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00:00Oh hi mom, Marvin is great! Long lunches are all well and good, but I've got work to do.
00:15I'll see you tomorrow mom. Bye now. Marvin! Daddy's home!
00:24Interruptions, interruptions. But if I don't say hello, he'll take it personally. Ouch! I better learn to walk soon, I'm getting corns on my knees.
00:36Daddy's home! I'm still training him to look down. Marvin? He sounds surprised. Who does he think would be down here? The seven dwarfs?
00:49And how's daddy's big boy? Oh, I'm too mean big. I would guess you have rocks in your pockets, but you haven't got pockets.
01:02Very funny. Dad loves to make fat jokes at my expense. I can't wait till I can talk so I can stick it to him for that receding hairline.
01:17I love it when you cuddle me like that Marvin. Keep that in mind when you're shopping for presents. In the meantime, I'll take this. Jeff, come here!
01:32More pictures of Marvin? Yes, the man in the photo store said thanks to us he'll soon be able to buy a new car. Here's Marvin's first haircut.
01:43I don't think it's a look that'll catch on. His first tooth. And there's you discovering Marvin's first tooth. The memory brings tears to my eyes.
01:53How was your day today? Great. We landed the beauty cream soap account and we celebrated by having Italian food at this cute little restaurant in Hillsdale. How was your day?
02:02Oh, great. Marvin's diaper rash cleared up and we celebrated by having strange vegetables at this cute little high chair in the kitchen. I guess being a mother isn't as exciting as going to work every day.
02:14Are you kidding? I had plenty of excitement. I had to rescue Marvin from the top rung of the jungle gym at the playground. Oh, and when I got to the library, I realized he had colored in all the pages in my library book. And at the supermarket, he knocked down an entire display of candies. Work was never this exciting.
02:35Well, at least he's quiet now. Maybe too quiet. Oh, he's just playing. And here's Hot Wheels Marvin, the world famous race car driver, ready for the upstairs hallway time trial. Here's the gun. And he's off to a great start. Wait a minute. Trouble up ahead.
03:05Marvin dares to the left. Let's drive it. Uh-oh.
03:13Well, it'll be nice to get away from Marvin for the weekend. Oh, it sure will. I'm looking forward to our little trip. I hope my parents don't spoil him too much. Whenever they stay with him, it always takes a week for him to get back to normal. Yeah, whatever normal is for Marvin.
03:30Now, Jeff, how do you say that about Marvin? Whoa, bridge! I think I'm ready for Indianapolis. Well, nobody's perfect. Uh-oh. Oh, this won't be any wonder. For once, Marvin won't be around to come between us. I think this day should pass without requiring seatbelts and baby walkers.
03:59Well, if it isn't Mario and Dreddy. Look, Marvin, I brought home new pictures of you. Mom and Dad have always been Marvin groupies. Here's your first swing ride. Oh, that's kid stuff. I want to see a picture of me driving my first Ferrari. What's this? Something with another baby's picture on it? Riverview Mall's Baby of the Year contest. Hmm, where did you get this?
04:28My parents sent it. It looks like they've discovered yet another way to spoil Marvin. They don't spoil me. They're just more sensitive to my needs. Well, forget it. Hmm, must be better than I thought. Let's just put this flyer out of sight. That way, when they come to babysit tomorrow, they'll forget all about it. We'll see about that.
04:56What was that?
05:27Along came a spider, and sat down beside her, and frightened Miss Muffet away. Spider? Gruesome. Is she sure this nursery rhyme is D-rated? Why don't I give you your bath now, and Daddy can P-A-C-K. Should I B-A-C-K the big suitcase or the little suitcase?
05:48I think she was supposed to spell suitcase. And your rubber ducky, and your tugboat, and your clown sponge. Hmm, there's no room for you. No problem. I like the earthy look.
06:08Marvin, sweetie baby, Mama has a little bit of something to tell you. Why does Mom talk baby talk when she has something important to say? Sweetie, Mommy and Daddy are going on a tinky-winky trip for the weekend. Oh, I knew that. Mom thinks that just because babies can't talk, they can't hear. And Grandma and Grandpa will babysit.
06:31Babysit? Don't you mean idolize?
06:33And you know who else will be here? Your sweet little cousin Megan.
06:43Oh, you don't seem very happy about Megan coming.
06:46Megan is a spoiled little brat. One kid like that around here is enough.
06:54Hey, that's a pretty nifty shirt you got on.
06:57It's the one my parents sent him.
06:59I'm no fool. Ah, my fan club has arrived.
07:04Ah, good morning folks.
07:06Mom, Dad, how are you?
07:08Marvin, I think you've gotten even cuter than ever.
07:11I've always had Grandma pegged as a woman of taste.
07:14That's a handsome shirt you got on there, sonny boy.
07:18Somehow I knew he'd love it.
07:20Look who's here to visit you. Cousin Megan.
07:23The competition.
07:25Let's see how they get along.
07:29I am woman, hear me roar.
07:32Hmm, a loud spoiled brat.
07:35You're gonna have to watch him every minute.
07:38Here's a whole list of phone numbers you may need.
07:41The pediatrician, Jeff's in my hotel, the neighbors, the police, my library card.
07:47Library card?
07:49Well, you may want to take out a book on your phone.
07:52I've got a lot of books.
07:54My library card.
07:56Library card?
07:58Well, you may want to take out a book on child care.
08:01Jimmy, honey, I'm your mother.
08:03But Mom, things are different now.
08:06Marvin?
08:08Task Force Control looking for Consul Van.
08:12Bad boy.
08:14He's a bright boy. He's just being curious.
08:18Grandmothers make great defense lawyers.
08:21Now I know why grandparents and grandchildren get along so well.
08:24Why's that?
08:25They have a common enemy.
08:27Anything else, dear?
08:29Oh, yes. Please, don't feed him too much.
08:33Don't be silly. There's no such thing as too much.
08:38Fat babies are happy babies.
08:41I love this woman.
08:43Hmm, now that Marvin's unfolded all our clothes, I can't seem to get this suitcase shut.
08:50Ah.
08:55All we needed was a little ballast.
09:00Humiliated.
09:02And by my own flesh and blood.
09:04All ready. Let's go, Jenny.
09:06Okay.
09:07Oh, I almost forgot.
09:09Marvin's diaper bag is in his room, hanging on the closet door.
09:13Good thing she remembered.
09:15To them, it's just a diaper bag.
09:17To me, it's a life support system.
09:19Goodbye, Marvin.
09:21Goodbye, Marvin.
09:22I'll miss you.
09:24I hate long goodbyes.
09:27Will you please go?
09:29Well, bye now.
09:31Take care.
09:37It's okay, darling. We'll be back tomorrow.
09:40We'll call from our hotel.
09:42I didn't have to do that, but it makes them feel wanted.
09:46Goodbye.
09:47Ah, the doting begins.
09:51Did you have enough to eat, Marvin?
09:54I think I should have passed on that last order of nachos.
09:58The kid's a human vacuum.
10:01Well, I myself am eating light.
10:03A girl is never too young to start worrying about her figure.
10:09Excuse me, but that's perfectly acceptable social behavior for someone my age.
10:14If you kids have finished eating, let's go to the living room.
10:18Grandma and I brought you each a present.
10:25They're educational toys.
10:28Now, see if you can get the right blocks into the right holes.
10:34Now look, Bea. Megan's got the hang of it already.
10:37Yes, but not Marvin.
10:39Girls are so much more mature than boys at this age.
10:43Come on, Marvin. You can do it.
10:46Pick up the blocks and put them in the holes.
10:49Don't be surprised if he tries to eat them.
10:58Beginner's luck.
11:00Besides, I could have done it. I was just toying with her.
11:03That was boring.
11:07What can I do that's fun?
11:09Bingo!
11:14On dirait qu'on a un peu de chance.
11:18Un peu de chance.
11:22Ne t'inquiète pas, petit garçon. Je vais l'obtenir.
11:28Hey, regarde ça.
11:30C'est une bonne chose que Marvin s'est amusé ici.
11:33On aurait oublié tout ce qui s'est passé lors de la compétition de bébé de l'année.
11:38Votre maman et papa m'ont appelé et m'ont dit qu'ils t'aimaient.
11:42C'est le sixième appel jusqu'ici.
11:45Les parents pour la première fois.
11:48Marvin s'est bien amusé, n'est-ce pas?
11:51Même plus que le déjeuner. Il est un bon petit mangeur.
11:55Parfois, je suis un peu trop bonne.
11:58Prends ton repas de beauté, garçon.
12:00La grande compétition s'annonce demain.
12:03Beaux rêves, Marvin.
13:03Il doit avoir mangé trop de brocolis étouffés.
13:06Ou trop de sandwich de poivre et d'oignons.
13:09C'est OK, mon chéri. C'est juste un peu d'indigestion.
13:23Je me demande ce qu'il pense.
13:26Oh, juste des petits pensées innocentes.
13:31Si je n'avais pas eu de compétition pour les bébés,
13:33j'aurai eu de l'argent, des loyautés,
13:36des produits, des rembourses, des affaires.
13:46Bonsoir, chérie.
13:47Bonsoir.
13:48Je ne peux pas croire qu'on s'est réveillés si tôt.
13:50Je pense que quand on a un bébé, c'est automatique.
13:53Au moins, on n'a pas de vêtements à changer.
13:56Pas de bouteilles à réchauffer.
13:58Pas de chants à écouter.
14:01Allons appeler Marvin.
14:06Meagan a l'air d'être une victime de la compétition de fitness.
14:10Et une, et deux, et mange ton cœur, Jane Fonda.
14:15Hmm, ça a l'air assez facile.
14:24La ligne est occupée.
14:25Allons prendre un petit déjeuner et appeler plus tard.
14:27Je me demande où ils pourraient parler à cette heure du matin.
14:30Il vaut mieux qu'on s'occupe du téléphone, Marvin,
14:33en cas que quelqu'un essaie de l'appeler.
14:35Maintenant, allons tous manger un bon déjeuner
14:38avant d'aller au mal.
14:40Bonne idée.
14:41Je dois manger pour garder ma force.
14:47C'était merveilleux de manger le déjeuner
14:49et de ne pas faire chier quelqu'un après.
14:51Mais tu le manges.
14:53Tu le manges aussi.
14:55Allons appeler encore.
14:57Je laisse une note pour Jeff et Jenny,
15:00juste en cas qu'ils reviennent tôt.
15:02Tu veux dire comme nous l'avons fait la première fois
15:04qu'on a laissé Jenny avec tes parents.
15:06Lorsque nous les voyons,
15:08nous aurons les deux faces gagnantes.
15:15Maintenant, il n'y a pas de réponse du tout.
15:17Quelque chose doit être faux.
15:19Jenny, je suis sûr que tout va bien.
15:21Il peut y avoir n'importe quoi.
15:23Un désastre, feu, sang, famine.
15:26Dans le cas de Marvin,
15:28la famine serait un désastre.
15:30Jeffrey!
15:37Je savais qu'il y avait une bombe bébé.
15:40On dirait qu'elle a explosé
15:42ici dans le mal de la rivière.
15:44Allons voir la compétition.
15:52C'est quoi ça?
16:00Bonjour, ma belle.
16:02C'est quoi ça?
16:04C'est juste un peu difficile.
16:06Elle reviendra.
16:22Je savais que j'allais tomber amoureuse plus tard.
16:26Je ne savais pas que ce serait si bientôt.
16:29Bonjour, c'est Christy.
16:32Elle a deux pieds et deux centimètres de haut
16:34et pèse 23 pouces.
16:36Ses yeux sont bleus.
16:38Elle est une blonde naturelle.
16:40Comme vous pouvez le voir,
16:41elle est incroyablement belle.
16:45Elle est magnifique.
16:47Elle est magnifique.
16:50Elle est incroyable.
16:55Et elle a un bon goût pour les hommes.
16:58C'est votre première compétition bébé?
17:00Oh non!
17:02Christy a participé à chaque compétition bébé dans le quartier.
17:05Et elle a gagné toutes les compétitions.
17:07C'est si important pour elle.
17:09Très important.
17:13Et quand je vais grandir,
17:15je vais devenir un chirurgien pédiatrique
17:18ou un avocat corporel
17:20ou une hostesse.
17:22Attention!
17:23Contestants, prenez vos places.
17:31Je savais qu'on ne devait jamais
17:33laisser notre petit Marvin avec ces gens.
17:35Jenny, ces gens sont vos parents.
17:38Oh, oui.
17:41La première compétition est la compétition bébé.
17:48C'est mon événement.
17:51C'est mon événement.
17:54Salut, ma chérie.
17:55Tu veux un bol de lait après la course?
18:15Je ne veux pas que Marvin gagne,
18:17mais je ne veux vraiment pas qu'il gagne.
18:26Je savais que ça allait arriver.
18:31Elle est folle.
18:44Ça a l'air bon.
18:47Leur voiture n'est pas là.
18:48Ça pourrait être un mauvais signe.
18:50La maison est toujours là.
18:51C'est un bon signe.
18:52Peut-être qu'ils ont laissé une note.
19:02Et maintenant, nos derniers compétiteurs.
19:04Bébé Megan.
19:17Oh!
19:21Oh!
19:26Oh!
19:37La compétition bébé?
19:39Ils ont ruiné notre week-end
19:40à cause d'une compétition bébé?
19:42Maintenant, Jen, ils reviendront bientôt.
19:44Je n'attends pas si longtemps.
19:48Et le gagnant de la compétition
19:50bébé face, Chrissy!
19:55Et maintenant, pour notre événement
19:57pour déterminer le bébé de l'année,
19:59la compétition de déxterité manuelle.
20:05Oh, Roy, regarde!
20:06C'est le même jouet d'éducation
20:08que nous avons acheté pour Marvin et Megan.
20:11L'objectif est que chaque compétiteur
20:13obtienne toutes les formes
20:15dans le match.
20:17C'est un jeu d'enfant.
20:19Le premier à le finir
20:21sera le bébé de l'année.
20:23Désolée, Marvin.
20:24Tu ne vas pas gagner celui-ci.
20:26Désolée, Chrissy.
20:28Tu es sorti de ta ligue.
20:35C'est si important pour elle.
20:37Très important.
20:39Et... go!
20:43Excusez-nous, s'il vous plaît.
20:45Un morceau et c'est tout pour moi.
20:48Chrissy est mignonne.
20:49Je sais que gagner cette compétition
20:51est important pour elle.
20:52Mais je ne peux pas laisser
20:53quelques filles me battre.
21:13Oh!
21:26Mesdames et Messieurs,
21:28nous avons un gagnant.
21:30Le bébé de l'année est Chrissy.
21:33Je ne le crois pas.
21:35J'ai été tuée.
21:36Tu l'as eu.
21:39Qu'est-ce que c'est que ça?
21:42Allons, Marvin.
21:43On va à la maison.
21:44Toi aussi, Meg.
21:45Je ne veux pas que vous
21:47fassiez plus de compétitions.
21:48Je veux que mon petit garçon
21:50soit un enfant d'Amérique
21:52qui court et qui saute et...
21:54et pas un bébé célèbre.
21:56Je ne sais pas beaucoup
21:58sur la vie,
21:59mais je pense que maman et papa
22:01ont de bons valeurs.
22:02Nous sommes désolés, Jenny.
22:04C'est OK, maman.
22:05C'est la nature des choses
22:07pour les grands-parents
22:08de dénoncer les grands-enfants.
22:10Et pour les parents
22:11de les empêcher de le faire.
22:15Pouvons-nous avoir une photo
22:16des trois finalistes, s'il vous plaît?
22:18Eh bien...
22:20Oh, d'accord.
22:22Je suppose qu'il ne serait pas mal
22:23d'avoir un souvenir de l'occasion.
22:26Smile!
22:28Ha! Ha! Ha!
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