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00:00Last time on Demon Lord Retry I'm sure you've done your share of killing you
00:24You should get to experience what it's like to die for once, it's only fair, right?
00:28What filthy fireworks
00:59What in the world happened out there? They unleashed it much too early
01:05What were they thinking? That damn merge must have lost his mind
01:08I'm not sure, I assume something unexpected must have come up
01:13Well then, what you must do is take that and tell them to unleash the remaining two at the Holy Castle, Tron
01:19I'm sure even you can manage that, filthy mixed blood that you are
01:25Yes, sir
01:28Get out of my sight, you're an eyesore
01:54I'm sure even you can manage that, filthy mixed blood that you are
01:57I'm sure even you can manage that, filthy mixed blood that you are
02:00I'm sure even you can manage that, filthy mixed blood that you are
02:03I'm sure even you can manage that, filthy mixed blood that you are
02:06I'm sure even you can manage that, filthy mixed blood that you are
02:09I'm sure even you can manage that, filthy mixed blood that you are
02:12I'm sure even you can manage that, filthy mixed blood that you are
02:15I'm sure even you can manage that, filthy mixed blood that you are
02:18I'm sure even you can manage that, filthy mixed blood that you are
02:21I'm sure even you can manage that, filthy mixed blood that you are
02:23I'm sure even you can manage that, filthy mixed blood that you are
02:26I'm sure even you can manage that, filthy mixed blood that you are
02:29I'm sure even you can manage that, filthy mixed blood that you are
02:32I'm sure even you can manage that, filthy mixed blood that you are
02:35I'm sure even you can manage that, filthy mixed blood that you are
02:38I'm sure even you can manage that, filthy mixed blood that you are
02:41I'm sure even you can manage that, filthy mixed blood that you are
02:44I'm sure even you can manage that, filthy mixed blood that you are
02:47I'm sure even you can manage that, filthy mixed blood that you are
02:50I'll cry out dramatically
02:52Even the light and the darkness
02:54Hey, let's start to laugh tomorrow
02:58Wake up!
03:20Look at this, they even hired a clown to keep the guests calm in crisis.
03:24That's right, because after all, as nobles, it's our responsibility to set the example and maintain decorum.
03:31What a fool of a holy maiden, showing up here without even an escort.
03:36And there's the queen of high society, Shrimp Fry Butterfly.
03:41She has a keen eye, a strong instinct with people, and crazy good connections far and wide.
03:46As far as the others go, I assume they're the holy maiden's friends.
03:50But my target is Luna Elegant. I'm afraid the Satanists have decided your time has come, my dear.
03:57I don't get it. He said he'd be right back, didn't he? So what the heck is taking him so long?
04:02I know, but don't worry, Sister Luna. Demon Lord's never broken a promise he's made to us, and I don't think he'll start now.
04:09For my money, Aku is probably right. Let's just be patient and wait.
04:15Oh my, what a fine collection of gorgeous individuals we have here.
04:19You sparkle and shine so brightly, I'm absolutely dazzled.
04:23I think this clown's specialty is flattery. I almost hate to ask, but mind if I show off a little trick of my own?
04:29Come on, cut me a break. How can someone as pretty as you do tricks too? I mean, how is that fair?
04:36Huh?
04:42What? What? Are those... my...
04:46Sorry, did you happen to drop your left arm? Or perhaps maybe your right?
04:50Both! I lost both! It would appear...
04:54Well, that seems like quite the predicament. But tell you what, I'll do you a little favor just for today.
05:00Oops. Sorry, my bad. Unfortunately, it seems I accidentally mixed up your arms.
05:06Are you serious? This is not a laughing matter!
05:10I've seen my fair share of magic tricks in my time, but I'll admit I haven't the faintest idea how you pulled that one off.
05:17I'm so pleased that you enjoyed it, dear madam. I'll do better, though. This time they'll go to the right place.
05:24In it! My arms are back! It's a miracle!
05:28Be careful not to drop them next time, Mr. Clown.
05:32By the way, about that poison in your pocket, it has quite a smell.
05:37If you really want to kill someone, you're gonna have to do a heck of a lot better than that.
05:44And if I ever see you again, I'll slice you up alive. Got it, Clown?
05:53You take care.
06:24Sister, looks like our work's been cut out for us.
06:27Moron. Are you here just to say the most cliché shit possible?
06:36Wow, look at those muscles.
06:38What do you say, you big burly man? Wanna come and play?
06:43You stink like the sack of shit you are!
06:45Sprint for me, my fastest friend.
06:49You stink like the sack of shit you are!
06:51Sprint for me, my fastest fingers. Drag car, go!
06:59Back to the sewer and f*** off, you nasty f***.
07:03You killed my little sister! I'm gonna make you pay for that!
07:12That sure was a nice one.
07:14When compared to your prowess on the battlefield, I'm afraid this old guard will always seem woefully lacking.
07:21Well, I mean, duh. Cause you're ancient, you damn grandpa.
07:32Come forth, oh abysmal darkness. Shower the world with mourning.
07:37Summon holy rain!
07:45You sad, feeble little humans. When faced with my darkness, you're powerless, aren't you?
07:52I'll turn you into my puppets, and you'll fight for me until you crumble.
07:55Bubble Cure!
08:02Oh, Lady Mink, we are so grateful.
08:04That's an S-rake adventure for you, huh?
08:07Except, what are all those sinister-sounding incantations about?
08:12Remember, she's elite enough to be called a star player. I'm sure she has her reasons for what she does.
08:18I order you to follow me! It's time to shed your blood for the chilling darkness!
08:25Give me a break. What has she been fighting against anyway?
08:35Well, judging by the looks of it, I take it you got repped up pretty bad.
08:39Yeah.
08:41I'm terribly sorry, sir. But Merge and the rest, all of them have been killed in battle.
08:47What? Impossible! Explain yourself now!
08:50The Demon Lord...
08:55Now that it's come to this, seems we have no choice.
08:58Yes, and may disaster befall this cursed land.
09:03Now, summon devil!
09:05Summon devil!
09:09Summon devil!
09:40Wonderful. What an annoying place I've been summoned to.
09:45A divine barrier, huh?
09:58This evil power... Is it... a head devil?
10:02Protection of the Seraph! Angel Veil!
10:10Angel Veil
10:17Well, this place is truly unpleasant.
10:21Whoa, it's the Prince! What the hell is going on around here?
10:25Even better. The Angel sent some of their dogs to play.
10:29Sister! You can leave them to me!
10:31Don't, Fuji!
10:40Are you okay?
10:45Forgive me, but I refuse to believe that ants like you can actually walk on two legs.
10:51Summon the Killing Field.
11:09It's taking everything I've got just to protect the Holy Castle.
11:40Shall I finally break it out?
11:45Thank you, Queen!
11:58You're the Prince of Darkness, I presume.
12:00It's just as I thought.
12:02It's simply the fate of darkness to be drawn by other darkness.
12:06The lousy Holy Powers keep coming one after another.
12:12Hey! Don't you dare even try to look away! I'm here!
12:37I've never seen such uncivilized women. Black Eraser.
12:42Alright, protect me!
12:44Light Ball up!
12:46Ha!
13:04I should tell you about my favorite weapon. It's named Twinkle.
13:07It denies the very existence of evil beings.
13:11Guess that's not bad for Miss Giant Jugs.
13:14Excuse me? Did you say Jugs?
13:27Damn. Not Hades again.
13:30This is crazy. What would Hades be doing in a place like this?
13:39Poor filthy little humans.
13:44Ha!
13:58This is the end for you.
14:01Come forth, Ray of Darkness!
14:14Ha!
14:23Such lowly, pathetic creatures.
14:29Queen!
14:38No, you have to stay back!
14:40You must maintain the barrier!
14:42Sister!
14:44You've got to be freaking kidding me.
14:47This situation's totally ridiculous, not to mention her outfit.
14:51Is she the other Holy Maiden or what?
14:53She's outrageously beautiful on the outside.
14:56And if she's related to those two...
14:59She's definitely gotta be some kind of messed up.
15:06Now, human, shall we go ahead and begin this lovely feast?
15:10The sin of annoying me is grave, and you'll pay accordingly.
15:14You asshat!
15:16I was just about to start studying the Seraph,
15:18and of course you showed up before I got to it!
15:21Well, I'm not gonna let some damn monster like you get in my way, that's for sure!
15:25Wait, I know!
15:26I can maneuver things around, so he has to deal with the whole other obstacle!
15:41What is this light?
16:01Hey, what's your deal?
16:03Every time I see you, you're getting bullied.
16:05You... came to help us again?
16:09It's another new arena of that underwhelming empire.
16:13Got some weird monsters here, too.
16:20Bastard.
16:22Where did you come from, anyway?
16:32Wow, you smell like crap, man.
16:34That's the scent of a real murderer.
16:39Shut your mouth.
16:45I'm the very definition of unrivaled!
16:48I've found my truth down the path of carnage!
16:59What absolute filth.
17:01Saying an incantation...
17:04You're a scumbag who makes women cry.
17:07Well, I'm about to teach you how weak you really are!
17:10Come on! Who gave you permission to lie down!?
17:26You're all gonna die!
17:28You're all gonna die!
17:30I-DUNNO!
17:32YAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAH
17:34Man, that's just sad.
17:35Look at you, wailing like a little child.
17:38Shut your mouth!
17:39You're nothing but trash!
17:41Come forth, ray of darkness!
17:50What kind of weak trick was that supposed to be?
17:53Listen,
17:54and don't take this the wrong way,
17:56but can you afford to mess this up?
17:59No way.
17:59You've got to be kidding me.
18:07I won't go down like this. Not someone as great as me.
18:23Your blood is disgusting. I can't stand the stink.
18:29Okay, here it is.
18:59I wonder, for what purpose was I even born in this place?
19:09Hurting some poor kid like that.
19:11Hey, runt, you alive?
19:13Come on, open your eyes.
19:15Kid, you hear me? You're still in there, right?
19:19That was one of my most prized recovery items. You should be just fine now.
19:31But the wound, it's gone.
19:35You're a gloomy one, runt. I just saved your life. Think you can manage one smile?
19:43Oh, right, a smile. It's been so long that I forgot how to.
19:50What in the world is that healing power?
19:53Don't tell me he's a new race of dragon. This is dangerous. Too dangerous.
19:59Well, if that's really the case, I vow on my soul to kill this dragon no matter what!
20:12You piss me off, dragon. Now, I will judge you. Your arrogance will be punished.
20:35I recommend smiling, runt. No matter how tough it gets.
20:40The ones who keep smiling like idiots, they're stronger than anyone else.
20:47Dragon, this is the end of your arrogance. Say goodbye to this world.
20:54Have fun! Watch and learn!
21:02All or nothing!
21:53I wish I could go back. I don't have a place to belong.
22:09I thought this day would never come again.
22:19No matter how many times, no matter how many times I rub my eyes to make sure,
22:25I'm filled with dreams.
22:29Like a light bulb!
22:31The miracle that lit up my heart.
22:39You didn't ask for it. You didn't doubt it. You just believed in me.
22:45You're stronger than me.
22:51If I can smile with you now, I'll be able to hug you again.
23:16Demon Lord, watch this!
23:19Hm? What is it?
23:21I'm the very definition of unrivaled!
23:25I found my truth down the path of carnage!
23:29What is this?
23:30Heaven! Watch and learn!
23:32Stop!
23:33All or nothing!
23:35I think someone put her up to this like last time.
23:39Next time, Demon Lord Retry Episode 8, Demon Lord's Handiwork.
23:44Whoever you are, show yourself!