Tomislav Mix
Tomislav Mix
  • 2 months ago
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00:00It was Dazdar from the Youtubers, she said we need to help the judge.
00:12And that she will rent it from a company that imports some toilet paper.
00:16I will help.
00:19Let her say. When you film the show, let her help.
00:23I will help.
00:24Did Kirill catch you?
00:26Shut up.
00:28Dear viewers, good evening. It's December 22nd.
00:33There are three days left until Christmas.
00:36If you don't celebrate, there are three days left until Christmas.
00:39Nothing can be done.
00:41How long have you been here?
00:43Two weeks.
00:45So you have a good reason to celebrate.
00:50I have a good reason to celebrate.
01:04How come you have so much meat?
01:06I have 150 kilos of meat.
01:09Now you have Slava Nikola.
01:12Yes, yes.
01:13You have to have a grill for a month.
01:17150 kilos.
01:19That's not enough.
01:20What do you mean?
01:23It's grilled meat.
01:26How much was it?
01:29More than 200 kilos.
01:31150 kilos of meat.
01:33How long did you grill it?
01:356 hours.
01:37We stay up all night.
01:39We drink a little bit of rakija.
01:41Beer.
01:42Beer, rakija.
01:44We hang out.
01:46You know how the skin cracks?
01:48It's like chips.
01:49When I watch TV at night,
01:51instead of chips, I eat the skin.
01:54It's dark.
01:56This is good.
01:58This is the sweetest.
02:00But you can't eat children.
02:02Children eat their ears first.
02:06OK.
02:07And now, Zivojno's contribution for today.
02:14For today?
02:15Nothing.
02:17Nothing happened.
02:19What?
02:20Nothing happened.
02:22I checked all the portals.
02:24There's nothing.
02:26There's nothing for that date.
02:28I'm serious.
02:29I'm serious.
02:30I didn't find anything.
02:32What do you mean?
02:33Nothing happened.
02:34Nothing important.
02:35I didn't want to burden the show with unimportant details,
02:39but nothing important happened.
02:42We'll get over it.
02:44We know that teachers, teachers, professors,
02:51will come to KlojeÅ” with the ministry.
02:56The ministry cancelled Christmas this year.
03:00They cancelled transportation.
03:02Some took a lot of money for transportation.
03:05And so on.
03:06Minister Ivanović criticized their work.
03:13How many anniversaries do they have?
03:15A lot.
03:16Three months.
03:17Winter, holidays.
03:19Do you support Minister Ivanović's party?
03:22I always support the state's party.
03:26They have three months.
03:29What do you do in the summer?
03:31Nothing.
03:32What do you do in the summer?
03:33Nothing.
03:34What do you do in the winter?
03:36Nothing.
03:37How much do they work?
03:39Which day does the professor work?
03:42During the winter holidays,
03:45I don't know, on Mondays,
03:47it all comes together.
03:49Winter, summer, spring, fall.
03:53And when does he work?
03:55A couple of hours.
03:57An hour is 40 minutes.
04:00They have an hour, 45 minutes.
04:03It's the so-called school hour.
04:07So they don't work for 8 hours.
04:10They don't work for 8 hours.
04:12Neither school hours, nor this one.
04:14And it's less than an hour in 15 minutes.
04:17I'm not an expert,
04:19so I wouldn't want to...
04:21Professors are somewhere in Alparia.
04:23Yes, yes.
04:24For us, agricultural engineers.
04:26As you wish.
04:27We have a clip
04:30recorded in Otočica,
04:32at the Municipal Court,
04:34where the legal representative,
04:36Minister Jovanović,
04:38tried in some way
04:41to convince the municipality,
04:43and the court itself,
04:45about the story of a teacher
04:48who came with a small child
04:50to look like, you know,
04:52to deceive a little.
04:54Here, look at the details
04:56from that trial.
04:58As the legal representative of Minister Jovanović,
05:01I will prove to you,
05:03for example, these teachers,
05:05that they are unemployed,
05:09that they are in school,
05:11that they are in a hurry,
05:13and that they have been working
05:15only for a month a day,
05:17ladies and gentlemen.
05:19That's not true!
05:21That's a lie!
05:24I beg you,
05:26if you just listen for a minute,
05:29you will see that the teacher,
05:31before the children leave,
05:33goes to the cafe to drink
05:35his obligatory drink.
05:37Jesus Christ!
05:39And not only
05:41that he does not work in schools
05:43and faculties,
05:45but it is impossible
05:47that someone is on duty
05:49at the same time,
05:51that he is in a cafe,
05:53and that he does not work there.
05:55Jesus Christ!
05:57So, he wants a Christmas tree,
05:59he wants money,
06:01he wants everything,
06:03but nothing is done,
06:05nothing.
06:07Nothing, for months.
06:09He wants a Christmas tree,
06:11he wants a translation,
06:13he wants everything,
06:15but he works a month a day,
06:17in a year,
06:19maybe a month,
06:21or two, or three,
06:23maybe the most.
06:25Is that so?
06:27That's not true!
06:29Then,
06:31he goes skiing
06:33during the winter holidays,
06:35my dear sir,
06:37and then he wants
06:39ten thousand kuna,
06:41sir!
06:43And what is that for the state?
06:45Death!
06:47Jesus Christ!
06:49Don't irritate me, minister!
06:51Let me,
06:53sir,
06:55to get paid,
06:57to do something.
06:59Death!
07:01Death!
07:03Death!
07:05Death!
07:07Here, I saw it.
07:09I mean, that...
07:11No, a man has a right.
07:13Now, when I think a little better,
07:15my dear teachers,
07:17don't get angry,
07:19but a man is always in place.
07:21Yes, yes.
07:23When you put it on paper,
07:25take a pencil,
07:27take some honest interest,
07:29I don't know, a belt,
07:31a blanket,
07:33or something like that,
07:35and then...
07:37But the situation in Croatia,
07:39my ears are slowly rising,
07:41how much the situation in Croatia is boiling,
07:43it started to hurt,
07:45because there are two people
07:47on our political scene.
07:49The leader of the opposition,
07:51Tomislav Karamarko,
07:53also known as Toc,
07:55or Toc?
07:57Toc.
07:59After a long silence,
08:01he spoke in languages,
08:03but what is happening,
08:05I will perhaps only answer
08:07to some psychologists or psychiatrists,
08:09what is it,
08:11how many of us are there in reality,
08:13look at the statement of
08:15Gosin Karamarko.
08:17What is your government thinking
08:19about the offer for the privatization
08:21Simply, the total offer
08:23is too low,
08:25and that is the government's answer.
08:27Yes, privatization is needed,
08:29but in such
08:31minimal conditions,
08:33no.
08:35When you come to power,
08:37you say that you will
08:39focus on the HPB,
08:41what does that mean?
08:43It means that we will be able
08:45to solve all those
08:47bad voters from that period,
08:49where there are still
08:51actions against responsible people,
08:53so we believe that the existing
08:55administration can carry
08:57the burden of work and that
08:59there is no problem for the HBB.
09:01As an expert
09:03on that field,
09:05what do you think should be the job
09:07of the Government of the Republic of Croatia?
09:09What is the job of the Government
09:11of the Republic of Croatia,
09:13is to analyze the recommendations
09:15sent by the European Commission
09:17and to make a decision
09:19based on that.
09:21Thank you very much,
09:23Mr. President of the Government of the Republic of Croatia.
09:25Thank you for your answers.
09:33That was...
09:35Did you notice that...
09:37As I said,
09:39I am not a psychologist
09:41or a psychiatrist,
09:43but in each of us,
09:45there is a couple of people.
09:47Do you think so?
09:49You know,
09:51there is a children's side,
09:53a woman's side...
09:55There is a woman's side?
09:57Yes, in each of us.
09:59How does your woman's side
10:01come together?
10:03I don't know,
10:05maybe I like
10:07hand creams and so on.
10:09You are a metasexual.
10:11I like hand cream.
10:13No, I don't like hand cream,
10:15but I like to touch
10:17the ears and so on.
10:23It's nothing strange.
10:25And in you,
10:27what did you get?
10:29I got a new one.
10:31What is that?
10:33You got a new one?
10:35When I explained to people
10:37in the service
10:39what it is all about,
10:41they said,
10:43it's a hand cream.
10:45That's it?
10:47No,
10:49when Toshiba guarantees it,
10:51then it's a deal.
10:55We didn't have to wait
10:57for a long time
10:59for Mr. Linić's reaction.
11:01Look how he reacts
11:03to this blatant violation
11:05of the right to personality.
11:07Mr. Minister,
11:09how has your program
11:11and your voice changed?
11:13I would say,
11:15I have many years of experience
11:17and when we look at it,
11:19each of us is a completely
11:21different person,
11:23and some fight for work,
11:25results, changes,
11:27and some for conflicts.
11:29He said it well.
11:31You know it's a good story.
11:33And we,
11:35from today,
11:37thank you,
11:39I don't know who to thank,
11:41but you know it was my idea.
11:43Ok, your idea.
11:45We have a section called Region,
11:47and the interaction between
11:49the former Yugoslavia.
11:51What in a way
11:53is a great development
11:55of international relations
11:57between Bosnia and Herzegovina
11:59and Croatia is the construction
12:01of the PeljeŔki bridge.
12:03At first it was a tunnel,
12:05then a corridor,
12:07and now again a bridge.
12:09Why do you think
12:11the bridge is the best?
12:13You can see it from a distance.
12:15You can see it,
12:17it looks somehow.
12:19And when you build a tunnel,
12:21where did you put the money?
12:23I'm afraid to go into a hole.
12:25I don't like it.
12:27I feel atrocious.
12:29But the public scene
12:31and Bosnia and Herzegovina
12:33is a great development.
12:35We are looking at a special clip
12:37from a colleague
12:39Gavrilo Inat.
12:41He is talking about
12:43whether the citizens of Bosnia and Herzegovina
12:45want to decide by referendum
12:47whether we will build the bridge
12:49or not.
12:51I think it would be the best
12:53if they decide whether we should build it.
12:55Good afternoon, dear viewers.
12:57We are in Sarajevo,
12:59the capital of Bosnia and Herzegovina,
13:01and we are here to see
13:03what the citizens think
13:05about whether the citizens of Bosnia and Herzegovina
13:07should decide by referendum
13:09and whether Croatia should build
13:11the PeljeŔac Bridge.
13:13I think we should
13:15go to the referendum
13:17and vote.
13:19If Croatia builds the bridge,
13:21it will close
13:23every coastal road
13:25for Bosnia and Herzegovina.
13:27We should ask ourselves
13:29whether the citizens of Bosnia and Herzegovina
13:31should decide by referendum
13:33or by my approval.
13:35They should.
13:37Are you in favor of building the PeljeŔac Bridge?
13:39No, I am not.
13:41We are here
13:43and we will leave
13:45soon.
13:47I don't care.
13:49Let the young people do what they want.
13:51I agree with my colleague.
13:53Are you sure?
13:55I am 100% sure.
13:57We will defend ourselves.
13:59We are here
14:01and we will vote.
14:03I don't know
14:05if it is worth it.
14:07A referendum is worth it.
14:09I don't know what will happen next.
14:11We should find out.
14:13By referendum?
14:15Will you go to the referendum?
14:17Yes, I will.
14:19Do you know when it is?
14:21The citizens of Bosnia and Herzegovina
14:23should do it.
14:25The referendum should be held in October 2014.
14:27I agree.
14:29Should the government in Serbia ask about it?
14:31I haven't thought about it.
14:33I don't know what to say.
14:35I think it has already been decided.
14:37Politicians,
14:39lawyers,
14:41everyone is talking about it.
14:43Dear viewers,
14:45did you hear what the citizens of Bosnia and Herzegovina
14:47think about building the PeljeŔac Bridge
14:49by referendum?
14:51After everything we have heard,
14:53we can come to a conclusion.
14:55They started building the PeljeŔac Bridge.
14:57The citizens of Bosnia and Herzegovina
14:59are taking their money
15:01and are filming the film
15:03Battle on Neretva 2.
15:05For Pervan Dnevnik,
15:07from Sarajevo,
15:09Gavrilo Inat.
15:11I knew
15:13how those people were feeling.
15:15Will there be a referendum?
15:17Yes, there will be.
15:19The best thing is that all the people
15:21have decided on some important things.
15:23I am always for a referendum.
15:25Let's say that
15:27some body is formed.
15:29Slovenia is not.
15:31Let's put them there so they don't get angry.
15:33Slovenia has a body.
15:35Croatia,
15:37Bosnia,
15:39Montenegro,
15:41Serbia,
15:43and Belgrade.
15:46Don't exaggerate.
15:48But,
15:50things are coming
15:52to a point
15:54where there is no return.
15:56How do you say it in English?
15:58The point of no return.
16:00You speak English so well.
16:02I watched American movies.
16:04The point of no return
16:06has just arrived.
16:08We received the footage an hour ago.
16:10Two Croatian
16:12Amiga 21
16:14bis AMG.
16:16The Amiga
16:18are
16:20amazing.
16:22Look at the arrival
16:24of our
16:26first two of ten
16:28Amiga 21 bis AMG
16:30and the first exercise.
16:32What is it all about?
16:34It's not just a regular Amiga.
16:36No, no, no.
16:38It's the Amiga 21 bis AMG.
16:40They have a vertical mount.
16:42You see how it lands.
16:44One has a system
16:46for digging.
16:48This one landed on a meadow.
16:50It digs into the ground.
16:52Look at it.
16:54This is the equipment
16:56according to NATO standards.
16:58Everything is digital.
17:00Incredible.
17:02Look at the radars.
17:04Fantastic.
17:06There are several speedometers
17:08in miles and kilometers.
17:10There is water.
17:12I mean the temperature.
17:14Fantastic.
17:18Look at the lighter.
17:20It's lacquered.
17:22Look at the keys.
17:24Perfect.
17:26Fantastic.
17:28Look how it lands.
17:30Vertically.
17:32You see?
17:34It lands from
17:36the smallest place.
17:38From the sea.
17:40One Amiga
17:42lands on the bottom of the sea.
17:44It can land
17:46from anywhere.
17:48I don't know.
17:50It can land from the sea,
17:52from the lake.
17:54Last night,
17:56one Amiga was tasked
17:58to launch the latest Croatian bomb.
18:00Let's see.
18:02The bomb was launched
18:04in Ruđer BoÅ”ković.
18:06In Končar.
18:08Let's see the recording.
18:14Thanks to our colleagues
18:16we can see
18:18the detonation of the Croatian bomb
18:20by Julij Klović.
18:22Maybe we overdid it
18:24with the demonstration of force.
18:26But it never happened.
18:28It was extinguished later.
18:30The fire was extinguished later.
18:32Really?
18:34Yes.
18:36But we did it
18:38just like that.
18:40We did it just like that.
18:42Just to let everyone know.
18:44To all possible aggressors.
18:46Keep your fingers away from Croatia.
18:48Of course.
18:50The people need to know that.
18:52I heard that a Croatian aircraft carrier
18:54is being built.
18:56So we will have...
18:58Wait, it's not an aircraft.
19:00Yes, it's one aircraft.
19:02We have two aircrafts.
19:04Two aircrafts need to be together.
19:06That's how it is.
19:08According to NATO standards.
19:10One aircraft can be on the nose
19:12and the other on the tail.
19:14Yes, that's right.
19:16But it's unbelievable
19:18that StiŔa is fighting
19:20around Đula Šimunić.
19:22There are still 10 matches left.
19:24There are few people
19:26who are defending him.
19:28He is defending himself.
19:30I think he didn't know
19:32that it's a call from God.
19:34How did you feel?
19:36Did it touch you?
19:38I didn't feel it.
19:40You know why?
19:42Because you hear it
19:44from everyone.
19:46I didn't feel it.
19:48But my family
19:50was not happy.
19:52But I felt it.
19:56Let's see
19:58if a man
20:00who has been through
20:02a lot in his life
20:04can justify it.
20:06What do I know?
20:08About this affair
20:10with Đula Šimunić.
20:12It's nothing.
20:14There are older people.
20:16A woman comes
20:18and says,
20:20I'm ready for the house.
20:22I'm ready.
20:24She goes to the house
20:26and lives normally.
20:28Like an old man.
20:30But she lives in the house.
20:32She has to get ready.
20:34She can't go to the house.
20:36Don't tell me
20:38that there are 10 matches left.
20:44Can it mean
20:46something else?
20:48It's not the worst thing in the world.
20:50Maybe Đula was disappointed.
20:52Maybe Đula was disappointed.
20:54Who knows
20:56what happened to him.
20:58Maybe it was his family
21:00or his colleagues.
21:02Maybe he was persuaded.
21:04Maybe he was persuaded.
21:06Now he's laughing.
21:08Maybe he took a ticket
21:10from Germany.
21:12Oh, Germany.
21:14When Germany defends you.
21:16I'm 90% sure
21:18that you will win.
21:20And now,
21:22our beloved
21:24spiritual leader,
21:26Dalai Lama,
21:28stole my car.
21:30Who?
21:32Germany.
21:34He said,
21:36did you see who stole it?
21:38Who?
21:40Wait.
21:42He said,
21:44I didn't, but I wrote it down.
21:46What?
21:48What?
21:50What?
21:52He didn't see
21:54who stole it, but he wrote it down.
21:56I don't know.
21:58From his car.
22:00What was it?
22:02No.
22:04Someone stole his car,
22:06and he doesn't know
22:08who wrote it down.
22:10From his car?
22:12He didn't know his car,
22:14so he wrote it down.
22:16Oh my God.
22:20This is good.
22:22This is excellent.
22:24You know,
22:26I love these
22:28so-called non-American jokes.
22:30This is good.
22:32This is really good.
22:34And,
22:36let me see.
22:40What did you take?
22:42Wait, I need a pill.
22:44I need a pill.
22:46Whenever I have a headache,
22:48I take a pill.
22:50Wait, let me see.
22:52Look, there is a pill,
22:54and there is a syringe.
22:56And you just push the pill.
22:58Let me see.
23:00Let me see.
23:02What is it?
23:04This is my minute.
23:06Sell it to me.
23:08How much does it cost?
23:10What do you care?
23:12I'll give you 300 euros.
23:14Not 100 euros.
23:16I'll give you 300 euros in dinars.
23:18Here you go.
23:2050, 100, 200, 300.
23:22300 dinars.
23:24Wait, what is that?
23:26It's 1 in 1.
23:28It's a Serbian dinar.
23:30They are all similar.
23:32Wait, how much is 300 dinars?
23:34300 euros.
23:36So, 1 dinar is 1 euro.
23:38Yes.
23:40I was walking around the city,
23:42and I didn't buy anything.
23:44I'm going to...
23:46Are you sure?
23:48Are you sure it's Serbian dinar?
23:50You can change it wherever you want.
23:52You can change it wherever you want.
23:54Don't make me angry.
23:56I've never seen dinars.
23:58Are we colleagues or what?
24:00Let's watch two short ads.
24:06This is vinegar.
24:08Aroma travel.
24:20Ceramica Kaniža.
24:22We have a message for you.
24:24This is a book about
24:26what happened in Koplje
24:28a long time ago,
24:30since 2008, I think.
24:32Yes, since 2008.
24:34Our writer Nives Drpić
24:36was born in Celsius.
24:40She sold most of the books.
24:42They had tears in their eyes.
24:46I don't understand.
24:48I'm sorry, but I don't understand.
24:50Let's not talk about it.
24:52She finally got...
24:54This is a photo of her
24:56as a happy woman
24:58who won an award.
25:00She even invited
25:02Zagreb soloists
25:04to read a part
25:06where she talks
25:08about the other self,
25:10about the spirit,
25:12about subjectivity
25:14in relation to
25:16self-determination.
25:18She says,
25:20the goal of the spirit
25:22is to make my appearance
25:24identical to my being.
25:26To raise the certainty
25:28of the self to the truth.
25:30Or the existence
25:32that the spirit has in its consciousness
25:34has an end in itself,
25:36which is the formal relationship
25:38to itself, self-awareness.
25:40As the object is only abstractly determined
25:42as it is his or hers.
25:44As the spirit is self-reflected
25:46in itself as an abstract I.
25:48That existence
25:50has another content
25:52that exists as its own.
25:54Congratulations.
25:56This is for the end.
25:58Take the book and read it.
26:00We will see each other
26:02in Svecarski Diary.
26:04In seven days,
26:06when you will bring me
26:08something on the table.
26:10I can bring you
26:12from my glory.
26:14You had glory
26:16two or three years ago.
26:18But I want to say
26:20that it is your Christmas.
26:22I will give it to you
26:24for my Christmas.
26:26Congratulations.
26:28Goodbye.