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00:00In the studio
00:18It's winter, in the studio, you can see the breath.
00:20There's no heating.
00:21You can see the breath, there's no heating in the studio.
00:23And here it is working, can you feel it?
00:25It's started, it's started.
00:27It's not there anymore.
00:28It's started, it's started.
00:29You can see the studio.
00:30However, we are somehow involved in the general saving
00:34and tightening of the belt as much as possible, right?
00:38Dear viewers,
00:40you were alive,
00:42so you saw the first diary.
00:44Greetings to you, right?
00:46Doctor, doctor.
00:47You know, it took me a little bit,
00:49because I'm a flight engineer,
00:50so it gives you a little bit of importance,
00:52if too much.
00:53But I want to tell you,
00:54we are not far from the doctor.
00:55Well, okay, we're here.
00:56Intellectuals, they are intellectuals, we are.
00:58Greetings from the flight engineer,
01:00Želimir Kučin.
01:01Greetings from me,
01:03the flight engineer, Želimir,
01:05Živojen Mirić.
01:07What was that?
01:09We've been together for so long,
01:11that it's simple, you know.
01:12Yes.
01:13We just need to change Kučin.
01:15Dear viewers,
01:17it happened today.
01:19You were all excited,
01:21or in the next position,
01:23you wouldn't have found out what happened
01:25exactly on January 26th,
01:27in the past,
01:29in those old times,
01:31when it was better.
01:33In the year 1500,
01:35I think that's good,
01:37in the year 1500,
01:39Pedro Alvarez Cabral,
01:41a Portuguese,
01:43a man sailed to Brazil,
01:45you think it's some kind of an island.
01:47And then they told him,
01:49this is not an island,
01:51this is Brazil,
01:53so he discovered Brazil,
01:55but he ended up,
01:57he went to Amazon,
01:59Pluto,
02:01he didn't know what to expect.
02:03And he ended up as food
02:05for the Genoese anaconda.
02:07In those times,
02:09nothing was discovered.
02:11Nobody was cold.
02:13Whatever you went to discover,
02:15you were the first.
02:17And today?
02:19Discover something,
02:21and you go to prison.
02:23In 1924,
02:25Petrograd changed its name
02:27to Leningrad.
02:29Of course,
02:31after they removed
02:33one of the families of the Romans,
02:35the royal family of the Romans,
02:37and his daughter,
02:39although she was German,
02:41she had some immunity,
02:43but you can't do that
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04:15O'er the ramparts we watched, were so gallantly streaming?
04:31And the rocket's red glare, the bombs bursting in air,
04:43Gave proof through the night that our flag was still there.
05:13I would call him Koalilović. He's a great goalkeeper.
05:21I've never seen a goalkeeper in a handball team like ours.
05:26The moment he shoots, it's a goal.
05:29It's like seeing the future.
05:32You know I'm a hunter.
05:39You're a collector.
05:42I collect eggs.
05:46Do you collect all the eggs?
05:49Yes, all of them.
05:51I hunt for meat.
05:56What does it mean to kill an elephant?
05:59It's smarter than Nadan.
06:01He's smarter than me.
06:03I have one.
06:06If someone asked me,
06:11Thor, or anyone else,
06:15who do you want to eliminate from the planet?
06:18Elephant or Nadan?
06:20I would say Nadan.
06:22He's so rebellious.
06:24We won't go into details.
06:26We can see that relations between Croatia and Slovenia are breaking up again.
06:34What is it about?
06:36The Croatian court decided that the Slovenian state
06:46has to return to the Croatian banks 1.5 million euros,
06:5118 million Swiss francs,
06:53and 9 million dollars.
06:56A lot of money has to be returned.
06:58However, the Slovenian state has rebelled.
07:00Janez, the businessman.
07:03The Slovenian state is different from Croatia in terms of success.
07:07Don't talk about success.
07:09Give me the money, then we can talk.
07:11Not only that,
07:13Croatia is being attacked in Slovenia.
07:16Special forces of the Slovenian police
07:19are expelling Croats from their homes.
07:22As we know, one Croat managed to film
07:25how Slovenian special forces enter their homes.
07:28We invited our colleague,
07:43journalist,
07:45colleague Edi Strauss.
07:47Good evening, Edi.
07:50Good evening.
07:52What does the Slovenian public think
07:56about the decision of the Croatian court
07:58regarding the return of what is not yours, but ours?
08:01Okay, all right.
08:03Maybe we owe it to you.
08:05I won't say we don't.
08:07But tell me, what are you going to do with the money?
08:10We will give it back to you.
08:12What will you use it for?
08:15Just a moment.
08:17How are we going to spend our money?
08:20Tell me, what do you want?
08:23Return the money.
08:25How much?
08:27No.
08:29We will give you the money.
08:31It is important for us
08:33why we will use it.
08:35I ask you to give us some time
08:38to think about it.
08:40Give us a list of priorities.
08:42Tell us what you want.
08:44Will we buy it?
08:46What do you want?
08:48You can't tell the Croatian state
08:52what you want to buy
08:54and we will buy it for you.
08:56You can't say that.
08:58Maybe we will invest the money
09:00in a bank or in a company.
09:04What do I have to do with it?
09:06I have some personal...
09:08You have 20,000 euros.
09:10I have some personal 20,000 euros.
09:12On the other hand,
09:14how am I going to spend it?
09:16Just give us some specifics.
09:19What exactly?
09:21What will you use it for?
09:23Colleague Eddie, I can see
09:25that it can't be nice.
09:27If you allow me,
09:29I would like to wish you a good night.
09:31Let's be friends first.
09:33Ok, ok.
09:35It's better if we don't hold grudges.
09:38We can be friends.
09:40We can be friends.
09:42Yes.
09:45And in our country,
09:47it boils like in a pot.
09:49How do you say that?
09:51Yes, like in a pot.
09:53Like in a pot of water.
09:55In Croatia, Mr. Milorad Pupavac,
09:57the president of the Serbian National Movement,
10:00I don't know,
10:02he is a professor,
10:04he works in the parliament
10:06as an emissary of the Croatian parliament.
10:08He sent a letter from the Republic of Serbia
10:10to Mr. Milorad Pupavac,
10:12congratulating him on his successful work.
10:14But, but,
10:16he sent it to him in Cyrillic.
10:18And someone in the mail
10:20saw that the letter was in Cyrillic
10:22and sent it back
10:24as if we didn't know how to read it.
10:26Why didn't they call you?
10:28Colleague, I don't know
10:30where the state services ordered it,
10:32so it's normal for everyone
10:34to express themselves in their own language.
10:36It's normal, brother.
10:38But how did you send the letter?
10:40Let them hire me.
10:42How did you send the letter to London?
10:44I made a website,
10:46I made an offer.
10:48In English?
10:50In English, but in Cyrillic.
10:52Let's see and read something.
10:54He says like this.
10:56You know how to read?
10:58How wouldn't I know how to read?
11:00Based on the article 6,
11:02paragraph 2
11:04of the decree of
11:06methods and terms
11:08for granting of
11:10concessions for the
11:12for use of
11:14agricultural land
11:16in
11:20property of the state.
11:22Official journal
11:24number 18 cross 4.
11:26And the decree of methods
11:28and tariffs
11:30for granting
11:32of concessions for the
11:34use of water
11:36for drinking, agricultural
11:38industry,
11:42publicity, utility and similar
11:44purposes.
11:46Official journal
11:48number
11:5032
11:52cross 3.
11:54The Ministry of Agriculture,
11:56Forestry and Water
11:58Management announced
12:00a public invitation.
12:02That's great, it works.
12:04No, I mean,
12:06they know how to read.
12:08Of course they know.
12:10And what did you get?
12:12I made an offer.
12:14Did you receive the letter?
12:16Not yet.
12:18How many days later?
12:207 days ago.
12:22Let's see
12:24what is done
12:26on the computer
12:28under the President.
12:30She got a computer.
12:32Wait.
12:34What now?
12:36You have to Photoshop.
12:38That's right.
12:40Now you draw
12:42along the edge.
12:44I mean, along the line.
12:46And what now?
12:48You have to be careful.
12:54Right along the edge.
12:56That's right.
12:58Good, good.
13:02And what now?
13:04What now?
13:06Now you take it...
13:08No, no.
13:10You take it with a mouse.
13:12You can throw it in the bin.
13:16Great.
13:22OK.
13:24That's right.
13:26Now you press the left mouse button.
13:30Good, good.
13:32There you go.
13:34I would never...
13:36I would never...
13:38Never.
13:40It is well known
13:42that people
13:44when they were in a relationship...
13:46But you connect
13:48to human connections
13:50and not to power and position.
13:52But on a human level
13:54it is uncomfortable
13:56to photoshop...
13:58With a man in a recycle bin.
14:00You can't change the connection.
14:02You can't change the connection.
14:04Do you know what a Croatian pensioner
14:06is doing on a computer?
14:08He is digging in a recycle bin.
14:12And when we get to that
14:14let's look at the latest.
14:16That's how Minister Linić
14:18walks in the forest.
14:20Look at him.
14:22Is he going to hunt in the forest?
14:24And he catches
14:26a golden cook.
14:28A cook?
14:30Yes.
14:32He says, cook, let me
14:34get you three peppers.
14:36Do you understand?
14:38What is that?
14:40Is that a restaurant?
14:42No, that's not it.
14:46He says, golden cook,
14:48let me get you three peppers.
14:52But Linić doesn't have meat,
14:54so he has to...
14:56Don't lie.
15:02This is good.
15:04It's not good.
15:06Why?
15:08It connotes too much,
15:10as if it's so bad in Croatia.
15:12And it's like it was made
15:14so that the government doesn't like it.
15:16Look, Zivojina,
15:18you were the one who liked it,
15:20but how can I explain it to you?
15:22People give too much
15:24to the government,
15:26as if it's a burden.
15:28They speak against
15:30those who elected them.
15:32The Swedes didn't elect this government.
15:34They didn't.
15:36You should have elected the Croatian people
15:38so that today, like Kuka and Motika,
15:40the government would be elected.
15:42You know, the people...
15:44Let the government
15:46have a vote for the people
15:48every five years.
15:50So that when the people
15:52lose in the elections,
15:54they live in Mongolia
15:56for five years,
15:58in Germany,
16:00and don't go anywhere else.
16:02Why the people, where are you going?
16:04They lost in the elections.
16:06Let some other people come here.
16:08OK.
16:10I know what first came to your mind,
16:12and now,
16:14in the sense that
16:16we shouldn't talk too much
16:18against the government,
16:20our legendary
16:22Zivojina
16:24and Želimir
16:26on the autobahn.
16:30Milan,
16:32the government is down.
16:34Milan,
16:36the government is down.
16:38The government is down.
16:40Shut up, Milan.
16:42The government is down.
16:44Shut up.
16:46The government is down.
16:48Milan, please.
16:50The government is down.
16:52Shut up, man.
16:54The government is down.
16:58Shut up.
17:00Shut up, man.
17:02The government is down.
17:04Shut up more.
17:06The government is down.
17:08The government is down.
17:12What am I going to do now?
17:14Idiot.
17:24Dear viewers,
17:26we have come to the G-spot
17:28of the evening news.
17:30Since we have a lot,
17:32even more
17:34of our, how do you say,
17:36associates,
17:38associates,
17:40how do you say,
17:42supporters,
17:44supporters in the region,
17:46not only in Croatia,
17:48we have prepared
17:50beautiful gifts for you.
17:52The first gift
17:54is a mobile phone for young people.
17:56It is Minit.
17:58It is a beautiful mobile phone.
18:00It is Minit's mobile phone.
18:02It is beautiful for young people.
18:04We have another mobile phone.
18:06The lucky winner
18:08will get two mobile phones.
18:10One mobile phone is for old people
18:12who can't see well.
18:14With big numbers.
18:16This is Minit number 2.
18:18Two Minits
18:20will be given by the lucky
18:22and smart viewers.
18:24This mobile phone
18:26has a genius feature.
18:28It is a SOS call.
18:30If you fall,
18:32if you catch
18:34a disease,
18:36you press the button
18:38and the alarm will go off.
18:40There is a button for the alarm.
18:42Two mobile phones
18:44will be given by the lucky winner.
18:46We don't have one.
18:48One is a gift of life,
18:50and the other is a wish.
18:52It is good that Croats and Serbs
18:54work together.
18:56We have prepared
18:58a partisan quiz for you.
19:00You have to look strictly,
19:02carefully,
19:04and concentrate.
19:06Don't go to the toilet
19:08or look at a glass of water
19:10or chips.
19:12Shut up and look.
19:14Look well.
19:16Play the clip.
19:30Yes, I found it.
19:38You are a partisan,
19:40motherfucker!
20:00You are a partisan,
20:02motherfucker!
20:30You are a partisan,
20:32motherfucker!
20:34You are a partisan,
20:36motherfucker!
20:38Listen to me.
20:40Commissar Milan
20:42didn't count how many Ustashas
20:44we defeated in 61 seconds.
20:46You should have counted.
20:48I think I only saw four wounds.
20:50Tell me how many we defeated.
20:52I don't have it written down.
20:54Wait a minute.
20:56Why didn't anyone count
20:58how many Ustashas we defeated?
21:00I did.
21:04Do you know how many Ustashas
21:06we defeated?
21:08Of course I do.
21:10How many
21:12I
21:14today
21:16Ustasha
21:18I
21:20killed
21:22today
21:24How many
21:26You are kidding me.
21:28What are you doing?
21:30I thought
21:32I thought
21:34you were kidding.
21:36You got a slap
21:38from me.
21:40You know.
21:42Why?
21:44Ok.
21:46Milan, shoot these two.
21:56Here.
21:58It's not hard to count.
22:00Count how many
22:02Ustashas we defeated.
22:04Send it
22:06exclusively
22:08to
22:10jadramfilm12
22:12Zagreb 10000
22:14Pervan Dnevnik.
22:16We decided to
22:18communicate with viewers.
22:20This is virtual.
22:22I don't answer
22:24e-mails.
22:26What e-mails?
22:28I don't answer e-mails.
22:30I don't answer e-mails.
22:32Can you write
22:34in Cyrillic?
22:36If you write in Cyrillic
22:38write the address in Latin.
22:40It won't happen
22:42like Popovac.
22:44Because the service
22:46doesn't do its job.
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23:22It has been working here for a long time.
23:25It created.
23:27For us,
23:29for our children.
23:31The hard working workers
23:33and farmers
23:35send us only the best.
23:37Every day.
23:39For us to be more beautiful.
23:42And for that...
23:44Buy a house!
23:49Buy a car!
23:52We have come to the point of the diary, when we move on to the book.
24:00Here we have a folk proverb from the area of Šumadija, which will explain,
24:04because the book is beautiful, really, the instructions are such that it makes life easier for a man.
24:09Whether he is Hungarian, Russian, Greek, anyone, he has something to learn from folk wisdom.
24:16And to translate it into Russian, Živojn Mirić will speak.
24:22So, here is one of the folk homophones in the voice,
24:27between the islands of Veča and Valovi.
24:30Well, that's the same now, so you don't catch me for words.
24:34Okay, and watch out, these are Serbian folk, between the islands,
24:37because when were they, and yes, in fact, brother Hvar, it was all Orthodox life.
24:41There were people, brother, everywhere, you know, certainly people were everywhere.
24:45I mean, that's not true, you don't have a good connection.
24:47I don't think you've ever been to the sea.
24:49No, no.
24:50There are always smaller islands between the islands, because it's protected.
24:52If it's south, you go north of the island, and if it's stormy, you go south.
24:56Maybe that's true.
24:57You don't know that, you don't know.
24:58Maybe that's true.
24:59No, no, no.
25:00What is it about?
25:01It's about when the wave comes to the coast.
25:03You don't know, where are you going now, you will see.
25:05Okay, but.
25:06You talk about the islands and the islands, you have no idea.
25:09If the right one comes, the healthy one does not come out.
25:11If the wrong one comes, the living one does not come out.
25:14Yes, yes.
25:15Why yes?
25:16It's according to the Turks, it's a proverb from the time of the Turks, you know.
25:19What?
25:20If the wrong one comes, the living one does not come out.
25:21Immediately, cut off your head, brother.
25:23If the wrong one comes, the living one does not come out?
25:25Yes.
25:26So, if you're wrong, cut off your head, brother.
25:28If the right one comes, the healthy one does not come out?
25:30And that's, as I said, if you're not in the right.
25:34Yes, why doesn't the healthy one come out?
25:36Because you get sick mentally.
25:39Wait, if the right one comes, the healthy one does not come out?
25:43Yes, yes.
25:44If you are in the right, and you are not able to prove that you are in the right, you get sick.
25:49What are you talking about?
25:51You get sick mentally.
25:52Yes, come on, run away.
25:53Well, dear viewers, I think this is a bigger and bigger load of life, you have totally given up.
25:58We greet you, write to us, so, seize these minutes, these beautiful moments.
26:03Don't ever write to me on this typewriter.
26:06No, no, by hand.
26:07I want to see the manuscript.
26:09By hand?
26:10I want to see the manuscript.
26:11Can it be from the region?
26:12Yes, from everywhere.
26:13So, two new minutes are waiting for you.
26:16Whoever hits first, of course.
26:18The exact number, how much is it?
26:19The exact number, yes, yes.
26:20How much is it in Ustasha?
26:21In Ustasha.
26:23Easy to find from Želimer Kučina.
26:26And Živojna Mirić, thank you for your attention.
26:29See you next Sunday.
26:30Come on, come on.
26:31Half an hour to talk.
26:33I'm waiting.
26:34Why don't you talk now, let's say, another half an hour,
26:37I'm waiting.
26:38Why don't you talk now, let's say, another half an hour,
26:39I'm waiting.
26:40Why don't you talk now, let's say, another half an hour,
26:41I'm waiting.
26:42Why don't you talk now, let's say, another half an hour,
26:43I'm waiting.
26:44Why don't you talk now, let's say, another half an hour,
26:45I'm waiting.
26:46Why don't you talk now, let's say, another half an hour,
26:47I'm waiting.
26:48Why don't you talk now, let's say, another half an hour,
26:49I'm waiting.
26:50Why don't you talk now, let's say, another half an hour,
26:51I'm waiting.
26:52Why don't you talk now, let's say, another half an hour,
26:53I'm waiting.
26:54Why don't you talk now, let's say, another half an hour,
26:55I'm waiting.