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00:00I have to call Slavik, if he's not a kid, he's a man.
00:03I've only said hello twice.
00:05Wait a minute.
00:06Dear viewers, good evening.
00:10Good evening from engineer Želimir Kučin,
00:13and I also hope with nice wishes from engineer Pogonski Živojević.
00:19Good evening.
00:20Good evening.
00:21Good evening from engineer Želimir Kučin,
00:24and I also hope with nice wishes from engineer Pogonski Živojević.
00:30Good evening.
00:31Greetings to everyone who knows me.
00:33Živojević, how was last week?
00:36Last week?
00:37Great.
00:38I've already told you before that the colder it is, the better it is for me.
00:41The terrain is better for me to play.
00:43There is no mud in the yard anymore.
00:45Everything is frozen, so it's like asphalt.
00:48But you don't have asphalt.
00:50There is no asphalt, but it will be.
00:52Why don't you put some blocks?
00:54What blocks? What would I put blocks for?
00:57You put water on the blocks.
00:59I just put it in a barrel and that's it.
01:01What did you prepare for us for the beginning of the diary?
01:04For the beginning, I got this from my relative.
01:08I can say that he is my relative.
01:10I can say that he is my relative, even though he is not a blood relative.
01:13No, no, no.
01:14Since childhood.
01:15It's like we are blood relatives.
01:18I got it from him.
01:20I recorded it with my phone.
01:22I took this smart phone.
01:24It costs me a minute.
01:26Why did you take your child's phone?
01:29Why wouldn't I take it?
01:31You said you took it for a minute.
01:32I took it, yes.
01:34Why?
01:35So that he has it.
01:36How can you take it so that he has it?
01:39I took it for myself and for him.
01:41Now you don't have any.
01:43No, no.
01:44It's not a mistake.
01:46Wait, what did you do?
01:48I took a small phone.
01:50You took it for yourself?
01:52I took it for myself and for him.
01:54For a minute?
01:55For a minute, yes.
01:56Wait, then you don't have a phone.
01:58That's why I took it, so that we both have a phone.
02:01Okay, it doesn't matter.
02:03I recorded it with a small camera on my phone.
02:07I recorded how Zoki and Tomica got married.
02:12Don't tell me.
02:13But I suggest we give him a chance for a start.
02:43I would like to thank all of you for your support.
02:46I would like to thank all of you for your support.
02:49I would like to thank all of you for your support.
02:52I would like to thank all of you for your support.
02:55I would like to thank all of you for your support.
02:58I would like to thank all of you for your support.
03:01I would like to thank all of you for your support.
03:04I would like to thank all of you for your support.
03:07I would like to thank all of you for your support.
03:10I would like to thank all of you for your support.
03:12I would like to thank all of you for your support.
03:15and the work of the commissioners,
03:18these are some of the measures that are taking place,
03:22especially in the context of the state of affairs.
03:36Here, you see.
03:38So, it's like, be good to the government,
03:41you can think, I think that...
03:44Lenin and Milanović are the hardest of all the Croats,
03:47regardless, because, watch out,
03:49350,000 unemployed are among the people,
03:52the people are poor, everyone works in the government,
03:55or is there an unemployed in the government?
03:57No.
03:58So, all people work,
04:00only among the people, 350,000 are not working,
04:03there is no job.
04:04That's it.
04:05Come on, run.
04:06And not only that,
04:08but we got the latest information and footage,
04:11we can't say his name now,
04:13his last name,
04:14but he would get a lot of work,
04:16like this photocopier over there,
04:18in the government.
04:20He recorded the statement of Mrs. Vesna Pustić
04:23about the conflict with Žetko Markić.
04:26So, the scenes that follow are quite unpleasant,
04:29so I would ask these weaklings,
04:32and people younger than 16 years old,
04:35and older than 80,
04:37not to watch what follows.
04:40This is just an addition.
04:45You are an angry boss.
04:48Well,
04:50Markić attacked me down there,
04:52near the cathedral,
04:53so I cooled her down a bit,
04:55I hit her in the corner,
04:57so I hit her,
04:59man.
05:00She attacked you?
05:01Yes.
05:03Well, I don't know,
05:04she is not a woman,
05:06like, what do I know,
05:08I don't know,
05:09you can't believe it.
05:10She came to me,
05:11and I hit her in the corner,
05:12with my foot,
05:13and she attacked me.
05:14She attacked you as well.
05:15She attacked you today.
05:16Yes.
05:17Ok, she attacked you on the ground.
05:19Well, she wanted to,
05:22how do I know,
05:24she wanted to,
05:25she wanted to hit me with her feet,
05:27and I hit her,
05:28and then I hit her in the corner,
05:30and we made up.
05:32Žvojina, I don't know what you think about this.
05:35I mean,
05:36it's not nice,
05:37it's not nice
05:38for beautiful women
05:39to be dragged in the middle of the road.
05:41Well, it has always been,
05:42you know,
05:43it has always been,
05:44when you look through history,
05:45it has always been
05:46grabbing women
05:47in the history,
05:48you know.
05:49Well, ok,
05:50but,
05:51lady, let go of the intellectual,
05:52she is the first deputy of the government,
05:53and she has to defend herself with a high kick.
05:55High kick.
05:56It has nothing to do with that,
05:57my colleague,
05:58you know.
05:59I hit you with a high kick,
06:00with a high kick,
06:01your head fell off.
06:02But I think
06:03it's a new affair,
06:04you know.
06:05You think so?
06:06Yes, yes.
06:07Let's see
06:08what the leader
06:09of the struggle,
06:10Tomislav Karamarko,
06:11from Milos,
06:12what's his name?
06:13What's his name?
06:14Toc, Toc.
06:15Toc.
06:16What does Toc think
06:17about this unpleasant event?
06:22Good day,
06:23Mr. Karamarko,
06:24good day.
06:29Tell me,
06:30what do you say
06:31about the incident
06:32between Mrs. Pusic
06:33and Mrs. Markic?
06:34Tell me.
06:45Okay.
06:46Allegedly,
06:47Mrs. Markic
06:48attacked Mrs. Vesna Pusic,
06:49before the construction of the government.
06:51What do you say?
06:59Allegedly,
07:00you persuaded
07:01Mrs. Markic
07:02to attack Mrs. Pusic.
07:03Is that true?
07:15Okay,
07:16thank you
07:17for your time.
07:29Dear viewers,
07:30we are again,
07:31in some way,
07:32obliged
07:33to call for help
07:34to understand
07:35the world around us,
07:36to understand it
07:37correctly,
07:38in that way,
07:39or to test it,
07:40a regular psychiatrist,
07:41a regular journalist.
07:42I greet you again
07:43in the studio
07:44of our kind of,
07:45how to say,
07:46thinker,
07:47can I say thinker,
07:48or a little exaggerated?
07:49Well,
07:50I think
07:51I have already
07:52reached that level.
07:53Yes,
07:54so now
07:55he is already
07:56at the level of a thinker,
07:57but he is also
07:58at the level
07:59of a thinker,
08:00Professor Gruden.
08:01Professor,
08:02we have seen
08:03that when
08:04the argument
08:05disappears,
08:06when the mercy
08:07disappears,
08:08when the
08:09smartness disappears,
08:10physical force
08:11is used,
08:12and that is
08:13between two women.
08:14So,
08:15is that the emancipation
08:16of women,
08:17to calculate
08:18physically,
08:19or is that
08:20an atavism,
08:21a remnant
08:22of the past,
08:23when they collected
08:24fruits?
08:25What is it
08:26about
08:27that women
08:28are more
08:29aggressive
08:30than men?
08:31Well,
08:32what we
08:33know,
08:34traditionally,
08:35we often
08:36attribute
08:37conflicts,
08:38especially verbal
08:39conflicts,
08:40to women
08:41rather than
08:42to men.
08:43This
08:44even has
08:45something
08:46positive
08:47about it.
08:48Women
08:49are more
08:50sincere
08:51about it.
08:52And why
08:53are they
08:54more sincere?
08:55Because
08:56every aggression
08:57has a
08:58reason.
08:59There is
09:00a primary
09:01aggression
09:02towards women,
09:03because,
09:04I have long
09:05known how
09:06to speak
09:07in public
09:08and in my
09:09own way.
09:10There is
09:11Latin,
09:12maybe,
09:13you will
09:14surely
09:15find something.
09:16Well,
09:17look,
09:18there is
09:19something
09:20else,
09:21there is
09:22maybe
09:23something
09:24French.
09:25Maybe French,
09:26but it is
09:27difficult to
09:28explain it
09:29logically,
09:30especially
09:31in criminal
09:32law.
09:33And you
09:34can't even
09:35imagine
09:36who it
09:37would be.
09:38Then,
09:39the French
09:40say,
09:41cherche la femme,
09:42look for
09:43a woman.
09:44So,
09:45behind every
09:46complicated
09:47thing,
09:48there is
09:49a woman.
09:50That's why
09:51they say,
09:52behind every
09:53successful
09:54man,
09:55there are
09:56women.
09:57That's why
09:58there is
09:59women.
10:00Because,
10:01maybe,
10:02they do
10:03not
10:04find
10:05themselves
10:06perfect,
10:07they
10:08do not
10:09find
10:10themselves
10:11perfect,
10:12they
10:13seem
10:14to be
10:15perfect.
10:16They
10:17are
10:18great,
10:19they
10:20are
10:21beautiful,
10:22they
10:23are
10:24How can a woman be a competitor to a man?
10:27Even a mother of a daughter and a daughter of a mother.
10:30How can a woman not be a woman?
10:33Is there a primary, basic competition?
10:36If we have what is sung in Slavonia,
10:39our and your overplayed,
10:42then those who are overplayed,
10:45they are surely angry.
10:48Then they find an argument
10:51that is so logically conceived,
10:54and again I have an association with...
11:22...Stalin, that when he wanted to
11:25solve his political opponent,
11:28he said, you are wrong.
11:31Now let's see why you are wrong.
11:34He always found it.
11:37First we have attitude, emotion,
11:40and then arguments.
11:43Listen, Kant has proven in his
11:46antinomies that there is God,
11:49and he has proven that there is no God,
11:52and he has proven that there is free will,
11:55and he has proven that there is no free will.
11:58And he said, here is your logic,
12:01everything can be proven, everything can be defeated.
12:04And then emotions are important,
12:07and emotions are sincerity,
12:10so women are more sincere.
12:13With the conclusion that women are more sincere,
12:16Everyone is on their place, really.
12:19A great thinker, a psychiatrist,
12:22and you know that everyone is on their place.
12:25When was the last time you were with a psychiatrist?
12:28I was with Tom for 10-15 years.
12:31With whom were you?
12:34With Rašković.
12:37With Rašković, Joleta.
12:40And what did he analyze?
12:43No, I didn't lie down.
12:46I was resting, but I didn't lie down.
12:49In the armchair, you know.
12:52Since there has been an uproar
12:55among the rural population in Croatia,
12:58the LGBT population,
13:01the gay population,
13:04we will show that during the past
13:07centuries, the gay population
13:10was very important,
13:13and we will show this story
13:16in the future, among artists,
13:19and among antifascists,
13:22how the gay population was
13:25valued as a heterosexual.
13:28So, it wasn't about
13:31who will hit whom,
13:34it wasn't about that.
13:38What do I know?
13:41Of course, I voted against it.
13:44I voted against it.
13:47Remember, the whole NOB was gay friendly.
13:50How can it not be?
13:53Don't you regret it?
13:56A breakup is accepted as a man of God.
13:59We were one, one, one,
14:02one common army.
14:05I don't know if you were heterosexual,
14:08bipolar, whatever you want,
14:11but be a fighter, take a gun,
14:14and fight against fascism.
14:17That's important, not hetero and gay.
14:20Good evening, dear viewers.
14:23It's an honor for me to welcome
14:26my guests tonight.
14:29Major Snezan Mileusnic,
14:32Colonel Anton Jure Šešilj,
14:35Ustasha from Lovran,
14:38and Police Commissar of 6th Brigade,
14:41Josip Perković-Bure, Partizan from Livno.
14:44I wish you a pleasant evening.
14:47Thank you for taking the time
14:50to participate in this panel discussion.
14:53Since young people don't see the future
14:56in Croatia, and old people don't see
14:59the future in Croatia,
15:02I would like to explain to you
15:05where this country is going.
15:08The concentration of carbon dioxide,
15:11methane, and other greenhouse gases
15:14leads to global warming.
15:17Forests are being cut down,
15:20as we know, the size of Croatia
15:23every day in the Amazon.
15:26It seems to threaten
15:29the growth of the sea level.
15:32And when I add the deforestation,
15:35which is taking place...
15:38Excuse me, excuse me.
15:41Did you come with this green sign?
15:44Yes.
15:47Wait.
15:50What do you want?
15:53I have a guest.
15:56What can I do?
15:59You can't park in front of the entrance.
16:02And who will be the guest?
16:05I'm sorry.
16:08Dear viewers,
16:11I apologize for the interruption.
16:14I have no guest.
16:17It is Mr. Žvojn Mirić's fault.
16:20You can't choose your colleagues.
16:23You can't choose that.
16:26You get it for free.
16:29Of course, if there is no Chetnik,
16:32Ustasha or Partizan,
16:35the field is very narrow.
16:38So I will find a second guest.
16:41And that will be the second guest,
16:44the cameraman.
16:47Mr. cameraman Izidor Mirić.
16:50Please, Izidor, sit down.
16:53Tell me, your job as a cameraman
16:56is significantly difficult.
16:59You have to work on white balance,
17:02you have to put yourself in the weight of the camera.
17:05So it's a very stressful job in a way.
17:08You've done a lot of that.
17:11I'll just name a few.
17:14Vukovar is coming back home.
17:17How did Vukovar start coming back home?
17:20How is it in your job as a cameraman?
17:23What kind of job is that?
17:26Good.
17:29Thank you for tonight with our cameraman.
17:32And we, of course, move on.
17:39It wouldn't hurt to talk about
17:42everyday problems and so on.
17:45To listen to what our spiritual leader
17:48Dalai Lama thinks about everything,
17:51about life.
17:54He really has some jokes to tell.
17:57To break the ice.
18:00Let's listen now to a good one in Kalambur.
18:03Let's see, and thank God for Dalai Lama,
18:06what he says.
18:10In the middle of the forest,
18:13a snake talks to a snake.
18:16In the forest? What forest?
18:19And the snake says,
18:22sorry snake, I bit you because you don't have legs.
18:25Legs?
18:28And the snake says,
18:31OK, I'm not angry.
18:34What will it do?
18:37And the snake says,
18:40OK, here's your hand.
18:43And the snake hides the legs.
18:46No.
18:49The snake says,
18:52here's your hand.
18:55The snake wants to eat the snake.
18:58No, no, no.
19:01This is a good one.
19:04To be honest,
19:07I didn't understand the joke,
19:10but OK, it doesn't matter.
19:13How come you didn't understand?
19:16The snake was talking to the snake.
19:19OK.
19:22The snake was talking to the snake,
19:25because it doesn't have legs.
19:28And the snake got angry.
19:31And the snake said,
19:34OK, here's your hand.
19:37Again.
19:40I can't understand the joke,
19:43but OK.
19:46The snake doesn't have a hand or a leg.
19:49OK, let's show you.
19:52We have an action,
19:55Google Earth.
19:58We have 30 webcams.
20:01We shared them.
20:04And what did they do with them?
20:07First, they put them in a car.
20:10They put them in front of our car.
20:13And then they sent us an e-mail.
20:16And now we can see.
20:19Under no comment.
20:22To see what's going on.
20:25Watch out for the traffic.
20:28Here's what they filmed.
20:31Under no comment, Google Earth.
20:55Under no comment, Google Earth.
21:25Under no comment, Google Earth.
21:28Under no comment, Google Earth.
21:31Under no comment, Google Earth.
21:34Under no comment, Google Earth.
21:37Under no comment, Google Earth.
21:40Under no comment, Google Earth.
21:43Under no comment, Google Earth.
21:46Under no comment, Google Earth.
21:49Under no comment, Google Earth.
21:52Ooh.
22:00Aah!
22:03Ooh.
22:06Aah!
22:09Ooh.
22:12Aah!
22:15Aah!
22:18Grace, she's fine.
22:21On the next episode
22:37That would be it.
22:39But that's not all.
22:41In the next episode we will share another 50 webcams
22:46so that people can put them in their homes.
22:52So that we can know,
22:54on one place you watch the show, you watch the diaries,
22:58and on the other place you see everything that is happening.
23:00Just like we do.
23:01Just like Ivan does.
23:02OK.
23:16And now let's look at the statement of Ivo Sanadar,
23:39why he actually resigned.
23:42No?
23:43Did he make a statement?
23:45Yes, yes, yes.
23:47Breaking news.
23:49Breaking news.
23:50So we have a statement from Željko Markić
23:53about the conflict in front of the government building.
23:57A live statement in front of the government.
24:00When did it stop?
24:02Let me tell you something.
24:04Excuse me, is it true that you attacked Mrs. Pustić in front of the government?
24:08Well, I think it's not true.
24:10I didn't.
24:11There was ice.
24:12There was a big floor underneath.
24:14And when I was passing by,
24:16and the shoes were smooth under the skin,
24:19I leaned on her and said,
24:21excuse me, I'm talking to you.
24:23So there was no physical contact.
24:25There was none.
24:26There will be none.
24:27Everyone is lying.
24:28I'm not lying.
24:29Others are lying.
24:30Here, this would be Mr. Željko Markić's demantic.
24:33So the latest breaking news statement
24:37by Mrs. Željko Markić.
24:40Excuse me, colleague,
24:42but this is not Mrs. Markić's voice.
24:46That's the first thing.
24:47What are you talking about?
24:48I'm telling you it's not.
24:49This looks more like your voice than hers.
24:53That's not my voice, Žvojnek.
24:55What do you mean?
24:56What do you mean?
24:57You're drunk.
24:58I'm not.
24:59That's not her voice at all.
25:01I don't want to deceive the public.
25:04We're not deceiving anyone.
25:06Thank you very much for tonight.
25:08See you next Sunday.
25:10What are you talking about?
25:11I can't.
25:12You know, this was a joke.
25:15Yes, what?
25:16What?
25:17I won't lie.
25:18What are you doing?
25:19I won't.
25:20Believe me.
25:21I won't lie to you.