Dressage (1986) Full Movie
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00:00:00I don't know why this is happening to me.
00:00:30I don't know why.
00:00:33Yeah. Why?
00:00:50A sad night.
00:00:52Flat champagne.
00:00:53Dreams unfulfilled.
00:00:56Shall we dance?
00:00:57Some land rhythms warm the saddest heart.
00:01:00Oh, the lady won't dance with me.
00:01:02And yet beautiful, intelligent, a doctor of medicine,
00:01:06assumed to be rich by dint of prescriptions,
00:01:08and melancholy as a neglected housewife.
00:01:13I swore an oath to someone.
00:01:15What?
00:01:16Why, whom, and when?
00:01:20Oh, fascinating.
00:01:22A woman who knows how to keep a secret.
00:01:24It's fascinating, but it's unbearable.
00:01:27A secret is meant to be shared, or it's no fun.
00:01:29A secret yearns to be told.
00:01:32It begs to be freed.
00:01:33Can't you hear it cry out, free me from slavery?
00:01:36You win, I'll tell you.
00:01:38Well, I swore vengeance against my father.
00:01:42Oh, the poor man.
00:01:43He deserves it.
00:01:45He abandoned my mother after getting her pregnant.
00:01:47Well, that's been odd.
00:01:48I mean, it often happens nowadays.
00:01:50And yet I must say, I like the idea of revenge.
00:01:52Yes, it's a very spicy one.
00:01:54Mm-hmm.
00:01:55Tell me about your revenge.
00:01:58Here.
00:02:03Wanted for the summer.
00:02:04Woman tutor, well-bred, good college education.
00:02:07That's you.
00:02:08For 17-year-old girl.
00:02:09Send references to Charles Leroy Merville.
00:02:12Satellon Castle.
00:02:13Andrea Place.
00:02:16He's my father.
00:02:18It's all settled.
00:02:20I'm starting Monday.
00:02:22Now mark my words.
00:02:24That sweet little sister of mine will be so perverted
00:02:26before I'm through with her
00:02:28that my family won't get over the shame of it
00:02:30for 10 generations.
00:02:32You're a genius.
00:02:33That's right.
00:02:34You're an absolute genius.
00:02:37My friends, our doctor friend,
00:02:39whom you all know,
00:02:41is going to invest the whole summer
00:02:42in a plan to ruin a man's reputation.
00:02:44How beautiful, how grand.
00:02:46It's immense.
00:02:47Imperial.
00:02:48Roman.
00:02:49Friends, Romans.
00:02:52As for me,
00:02:53Baron Plessis du Regard,
00:02:55I have yet another scheme,
00:02:57the fallout of which will serve the Commonwealth.
00:02:59Let me explain.
00:03:00We're all acquainted with Colonel Monvillier.
00:03:03The vested interests of this country
00:03:05want him elected to Parliament.
00:03:07I shall bring their efforts to naught.
00:03:12I knew that you would all approve,
00:03:14but I'll need the help of a woman
00:03:16fearless and brazen.
00:03:17Are there any volunteers?
00:03:19We have volunteers.
00:03:20No, no, that's far too many.
00:03:22I only need one.
00:03:23But since so many are vying for the privilege,
00:03:25may I suggest a contest?
00:03:27You'll each have 30 seconds,
00:03:29and the most perverse
00:03:31will get the job.
00:03:37Show us, Lily.
00:03:39Music, maestro, please.
00:03:50Let's give her a good hand.
00:03:52A bit slow, my hat, perverse,
00:03:54but you were quite a bit slow.
00:03:56I'm terribly sorry,
00:03:57your 30 seconds are over.
00:03:58Now, Mary Lou.
00:04:20That's pretty good.
00:04:22Please sit down.
00:04:25I'll try.
00:04:29Well, you tried.
00:04:33Next.
00:04:45Time is up.
00:04:50A bit slow.
00:04:54Some like their champagne at body temperature.
00:04:58Hey, don't waste it.
00:05:03Down the hatch.
00:05:08That's funny.
00:05:13A car.
00:05:15A car.
00:05:20Her hair's too short,
00:05:21unless you have no friends.
00:05:23She does.
00:05:24Let her go on, she's great.
00:05:26Not bad.
00:05:30Time's up.
00:05:32Can I go on, huh?
00:05:33A round of applause for her.
00:05:35Oh, isn't she great?
00:05:40What's left to take off?
00:05:43I'll spend a night, a whole night,
00:05:46with anybody who'll vote for me.
00:05:48Get your five votes.
00:05:50Well, that's the spirit.
00:05:52You all heard her promise.
00:05:53Ladies and gentlemen,
00:05:54Eliane is the winner.
00:05:56Oh, yes, yes, yes.
00:05:57You do something to me, you do.
00:05:58You make me feel so...
00:05:59Come here.
00:06:00No.
00:06:01Yes.
00:06:03Yes, you must.
00:06:05Oh, yes, yes, yes, yes.
00:06:06You must, it's mandatory.
00:06:08You'll like it.
00:06:09No.
00:06:10You could say it goes with the job.
00:06:12The butler holds a privilege in all good houses.
00:06:16That's it.
00:06:18We must abide by age-old traditions,
00:06:20don't you think?
00:06:21No.
00:06:24What do you say?
00:06:30Will you stop it?
00:06:32And pick up your bloomers.
00:06:34That's no way to behave.
00:06:40Well, I won't be so nice next time.
00:06:45Mummy.
00:07:16Baron Plessy Dugard and Miss Eliane Langler.
00:07:20Please inform the colonel we're here.
00:07:31Ah, a tutor with such dress.
00:07:33A tutor with such dress.
00:07:34Oh, Baron.
00:07:35Will you tutor me in the art of love?
00:07:36Baron.
00:07:37Oh, my lovely, exciting tutor.
00:07:38Don't be a fool.
00:07:39Oh, what have I done?
00:07:40I'm so sorry.
00:07:41Will you please forgive me?
00:07:42Oh, my life.
00:07:43My life lies at your mercy.
00:07:44I do beg your pardon.
00:08:00How do you do?
00:08:01My friend the Baron Plessy Dugard is the highest regard for you.
00:08:05He's the one who suggested I should hire a tutor for my son.
00:08:09I believe a boy his age requires a good tutor.
00:08:11Old traditions must be respected.
00:08:13Don't you think?
00:08:14Traditions are vital.
00:08:16The matrix of future generations.
00:08:19Miss Langler's family has been in my family's employ for over two centuries.
00:08:23Despite the world's revolutions, her family remained totally faithful and kept on serving mine.
00:08:28We are the glorious past and the world's hope for tomorrow.
00:08:31Our devotion to the high aims of our country sustains tradition in the light of the past.
00:08:35Our traditions, our respect for the past and our respect for duty.
00:08:41Our best defense against foreigners and Bolsheviks roaming our streets.
00:08:46I know that you and your friends are fighting with great effectiveness against these foreigners.
00:08:51We'll boot them out.
00:08:53The bastards they're in for a big surprise.
00:08:55Our party and its friends have worked out a plan.
00:08:58Just wait till I'm elected.
00:09:01Thanks to representatives like you, our country will retrieve its grandeur.
00:09:05May I introduce the Baron Plessy Dugard, my wife.
00:09:10I'm delighted to meet you.
00:09:12So am I, Baron.
00:09:14Ah, she's pretty.
00:09:17You are quite pretty, my dear child.
00:09:39So, you're Miss Juneau.
00:10:02May I see your references?
00:10:07Thank you.
00:10:11Do you believe in God?
00:10:13Of course I do.
00:10:16You can't take it for granted anymore in this day and age.
00:10:20I'd like to warn you right now that I won't stand for romance under my roof.
00:10:24So if you happen to have a fiancé, tell him to wait till the end of the summer.
00:10:28As a matter of fact, I have no fiancé.
00:10:30That's fine, that's fine.
00:10:32Consider yourself hired, Miss Juneau.
00:10:38Here, Pietro, you be so kind as to load Miss Juneau's luggage.
00:10:41Yes, sir, sir.
00:10:50Sophie is, well, quite exceptional.
00:10:53She's pure, frank, open and utterly honest.
00:10:58She's an angel.
00:10:59She's seventeen.
00:11:01Loves me.
00:11:04Respects me.
00:11:06I want my girl to remain as she is.
00:11:08If she were to change, I simply couldn't bear it.
00:11:10I know how you feel, sir, and I'll respect your wish.
00:11:14You're hired simply to polish her education and teach her good manners.
00:11:19But...
00:11:22Put no newfangled ideas in her head.
00:11:24Why, I shall respect your every wish.
00:11:26Fine.
00:11:28Here we are.
00:11:30I'll switch on the light.
00:11:31Come in.
00:11:33Here.
00:11:35Now keep your room nice and neat, you hear?
00:11:38I'm the one that cleans up around here.
00:11:40Mm-hmm, and that's not all I do.
00:11:43The laundry.
00:11:44Um, the cooking.
00:11:47And that makes three meals.
00:11:48And serve and do the dishes.
00:11:50And don't expect me to spend an hour cleaning up after you.
00:11:52You hear, young lady?
00:11:53I really don't have any time to spare.
00:12:19No, I don't want to.
00:12:20Of course you do.
00:12:22Come down, darling.
00:12:23Please leave me alone, sir, please.
00:12:25You've got such a cute little behind there.
00:12:27There.
00:12:28No.
00:12:29There.
00:12:30I can't, sir.
00:12:31What?
00:12:32Relax.
00:12:33It's good for you.
00:12:34Sure, sure, sure, sure, sure.
00:12:35No, please.
00:12:36Relax your legs.
00:12:37No.
00:12:38No.
00:12:39Oh, no.
00:12:40Oh, yes, please, sir.
00:12:41Oh, you're so lovely.
00:12:42Please, no.
00:12:44Oh.
00:12:57Help me.
00:13:01Papa.
00:13:02Papa.
00:13:03You must be playing hooky from kindergarten.
00:13:06Yes, Colonel.
00:13:10Right away, Colonel.
00:13:13Oh.
00:13:37The Colonel expects you to join him downstairs at the library, ma'am.
00:13:40Did he say what?
00:13:42The Colonel expects you.
00:13:43And if I may, I'd suggest you come on the double, if I may.
00:13:46What do you mean?
00:13:47On the double means on the double.
00:13:49You'd better get yourself a glossary of army terms.
00:13:52I'll be right down.
00:14:12Come in.
00:14:18Come in.
00:14:24Ah, Miss Langlois.
00:14:26Sit down, will you?
00:14:28Will you excuse me?
00:14:29I'm not quite presentable.
00:14:31But I was going to bed.
00:14:33I've traveled all over the world.
00:14:35And believe me, next to some in the far reaches of the world, you're fully dressed.
00:14:39I'm sure, Colonel.
00:14:40But I wouldn't want you to believe me.
00:14:42That'll do.
00:14:44Baron Plessis du Régard speaks very highly of you.
00:14:48Nonetheless, I would like to underscore in my own words a certain number of principles dear to my heart.
00:14:58I devoted many years to the defense of our colonial empire.
00:15:01Many of my men died right before my eyes, drowning in their own blood.
00:15:05My whole life has been a battle, and I want my son to follow my ideals.
00:15:10Even wounded, decapitated, cut into pieces, I want him to be a winner.
00:15:15Our generation managed to keep the empire.
00:15:18What I want for my son is simple.
00:15:21I want him to get it into his head that each generation must carve its own niche.
00:15:30This is the educational Bible I go by.
00:15:32It's an English book.
00:15:35I had it developed myself and distributed to every institution worthy of the name.
00:15:52Extraordinary.
00:15:54It's marvelous.
00:15:56The English are a strange breed, but English education is an example of that.
00:16:00Of rigor.
00:16:02Of rigor, my child.
00:16:04Of pragmatism.
00:16:06That's the word.
00:16:08Pragmatism.
00:16:10The translation is close to perfection.
00:16:13In one word, the translator in part sums up a style of life, a science of life, an understanding of life.
00:16:21Will and purpose.
00:16:23The yardstick for all things.
00:16:25And of all men.
00:16:26I'd be very happy if you'd loan me this book so I could study it tonight.
00:16:30It's a storehouse of principles I'd like to start applying as of tomorrow.
00:16:34As it happens, I wanted you to read it.
00:16:41Well, go to bed.
00:16:44Every day is a battle that must be fought against odds.
00:16:49Good heavens.
00:16:57Mommy.
00:17:19You promised me.
00:17:21You promised me.
00:17:23Domestics nowadays have strange manners.
00:17:26Pardon?
00:17:27I didn't say a thing, but I find it disgusting.
00:17:29Why do you let them go on like this?
00:17:31My husband likes and needs Albert.
00:17:33As for myself, why, they're having a bit of...
00:17:37Why should I upset the routine of my house for a picadille?
00:17:40Isn't Claudia upset?
00:17:42I wouldn't wager on that.
00:17:45Why, it's not that unpleasant.
00:17:47Unless, of course, things have changed since my young days.
00:17:53It doesn't matter to me.
00:17:55Mad for being made.
00:17:57Answer me.
00:17:58Albert.
00:18:00Would you be so kind as to help Claudia straighten out her clothes
00:18:03and then brew me a drink of herbs and bring it to me?
00:18:05If you please.
00:18:07Right away, ma'am.
00:18:11He brought me back to life.
00:18:13And as soon as I recovered my senses,
00:18:15ordered me to take my clothes off.
00:18:18Trembling, I obeyed.
00:18:19As soon as I found myself in the state of desire,
00:18:21one of them held me down.
00:18:23The other...
00:18:25The other penetrated me.
00:18:27Forcefully.
00:18:30Driving in his organ to the hilt.
00:18:36Go on.
00:18:38Miss Duval, I...
00:18:40You what?
00:18:42Can't you read anymore?
00:18:44Then keep reading.
00:18:46Driving in his organ to the hilt.
00:18:47His organ...
00:18:49His organ to the hilt.
00:18:51Then he cut a toe off each foot.
00:18:54Made me sit down
00:18:56and proceeded to pull a tooth from my mouth.
00:19:01Read on.
00:19:03What do they put into her mouth?
00:19:05I don't know. It doesn't say, ma'am.
00:19:07They whip her.
00:19:09Then they brand her with an iron.
00:19:11It's horrible.
00:19:13No, I don't agree. It's not horrible.
00:19:16It's painful.
00:19:18And it's the subject of our lesson for today.
00:19:21Pleasure and suffering.
00:19:24The twin faces of love.
00:19:26But my father...
00:19:28Your father only taught you
00:19:30how to deal with pain.
00:19:32But I don't know how to deal with pain.
00:19:34I don't know how to deal with pain.
00:19:36I don't know how to deal with pain.
00:19:38I don't know how to deal with pain.
00:19:40I don't know how to deal with pain.
00:19:42The mundane facts of love.
00:19:44The one that show to the outside world.
00:19:46I was hired to teach you the other.
00:19:49That of sex
00:19:51and that of pleasure.
00:19:53Your father meant to teach you virtue.
00:19:56This summer,
00:19:58he wants you to see and touch Janus' hidden face.
00:20:03Vice.
00:20:04Your body exists. Your soul lives in an animal. I was hired to make you aware of that. Obviously,
00:20:22your father won't refer to it in any way whatever, and where you are concerned, you are to go on
00:20:29behaving normally, as you always did. No one is to know or guess. Is that clear?
00:20:37I guess I understand. All right, then.
00:20:42Now, let's walk to the swing. Take off your panties. Go on.
00:21:00Higher. Try to feel the wind as it brushes in between your thighs.
00:21:11Breathe. Push hard, so that the wind itself feels hard.
00:21:41Oh, my ear. You're tearing off my ear. What are you doing that for?
00:21:54Sophie, get back on that swing. This old pig should be taught a lesson.
00:22:00Hey, I'm not that old.
00:22:01You're an old swine. A voyeur.
00:22:02Yeah, but look at that.
00:22:05Go on, Sophie. Go on.
00:22:10I want him never to forget this.
00:22:11I won't forget for sure. I won't. No, no.
00:22:13Higher, Sophie.
00:22:18I love that.
00:22:20Spread your legs apart.
00:22:23Oh, my ear. Oh, look at that.
00:22:31That's heaven.
00:22:32Oh, look at my ear. You know I've got work to do. I'd better go.
00:22:47Bitch. Can you believe it?
00:22:51We taught him a lesson. He'll never try that again.
00:22:56Sure about that?
00:22:58Yes, I am.
00:23:00The man will be too afraid of what you've got between your legs, sweet Sophie.
00:23:05Your pretty thighs hide both a treasure and a weapon.
00:23:28So
00:23:46the sternness of an adolescent's education is the mold which shapes the adult man's strength.
00:23:52A soul tempered in stringent discipline, to which has been imparted the virtue of obedience,
00:23:59will never blend into the reigning cowardice.
00:24:04The martyrdom of a good education stands as a guarantee of...
00:24:10What are you looking at?
00:24:14Oh, I was listening to you.
00:24:17You'd better tell me the truth or else.
00:24:19You'd better tell me the truth or else.
00:24:22You were looking... What were you looking at?
00:24:26You were looking down at my ankles.
00:24:29No, ma'am. I swear.
00:24:33Don't you lie to me.
00:24:35Don't compound your voyeurism with something that's even more unforgivable.
00:24:39Oh, oh, oh, oh, oh.
00:24:45I am going to rid you of a vice unbecoming a man of your upbringing.
00:24:53I'll teach you to control yourself, to control your impulses.
00:25:02From this moment on, your eyes must never again look below the level of this table.
00:25:10A healthy mind in... in a healthy body should be a goal of a leader.
00:25:16A body is the very image of the soul.
00:25:20How could an unhealthy body possibly deserve a strong soul and claim to be its home?
00:25:28Corporal punishment is the stuff of authority and education's best tool.
00:25:33A good teacher knows how to punish his students.
00:25:36And a student must accept his punishment.
00:25:39The whip is the best instrument to express and impress authority, for it leaves its mark.
00:25:48The cuts and welts long remain and remind how strength entered the body.
00:25:55I never would have thought that a man of the colonel's stature had sired a weakling such as you.
00:26:00One vice revealed the speed of the whip, and one vice revealed the speed of the whip.
00:26:06It speaks many others, such as solitary nocturnal perversion, and possibly even worse.
00:26:17It's going to be my job to get rid of all that.
00:26:21Our rooms are adjacent, I believe. The door between them is to remain open until further notice.
00:26:29That way I'll be able to check and put a stop to reprehensible actions.
00:26:37Meanwhile, come and help me.
00:26:47Now undress me.
00:27:06Hurry!
00:27:26You missed a button.
00:27:36Go to the wall and turn your back to me. I'm going to take off all my clothes, and we'll resume the lesson.
00:27:56Now listen to me. Should your eyes leave the wall, even once, your father will be told what kind of a son you are.
00:28:06What goes for matter, goes for men, too.
00:28:22Probitrolles with chocolate.
00:28:36Does Robert give you satisfaction?
00:28:48As written in your book, the one on English education. There are a few ounces of impurity to be removed.
00:28:56Ah, and what kind of impurities, Miss Langford?
00:29:00Um, some tiny specks. I'll be more specific, let us say in a week.
00:29:08Don't hesitate to inform me of any problems.
00:29:12I certainly will, Cardinal.
00:29:14Now listen here, Robert. We're all counting on you to work very hard to put your mind into it.
00:29:20I have the utmost confidence in your professor.
00:29:26I'll do my best, Father.
00:29:28I want a full report. I'll expect you in the office, I mean in the library.
00:29:36I'll be there.
00:29:37I believe that a rapport between parents and educators is all but vital in...
00:29:43I'm sure you agree, in the student development...
00:29:47Claudia, this is the best cook we've ever had. Why, these probitrolles are sublime.
00:30:09They are sublime, eh, Albert? I'm sure you'll agree, Claudia's nothing short of marvelous.
00:30:21Yes, she's marvelous, ma'am.
00:30:29Robert, give me a hand.
00:30:49That way, I can see right into your room.
00:30:54Anything you do, I'll be watching.
00:30:58You may go to bed now.
00:31:24Good night.
00:31:52Good night.
00:32:20Good night.
00:32:31I'm going to see your father.
00:32:34Don't take advantage of it to indulge, as boys are wont to do.
00:32:38In that case, maybe you'd better put on some clothes.
00:32:43I want an apology. Your insolence is unbearable.
00:32:50I'm sorry. I'm sorry.
00:32:57That's enough. I hope that this sort of thing will never happen again.
00:33:18That's really worth filing.
00:33:25Come in.
00:33:33I apologize for my casual garb, Miss Langlois, but reading the paper got me so furious I simply forgot good manners and didn't get rest.
00:33:43Of course, I have a fighter's temperament and sometimes forgo amenities.
00:33:48I'm not surprised in the least. If I weren't a woman, I'd often get mad about what they write in the newspapers.
00:33:56Let's forget all that. If I may be so bold, may I offer you a glass of sherry, of course, while we talk of Robert's education?
00:34:05I'm not used to drinking alcohol, Colonel. And it may be silly, but I'm afraid it'll go to my head.
00:34:10A glass of sherry will never hurt anybody.
00:34:19The fragility of women...
00:34:27I'm highly satisfied with you, Miss Langlois. I was right in trusting the Baron's judgment.
00:34:34Let's drink to his health.
00:34:41I already feel a little tipsy.
00:34:43Come out now. A glass of sherry can't disrupt such an orderly head. Orderly and quite pretty.
00:34:50Where did you learn your methods, your art of education?
00:34:54At the convent of the Sisters of Redemption.
00:34:59We went to mass every morning.
00:35:03And then we had a morals class until eleven o'clock.
00:35:08We used to take turns as playing professors.
00:35:14We studied religion till noon.
00:35:20Oh, the Sisters were strict.
00:35:23Year in and year out. Religion and more religion.
00:35:27Oh, that's interesting.
00:35:30You know what our favorite game was? Hopscotch.
00:35:35Do you play hopscotch?
00:35:36No, no, no, I don't.
00:35:44Oh, it was a theological sort of hopscotch, with our own rules.
00:35:47Heaven, earth, and purgatory.
00:35:55Heaven, earth, and purgatory.
00:36:04When the wind blew, we played another game.
00:36:12We stood facing the wind, and then we ran.
00:36:17We ran.
00:36:19We ran.
00:36:24We ran.
00:36:26We pretended we were flying.
00:36:35Holy mackerel.
00:36:39Miss Langlow, what's the matter?
00:36:41Miss Langlow.
00:36:43Miss Langlow.
00:36:46You're frightening me.
00:36:48Wake up.
00:36:51God, what a beautiful girl.
00:36:53Miss Langlow.
00:36:59Oh, my God. Oh, my God.
00:37:04Good God. Good God.
00:37:08What a beautiful woman.
00:37:27Oh, that's Sherry.
00:37:30Oh, I'm so sorry.
00:37:31Oh, don't be. Don't be. All you need is a little sleep, that's all.
00:37:40I'm sorry.
00:37:42It's the Sherry.
00:37:52Good evening, my child.
00:37:54Good night, ma'am.
00:37:59Oh, a child seems to have a problem.
00:38:04I do hope that you haven't been too harsh with her.
00:38:07Oh, you know how I am when there's a solution, there's a problem.
00:38:11What I mean, you know what I mean.
00:38:14The girl's fine, but you know what I mean.
00:38:16She's got to use more discipline.
00:38:18My discipline is the very principle of the army, and I want my son to get that into his head.
00:38:25Dear friend, either poor little Sophie has no brains in her head,
00:38:29or she's even more perverse than I ever could have made her.
00:38:32I made her suck on the tip of a cup and ball,
00:38:35and she applied herself to the task with care and relish,
00:38:38following my instructions in every detail with such conscientiousness that I could not help but wonder.
00:38:55I was so amazed by her attitude that I asked her to fondle herself in front of me,
00:39:15using as a pretext that she should learn to overcome any feeling of unease toward me.
00:39:21She caressed herself willingly, so naturally and so naively that I began to wonder once again,
00:39:27can anyone possibly be so ignorant of life?
00:39:30Or was I dealing with sheer, unadulterated hypocrisy?
00:39:33I must admit she disturbs me.
00:39:35Where her father, who happens to be my own father too, is concerned,
00:39:39let's say that he's not indifferent to my charms.
00:39:42I suspect that he peeps in on me while I take my bath at night.
00:39:47Earlier this evening, I gave a gallant performance for his benefit.
00:39:51If, as I believe, he's the peeping tom, he must, he has to react, and I'm waiting.
00:39:56What I did was scream and moan that I wanted a man,
00:39:59all the while caressing myself under the shower.
00:40:02The only thing I wonder about is how long before he overcomes his small-town bourgeois taboos.
00:40:17I want a man.
00:40:19I want to feel a man's hand.
00:40:27I don't want to bother you with my family stories.
00:40:30Many kisses, dear Tudor. I hope to see you again soon.
00:40:34You're Natalie, who shall win the contest and become a baroness.
00:40:39I'm sorry, Miss Juneau. I know it's late, but...
00:40:43but I wondered if you might...
00:40:46if you might like to...
00:40:49if you...
00:40:52if you...
00:40:55if you would like to...
00:40:57if you would like to...
00:41:00if you would like to...
00:41:03if you would like to...
00:41:06if you might like to go for a ride in my airplane.
00:41:11Tomorrow, tomorrow morning, to tomorrow afternoon,
00:41:14whenever you want to, whenever you want.
00:41:16A ride in your plane?
00:41:18Why, I'd be too afraid.
00:41:20No, thanks, I'd be terrified.
00:41:21How can I ride in a plane?
00:41:23I've never tried jumping higher than that.
00:41:30That's got nothing to do with it.
00:41:33All you do is relax.
00:41:34You sit down and relax,
00:41:36and that's all there is to it, like this.
00:41:38You just relax and enjoy it.
00:41:45Maybe, maybe it would be a good idea to test you.
00:41:50Squeeze your thighs close together.
00:41:54I'll do a loop, you'd like that.
00:42:00I'll dive to the limits of endurance.
00:42:03You'll hear the wind screaming in your ears,
00:42:06the roar of the engine.
00:42:07You'll feel the vibrations
00:42:09till your whole body shivers with them.
00:42:11You'll be lost in the clouds, so close to heaven.
00:42:14The world, the world is what I'm offering you,
00:42:16the universe, every dream you ever had.
00:42:19I said no, let go of me, you hear?
00:42:22Let go of me.
00:42:23You need a man.
00:42:25You want a man's hands on your body.
00:42:27I heard you in the bathroom.
00:42:28Leave me alone.
00:42:33Leave me alone.
00:42:39I don't get it.
00:42:41Natalie, you were almost screaming for a man.
00:42:44Why?
00:42:46I admit it.
00:42:48I do want a man.
00:42:50I admit as much.
00:42:52But you are Master Leroy Merville.
00:42:56May take a while before I get used to the idea,
00:42:59but I will get used to it.
00:43:02To you, to your body,
00:43:05your naked body lying next to mine.
00:43:08Do you understand me?
00:43:11I do, I understand, of course I do.
00:43:15Don't worry.
00:43:17Good night.
00:43:18Good night.
00:43:21Till tomorrow, sweet child.
00:43:32That's it, it worked.
00:43:33He came, he even tried to rape me.
00:43:35And I just had an idea which will make me win
00:43:37that little contest, hands down.
00:43:40Love and kisses.
00:44:02Robert?
00:44:15Yes, ma'am.
00:44:17I'm very tired.
00:44:19Please undress me.
00:44:21Yes, ma'am.
00:44:23Please undress me.
00:44:25Yes, ma'am.
00:44:52Ma'am, ma'am.
00:45:22You know what you are?
00:45:23You're an animal, you're a beast, you're a dog.
00:45:25Incapable of controlling your impulses.
00:45:30Don't come in.
00:45:32What is it?
00:45:33The colonel requests your presence in the library.
00:45:36On the double, he said.
00:45:38Very well.
00:45:39I'll be right down.
00:45:44Robert, I'm sorry.
00:45:45I'm sorry, I'm sorry.
00:45:46I'm sorry, I'm sorry.
00:45:47I'm sorry, I'm sorry.
00:45:48I'm sorry, I'm sorry.
00:45:49I'm sorry, I'm sorry.
00:45:50I'm sorry, I'm sorry.
00:45:51I'm sorry, I'm sorry.
00:45:52Robert?
00:45:54Will you choose some lingerie for me
00:45:55so I can go see your father?
00:46:07Why does he want you?
00:46:10Why are you putting on fancy underwear?
00:46:12I put on fancy underwear to go buy a loaf of bread.
00:46:15Or would you rather I went down naked?
00:46:17Bring me a bra and panties.
00:46:22Help me dress.
00:46:27Oh, man.
00:46:29Come in.
00:46:37Ah, the most extraordinary woman I have ever met, Barnum.
00:46:42Miss Longler.
00:46:43She's more than my son's tutor.
00:46:45Oh, yes, far more than that.
00:46:46An iron fist in a kid's glove.
00:46:48Ah, and bright.
00:46:49The very type of woman this country needs for tomorrow.
00:46:52I won't introduce these gentlemen for reasons of security.
00:46:57Suffice to say, they're both men of honor
00:46:58and highly respected for their integrity,
00:47:01prepared to do anything to save the country
00:47:02from the conspiracy of Freemasons
00:47:04and the claws of Bolsheviks.
00:47:06I appreciate the honor and the confidence
00:47:08you have in me, Colonel.
00:47:10I don't intend to beat around the bush
00:47:11with empty formalities.
00:47:13I'll go straight to the point.
00:47:14I appreciate that, too.
00:47:16I'll go straight to the point.
00:47:18I appreciate that, too.
00:47:19Very good.
00:47:20Our friends and myself have decided to act
00:47:23with a view of sustaining the values
00:47:24dear to our civilization.
00:47:27The situation is pretty bad,
00:47:29and therefore we have to put a stop to it
00:47:32in such a way that no one can ignore we exist.
00:47:36And that's the reason, young lady, why we need you.
00:47:38Please be assured I'll do anything I can
00:47:40for our country's good.
00:47:42That's what I expected from you.
00:47:47However, what we're asking you to do for us
00:47:50is risky.
00:47:52Risks, Colonel.
00:47:54The bigger, the better.
00:47:57A bomb.
00:48:04Ah, here we are, as nice as we wish.
00:48:16Ah, here we are, as nice as we wish.
00:48:19Ah, here we are, as nice as we wish.
00:48:22Ah, here we are, as nice as we wish.
00:48:25Ah, here we are, as nice as we wish.
00:48:28Ah, here we are, as nice as we wish.
00:48:31Ah, here we are, as nice as we wish.
00:48:34Ah, here we are, as nice as we wish.
00:48:37Ah, here we are, as nice as we wish.
00:48:40Ah, here we are, as nice as we wish.
00:48:43Ah, here we are, as nice as we wish.
00:48:47Ah, here we are, as nice as we wish.
00:48:50Ah, here we are, as nice as we wish.
00:48:53Ah, here we are, as nice as we wish.
00:48:56Ah, here we are, as nice as we wish.
00:48:59Ah, here we are, as nice as we wish.
00:49:02Ah, here we are, as nice as we wish.
00:49:05Ah, here we are, as nice as we wish.
00:49:08Ah, here we are, as nice as we wish.
00:49:11Ah, here we are, as nice as we wish.
00:49:15Well, now.
00:49:17It looked to me like you enjoyed yourself, eh?
00:49:20I could hear your heart beating louder than the engine.
00:49:23I'll bet it never beats that hard.
00:49:25Oh, is that the best you can do?
00:49:27Thank you very much.
00:49:29Do I still intimidate you?
00:49:31No.
00:49:34What's the matter, Natalie?
00:49:36Don't you want a man anymore?
00:49:38Why, yes. Yes, I still want a man.
00:49:40Of course I do. I want a man very much.
00:49:44What's wrong?
00:49:46Well, it's not easy, you know.
00:49:49May I confess something to you?
00:49:51Go ahead. Confess away.
00:49:53If not to me, to who?
00:49:55Well...
00:49:58I'm a fetishist.
00:50:00You're a fetish... a fetishist?
00:50:02Yes. That's why I couldn't make love with you.
00:50:05Unless we were both in a certain situation, if you know what I mean.
00:50:09I couldn't figure you out last night, so that's why...
00:50:12I didn't dare speak to you about it.
00:50:14I was afraid you'd think badly of me.
00:50:18Oh, bro.
00:50:20Why should I think badly of you?
00:50:22I'll do anything you please.
00:50:25There was a...
00:50:27There was a telephone call for you.
00:50:29My mother?
00:50:31No, no, no. Your sister, Ellian.
00:50:33It sounded serious. I'm so sorry.
00:50:35You'd better call her right back.
00:50:37I hope nothing serious has happened.
00:50:39Do you mind?
00:50:41Of course not. Go right ahead.
00:50:48I'm sorry.
00:50:50I'm sorry.
00:50:52I'm sorry.
00:50:54Hello. I do.
00:50:56Number 17 La Ferté, please.
00:50:59Would you please run me a bath? Nice and warm.
00:51:01I'd better get back in shape.
00:51:04If you stopped flying around like a bird,
00:51:06you wouldn't get out of shape.
00:51:09Hello, Ellian.
00:51:11It's Natalie. I'm glad you finally called back.
00:51:14You won't believe this, but that stupid self-important colonel
00:51:17wants to blow up the Parliament.
00:51:20Is that all?
00:51:23That's the prime minister, I suppose, huh?
00:51:25Both him and most of his ministers.
00:51:27They'll all be there.
00:51:29It's scheduled to go off while they vote on the budget.
00:51:31Good idea. Let them go ahead with their plot.
00:51:33It's been done once or twice before.
00:51:36Yes, but Natalie, there's a catch.
00:51:38The colonel is expecting little me
00:51:40to walk in and place the bomb.
00:51:44I can't believe it.
00:51:46Yes, it's true.
00:51:48Think of something if you don't want me to be blown to hell.
00:51:53There's only one solution.
00:51:55The Baron.
00:52:02There you are.
00:52:09I love it.
00:52:13Well, now, I'd say we're in a spot.
00:52:15Terrorism is a long way from sex.
00:52:18Now, please, Baron, this thing is serious.
00:52:20How do I get out?
00:52:23You haven't said anything about that.
00:52:25I think that the colonel's idea is excellent.
00:52:27A bomb will blow some life into the political scene.
00:52:29Stop it.
00:52:31We've got to help Elliot out of this situation.
00:52:33What about our contest?
00:52:35We cancel it.
00:52:37It's no go.
00:52:39I want to become a Baroness.
00:52:41Now, do you really?
00:52:43You gave your word.
00:52:45So I did, and a promise is a promise.
00:52:47There's only one solution.
00:52:49What's that?
00:52:52You finish what you started
00:52:54before they debate on the budget.
00:52:56It's pretty short.
00:52:58I don't know.
00:53:00That leaves us a couple of weeks.
00:53:02More than enough to do what you set out to do.
00:53:04Here's to you.
00:53:06Here's to health.
00:53:08And good luck to both.
00:53:14Rock-a-bye, baby
00:53:16In the turkey tops
00:53:18When the wind blows
00:53:21Shh.
00:53:23Don't make any noise, please.
00:53:25She's practically asleep.
00:53:31Sophia,
00:53:33do you remember what you did
00:53:35with the cup and ball the other day?
00:53:37Yes.
00:53:39It was like sucking on a lollipop.
00:53:41Father never ever buys me lollipops.
00:53:43Your father won't say anything.
00:53:45But first,
00:53:47you've got to make me a solemn promise
00:53:50that you'll obey me and do exactly what I say.
00:53:52Sure, I'll do exactly what you say.
00:53:54You mustn't speak.
00:53:56You must make no noise.
00:53:58What you're going to learn is very important,
00:54:00but you mustn't open your mouth
00:54:02or make the slightest sound.
00:54:04Dearest friend,
00:54:06there are only six days left,
00:54:08yet I'm continuing to break in Robert.
00:54:10That little cherry is crazy about me.
00:54:12It's strange sometimes
00:54:14for Robert is almost a man
00:54:16and his entire being is focused on me.
00:54:19It fascinates him.
00:54:21He'd do anything to see me naked
00:54:23as he'd do anything for the pleasure
00:54:25of licking my feet.
00:54:27He's obsessive about it.
00:54:29The punishment I devised for him
00:54:31for this quirk
00:54:33was to make him scrub down
00:54:35our somewhat simple-minded young maid,
00:54:37Claudia, when she took her weekly bath
00:54:39in the kitchen.
00:54:41Robert is very class-conscious
00:54:43and he accepted his punishment
00:54:45with considerable reluctance.
00:54:48But submitted passively to the ordeal
00:54:50and yet, though she was ill at ease
00:54:52and sometimes trembled,
00:54:54I could see in her face
00:54:56that the whole thing gave her obvious pleasure.
00:54:58Women are strange, aren't they?
00:55:06As a matter of fact,
00:55:08the only person who didn't appreciate it
00:55:10was Albert, the butler.
00:55:14He stumbled in on the scene
00:55:17and put a stop to it.
00:55:19Whatever you do,
00:55:21some people will be upset by it.
00:55:23That's life.
00:55:25With fond kisses
00:55:27and hoping to see you soon,
00:55:29Eliane.
00:55:47No, Charles.
00:55:49Not that way.
00:55:51No, stop it.
00:55:53I said no.
00:55:55You promised.
00:55:57I'm sorry,
00:55:59really sorry,
00:56:01but I can't do it.
00:56:03I can't do it.
00:56:05I can't do it.
00:56:07I can't do it.
00:56:09I can't do it.
00:56:11I can't do it.
00:56:13I can't do it.
00:56:16I'm really sorry,
00:56:18but I want you so.
00:56:20I want you so much.
00:56:22You're...
00:56:24Well...
00:56:30I'm ashamed.
00:56:32I'm so ashamed.
00:56:36What's that?
00:56:40Where did you find all this gear?
00:56:42I don't believe it.
00:56:45Charles, you either accept or you refuse,
00:56:47but let's not talk morals.
00:56:49Keep your advice and keep your reflections.
00:56:51We all have our secrets.
00:56:53I'm not asking for yours.
00:56:55Now that you know mine,
00:56:57I'd like you to kindly respect it.
00:56:59So you'd better decide right now
00:57:01whether you want to make love with me.
00:57:05I accept.
00:57:07You know, fantasy's why
00:57:09I make the world go round.
00:57:15Sit down.
00:57:17Sit down.
00:57:48I'll be.
00:57:54What happens if I nail my hands?
00:57:56Just trust me, Charles.
00:57:58It's a surprise.
00:58:00You won't need anything at all.
00:58:02Just let yourself go.
00:58:08Relax, Charles.
00:58:10Relax, Charles.
00:58:12Relax, Charles.
00:58:14That's fine.
00:58:16What I'm going to ask you now
00:58:18is very important.
00:58:20What?
00:58:22You must remain silent.
00:58:24You mustn't say a word
00:58:26or you break a spell.
00:58:28Don't spoil this wonderful moment.
00:58:32Promise?
00:58:34I promise.
00:58:37I promise.
00:58:43I'm coming right back.
00:59:06Hmm?
00:59:37Clementine?
00:59:39Huh?
00:59:41Follow me.
00:59:44Clementine?
00:59:46Huh?
00:59:48Follow me.
01:00:14Ah...
01:00:37Everyone has got to be told.
01:00:39Tomorrow.
01:00:41Holy Virgin.
01:00:44Good God, how is it possible?
01:00:46Oh, yes.
01:00:48I'll tell everybody.
01:00:50The whole world.
01:01:07Okay, George.
01:01:09Get on your feet.
01:01:11Good.
01:01:14Oh, that's cool.
01:01:16Rita here in Santa Claus,
01:01:18I can't do that to her.
01:01:20Come on now, George.
01:01:22Amelia, do you mind?
01:01:24Right.
01:01:26Thank you.
01:01:28We need you now.
01:01:30Good.
01:01:32You can take that up later.
01:01:34Good girl.
01:01:36Come along.
01:01:38All right, over here.
01:01:40Now take off this stuff.
01:01:43That's it.
01:01:45Everyone ready?
01:01:47Looks good.
01:01:49Bring on the snowstorm.
01:01:53Maya.
01:01:57You're enjoying it.
01:01:59Rita, take off your clothes, would you?
01:02:01All right?
01:02:03Let's see some more booze.
01:02:05My booze.
01:02:07Don't forget you're sitting at mine.
01:02:09You mean they drooped your belly button?
01:02:12That'll do.
01:02:14Now a little sigh.
01:02:18Nice.
01:02:20That's exactly right.
01:02:22Oh, that infernal machine.
01:02:26Keep going.
01:02:28I'll be right back.
01:02:30Baron Plessy-Durgaard.
01:02:32Who is this?
01:02:34Oh, it's you.
01:02:36Tonight?
01:02:38Are you sure?
01:02:41Bull's-eye.
01:02:43Bull's-eye.
01:02:45Why, you...
01:02:47You hit the bull's-eye.
01:02:53Let's see now.
01:02:55What are you up to?
01:02:57As they say, the devil finds work for us.
01:03:00Let's see now.
01:03:02What are you up to?
01:03:04As they say, the devil finds work for idle hands.
01:03:06Let's see now, shall we?
01:03:10Ah, what's all this nonsense about?
01:03:12Ah.
01:03:16You're learning to read, huh?
01:03:18That's a new one on me.
01:03:20Hmm?
01:03:22The young lady wants an education.
01:03:24I'll teach her.
01:03:27The young lady wants an education.
01:03:29Why don't you let me teach the alphabet my way?
01:03:31My alphabet is very practical, you'll see.
01:03:33A.
01:03:35B.
01:03:39There.
01:03:41A, B, C.
01:03:43D.
01:03:45Ah, that's so pretty.
01:03:47B's so nice.
01:03:49Ah, such a cute little behind.
01:03:51I don't know what I like best.
01:03:53You behind or there.
01:03:56Ah.
01:04:02Come here.
01:04:12We'll see about the rest later.
01:04:20Affirmative.
01:04:22Colonel.
01:04:26Well, it's, uh,
01:04:28it's quite annoying at that.
01:04:30No one can be trusted anymore.
01:04:32And since we learned
01:04:34that you found such a nice tutor
01:04:36for your daughter, Sophie,
01:04:38well,
01:04:40we thought that perhaps you wouldn't mind
01:04:42were I to leave our two nieces
01:04:44with them for the afternoon.
01:04:46Ah.
01:04:48Ah.
01:04:50Ah.
01:04:52Ah.
01:04:55Well, I hadn't thought of it, but...
01:04:57Clementine.
01:05:01Clementine.
01:05:05Why, I'm not deaf.
01:05:07I know you're not my good woman,
01:05:09but I...
01:05:11I am not your good woman, sir.
01:05:13I'm not anybody's good woman,
01:05:15least of all a gent who...
01:05:17What can I do for you?
01:05:19Well, what's the matter now, Clementine?
01:05:21Why, nothing, sir.
01:05:24Fine. In that case, ask Miss Dinot to come here.
01:05:26Yes, of course, I'll tell her.
01:05:28She's upset by something.
01:05:30They quite often are here.
01:05:32It's changing times.
01:05:34Today there's no respect for anything.
01:05:36What's the world coming to?
01:05:38You heard about that schoolteacher.
01:05:40She ran away with a farm boy.
01:05:42At least you're safe with Clementine.
01:05:44I sometimes wonder if war might...
01:05:46Oh, I'm all for a good war.
01:05:54Hello.
01:05:56Miss Duperlelu, Miss Junot.
01:05:58Miss Duperlelu would like you to look after
01:06:00her two young nieces this afternoon.
01:06:02I said you would.
01:06:04I say the more we are, the merrier.
01:06:06I'll be glad to.
01:06:08Thank you.
01:06:10All right, that's settled.
01:06:12And don't forget to come back in time
01:06:14for our little business.
01:06:16Yes, of course, sir.
01:06:18I didn't forget.
01:06:20The material is waiting, and so am I.
01:06:24We're going to try our hand at drawing.
01:06:26Sophie, show us the etchings, please.
01:06:28Yes, ma'am.
01:06:34These drawings, ladies,
01:06:36are what I would term
01:06:38superb craftsmanship.
01:06:40Don't close your eyes.
01:06:42It's great art.
01:06:44Every single sketch
01:06:46was drawn from life.
01:06:48It's a great art.
01:06:50Every single sketch
01:06:52was drawn from life.
01:06:54That is to say, with marbles.
01:06:56What I'd like you to do
01:06:58is reproduce
01:07:00these masterpieces.
01:07:02But so that there may be
01:07:04a measure of creativity on your part,
01:07:06I'll ask you to replace
01:07:08the bodies and the faces
01:07:10with your own.
01:07:12Which of you
01:07:14will reproduce that one?
01:07:20Very well.
01:07:22You
01:07:24and you.
01:07:26Please take it.
01:07:28You'll each pose in turn.
01:07:30That's important.
01:07:32But we have to take our clothes off.
01:07:34So what? Take them off.
01:07:36The Vatican is full of naked statues.
01:07:38The Pope doesn't mind.
01:07:40Don't be more virtuous than the Pope.
01:07:50How about you?
01:07:52Where there's shyness, there's no fun.
01:08:02That goes for you too, Sophie.
01:08:04Go on.
01:08:07Try to be good models.
01:08:09I want to see you as naked
01:08:11as these girls.
01:08:13Go on.
01:08:23Try to be good models.
01:08:25I want to see you as naked as these girls.
01:08:27Don't stand there like statues. Go on, pose like them.
01:08:45But ma'am, it's impossible. Look at me.
01:08:48Just what's impossible? Nothing's impossible.
01:08:50Use your imagination. That's how the artist saw it, but you can approximate it and adapt it, I'm sure.
01:09:11You look ridiculous.
01:09:15What do you think of it, sweet little Sophie?
01:09:17I'm not too sure what to think.
01:09:20Maybe she should be whipped with a long, hard rod.
01:09:23You're probably right, Sophie.
01:09:26However, they're too silly to understand that.
01:09:29Come with me.
01:09:50I'd like to give you a little advice for tonight.
01:09:54Tonight, ma'am?
01:09:56Yes, Sophie.
01:09:58This night is going to be the most important night of your life.
01:10:02After, nothing will ever again be like before.
01:10:12Good God.
01:10:15What in the world are you doing? Are you mad?
01:10:18We were copying that drawing, but didn't you say...
01:10:20But what were you doing to her just now?
01:10:23Well, look at it, ma'am. Look at the pubic.
01:10:27They're right. She's got no pubic hair.
01:10:29We've got to match the drawing.
01:10:31That's what you said.
01:10:33That's what you said.
01:10:35Yes, of course.
01:10:38Go on, then.
01:10:42Go on, then.
01:10:44After all, it never harmed anybody.
01:10:58Miss Duno.
01:11:00What?
01:11:01Look, it feels just like silk.
01:11:02You know what I could do with it?
01:11:04You know, I once learned to weave,
01:11:06and I could make a fine hanky with it for their aunt.
01:11:08That's a very good idea.
01:11:15It's a gift from your nieces. Feel it, ma'am.
01:11:20Oh, they're adorable.
01:11:23It's so sweet of you.
01:11:29Goodbye, my dear friend.
01:11:31Till next week.
01:11:38Quite amusing, that idea of a hanky.
01:11:40Yes, quite. Sophie's the one who thought of it.
01:12:39And remember, not a word.
01:12:42I don't want you to worry.
01:12:44Everything's going to be just fine.
01:12:46Do exactly what I said.
01:12:49The first experience is really very important to a girl.
01:12:53Just think of Justine.
01:12:56Justine.
01:12:59Justine.
01:13:02Justine.
01:13:05Justine.
01:13:07Justine.
01:13:37Justine.
01:14:07Justine.
01:14:37Justine.
01:15:03Good God.
01:15:08Do you...
01:15:10Do you have sexual congress with my father?
01:15:13Lace me up and stop asking questions.
01:15:17A weird word.
01:15:19Congress.
01:15:21I want to know if you do.
01:15:23I have to know.
01:15:25Very well.
01:15:30Then come down to the library.
01:15:33Wait about an hour.
01:15:35A full hour?
01:15:37As you describe it, it's horrible.
01:15:39Yes, it is horrible.
01:15:41Something has to be done.
01:15:43We've got to fight back, save the country.
01:15:45I'm going to move up the date we set for our plan.
01:15:50I'll abide by your decision.
01:15:52But we've got to remain calm
01:15:54and carefully review the whole situation.
01:15:57I know that Sherry will go right to my head,
01:16:00but the occasion calls for it.
01:16:02Sherry?
01:16:03Do you want some Sherry?
01:16:05I do, Colonel. Please.
01:16:07Let's forget for one moment the abyss into which you're pushing our country.
01:16:10Let's forget, if only for a short moment.
01:16:29More power to you.
01:16:33Do you know how many enemies have these hands meted out a most horrible death?
01:16:37I don't know. I'd say dozens, maybe, well, hundreds, maybe.
01:16:40Who counts in the thick of a battle?
01:16:42How many captured women have I taken as spoil?
01:16:45How I would have liked to be with you
01:16:47and fight with you to the limits of my strength
01:16:49to risk my life next to you in those exciting battles.
01:16:52No exciting.
01:16:54Tell me how it was.
01:16:56Show me how you charged up the mountain, Colonel.
01:16:58I'll tell you all. I'll tell you all.
01:17:01Yes, sir.
01:17:31Ta-da-da-da-da-da-da-da-da-da-da-da-da-da-da-da-da-da-da-da-da-da-da-da-da-da-da-da-da-da-da-da-da-da-da-da-da-da-da-da-da-da-da-da-da-da-da-da-da-da-da-da-da-da-da-da-da-da-da-da-da-da-da-da-da-da-da-da-da-da-da-da-da-da-da-da-da-da-da-da-da-da-da-da-da-da-da-da-da-da-da-da-da-da-da-da-da-da-da-da-da-da-da-da-da-da-da-da-da-da-da
01:18:01Oh
01:18:31Oh
01:18:35That's about enough
01:18:37Your room's got to be cleaned you here get up so I can make your bed. It wasn't me. It wasn't I
01:18:44Better let some air in here. Hmm. Get rid of that stale smell. It wasn't me. Ah
01:18:53What a beautiful day one deep breath is worth any tonic
01:18:58That's what you should do don't take it so bad
01:19:03Such things are as old as the world
01:19:06You're not the first
01:19:07You know it and everybody knows that lots of girls sleep with their fathers
01:19:13Try to forget it you must try to forget you must
01:19:19Oh
01:19:22If it were up to me in my opinion you should send Sofia far away from home
01:19:30Let a little time go by it's best
01:19:33I'm sure you're agree with me, sir
01:19:36You've got to send miss Sophie away from here. Not very long only until people forget about it
01:19:44Don't you worry yourself I'll take care of everything
01:19:50It wasn't me
01:20:13He never did that sort of thing with me and we've been married for 30 years
01:20:20What I don't wonder what excites him so much
01:20:26My ass
01:20:29How well put that is
01:20:32That's what has always made the world go round
01:20:36You're quite right
01:20:39You should try using it isn't everything I fought it too late now my age
01:20:43But I wonder if the next time
01:20:49The very next time yeah
01:20:52I'll follow your advice
01:20:55My son as my son
01:20:58Ass is the most important thing in the world
01:21:03And never forget it
01:21:05I
01:21:35Robert one of my garters came loose, would you?
01:21:59Robert why don't you come up for air?
01:22:05Robert teeth is not what you use to hook a garter back on
01:22:35Oh
01:22:46Why thank you Albert. Hello you may go now
01:22:55Congratulations what you did verges on artistic perfection darling the picture is very good
01:23:01excuse me for sighing into the telephone, but
01:23:05Robert is under the table and he's doing things to me. You know what I mean?
01:23:13Sophie an exercise would you check if my garters are well hooked on?
01:23:30We're even now darling I too have someone under my skirt
01:23:35And the scandal you raised as well like canceled out by mine
01:23:38You'll hear about it when the scandal oozes out of here comes your way. I
01:23:43Assure you that I hit smack in the bullseye
01:23:46The famous Leroy Merville family is ruined. I mean it's branded as immoral
01:23:56You'll give me all the details
01:24:05By the way, you haven't heard the best part yet
01:24:11Charles Leroy Merville in the face of the scandal
01:24:16Decided
01:24:18To send Sophie and her tutor namely me
01:24:22the Venice
01:24:24I'm supposed
01:24:27To prevent a shock
01:24:31That's marvelous
01:24:35I'll try to get the same thing here
01:24:38You want to bet we'll leave together. I'll introduce you to Robert
01:24:42You'll see
01:24:44We'll go to Venice the four of us
01:25:05You'd never imagine the face Sophie made the first time she read Justine
01:25:11She's come a long way since then however, she'll never let go of good manners
01:25:17Even when she masturbates, I wonder sometimes how she got so expert
01:25:25Roberts quite the opposite
01:25:28His little thingamajig must be a real treat
01:25:30I've got an idea. Wait a minute
01:25:33Sophie would you show me on how good you've become?
01:25:38You never would believe the magic she can weave with her fingertips, I'm sure you'll agree girls learn much faster than boys
01:25:47Not that
01:25:50I
01:25:52Don't know. I don't know. I don't know
01:25:55I
01:25:58Don't know
01:26:00But Robert's been a very good pupil
01:26:04Would you show Natalie
01:26:08Your pupil learned her lesson well, very well
01:26:23All right
01:26:26On the table
01:26:29The first one
01:26:31Slips our panties off and puts them on the bottle win
01:26:37Okay, okay
01:26:39Well now children, is that understood?
01:26:42Robert did you hear?
01:26:45Yes
01:26:47Then do us both the honor of winning I mean on your marks get set
01:26:55Two three go
01:27:10I won
01:27:14You like your wine at leg temperature
01:27:16No
01:27:18It's only a joke an old-school prank
01:27:20It's all good fun
01:27:23May I suggest that you restrict sundry pranks and unseemly jokes to the privacy of your cabins
01:27:28The company rules are very strict about the temperature of Bardo wine
01:27:43I'd say that mine is better
01:27:52Yes, you've got a point but mine has got nicer legs
01:28:07You've got a point
01:28:11Though there isn't that much difference and you can't deny mine's got nicer breath. I'm not sure about that
01:28:16They both have nice breasts, but mine mine has a belly so firm so flat so is mine got a flat belly
01:28:25They both have their points
01:28:28Still it'll be difficult
01:28:31We're both too involved to judge
01:28:34Our opinions are necessarily too subjective
01:28:37We've got to find an impartial judge
01:28:39Our opinions are necessarily too subjective
01:28:43We've got to find an impartial judge we should be able to find one ask anybody
01:28:51I'll go get somebody whose objectivity is bound to be beyond question
01:29:10You
01:29:28It's a very delicate matter, but you gave me the impression that you had good taste Oh
01:29:34Oh
01:29:39Look
01:29:40You see what we'd like to know is which one is the most beautiful in your opinion
01:29:46Well, we want you to be objective and don't let your feelings interfere you here
01:29:52Interesting but
01:29:54Both are devoid of any originality. What does that mean?
01:29:59We'd like to know which one of the ladies you prefer
01:30:02I
01:30:04Perhaps if I had more information I could give you a better a substantiated opinion. I might be quite unfair
01:30:10Unless you further unveil the evidence. I
01:30:15Do concede a slight preference for the subject in the upper birth why there's a flow a nice flow
01:30:23But I'm reserving judgment, of course
01:30:25Until I can have an uncluttered look at the lady still hidden from sight and whose form I must say viewed from here are
01:30:32quite voluptuous and
01:30:34Might well sway my decision were I to see them on crypt. Oh
01:30:39Impossible
01:30:41What if you touch them
01:30:44Maybe you'd like a better way the evidence. Ah
01:30:49Possibly then do do it
01:30:56Go on don't be shy
01:31:04I
01:31:34Don't know
01:31:43Impossible I can't no no, no, it's impossible. I can't
01:31:57I've got to know I must
01:32:00So would I but we can't make up our minds and neither can anybody else I just might be able to help solve your
01:32:05Dilemma Baron Hugh Plessy to her gown. It would seem we have converging interests
01:32:10Which I risk getting a matrimonial rope tied around my neck because of a stupid bet you can help me cut free of it
01:32:16What do we get if we help you the truth and a chance for revenge for what your tutors made you both and do
01:32:22Stop it better. Stay calm. I know everything
01:32:26If you want to keep the slightest chance of marrying the Baron better do exactly as I say
01:32:34That negligee suits you why it's beautiful
01:32:38Why did you bring up the Baron? Shut up?
01:32:42Sophie
01:32:44The Baron is supposed to marry one of you
01:32:48When she doesn't know
01:32:51He was wise enough to ask for our help
01:32:54That's why as of this moment on Sophie and I are taking your future into our hands
01:33:00So as to determine which one of you two best deserves the honor
01:33:04Natalie has just agreed
01:33:06We want you both to do everything. We'll ask
01:33:10Absolute obedience and the one who performs best will be chosen
01:33:20You accepted
01:33:23Very well, if that's the case I accept to
01:33:53Papa I'm getting married. I met the man. I want to spend my life
01:33:58I
01:34:20Put it in the bank take that you take that bail
01:34:29How are you mom very well son, this is no time to get home I'm getting married mother
01:34:52And what about our wedding Baron
01:34:54Silence if you were a count
01:34:57You wouldn't add up don't anybody move
01:35:01It's a happy day. So smile
01:35:03happy eyes
01:35:05smile
01:35:26I
01:35:56You