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00:00You can only brush your head twice. You can't brush your head a hundred times.
00:10Can the head be like this?
00:13When you brush it once, it's over.
00:17Dear viewers, good evening.
00:23Here we are, the 15th of December, 2013.
00:27Thank God, we are all alive and well.
00:30I congratulate you on being alive in Croatia.
00:33Health serves to better bear the burden.
00:36Živojide, how was it? How are you? What's up?
00:39Thank you for asking, colleague.
00:41What's up?
00:42Nothing new, everything's the same.
00:44As they say.
00:45Old people.
00:46Don't interrupt me.
00:47You know how old people say.
00:48Nothing new, everything's the same.
00:50I don't know.
00:52So, we have a heading to start with,
00:56and that is, what happened today.
01:00Why is the heading called What Happened Today?
01:02Because since the age of...
01:05How do you say that?
01:06Since the age of...
01:08Since the age of memory, people...
01:11It's the same number of dates for hundreds of years.
01:13So some things happened on the same day,
01:16but not this year, of course.
01:18On the 15th of this month,
01:21but far away, in 1820,
01:24the hand of a traitor's own people was killed,
01:28a bull that only sits,
01:30the leader of Sijuks at that time...
01:33It's not a bull that only sits,
01:35it's a bull that sits.
01:37It's only a bull that sits.
01:38Aha, a bull that sits.
01:39Yes, that's what it says, only a bull that sits.
01:41Well, okay, but it's faster on this.
01:43Or Tatanka, Jonotanka,
01:46Jonotanka, that's what the Sijuks are called.
01:48Colleague, there's a mistake in the pronunciation.
01:50Tatanka, Jonotanka.
01:52It's not Tatanka.
01:53No, it's not Tatanka, it's Tatanka.
01:57What?
01:58Tatanka, Jonotanka.
02:00So it's not Tatanka, it's Tatanka.
02:03Tatanka, Jonotanka, okay.
02:05If we really want to be correct.
02:09Okay.
02:10Namely, he was the leader of the Sijuks,
02:12and he won against Little Big Horn,
02:14he defeated the Germans, who did he defeat?
02:17The Americans, the Americans.
02:19He defeated the Americans,
02:21but then he moved to Canada,
02:23he moved from Nemel to Nedraga,
02:25he and his tribe.
02:27There are similar events in these areas.
02:31Maybe he was a minority,
02:33but they were the first in those areas.
02:36Like us, the Croats, we were the first here.
02:39Sorry, colleague, but we were there before you.
02:43My great-grandfather told me,
02:45we were there at least a century before you.
02:47At least a century.
02:48Who? You Serbs?
02:49What?
02:50Well, yes, until the 7th century,
02:52there was no one anywhere.
02:53Nowhere?
02:54There's no one anywhere.
02:55That's where we came from.
02:56My great-grandfather has a stone,
02:57he has a carved personal card.
02:59He has a carved stone.
03:01So we won't dwell on that,
03:03but I see that...
03:04What does your great-grandfather have?
03:05He has a stone.
03:06He has a carved personal card in the stone.
03:09That's my great-grandfather.
03:10We came in the 7th century.
03:12In the 7th century, you have a picture.
03:14There's a picture, someone took a picture.
03:16The Croats come to the sea,
03:18where in Zagreb, where there was no one.
03:21Yes, maybe there was no one,
03:23or we went somewhere, to the field or something.
03:26Well, yes, but we won't dwell on that now.
03:28We won't dwell on that.
03:29Okay.
03:30And at the time of the 15th of this month,
03:34Nero the Fifth was born,
03:36the emperor of the Roman Empire.
03:38The man was a beggar.
03:41He spent a lot of money,
03:43as the Romans would say,
03:45a lot of money.
03:48There's nothing he didn't spend,
03:50on the execution ground, on art.
03:52First of all, his mother,
03:54look now, Agipina,
03:56killed his father,
03:58so that he would inherit his father.
04:00And then, when he came to power,
04:02he killed his mother,
04:04and his wife.
04:06He killed his wife.
04:07His brother.
04:08He killed his brother.
04:09He killed them all.
04:10And then, in the end,
04:11they killed him,
04:12when they had no one to kill,
04:13he killed himself.
04:14Because he was probably used to it.
04:16So, it was a catastrophe.
04:18The history is full of such atrocities.
04:21It's better to live in the present time,
04:23if necessary,
04:24than to go back to the past.
04:27The story of the affair,
04:29which we have investigated to the end,
04:31is about the affair of Jacobin.
04:33Here, open it.
04:35What did you bring?
04:36What is that?
04:37That's a laptop.
04:39But that's my first laptop.
04:41It's from 1984.
04:43I was the first owner.
04:45Where did you get it?
04:47I had an accident.
04:49I was just going to surf,
04:51and I had a master hand from Kolinje,
04:53you know.
04:54And I fell down on the fence,
04:56and there was nothing there,
04:58maybe there was,
04:59but I was just on the street,
05:00and a neighbor with Krajina
05:01passed by.
05:02With whom?
05:03With this cistern, you know.
05:04What's the name of the cistern?
05:06Krajina.
05:09And he passed through the computer.
05:11Why Krajina?
05:12That's what it's called.
05:14Aha, you have a parallel connection.
05:16No, no, no.
05:17It's spelled C-R-E-I-N-A.
05:19But since we pulled it out,
05:21we wrote Krajina on it.
05:23I want to say,
05:24the no-meter-watt warranty
05:26went away,
05:27Toshiba gives it,
05:28and you'll get a new one.
05:30Here, I'm going tomorrow.
05:32So if you get a no-meter-watt,
05:33you get a new one?
05:34Yes, you get a new one.
05:35And if you repair it,
05:36you get a new one?
05:37I can't believe it.
05:38So I'm going to throw this away,
05:39and get a new one.
05:40And what are you going to do
05:41if you get a no-meter-watt?
05:42I'm not going to.
05:43And Ferayakovina,
05:44these days,
05:45the wood and the stone
05:46have turned into
05:47a completely innocent man
05:48and his assistant.
05:49As usual.
05:50Well, please,
05:51here.
05:52He's weaving between my legs.
05:53All the time,
05:54he's weaving between my legs.
05:55All the time,
05:56I can't speak.
05:57I'm not going to steal anything anymore.
05:59No, no, no.
06:00Wait for me to finish.
06:01Okay.
06:02So,
06:03this is what's going on.
06:04Minister Jakovina
06:05was holding on to his nails
06:06and his pants
06:07so he wouldn't go to Bali.
06:08What are you going to do in Bali?
06:09I'm going to Bali
06:10because I can't
06:11take the bus
06:12for a long time.
06:13And his assistant
06:14had to go to a meeting.
06:15Prime Minister Milanovic
06:16said,
06:17we could barely
06:18get him to go.
06:19He said,
06:20we almost
06:21kicked him out
06:22of the bus.
06:23He said,
06:24we kicked him out of the bus.
06:25Yes, yes.
06:26No, he's going to Bali.
06:27Don't tell me he's going to Bali.
06:28I wouldn't go to Bali.
06:29But the public
06:30is jealous,
06:31you know
06:32the public is jealous
06:33that he went to Romania
06:34or to Bulgaria
06:35and no one
06:36cared.
06:37He spent 7 days
06:38in Bali
06:39in a small patio
06:40with a VTO meeting.
06:41He traveled for 6 days.
06:42He was slow.
06:43He took a bus
06:44and went.
06:45To find out the truth
06:46about what
06:47is really
06:48a terrible job
06:49in Croatia,
06:50we sent
06:51our team
06:52to Bali.
06:53We sent
06:54ING's team
06:55Is that right?
06:56Did I say it right?
06:57ING's team.
06:58We sent
06:59ING's team
07:00to Bali
07:01to find out
07:02what is really
07:03a terrible job
07:04in Croatia.
07:05Minister Tihomir Jakovina
07:06and the affair
07:07that is related
07:08to him
07:09talked about
07:10the trip
07:11to Bali.
07:12He traveled to Bali
07:13on a business trip
07:14for the VTO meeting.
07:15He and his assistant
07:16in the Ministry
07:17of Agriculture.
07:18The peninsula of Bali
07:19offers a number
07:20of opportunities
07:21to enjoy.
07:22The lagoon
07:23with the Sajvar
07:24is a warm pool.
07:25However,
07:26a former Zagreb student
07:27testified
07:28that nothing
07:29about it
07:30Minister Jakovina
07:31saw.
07:32Jakovina
07:33and I
07:34in Zagreb
07:35we studied
07:36in Zagreb
07:37together.
07:38I know him
07:39for years.
07:40Was he with
07:41someone?
07:42Yes,
07:43yes,
07:44he was with
07:45some lady
07:46that blue
07:47blonde
07:48hair
07:49that
07:50super
07:51feminine
07:52and he
07:53asked me
07:54to find
07:55him
07:56something
07:57that
07:58would
07:59be
08:00cheap.
08:01Cheaper?
08:02Yes,
08:03as if
08:04there was
08:05no money.
08:06Yes,
08:07as if
08:08there was
08:09no money.
08:10The address
08:11was
08:12what is
08:13that street
08:14called
08:15I can't
08:16remember
08:17what
08:18is it
08:19called
08:20where
08:21I can't
08:22remember
08:23but I
08:24can show
08:25you
08:26where
08:27it was.
08:28Here
08:29we are
08:30a little bit
08:31more.
08:32No,
08:33no,
08:34it's not
08:35here.
08:36Wait.
08:37You know,
08:38everything is
08:39similar.
08:40Jordan,
08:41Jordan,
08:42everything is
08:43similar.
08:44It's hard
08:45to find.
08:46Lady
08:47number
08:4813.
08:49Do you
08:50know?
08:51No,
08:52it's not
08:53this,
08:54it's not
08:55this.
08:56I know
08:57it was
08:58here.
08:59No,
09:00it's not.
09:01Here it is,
09:02here it is.
09:03Lady,
09:04was it here
09:05or here?
09:06Aha.
09:07So,
09:08I think
09:09that
09:10I don't know,
09:11they attack him
09:12as if he
09:13spent
09:14some money.
09:15Man,
09:16that's the
09:17cheapest part
09:18of Bali
09:19you can imagine.
09:20Surely,
09:21there is
09:22something
09:23cheaper than that,
09:24man.
09:25There is
09:26something
09:27cheaper than
09:28that.
09:29It's
09:30for two
09:31dollars a
09:32day,
09:33no less.
09:34They attack him
09:35because
09:36they are in
09:37the MNES.
09:38So,
09:39on bread
09:40and water,
09:41they pushed
09:42each other
09:43with a
09:44helper,
09:45they pushed,
09:46they didn't
09:47save the
09:48country.
09:49And now,
09:50thank him
09:51when he
09:52returns to
09:53Croatia.
09:54But,
09:55he is
09:56still
09:57in
09:58the MNES.
09:59So,
10:00they
10:01attack
10:02him
10:03with
10:04a
10:05helper,
10:06he
10:07gets
10:08a
10:09ticket
10:10and
10:11he
10:12goes
10:13to
10:14MNES.
10:15So,
10:16he
10:17goes
10:18to
10:19MNES.
10:20And
10:21he
10:22goes
10:23and
10:24We are in Alparia.
10:26And what, are people jealous?
10:28Jealous of that, brother.
10:30I haven't been to the sea since then.
10:32I haven't been anywhere, actually.
10:34I go there for a day or two.
10:36I leave the light on in the house,
10:38so they think I'm at home.
10:40There is no chance that they...
10:42It's incredible.
10:44Our people are so jealous.
10:46It's incredible that you let go,
10:48dear people.
10:50Someone will always go to Bali,
10:52if it's necessary, in a tent,
10:54or in a closet.
10:56Don't be like that.
10:58Everyone does it for a living.
11:22We are in Alparia.
11:24We are in Alparia.
11:26We are in Alparia.
11:28We are in Alparia.
11:30We are in Alparia.
11:32We are in Alparia.
11:34We are in Alparia.
11:36We are in Alparia.
11:38We are in Alparia.
11:40We are in Alparia.
11:42We are in Alparia.
11:44We are in Alparia.
11:46We are in Alparia.
11:48We are in Alparia.
11:50We are in Alparia.
11:52We are in Alparia.
11:54We are in Alparia.
11:56We are in Alparia.
11:58We are in Alparia.
12:00We are in Alparia.
12:02We are in Alparia.
12:04We are in Alparia.
12:06We are in Alparia.
12:08We are in Alparia.
12:10We are in Alparia.
12:12We are in Alparia.
12:14We are in Alparia.
12:16We are in Alparia.
12:18When Croatia is moving,
12:20more than electricity.
12:22Legs swollen because of
12:24extended veins?
12:26Restore your rhythm
12:28with Liothon 1000 Gel.
12:30Liothon 1000 Gel for all
12:32seasons.
12:34Read the prescription carefully
12:36and ask your doctor
12:38about risks and complications.
12:40He is a miner, old man.
12:42Where are you going to deal with him?
12:44He still has to go.
12:46From the arrival of Croats
12:48in this area
12:50from the 7th century
12:52to the present day
12:54Croatia has collected
12:56around 53 billion euros
12:58in debt.
13:00And not only that.
13:02It would be less of a debt
13:04for the citizens
13:06than for all citizens
13:08together with the state.
13:10On behalf of all citizens
13:12who are born
13:14in Croatia
13:1610,747 euros
13:18or around 80,000 kuna
13:20are in debt.
13:22So those babies
13:24who are crying
13:26where were they born?
13:28Normally 80,000 kuna
13:30already on the back
13:32when you are born.
13:34For this reason
13:36we invited our guest
13:38Mr. Child.
13:40Mr. Child, good evening.
13:42Are you angry
13:44that you already owe 80,000 kuna?
13:46No.
13:48Here are some chocolate bananas.
13:52That would be
13:54all for tonight from Mr. Child.
13:58We have already talked
14:00about the sad
14:02end of the bull
14:04who sits and who owns the people.
14:06Owns the people.
14:08The police.
14:10But the people
14:12were sold to the whites.
14:14They were sold to the whites.
14:16They put on police uniforms
14:18and those bulls
14:20who sit
14:22were killed.
14:24He did not sit at that time.
14:26He was on a horse.
14:28How did he get that?
14:30He liked to sit.
14:32He was a shaman.
14:34Shabad.
14:36Shaban or shaman?
14:38Shaban or shaman?
14:40Shaman.
14:42He was a spiritual being.
14:44He sat on a bed.
14:46A role model?
14:48Yes.
14:50He thought about life.
14:52He sat on a bull.
14:54Tatanka.
14:56A bull.
14:58Tatanka is a bull?
15:00Tatanka is a bull.
15:02And Iotanka?
15:04Iotanka.
15:06I don't know
15:08if I said it right.
15:10What did that pull?
15:12No, brother.
15:14I am suggesting
15:16to the government
15:18that we all
15:20read and write.
15:22It would be easier.
15:24There would be no more children
15:26in school.
15:28If you say John,
15:30you have to write
15:32J-O-H-N-D-E-R-E.
15:34There are 19 words.
15:36And we have
15:38J-O-H-N-D-E-R-E.
15:405 words.
15:42You are right.
15:44I will do the same.
15:46There are people
15:48who started
15:50to write
15:52on their own.
15:54It is easier for them.
15:56You have to write
15:58according to the pull.
16:00OK.
16:02Let's look
16:04at the parallel
16:06between today's Croatia
16:08and the Wild West.
16:10You will see
16:12that the atmosphere
16:14is the same.
16:16They look at the rights
16:18of citizens,
16:20sexual minorities
16:22and minorities in general.
16:24Today's situation
16:26in Croatia
16:28is similar
16:30to the situation
16:32in the USA
16:34200 years ago.
16:36Look at what
16:38the Lumiere brothers
16:40filmed.
16:54You can sit here.
16:56You can introduce yourself.
16:58I am with you tonight.
17:00My name is...
17:04I am sorry.
17:08One milk.
17:16Excuse me.
17:18Are you here for a dance?
17:20No.
17:22I don't like gay people.
17:24What?
17:28What do you want?
17:34Gay people will have
17:36their rights.
17:42What is your goal?
17:44What is your goal?
17:46Cover your chest.
17:48Let's go.
17:50Ah!
17:56What are you doing here?
17:58I heard that
18:00some people have tablets.
18:02We want to have tablets, too.
18:04You want tablets?
18:06We want bilingual tablets.
18:08This country belongs to us,
18:10not to them.
18:12I will put it myself.
18:14What?
18:16How can he put
18:18the tablets?
18:20He will put them,
18:22and we will take them off.
18:24No, we will put them.
18:26No, they will put them,
18:28and we will take them off.
18:30Good, good.
18:32You see, this film
18:34depicted the situation
18:36of today's Croatia.
18:38We are not only divided,
18:40but we are also multiplied,
18:42taken away, and numbered.
18:44There is nothing we are not.
18:46There is nothing we are not.
18:48There is nothing we are not.
18:50There is nothing we are not.
18:52There is nothing we are not.
18:54There is nothing we are not.
18:56There is nothing we are not.
18:58There is nothing we are not.
19:00There is nothing we are not.
19:02There is nothing we are not.
19:04There is nothing we are not.
19:06There is nothing we are not.
19:08There is nothing we are not.
19:10There is nothing we are not.
19:12There is nothing we are not.
19:14We signed some rules,
19:16some rules of conduct
19:18for minorities,
19:20for people of the same sex,
19:22and for people of different sexes.
19:24I think it would be good
19:26if we set an example, you and me.
19:28You are a honest Serb,
19:30and I am a honest Croat.
19:32Let's fall in love,
19:34and let's stop fighting
19:36and anything else.
19:38Friends, colleagues,
19:40we will send friends.
19:44Dear viewers,
19:46we have come to the part
19:48of the first diary
19:50reserved for psychoanalysis,
19:52the so-called daily psychiatrist.
19:54It is my honor to welcome
19:56Professor Gruden in the studio.
19:58Good evening, Professor.
20:00Good evening.
20:02I suggest we start
20:04by looking at an excerpt
20:06that will illustrate
20:08what we are going to talk about.
20:10Let's look at the joint excerpt.
20:12Good evening.
20:16What do you say
20:18to the idea of someone
20:20to replace you with Mrs. Markic,
20:22to replace her with the head of HGZ?
20:34Please tell us where we are.
20:36Where are we now?
20:42Good.
20:46Can you tell us
20:48anything about the
20:50trip to Bali?
21:02Good.
21:04Anyway, thank you for
21:06your hospitality.
21:10Goodbye.
21:12You were great.
21:14You have seen
21:16that we are not talking
21:18about silence.
21:20It is a strange word.
21:22Hamlet dies and says
21:24everything else is silence.
21:26Silence is gold.
21:28It is better to be silent
21:30than to say everything.
21:32What is the symbol of silence?
21:34What is the cause
21:36of this silence
21:38and why is it so loud?
21:40In communicology
21:42it is believed
21:44that it is very important
21:46to listen well.
21:48And we listen
21:50if we are silent.
21:52It is much more important
21:54to know how to listen
21:56than to know how to speak well.
21:58In high school
22:00we were taught
22:02between Latin sentences
22:04that if you were silent
22:06you would be a philosopher.
22:08What does it mean?
22:10It means that the opposite of silence
22:12is a story.
22:14A lot of stories,
22:16no philosophy.
22:18It is enough to go to a kindergarten
22:20and see how many children
22:22there are.
22:24They all speak at the same time.
22:26No one listens to anyone.
22:28It does not bother anyone.
22:30Speaking a lot means
22:32being a small child.
22:34There is a lot of information
22:36with statements, messages
22:38about every judge.
22:40Would this silence
22:42that we have just seen
22:44be the crown
22:46of being in our country?
22:48Does it speak to that silence?
22:50Yes, it does.
22:52In psychoanalysis
22:54there is a kind of psychoanalyst
22:56who can
22:58be silent
23:00longer and longer
23:02because
23:04every word he speaks
23:06including the question
23:08is suggestive.
23:10And when we do not speak
23:12then the one who speaks to us
23:14even if he asks
23:16a question,
23:18if he encourages us to speak
23:20he actually says a lot more
23:22than if we
23:24ask him a question
23:26from his point of view.
23:28There is no better way
23:30to silence a person
23:32than to silence him
23:34and listen to him.
23:36Regardless, he can talk about you,
23:38he can attack you,
23:40he always speaks about himself.
24:00If you have any questions,
24:02ask your doctor or physician.
24:30Non-verbal hypnosis
24:32catalepsy
24:34recreation
24:36mesmerism
24:38mesmerismo
24:40mesmeric crisis
24:42deep trance
24:44free course
24:46www.mesmerism.info
25:00It moves Croatia, more than electricity.
25:04Your friends are really careful.
25:06Find out more about Ondine's journey at riomare.hr
25:10While you are silent, all your co-authors speak exclusively about themselves,
25:15so at least they mentioned you and your names and so on.
25:18So, I would say in this case, can we conclude,
25:22do we dare to conclude that the silence of this politician is actually a victory over the speakers?
25:29Is it a victory? Is it positive for a politician?
25:33That's right. In any case, he is silent.
25:36He is silent about a lot of things.
25:39He has a lot to be silent about and to be silent about.
25:42And people don't know what he is silent about.
25:45Phenomenal. Here he is.
25:47Professor, thank you very much for this evening.
25:50I hope we learned something about ourselves and others.
25:54Let's not make it so difficult.
25:57It's a bit...
25:59Anyway, these people live here.
26:01Let's not look at such things now.
26:04Let's look at the latest Calabria and Dalai Lama.
26:09Joe Simunic meets a man who is carrying rags with him.
26:13Who?
26:15He is carrying rags.
26:17Wait.
26:18And you tell him, Simunic, to go home.
26:21What's that?
26:23And he says, man, I'm not carrying rags.
26:29What?
26:31What?
26:33Who? What?
26:35He says, Joe Simunic, go home.
26:37And he says, this man is not carrying rags.
26:40Who?
26:41What are you talking about?
26:47He says, Joe Simunic, go home.
26:49And he says, he's not carrying rags.
26:55He's the one who covered the house.
26:57And now he's carrying rags?
26:59Oh my God.
27:04To be honest, I don't like this guy at all.
27:08I can't agree with you, colleague, but...
27:11What's so funny?
27:13I don't understand.
27:15The man who's carrying rags says he's not carrying rags.
27:19I don't understand.
27:21I was watching the latest news about Joe Simunic.
27:25How? What should I type?
27:27Type...
27:29Come on.
27:31You took a minute for yourself, didn't you?
27:33No, you took a minute.
27:35Type...
27:37Joje Simunic.
27:39Joje.
27:41Joje.
27:43Let's watch an ad while I see what Simunic said.
27:48Boomspray quickly and efficiently kills mosquitoes, ants, flies, flies and other insects.
27:52Boomspray produces thunder.
27:57Ten seconds have passed.
27:59And we've come to the end of the evening news,
28:02just to present you the latest Croatian, Serbian, English dictionary.
28:07In all its flood of national emotions and chauvinism,
28:12it's good to have a pictorial dictionary,
28:14because then no one can get angry.
28:16Here's a picture.
28:18Let's take, I don't know, kolac.
28:20Kolac.
28:22Kolac.
28:24So, Croatian kolac.
28:26Here's a picture of kolac.
28:28This is some kind of fahija.
28:30In Croatian it's kolac.
28:32In Serbian it's kolac, but it's written differently.
28:34Yes.
28:36And in English it's cookie.
28:38Or cake.
28:40Cake, cookie.
28:42But the picture is the same.
28:44We're talking about the same things in my life.
28:46But the language is deceiving us.
28:48That's what I'm talking about, colleague.
28:50I should see more pictures like this.
28:52The Croatian will say, when he comes to the dictionary,
28:56he will say, please, one...
28:58No, what's fahija?
29:00Yes.
29:02Please, one fahija.
29:04Until when will Serbs...
29:06You'll give me...
29:08You'll give me one fahija.
29:10And the English will say...
29:12I would like to fahija.
29:14That's all for tonight.
29:16See you next week.
29:18Yes.
29:20How did it go?
29:22We're going to...
29:24What did you say last time?
29:26Yes.
29:28Did you mean it?
29:30Yes.