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00:00I just want to close where you can't stay forever, you can be sure that I will only
00:28get better, you and me together, through the days and nights, I don't worry, cause everything is gonna be alright.
00:41No one, no one, no one, I don't worry, cause everything is gonna be alright.
00:52Here we are, with this famous song No One, so no one is alive, is that right?
01:00Yes, yes, yes.
01:01With this famous song, no one is alive, no one, from Alishe Kis, we started in the craziest night.
01:08The craziest night is called because, bro, no one is normal for the new year, even though
01:13me and Živoj are fans of the reprise of the awaited new year.
01:17You won't push me, you won't see me on the new year, never.
01:21It's been 20 years since I was deceived in a way that I went to pay three times more expensive,
01:30you know.
01:31No, no, the reprise of the new year, you know why, my dear people, my dear viewers,
01:37the reprise of the new year is the mother.
01:39Well, of course.
01:40Be careful, you also have a countdown, 10, 9, 5, 6, 7, offer yourself a little bit.
01:46I will, I will.
01:47So, here it is, the reprise of the new year, the mother is 30% cheaper, you are also happy.
01:53Why is that?
01:54Because a man can be happy whenever he wants.
01:56Well, of course.
01:57I don't care if it's 25th, 28th, I don't know, let's be happy, let's go.
02:00I don't care if it's exactly the new year.
02:03Well, that's what it's all about.
02:04When you look, it's rare that a continent celebrates the new year at the same time.
02:09It's always sooner or later.
02:11And what is this madness now?
02:12We are the only ones, you know, right.
02:14Yes, yes, I know.
02:15So, this was the new year, did you sing well?
02:17Well, excellent.
02:18I mean, I took it off a few months ago.
02:20Look, I'll tell you, colleague, I'll tell you one thing.
02:23Maybe you didn't even fully use one of your talents.
02:29Why?
02:30Well, you really sing.
02:34Well, I said, the new year is coming, to congratulate the viewers with a big hit.
02:39I guarantee you, you would make a career as a singer.
02:44Well, I started there.
02:45Well, I know, yes, I remember.
02:46I stopped the war in 1989.
02:49I already had a contract with Discos.
02:52With Discos?
02:53With Discos, Belgrade.
02:54Sarajevo.
02:55Sarajevo.
02:56I already had a contract for the album Željko Kučina Cuko.
03:03I already had an album and 12 songs, above all.
03:08However, the war stopped, because in the war I thought about singing.
03:11I recorded only one single, which you will see now on the cover.
03:18Yes, yes, yes.
03:19Nothing else.
03:20The war didn't stop me, when I tell you.
03:22I know, yes, it's a pity.
03:23The war stopped me in the middle of the evening.
03:25It's a pity.
03:26Here, look how I was then.
03:27I was 198 cm tall.
03:29Hey, 198.
03:30And now you see, like a stool with a beard.
03:33Look at my first song.
03:41Željko Kučina Cuko
04:11Željko Kučina Cuko
04:41Željko Kučina Cuko
04:46Željko Kučina Cuko
04:51Željko Kučina Cuko
04:56Željko Kučina Cuko
05:01Željko Kučina Cuko
05:06Željko Kučina Cuko
05:11Željko Kučina Cuko
05:16Željko Kučina Cuko
05:21Željko Kučina Cuko
05:26Željko Kučina Cuko
05:31Željko Kučina Cuko
05:36Željko Kučina Cuko
05:41Željko Kučina Cuko
05:46Željko Kučina Cuko
05:51Željko Kučina Cuko
05:56Željko Kučina Cuko
06:01Željko Kučina Cuko
06:06And I think, you know...
06:08I'm sorry, I'm really sorry, but you see, that's how it is in life, you know.
06:14No, no, war is not a choice, war is not a choice.
06:17You were down, I was up, what do I know.
06:20Look, we are on different sides of the world, believe me.
06:22Yes, I know.
06:23Here, since this is the New Year, please give it to us,
06:27since it is the New Year and the atmosphere is relaxed,
06:32it would not be wrong to take that old or good way of entertaining the audience.
06:37We will not deal with politics now, what happened, what did not happen,
06:41but we will...
06:43Sorry, I'm not very skillful.
06:46Okay, okay.
06:47But we will tell a joke that will make the audience laugh,
06:52and those random travelers and volunteers who are watching.
06:56She said, she was visiting Dabar, Lisica and Medved in the forest,
07:03and now, one day, Medved says, I'm going, like the other animals,
07:08to learn a little, I have to be in charge in the forest.
07:11You know, Medved is at the top of some kind of pyramid,
07:14because, look, you have grizzlies, and under him are wolves,
07:18and if they are in a big herd, then these canids go lower.
07:22So, Chagalj...
07:23Dabar.
07:24What Dabar, it's not a canid, Dabar is a glutton.
07:27So, you too, and then at the bottom are plants,
07:31no matter if it's beans or beans.
07:33And Medved says, one day, he came to the forest,
07:36and it was a holiday, so people were not at home,
07:42and Medved says, look, I have a fox now,
07:45to cook, so I'm going to invite her to lunch,
07:48so she can bake me something, so I can go, so I don't invite her.
07:52And the fox listens to that, and Dabar,
07:55and Dabar says to the fox,
07:57Lio, this is going to eat us all, like a bear.
08:00And the fox says...
08:03I can't laugh.
08:06And Dabar says, wait, listen.
08:09And the fox says, Lio, this is going to eat us all, like a bear.
08:13And the bear knows, you know.
08:16And the bear says...
08:19A bear, a bear.
08:21And the bear listens to that,
08:23and Dabar says, what are you doing there?
08:26And the fox, Dabar says, nothing, nothing.
08:29And the bear says, I see.
08:33And the fox turns around,
08:37and says, my Dabar,
08:40the bear is the main chaos, you know.
08:43And the bear says, now you are going to answer three questions,
08:47like everyone else, so a total of six questions.
08:50And the bear asks Lio,
08:53who is not going to answer,
08:56and he says, exactly, he will eat him right away.
08:59And the fox says, ask me first,
09:02and Dabar says, no, I will.
09:05And the bear says, I will ask you first,
09:08when you get five apples,
09:11and someone takes two,
09:14and you have three,
09:17and the bear says, what are you going to do?
09:20And he says, I don't know, I will see.
09:23And the wolf, the bear eats the wolf.
09:26Oh my God, Dabar.
09:29And the fox smiles and says,
09:32Dabar, but not the one he ate,
09:35but another Dabar,
09:38he says, my Dabar, Dabar.
09:41Dabar, Dabar, my Dabar.
09:44My Dabar.
09:47No, it's not.
09:50No, wait, so Dabar.
09:53Dabar, my Dabar.
09:56Wait, what did he say?
09:59My Dabar.
10:02In the first version he said, my Dabar.
10:05No, no, so Dabar.
10:08Dabar, my Dabar.
10:11Dabar, my Dabar.
10:14Dabar, my Dabar.
10:17Dabar, my Dabar.
10:20So how can it be Dabar?
10:23You said Dabar.
10:26No, no, no.
10:29You have to make it for the audience.
10:32I wouldn't, but if we start like it was,
10:35then that's it.
10:38So, how, my...
10:41Dabar, my Dabar.
10:44I have to start from the beginning.
10:47In the forest, I can't start from the beginning.
10:50He's not that Dabar he ate,
10:53but the other one, and the leaf,
10:56where are you going, you can't go with the pouring.
10:59They call him Kumo, Kumo poured.
11:02Why, what does it mean?
11:05He says, my Kumo poured Kumo.
11:08I drink Kumo, I'm not scared at all.
11:11Okay, it doesn't matter, let's start again.
11:14Let's drink a little, come on.
11:17No, now comes the funny part, wait.
11:20You know, if I don't drink now,
11:23I could choke.
11:26And this...
11:29Wait, it was Dabar, leaf and bear.
11:33Wolf and bear.
11:36What wolf?
11:39Wolf, wolf, you're right.
11:42And the leaf starts something like,
11:45where are you going, you can't go with the bear.
11:48The bear with the hat, his head was cut off.
11:51The head, the blood from the neck.
11:54And it stopped for a while.
11:57You know how the bear was bitten,
12:00it was about 6 cm long.
12:03And they took the leaf off, and it fell.
12:06Why so fast?
12:09And the bear looked at it and said,
12:12Suljo, no, no,
12:15you're the one who cut me off.
12:18Okay, it doesn't matter.
12:21You should know how to say it.
12:24I mean, I can say it like it is,
12:27but I don't know how to say it.
12:30Don't tell me that.
12:33Cheers, dear viewers.
12:36And now I will congratulate you.
12:39Fado Croato.
12:42Fado Croato is a sad song
12:45from Portugal,
12:48which we practiced for a long time.
12:51For a long time.
12:54We practiced Fado Croato for a long time.
13:03Give me an E.
13:06Okay, okay.
13:09Three, four.
13:24Three, four.
13:54Fado Croato.
14:24Fado Croato.
14:27Fado Croato.
14:30Fado Croato.
14:33Fado Croato.
14:36Fado Croato.
14:39Fado Croato.
14:42Fado Croato.
14:45Fado Croato.
14:48Fado Croato.
14:51Fado Croato.
14:54Fado Croato.
14:57Fado Croato.
15:00Fado Croato.
15:03Fado Croato.
15:06Fado Croato.
15:09Fado Croato.
15:12Fado Croato.
15:15Fado Croato.
15:18Fado Croato.
15:21Fado Croato.
15:24Fado Croato.
15:27Fado Croato.
15:30Fado Croato.
15:33Fado Croato.
15:36Fado Croato.
15:39Fado Croato.
15:42Fado Croato.
15:45Fado Croato.
15:48Fado Croato.
15:51Fado Croato.
15:54Fado Croato.
15:57Fado Croato.
16:00Fado Croato.
16:03Fado Croato.
16:06Fado Croato.
16:09Fado Croato.
16:12Fado Croato.
16:15Fado Croato.
16:18Fado Croato.
16:21Fado Croato.
16:24Fado Croato.
16:27Fado Croato.
16:30Fado Croato.
16:33Fado Croato.
16:36Fado Croato.
16:39Fado Croato.
16:42Fado Croato.
16:45I sing this song for my mother.
16:48I live near the river Hanka.
16:51I sing this song for my mother.
16:54I live near over the river Hanka.
16:57Fado Croato.
17:00It is hard.
17:02You have to sing from your heart.
17:05Yes.
17:08Portuguese is a difficult language.
17:11There is a saying in Portuguese,
17:14when a magician,
17:17just to see what he has,
17:20comes to an island,
17:23some natives gather there,
17:26and now they will cook a magician and Vasco de Gama.
17:29Vasco de Gama will cook,
17:32and the magician will bake.
17:35And now the chef,
17:38I think he is the head chef,
17:41says, boom, boom, cook,
17:44like Vasco de Gama will cook.
17:47And the magician says,
17:50what will you do with me?
17:53Resh, resh, but he doesn't know what resh is.
17:56Resh means baked.
17:59And so they waited tied up in that cauldron,
18:02and Vasco de Gama has a daughter,
18:05who controls, puts vegetables,
18:08and she falls in love with the magician,
18:11because he was a magician,
18:14and Vasco de Gama.
18:17And the chef says to them,
18:20he will marry my daughter,
18:23who will stay alive after three tasks.
18:26And they say, Vasco de Gama,
18:29I don't know what to do,
18:32cook it, bake it, and let's go.
18:35And the head chef,
18:38he had a re-election every four years,
18:41there were some other heads,
18:44and his daughter,
18:47had a younger sister who was very ugly,
18:50and now that younger daughter,
18:53who was ugly,
18:56and Vasco de Gama,
18:59and the magician,
19:02and the chef,
19:05and the head chef,
19:08could have three or four marriages.
19:11And then from each marriage,
19:14he could have three daughters and two sons.
19:17That was the limit,
19:20because of the population,
19:23and the Dominican Republic,
19:26and the biggest animals were,
19:29I don't know,
19:32the tapirs,
19:35maybe a hundred kilos,
19:38and there was not enough for them,
19:41so they limited the catch,
19:44even then.
19:47It's the same as in our country,
19:50that younger daughter,
19:53who was ugly,
19:56was called Io,
19:59Magellano Io,
20:02and all of that was watched by an old woman,
20:05who was the first wife of the head chef,
20:08because during the year,
20:11he married every five years.
20:14How many wives did he have?
20:17Four.
20:20Six months.
20:23How old could he have been?
20:26Forty-something.
20:29Forty-something years.
20:32I don't know,
20:35he could have been twenty-five.
20:38He could have been twenty-five years old.
20:41You know those poisonous frogs,
20:44that live there,
20:47and now he's going to put a gun
20:50in that poisonous frog,
20:53and he's going to poison it.
20:56What am I talking about?
20:59Wait, it's a joke.
21:02Magellano, when he came,
21:05he and Vasco de Gama.
21:08No, no, no.
21:12Wait, I know it's a joke.
21:15I died a little while ago.
21:18I don't know if it was the end,
21:21or if it was the whole life.
21:24I know that he went,
21:27when they divided the kitchen and the oven,
21:30and there was supposed to be a funny part,
21:33but that funny part got lost.
21:36It doesn't matter, I know.
21:40What are you saying?
21:43Old Martian.
21:46Martian?
21:49That's good.
21:52And?
21:55And?
21:58Who?
22:01Old Martian.
22:04Old Martian.
22:07Voodoo says old Martian.
22:10Old Martian.
22:13He leads them through a cave,
22:16and suddenly...
22:19He was at the head of the colony.
22:22The colony of earthlings,
22:25and he was a Martian.
22:28And the voodoo says,
22:31Martian.
22:34On one side are earthlings,
22:37and on the other side is an old Martian.
22:40Old Martian.
22:43And he says,
22:46Voodoo, follow me.
22:49Martian?
22:52Yes, Martian.
22:55And he says,
22:58where is the cave?
23:02He told them to go to a cave.
23:05Yes, to a cave in Rupul.
23:08Wait, Rupul and a cave?
23:11A cave, but a circular cave.
23:14Do you understand?
23:17Do you understand?
23:20And?
23:23Wait, what did the voodoo say?
23:26Nothing.
23:29And the old Martian says,
23:32they don't know how to fly.
23:35Do you understand?
23:38You should know how to talk.
23:41Yes, I should know.
23:44I can't even talk when...
23:47I'm drooling.
23:50Listen to this.
23:53Rolling in the deep.
23:56Rolling in the deep.
23:59Rolling in the deep.
24:02Rolling in the deep.
24:05Rolling in the deep.
24:08Greetings to everyone.
24:11We wish you a happy new year.
24:14He wishes you a happy new year.
24:17And I wish my people a happy new year.
24:20We will come to your new year.
24:23I want us to fix the tension.
24:26All together.
24:29Serbs and Croats are singing
24:32Gay Friendly Folk song.
24:35Be okay, I don't want to argue.
24:38Be okay, I don't want to argue.
24:41Dear citizens, do not sit on cold concrete.
24:44We will go on Gay Friendly Day.
24:47The song is about what I am in your life.
24:50in your life, so let's put a little bit of that folk on gay friendly, right?
25:20So, let's put a little bit of that folk on gay friendly, right?
25:50So, let's put a little bit of that folk on gay friendly, right?
26:20So, let's put a little bit of that folk on gay friendly, right?
26:50So, let's put a little bit of that folk on gay friendly, right?