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00:00But she said, did she tell you that she won't come?
00:11No, of course not. I told her that I don't want anything to do with Serbia.
00:15But you can't persuade your wife to stay with you if she doesn't want to.
00:20I told her that before.
00:22Who?
00:23That one.
00:24So what did you tell her?
00:26Aha.
00:28Dear viewers, good evening.
00:34I don't say good evening just because it's evening.
00:38Because it's good.
00:40It's a complete mix between good and evening.
00:44In my opinion, it's perfect.
00:49Oh God.
00:50I wish you all the best because of today's date.
00:58I don't know what it means, but being alive in Croatia is a success and achievement.
01:04I congratulate you for being alive until this late hour in our country.
01:09I would like to introduce you to the creator of this show, Želimir Kučina.
01:17And next to me is a young journalist from Croatia, engineer Živojn Mirić.
01:24Greetings to all who know me.
01:28How are you, Živojn?
01:30My time has finally come.
01:32What do you mean?
01:34I mean, the weather, the cold.
01:37Do you like the cold?
01:38I love it. When it's cold, I feel alive.
01:42Kučina is not for me.
01:44Tell me, many people are not in the mood to buy wood.
01:47How is it with you?
01:48I have a reserve for two years.
01:51What?
01:52I have a reserve for two years.
01:53How many meters do you have in the house?
01:55I have 24 meters.
01:5624 meters of wood.
01:57Do you know how it's laid out?
01:59Do you have a letter?
02:01100 columns, you know.
02:03The letter Grab is brighter.
02:05In this order.
02:07What do you have?
02:08The letter Grab.
02:11How much did you cut?
02:13One meter.
02:14One meter?
02:16I noticed that when I buy a lot of cut wood, I don't stretch over the wall.
02:26Do you cut it in half?
02:27I cut it by hand.
02:28Do you cut it by 25?
02:29Yes, by 25.
02:30I hit it and then I cut it on the face of the place.
02:34I hit it every day in the morning.
02:37When it's winter, it's winter.
02:41There are those who love winter.
02:44The bear wants to fall asleep in the winter.
02:46You are not a bear's blood.
02:49I am the opposite of a bear.
02:50You are always the opposite of a bear.
02:52I am a cat.
02:53A cat.
02:55There are those who are ready for winter.
03:01How many stoves do you put in the house?
03:06Three stoves.
03:07Three stoves?
03:08Where is it all?
03:09One in the basement, one in the kitchen and one in the bedroom.
03:19Do you heat the bedroom?
03:21Not always, but it's there.
03:24Don't be jealous, dear viewers.
03:28There are many of us who can't afford heating,
03:35or a house, or a matress,
03:37but live like at night where they walk through forests and mountains.
03:43This moment is from the 7th century.
03:47I don't remember it being like this among our people.
03:54And now, dear viewers,
03:57we come to a novelty in the modern Croatian history.
04:03However, this novelty arose out of the urgent need
04:07to have, unfortunately,
04:09to my pleasure, and to your pleasure,
04:12a nurse psychiatrist.
04:18Tonight, I would like to welcome Professor Gruden.
04:23Good evening, Professor.
04:26Good evening.
04:27Thank you for agreeing to be the nurse psychiatrist of the First Diary.
04:33What do you think, where does it come from
04:36that there is even an information program for a nurse psychiatrist?
04:40Everything that happens in life,
04:43their author is a human being.
04:47A human being is an author, a machine,
04:52and the one who drives that machine.
04:55And we worry so much about our cars,
04:58having to go to the service regularly, and so on.
05:01And we least think about the main subject in society,
05:05the main subject that drives everything,
05:07and that is a person, a human being.
05:09And a woman, who is just as much, if not more important.
05:14She is, she is more important,
05:16and that is why she is sometimes so unconsciously missed.
05:20She misses us, we don't mention her.
05:22First, I would like to open a topic,
05:25because this is just the introduction to our fruitful and long-term cooperation.
05:29I tell you, dear viewers,
05:31you will be able to send letters to the address
05:34First Diary Zagreb, Takovska 10,
05:36where you will, of course, if you are selected,
05:39as always in life,
05:41receive beneficial answers,
05:43life-saving answers from our regular psychiatrist, psychiatrist.
05:47We see lately that some accumulated benefits,
05:51some polar bears, some valuable pictures,
05:54have surfaced.
05:56There has been a thesis lately,
05:58that it is a matter of the owner
06:01deliberately working to be discovered,
06:05just to warm up his benefit.
06:07Is it possible that this is a true thesis?
06:10Yes, because everything that happens in life,
06:13it happens because we wanted it to happen.
06:16It's all intentional.
06:18It is clear, we just have to add,
06:20that there is an unconscious intention.
06:22Many people think that something happened to them by chance,
06:26and so many people either lift themselves up,
06:29or boast about something they shouldn't boast about.
06:34So, these falls, transformations,
06:37we see in the media,
06:39that valuables were being photographed,
06:41polar bears, bipolar bears,
06:43leaves, I don't know, some pictures.
06:45The owner, you will say,
06:47deliberately worked to be discovered,
06:51to break the bag,
06:53to see how rich it is.
06:55Otherwise, to be rich, no one knows,
06:57I don't understand, is that what you're talking about?
07:00In any case, and about that,
07:02but there is something much more serious,
07:06and that is,
07:08that everyone who is discovered,
07:10he wanted to be discovered.
07:12He wanted to be told.
07:14You know, it's like,
07:16I have to be told about my sin,
07:18because how will I get to heaven,
07:20if they don't punish me,
07:22and I leave this world.
07:24If someone, for example,
07:26gives a leave of absence,
07:28and no one knows why he gave a leave,
07:31is it the same intention to be discovered?
07:34It is.
07:36In the sense, follow me.
07:38You will find.
07:40Follow me.
07:42But in a negative sense.
07:44Yes, in a negative sense,
07:46because if someone does something,
07:48unexpectedly,
07:50then it is to be expected
07:52that people will be interested
07:54where that idea is going,
07:56what he is doing,
07:58to follow him.
08:00In fact, the biggest punishment would be
08:02when he would not be followed,
08:04when he would not be discovered,
08:06when what he unconsciously wants,
08:08when it would not be recognized,
08:10those people would be very unhappy.
08:12Dear viewers,
08:14it is incredible
08:16that we have seen all this time
08:18only the top of the ice santa,
08:20that there is subconscious desire,
08:22even acting,
08:24in the direction of
08:26discover me, please discover me,
08:28see what I am, see who I am,
08:30this is at the level of
08:32some subconscious, isn't it?
08:34He did not realize it in his head,
08:36he did it subconsciously,
08:38at his own loss.
08:40How do people do it?
08:42It is done subconsciously,
08:44we say unconsciously in the analysis,
08:46although it is usually said
08:48every day,
08:50namely, it is about
08:52if we would like to act
08:54safer in this life,
08:56then we have to
08:58meet with ourselves a little more often,
09:00and get to know
09:02that unknown part of ourselves,
09:04and often people do not know
09:06the unknown part of themselves,
09:08so they are surprised
09:10as they were surprised themselves.
09:12Well, I know for myself,
09:14you see how it looks,
09:16I have a lot of unknown parts,
09:18but the human leg has not yet crossed.
09:20First of all, thank you very much
09:22for tonight's visit,
09:24dear viewers, feel free to call,
09:26no one will call you,
09:28but we have a telephone service,
09:30write to us, we will try
09:32to answer your doubts.
09:34And now, Professor Gruden,
09:36we are going there,
09:38you said you would analyze me a little,
09:40so let's see what it is with me.
09:42If you have time for me.
09:44If you are so brave,
09:46then you have really risen above many.
09:48No, no, no, we will do it another time.
09:50Another time.
09:52And I see everything,
09:54I would not help people,
09:56that's why Peron's Diary.
09:58People's Diary,
10:00so that once the people
10:02have their own court
10:04on TV channels.
10:06So, my dear viewers,
10:08if you need people,
10:10if you need minorities,
10:12feel free to write to Peron's Diary.
10:14What is your address?
10:16V, V, V, V, V, V.
10:18What are you, what are you shouting?
10:20I do not know how many
10:22Vs there are,
10:24they are double,
10:26so I do not know if he was talking
10:28double V or ordinary V.
10:30If it's double, then it's three,
10:32if it's ordinary, then it's six.
10:34Where are you talking from?
10:36That first address, V, V, V, V, V, V.
10:38Peron's Diary dot com.
10:40Peron's Diary.
10:42So, if no one will stand up for you,
10:44if no one will say that
10:46and talk about what is being hidden,
10:48and not what is being talked about.
10:50Maybe you are talking about something
10:52that you would not talk about
10:54what is being hidden.
10:56That is called a shift of attention.
10:58Yes.
11:00So, today, what happened?
11:02You are the editor of that part.
11:04So, the first 12th.
11:06Well, I can even
11:08a day before,
11:10draw a parallel,
11:1229th and 11th,
11:14you know what it was.
11:16Good, good, good.
11:18From the Croatian past.
11:20No, I don't want the Croatian past at all.
11:22I mean, it's too close for the Croatian past.
11:24Good, so what is the first 12th?
11:26The first 12th is also recently.
11:28Approximately a hundred years ago.
11:30The first 12th is the date of joining
11:32those first, first, those.
11:34And what are you talking about?
11:36Well, the king of the SVHS.
11:38And what now with you?
11:40We can't go over that date.
11:42Well, I'm going over, you know how.
11:44And I made an effort, colleague.
11:46What did you bring? A cake?
11:48Well, give me the cake.
11:50Come on, what are you waiting for?
11:54Look at the cake.
11:56Well, no, what do you care?
11:58Wait, it's a cake in the shape of Yugoslavia.
12:00Well, yes.
12:02Let me turn it a little bit.
12:04Look, a cake in the shape of Yugoslavia, people.
12:06Look at this.
12:08I'm going to...
12:10Wait, now you're going to...
12:12Wait now.
12:14Now we're going to do this.
12:16So, where the people of my people live,
12:18I'm going to cut.
12:20Where the people of your people live,
12:22you're going to cut.
12:24Then I'm going to...
12:26No, no, no.
12:28Then we're going to do this, territory.
12:30Come on, cut.
12:32Wait, where's Karlobak?
12:34No, no, no, I'm going.
12:36What Karlobak?
12:38Well, no, I would take this,
12:40Karlovac, Virovitica, Karlovac, Karlovac.
12:42Why? What will I have left?
12:44Well, you have more, brother.
12:46Look at this.
12:48Wait, wait a minute.
12:50Karlobak is here.
12:52Karlovac is here,
12:54near Zagreb, Virovitica.
12:56So what are you going to cut?
12:58And I'll have Slovenians left,
13:00and I'll have Karlobak, Virovitica.
13:02What Karlobak?
13:04What do you have with Karlobak?
13:06I said your territory.
13:08I have a family there, in Karlobak.
13:10You know, I like this,
13:12that my people are there.
13:14You know, eat everything.
13:16Eat, I'm begging you.
13:18I mean,
13:20did it come to this,
13:22that because of a piece of cake...
13:24No, no, eat everything.
13:26You had the idea to eat everything anyway.
13:28Dear viewers, I apologize for the incident.
13:30I'm not going to eat it.
13:32Sometimes it's better to be quiet.
13:34So, silence is gold.
13:36In these times,
13:38silence is growing.
13:40Look,
13:42wise people,
13:44how they oppose speech.
13:46You can be called,
13:48taken out of context,
13:50if you are silent, nothing can happen to you.
13:52Look at the ad.
13:54Mr. Marko,
13:56as a leader of the opposition,
13:58what is your message to the people?
14:00What is the message
14:02you are sending to the people,
14:04to the voters,
14:06to the people?
14:14What would you
14:16send to the authorities,
14:18to the government, to the coalition?
14:20What is your message?
14:28Okay,
14:30young people don't see the future,
14:32old people don't see the past.
14:34That's the point.
14:44Okay,
14:46we'll come back later.
14:48We'll be back in an hour.
14:54Do you see
14:56what wise politics is?
14:58Be careful,
15:00they only challenge.
15:02Do you see what he said?
15:04Do you see what he said?
15:06They take you out of context.
15:08Today,
15:10it's best to be silent.
15:12What is it?
15:14I don't know.
15:16You are silent.
15:18And you don't polarize.
15:20Think wisely,
15:22but be silent.
15:24When you say something,
15:26you can be stupid,
15:28but when you are silent,
15:30you can be stupid.
15:34I am a priori against it.
15:38I am not a priori.
15:40I am against it.
15:42I am against it all the time.
15:44I am not all the time,
15:46but I am against it.
15:48Because you are a minority.
15:50I know, I know.
15:52You know,
15:54my whole family
15:56is against it.
15:58We will all meet
16:00at the referendum.
16:02When are you going to Djevra?
16:04Tomorrow, I think.
16:06Tomorrow, we will smoke
16:08three pieces of meat.
16:10250 kilos.
16:12Net weight.
16:14Clean.
16:16Clean.
16:18750 kilos of meat.
16:20Where are you going to put it?
16:22Do you have a bag?
16:24No, everything goes dry.
16:26Everything.
16:28Where are you going to dry it?
16:30In Djevra, I do everything.
16:32What do you do?
16:34Sausages, ham, what else?
16:36Everything.
16:38Sausages.
16:40300 kilos of sausages.
16:42What else?
16:44In the cellar.
16:46Do you work in the cellar?
16:48Yes.
16:50Do you want to be a butcher?
16:52Yes.
16:54Do you like to work in the cellar?
16:56No, I don't.
16:58I like it when it's clear.
17:00I don't like when it's dark.
17:02When it's half clear,
17:04then it's white.
17:06The fat is burning.
17:08I don't like that.
17:10I don't like fat.
17:12It's healthy.
17:14I read on the portal
17:16that fat
17:18is not healthy,
17:20but incredibly healthy.
17:22What do you eat?
17:24I eat garlic and lemon juice.
17:32My teeth are growing.
17:34I'll call you when I'm back.
17:36I'll call you.
17:38Do you work in the cellar?
17:40Yes.
17:42It's a big cellar.
17:44It's great.
17:46Is it time to give away?
17:48It's time.
17:50I don't go to the cellar.
17:52I just buy dry meat.
17:54I give it away.
17:56Here's some meat.
17:58Here's some sausage.
18:00Here's some meat.
18:02Stop it.
18:04It's wrapped in a nice box.
18:06It's a gift from God.
18:08I give it away twice.
18:10Twice.
18:12When it's normal.
18:14When everyone celebrates.
18:16When you celebrate.
18:18Do you have a Croatian in your family?
18:20Yes.
18:22She's a woman.
18:24She's a Croatian.
18:26She's half English
18:28and half Croatian.
18:30It's all mixed up.
18:32That's how it should be.
18:34It's the best.
18:36It's time to give away.
18:38Do you listen to Jingle Bells?
18:40Of course.
18:42We have folklore.
18:44We play Jingle Bells.
18:46Really?
18:48On harmonica?
18:50Yes.
18:52Listen to our Sabor's Slavs.
18:54Let's evoke memories.
18:56A long time ago
18:58they recorded a song
19:00called Jingle Bells.
19:02It means bells.
19:04Jingle Bells and
19:06Sabor's Slavs.
19:10What do you play?
19:12Jingle Bells.
19:16Jingle Bells.
19:18Jingle Bells.
19:20Vivo!
19:22It rings all night.
19:24Vivo!
19:26You don't know how to play the trumpet?
19:28I've played the trumpet many times.
19:30Really?
19:32Trombone.
19:34Trombone?
19:36What are you talking about?
19:38It's important that you know.
19:42If anyone has Jingle Bells notes
19:44let him play.
19:46No, no.
19:48You don't need notes.
19:50Do you hear?
19:54The trumpet is ready.
19:56The batteries are full.
19:58Now you have to...
20:00Did you play the trumpet?
20:04Hold it with your hands.
20:06Now put it in your mouth
20:08and blow into the air.
20:10We have to put a stick
20:12so it doesn't grow.
20:14Ready?
20:18And now, dear viewers,
20:20Sabor's Slavs,
20:22Jingle Bells.
20:42Jingle Bells.
20:44Jingle Bells.
20:46Jingle Bells.
20:48Jingle Bells.
20:50Jingle Bells.
20:52Jingle Bells.
20:54Jingle Bells.
20:56Jingle Bells.
20:58Jingle Bells.
21:00Jingle Bells.
21:02Jingle Bells.
21:04Jingle Bells.
21:06Jingle Bells.
21:08Jingle Bells.
21:10Jingle Bells.
21:12Jingle Bells.
21:14Jingle Bells.
21:16You see, it's not a good thing.
21:18I was hoping for a man
21:20to play it.
21:22It's hard to play.
21:24I tried.
21:26But it's not a trumpet,
21:28but a horn.
21:30You can't get the sound out.
21:32I tried many times,
21:34but I never got the sound.
21:36Nothing.
21:38This was pleasant.
21:40Jingle Bells is a gift.
21:42Thank you very much.
21:44The time of the 12th month,
21:46and even the 1st,
21:487th and 15th,
21:50is a time
21:52when the human heart is melting.
21:54I don't know.
21:56The hearts are not so cold anymore.
21:58They are not frozen.
22:00Even the fiercest opponents
22:02look at each other more kindly.
22:04Until I accidentally
22:06recorded
22:08a hand gesture
22:10in our parliament,
22:12how the two fierce opponents
22:14on a political level
22:16describe each other nicely
22:18and what they are talking about.
22:20Look at me.
22:24Look.
22:26What do you think
22:28their names are?
22:30Let me guess.
22:32Women?
22:34You'll see.
22:36We'll get what they write.
22:38You know what?
22:40Tomica.
22:42They send SMS and MMS.
22:46Messages.
22:48He has the same telephone
22:50as I have.
22:54This is Minit.
22:56The same.
22:58The same telephone.
23:00This is really the same telephone.
23:02This is Minit.
23:04Which one is his?
23:06I don't know.
23:08I got it as a gift.
23:10Look.
23:12There is no anger.
23:14There is nothing.
23:16Lenin is a little angry.
23:18He has a cross on his back.
23:22No one knows
23:24what they wrote.
23:26I don't know.
23:28Tomica is getting ready.
23:30Zoki is getting ready.
23:34They are closing.
23:38You see?
23:40We, ordinary people,
23:42we think it is a fight
23:44for life and death.
23:46But it is not.
23:48They are normal people.
23:50They just need to maintain
23:52the tension
23:54and polarization
23:56between TITRA
23:58and the ideology
24:00that is leading Croatia forward.
24:02That is how I see it.
24:04I don't know
24:06if they could do it.
24:08Why not?
24:10They are normal people.
24:12They are like two armies.
24:14No, no, no.
24:16I have said it a hundred times.
24:22Dear viewers,
24:24you will see
24:26that we don't have enough
24:28referendums
24:30and impatience
24:32between two
24:34constitutive nations.
24:36I agree with you
24:38on everything you said.
24:40Nevera took Danak
24:42and hit it
24:44with a stone
24:46with a wind
24:48and a storm.
24:50Look at what
24:52Jablanac Stinica
24:54has done.
25:12It is terrible.
25:14You take a new car
25:16for a loan
25:18and you are in trouble.
25:20It is not normal
25:22We are almost at the end
25:24of the evening news.
25:26Let's watch
25:28just one commercial.
25:52...practical needs
25:54a kitchen table, four chairs
25:56and a wooden box.
25:58If the swimmer wants
26:00a water bottle
26:02or a shoe box.
26:08Those were the times, my colleague.
26:10Excuse me?
26:12Those were the times.
26:14What times?
26:16Why did you start the commercial?
26:18It is convenient.
26:20It was a famous day.
26:22We used to celebrate it.
26:24I don't know
26:26what you are talking about.
26:28I am a storyteller.
26:30What do you mean
26:32by a famous day?
26:34Nobody knows about it.
26:36When you look
26:38how many people
26:40from that country
26:42knew about that day
26:44compared to now
26:46it is four or five times
26:48more than it was before.
26:50It is mathematically more.
26:52But when it comes
26:54to the commercial
26:56I couldn't
26:58let you go.
27:00The company still works.
27:02Yes, yes.
27:04Art is the name of the company.
27:06Dear viewers, this was just the intro.
27:08Just the beginning
27:10of our conversation
27:12in Peron's Diary.
27:14Thank you very much.
27:16Let's break the cake.
27:18Let's do it.
27:22We will decorate
27:24the cake in the form of Yugoslavia.
27:26I will eat
27:28a quarter.
27:30I will eat two slices of bread.
27:32I don't need more.
27:34Two slices of bread and Slovenia
27:36and me.
27:38We wish you a good night.
27:40See you next week.
27:42See you.
27:46Give me the cake.
28:02Give me Slovenia.
28:04Give me Istria.
28:06Slovenia and Istria.
28:08Give me Vojvodina.
28:16Slovenia.