The Julies do some matchmaking for Crystal. Denny gets the wrong idea when her mum fails to arrive at visiting time. Fenner decides to file an official grievance against Karen
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00:31My Bobby said to me, he said,
00:33Sylvia, you should be sat at home taking it easy, not going into work.
00:37Maybe he's right.
00:38Oh, no. That'd be playing right into their hands, that would.
00:41Nothing that murdering lot would like more than to get me off their backs for a few weeks.
00:45Well, I'm not about to give them that satisfaction.
00:48Besides, I want a full investigation.
00:51We've already had one. Nobody saw anything.
00:54Well, of course they're going to say that.
00:56There's nothing else we can do. The stairs were slippery. You said so yourself.
00:59Perhaps you'd be paying a bit more attention if they managed to kill me.
01:03Looks like I'm going to have to take it up with the union.
01:05Fine. Just make sure you've decided whether it was attempted murder or an accident before you ring them.
01:11Helps to get your facts straight.
01:13Right.
01:16After unlock Di, you're on post.
01:18Sylvia, Dominic, locks, belts and bars. The rest of you, usual stuff.
01:22Jim, we have a few prisoners being transferred from Newby today.
01:26They'll need an extra hand.
01:28Why don't you send Di?
01:30I like to think all my staff are prepared to pitch in when it's needed.
01:34Whatever their status.
01:36I'll do it.
01:38No, I want you to have a chat with Shel Dockley.
01:41It would be better if you took over as a personal officer.
01:44For obvious reasons.
01:46Right, that's it. Thanks.
01:51You saw that, didn't you?
01:54Now tell me that coward's not to get me.
02:01Hey. I've been sent to check a leak.
02:05I didn't notice no leak.
02:07Well, that's what it says here.
02:09I'm white. You can't argue with that, can you?
02:11Yeah, well, the breakfast trolleys will be down in a minute. Make it quick.
02:20Oh, yeah. By the way, you know when you saw me the other day in the yard with Denny?
02:24I wasn't selling her no gear or none, so...
02:27So what are you telling me for?
02:29I just don't want you to get the wrong idea. I don't do that sort of thing.
02:32Listen, I've been in here long enough to know
02:34that what folks say and what they do is two separate things.
02:37Yeah? That apply to you and all?
02:39You won't hear no devil's lie sliding off my tongue.
02:42So that time you got caught shoplifting, that not count, though?
02:46Denny been running her mouth off, has she?
02:49Look, I was asking.
02:51Very interested in me all of a sudden, ain't you?
02:56Look, I ain't saying I wasn't a sinner, too,
02:59but them rich geezers who run all them shops,
03:02what they're doing are devil's work and all.
03:04Filling folks' minds with greed and desire,
03:06making them want things they can't afford.
03:09Handbags at 250 quid, dresses what cost thousands.
03:14I know what Jesus would do if he was here.
03:16And I suppose you're gonna tell us all, yeah?
03:18He'd go marching round all them shops, pulling the clothes down from their racks,
03:22throwing fistfuls of jewellery up into the air
03:24till they shat back down on all them sinners.
03:27Proper villain, then, yeah?
03:29You tell him that on Judgment Day.
03:32What's the story?
03:36Did you find it, then?
03:38Eh?
03:39The leak?
03:40Oh, er... No, no, there was nothing there.
03:43You must have been wrong.
03:50Come on, let's get him, you! Come on!
03:53Come on!
03:56Come on!
04:05Come on, move it!
04:07Morning, Miss McAllister.
04:10Nice, isn't he?
04:12You know you're not supposed to stick pictures to the walls.
04:15Use a board.
04:16Oh, but then I won't be able to see him smiling at me from across the pillow.
04:20That's all us girls have in here, a bit of fantasy.
04:23Michelle, take it down.
04:26You're getting very bossy all of a sudden.
04:28You don't have to prove yourself.
04:31I've been assigned as your new personal officer.
04:34God help me.
04:36Oh, I see.
04:38Well...
04:40who needs him?
04:44If you, er, ever feel like popping in some time,
04:49you know you're always welcome.
04:54SHE SNIFFS
04:57SHE LAUGHS
05:03Look, if you don't want that, I'll have it.
05:06Go on, then.
05:10How much?
05:14Everyone's bleeding skin.
05:16Roll on payday!
05:18All right, Denny?
05:20Any news of your mum yet?
05:22No.
05:23I rang the hostel again, but she ain't been there for over a week now.
05:27So? Maybe she's moved out.
05:29Maybe she found another place with the money we gave her.
05:32Still doesn't explain why she ain't visited.
05:34It must be hard for her, Denny.
05:37I mean, it must have been a shock coming across you like that after all these years.
05:41I wouldn't like to find out that Denny was my daughter.
05:44Me and Denny are having a private conversation here, love.
05:47So if you don't mind.
05:53Maybe that is why she hasn't turned up.
05:56Maybe she's decided she don't want nothing to do with me.
05:59You told me yourself how happy she was.
06:02Listen, I don't know why she didn't turn up,
06:05but I do know one thing.
06:07It's not because of you.
06:09She was really proud of you.
06:11So she should be.
06:13Got a lot going for you, girl.
06:17And don't let anyone else tell you anything different.
06:20And don't let anyone else tell you anything different.
06:37Daniela Blood?
06:39What?
06:41You'd better get back out in that yard
06:43and clear up the mess you were supposed to this morning.
06:45I'm eating.
06:47Breakfast for you until you've cleared it up.
06:51Didn't want it anyway.
06:53Tastes like shit.
06:57Fag out.
06:59I've only just...
07:00You heard.
07:06Here, Zan. Enjoy, mate.
07:29So, what did she do, anyway?
07:31The usual shell stuff.
07:33You know, trying it on.
07:35You want to come down heavy on her, son,
07:37or she'll just take you for a ride.
07:40It's funny when you're not on the receiving end.
07:43You log it, son. Cover your back.
07:45I'd better go and do the governor's little errand,
07:47or she'll be ringing down at reception to check on me.
07:49I don't mind doing it for you.
07:52I wouldn't want you getting into trouble on my account.
07:55If she feels the need to score points, that's fine by me.
07:59More than fine.
08:05Hello? Do you ring?
08:07Yeah.
08:10What?
08:13OK, erm...
08:15Right.
08:17No, thanks.
08:19Thanks for letting us know.
08:23What is it?
08:25St Martin's Hospital.
08:27It's Danny Blood's mum.
08:31Hey, Deb, you know that girl you share with Crystal, yeah?
08:34Erm, can you give her this letter for us?
08:36Oh, yeah? What's in it?
08:38Let's just say it's a couple of things I'd like to say to her face,
08:41except she's a bit scary.
08:43You don't know how scary, man. Not as the word.
08:45Yeah, well, I like a challenge.
08:47So, will you do it, yeah?
08:49Cost you.
08:51You're joking me.
08:54Here you go.
08:59Danny. What?
09:01It's your mum. There's been an accident.
09:04She got knocked down by a car.
09:06It's OK. I mean, she's conscious and she's feeling a lot better.
09:09Right. I knew there was something wrong.
09:11Well, I've got to go and see her.
09:13Well, Janine Buxton got out on a visit when her dad was ill,
09:16so I'll be allowed to see my mum.
09:18Won't I?
09:30June, that's fantastic.
09:33Here, look, Yvonne, my first ever letter from Rhiannon.
09:36And guess what? I'm moving back to London.
09:38Oh, I'm really happy for you.
09:40She'll never forget what you've done for her, you know.
09:42No, I'll never forget.
09:44She can come visit.
09:46Not whilst he's got a court order against me she won't.
09:48Still, at least I know where they live now, eh?
09:50Yeah, and when we get out of here, we'll go and get them
09:52and take them as far away from Andy Dawson as possible, right?
09:55You're right.
10:01What you doing up here?
10:03Oh, piss off, you nosy old bag.
10:06Oh!
10:22I don't ever use a strip search.
10:24The governor wants you to go up to the medical wing when you've finished here.
10:28Why?
10:30She wants you to supervise the piss tests.
10:33I've got better things to do with my time.
10:35You know that and I know that.
10:37Bollocks! I've had enough of this.
10:43You look right, huh?
10:44Yeah, I was right. My mum was ill.
10:46She got knocked down by a car.
10:48Well, that ain't nothing to smile about, Dan.
10:50No, that's why she didn't turn up.
10:52Cos she couldn't, not cos she didn't want to.
10:54Anyway, she's better now.
10:56Mr McAllister's going to fix it so I can go and see her.
10:58Hang on, Danny, I never said that.
11:00How come you can fix the day out for her
11:02and you can't even fix me with a few aspirin?
11:05Cos you're always asking for pills for one thing or another.
11:08It's not up to me anyway, it's up to Dr Nicholson.
11:11He's sod all use, isn't he?
11:13NHS bloody reject.
11:16Come here.
11:24You know why you're in pain?
11:26Cos you're still on a smack, aren't you?
11:28You've got to get off, Alexandra.
11:31You nearly did it before, you can do it again.
11:33Yeah, but I had reason to before, didn't I?
11:35I've got sod all now.
11:36You've got yourself.
11:38Do it for you, not for anyone else.
11:41Look, you're not going to be in Larkhall for much longer.
11:45Get clean while you can,
11:47otherwise you're just going to end up back here again.
11:49What, you care?
11:51Don't call me stupid.
11:54Karen, I think you ought to know
11:57that I've decided to start a grievance procedure against you.
12:00Really?
12:02And what would the grounds be exactly?
12:05Your unprofessional conduct towards me.
12:07Unprofessional conduct, eh?
12:10I'm not going to do it.
12:12I'm not going to do it.
12:14I'm not going to do it.
12:16I'm not going to do it.
12:18I'm not going to do it.
12:20I'm not going to do it.
12:23Well, you'd know all about that, wouldn't you, Jim?
12:27The POA seems to think I've got a very good case.
12:29Do they now?
12:31Well, we'll just have to wait and see, won't we?
12:33I didn't want to have to do this,
12:35but I'm going to tell Simon about our past.
12:37I thought it might help him understand your motives.
12:39I'm sorry, Karen.
12:41A man's got to do, Jim.
12:47Hey, Crystal.
12:50What's that?
12:51A letter from her boyfriend, Josh.
12:53He ain't my boyfriend.
12:55Looks like he wants to be.
12:56He can want them, can't he?
12:58As soon as I'm out of here, this is going in the bin where it belongs.
13:05Good luck, Daniel.
13:20Now, remember, it's temporary release.
13:23That means you come back here afterwards.
13:25So don't go getting any ideas
13:27when you're on the other side of that wall, OK?
13:29Yes, Miss. I promise, Miss, I'll be good.
13:31Miss Barker will accompany you.
13:33You give her any grief and I'll give you a lot more, understand?
13:36I'll be good.
13:38I'll be good.
13:40I'll be good.
13:42I'll be good.
13:44I'll be good.
13:46I'll be good.
13:48I'll give you a lot more, understand?
13:50Yes, Miss. Thank you, Miss.
13:54Come on.
14:14Not a very nice job.
14:16It's work, innit?
14:18You good with your hands, then?
14:20Yeah, not bad.
14:22Mm, I bet.
14:24Let's have a look.
14:27Mm, strong love line.
14:29I bet you've got lots of stamina.
14:36You know, um,
14:38we could always meet up somewhere more private.
14:41I could fix it if you want.
14:44I'll tell you what they're covered in, eh?
14:53You wasted your time there. She's a Bible basher.
14:56Now me, I believe in having fun.
15:00Thanks, but no thanks, eh?
15:03So, what did Josh say in his letter, then?
15:05Dunno.
15:07You didn't really bin it, did you?
15:09Yep.
15:11What, without even reading it?
15:13Do you want to get out and read it for me?
15:15Do you?
15:17Taxi's here. You ready?
15:19Yeah. Yeah, I can't wait.
15:21I haven't been outside for three years. It's gonna be wicked.
15:23Well, I hope it goes well.
15:25Cheers.
15:27Cheers.
15:29It's gonna be wicked.
15:31Well, I hope it goes well.
15:33Cheers. See you later.
15:35What, if you've got a brain, we won't?
15:37Eh?
15:39Don't go making the same mistake as me.
15:41I should have stayed out when I had the chance.
15:43Hey, don't you go putting ideas into her head.
15:46I'm not gonna mess up, miss, I promise.
15:48I just want to see my mum, miss, that's all.
15:50Good girl.
15:55Good girl. Just be careful, all right?
15:57Just because you've got a headache
15:59doesn't mean you can slug everyone off, you know.
16:04Mr McAllister!
16:08Mr McAllister!
16:10Mr McAllister, quick!
16:14What is it?
16:16Cockroaches. I can't stand them.
16:18Where?
16:20Under there.
16:28I can't see anything.
16:32Just thought I'd give you a personal welcome,
16:34seeing as you're my personal officer.
16:37Jesus, Cheryl.
16:39Wait.
16:41Don't you want me to be your little girl?
16:53I'll be off in a minute.
16:57I want to buy Mum some flowers.
16:59Where did you get that from?
17:01A mate.
17:02You know the rules, Denny. No money.
17:05Oh, turn a blind eye just this once, miss.
17:07I'm gonna get rid of it, ain't I, on the flowers?
17:10Go on, then.
17:12I'm eating now. Eight pound fifty for them.
17:16I really like those roses.
17:18They're a tenner, Denny.
17:20I've only got a fiver.
17:23We'll take these.
17:25I'll top it up.
17:27You can pay me back when you get out.
17:29But do not go telling any of your mates.
17:33Otherwise they'll all be asking me for handouts.
17:35I won't, miss. Thanks.
17:37You're all right, though.
17:41Jo, you did put enough... Stuff on it, yeah.
17:43You made sure, didn't you? Covered it all up, yeah.
17:45Trust me, Jo.
17:48Bloody rubbish, bloody rubbish
17:51Bloody rubbish, places, seeds, places, seeds
17:55Body bag and fanner, oh, give me a tanner
17:58To wipe them out, wipe them out
18:02Crystal.
18:04Did you get my letter?
18:05Yeah, and I put it straight in the bin.
18:08I'll spell in that badge, yeah?
18:11It's your worst, that's bad, boy.
18:13All lies.
18:15Look, you seem pretty cool, yeah?
18:17I just wanted to get to know you a little bit better.
18:19What kind of girls would you like to get to know better?
18:21What's that supposed to mean?
18:23I've got eyes, you know.
18:25You talking about that girl in the yard?
18:27Oh, she was coming on to me.
18:29And you was loving every minute of it.
18:35Hey, you ain't giving up that easy, are you, Josh?
18:37She won't listen.
18:39So who was this girl, then?
18:41I don't remember her name. She had long, wavy blonde hair.
18:44Looked like she'd eat me in one go.
18:46Cheryl Dockley.
18:48I don't know.
18:49It's Dockley.
18:53I'm sorry, she discharged herself this morning.
18:55Said she wanted to go home.
19:05Right. She discharged herself from hospital this morning.
19:10So Denny wants to go to the hostel. See her mum there?
19:14Yeah.
19:16Well, it's in Hackney. It wouldn't take us very long to get there.
19:21Right.
19:23OK.
19:24Thanks.
19:26Well?
19:28Well...
19:30She said OK!
19:31Wicked!
19:33Come on.
19:35My dressing gown just slipped off.
19:37It's not a crime having a slippy dressing gown, is it?
19:39Don't piss me about it. Why did you do it?
19:44SIGHS
19:45I ate it here on basic.
19:47It's better than being down the block, and that's where I should put you.
19:50Well, go on, then. You might as well. Everyone hates me anyway.
19:56And you think coming on to an officer's going to solve anything?
19:59I'd have thought you'd have learned your lesson after Mr Fenner.
20:02I told you, I made all that up.
20:04I'm not going into that now.
20:06What I'm saying is, here you are again,
20:08trying the same thing with Mr McAllister.
20:12SIGHS
20:17The point is, Shell, don't you think you're worth more than that?
20:23My mum's going to be well happy to see me.
20:27We've come to see Jessie Devlin, my mum.
20:30Sorry, she's not booked in with us today.
20:33No way, man. The hospital said she'd come back here.
20:36Not today, I'm afraid.
20:38Sorry.
20:42Oi! Hey! What do you think you're playing at?!
20:45You're soaking my shoes!
20:47Tough titty. You're lucky your head ain't down that carsie.
20:50After what you did.
20:52What are you on about, you mad cows?
20:54Oh, yeah. We know what you did.
20:56Trying to mess things up for Crystal.
20:58Big deal.
21:00You're nothing but an evil slut, Shell Dockley.
21:03Evil slut.
21:05You don't call me that, do you, here?
21:07But that's just what you are.
21:09But that's just what you are.
21:12Piss off, you pair of loonies.
21:15Nothing but an evil little slut.
21:24Dinny!
21:25I'm going to wait for her.
21:26What if she doesn't come?
21:27She will.
21:29I've got to get you back to Larkhall for tea.
21:31Then you're going to have to drag me along the ground, aren't you, miss?
21:40Look, I understand how...
21:42You don't understand anything!
21:47You promised me, Denny.
21:49And I trusted you.
21:51If you don't come back with me now, Miss Betts isn't going to let you out again.
21:57If it was up to me, gorgeous, we'd stay here till Jessie turned up.
22:02But I don't make the rules.
22:09Look, you come back to Larkhall with me now, without any hassle,
22:13and I promise I will help you find her.
22:16OK?
22:29Glad you could do a round with me, sir.
22:31Well, it allows us to have a little chat, Jim.
22:35I must admit I was rather surprised to get your letter about Karen.
22:39She's left me no choice.
22:41She seems to have some sort of vendetta against me.
22:45Vendetta?
22:46That's a little melodramatic, isn't it?
22:48Well, it's what it feels like.
22:50Karen Betts is a very level-headed woman.
22:55I... I wasn't going to say anything,
22:57but that conference where we met each other...
23:00Yes?
23:01Well, she was coming on to me and I'd had a few drinks
23:06and we ended up in bed together.
23:08It's not something I'm proud of,
23:10but I think there's a bit of bad feeling on her part.
23:14Why is that?
23:16Well, I told Karen that that was an end to it, but she wouldn't have it.
23:20I tell you, I was glad to get back home.
23:23You can imagine my shock when she turned up in your office.
23:29Why on earth didn't you tell me about this straight away?
23:32I didn't think it mattered.
23:34I mean, it all happened so long ago, I'd forgotten all about it.
23:37I assumed she had.
23:41Well, she hadn't, because she made a point of telling me about it
23:44as soon as she realised how closely she was going to be working with you.
23:49Of course, her account of your liaison was a little less vivid.
23:53Huh.
23:55You know, if I were you, Jim, I'd learn to cut your losses.
24:00I'm glad the dockley thing's out of the way and you're still in the job,
24:04but don't try and have your cake and eat it.
24:12You're pumped.
24:16There's a taxi round just on the other side for you.
24:25Jesus.
24:26What's the matter?
24:28It's my mum.
24:30Denny!
24:33I do not think you should be doing this.
24:38What the hell do you think you're doing?!
24:41My arm!
24:45Jessie, it's me.
24:49There you are!
24:50Bella!
24:53Oh, hey, Billy.
24:55This is my lovely daughter.
24:59Come and meet my pal, Billy.
25:10You're nothing but an evil slut, she'll dockley.
25:14Evil slut.
25:20She'll...
25:24Little slut.
25:28Evil little slut.
25:32Look at you.
25:35Who do you think you are?
25:39Useless bimbo.
25:42Prick-teaser.
25:45Slut.
25:48Whore.
25:50Slut.
26:05You're nothing but an evil little slut.
26:09Come and give your old mum a kiss.
26:11Leave it out.
26:13Come on, ma'am, what about a cup of tea? We can talk.
26:16I went to the hospital.
26:18Oh, they won't give you a fag.
26:21You can't have a drink.
26:22You ain't supposed to be drinking.
26:26I can do what I like!
26:29I can do what I like!
26:31I can do what I like!
26:33I can do what I like!
26:35I can do what I like!
26:36I can do what I like!
26:39Come on, love, have a drink.
26:40Shut it, you.
26:41Come on, Denny, I think we should go.
26:43Yeah, sod off, you miserable little bitch.
26:45I ain't going nowhere. Not without her.
26:47I do not want to get into a fight.
26:49I'm going to smack him.
26:50You leave him alone.
26:53He's not doing you any harm.
26:56Why don't you piss off back to your cell?
26:59Come here.
27:00Spoil my fun.
27:02I didn't ask you to come looking for me.
27:05I thought we were going to try and make a go of it, you and me.
27:08What about our plans for when I get out?
27:11What about the money I gave you for a deposit on a flat?
27:14You should never have given me that money.
27:18Who do you think paid for all this?
27:23It's you!
27:26You always were nothing but bloody trouble.
27:31I never wanted you in the first place.
27:34Please, stop it.
27:37Mum?
27:42Sod off, then!
27:44I don't give a shit!
27:53I brought you a present.
28:04We couldn't help noticing you and Josh earlier on.
28:07He's ever such a nice boy.
28:09So marry him, then.
28:11You don't want to take no notice of what old chill Dockley gets up to.
28:14You know what she's like. Right old care.
28:17If you don't see that, it ain't worth nothing.
28:23She likes him.
28:25Hang about.
28:26What?
28:27I don't know.
28:34Let's see what Crystal's tea leaves have to say, eh, June?
28:38Well?
28:39I can't say yet.
28:43I've got to concentrate.
28:50I'll sort you some food out.
28:52I ain't hungry.
28:54Look, you know what it's like when you get tanked up.
28:57You say all kinds of things you don't mean.
29:00Look, she'll wake up tomorrow morning and probably not remember what she said.
29:04I will.
29:10You all right, Danny?
29:12How's it go? How's your mum?
29:28Something old.
29:30Something known.
29:33Something borrowed.
29:36This is serious.
29:38Serious?
29:40I've got it.
29:43What?
29:58All right?
29:59Hey, Ravonne, couldn't get hold of a candle for us, could you?
30:02Candle?
30:03Candle.
30:04Well, if you're that desperate, I could figure something better.
30:06No, I didn't like that.
30:07We're on a mission.
30:08Mission.
30:09Come on, girls, hurry up. Come on.
30:11Yeah, sure. Whatever takes your fancy.
30:13Cheers.
30:16Morning, Mum.
30:18Morning.
30:20I just wanted to say that I've decided to drop by.
30:23Morning.
30:24I just wanted to say that I've decided to drop the grievance procedure.
30:28Oh? Bit of a change of heart?
30:31I've been thinking.
30:33Maybe I deserve everything you've thrown at me.
30:35Maybe?
30:37Well, I have done a lot of stupid things lately.
30:40Is this a confession, Jim?
30:42I was too soft on Dockley.
30:44It was too easy for him to twist things, to make them look bad.
30:48I suppose when you've been in the service as long as I have, you think you know it all.
30:52Well, I have to admit, I'm impressed.
30:56Though I can't say I'm surprised.
30:59No?
31:00Simon gave me a ring last night.
31:02Said he had a very pleasant game of golf.
31:08I suppose you just wanted to watch me grovel.
31:12Well, I hope it's made you feel better.
31:14It's not about me trying to get one up on you, Jim.
31:16It's about wanting to run a unit with officers I can trust.
31:19And the next time you step out of line, I'll be ready.
31:22And it won't just be a suspension.
31:27What's doing my head in sharing a cell with them two?
31:29I don't get much sleep myself.
31:31There's Denny shatting out all night,
31:33and Zandra's tossing and turning when she ain't twitching and shaking.
31:36Yeah, but maybe Zan's still in shock, after having the baby taken away.
31:40Oh, I don't know, but if it comes up, perhaps we'll run.
31:44Danny! Danny!
31:50You stupid, bloody thing!
31:55Was that for the mattress?
32:01Or for your mum?
32:02Piss off!
32:09Go on, hit it.
32:13Hit it.
32:14Hit it!
32:16Go on! Get it out, Danny!
32:18Get it out! Get it out, Danny! Get it out!
32:24It's all right.
32:28It's OK.
32:29Shh.
32:31Shh.
32:33OK, Danny.
32:37I took her back, I gave her all that money, and for what?
32:45What were you hoping that happened, Danny?
32:47Just that she loved me.
32:49But the trouble is, you can't buy people's love.
32:54They either give it to you, or they don't.
32:57Why does it always don't with me?
33:00Do people treat you with respect, Danny?
33:02Yeah.
33:03Yeah, well, that's cos you don't treat yourself with respect.
33:06Always putting yourself down, saying that you're nothing.
33:09Well, other people are going to feel the same way.
33:11They're going to walk all over you.
33:14You've got to learn to like yourself.
33:17There ain't nothing to like.
33:19Well, I like you.
33:22And there's no-one forcing me, is there?
33:25No.
33:26Well, you must have something going for you, then.
33:30Cos I'm very choosy about the people who I like.
33:35Now, that's better.
33:37Now, listen, I'd like you a whole lot more...
33:40if you helped me clear this bloody mess up.
33:55I could have done myself an injury with these.
33:57Janet's got them from the sewing class.
33:59She wants them back within the hour, yeah?
34:01No problem.
34:02You and Sam?
34:03Yeah.
34:04Can you give Sam with this?
34:10Something old, eh?
34:12Yeah, isn't it blue?
34:13Here, do you reckon they're the same size?
34:15Yeah, good as.
34:41What's the matter with you?
34:43Don't know. I've got a bit of a sore stomach.
34:45What's up? Are you sore already?
34:47Yeah, I've got flu coming on or something.
34:49Well, maybe you've been doing too much smack.
34:51Yeah, thanks for the sympathy, Danny.
34:57Hey.
34:58Guess who's come to see you.
35:00Who?
35:01Your mum, your divvy.
35:03No shit.
35:04Yeah.
35:05Well, I've got to go.
35:07Your mum, your divvy?
35:09No shit.
35:10Yeah.
35:11What state is she in?
35:12Clean and tidy.
35:14And sober.
35:17Well, are you coming or what?
35:26Oh, did you bring it?
35:28Yeah.
35:32Excellent.
35:34Oh, Christ.
35:37Oh, Jesus.
35:42Look, are you sure that this is going to work?
35:44Course.
35:45We've been planning this for ages.
35:47Ages. Can't go wrong.
35:52Have I got any blood sample?
35:54OK.
36:04Yeah.
36:15I'm sorry, Den.
36:20I felt awful
36:22when I woke up and remember what I'd done.
36:27I didn't mean any of it, you know.
36:29It's just the booze talking.
36:34I don't even remember half of what I said.
36:38You said I should piss off back to me cell.
36:44Well, it's just the booze.
36:48And I swear
36:50I'm never going to touch another drop again.
36:55As soon as I got up,
36:56I went and booked myself into detox.
37:00So everything's going to be all right.
37:02Is it?
37:03Yeah.
37:04Yeah, it is.
37:06You and me, Den.
37:08We'll be fine.
37:11And when you get out of here,
37:13we'll get that house we were talking about.
37:17You never know, if I get job,
37:19we might have it sooner than you think.
37:24What, they might even let you come home for the odd weekend.
37:33And you're going to say nothing?
37:38I'll give you a year.
37:42Eh?
37:43If you're still off the booze, Den, I'll think about it.
37:46I don't want to hear from you till then.
37:49But, Den...
37:50Till you can show me.
37:53I've been picturing some nice, rosy life waiting for me on the outside.
37:58It's all bollocks.
37:59No, it's not, Den.
38:01It's not, Den. This time...
38:02Don't. You're doing me nutting now.
38:10Fingers crossed, eh?
38:12Bye.
38:28Hang about, Crystal. Don't you want to finish clearing out first, eh?
38:31I'm starving, girl.
38:35Crystal?
38:36What?
38:38It's your red tub.
38:40I found it in the washing machine and I can't get it out.
38:42I never put it in the wash.
38:43I put it in with some of my stuff.
38:45I was only doing you a favour.
38:47Take me away from here, lords.
39:04I think it's going to be all right. I just want you to...
39:06How many times have I told you just to leave my things alone?
39:10I, er...
39:12Well, I'll take you out for a meal, if that's OK.
39:16Is this your idea?
39:17No, it's of Julie's. I just helped.
39:20Well, a few of us did, actually.
39:26For you, sir.
39:30Mm. Fruit little bouquet there.
39:36Madam, we thought you might like a little dinner.
39:38A romantic meal for two?
39:40It's à la carte.
39:44Hope bangs and mash are OK.
39:46Oh, it's lovely. Thanks.
39:49Crystal, Julie made them napkins out round top.
39:52Oh, yeah, but Zandra lent us her bracelets for the napkin rings.
39:55Oh, and Yvonne got us the candle.
39:57And we used the old bed sheet for the tablecloth.
39:59Yeah, but we made sure we washed it first, though.
40:01Oh, yeah, made sure there were no nasty stains.
40:05Right, well, enjoy yourselves.
40:09We'll leave you to it. Yeah.
40:11Oh, yeah, yeah, we'll leave you to it.
40:24A group therapist?
40:26Yes.
40:27Where's the money coming from for that?
40:29General Purposes and Finance Committee.
40:31Money down the drain, if you ask me.
40:33But I'm not asking, Sylvia.
40:36Now, I'd like all personal officers to have a think
40:38about who would benefit from these sessions.
40:40Oh, I was wondering about Denny,
40:42after what she's been through with her mum and everything.
40:44Yeah, good idea.
40:46I've also had Zandra Plackett put forward as a possible.
40:48And I think Michelle Dockley's a definite.
40:50Dockley? What kind of message are we sending out here?
40:53Cry, rape and we'll pay someone to give you a bit of encouragement?
40:56You sound worried, Jim.
40:58It's just that men are vulnerable in women's prisons.
41:00Aren't they, Dom?
41:02That's why it's best not to get yourself into compromising positions.
41:05We could all do with someone to sit and listen to our problems.
41:08We've got plenty of them sitting out there.
41:12Sylvia, I've had about as many snide comments
41:14as I think I can stomach from you.
41:16I'm not looking for your opinion, I'm telling you.
41:19The first session starts next week,
41:21and I want 100% cooperation.
41:23Cooperation?
41:25That's rich, coming from Madam Starling.
41:28That's the way she wants to play it.
41:30As far as I'm concerned, from now on, it's every man for himself.
41:37Never eaten in a posh restaurant before.
41:39Oi, I've never had to see Gracie in one either, so...
41:45How do you come to work here?
41:47I don't know.
41:50How do you come to work here?
41:52I don't know.
41:54I suppose I just sort of fell into it.
41:56You know, you don't need no qualifications,
41:58which is good, cos I haven't got any.
42:01Same here. I've started studying for my GCSEs now, though.
42:04Good for you.
42:06Schoolwork, schoolwork, my thing.
42:08I'd go in with the wrong crowd and I took a bit of trouble.
42:12What sort of trouble?
42:15Twerking, mainly.
42:17Twerking, mainly.
42:20Nicking people's cars, joyriding, that sort of thing.
42:24I don't know, it used to give me a buzz.
42:27And then one night we came round a bend,
42:30and nearly hit this kid.
42:32He must have been, like, er...
42:34six, seven.
42:36Same age as my little brother.
42:40Never did it again after that.
42:42It's just as well, I suppose, it could have ended up...
42:46Well, it ended up in a place like this.
42:50Yeah.
42:52Sorry.
42:55I, er...
42:57I wanted you to forget about it for a night.
42:59Oh, you did?
43:01Thanks.
43:05It don't seem fair they got you banged up in here just for shoplifting.
43:09Well, it was my third time.
43:12I should have learned my lesson when they gave me suspended sentence.
43:16When I get out of here, with the help of the Lord,
43:19I won't be coming back.
43:22Well, you've not long now, have you?
43:24And when you do get out, I'll take you to a proper restaurant to celebrate.
43:28As if you'll let me.
43:33Well, I might.
43:36What did you take me for?
43:38What did you take me for?
43:42Sorry.
43:43I mean...
43:45well, it's our first date, innit?
43:47Yeah.
43:51You can hold my hand if you like.
44:04What?
44:05They're holding hands.
44:07What?
44:08Yeah, but that means it's serious, innit?
44:10True love.
44:11Yeah.
44:13Here, kiss my hand.
44:17Oh.
44:27Are you all right?
44:29Yeah. Yeah, the, um... the door was stuck, but, er...
44:32Oh, it's all right now.
44:34Yeah, just going to empty the last load.
44:38Well, hurry up. You've got 20 minutes, no more.
44:42All right.
45:05Penny for him.
45:08Listen, Mr Fenner,
45:10you could offer me a grand and I still wouldn't tell you what goes on up here.
45:14It's the only piece of privacy I'll get.
45:17Probably thinking about your fellow, weren't you?
45:19What's his name? Charlie?
45:25I don't know.
45:27I don't know.
45:29What's his name? Charlie?
45:35It's a hell of a long time to be away from him.
45:37Yeah.
45:39But if you're thinking of stepping into the breach, don't bother.
45:42You're not my type.
45:45I like to keep my distance.
45:50There's not many women who'd hire a hitman to sort out their husband's problems for him.
45:54You must love him a lot.
45:56Yeah.
45:59But you can cut the crap and the sympathy.
46:01What are you after?
46:06Making your life a bit easier, and my own.
46:11Next visiting time, I could fix up a private room for the two of you.
46:15No questions asked.
46:17Interested?
46:19Depends what's in it for you.
46:21Just a few hundred?
46:23Peanuts, really, to a man who must be worth a fortune.
46:26Who knows? Could become a regular thing.
46:30Do I detect the ever-so-faint whiff of corruption?
46:38Listen, love, I've been in this job 14 years and I've never crossed the line, not once.
46:44But all you get for keeping your nose clean is chaton.
46:49I've had enough.
46:52So, what do you say?
46:57I'd say...
47:00It's been a pleasure talking to you, Mr Fenner.
47:56You