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00:00Episode 08
00:05Your Highness,
00:07this is my brother in the army when I was in Biancheng.
00:11Greetings, Your Highness.
00:13Arise.
00:20Judge Sha,
00:21if I had known you had such a beautiful brother,
00:24I wouldn't have come to you.
00:26Don't mind it.
00:28Have a seat.
00:29I'm a joker.
00:31By the way,
00:32why did you dress up as a scholar
00:34when you came to the capital?
00:37The war in Biancheng was over.
00:38I went back to my hometown to visit my family.
00:40So I changed my clothes.
00:43What was your business
00:44when you came to the capital this time?
00:46I...
00:47I came to the capital this time
00:48to do some official business.
00:50Actually,
00:51it's also a private matter.
00:54Actually, it's also a business.
00:57Hai, what's the business?
00:59It's a long story.
01:02When General Yuan was fighting in Biancheng,
01:05he was shot by an enemy's poisonous arrow.
01:07He was in a coma at that time.
01:08His life was in danger.
01:12Fortunately, my master
01:13had passed me a secret prescription to detoxify him.
01:15After everyone tried their best to save him,
01:17the general was recovered.
01:20But...
01:22But his wound hadn't healed yet.
01:24So he didn't listen to his master's advice
01:25and went to the battlefield again.
01:26He buried himself in trouble.
01:28What trouble?
01:32He must have a relapse in a hundred days.
01:35Really?
01:39Yes.
01:40The general was too stubborn.
01:42He left himself in trouble.
01:44Once his wound relapses,
01:46even if he is alive,
01:48he can't save him.
01:50I suddenly remembered this in my hometown.
01:54I counted the days.
01:56It's less than a hundred days.
01:59I prepared the medicine according to the prescription
02:01and searched for the general everywhere.
02:03As long as the general could take my medicine
02:05three days before the hundred days,
02:06he could pass the test safely and never relapse again.
02:09Did you find the general?
02:11I should have met him.
02:12But I misjudged him.
02:16I heard that the general is in Beijing now.
02:19I must meet him today.
02:21If he is really in Beijing,
02:22it's not difficult to find him.
02:25Pingwei, am I right?
02:27Yes.
02:28Your Highness, I have to ask you for help.
02:31Just do as I say.
02:33Junyi, don't worry.
02:35Stay here for a while.
02:36I'll call someone
02:37to ask Yuan Buqi where he is.
02:39I'll tell you as soon as I come back.
02:41Thank you, Your Highness.
02:42You're welcome.
02:50Hey, Pingwei.
02:53When you meet the general later,
02:54just...
03:02We're almost there.
03:03Here?
03:03Yes.
03:05Right here.
03:06Okay.
03:09Du Bin,
03:10wait for me here.
03:12I'll go and have a look.
03:13Okay.
03:14Shunzi
03:18Brother, I finally found you.
03:22Son-in-law.
03:24Son-in-law,
03:26how did you know I was here?
03:27Brother, don't call me like that.
03:30Why did you come to Beijing without telling me?
03:34You didn't see me. I was sick.
03:36Brother, have a seat.
03:40Brother, you're sick?
03:42Why don't you go to see a doctor?
03:44How can I wake up if I'm not feeling well?
03:47It's not a big problem. You'll be fine in a few days.
03:54Brother, I've invited a doctor to see you.
03:58No need. Let them go.
04:01Prince Consort, please have a seat.
04:04Go?
04:05Brother, do you know what doctor I've invited?
04:09What doctor?
04:10He's a famous doctor from Yangzhou.
04:16A famous doctor from Yangzhou?
04:18Yes, he's from Yangzhou.
04:24Brother, let me tell you.
04:27This doctor is amazing.
04:29He only needs to put a line on the patient's wrist.
04:33He doesn't need to see a doctor.
04:36Then the patient will be cured.
04:39Come here.
04:40The patient will be cured.
04:41I'll tell you.
04:42And the patient will be cured quickly.
04:45I'll tell you.
04:52Du Bin, come here.
04:54How is he?
04:55I've told him.
04:56You just stand by the door.
04:58When the time comes...
04:59Get up.
05:00Let him go.
05:03You...
05:06You...
05:11Brother.
05:14Brother, this is Guo Hai, the doctor.
05:17Greetings, General.
05:19No need.
05:20It's important to see the general first.
05:25General, don't lie on the chair.
05:28I'll tell you what the doctor wants to say.
05:36General, the doctor wants to see you.
06:00General, the doctor said...
06:02Your illness comes from the south.
06:05Maybe it's from Yangzhou.
06:09The doctor also said...
06:11Your illness comes from your heart.
06:14The sky is wide and the earth is wide.
06:16Why don't you open your heart?
06:19General, you can't move around.
06:22The doctor still needs to check your pulse.
06:28Yes.
06:29Lie down.
06:32Lie down.
06:52General, the doctor said...
06:54You had an external injury.
06:56The wound is small, but the damage is great.
06:59Fortunately, it's healed.
07:03The doctor also said...
07:05You had a lovesickness disease.
07:10No.
07:13I was wrong.
07:15Slap me.
07:22What disease?
07:24You had a lovesickness disease.
07:27Why did you have a lovesickness disease?
07:30The doctor said...
07:32The doctor said...
07:34What did the doctor say?
07:36What did the doctor say?
07:38I remember.
07:40The doctor said...
07:42The general wants to see you.
07:45But he can't see you.
07:47He's not a man.
07:50He's a woman.
07:53No.
07:54No.
07:55He's not a woman.
07:56He's a lady.
07:57Guohan.
07:58Don't talk nonsense here.
08:00Go to the doctor and get the prescription.
08:08Brother.
08:09Just because of a red line...
08:12The doctor told you so accurately.
08:15The doctor from Yangzhou...
08:17Isn't he amazing?
08:25The doctor is giving you the prescription.
08:28He asked me to say it again.
08:30Say it.
08:31The doctor said...
08:33You had a lovesickness disease.
08:35Don't be sad.
08:37Don't sigh.
08:39Don't cry.
08:41Don't be sad.
08:43Guohan.
08:44Wait.
08:45Did the doctor say so?
08:48The doctor said so.
08:50The doctor said so.
08:52I said so.
08:56Go.
08:57Get the general's prescription.
09:00Yes.
09:19General.
09:22This is the prescription.
09:26I don't know what this is.
09:30Let's go.
09:37The moon is bright.
09:39The flowers are in bloom.
09:41The world is gloomy.
09:43Where are the people?
09:52This...
10:00This...
10:09Lianyan.
10:10Zizhen.
10:23Lianyan.
10:24Zizhen.
10:30Zizhen.
10:43Zizhen.
10:58Come.
11:00Okay, just put it here, okay?
11:03Okay.
11:04Ma'am.
11:05Taijun.
11:07Ma'am, young master.
11:08Okay, come on, sit down.
11:10Sit down.
11:11Young master, have some tea.
11:16Ma'am, have some tea, too.
11:18Binyan, when are you going to have a baby?
11:23When can I have a great-grandchild?
11:26Ma'am.
11:27Look at you.
12:01One year later
12:18That's a lot of silver.
12:20What are you doing?
12:22I'm going to look for Yaojin.
12:23This time, how can you give up that monkey?
12:27He's a bit of an unlucky guy recently.
12:29There's nothing he can't do.
12:31I told you he's a stupid donkey.
12:33You just don't believe me.
12:34All right, all right.
12:36Let's not talk about him.
12:37I called you here today to talk about something important.
12:42Are you going to tell me about the Taikun?
12:45That's right.
12:46Tell me.
12:47Where is the gold and silver treasure of the Taibu?
12:50His treasure is hidden in his bedroom.
12:54No way.
12:55There's gold and silver treasure in that room?
12:57I clean that room every day.
13:00I know everything in every corner.
13:02I'm sure I'm not wrong.
13:05There's another room in that bedroom.
13:08You mean there's another secret room in the old woman's room?
13:14I've served him for so many years.
13:16How come I don't know?
13:19I've been to his bedroom many times to deliver a lot of goods.
13:23Have you ever seen him take money out?
13:26No, I haven't.
13:29Every time you clean the room,
13:31have you ever seen money in the room?
13:34Yes.
13:35I've never seen anything valuable.
13:40That's exactly what the Taikun is good at.
13:43There must be another secret room in that room.
13:47But where is the door to the secret room?
13:51Xiao Qiao, keep an eye on him.
13:55If you see anything suspicious,
13:58tell me immediately.
14:00Okay.
14:01I'll be back on the same day.
14:21Xiao Qiao, what are you doing?
14:23You've been living in this house for a long time.
14:26The floor is a bit loose.
14:28Let's get to work.
14:34You're all here.
14:36What are you going to do?
14:38I'm going to clean the room.
14:40I'm going to clean the room.
14:42I'm going to clean the room.
14:44I'm going to clean the room.
14:46I'm going to clean the room.
14:48I'm going to clean the room.
14:50You're early.
14:59Silver?
15:01Come.
15:11No problem.
15:13We'll leave now.
15:15Okay.
15:18I'm going to clean the room.
15:20I'm going to clean the room.
15:22I'm going to clean the room.
15:30Xiao Qiao, how is it?
15:38Xiao Qiao,
15:40it's not something that can be done in a day or two.
15:42When it's quiet at night,
15:44try to keep an eye on the Taikun.
15:46Come.
15:49Let's find another chance.
15:53Grandma.
15:59Grandma.
16:01This is the interest for this month.
16:03It's 318 taels.
16:05Please take a look.
16:16Not bad.
16:18Shi Zhao,
16:20you've worked hard.
16:22Go home and rest.
16:24Yes, Grandma.
16:46Go home and rest.
17:16Go home and rest.
17:31Old Taikun,
17:33I'm not feeling well.
17:35Go to bed early.
17:37You go to rest too.
17:46Good night.
18:16Good night.
18:46Good night.
18:48Good night.
19:16Good night.
19:46Good night.
20:16Good night.
20:24Really?
20:46Really?
21:16Really?
21:46Good night.
21:58I've served him for so many years,
22:00but I never leave his side.
22:02Why haven't I noticed
22:04that the Bodhisattva has a mechanism?
22:08Didn't I tell you?
22:10This is the strength of the old woman.
22:12By the way, Xiao Qiao,
22:15how did the Bodhisattva move
22:17and show the mechanism?
22:19Did you see it clearly?
22:21At that time,
22:23a damn cat stepped on me.
22:25A cat?
22:27It scared me.
22:29When I looked up,
22:31the old woman was gone.
22:33Did you see clearly
22:35where the key was and where the lock was?
22:37Don't worry.
22:39I will definitely let you know
22:41the secret of the Bodhisattva's switch.
22:45Is this a reward?
22:47I guess so.
22:49What else do you want?
23:11Master.
23:15Master.
23:29Here.
23:45Xiao Qiao.
23:47Didn't you clean the Buddha's room
23:49this morning?
23:51I used a wet cloth to clean it yesterday.
23:53After it dried, there was a water stain.
23:55I will use a dry cloth to clean it again today.
24:15Where is my hairpin?
24:17Where is my hairpin?
24:19Where is my hairpin?
24:21Why didn't you put it on me?
24:23Where is it?
24:25You always put things
24:27in the wrong place.
24:29Look.
24:31You can't find it, can you?
24:33Master,
24:35isn't the hairpin in your hand?
24:37Look.
24:39You can't find it, can you?
24:41Master,
24:43isn't the hairpin in your hand?
24:45Look.
24:47Look.
24:51I'm old.
24:53I can't use it anymore.
24:55I have a bad memory.
24:57I can't use my brain anymore.
24:59It happens to everyone.
25:01It's not a bad memory.
25:03All right.
25:06I'll put it on.
25:18Qinglei,
25:20the bad things that He did
25:22are all clear now.
25:24Why don't you take him to the government?
25:26Stop nagging at him.
25:28It's not that I don't want to take him to the government.
25:30I want to force him to jump.
25:32Force him to jump?
25:34How can I force him to jump?
25:36It's a secret.
25:38Even I don't believe it.
25:40Even I don't believe it.
25:42You?
25:44You talk too fast.
25:46Last time,
25:48when you fought with the masked man,
25:50you reported it to the government.
25:54I can't turn you into a mute
25:56like Erniang did to Yansheng.
25:58I can't turn you into a mute like Erniang did to Yansheng.
26:00I can't turn you into a mute
26:02like Erniang did to Yansheng.
26:04So I can't tell you something.
26:06Fine.
26:08If you don't tell me,
26:10I'll beat you.
26:12I'll beat you.
26:14Don't beat me.
26:16I'll beat you.
26:18Will you tell me or not?
26:20Will you tell me or not?
26:22I'll beat you.
26:24Come here.
26:32Come here.
26:34Come here.
26:36Come here.
27:02Mother.
27:04Good.
27:08Good.
27:10Son, look at the hammer.
27:12How's my dancing?
27:14Mother, what's this?
27:16Good kung fu, right?
27:18I've never seen it before.
27:20Your grandfather made it for me.
27:22Mother, what's the name of this weapon?
27:24Weapon?
27:26It has no name yet.
27:28No name?
27:30Let me give it a name.
27:32What's it called?
27:34It's called...
27:36Siguachui.
27:38It sounds awful.
27:40How about Woguchui?
27:42Woguchui?
27:44That's even worse.
27:46Dongguachui.
27:48No, no, no.
27:50How about Jinguachui?
27:52Good.
27:54Mother, the sun is scorching.
27:56Why are you dancing Jinguachui?
27:58You don't know, do you?
28:00I'm going to get rid of the evil.
28:02When the time comes,
28:04your mother and I will go to help.
28:08Mother, have a seat.
28:12Jingtang,
28:14why are you always here?
28:16Why don't you go to the shop?
28:18It's okay.
28:20There's a mute girl in the shop.
28:22Mute girl?
28:24She's smart,
28:26but she's a mute.
28:28Mother, let me try.
28:32Do you want to play?
28:34I'll play with you.
28:36Catch it, son.
28:42It's so heavy.
28:44It's not light, is it?
28:46Mother,
28:48why is it so heavy?
28:50It's called goldfish can't appear,
28:52the sea can't tremble.
28:54I'm just kidding.
28:56I can't let you dance Jinguachui.
28:58Why don't you learn from your father?
29:06It's so heavy.
29:08Mother, when will you go to get rid of the evil?
29:10I'll go, too.
29:12You're so weak.
29:14Don't worry about it.
29:18You're not useful.
29:20Why don't you let me help?
29:22Why don't you let me help?
29:24Son, you're a good boy.
29:26But you're not a good dancer.
29:28Stay at home.
29:30Don't disturb your mother.
29:52Goldfish
29:56Yes, the gold hairpin is the key.
29:58But the hairpin is in the old Taijun's hair.
30:00I can't take it off.
30:02You can't take it off in the day.
30:04Can't you wait until he's asleep?
30:06But I can't go in when he's asleep.
30:08What a coincidence.
30:10I usually praise you for your intelligence,
30:12but why are you stupid this time?
30:14Can't you let him sleep in front of you?
30:16Can't you let him sleep in front of you?
30:18You mean
30:20You mean
30:24You mean you want him to take sleeping pills?
30:28I mean
30:30I want him to take sleeping pills.
30:32You mean you want to poison him to death?
30:36You mean you want to poison him to death?
30:46How can you say that?
30:48The elderly at this age are most afraid of being tortured to death.
30:50The elderly at this age are most afraid of being tortured to death.
30:52I'll let him sleep in front of me.
30:54I'll let him sleep in front of me.
30:56So that he won't suffer in the future.
30:58So that he won't suffer in the future.
31:00It's a blessing to die in peace.
31:12What? You don't want to?
31:14Why?
31:16Why?
31:18Why?
31:30Why?
31:32Why?
31:38Why?
31:40Why?
31:42I... I don't understand.
31:46Under the flowers, there are thorns.
31:48How can a person's heart be safe without poison?
31:51Do you understand?
31:52I don't understand.
31:55Hating a young man is not a gentleman.
31:57No poison, no husband.
31:59You should understand this.
32:01I understand.
32:03Xiao Qiao, first, you will be shot.
32:05After that, you will suffer.
32:07If you don't take it, you will regret it later.
32:13Xiao Qiao, after all, I drank a few more bottles of ink than you.
32:17Just listen to me.
32:19Do as I say.
32:20That's right.
32:32Let me tell you.
32:33A scholar either doesn't do bad things,
32:35or when bad things happen, they are worse than anyone else.
32:38That's right.
32:40Worse than anyone else?
32:41That's right.
32:43Why are you laughing again?
32:45I'm laughing at you.
32:46You force me to read ten words a day.
32:50Aren't you afraid that when I read a lot,
32:53I will fight with you in the future?
32:55I'm not afraid.
32:59Let me tell you.
33:00There are two kinds of books in my dynasty.
33:05The first kind is to talk about morality and justice.
33:08To advise people to do good.
33:11The second kind is to tell people to do good,
33:13to guide people to do evil.
33:17But the second kind of books
33:18have already been thrown out by me.
33:20You won't be able to read it even if you want to.
33:25Why are you laughing again?
33:28Tian Lei, I have something to ask you.
33:30Okay.
33:32Go ahead.
33:33Your Qi family's men don't look good.
33:38But you look good.
33:41You don't look like a crooked man.
33:44How did this happen?
33:46Didn't I tell you before?
33:49You have a good memory.
33:52Okay.
33:54Let me tell you again.
33:56In life, there are ups and downs.
33:58There are ups and downs.
34:00Eat, drink, gamble, and fight for good men.
34:04If you say it's romantic, it's not.
34:07If it's not romantic...
34:10Okay, okay, okay.
34:14I'm a martial artist.
34:17I don't understand what you're saying.
34:21Miss.
34:22Everything I said is nonsense.
34:25You still don't understand?
34:26I don't understand.
34:27I mean,
34:28don't learn from the rich.
34:30Do you understand?
34:32I don't understand.
34:33I mean,
34:34you have to be positive.
34:36Don't be selfish.
34:37Do you understand?
34:41Rich people
34:42have less children.
34:44Do you understand?
34:45I don't understand.
34:46I don't understand.
34:47I really don't understand.
34:50Miss.
34:51Do you really don't understand or not?
34:56I thought about it.
34:58I really don't understand.
35:02It's okay if you don't understand.
35:04I'll give you a hint.
35:06You'll understand.
35:08I'll give you a hint.
35:10You'll understand.
35:12You'll understand.
35:17I'm serious.
35:20Tell me.
35:22What do you think we should do?
35:25It's up to you.
35:28Based on my intuition,
35:30we should guard against him.
35:31Yes, yes.
35:32Based on my intuition,
35:35we should guard against him.
35:37Go.
35:50Listen.
35:51There is no God.
35:53There is no king.
35:55There is no master.
35:58If you don't listen
36:00If you don't listen,
36:02if you don't listen,
36:03even if you do something wrong,
36:06the Qi family
36:07will not forgive him.
36:11I've said it before.
36:12If you want to do something here,
36:14you can't do it for personal gain,
36:16for personal gain,
36:17for personal favor,
36:18for personal favor,
36:19for personal hatred,
36:19for personal hatred,
36:20for personal hatred,
36:24Although I'm old,
36:26I can see very clearly.
36:29In the Qi family,
36:30some people are doing good deeds,
36:32some people are doing bad deeds.
36:36If you do good deeds,
36:38but you desperately want people to know,
36:41I think
36:42this can only be considered as a fake good deed.
36:46If you do bad deeds,
36:49but you persistently want people to know,
36:51I'm afraid this is a great evil.
36:56That's why I'm going to tell you today.
37:01You...
37:03Grandma!
37:05Grandma, what's wrong with you?
37:06Grandma!
37:08What's wrong, Taijun?
37:10Grandma!
37:11What's wrong with you, Grandma?
37:13What's wrong, Taijun?
37:14Hurry, go get Master Liu.
37:17Grandma, are you all right?
37:20Taijun.
37:21Grandma.
37:23Hurry, make the bed for Taijun.
37:26Be careful.
37:35Be careful.
37:38Grandma, be careful.
37:43Grandma, are you all right?
37:45Be careful.
37:54Ah...
38:10Master Liu, Taijun suddenly...
38:14Please go ahead.
38:16Okay.
38:24Taijun.
38:35Okay, let's go outside and talk.
38:45Master, how is Taijun?
38:48Master, is Taijun all right?
38:51It's all right. Taijun probably has a stroke.
38:54Everyone, don't worry.
38:56This illness can still be cured.
38:59I'll prescribe some medicine.
39:01Let Xiao Xi bring it back.
39:03After he's recovered, let Taijun take it.
39:05Then he can be relieved.
39:07Everyone, don't worry.
39:09It's all right.
39:21It's all right.
39:51It's all right.
40:07Miss Ye Sheng, Taijun just took the medicine.
40:09Don't worry.
40:11The medicine is almost ready.
40:13Really? Don't worry.
40:21Taijun
40:26Taijun is much better today, Miss Ye Sheng.
40:28Take your time. Don't worry.
40:33By the way, Master Liu said
40:34we can add more medicine tomorrow.
40:38Taijun will recover faster.
40:51Here.
40:52Let me do it.
40:53No need.
40:56Here.
40:59Qiao Qiao, go do your thing.
41:01We're here.
41:03It's none of your business. Go.
41:21Go.
41:35How is it?