Новите Съседи 6 Епизод 12 (2015)

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00:00:00We'll be late.

00:00:02What's the hurry? The dead man won't run away.

00:00:05Antonio needs to talk.

00:00:07I can't go to my father's funeral now.

00:00:09Your father? But he's already dead.

00:00:11No, no, not that dear Fribar. The real one, Marquis de Atuel.

00:00:14I'm a Spanish nobleman, right?

00:00:16Mr. Marquis, we are disappointed.

00:00:18In the cooperation, he took a bigger hole than this one in the banks,

00:00:21and the Lord can't save us.

00:00:23Well, yes, people don't pay the sum.

00:00:25The little ones, the dirt, the man, the two-headed woman...

00:00:28I love them, but I can't.

00:00:29When you replace a housekeeper,

00:00:31you have to increase the tax on those who pay,

00:00:33that is, ours.

00:00:34What?

00:00:35Ours in the throat, ours in the throat.

00:00:37Nothing like that.

00:00:38I'm not like Rahoy, who made the Spaniards keep the Marzellites.

00:00:41I know the measure is unpopular, but that's the only way we can...

00:00:44Do you want to ruin my popularity before the elections?

00:00:47Let's take the other one, she's a housekeeper.

00:00:49Araceli, a Brazilian witch is running away.

00:00:51Nobody knows where she is.

00:00:53Here she is.

00:00:59Araceli.

00:01:00What?

00:01:01Wasn't it Joao in Brazil?

00:01:03Oh, Joao.

00:01:04It turns out he's a married man.

00:01:06Everything is in order.

00:01:07The neighbor, his sister-in-law,

00:01:09the one from the caipirinha pavilion.

00:01:11Joao.

00:01:13Does anyone know how to wave this?

00:01:15Don't wave it.

00:01:16You'll walk around dressed like an antichrist.

00:01:18The lady manager of the cooperation is bankrupt.

00:01:20You have to increase the contributions.

00:01:22Now?

00:01:23I'm going to get drunk.

00:01:24We're going to pay the debtors and that's it.

00:01:26It's too low for you.

00:01:27The debts cost money.

00:01:28We're not going to talk about the tension

00:01:30between the neighbors.

00:01:32We're not going to make decisions

00:01:34that put my life in danger.

00:01:36You're sleeping with a black man.

00:01:38Bigger danger than that.

00:01:40Yes, but what's the difference?

00:01:42Why are you looking at me?

00:01:44Because of your micropenises.

00:01:46If we don't judge them,

00:01:47this guy won't pay.

00:01:49Yes, because we're very soft.

00:01:52I'll show you how to get money.

00:01:54What are you going to do?

00:01:55You.

00:01:56When are you going to pay the debtors?

00:01:58The situation is terrible.

00:02:00We have to pay the guests and the water.

00:02:02Then electroshock.

00:02:04Antonio!

00:02:05Mom!

00:02:06You're attacking your own electric shock

00:02:08in front of your daughters.

00:02:10There's nothing.

00:02:11What a bunch of losers.

00:02:13My dad's going to kill you, you bastard.

00:02:15Girl, Marquis de Atayuela.

00:02:17That's exactly what I want to avoid.

00:02:19You're fired.

00:02:21I'm taking over the management of the cooperation.

00:02:23What?

00:02:24Araceli, you're not prepared.

00:02:26You're fired.

00:02:27That's it.

00:02:28I'll do whatever I want.

00:02:30Is that so?

00:02:31Yes.

00:02:32Then I refuse.

00:02:33Don't count on me.

00:02:34Ungrateful.

00:02:35Why?

00:02:36You've helped me a lot.

00:02:37All right.

00:02:38Then I'll have time for your wife

00:02:39and your child,

00:02:40who's already on her way.

00:02:41The time will come back, won't it?

00:02:43That's how Sergio opened up to him about Cocos.

00:02:45No, Fran.

00:02:46The child we're waiting for is Judith.

00:02:48It's time, isn't it?

00:02:49Exactly.

00:02:50She won't hold on.

00:02:51We'll see if she holds on.

00:02:52Araceli,

00:02:53you're fired.

00:02:54You're taking over the cooperation.

00:02:55Crazy.

00:02:56Wonderful.

00:02:57It's a successful meeting.

00:02:59I'm getting used to it.

00:03:00But it has to be successful

00:03:01or she won't make it to the funeral.

00:03:05Congratulations, Lola.

00:03:06There's already a heartbeat.

00:03:07What kind of technology is this?

00:03:09They pass through the remote

00:03:10and see the miracle of life.

00:03:12Well, the doctor sees it.

00:03:13I don't.

00:03:16Here's your grandson.

00:03:20Here we go again.

00:03:21What's up?

00:03:22I feel sick.

00:03:23Javi, this is your child.

00:03:25You have to feel sick, too.

00:03:26Yeah, my kidneys are running on this thing.

00:03:29Everything is fine,

00:03:30but there's a risk of pregnancy.

00:03:31The fetus is a fish.

00:03:32What?

00:03:33It's not enough for this stage of pregnancy.

00:03:35There's leftover nephritis.

00:03:37The child is weak.

00:03:39It happens with women

00:03:40with low blood pressure

00:03:41at the beginning of pregnancy.

00:03:42Did I tell you you're very weak?

00:03:43Yes, you did.

00:03:44Nothing to eat, doctor.

00:03:45I'm eating.

00:03:46They show it on TV

00:03:47and you look fat there.

00:03:48It's not because of that.

00:03:49A vampire is going to play.

00:03:51She can't be fat

00:03:52because she's not going to fly.

00:03:53I'm going to put you on a caloric diet.

00:03:55You have to gain at least 10 kilos

00:03:57during pregnancy.

00:03:58No!

00:03:59No stress.

00:04:00You're going to stay at home until birth.

00:04:02What?

00:04:03No, that's impossible.

00:04:04We're recording the end of the season.

00:04:07She's the main heroine

00:04:08in Dirty Internet.

00:04:09Bravo!

00:04:10It's very strange in the title.

00:04:12It's not just the title.

00:04:13Okay, work.

00:04:14But no sudden movements.

00:04:16You're not going to lift a weight.

00:04:17Don't worry.

00:04:18I'll be her assistant.

00:04:19I'll lead her,

00:04:20I'll bring her back,

00:04:21I'll chase the fans.

00:04:22I can do that too.

00:04:23You're going to work.

00:04:24She's going to take an unpaid vacation.

00:04:26She's going to support you.

00:04:27I don't want cooks.

00:04:28Daddy!

00:04:29You've been at home for three days

00:04:30without a meal.

00:04:31Eat!

00:04:32Yesterday I put the table

00:04:33and left the meal.

00:04:34And who paid for the meal?

00:04:36The equipment comes from the apartment.

00:04:38Do you think I'm stupid

00:04:39that I don't know

00:04:40what the high standard is?

00:04:41Eat already!

00:04:42That's exactly what you should avoid.

00:04:44I'm sorry.

00:04:45I'm sorry, doctor.

00:04:46We're very nervous.

00:04:47We're the first skins, right?

00:04:50Yes.

00:04:56Good morning, dear.

00:04:58Good morning.

00:04:59How are you?

00:05:00Bad.

00:05:01I was dreaming again

00:05:02that I'm with Karida

00:05:03and the current is taking me away.

00:05:05Oh, dear.

00:05:06What do you want to eat?

00:05:08Meat soup,

00:05:09muesli,

00:05:10smoked tofu,

00:05:11rice and bread.

00:05:12What do you want?

00:05:13One croissant, please.

00:05:14Oh, no.

00:05:15We're out of kefir.

00:05:16Ines, give my friend

00:05:17a croissant.

00:05:18We said

00:05:20I don't want to be a problem.

00:05:22Don't cry,

00:05:23because I could tell you

00:05:24I'm pregnant.

00:05:25Get well soon.

00:05:26No,

00:05:27because I'll tell your mother

00:05:28and you'll see.

00:05:29We can be happy

00:05:30the three of us.

00:05:31I can't go naked

00:05:32out of the house anymore.

00:05:33When did you go naked?

00:05:34I was just about to start.

00:05:35We won't argue anymore.

00:05:36You'll hold up

00:05:37and that's it.

00:05:38At least contribute financially

00:05:39to the market

00:05:40or something like that.

00:05:41Oh, come on.

00:05:42I pay for everything.

00:05:43You'll get rich

00:05:44because you eat like a pig

00:05:45and you're fat.

00:05:46That's not true.

00:05:47I have a strong structure.

00:05:48Nonsense.

00:05:49You have more boobs than me.

00:05:50That's not so hard.

00:05:51And you love me

00:05:52in front of my son.

00:05:53Can we eat quietly?

00:05:54I can't eat anymore.

00:05:57Don't take the kefir.

00:05:58There will be problems.

00:05:59I'm telling you

00:06:00so you know.

00:06:03Wow.

00:06:04Neighbors,

00:06:05your housekeeper

00:06:06turned around.

00:06:07What did you do

00:06:08to your hair?

00:06:09It's very bad

00:06:10for the roots.

00:06:11It doesn't look good on you.

00:06:12And I'm very happy

00:06:13to see you.

00:06:14I called you here

00:06:15because a lot of things

00:06:16are going to change.

00:06:17And go to your wife.

00:06:18You too?

00:06:19What a baby boom.

00:06:20Why are you shaking?

00:06:21Because I'm happy.

00:06:22Okay, congratulations

00:06:23to all the neighbors.

00:06:24You're crazy,

00:06:25but you're...

00:06:26Okay, I wanted to say...

00:06:27Can I say something?

00:06:28What?

00:06:29Kick the car.

00:06:30You attacked Milo.

00:06:31Come on!

00:06:34Come on, let's hear

00:06:35the housekeeper.

00:06:38I'm sorry.

00:06:39We're totally confused.

00:06:40I'm looking for a solution.

00:06:41I'm looking for a solution.

00:06:42I'm looking for a solution.

00:06:43I'm looking for a solution.

00:06:44I'm looking for a solution.

00:06:45I'm looking for a solution.

00:06:46I'm looking for a solution.

00:06:47I'm looking for a solution.

00:06:48I'm looking for a solution.

00:06:49I'm looking for a solution.

00:06:50I'm looking for a solution.

00:06:51I'm looking for a solution.

00:06:52I'm looking for a solution.

00:06:53I'm looking for a solution.

00:06:54I'm looking for a solution.

00:06:55I'm looking for a solution.

00:06:56I'm looking for a solution.

00:06:57I'm looking for a solution.

00:06:58I'm looking for a solution.

00:06:59I'm looking for a solution.

00:07:00I'm looking for a solution.

00:07:01I'm looking for a solution.

00:07:02I'm looking for a solution.

00:07:03I'm looking for a solution.

00:07:04I'm looking for a solution.

00:07:05I'm looking for a solution.

00:07:06I'm looking for a solution.

00:07:07I'm looking for a solution.

00:07:08I'm looking for a solution.

00:07:09I'm looking for a solution.

00:07:11Let's not start arguing because we're not going to solve anything.

00:07:14Right?

00:07:15Then I'm not going to pay for anything anymore.

00:07:18But we have two apartments.

00:07:19Silence!

00:07:22Silence!

00:07:23No one is going to pay for anything anymore.

00:07:25I'm canceling the invoices forever.

00:07:30Araceli,

00:07:32did the tiles in Brazil cost you a lot?

00:07:35No.

00:07:36Do you forgive us then?

00:07:37Tax amnesty for everyone.

00:07:39No, no.

00:07:40You're crazy, Enrique.

00:07:41In Mirador de Montepinar, money will never be needed again.

00:07:45We're going to build an eco-farm.

00:07:49What?

00:07:50God, God, God.

00:07:51Eco-farm?

00:07:52What's that?

00:07:53Self-satisfying cooperation.

00:07:55Every neighbor will bring something.

00:07:58Milk, vegetables, eggs.

00:08:00We're going to create, we're going to look,

00:08:02we're going to donate,

00:08:04and we're going to pay each other without depending on the outside world.

00:08:08What's that? A hidden camera?

00:08:09We're protesting.

00:08:10The opposition wants to turn the cooperation into a hippie commune.

00:08:13We support the protest.

00:08:14Don't you see anything?

00:08:15That's an absolutely stupid idea.

00:08:17Well done, Skati.

00:08:18I think it's terrible.

00:08:19Go on.

00:08:20I was a volunteer in the village of Monepololeungungo,

00:08:23and it worked perfectly.

00:08:24Abdoulaye was responsible for the water,

00:08:26Mochanga was in charge of the cattle,

00:08:27and we all lived in peace and harmony.

00:08:29Then a military man took care of everything,

00:08:31but we were happy.

00:08:32I don't care what you're doing in Monopolyeungungo.

00:08:35Monepololeungungo.

00:08:38Imagine that for a moment.

00:08:40We're all helping each other.

00:08:44We could treat the land like we did in the monastery.

00:08:47What are you talking about?

00:08:48They want to turn the cooperation into a hippie commune.

00:08:50You'll be fired.

00:08:51And you'll be fired.

00:08:52And you'll be fired.

00:08:53And you'll be fired.

00:08:54And you'll be fired.

00:08:55We have a lot of hippies here.

00:08:57Come on, we're hippies.

00:08:58Let's not get ahead of ourselves.

00:09:00I'm the boss.

00:09:01Who's the boss?

00:09:04One question.

00:09:05Okay, let's get rid of the tax.

00:09:07And how are we going to pay for the insurance of the cooperation?

00:09:10It's very easy.

00:09:11With the products we have left,

00:09:13we'll open a weekly eco-market.

00:09:15And how are we going to pay for an eco-flat?

00:09:18Eco-tomatoes and eco-carrots.

00:09:20What if it's in the eco-euro?

00:09:22I'll participate in the eco-farm,

00:09:24so my children will be healthy.

00:09:26And they'll fix our noses.

00:09:27Nothing will be fixed, hippies.

00:09:29See what?

00:09:30Let everyone choose something.

00:09:33I want the vegetable garden.

00:09:35Protest.

00:09:36I protest.

00:09:37But the government wants to turn the garden into a potato field.

00:09:40Urban vegetable gardens are made on the hills.

00:09:42That's how they do it in New York.

00:09:44Of course, that's why they call it the Big Apple.

00:09:46Do you know how much water is needed to maintain a garden in a city?

00:09:50We can make a well if there are suitable waters.

00:09:52Yes, and oil.

00:09:53No, but we can make biodiesel.

00:09:55We just need to use oil, soda, caustic and methanol.

00:09:59Yes, you'll make fuel with oil from croquettes.

00:10:01Are you thinking about MacGyver?

00:10:03And we'll buy a generator, so we'll save money on fuel.

00:10:06That's a lot of money.

00:10:08Okay, I'll buy a children's pool and I'll make a fish tank.

00:10:11Hey, I'm the magnet, the fish is here, got it?

00:10:15I'll do what I want on that job, got it?

00:10:18Dad, Maria Dolores will save you.

00:10:20Don't get mad.

00:10:21Everyone has a place in the eco-farm.

00:10:23All you need is a little goodwill.

00:10:26Araceli, this project is doomed to failure.

00:10:29Come on, who's in charge of the eco-farm of Smurfs?

00:10:32I'm in.

00:10:33What's going on?

00:10:35The devils.

00:10:36The green ones have won.

00:10:44Let's see if my mother will like you.

00:10:46The previous one couldn't even look at you.

00:10:48If she's your mother, then it's not clear.

00:10:50Bert will inherit the title of Marquis.

00:10:52The royal family will have to hunt elephants for us.

00:10:56Dona Eloisa Carbonell?

00:10:58Yes.

00:10:59Oh, Mom!

00:11:00How are you, Mom? She's not crying.

00:11:02The lawyers are very reliable.

00:11:04What's going on, Rosaline?

00:11:06They're looking for Mrs. Eloisa.

00:11:08Is that so?

00:11:09I'm Esther, the daughter, and you order.

00:11:11Rosaline, are you the reverend of the devils?

00:11:13Yes, ma'am.

00:11:15I'm pregnant with the baby.

00:11:17But I'm very nervous.

00:11:18Come on.

00:11:20Mom, see, they came to you.

00:11:24Mom, see, they came to you.

00:11:26Who?

00:11:27Mom!

00:11:28What do you mean, Mom?

00:11:29What do you mean, Mom?

00:11:31I'm your son.

00:11:32When they stole from you in St. Bernardine Hospital on May 66.

00:11:36What is he talking about?

00:11:38I'm Antonio Castro de Ampuria Carbonell, Marquis of Atayuel.

00:11:42The title is for me, because I'm a virgin.

00:11:44Is this some kind of joke?

00:11:46I was born in 1966, but my son was born dead.

00:11:50No, you're lying.

00:11:52But they showed me the lifeless body of my little Feliciano.

00:11:57Feliciano?

00:11:58I'm glad they stole you.

00:12:00Don't think they're going to steal the baby from a marquis.

00:12:02They stole all the paintings at Coplovis.

00:12:05Look, my mother is injured in this case.

00:12:07If you love her, get out.

00:12:09Yes, you just want to take all the inheritance.

00:12:12Get out, I have nothing else.

00:12:13Out, or I'll call the police.

00:12:15Let me go, I'm the oldest.

00:12:17If they hadn't stolen me, I'd have reddened your neck.

00:12:19My condolences.

00:12:21Mom, I love you.

00:12:27In the name of Satan, I, Locresia Cautilia,

00:12:31of the undead of the underworld,

00:12:34order the forces of darkness

00:12:36to pour out their power upon me.

00:12:40And now, why am I calling the devil?

00:12:42For God.

00:12:44Let's eat, dear.

00:12:46You'll have a very tasty shake.

00:12:48Eat, this is for bodybuilders.

00:12:50Protein, as the doctor said.

00:12:51I won't drink that, look at my neck.

00:12:53You have to fill the bottle.

00:12:55Leave me alone, I have to study.

00:12:57Read Satan.

00:12:58No Satan, the baby is more important.

00:13:00Go to sleep.

00:13:02Now you need to calm down.

00:13:07Come on, come on, Susana.

00:13:09Come on, I made a trip.

00:13:11I caught the taxi driver by the neck.

00:13:15Is that a goat?

00:13:17No, pony with a horn.

00:13:18I'm going to catch the kids for them.

00:13:20And what is the goat for?

00:13:22To participate in the eco-farm,

00:13:23so we'll save taxes.

00:13:25Can't you plant tomatoes?

00:13:27That's better.

00:13:29We'll have milk,

00:13:30we can make cheese,

00:13:32boil sour milk,

00:13:34live shows.

00:13:35Do you have an accordion?

00:13:36Lola, can we talk?

00:13:37Shoo, shoo, shoo again, huh?

00:13:39Dad, who's driving her on the terrace

00:13:40so she doesn't get stuck in the hall?

00:13:42She's already stuck in the elevator,

00:13:44but these are junkies.

00:13:46It's easy for me.

00:13:47Go to the terrace, Susana,

00:13:48to see what a view there is.

00:13:51This is not a horse.

00:13:54Did you see that we shouldn't have

00:13:55brought him to the meeting?

00:13:56He's already doing stupid things.

00:13:57Javi, this is an eco-farm now.

00:13:58We have to participate in something.

00:14:00The goat is a wild animal.

00:14:01It has fangs and microbes.

00:14:03It can cause malformations of the fruit.

00:14:06Yes, the child will be born with a horn,

00:14:07not an asterisk.

00:14:09I'm talking to you.

00:14:10All day long.

00:14:12Javi, thanks to Dad,

00:14:13we'll save 180 euros a month.

00:14:15That's great, but...

00:14:16Look, I'm already starting to love him.

00:14:20First, someone has to take care of me.

00:14:23Me?

00:14:24You, from time to time.

00:14:26Boy, bring me a pill,

00:14:28because your tits are more dependent

00:14:30on those at Relook.

00:14:32I've got a lot together, dear.

00:14:34We took the house,

00:14:35we took the gadget,

00:14:36and Raquel,

00:14:37my super-friend,

00:14:38to whom I said everything.

00:14:40We shared...

00:14:42even the creams.

00:14:44This is a much longer blow.

00:14:45No, no, you're right.

00:14:46All Russians are bad.

00:14:48But you're a traitor.

00:14:49Stay without your girlfriend.

00:14:51We'll completely ignore her.

00:14:53You too.

00:14:54First it was Javi,

00:14:55now Sergio.

00:14:56If it doesn't work out,

00:14:57it'll be Enrique.

00:14:59I won't talk to her.

00:15:01You're a true friend.

00:15:04Okay, now you breathe.

00:15:06Concentrate on your children

00:15:08and sign up for yoga.

00:15:10I don't have money.

00:15:11Well, your head is up.

00:15:12Come on.

00:15:16It doesn't look so bad.

00:15:18Raquel, we've lost the gang.

00:15:20Oh, now we're a gang.

00:15:21Is there no one else

00:15:22except the gadget

00:15:23of your girlfriends?

00:15:24Sergio wasn't a gadget.

00:15:25Anyway,

00:15:26change your girlfriends

00:15:27for a man.

00:15:28And the question is,

00:15:29is it worth it?

00:15:30Is it a win?

00:15:31Sergio,

00:15:32change your temper

00:15:33or the wolf

00:15:34change his temper.

00:15:35Hm, wait a minute.

00:15:36I'm crying.

00:15:37Of course he'll change.

00:15:38Change his love for me.

00:15:40Are you living together?

00:15:41Yes.

00:15:42Let's hope it works out.

00:15:44Why wouldn't it work out?

00:15:45The story kills.

00:15:46When they're with you,

00:15:47they don't need to

00:15:48take care of you anymore.

00:15:49They let you go

00:15:50and leave you.

00:15:51Or not.

00:15:52Your magical prince

00:15:53will slowly but surely

00:15:54turn into Homer Simpson.

00:15:56Judith,

00:15:57what happened to Enrique

00:15:58doesn't mean...

00:15:59No, no,

00:16:00Enrique is the same.

00:16:01That's your advantage

00:16:02at 50.

00:16:03He can't let go.

00:16:04And Sergio

00:16:05won't let go.

00:16:06You'll tell me,

00:16:07but on the phone.

00:16:08If he doesn't come here,

00:16:09they'll cut me off.

00:16:15Look, Milo.

00:16:16We have a business

00:16:17for the eco farm.

00:16:18What's that?

00:16:19Eco coconuts.

00:16:20I know they're coconuts.

00:16:21What are they doing

00:16:22in my hall?

00:16:23Like under the sofa.

00:16:24I got Pasyano

00:16:25here from the village.

00:16:26He's coming

00:16:27to his granddaughter's wedding.

00:16:28We're selling

00:16:29eco eggs.

00:16:30Get out!

00:16:31Get out!

00:16:32Don't stress them

00:16:33because they'll get

00:16:34their asses kicked

00:16:35and they won't take them.

00:16:36Aren't the eggs

00:16:37for the cooperation?

00:16:38They won't understand.

00:16:39They'll take them

00:16:40for all of them.

00:16:41These coconuts

00:16:42are paper.

00:16:43They won't take them.

00:16:44Get out!

00:16:45No, wait.

00:16:46We have to tell them

00:16:47they'll get kicked out.

00:16:48But, Dor,

00:16:49the coconuts won't fly.

00:16:50What do you mean?

00:16:51What about the paper coconuts?

00:16:52I won't make a mess

00:16:53in my house.

00:16:54It's not yours.

00:16:55It's the bank's.

00:16:56We live illegally here.

00:16:57We have to pay

00:16:58the water and gas.

00:16:59If they don't stop them,

00:17:00we'll kill them.

00:17:01Milo!

00:17:02I know.

00:17:03Milo!

00:17:04These coconuts

00:17:05are our last hope.

00:17:08And what do they eat?

00:17:10Whatever you throw at them.

00:17:11Pasyano's

00:17:13Grandma Selim

00:17:14gives them leftovers.

00:17:15Carlota,

00:17:16help your mother.

00:17:17She looks confused.

00:17:26How did I get here?

00:17:28I had dreams,

00:17:29hopes.

00:17:30I wanted to go

00:17:31to Eurotips.

00:17:37Hello.

00:17:38How are you?

00:17:39Well,

00:17:40how beautiful you are.

00:17:42Yes,

00:17:43I know.

00:17:44You were crazy about me,

00:17:45weren't you?

00:17:46Wait, crazy?

00:17:47I was interested.

00:17:48Take your things.

00:17:49You're coming to live with me.

00:17:52Wait!

00:17:54Wait

00:17:55to realize

00:17:56you're meeting me.

00:17:57Yes,

00:17:58but let's skip that.

00:17:59When I decide something,

00:18:00I go.

00:18:01And your cousin?

00:18:02She'll be our love nest.

00:18:03How happy I'll be

00:18:04with her,

00:18:05you and me.

00:18:06And Raquel?

00:18:07And that fool Sergio.

00:18:08And he doesn't live there?

00:18:09Yes,

00:18:10but this relationship

00:18:11won't work.

00:18:12Our relationship

00:18:13looks good.

00:18:14Won't it be a little tight?

00:18:15You live in a caravan.

00:18:18Are you coming

00:18:19or not?

00:18:20Now?

00:18:21I'm coming.

00:18:22When you're done,

00:18:23here's the key.

00:18:24Get in

00:18:25and go right.

00:18:26Come on.

00:18:28Aren't we in a hurry?

00:18:29We haven't even kissed yet.

00:18:31I'll kiss you,

00:18:32but without a tongue,

00:18:33you bastard.

00:18:34We're starting badly.

00:18:36Come on,

00:18:37pack your things.

00:18:38I'll see you at home,

00:18:39darling.

00:18:43What should I do

00:18:44with the caravan?

00:18:45I'll hire another one.

00:18:47Mr. Resio,

00:18:48how are you?

00:18:49Did you find your mother?

00:18:51Yes,

00:18:52but my stupid brothers

00:18:53kicked me out

00:18:54so I wouldn't be a marquis.

00:18:55It's like a game of thrones.

00:18:56Are you a marquis?

00:18:57This woman

00:18:58can't be your mother.

00:18:59They even showed

00:19:00the dead child.

00:19:01The mafia

00:19:02that steals children

00:19:03had a baby in the fridge.

00:19:04They showed it

00:19:05to everyone.

00:19:06That's right.

00:19:07I saw it in the news.

00:19:08Jesus,

00:19:09there are so many bad people.

00:19:10Eloise is my mother

00:19:11and I think I can prove it.

00:19:12How?

00:19:13I don't know.

00:19:14I feel like something.

00:19:15No,

00:19:16you don't feel like anything.

00:19:17Leave the idiot to talk.

00:19:19They said

00:19:20she died at birth.

00:19:22So there must be a grave.

00:19:24If it's empty,

00:19:25it means it's you.

00:19:27I'll find Feliciano Castro's grave

00:19:28and bury him with charcoal.

00:19:30Antonio,

00:19:31to exhumate a corpse

00:19:32you need a court order.

00:19:33You have to look for it.

00:19:34An investigation will open.

00:19:37Or not.

00:19:38I'm going to get my mother.

00:19:39I want to see the empty grave

00:19:40with my own eyes.

00:19:41You're going to the water

00:19:42without going

00:19:43through the purifier.

00:19:44Antonio.

00:19:45How can you save me?

00:19:46We already have all the ingredients.

00:19:48Sodium caustic,

00:19:49methanol

00:19:50and used oil.

00:19:51What are you going to do,

00:19:52Arginiano?

00:19:54Don't be afraid

00:19:55it's very dangerous.

00:19:57Sodium is very corrosive.

00:19:58It can cause burns

00:19:59on the skin and eyes.

00:20:01Methanol vapors

00:20:02are toxic and flammable.

00:20:04Come on,

00:20:05the boy will die of laughter.

00:20:06It's very easy.

00:20:07This is a chemical reaction

00:20:08called transesterification.

00:20:10Bravo.

00:20:11Sodium chloride

00:20:12and methanol

00:20:13form sodium methoxide

00:20:15which breaks down

00:20:16the lipids

00:20:17in three glycerides

00:20:18of the oil

00:20:19and releases glycerin.

00:20:20It merges with methanol

00:20:21and forms biodiesel.

00:20:23I do it differently

00:20:24but it happens.

00:20:25Come on,

00:20:26pour the oil into the pot.

00:20:29Oh, Gregorio!

00:20:31You remind me

00:20:32of the smell

00:20:33of fried oil.

00:20:35The potato is spoiled.

00:20:37Pour it in.

00:20:39It's more powerful for the engine.

00:20:40Now we have to heat it

00:20:41to 55 degrees.

00:20:43But in Celsius?

00:20:45Of course.

00:20:46I know,

00:20:47you're challenging the question.

00:20:48Put on your masks

00:20:49and we'll prepare the methoxide.

00:20:51Come on,

00:20:52I'll pour the sodium chloride.

00:20:53Leave it,

00:20:54you're very impatient.

00:20:55The next night

00:20:56I'll make cola-calm.

00:20:57No, the foil

00:20:58has to be put in methanol.

00:20:59And you're going to pour

00:21:00the methanol here?

00:21:01It has to be done separately

00:21:02for the thermic reaction.

00:21:03What?

00:21:04Three spoons of soda.

00:21:05First,

00:21:06you have to strain it.

00:21:07It's very...

00:21:08Do it on the eye

00:21:09like the spider.

00:21:10I'll pour the methanol here.

00:21:11Don't pour more

00:21:12or you'll regret it.

00:21:13Don't pour more!

00:21:14Amador,

00:21:15stop,

00:21:16you have no idea.

00:21:17You too,

00:21:18you look like a madman

00:21:19from Back to the Future.

00:21:20You won't let me do anything.

00:21:21You'll clean it later.

00:21:22Is that how you're going to cook it?

00:21:23Be careful!

00:21:26What are you doing,

00:21:27you fool?

00:21:28Get out!

00:21:29Burn,

00:21:30burn!

00:21:31Get him out of the water!

00:21:32No, no, no,

00:21:33not cold water!

00:21:37It's coming,

00:21:38it's coming!

00:21:47Something's wrong,

00:21:48something's wrong!

00:21:50What a failure.

00:21:51Let's start from the beginning.

00:21:52Patience

00:21:53is the mother of science.

00:21:55Wonderful,

00:21:56we're going to die.

00:21:58I don't know why

00:21:59I turned to him,

00:22:00like I did before.

00:22:01He doesn't pay attention to me.

00:22:03He likes his crazy sister

00:22:04more than I do.

00:22:06Leave him alone,

00:22:07it's very convenient.

00:22:08We haven't been in love for months,

00:22:09and when we do,

00:22:10I have to disguise myself

00:22:11as the red hat,

00:22:12as an Indian

00:22:13or the girl

00:22:14from The Exorcist.

00:22:16Can you hear me?

00:22:17Wait downstairs.

00:22:18And now

00:22:19look for your mother around you.

00:22:21It turns out

00:22:22he was stolen from a child.

00:22:24What a story you have,

00:22:25dear.

00:22:27What am I telling you

00:22:28personal things?

00:22:30I don't know.

00:22:32Let me ask you,

00:22:33what are you planting?

00:22:34Well,

00:22:35pumpkin.

00:22:36It takes him

00:22:37six months to grow.

00:22:39Then I'll plant apricots.

00:22:40Two months.

00:22:41Then tomatoes.

00:22:42Six months.

00:22:43What should I plant?

00:22:44Cabbages are the fastest.

00:22:45And who wants cabbages?

00:22:47They're very tasty.

00:22:49I'll plant beans and apricots.

00:22:51No, no,

00:22:52beans and apricots

00:22:53can't be planted together.

00:22:54Why?

00:22:55They steal

00:22:56the nutrients.

00:22:57Even your plants

00:22:58make you dirty.

00:22:59Then what should we plant?

00:23:01Come on,

00:23:02all at once.

00:23:03Whatever comes out,

00:23:04this will...

00:23:06We'll have to water them,

00:23:07won't we?

00:23:08Wait,

00:23:09the beetles want more water

00:23:10than the cabbage.

00:23:11The cabbage wants more

00:23:12than the carrots,

00:23:13but...

00:23:14There's nothing.

00:23:15Come on,

00:23:16bring me carrots.

00:23:17But there's no water up here.

00:23:21What do you mean,

00:23:22there's no water?

00:23:23What for?

00:23:24To water the antenna?

00:23:26And why didn't you tell me

00:23:27before making the garden?

00:23:29I don't know,

00:23:30I thought you had a plan.

00:23:31What plan could I have?

00:23:32When there's no...

00:23:33water,

00:23:35there's no garden.

00:23:42Judith,

00:23:43you're so beautiful.

00:23:44Your face is so shiny

00:23:45from all the dust.

00:23:47This is the best moment

00:23:48in a woman's life.

00:23:50What do you want?

00:23:51Water for the garden.

00:23:52Yes,

00:23:53I told Koke.

00:23:54Come on,

00:23:55let's water it.

00:23:56And he said,

00:23:57there's no water here,

00:23:58and I asked him,

00:23:59why?

00:24:00And he said,

00:24:01I don't know.

00:24:02And then I told him,

00:24:04come on,

00:24:05Judith,

00:24:06she's a good girl,

00:24:07and I'm sure

00:24:08she'll include carrots.

00:24:09And why am I giving you water?

00:24:10To participate

00:24:11in the eco-farm.

00:24:12Don't tell me

00:24:13about the eco-farm.

00:24:14What,

00:24:15Krobyanka?

00:24:16A cabbage garden

00:24:17on a roof?

00:24:18What nonsense.

00:24:19But this nonsense

00:24:20has to be watered.

00:24:21Are you going to give us

00:24:22water or not?

00:24:23And who's going to pay

00:24:24for the garbage?

00:24:25Us,

00:24:26with carrots,

00:24:27and carrots.

00:24:28Carrots.

00:24:29I'm grateful

00:24:30I'm buying from a supermarket

00:24:31because it's cheaper.

00:24:32But they have pesticides.

00:24:33Maybe your baby

00:24:34will be born from it.

00:24:35Perda.

00:24:36And you,

00:24:37as an apostolic Catholic,

00:24:38you're a little nasty,

00:24:39mother.

00:24:40Then she confesses

00:24:41and it's done,

00:24:42a great deal of faith.

00:24:43Judith,

00:24:44pray.

00:24:45It's so nice,

00:24:46everyone's sitting

00:24:47in harmony.

00:24:50It's not connected

00:24:51to the river.

00:24:52Let's see there.

00:24:54I thought Enrique

00:24:55had over-raised

00:24:56but no.

00:24:57It's not by accident

00:24:58that the news are all red.

00:25:00Like Alice

00:25:01in Wonderland.

00:25:02Who's going to make

00:25:03the table?

00:25:05We're starting bad.

00:25:06Shut up.

00:25:07Hello,

00:25:08Martin.

00:25:09Fermin.

00:25:10Fermin Trujillo.

00:25:11Araceli Madariaga.

00:25:12Koke Kalatrava.

00:25:13Bertie Scobar.

00:25:14Is this the committee

00:25:15for the reception?

00:25:16The cake is missing.

00:25:17We worked in the garden

00:25:18upstairs

00:25:19and we needed...

00:25:21There's no water upstairs

00:25:22and we need it.

00:25:23Of course,

00:25:24I'll give it to you.

00:25:26First,

00:25:27a little goodwill.

00:25:28How much

00:25:29is it different

00:25:30from the shower?

00:25:31Tell us,

00:25:32but it's better

00:25:33if you throw

00:25:34a damage

00:25:35so you don't

00:25:36go up and down.

00:25:37Oh my God,

00:25:38we don't need

00:25:39a drink.

00:25:40We want you

00:25:41to throw us a carrot.

00:25:42Throw you what?

00:25:43To water

00:25:44the garden.

00:25:45There's no food upstairs

00:25:46and who's going

00:25:47to pay for this water?

00:25:48Us,

00:25:49with rolls

00:25:50and tomatoes.

00:25:51And you're going

00:25:52to give us

00:25:53milk from your goat.

00:25:55And why would I give you

00:25:56milk,

00:25:57when I've already

00:25:58given you water?

00:25:59Because we're

00:26:00going to give you

00:26:01rags.

00:26:02And what are they for?

00:26:03There's no use.

00:26:04You see,

00:26:05are you going

00:26:06to give us

00:26:07water or not,

00:26:08Martin?

00:26:09Fermin.

00:26:10Fermin.

00:26:11Fermin Trujillo.

00:26:12I'd give it to you,

00:26:13but there's no water

00:26:14because the one

00:26:15who's going

00:26:16to pay

00:26:17for this water

00:26:18is going

00:26:19to buy

00:26:20tomatoes

00:26:21and

00:26:22carrots

00:26:23for his

00:26:24wife.

00:26:25I'm not going

00:26:26to give you

00:26:27water.

00:26:28I'm going

00:26:29to buy

00:26:30tomatoes

00:26:31for my

00:26:32wife,

00:26:33Fermin.

00:26:34I said

00:26:35no.

00:26:36I'm not

00:26:37going

00:26:38to give you

00:26:39water.

00:26:40I'm

00:26:41going

00:26:42to buy

00:26:43tomatoes

00:26:44for my

00:26:45wife.

00:26:46I've already

00:26:47given her

00:26:48money.

00:26:49I'm

00:26:50Do you know how to do it?

00:26:52You'll do it.

00:26:53But I've never done a goat.

00:26:55Neither have I, I work with computers.

00:26:57Come on, we'll learn something new.

00:26:59It can't be that hard.

00:27:00Wait, you'll mix something up.

00:27:02I don't know how, relax a little, come on.

00:27:05But how?

00:27:06Do it.

00:27:07When you squeeze the tits, how?

00:27:09You don't have to be a Nobel laureate.

00:27:11You have to put your hand in your name to get used to it.

00:27:13Weird thing is the Internet, how does it globalize everything?

00:27:16You have to squeeze every tit like a mouth.

00:27:18That's enough, lift it up like a hand wheel.

00:27:20Hold it from behind.

00:27:22Yes, so that it fits me inside.

00:27:24Otherwise you won't make it, look at the video.

00:27:27Look at this rhythm.

00:27:29One, two, one, two.

00:27:31Come on, your turn.

00:27:33Yes, let's act like we'll stand like this until tomorrow.

00:27:39And Sosenka, beautiful, relax a little.

00:27:45One, two, one, two.

00:27:48Don't turn it.

00:27:49It smells like a village.

00:27:51One, two.

00:27:52One.

00:27:53Nothing comes out.

00:27:54You have to massage for a minute to stimulate the milk.

00:27:57One drop comes out.

00:28:00Here.

00:28:01This has to be thrown away, it cleans the canal.

00:28:03Wait, wait.

00:28:04It's going to sting me.

00:28:08Wait, Sosenka.

00:28:09But really.

00:28:10And if we use the pump for the socks?

00:28:13How are we going to put the pump on the goat?

00:28:15I think everyone uses it.

00:28:17I'll take the gloves.

00:28:19I hope this goat doesn't have milk.

00:28:21The gypsy told me you make chocolate every day.

00:28:23Maybe she's hungry.

00:28:24Did she eat?

00:28:25I gave her cornflakes, but she didn't eat it.

00:28:28Yes, the goats need to graze in the field.

00:28:30How do I know?

00:28:31I'm from the beach.

00:28:32They ask me about sardines.

00:28:33I don't give a damn about sardines.

00:28:35They have a lot of iron.

00:28:36Come on, let's go grazing.

00:28:38Where?

00:28:39To the falcons.

00:28:40Come on.

00:28:41To the devil's park.

00:28:43My dear Milo, how many eggs do we have now?

00:28:45None.

00:28:46What do you mean?

00:28:47They've been laying eggs all day.

00:28:48I'm sure you can tell the difference.

00:28:50Beyoncé is very nervous.

00:28:51Who?

00:28:52Beyoncé.

00:28:53She's over there.

00:28:54I'm the fat ass.

00:28:55And this is Lady Gaga.

00:28:56How nice, Milo.

00:28:57The kids are communicating with nature.

00:28:59Great.

00:29:00Maybe they're not laying eggs because they're locked up.

00:29:02Grandma let them out of the house.

00:29:04Yes, Milo.

00:29:05You're keeping them in a concentration camp.

00:29:07They have to be free and happy.

00:29:09They're eating flowers and sucking everything.

00:29:11Sucking?

00:29:12Come on, Gaga.

00:29:13This is Thor.

00:29:14We'll sell him later.

00:29:15Who's going to buy a coconut?

00:29:17Take them out of the garden for the maroons.

00:29:19The circle of life, Milo.

00:29:20We're all coming from the line.

00:29:22What a mess.

00:29:23No, Nanno.

00:29:24Don't drag them.

00:29:25Get out.

00:29:26If they don't lay eggs,

00:29:27I'll take them back to the village.

00:29:29Wait.

00:29:30They're still adapting.

00:29:31Are they fed well?

00:29:32No, because they're stupid.

00:29:33We throw away the remains and the birds,

00:29:35and they don't lay eggs.

00:29:37We throw away the remains and the birds,

00:29:39and they don't lay eggs.

00:29:40Damned kids.

00:29:42We have to put up a sign.

00:29:44Yes.

00:29:45No, no, no.

00:29:46I refuse to put this up in my designer garden.

00:29:48We're a crowd.

00:29:49Come on, kids.

00:29:50Make a sign.

00:29:51Great.

00:29:54Milo, look at the coconut.

00:29:56Hypnotize the coconut.

00:29:58He's the kid who talks to coconuts.

00:30:02Coconut,

00:30:03did they make you rich?

00:30:06If what this man says is true,

00:30:08can he be your brother?

00:30:09Mom, there are no frauds in our family.

00:30:11How did you know I lost the baby?

00:30:13The date said so.

00:30:15He must have learned it.

00:30:16He's probably a professional fraudster.

00:30:18Now you have to rest.

00:30:20Your tea, ma'am.

00:30:21Thank you, Marilyn.

00:30:23Rosaline, Mom.

00:30:24Don't worry her.

00:30:25Let her be filled with emotions.

00:30:29Yes, ma'am.

00:30:30Bye, beautiful.

00:30:31Beautiful, Mom.

00:30:32Yes, beautiful.

00:30:37Mom!

00:30:38For God's sake,

00:30:39what are you doing here again?

00:30:41I'll prove to you that I'm the little Feliciano.

00:30:44My baby died.

00:30:45You're my mother.

00:30:46I feel it in my heart.

00:30:47I'm not.

00:30:48You are.

00:30:49Please leave.

00:30:50What else, Mom?

00:30:51I've been depressed for five years,

00:30:53and I don't want to go through that again.

00:30:56I can't.

00:30:57I don't want your money,

00:30:58not even the titles.

00:30:59Well, the title, yes.

00:31:01I lived a lie for 47 years.

00:31:04Ha!

00:31:05I lived a lie for 46 years.

00:31:07I want to go back to my mother.

00:31:12Okay.

00:31:13I agree.

00:31:14Let's go.

00:31:15Where?

00:31:16Out of nowhere.

00:31:17Wait until you get a little far.

00:31:20Can I?

00:31:21No, you can't.

00:31:24This time it's not a big deal.

00:31:26This is a significant improvement.

00:31:28Will this move the car?

00:31:29No, because it's not a biodiesel yet.

00:31:31We need to mix the oil and the methoxide

00:31:33to create a reaction that will break the molecules.

00:31:36Okay, guys.

00:31:37How do we mix it?

00:31:38As you wish.

00:31:39Give it rhythm, pal.

00:31:41Osu!

00:31:42Do you want to do something?

00:31:48How long do I have to do it?

00:31:50One hour.

00:31:51How long?

00:31:52And don't stop,

00:31:53or it'll reverse the reaction.

00:31:54Amazor!

00:31:55Amazor!

00:31:56Amazor!

00:31:57Beer.

00:31:59Hello, dear.

00:32:00I'm here.

00:32:01Hello, Mimi.

00:32:02How was your day?

00:32:03I'm not talking to you.

00:32:04Seriously, break my heart.

00:32:06Hello.

00:32:07Hello.

00:32:08How were the pictures?

00:32:09Exhausting.

00:32:10It was very tense.

00:32:11I found out that Vladimir is a homosexual

00:32:13and I don't know how to tell Lucrezia

00:32:15because she loves me,

00:32:16but she loves him too.

00:32:17But I have to wake her up.

00:32:18I vowed to destroy the undead.

00:32:20Isn't it a bit of a sad story?

00:32:22No, no, no.

00:32:23This is a psychodrama with a nuance of

00:32:25the terrible science fiction.

00:32:27Hey, hey, hey.

00:32:28Get out of here.

00:32:29This is my place.

00:32:30Leave him alone.

00:32:31He's exhausted.

00:32:32Hello.

00:32:33Hello, dear.

00:32:34How was work?

00:32:35Normal.

00:32:36What is he doing here?

00:32:37I'll introduce you to my gadget.

00:32:39We'll live together.

00:32:40Since when is it a gadget?

00:32:41This morning.

00:32:42But we've been seeing each other secretly for a long time.

00:32:45I don't share my personal things.

00:32:47Can we talk?

00:32:48Of course.

00:32:49Get dressed.

00:32:50No, don't get dressed.

00:32:51Yes.

00:32:52No.

00:32:53Yes.

00:32:54What should I do?

00:32:55Get dressed.

00:32:56I'm so happy.

00:32:57Are you kidding me?

00:32:58Throw him out of the house so you can eat me.

00:33:00Is that the only way you can fall in love?

00:33:02Nines, Sergio and I need intimacy.

00:33:06We're just getting started.

00:33:08This is a magical moment in our relationship.

00:33:14Here's the magic in action.

00:33:16Oh, my God.

00:33:17Oh, my God.

00:33:18Oh, my God.

00:33:21Do you see he's dead?

00:33:23Let's get out of here.

00:33:24This grave is fake.

00:33:25The mafia that steals children made it so there's no suspicion.

00:33:29No one will ever find out.

00:33:30And how?

00:33:32What are you going to do?

00:33:33Watch out.

00:33:38Eloisa, what are you doing?

00:33:40A Spanish nobleman to destroy graves?

00:33:46Here he is.

00:33:47They buried him, but there's not even half a meter.

00:33:50What?

00:33:51A gift from the Marseillais.

00:33:52Because the client can't pay.

00:33:57What kind of jacket is this?

00:33:59Looks like a cider jacket.

00:34:00Okay, I believe him.

00:34:01But don't open it.

00:34:02My mouth is dry.

00:34:03Marilin, Marilin, Marilin.

00:34:06Look, Mom.

00:34:07It's empty.

00:34:11You have hair and everything.

00:34:13He really died.

00:34:15Police?

00:34:16An old woman is burning graves in the cemetery.

00:34:21This is a shame.

00:34:27Gentlemen, we have biodiesel.

00:34:30Here it is.

00:34:31That's disgusting.

00:34:32What's that down there?

00:34:33Glycerin.

00:34:34Mom, watch out.

00:34:35It's a chemical.

00:34:36It's a chemical.

00:34:37It's a chemical.

00:34:38It's a chemical.

00:34:39It's a chemical.

00:34:40It's a chemical.

00:34:41It's a chemical.

00:34:42It's a chemical.

00:34:43Mom, watch out.

00:34:44It's gonna blow up.

00:34:45No, nitroglycerin doesn't exist.

00:34:47That would make soap.

00:34:48Yeah, and the shampoo for the hemorrhoids.

00:34:50It's my first choice.

00:34:51I have to check if it works.

00:34:54Easy.

00:34:55How?

00:34:56How?

00:34:57With your car.

00:34:58The ride begins.

00:34:59You'll get free fuel.

00:35:01What do you mean free?

00:35:06And out with your car, Leo.

00:35:07Exhausted, Leo.

00:35:08Exhausted.

00:35:09Here he comes.

00:35:10Damn it.

00:35:11Oh, God.

00:35:13If you steal my car, you'll pay for it.

00:35:16It'll run better, with less gas, less noise, and less fuel.

00:35:20In case it's a bio-diesel that's not very safe.

00:35:23And why do you need the car if you don't go anywhere?

00:35:25Just to kill yourself in the garage, you have to burn it.

00:35:28It's ready. Give me contact, let's see.

00:35:35Don't burn it. It won't happen.

00:35:38Be more persistent.

00:35:39Is the caustic soda dirty?

00:35:41We need to drain the oil.

00:35:43You'll leave me without a battery.

00:35:46Ah, it's on.

00:35:49It's using oil.

00:35:51This is the Kroketomobil.

00:35:53Brain, we made a bio-diesel, come here.

00:35:56Watch out, I took off my swimming trunks.

00:35:59We have fuel for the Eco-Farm, I'll tell the Home Office.

00:36:01Don't tell anyone. We'll sell our bio-diesel.

00:36:04Amador, this is for the Eco-Farm.

00:36:06Next time, we'll make a gas station.

00:36:08And where?

00:36:09Here.

00:36:10The gas station, the lions. I like it.

00:36:13We'll get rich.

00:36:16You don't have a swimming trunk?

00:36:18Look at the cucumber.

00:36:20It's starved more than the survivors.

00:36:23Fermin can't swim here.

00:36:25It says it's forbidden to step on the grass.

00:36:27It doesn't say he can't eat.

00:36:28People will laugh at us.

00:36:30Ma'am, I'm not laughing at your poor dog.

00:36:33I'll have the barber cut his back hair.

00:36:36Fermin, you can't talk to people like that.

00:36:38The barbershop is agony, and you're exhausted.

00:36:40Me?

00:36:41You're a wise guy, but there's something inside you that doesn't...

00:36:44Psychoanalytical, and it's happening now.

00:36:46I've helped a lot of people, because I have a very important quality.

00:36:49I can listen.

00:36:50And talk. Talk like a soldier.

00:36:53For example, Suleiman. When we met, he was drunk.

00:36:56He had six wives in Senegal.

00:36:58Dalai Lama will be exhausted by this.

00:37:00But I put him in the ambulance and he got up.

00:37:03This watch is from him.

00:37:05Do you see it?

00:37:06I know, I paid for it.

00:37:07Are you trying to get back at me?

00:37:08I didn't ask you for anything.

00:37:10Fermin Trujillo owes nothing to anyone.

00:37:13That's why we ran away from your apartment.

00:37:15Go to hell.

00:37:17His money for your watch.

00:37:20You're not good with your nerves.

00:37:22With my nerves?

00:37:23I'm sorry.

00:37:24What?

00:37:25Don't you know that the income can only be earned

00:37:27on regulated bars?

00:37:29Look, my grandma died and...

00:37:31Your grandma died?

00:37:32You're not telling me anything.

00:37:33Yes, yes, she died.

00:37:34Grandma Felisa, the owner of the goat.

00:37:36Ah, yes, yes, yes.

00:37:38The woman was 96 years old.

00:37:41The candle was blown very hard and she got an embolism.

00:37:44She hit her face in the cake.

00:37:46If you know how they cleaned the chocolate

00:37:49in the funeral home.

00:37:51The goat is depressed.

00:37:52Yes.

00:37:53I'm very sorry for Grandma Felisa,

00:37:55but the deposit is 200 euros.

00:37:57200 euros?

00:37:59For what she ate a little grass?

00:38:01I'm sorry, but you can't go to the dogs

00:38:03where they do shopping in the alleys.

00:38:05You don't see them, do you?

00:38:07If we see them.

00:38:08But since you don't have anywhere to go.

00:38:10Calm down.

00:38:11No, no.

00:38:12You stress my goat and I'll stop the milk.

00:38:14How will I give it to them later?

00:38:16Will you answer me?

00:38:17And will you give it to them?

00:38:19Yes, but at home.

00:38:20And can't you do that?

00:38:21That lady over there is feeding her baby.

00:38:23Will you give it to her?

00:38:24Let him not be seen and hold.

00:38:27Excuse him.

00:38:28My father-in-law is 30 years old.

00:38:30He burns the beach and he's in hell in the sun.

00:38:32How are you?

00:38:33Why didn't I get your picture?

00:38:35I don't know how this works.

00:38:37Would you like to come with me to the pictures?

00:38:39I'm going.

00:38:40The car is down.

00:38:41I'm coming right away.

00:38:43Eat.

00:38:44Take care of the goat.

00:38:46You can't go.

00:38:47You'll suffocate him.

00:38:48Dirty scum.

00:38:50So you're the father-in-law?

00:38:52It's not proven.

00:38:53My father was a big whore and...

00:38:55The documents.

00:38:56Yes.

00:39:01Dear, what a magical prince.

00:39:03How does he do magic?

00:39:05I'm very good.

00:39:06I'm jumping from happiness.

00:39:08Lies.

00:39:09Your cousin told me he made a porum pompero.

00:39:13Homer Simpson wonders.

00:39:16Judith, are you crazy?

00:39:17Give me that.

00:39:18What are you doing?

00:39:19I was laughing at my girlfriend.

00:39:21The drugs can affect the baby's brain.

00:39:23You need to keep an electromagnetic hygiene.

00:39:25You want me not to talk on the phone?

00:39:27Oh, this water is hot.

00:39:29Get out right now.

00:39:30You'll overheat the fruit.

00:39:32Can't the eggs be boiled?

00:39:34What is this?

00:39:35Alcohol?

00:39:36No, tonic.

00:39:37Give it to me.

00:39:38It smells like gin.

00:39:39I drank a little, Enrique.

00:39:40This is my moment of relaxation.

00:39:42If you don't take motherhood seriously,

00:39:44we're going to have a problem.

00:39:46Yes, we will, because you're stressing me out.

00:39:48In the end, I'm going to lose him

00:39:50because of the trouble you're causing me.

00:39:52Don't say that now.

00:39:54How are we going to baptize him?

00:39:56Call him.

00:39:57I'm going to go so you don't catch a cold.

00:39:59Enrique, stop it.

00:40:04Oh, you're so wet.

00:40:06What do you want?

00:40:07I'm going to the bathroom.

00:40:09Oh, you're so wet.

00:40:10What do you want?

00:40:11Therapy.

00:40:12I have an injury.

00:40:13No, don't work without...

00:40:16...an early hour.

00:40:20I've been looking for her everywhere, but...

00:40:22...I can't find her.

00:40:23I don't know who I am anymore.

00:40:26Mom, where are you, Mom?

00:40:31Wait a minute.

00:40:32You're telling me you've ruined a baby's grave

00:40:34to show it to his mother?

00:40:37You had hair and everything.

00:40:39And long, long nails.

00:40:41How is that possible?

00:40:43Antonio, you're very bad.

00:40:45What do you want me to be?

00:40:46My life is a pantomime.

00:40:48And what would be good for you

00:40:50is to change the situation.

00:40:52Didn't you want to move...

00:40:54...far away?

00:40:55No.

00:40:56This cooperation needs me.

00:40:57We're divorced,

00:40:58and we have a lesbian housekeeper.

00:41:00Join the Eco-Farm.

00:41:01You'll spread out

00:41:02and stop thinking about your mother.

00:41:04What am I supposed to do there?

00:41:05They don't want me.

00:41:06No one likes me.

00:41:08Focus on a project.

00:41:10Something you like.

00:41:12Something that works for you.

00:41:14Let's invite the Eco-Farm.

00:41:16My project will be to start this project.

00:41:18Great.

00:41:1960 euros.

00:41:20Yes, yes, yes.

00:41:25Open the closet.

00:41:26Get out.

00:41:27You're sick.

00:41:28I'm a psychologist.

00:41:29I'm leaving later than I came in.

00:41:31Should I stop now?

00:41:32No.

00:41:34What is this?

00:41:35The housekeeper is watering the garden.

00:41:38And now?

00:41:39No.

00:41:40How are we?

00:41:42Mystical lesbians.

00:41:44Show yourself.

00:41:46Antonio.

00:41:48You're pulling my hair.

00:41:51This is a serious violation

00:41:53of the aesthetics of the facade.

00:41:55What are you saying?

00:41:56We can remove it

00:41:57when we're done.

00:41:58What are you saying?

00:41:59We can remove it

00:42:00when we're done.

00:42:01Remove it now.

00:42:02This is a pillar for the rats.

00:42:04Is this what they're going to use?

00:42:07You look like you haven't watched

00:42:08The Impossible Show.

00:42:10They're throwing soap bubbles

00:42:11at the walls.

00:42:13Then why do they have an MRI?

00:42:16So they don't smell like soap bubbles.

00:42:18Antonio.

00:42:20Let us work in peace.

00:42:22What are you doing there?

00:42:23They're my friends.

00:42:24What?

00:42:25Come on.

00:42:26It's time.

00:42:27We're watering the garden.

00:42:28What are you doing?

00:42:29You're going to pull my hair.

00:42:31You'll regret it.

00:42:33What's wrong with him?

00:42:35I hate it when they wet him.

00:42:38How can you be married

00:42:39to such a person?

00:42:40We were very young

00:42:41when we got married.

00:42:42And Antonio

00:42:43was very nice at first.

00:42:45Didn't you have other gadgets

00:42:46before that?

00:42:47I got out of the cement factory

00:42:49but it didn't work.

00:42:51There was no feeling in the bed.

00:42:53I wasn't a man before marriage.

00:42:55You're so silly.

00:42:58Hey, give me that.

00:43:01Hilario opened your eyes.

00:43:04And you?

00:43:05You don't care

00:43:06if you're a counselor

00:43:07or a nurse

00:43:08or a Brazilian.

00:43:11Me?

00:43:12You were kissing the doorman,

00:43:13weren't you?

00:43:15I was confused.

00:43:16I felt very lonely.

00:43:18Yes.

00:43:19You like Coppola like everyone else.

00:43:25Should I stop the evening?

00:43:27Oh, my God.

00:43:29Brokeback Garden.

00:43:35Milo! Milo!

00:43:36We made biodiesel.

00:43:37I'll make a gas station.

00:43:39What about the chickens?

00:43:40Do they lay eggs?

00:43:41They don't lay anything.

00:43:42They just eat and shit.

00:43:44Don't worry.

00:43:45I have a solution.

00:43:46I'll introduce you to Perico.

00:43:48Look at him.

00:43:49He'll give salami to everyone.

00:43:51You'll see how he lays eggs.

00:43:53The chickens don't need

00:43:54to lay eggs.

00:43:55You don't need me

00:43:56to lay eggs.

00:43:57Not at all.

00:43:58Yes.

00:43:59The eggs hatch on their own.

00:44:00Yes.

00:44:01That's their ovulation.

00:44:02What does Perico do?

00:44:03Break the egg?

00:44:04No.

00:44:05He makes it with the chick.

00:44:06Why did she break the egg?

00:44:07How should I know?

00:44:08Didn't they explain it to me

00:44:09in school?

00:44:10Because you thought you were stupid.

00:44:11You think they fly.

00:44:12It doesn't matter.

00:44:13If Perico makes them,

00:44:14they'll let go.

00:44:15Amador,

00:44:16if Perico makes the chickens,

00:44:17we'll have chickens.

00:44:18Little ones.

00:44:19Chickens!

00:44:21We'll breed them

00:44:22and sell them

00:44:23in front of Corte Inglés.

00:44:24No.

00:44:25We'll keep the chickens.

00:44:26Yes,

00:44:27so they'll grow up

00:44:28and lay more eggs

00:44:29and we'll have more chickens.

00:44:30With that,

00:44:31we'll get rich.

00:44:32We won't get rich

00:44:33because they don't lay eggs.

00:44:34They should lay eggs

00:44:35because we need to water

00:44:36and feed them.

00:44:37I know.

00:44:38What do you think

00:44:39he's doing in the tunnel?

00:44:40You're sexy

00:44:41like a farmer

00:44:42looking for a pig.

00:44:45I just missed

00:44:46ending the day.

00:44:47Look, Perico.

00:44:48Chase Lady Gaga.

00:44:49I'll get her.

00:44:51Come on, Perico.

00:44:52Oh, yeah!

00:44:55Oh!

00:44:57Oh, teacher,

00:44:58you're gloomy.

00:44:59The news of the collapse.

00:45:01Your beloved Lucrezia

00:45:03is falling into your lap.

00:45:05Why is Fernando Van Helsinki

00:45:07still alive?

00:45:09I kissed

00:45:10the evil lord.

00:45:12Who were you talking to?

00:45:14You ungrateful tramp.

00:45:16How dare you

00:45:17argue

00:45:18the will of the queen

00:45:19of the twelfth throne?

00:45:21Is this a children's show?

00:45:22The goat

00:45:23is the incarnated Satan.

00:45:24The Satan

00:45:25transforms into a goat.

00:45:26Stop!

00:45:28I'd transform

00:45:29into a dragon

00:45:30or into Brad Pitt

00:45:31to make Angelina.

00:45:32What's going on?

00:45:33I said it right.

00:45:34Lola,

00:45:35your father can't be here.

00:45:36He doesn't talk.

00:45:37He thinks he's in a movie.

00:45:38But that doesn't make any sense.

00:45:40The vampire's time.

00:45:41What time

00:45:42is this vampire?

00:45:43It's a vampire.

00:45:44A vampire will be born

00:45:45who will rule the world

00:45:46and the Satan

00:45:47will become evil.

00:45:48No, no.

00:45:49The goat is a vampire.

00:45:50It's not a children's show.

00:45:52No, it's not.

00:45:54Dad, sit down.

00:45:55Be quiet.

00:45:56Don't be nervous.

00:45:57Let's write it down.

00:45:59We have 40 pages to go.

00:46:04Why don't you

00:46:05involve Frankenstein?

00:46:07He could be the teacher.

00:46:09Ready?

00:46:10Three,

00:46:11two,

00:46:12camera.

00:46:17What are you going to put

00:46:18on the goat's throat?

00:46:19A pump.

00:46:20I can't do it with my hands.

00:46:21This one won't last

00:46:22for a coffee.

00:46:23Look at those boobs.

00:46:24It needs milk.

00:46:25Son,

00:46:26I miss you.

00:46:27Why don't you

00:46:28come home

00:46:29and cook for me?

00:46:30Don't start again.

00:46:31You have to take care of your wife.

00:46:32But you don't take care

00:46:33of your wife.

00:46:34You give her a goat.

00:46:36That's right.

00:46:37Why do I have to

00:46:38take care of her?

00:46:39So my father-in-law

00:46:40can take care of her?

00:46:41Fernando,

00:46:42I have to finish you.

00:46:45But how can I kill you

00:46:46like I love you?

00:46:50Lucrezia.

00:46:52Fernando!

00:46:54What's that on your face?

00:46:56I'm not Fernando.

00:46:58I'm the Valkensinator.

00:47:01They're sending me

00:47:02from the future

00:47:03to destroy the mother

00:47:04of Vampirolaka

00:47:06before he takes over the world.

00:47:08No!

00:47:10No!

00:47:11Stop!

00:47:12Who the hell are you?

00:47:14Why didn't you

00:47:15send me the picture?

00:47:16Dad,

00:47:17turn off the phone.

00:47:18I'm sorry.

00:47:19I'm sorry.

00:47:20One more picture

00:47:21of the wind.

00:47:22And you have to

00:47:23say it right.

00:47:24This idea

00:47:25comes from the future

00:47:26like in the ad

00:47:27for Berlin.

00:47:28I don't see it.

00:47:29I often say it.

00:47:30What's my motivation?

00:47:31What drives me?

00:47:32The batteries.

00:47:33You're a robot.

00:47:35What if he falls in love with me?

00:47:37No,

00:47:38he wants to kill you.

00:47:39Yes.

00:47:40Fermin,

00:47:41either you come

00:47:42and take care of the goat

00:47:43or I'll send her

00:47:44to protect the animals.

00:47:45Will she give milk?

00:47:46How can she give milk?

00:47:47They give more

00:47:48when they're pregnant.

00:47:49Who is he?

00:47:50Dad,

00:47:51he's an expert too.

00:47:52No, no,

00:47:53he's right.

00:47:54We have to be fair.

00:47:55Of course,

00:47:56and where will we find

00:47:57the goat gadget?

00:47:58Drive her to the zoo.

00:48:00No, no, no.

00:48:02Bring her here.

00:48:03What?

00:48:04To the pictures?

00:48:05Yes,

00:48:06I'll take care of her.

00:48:10We have half-price

00:48:11bio-diesel.

00:48:12Good for the engine

00:48:13and your pockets.

00:48:14Buy your bio-fuel.

00:48:16Why don't you

00:48:17have a drink?

00:48:18No, no,

00:48:19I'm not a drinker,

00:48:20I'm the boss.

00:48:21I'll check the tires.

00:48:22Quiet,

00:48:23the client is coming.

00:48:26Is this fuel

00:48:27or is it really

00:48:28bio-diesel?

00:48:29No, sir,

00:48:30it's good bio-diesel.

00:48:31I make it here

00:48:32in front of you

00:48:33like sushi.

00:48:34Don't you steal my engine?

00:48:35No,

00:48:36I put it in my car

00:48:37and it runs like a gun.

00:48:38Come on,

00:48:39give me 20 euros

00:48:40and I'll try it.

00:48:4120 euros

00:48:42for 80 centiliters.

00:48:4325 liters?

00:48:44Yes, yes.

00:48:45They're calling me

00:48:46from the lab.

00:48:47Should I check your tires?

00:48:48No, thank you.

00:48:49We only have 4 liters.

00:48:51We'll do more,

00:48:52it'll never be enough.

00:48:54It's too slow.

00:48:55Is there a problem?

00:48:56No, no,

00:48:57would you like to come

00:48:58in an hour?

00:48:59Or a good morning?

00:49:00We're busy with work.

00:49:01Okay,

00:49:02we'll come in the morning.

00:49:03I'll wash your glass.

00:49:04No, get out.

00:49:09Now I understand

00:49:10the romances of the lighters.

00:49:11Come on,

00:49:12let's make bio-diesel.

00:49:13Give me your car.

00:49:16Superb!

00:49:17Superb!

00:49:18Superb!

00:49:19Superb!

00:49:20Superb!

00:49:21Superb!

00:49:22Superb!

00:49:23Superb!

00:49:24Ecopower Revolution.

00:49:29I told you 4 times

00:49:30that I wanted to go to a coffee shop.

00:49:31Stop the video.

00:49:32I told you 4 times.

00:49:33Take it.

00:49:34Go to the coffee shop.

00:49:35Not a lumberjack.

00:49:36It's time,

00:49:37where are you going?

00:49:38I didn't want to get in the car.

00:49:39Come on,

00:49:40take care of her.

00:49:41I'm going to the shop.

00:49:42No,

00:49:43I'll take the car.

00:49:44No, no, no, no.

00:49:47Look, Sosenka, meet Satan.

00:49:50Isn't he handsome?

00:49:51Are you crazy? You'll fuck them here.

00:49:53What? To pay them a cruise on the Caribbean?

00:49:55Look, Satan, look, look, look, look what a pussy, huh?

00:50:00Oh, what a pussy, huh?

00:50:02If I tell him, no one will believe me.

00:50:04Do you believe, Satan?

00:50:05We can be tired of the pictures.

00:50:07We don't know how to fuck goats.

00:50:08Like everyone else.

00:50:10Look, Satan, grab his neck like this and do like this.

00:50:15I'm off.

00:50:16Lola?

00:50:17Wait a minute, Zayti is laughing.

00:50:21Nothing, Satan is very shy.

00:50:24Let's go.

00:50:25No, no, I'll get to artificial insemination.

00:50:27Yes.

00:50:29You're driving me crazy, Sergio, where you think about Marlon Brando,

00:50:32and you're driving my husband for a statistician.

00:50:34No, no, it's more for the agency.

00:50:36And you're driving my father for a cap,

00:50:38who looks like a village whore,

00:50:40and he keeps drinking all the time.

00:50:42Don't shout. Let's talk in the dressing room.

00:50:44I'll start killing people. I'll become a walking senator.

00:50:47I have risk tolerance.

00:50:49The floor is very slippery, and my father comes to help me, to control me.

00:50:56Dad?

00:50:58Quiet, he's almost ready.

00:51:01THE WIFE

00:51:04Koke, we need to talk.

00:51:06What did the housekeeper and my wife come up with?

00:51:08Stas?

00:51:10Speak! What are they doing up there?

00:51:12They're cooking tomatoes, carrots, pumpkins, onions...

00:51:16What else?

00:51:18Tuna, beans, carrots, cabbage...

00:51:20All vegetables, or will you kill me?

00:51:23They're not doing anything strange, they have a good friendship.

00:51:27Just that...

00:51:29All right, housekeeper, go get some rest.

00:51:31You have a long day at the hippie farm tomorrow.

00:51:33Yes, yes, I'm going. I'm very tired. The sun...

00:51:36That's all you needed.

00:51:38Where are you going?

00:51:42To the city garden.

00:51:43You'll have a pool tomorrow.

00:51:49I'm not at the premiere of Tom Cruise's latest movie.

00:51:52Do you want to see the stars?

00:51:53No.

00:51:54What's wrong?

00:51:55Nothing.

00:51:56Do you have a beer?

00:51:57No.

00:51:58Did you buy one?

00:51:59So you don't.

00:52:00I'm not your servant.

00:52:02Raquel, what do you need to tell me how you are?

00:52:05That you're a whore.

00:52:06What?

00:52:07A whore, while you're sleeping.

00:52:09How did I get scared?

00:52:10It's not that bad.

00:52:11What do you mean?

00:52:12We just started, and you're already letting go.

00:52:15My old man has never let go before me.

00:52:18No, no, we were at war.

00:52:20What nonsense.

00:52:21Raquel, I did it.

00:52:22You messed with me.

00:52:23You have to look after me every day.

00:52:26If there's any gas, everyone can let it out.

00:52:28Never.

00:52:29Have you ever heard me fart while I'm sleeping?

00:52:31No, because you're sleeping.

00:52:32No, because I'm not farting, nor am I sleeping, nor am I waking up.

00:52:35Is that right?

00:52:36Are you a mountaineer?

00:52:37Your throat is getting healthier with the speed of the wind.

00:52:40You shut up.

00:52:41Raquel, you have gas like everyone else, and I'll prove it to you.

00:52:44I'll stay awake all night and watch you.

00:52:46I'll write you down.

00:52:47Okay.

00:52:48During the day I catch vampires, but in the morning...

00:52:50Not much.

00:52:51A lot.

00:52:57We don't have to wait that long.

00:52:59What do you mean?

00:53:00What do you mean?

00:53:01Honey, they're shaking, the baby...

00:53:03The director comes in and tells my father and my husband to masturbate to Satan.

00:53:07To the devils.

00:53:08I didn't fart.

00:53:09And Susana doesn't give milk and he says...

00:53:11Me?

00:53:12You, you.

00:53:13I don't care who said it.

00:53:15Stop acting like idiots with this goat.

00:53:18Honey, you have to eat.

00:53:20I'm not hungry.

00:53:21My stomach is full.

00:53:24She's got a temper.

00:53:26She's mad at me.

00:53:27Why did she say I proposed?

00:53:29You have one.

00:53:30She's mad at you every day.

00:53:32I'm a pedestal for her.

00:53:34What pedestal?

00:53:35What?

00:53:36I'm sure...

00:53:37I'm sure I've done something really bad in another life.

00:53:39You haven't done much in this one either.

00:53:41I haven't forgotten about the Russian.

00:53:43Neither have I about the park.

00:53:44Here.

00:53:45You owe me 200 euros.

00:53:46What is this?

00:53:47What is it?

00:53:48The globe.

00:53:49But did they dig it?

00:53:50Of course.

00:53:52That's bad.

00:53:53It's bad.

00:53:54I have a problem with the authorities.

00:53:56But by the time I said it, I was already regretting it.

00:53:58You should have kept your mouth shut.

00:54:00Well, it's not exactly the same time, but there's one fun thing.

00:54:03Like when Manolo Escobar sings on playback and his lips don't fit.

00:54:07But don't worry about that.

00:54:09You won't get it.

00:54:11But I already paid for it.

00:54:12Are you stupid?

00:54:13You should have run away.

00:54:15Yes, with the goat.

00:54:16She runs more than you.

00:54:17Whatever. What are we going to do?

00:54:18With the globe?

00:54:19With the goat.

00:54:20I don't know.

00:54:21Let's think of something.

00:54:22But first, let's have dinner.

00:54:41Araceli!

00:54:42How long are you going to pretend that there's nothing going on between us?

00:54:46Come back, sinner!

00:54:47I love your husband!

00:54:49Why are you doing this to us?

00:54:52Lord!

00:54:54Father!

00:54:56Creator!

00:54:59Savior!

00:55:01We are your servants.

00:55:03Endless goodness.

00:55:05Because I love you the most of all.

00:55:07Bertha!

00:55:09Tell me from the bottom of my heart that I hurt you.

00:55:12I hurt you.

00:55:13Bertha!

00:55:15You're already praying in your sleep.

00:55:17I had a horrible nightmare.

00:55:19I'm sure it came from you.

00:55:21I won't let you go, because you're boring.

00:55:24Turn me over.

00:55:25I was so scared.

00:55:26Get out of here!

00:55:31What happened to the child?

00:55:32He really got up.

00:55:34Half of the milk was given to him.

00:55:35He won't get up until tomorrow morning.

00:55:38We'll have time to do our things tonight.

00:55:42What are you doing?

00:55:43Put something down.

00:55:44The package is visible.

00:55:46I was sleeping in the house.

00:55:48You sleep in pajamas here.

00:55:49We have to be careful.

00:55:50You have to look after me every day.

00:55:53I'm glad it worked out in the end.

00:55:56Me too.

00:55:57My sister-in-law is so annoying.

00:56:00What are you doing, you idiot?

00:56:02Love.

00:56:03What kind of men are you?

00:56:04You're only interested in sex.

00:56:07That's the only thing.

00:56:08We're a gadget.

00:56:10We've already started and we're in crisis.

00:56:11See you tomorrow.

00:56:13No, not tomorrow.

00:56:15I need to know if we're keeping ourselves in sex.

00:56:17What's wrong with you?

00:56:19Without sex, the relationship doesn't work out.

00:56:21How not?

00:56:22Look at the pig's tail.

00:56:24I'm going home.

00:56:25Wait, wait.

00:56:26Are you going to have a lot of fun?

00:56:28I don't know.

00:56:29We'll see.

00:56:30Come on, hurry up.

00:56:32But I warn you, I'm not going to like it.

00:56:38Now they're pretending to have sex.

00:56:40It's a shame.

00:56:41Look, a person emits gas on average 16 times a day.

00:56:443.3 liters of methane gas.

00:56:46Come on.

00:56:481,500 liters a year.

00:56:50That's the main reason for the greenhouse effect.

00:56:52We're melting Antarctica in a matter of days.

00:56:54Sergio, don't justify yourself.

00:56:56We've been living together for a week and you're Homer Simpson.

00:56:59As you say, but I'll catch you instead of the crime.

00:57:01Let's see how much you control.

00:57:03You're a swinger.

00:57:05You're not going to sleep all night?

00:57:07I made myself a coffee.

00:57:08You're such a child.

00:57:11And I'm going to upload it to YouTube.

00:57:14That's it.

00:57:20I'm going to beat the hell out of you.

00:57:23I'm going to beat the hell out of all of you.

00:57:25And what should I do?

00:57:26The dogs are singing.

00:57:27How can you make a chicken coop here?

00:57:30Amador, it's three o'clock in the morning.

00:57:32I can't live like this.

00:57:33I need a break.

00:57:36This could be deadly for our babies.

00:57:38Calm down.

00:57:39If we want eggs, we'll have to deal with the noise.

00:57:44We need to get used to the sounds of nature.

00:57:46They're beautiful.

00:57:47They even sell records.

00:57:49Should we record a record?

00:57:50No, we're going to make a video of the horse dancing.

00:57:52You're all involved in this vlog.

00:57:55But why is this fool singing at this time?

00:57:57Mark your territory, cuckoo.

00:57:59There are no other loops.

00:58:00Your garden is his.

00:58:02It's not his.

00:58:03It's the bank's.

00:58:05Listen up.

00:58:06You're making me even more depressed.

00:58:08I'll electrocute the whole chicken coop if you come down.

00:58:11Come down.

00:58:12I'll beat the hell out of you.

00:58:13Because of one loop, everyone's gone crazy.

00:58:17What's the gatekeeper doing there?

00:58:19Are you knocking on the gate?

00:58:20The gadgets suddenly appeared.

00:58:22Oh, God.

00:58:23What a mess.

00:58:24I need to get something here.

00:58:34Hey!

00:58:35Did you fall asleep?

00:58:36No, no.

00:58:37I was stretching the gate.

00:58:39Yeah, yeah.

00:58:40So what?

00:58:41Did you catch anything last night?

00:58:43I don't know.

00:58:44I need to check the record.

00:58:45You're fine.

00:58:46I'm a princess.

00:58:48Leave me alone.

00:58:49Let me sleep.

00:58:51You need to go and play a stupid show,

00:58:53so if you fall asleep, it'll be worse.

00:58:57Oh, my God.

00:58:58This is the worst.

00:58:59Oh, my God.

00:59:00Oh, my God.

00:59:01Oh, my God.

00:59:02Oh, my God.

00:59:03Oh, my God.

00:59:04This is a dream.

00:59:05Be careful.

00:59:06Nines!

00:59:07Wait a minute.

00:59:08The devils.

00:59:09Oh, my God.

00:59:10Oh, my God.

00:59:11Don't come in now.

00:59:12They know how to use time, unlike us.

00:59:15When you know your gadget is a Shrek,

00:59:17you're a little out of it.

00:59:19Wasn't it Homer Simpson?

00:59:20It's a mixture of the two.

00:59:22I'm losing it, Sergio.

00:59:23The devils are because of one loop.

00:59:25Raquel, you're causing a lot of stress.

00:59:27Of course.

00:59:28And the stress has to come out of nowhere.

00:59:31I found a world of light and flowers.

00:59:35Now I understand how I lived.

00:59:38How could I live without it?

00:59:41I'm going to work.

00:59:42Goodbye, darling.

00:59:43When do you have a sandwich break?

00:59:45I have a few.

00:59:46Are you going to give me a kiss or whatever comes?

00:59:49I'll tell you something else.

00:59:51This holiday was wonderful.

00:59:53Proof of love.

00:59:54I prefer flowers.

00:59:55Are you still talking about this holiday?

00:59:57Yes, leave them.

00:59:58Proof of trust.

00:59:59Proof that you're comfortable with others.

01:00:01So if you love me, show me.

01:00:03Show me here.

01:00:04And now.

01:00:05Come on.

01:00:07Sergio, you're not asleep?

01:00:08And your face is...

01:00:10I'm serious.

01:00:11No way.

01:00:12You want to say you can't give up love?

01:00:15The words give up and love can't be in the same sentence.

01:00:19Why is it original?

01:00:20If you can't, it means there's no trust.

01:00:22And a relationship without trust is doomed to failure.

01:00:25So, the end.

01:00:27You're leaving me because I don't want to move?

01:00:30I'm packing my bags.

01:00:32I can't believe it.

01:00:33I have to admit, I didn't like Sergio at first,

01:00:36but he gave life to this house.

01:00:38And you're always happy.

01:00:40Yes, I see things differently.

01:00:42I'm more open.

01:00:43Goodbye, darling.

01:00:46I have a question.

01:00:48It's so hard to find a gadget,

01:00:50and you're going to leave it because of a scratch.

01:00:53Kokie, that means you're giving up on your principles, on yourself.

01:00:56Isn't that love?

01:00:58To forget about yourself and make someone else happy.

01:01:01That's an interesting thought, but...

01:01:03All of a sudden, love knocks on my door, and I...

01:01:06I give up.

01:01:07Kokie, at first, I didn't like you.

01:01:09You brought me here to annoy me because I was jealous of Sergio.

01:01:13You like Sergio?

01:01:15He owns the couch, which is your only love.

01:01:17It can't be. She loves me. We had sex.

01:01:20You're an egoist and a manipulator.

01:01:22You gave birth to Sergio for money,

01:01:24and you wanted him to marry Leo.

01:01:26He'll use you if he has to,

01:01:28and then he'll kick you out, and you'll suffer.

01:01:34Where are you going? How can you leave me like this?

01:01:36I don't want to suffer.

01:01:37Why will you suffer?

01:01:38Because you're manipulating me, you said.

01:01:40And you believe a blonde. She's jealous.

01:01:43I don't believe you anyway.

01:01:45You can't water my garden and then wash the tap.

01:01:48Bad people do that.

01:01:49Find me another gardener.

01:01:51Please, I forgot what sex is.

01:01:53It's killing me, Kokie.

01:01:57Kokie.

01:01:58Kokito.

01:01:59Kokito.

01:02:20Perico.

01:02:21Perico.

01:02:22Perico.

01:02:23What have they done to you?

01:02:24Perico.

01:02:25What have they done to you?

01:02:28Bad people.

01:02:30I'm sure the wind blew you some sex.

01:02:32What a bad luck Perico pulled you out of the orchard.

01:02:35We'll pray for his soul.

01:02:37Yes, the five-leaf prayer.

01:02:39Even when you wake up, they start to touch your life.

01:02:42I have no desire for anything, I just want to die.

01:02:45Amador.

01:02:46What?

01:02:47Perico?

01:02:48Perico.

01:02:49Eggs.

01:02:51Mio.

01:02:53Our first egg.

01:02:56You can't make me eat it, Mio.

01:02:59Housekeepers, water the house.

01:03:02Kokie.

01:03:04Araceli, this is war.

01:03:06I hope they don't lose the baby from stress.

01:03:11Mother of God, Mio.

01:03:13Let's see what happened.

01:03:18How can you leave the tap open?

01:03:21I closed it.

01:03:22This month without pay.

01:03:24And the end of cigarettes.

01:03:29Bertha, please help me plant them again.

01:03:32I'll plant my own.

01:03:34I don't want to have anything to do with you.

01:03:36Satan.

01:03:37What happened to this one?

01:03:39This aqua farm was a number to seduce me.

01:03:41What?

01:03:42Yes, to take you to the garden.

01:03:44You're making a treasure.

01:03:46Here, take it.

01:03:49I'll have a lot of fun with this.

01:03:51Look what you planted, cucumbers and carrots.

01:03:53All phallic symbols.

01:03:55Don't you think about it?

01:03:56Maybe you're a lesbian and you don't know.

01:03:58Are you calling me back?

01:04:00And who comes to tell me about his life and throws me glances?

01:04:04Me?

01:04:05My husband doesn't love me anymore.

01:04:07We don't love each other.

01:04:08This is unbearable.

01:04:09I'm leaving.

01:04:10Expensive aqua farm.

01:04:12Who made me catch up with this garden?

01:04:14Wasn't it an aqua garden?

01:04:16Go dig.

01:04:18Sergio, wait.

01:04:19We need to talk.

01:04:20This is absurd.

01:04:21It's not sad.

01:04:22A promising relationship will go to hell because of your selfishness.

01:04:25Okay, maybe I was a little tense.

01:04:27But I wanted to have a good time.

01:04:29But I achieved the opposite.

01:04:31I want a man who gives his body and soul.

01:04:33Goodbye.

01:04:34Okay, wait.

01:04:39My dear mother.

01:04:41I love you, dear.

01:04:43Antonio, the employer is spitting gas in my face.

01:04:46We'll keep the deposit.

01:04:49Here.

01:04:5025 liters of good biodiesel.

01:04:5320 euros.

01:04:55I don't want the invoice, do I?

01:04:57You can want it, but I won't give it to you.

01:04:59Goodbye.

01:05:01And be careful not to scratch your health.

01:05:03Guys, our first win.

01:05:05Yes, yes, a lot of money.

01:05:07When will we go to Ibiza or Cancun?

01:05:09The beginning is never easy.

01:05:11How do you think he started sewing?

01:05:13It's not that hard.

01:05:15Are we fools?

01:05:17Are we fools or idiots?

01:05:20Damn it.

01:05:22Good day.

01:05:23Up, please.

01:05:25How much is the beer?

01:05:27100 liters.

01:05:28It's closed.

01:05:29No, no.

01:05:30Come on, go ahead.

01:05:35Is there still a lot left?

01:05:37A little patience, sir.

01:05:39Take him out of the window.

01:05:41You take him out.

01:05:42I cried that the gas is expensive.

01:05:44It's really free.

01:05:46There's a shopping area back there.

01:05:48If you want to buy something or sew something...

01:05:51Look at him.

01:05:52He's making an illegal mess.

01:05:54Hey.

01:05:56Didn't we agree that the biodiesel will be for the Eco-Farm?

01:06:00I told him, but he blinked.

01:06:02I'll get going.

01:06:03It won't cost more here.

01:06:05You're crazy.

01:06:06They won't put it on a Mercedes and they won't even pay me.

01:06:09Does it work?

01:06:11Of course it works.

01:06:13If you don't put the biodiesel in the Eco-Farm,

01:06:16you'll have to pay your taxes.

01:06:18They don't pay.

01:06:19I know they don't pay.

01:06:21Then we'll sue them.

01:06:22I was going to tell him that when you...

01:06:24Wait, there's biodiesel for everyone.

01:06:26We just need money to buy more soda, caustic and methanol.

01:06:30They react with transistorification,

01:06:32with nitroglycerin,

01:06:34and fertilize the protogenic molecules.

01:06:38That's ECO-BALAMOSVA.

01:06:40The energy resources belong to the cooperation.

01:06:43Tomorrow you'll have biodiesel as much as you want.

01:06:46Yes, if you like it.

01:06:48Otherwise, I'll file a very serious complaint.

01:06:51One takes a good initiative,

01:06:53and then only problems.

01:06:57The devils.

01:06:58Kiselyak, you're a porter.

01:07:01And you're starving.

01:07:02We'll make a feast when you go under the bridge.

01:07:04I'll kill you.

01:07:06Are you crazy?

01:07:07How can there be biodiesel as much as you want?

01:07:09This is hell to make.

01:07:11It's not profitable, it didn't happen.

01:07:13What can I tell you? Are you judging me?

01:07:15I have so much money,

01:07:16I can't even wash my hands anymore.

01:07:18I'm like a robot.

01:07:20And you're making fun of me.

01:07:21Calm down, if we can't make it,

01:07:23we'll blow it up.

01:07:24From where?

01:07:25From the tanks of the cars.

01:07:27You're not going to destroy it?

01:07:29I'll destroy whatever I have to.

01:07:33Welcome to the first ECO-meeting

01:07:36of Mirador de Mundepinar.

01:07:38What are you wearing?

01:07:40The rotten blanket.

01:07:41You've ruined our bedroom.

01:07:43I killed Perico.

01:07:45Don't tell me,

01:07:46don't tell me you're stressing me out.

01:07:48That's it.

01:07:49Wait, the water should be able to flow from the roof.

01:07:51It flows, but from us.

01:07:53Surely the insulation is bad.

01:07:55First quality.

01:07:56So we need to make a better roof insulation.

01:07:59Something similar to what you bought on the first floor.

01:08:03Quiet!

01:08:04Let's make a roof with what we get from the ECO-market.

01:08:07But what do we have for sale?

01:08:09That's what I was going to say.

01:08:10Let's do the first ECO-barter.

01:08:13I don't see you wearing who knows what.

01:08:15We fulfilled the contract.

01:08:17We made biodiesel,

01:08:18biobenzine 95 and 98.

01:08:20What biobenzine?

01:08:21That doesn't exist.

01:08:22It exists.

01:08:23That's a secret formula.

01:08:24We're negotiating for a patent with Repsol.

01:08:26Very good.

01:08:27And how does the ECO-goat do it?

01:08:30Good.

01:08:31It gives a lot of milk.

01:08:32I brought milk so they wouldn't split.

01:08:34Let's trade it for two ECO-tomatoes.

01:08:36Are those tomatoes?

01:08:37They look like sheep.

01:08:39They're eco-friendly.

01:08:40Let the pesticides live.

01:08:41What can I say?

01:08:42Let's trade my ECO-tomatoes for your ECO-eggs.

01:08:45Yes.

01:08:46I'll trade it for this onion.

01:08:47But we can give you an ECO-tower for your ECO-eggs.

01:08:51What's that smell?

01:08:53Coconut.

01:08:54You put it on the vegetables and they grow.

01:08:56Good.

01:08:57I'll buy you the milk and your ECO-coconut,

01:09:00and I'll give you five onions and ten carrots.

01:09:04Where are they?

01:09:05When they grow.

01:09:06That's why I'm taking Thor.

01:09:07If there are no carrots, there's no Thor.

01:09:09Oh, dear.

01:09:10And the milk costs four ECO-tomatoes.

01:09:12We didn't plant ECO-tomatoes.

01:09:14I'll give you a coupon for the carrots and onions.

01:09:17And on the goat, I'll give her a coupon to eat?

01:09:19What's missing on the community control?

01:09:21No.

01:09:22You'll trade the coupon with someone who's going to be

01:09:25No.

01:09:26You'll trade the coupon with someone who wants carrots and onions

01:09:28for something you want.

01:09:30For example, eggs.

01:09:32Big money.

01:09:33No, Kasha.

01:09:34You're doing the same thing in the super-coupon as in the money.

01:09:37That's why the coins appeared in the primitive society.

01:09:40The exchange wasn't efficient.

01:09:42The animal leader gave the goat to the animal.

01:09:45But if the plant leader has a goat,

01:09:47he can ask for a pearl necklace.

01:09:49And why would the plant leader give him a pearl necklace?

01:09:51He was the first fag.

01:09:52Or to trade it for sex with a woman from the tribe.

01:09:54That's how money was born.

01:09:55And the cows.

01:09:56And the goat.

01:09:57The goat has come up with a solution.

01:09:58No coupons.

01:09:59We have to print our money.

01:10:01We'll give them the liquid of the former house rulers.

01:10:03The money unit will be called...

01:10:05Resia.

01:10:06How are we going to print the money, not play Monopoly?

01:10:09I'll tell you more.

01:10:10We have energy resources and our own money unit.

01:10:13We'll declare independence.

01:10:14I don't feel Spanish anymore.

01:10:16What is this guy talking about?

01:10:17But can you do that?

01:10:19Wait a minute, weren't you against the Eco-farm?

01:10:21This is no longer an Eco-farm.

01:10:22I declare here and now...

01:10:25the independent Republic of Montepinar.

01:10:29One, big and free.

01:10:32Yes! Yes!

01:10:34Why are we independent?

01:10:35They won't take our house.

01:10:37I want to be the coach of the national team.

01:10:39I'll be a footballer.

01:10:40I came up with a anthem.

01:10:43I don't like it.

01:10:44And will you explain to me how the Republic of Montepinar will be financed?

01:10:48We want the European Union to save us.

01:10:51Perko, record me on the phone.

01:10:53I will declare our independence.

01:10:55I appoint you Minister of Propaganda in the name of the Father and the Son.

01:10:58This is impossible.

01:10:59Antonio, oppositionist.

01:11:00I'll shut you up.

01:11:02Without amendments to the Constitution,

01:11:04there will be a ratification in Parliament.

01:11:06They won't recognize us as an independent nation.

01:11:09Except in case of war and military victory,

01:11:11which is unlikely,

01:11:12because I didn't see a parked tank in the garage.

01:11:16Mother, what a sight I saw.

01:11:19The well.

01:11:20Tell me you found water.

01:11:22No, I found this.

01:11:24What is this?

01:11:25Antonio, look.

01:11:26A spy satellite.

01:11:28Dranchina, Kuklo, look.

01:11:30No, wait a minute.

01:11:31This is a shell.

01:11:32From the Civil War.

01:11:34How do you know?

01:11:35You certainly didn't participate.

01:11:36I didn't, because I wasn't born.

01:11:38But there have been many battles in this area.

01:11:40Something like this appears every year.

01:11:42How can you carry it here, unhappy man?

01:11:44It will explode, it will explode.

01:11:48Don't panic.

01:11:50You have to bring more products for the eco-market,

01:11:52otherwise they will increase the taxes.

01:11:55Araceli, we have a bomb in the yard.

01:11:57We have to call the police,

01:11:58so that the sappers come and destroy it.

01:12:00Here?

01:12:01You'll see what a mess.

01:12:02Call the housekeeper.

01:12:04She messed up our house.

01:12:05This eco-farm was a great idea, Araceli.

01:12:08What a success.

01:12:10What's my fault?

01:12:11The doorman found the bomb.

01:12:12Don't worry, Mrs. Housekeeper.

01:12:14I'll call the police.

01:12:16You can go to bed.

01:12:17Thank you very much.

01:12:18What a stress.

01:12:19Hello.

01:12:20I'm Antonio Resio.

01:12:21I want to talk to the farmer.

01:12:23The matter is extremely urgent.

01:12:26Oh, they turned on the music.

01:12:28Weren't you going to call the police?

01:12:30Yes.

01:12:31Mr. Farmer,

01:12:32I'm Antonio Resio,

01:12:33President of the Republic of Montepinara.

01:12:35Ah, the one with the casino.

01:12:37This is an official call

01:12:39to demand that we be recognized as a sovereign state.

01:12:42I don't have time for jokes.

01:12:44No jokes.

01:12:45We have weapons for mass destruction.

01:12:47Recognize our independence

01:12:49or there will be terrible punitive actions.

01:12:53Shut up.

01:12:54How dare you?

01:12:55Sounds like a joke to me.

01:12:56Right?

01:12:57Grab the cart and let's go to the farm.

01:12:59Antonio, what are you going to do?

01:13:01You go spread the message.

01:13:03Why are you telling them we have milk?

01:13:05The goat doesn't give anything.

01:13:06Absolutely nothing.

01:13:07I'm trying to acclimatize myself.

01:13:09It takes time.

01:13:10I haven't been to the bathroom since I got here.

01:13:12We refuse to go to the farm.

01:13:14I prefer to pay taxes instead of doing stupid things.

01:13:17That's not going to happen.

01:13:18Farmer Trujillo started something,

01:13:20he's finishing it.

01:13:21Except for the puzzle of the smurfs.

01:13:23That's not going to happen.

01:13:24It's damaged.

01:13:27What are you doing?

01:13:28This is milk.

01:13:30Pure milk from an organic goat.

01:13:33We're going to sell it for three euros a liter.

01:13:36Don't even think about it.

01:13:37But how are you going to get the price?

01:13:39This is fat-free.

01:13:41The goat is a GMO.

01:13:42It gives fat-free milk with omega-3 and everything.

01:13:45But does that mean we're lying to people?

01:13:48Like all brands.

01:13:49Unless you think there's bifidus in the yogurt.

01:13:51I haven't seen them.

01:13:53Because they're microscopic bacteria.

01:13:55Hey, that's the deal.

01:13:57Since the housewives don't have a microscope in the kitchen,

01:13:59they use it.

01:14:00Do whatever you want.

01:14:01I don't want to know anything.

01:14:03And the micro-pearls are in the dustbin.

01:14:05What are you doing?

01:14:06The same thing.

01:14:08Are you going to tell me all the ads?

01:14:10Give me a few hairs from the goat,

01:14:12so I can put them up.

01:14:14Amador, that's not going to pass.

01:14:16It will.

01:14:17It looks like it's from the supermarket.

01:14:19From a soaked coconut on hormones from a macro-farm.

01:14:21I'm going to put a little pearl on it,

01:14:23and it'll look like the one you just took off.

01:14:24The expiration date doesn't expire.

01:14:26Don't rub it hard.

01:14:27Give it to me.

01:14:28You have to rub it hard.

01:14:29Rub it, rub it.

01:14:31It's not a marker.

01:14:32It's like a stamp.

01:14:33And how did they put it in the printer?

01:14:40Stop staring at it, it's going to explode.

01:14:42But the baby is crying.

01:14:44What baby?

01:14:45This is a cassette.

01:14:46Oh, yeah, right.

01:14:47This year you're going to be in a contest for idiots.

01:14:49You're going to win it.

01:14:50Let's go to the farmer's office to leave him the present.

01:14:53I'm going to get drunk.

01:14:54Come on.

01:14:55We're on a mission.

01:14:56To see Tom Cruise go drinking.

01:14:57Huh?

01:14:58I'm sure there's a tank in the suit.

01:15:00That's Batman.

01:15:01Kick it.

01:15:03There's no tank in the suit.

01:15:05You're so lazy.

01:15:06Antonio.

01:15:07Oh, my God.

01:15:08Enrique, my friend.

01:15:10What are you doing here?

01:15:11And you?

01:15:12I work here.

01:15:14The MPs in Parliament never go there.

01:15:17What's this circle?

01:15:18My grandson.

01:15:19I'm going to register him.

01:15:21Wasn't your son gay?

01:15:22Yeah, but this side is mixed up.

01:15:24Now they allow them to adopt.

01:15:25Can you imagine?

01:15:26I didn't know you became a grandpa.

01:15:28If you don't tell me your things, why should I tell you mine?

01:15:31Can I see him?

01:15:32Shame on you, Negro.

01:15:34Let me see him.

01:15:35Enrique, no.

01:15:36My grandson is with the devils.

01:15:38That's the shell.

01:15:39What are you doing here?

01:15:41The peasant laughed at me.

01:15:42I have no choice but to show him the military power of our great nation.

01:15:46What nation?

01:15:47What are you talking about?

01:15:48Armageddon in the peasantry.

01:15:49You'll see that after I crush him, he'll sit down and negotiate.

01:15:52Are you crazy?

01:15:53People can die.

01:15:54Enrique, we have to protect our cultural identity.

01:15:58There will be no more living under the Spanish ego.

01:16:00Antonio, your madness has no limits.

01:16:02You will realize that you will not arouse suspicion.

01:16:05You will plant the bomb in the heart of the despotic empire.

01:16:08And then I'll just sit and wait.

01:16:10You're not good. We have to get rid of this.

01:16:12Let go, let go.

01:16:16This traitor will shoot the detonator.

01:16:18Grab the car and commit suicide.

01:16:19Why don't you commit suicide?

01:16:21Nobody is going to commit suicide.

01:16:22Antonio will stick 30 years under the law for anti-terrorism.

01:16:26Yeah, enough.

01:16:27For some crime they really want us.

01:16:29We have to get rid of this.

01:16:30But what if they attack us?

01:16:33We'll be defenseless.

01:16:34Why would anyone attack us?

01:16:36So they can take our resources and rape our women.

01:16:39Antonio, we are used to cooperation.

01:16:41You can't fool him.

01:16:43Enrique, you're very negative.

01:16:45You're ruining my fighting spirit.

01:16:47I'll give him a second chance.

01:16:49No way.

01:16:50We'll leave him on the street and let the thugs pick him up.

01:16:52No, there are a lot of people on the street.

01:16:54We have to take him to the field and call out,

01:16:56we have to call out the sappers.

01:16:59We have to do what he says.

01:17:01Bio-diesel, please.

01:17:03Cheap bio-diesel.

01:17:05We stole it.

01:17:07Why do we keep paying him like idiots?

01:17:09Marketing, Vicente.

01:17:10Hey, buy it, miss, without hormones and trans fats.

01:17:14How can you do that with money?

01:17:16I wanted you to pay guests.

01:17:17Miss, try this.

01:17:19Real cheese from Hayko Koza.

01:17:21With many calcium for your osteoporosis bones.

01:17:24Here's a roll from my garden.

01:17:26Miss, don't squeeze the figs.

01:17:28How did it grow?

01:17:30I planted it yesterday.

01:17:32It's a miracle.

01:17:34Yes, the Carthaginian Lord gave it to you.

01:17:36Be careful with this one, it's going to lie to you.

01:17:39And you, you sell unprocessed milk.

01:17:42Asusena is GMO.

01:17:43She's Koza Mutant.

01:17:46Good day, police.

01:17:47What can I get you?

01:17:48Bio-diesel or...

01:17:50Give me your hands behind your back.

01:17:52The camera of a ATM recorded you stealing gasoline.

01:17:55What are you talking about?

01:17:56That's what we do.

01:17:57Look.

01:17:58From the police car.

01:17:59Are you stupid?

01:18:00Very good, gentlemen, police.

01:18:01We don't want scammers on our market.

01:18:03Do you have permission to put Sergii here?

01:18:06Yes, yes, but I left him at home.

01:18:08This is an eco-farm.

01:18:10We sell the products that are left to us

01:18:12and pay the expenses of the block.

01:18:15This is...

01:18:16All I care,

01:18:17I'll arrest you for violating the public order.

01:18:20Come on.

01:18:21Where is he?

01:18:22Your mother doesn't like him.

01:18:26Take off the methanol.

01:18:28I don't want to see him.

01:18:29I look like Benny Hill.

01:18:30Hey, you!

01:18:34Well done for the eco-farm.

01:18:35You could have kept quiet.

01:18:37It's not enough that I forgave you

01:18:39the costs of the eco-debt.

01:18:41But, miserable people,

01:18:42you ruined this cooperation.

01:18:44And your husband goes to kill his daughters

01:18:46and commits illegal crimes.

01:18:48Here you go.

01:18:50Here you go.

01:19:13Yes, police.

01:19:14As I told you,

01:19:15we left the forest.

01:19:17What forest?

01:19:18I mean, from the field.

01:19:19And we found a bullet from the civil war.

01:19:21Here you go.

01:19:24No, no.

01:19:25We didn't shoot him.

01:19:26Great.

01:19:28They're coming.

01:19:29Let's go.

01:19:30No, no.

01:19:31We have to wait for the sappers

01:19:32so that no one will pass.

01:19:34And who will pass from here?

01:19:36Well, you will.

01:19:42Oh, God.

01:19:45What is this?

01:19:46It doesn't matter.

01:19:47Throw him inside.

01:19:48They will give us something.

01:19:49No, no.

01:19:50Leave him.

01:19:51Leave him.

01:19:52Wait, they will take him.

01:19:54Don't shoot!

01:20:03Mr. Resio,

01:20:04you robbed the gypsies.

01:20:06Not me.

01:20:07I rob their jeans.

01:20:08If they don't like metal things.

01:20:11Let's get out of here.

01:20:13Who left the bidet?

01:20:14I don't have it.

01:20:16Let's go.

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