Tomislav Mix
Tomislav Mix
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00:00This is not a real story, it's a story about a man who was in love with a woman, and he fell in love with her.
00:07It's red.
00:08That oil?
00:09You're smearing it with the oil of Nevena.
00:11No, no, no.
00:12The oil of Nevena.
00:13No, no, no.
00:14This is not a real story.
00:15It's a real story.
00:16You're smearing it with the oil of Nevena.
00:18You know how...
00:21Dear viewers, we wish you a good evening.
00:25Not only me, Želimir Kučina, but also the great Croatian journalist, Mr. Kolega,
00:36also a passenger engineer, a journalist technician.
00:40Greetings to all those who know me, and from all over the world.
00:43One could say that I greet you from all over the world.
00:48Živojn Mirić VukaÅ”inović.
00:50VukaÅ”inović.
00:51We somehow made it, we made it, to put it that way, to May 13th, 2014.
01:00Which is a great success compared to the plan.
01:03You know, we're still alive and well.
01:05It's even faster.
01:06Something has come faster.
01:07You know, the seeds are growing fast lately.
01:10Yes, yes.
01:11They're growing fast.
01:12They're growing faster, and they last longer.
01:15You know, not only does it mean that they grow faster, but they last longer.
01:20Incredible.
01:21So, is it related to the years, or maybe it's related to the rotation of the Earth's axis towards the Sun?
01:30Maybe it's related to that.
01:31No, no, it's not.
01:32It's the years.
01:33So, let's start with our regular section, the editor, Živojn Mirić.
01:39Živojn Mirić VukaÅ”inović.
01:42Živojn Mirić VukaÅ”inović had an accident last week.
01:48If I'm correct, it should be Živojn Mirić VukaÅ”inović.
01:53No, but Simen Smartenov, Živojn Mirić, Živojn Mirić...
01:58Simen Smartenov, you have both surnames.
02:02And here, when you say a name, a personal name, then you say...
02:07No, no, but if it's an abbreviation, Živojn Mirićev Poučak, let's say.
02:11That's right.
02:12But in sections, Živojn Mirić VukaÅ”inović.
02:17So, on the 7th of May, last week, right?
02:20In 1992, exactly on the 7th of May, Croatia recognized Bosnia and Herzegovina.
02:25Congratulations.
02:26And then Tuđman went to share.
02:28First, Tuđman recognized Bosnia and Herzegovina on his initiative,
02:33and then it was said that he wanted to share Bosnia and Herzegovina.
02:36How did that happen?
02:37Maybe he got confused.
02:39Our political history is full of contradictions.
02:45How can you recognize someone and then share?
02:47Yes, it's a bit like that.
02:48It's a bit strange to me.
02:50Maybe it's a lie.
02:52If it's written in books, correct it.
02:55It will be corrected.
02:57In the same year, on the same day, something incredible happened.
03:01It's a law about joint courts.
03:03The United States recognized Croatia.
03:06Yes, yes, yes.
03:07It was a kind of a circle.
03:09A chain reaction.
03:11Then, on the 8th of May, World Roma Day.
03:15Well, my dear Roma, I wish you all the best on this day.
03:21I wish you all the best in life, in work and in everyday life.
03:27I wish you all the best.
03:30Croatia has 16,975 Roma.
03:33Maybe more now.
03:34I don't know where it came from.
03:36For this adventure, Gosin, Živojn Miric and I
03:41found a recording from a concert in Čačka
03:46when Freddie Mercury, the singer from Rolling Stones...
03:50Yes, the singer who died in an accident.
03:53I mean, not died, but died.
03:55He died young.
03:57He died young.
03:58It's the best voice I've ever heard.
04:00One of the best.
04:01Elio Pisak, Freddie Mercury and maybe...
04:04Maybe Đuka Čajić.
04:06Possibly, yes.
04:07Let's listen to the anthem of all Roma.
04:12And that is Đjelem Đjelem.
04:34Đjelem Đjelem
05:04Đjelem Đjelem
05:06Đjelem Đjelem
05:08Đjelem Đjelem
05:10Đjelem Đjelem
05:12Đjelem Đjelem
05:14Đjelem Đjelem
05:16Đjelem Đjelem
05:18Đjelem Đjelem
05:20Đjelem Đjelem
05:22Đjelem Đjelem
05:24Đjelem Đjelem
05:26Đjelem Đjelem
05:28Đjelem Đjelem
05:30Đjelem Đjelem
05:32Đjelem
05:34Đjelem
05:36Đjelem
05:38Đjelem
05:40What do you say?
05:42I would call this a standard of Roma music.
05:44A standard.
05:46And only in Spljava.
05:48Great. Freddie, congratulations.
05:50No, no, Freddie.
05:52This recording, colleague, came to me by chance
05:56when I was preparing the garage.
05:58And I see on VHS
06:00it says Kvinđelem.
06:02And I thought, what is it?
06:04What is Kvinđelem?
06:06Together?
06:08Yes, together.
06:10Phonetically.
06:12And then I put it in a cassette.
06:14I put it in a cassette.
06:16What do you see?
06:18It was a long time ago.
06:20It's called Kvinđelem.
06:22And on 10th of May 1941
06:24you wouldn't believe it
06:26but in a small village of Ruda
06:28an independent state was founded.
06:30A Croatian state.
06:32Not exactly in Ruda, but ok.
06:34Ok, what are you talking about?
06:36You are talking nonsense next to me.
06:38NDH. Independent Croatian state.
06:40Of course, it wasn't independent
06:42and it wasn't a state.
06:44It wasn't a Croatian state
06:46but there were Croats on all sides.
06:48There were Croats in Partisans,
06:50Ustashas, Odobrans,
06:52even in Chetniks.
06:54I know one.
06:58There were Croats in Italians,
07:00in fascists,
07:02in Germans.
07:04There were Croats on all sides.
07:06Of course, everything that could be done
07:08was done.
07:10So that NDH
07:12to this day,
07:14I have a bad memory of it.
07:16What could I have then?
07:18I don't know how much you could have.
07:20You could have as much as you wanted
07:22I don't know how much you could have.
07:24But I will tell you what happened.
07:30We have to mention it.
07:32Why not?
07:34It is part of Croatian history.
07:36Of course, it is dishonorable
07:38because they opened camps,
07:40fought with the enemy.
07:42Budaletin, the commander,
07:44gave everything to Dalmatia,
07:46to Italians, to Germans.
07:48It is crazy.
07:50He didn't end up in prison?
07:52No, he didn't.
07:54They didn't put him in jail.
07:56They raised charges against him.
07:58What are you talking about?
08:00It was a bigger loss
08:02than some people today
08:04are in prison for much less.
08:06But let's not talk about it.
08:08But what was hard
08:10was that in the process
08:12of revolutionary struggle,
08:14the occupation used
08:16the same means
08:18as the former regime
08:20to bring the stone of confusion
08:22between our people.
08:24He favored Pavelic.
08:26Pavelic, a mercenary,
08:28a man who killed hundreds
08:30and thousands of people.
08:32Pavelic, a beast.
08:34Pavelic, a traitor who sold
08:36piece by piece our land,
08:38who gave it to Dalmatia and Italy
08:40and often wanted to bring
08:42someone here for the king of Croatia.
08:44A rogue.
08:48In 1951,
08:50Steven Seagal was born
08:52in the village of Ruda.
08:54My personal favorite.
08:56I watched him in Hamlet.
08:58He played Polonia.
09:00He threw him out.
09:02He won't die for the sword.
09:04Hamlet beats him and beats him
09:06but he won't die.
09:08Steven Seagal is one of the best
09:10drama artists.
09:12On 12th of May, 1633,
09:14the Inquisition started
09:16to investigate Galileo Galilei.
09:18Galileo Galilei?
09:20He invented it.
09:22His name was Pero Mrkonjic.
09:24What's your name, Galileo Galilei?
09:26Milan Milanovic.
09:28Or Pero Perovic.
09:30What's your name,
09:32Galileo Galilei?
09:34Spanish boots.
09:36Do you know what Spanish boots are?
09:38Yes, I do.
09:40And what is Swedish literature?
09:42I don't know.
09:44It's not Galileo's fault.
09:46His name and surname are the same.
09:48Galileo Galilei.
09:50It's a pseudonym.
09:52In 1961,
09:54Juri Gagarin,
09:56Jura Gagarin.
09:58Jura.
10:00Gagarin was the first man
10:02to go to space.
10:04We would call him Djuradj.
10:06In 1861,
10:08100 years ago,
10:10the American-German war
10:12broke out in the North and South.
10:14That's right.
10:16You don't have two or two
10:18of the same people there.
10:20Whatever there is in the world,
10:22there is in America.
10:24They all came to America.
10:26They were all excited
10:28when America was discovered.
10:30The North and the South
10:32were always fighting.
10:34Our Minister of Finance,
10:36Slavko Linic,
10:38promised that he would cut,
10:40pay state employees,
10:42directors,
10:44state employees.
10:46It's not high position.
10:48It's not.
10:50It's not.
10:52Repeat.
10:54High position.
10:56I'm missing one word.
10:58High position.
11:04I'm speaking Croatian.
11:06Do you know what's the longest word?
11:08One of the most industrialized.
11:10One of the most industrialized.
11:12No.
11:14One of the most industrialized,
11:16if not the most industrialized.
11:18One of the most industrialized,
11:20if not the most industrialized.
11:22OK.
11:24He said that he would cut, pay.
11:26However, not everyone agrees
11:28with that idea.
11:30No one agrees.
11:32Some speak publicly.
11:39Why are you here?
11:41Is Linic here?
11:43I have to talk to him.
11:45Give me Linic.
11:47He's not here.
11:49You're lying.
11:51How can you talk to me like that?
11:53I'm going to find him.
11:55Fuck you.
11:57What are you looking at?
11:59What will Slavko do?
12:01He said that he would cut
12:03all the salaries of state employees.
12:05He got scared.
12:07Why are you here again?
12:09Is Minister Linic here?
12:11Is Slavko here?
12:13He's not here.
12:15Don't lie to me.
12:17I have to talk to him.
12:19He won't cut the salaries.
12:21Tell him.
12:23Fuck you.
12:25What are you looking at?
12:27What will we do now?
12:29We can't do anything.
12:31If Linic cuts the salaries,
12:33he will steal again.
12:36It's time for our guest.
12:38Tonight in the studio,
12:40I have the honor and pleasure
12:42to greet one of the leading
12:44journalists in this part of Europe,
12:46our correspondent from Ljubljana,
12:48colleague Edi Strauss.
12:50Good evening.
12:52Good evening.
12:54Thank you for being here
12:56and for your television.
12:58Let's explain to our viewers
13:00how our meeting happened
13:02and why you are here in Zagreb.
13:04You are an employee
13:06of the Republic of Slovenia in Croatia.
13:08You asked your Croatian colleague
13:10to tell me
13:12that I should call you Edi.
13:14That's how it happened.
13:16That's how we met.
13:18What do you like about Edi?
13:20I would like him to be good,
13:22but I have to say that he's not.
13:24You know that we had a repair
13:26in a nuclear power plant
13:28in KrŔka.
13:30In KrŔka.
13:32It was winter,
13:34the temperatures were low,
13:36up to 15 degrees Celsius,
13:38below zero.
13:40In that repair,
13:42I don't know if you know
13:44about the nuclear power plant,
13:46the pipe broke.
13:48The pipe broke?
13:50Yes, the pipe broke
13:52and water started to flow.
13:54That's notā€¦
13:56It's just heavy water.
13:58Heavy water from the KrŔka spring?
14:00Yes, that's right.
14:02It's in Savo now.
14:04Why didn't the Croatian public
14:06report about it?
14:08There are some advantages.
14:10First of all,
14:12we wanted to do it,
14:14but then we realized
14:16that the flow of water
14:18also has some positive signs.
14:20The KrŔka spring is very close
14:22to Zagreb.
14:24If something were to happen
14:26to the nuclear power plant,
14:28the consequences
14:30that were initially
14:32thought to be negative,
14:34later turned out
14:36to be positive.
14:38So, besides the fact
14:40that one pipe started on its own,
14:42we did it on our own.
14:44We released two pipes.
14:46What did you bring?
14:48This is heavy water.
14:50It's the same as this.
14:52Try it.
14:54It's deuterium, heavy water.
14:56That's right.
14:58You don't have to.
15:00Two hands.
15:02Unbelievable.
15:04But it's not radioactive.
15:06No, it's just heavy.
15:08Just heavy water.
15:10By the way,
15:12I have a Geiger counter here.
15:14You don't have to.
15:16I'll turn it on now.
15:18Let me see.
15:20No, that's not right.
15:22Let me see.
15:24That's a little bit.
15:26Maybe a little bit.
15:28A little bit.
15:30What do you mean a little bit?
15:32No.
15:34Look, that's not right.
15:36No problem.
15:38We Croats are healthy.
15:40For example, our cherry
15:42is grown in Croatia.
15:44It's very sweet.
15:46We don't want anyone
15:48to eat it.
15:50Look, I told you
15:52that it's not radioactive.
15:54That's our cherry.
15:56The same cherry?
15:58Yes, the same cherry.
16:00But that's...
16:02Look at this.
16:04Look at this.
16:06That's a little bit.
16:08That's a little bit.
16:10At least children's toys
16:12are not resistant to radiation.
16:14That's...
16:16Look, that's our sample.
16:18The same toys.
16:20Last week.
16:22The toys are growing.
16:24Everything is growing.
16:26But look,
16:28children are satisfied.
16:30With your toy,
16:32maybe you can play with one,
16:34with such a big toy,
16:36you can play with two, three.
16:38No problem.
16:40But on the iron part,
16:42here's a coffee spoon,
16:44fine, normal size,
16:46and what's missing?
16:48In times of crisis...
16:50That's nothing.
16:52That's nothing.
16:54In times of crisis,
16:56we drink a lot of coffee
16:58and it's very welcome.
17:00What's the difference?
17:02We have bigger toys,
17:04but that's it.
17:06How long does it last?
17:08Two, three months.
17:10But what's the advantage
17:12if the soil is not contaminated?
17:14Maybe it gives fewer fruits,
17:16healthier, without radiation.
17:18Mr. Colleague,
17:20look, it's not about contaminated soil.
17:22It's about new,
17:24we can say, manure.
17:26What manure?
17:28That's radiation.
17:30Look, how easy it is to...
17:32You don't have to...
17:34You don't have to react
17:36to everything.
17:38This is a healthy carrot, Croatian,
17:40and this is a Slovenian carrot,
17:42from which another head grows.
17:44How many salads can you make from this?
17:46How many salads?
17:48And how many from this?
17:50Mr. Colleague,
17:52please.
17:54This is Dostoyevsky's
17:56Crime and Punishment.
17:58Let me see.
18:00What is it?
18:02Look,
18:04Slovenian Crime and Punishment
18:06from Croatia.
18:08I can tell you.
18:10We have more crimes,
18:12than anyone else.
18:14From radiation?
18:16From radiation.
18:18Who said radiation?
18:20You have thick books
18:22because of KrŔko.
18:24That's why we read them.
18:26Look, I'm a bit...
18:28Mr. Colleague, thank you for
18:30warning us, but really...
18:32No, I apologize.
18:34We started and ended
18:36on the right track.
18:38It's not about warning.
18:40Nuclear power plant is in Slovenia,
18:42but it's also Croatian.
18:44Half and half.
18:46So, half of this carrot is yours,
18:48and half of that is mine.
18:50So, dear viewers,
18:52if you see that something is growing,
18:54if you see that something is bigger
18:56than it was a few hours ago,
18:58or if you wake up in the middle of the night
19:00and see that something abnormally grew,
19:02know that it's the fault of heavy water
19:04in the territory of Slovenia.
19:06Thank you very much for that.
19:08Goodbye.
19:10Goodbye.
19:12Good night.
19:16After these
19:18disturbing news
19:20from Slovenia,
19:22I don't know how you feel.
19:24Me? Bad.
19:26Look, I won't say that it didn't touch me.
19:28Your hair would fall off.
19:30But a long time ago.
19:32A long time ago.
19:34But I had a doubt,
19:36that it's not new.
19:38It's just a name.
19:40It's not new.
19:50But we will survive.
19:52If not, it's not a shame.
19:54But if you live in Croatia,
19:56it's not a shame to die there.
19:58And now let's see
20:00our newest president,
20:02Dr. Ivo Josipovic.
20:06President Josipovic
20:08came back from work
20:10around 8 or 10 p.m.
20:12He worked there for a long time.
20:14And he came by chance
20:16to catch
20:18a golden bookkeeper.
20:22He caught a golden bookkeeper
20:24and his bookkeeper said
20:28Let me go, president.
20:30No, no, no.
20:32No, no, no.
20:34He said, I'll fill out
20:36three forms for you
20:38for tax administration.
20:40You don't have to.
20:42I said to him, I know
20:44how to fill out a tax application.
20:46He said, let me go,
20:48I'll fill out a tax application.
20:50He said, I know how to fill out
20:52a golden bookkeeper.
20:54Where would I come from
20:56if I didn't know that as a president?
21:02And now
21:04our spiritual
21:06leader
21:08Dalai Lama
21:10gave money
21:12to his father
21:14to buy a golf club.
21:16He gave money to whom?
21:18He gave it to Robert.
21:20He said, son,
21:22buy a white golf club.
21:24What?
21:26Why?
21:28What?
21:30And he went
21:32and bought a green one.
21:34Why?
21:36What's wrong with green?
21:38And he said to him
21:42He said, father, why
21:44is green, black, yellow?
21:48And it wasn't
21:50with four doors,
21:52it was only two.
21:54That's how it was.
21:58Let's take a break
22:00with a couple of
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22:04of Promič Benik.
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