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00:00I don't know what kind of horse my husband is.
00:04Princess, you can't speak so casually now.
00:08Tomorrow, after breakfast,
00:10the Prince Consort will send his Chief Steward Liu to pick you up.
00:14After you enter the prison,
00:16your every word, every action,
00:19everything will be recorded in the records.
00:22I'm sure you won't forget it.
00:25After you enter the prison,
00:27your every word, every action,
00:30everything will be recorded in the records.
00:36You can't be like that on the way.
00:38What's wrong on the way?
00:40What's wrong on my way?
00:42You're not going with me tomorrow?
00:45The Prince Consort is here to meet you.
00:48How can I stand by?
00:50Princess, you should rest early.
00:54Get up early tomorrow morning.
00:57Dress yourself up nicely.
01:03When the Prince Consort sees you,
01:05his eyes will shine.
01:07His heart will beat like this.
01:09Then you'll be successful.
01:11I'll be successful if he likes me.
01:13If he doesn't like me,
01:15then I'll have to find someone else.
01:19Good girl.
01:26You should rest early.
01:28Dress yourself up nicely.
01:49Hey.
02:19Hey.
02:49Hey.
03:19Hey.
03:26Good night.
03:50He's here to see General Yuan.
03:55This way, please.
04:02Princess, this way, please.
04:11Princess, the scenery here is not bad, right?
04:15Look.
04:18This is the front garden of the inn.
04:20The scenery here is not bad.
04:37This way, please.
04:41There are a lot of rare stones here.
04:46Princess, take care.
04:48This way, please.
05:02Chief Steward Liu.
05:04Is he General Yuan?
05:07Princess, this way, please.
05:09General, what can I do for you?
05:12Chief Steward Liu, you must ensure his safety.
05:15If you need any help, just call me.
05:18You don't need to follow me.
05:20Just wait here for me.
05:25The front garden must have four caravans.
05:30The back garden must have five caravans.
05:33If the princess goes out for a walk,
05:35you must be careful.
05:38What else do you need?
05:40Princess.
05:45Princess.
05:48Chief Steward Liu.
05:50Is the general in purple General Yuan?
05:54Princess, General Yuan is waiting for you in the back garden.
06:11Princess, General Yuan is waiting for you in the back garden.
06:19Remember what I said just now.
06:21Yes.
06:22Come here.
06:23Aunt, go.
06:24Yes.
06:27Aunt.
06:30Did someone fancy you just now?
06:34Who?
06:37Princess.
06:41Princess, General Yuan is here.
06:44Who?
06:45That girl.
06:47Do you know her?
06:50No.
06:51What kind of girl is she?
06:53Princess, she is a girl.
06:56Yes.
06:57She is a girl, I know.
07:00It's you.
07:01Yes.
07:02It's you.
07:03Yes.
07:04It's you.
07:05It's you.
07:06It's me.
07:07It's you.
07:08General Yuan is in there.
07:10Let's not disturb him for now.
07:13Princess, please wait.
07:15General Yuan will come out soon.
07:38General Yuan?
07:50Yuan Buqi is really not old.
08:08He's already lost two wives.
08:10This is not a big deal.
08:13Isn't this a bad omen?
08:30Liu Zihuan! Liu Zihuan!
08:33Liu Zihuan!
08:35Liu Zihuan!
08:38Something's wrong, Liu Zihuan!
08:40Princess, what's wrong?
08:42Look inside! Look inside!
08:44Something's wrong!
08:46Take a look!
08:53You...
08:55You...
08:57You...
08:59You...
09:01You...
09:03You...
09:05You...
09:08You...
09:35You...
09:37Oh
09:51Don't say yeah, she's a fool. Yeah, I'm a fool in footie. Yeah. Yeah, I'm a dozer
10:03Hey
10:07Don't
10:09Hey
10:33Hey, you're gonna do what's up? What's up? What's up? What's up? Oh, yeah, this one mama
10:37Huh, you don't got it. How do you choose? What's up? Hey
10:42Gung-gu, I mean bitch. I'm going to have a picture
10:45Come on, man. Don't wait. I'll tell you that
10:47Gung-gu, I'll be cool. Be cool. You're what I know. Hey, how's it? Yeah
10:52My man, give me that way
10:55Hey, you know, I don't go back. I got to go. Oh, you know, I
11:00I
11:03Don't know what to make out. Yeah, we're going to know great
11:07Yeah, what can you have for me? Yeah, you just pop out. Yeah, can't you? I said you don't feel fine
11:12Oh, yeah, it's probably part of it. Yeah, I don't know. You're not you. Yeah, well, yes, it may be that
11:20Lady, what coach? Yeah, I truly listen to her
11:23Ha ha ha ha ha
11:25Hey, this could be beat up
11:28This will get your toes. Is it what kind? Yes. It's a full-time pussy
11:35You do
11:37You did you always waited for
11:45Yeah
11:47I'm ashamed.
11:48I've seen Yuan Buqi.
11:50But her beard is so long and she looks so ugly.
11:53What husband?
11:53I don't think she looks like a black horse or a white horse.
11:57She looks like a ugly donkey.
11:58Don't talk nonsense.
12:00And...
12:02He has married two wives.
12:03Both of them are dead.
12:05If I get married again,
12:06I'll be the third one.
12:07I'll be the third one.
12:12If you do this,
12:14will you be guilty of deceiving the emperor?
12:16No.
12:18My goddaughter has already thought of it.
12:21She said there are three reasons why I won't be guilty.
12:24The first one is that
12:26General Yuan has indeed had two wives.
12:29And they are dead.
12:30Everyone knows that.
12:32The second one is that
12:35General Yuan has had two wives.
12:39No one knows that.
12:41The third one is that the princess is not the emperor.
12:44It's normal for a man not to shave his beard for a few days.
12:47Am I right?
12:48Yes.
12:49Brother.
12:50Yes. You're right.
12:52I've been waiting for this moment.
12:56I've been waiting for this.
12:59Besides,
13:01what's the good of being a general?
13:03If I win, I'll save my life.
13:07If I lose,
13:08I'll save the emperor's life.
13:11Don't cry, princess.
13:13I want to cry when I see you cry.
13:28Chief Steward Liu.
13:29Is that what the princess said?
13:39It's all your fault.
13:41That day when we passed by the temple,
13:42I said I'd go in and ask for a kiss.
13:43But you said no and pulled me back.
13:45If we go in and ask for a kiss,
13:47we might leave.
13:50Princess.
13:52Eunuch, in my opinion,
13:55the emperor may not know
13:57the marriage of Marquis Dingbei.
13:59Yes.
14:01The border crisis in the north.
14:03If the emperor is happy for a moment,
14:06he will...
14:08Princess, how about this?
14:10Let's go back to the capital tonight
14:13and report to the emperor.
14:14Ask the emperor's old man
14:15to choose another bridal chamber for you
14:17and sentence Yuan Buqi to the crime of deceiving the emperor.
14:21What do you think?
14:26Then we won't go to Lingshan to play.
14:28Well...
14:29And we have to go to Nantianmen.
14:31You also said we would go to see the sunrise in the East China Sea.
14:34You promised me.
14:36Eunuch.
14:38It's not easy for you and the princess
14:40to come here and travel a long way.
14:43Even if you want to go back to the capital,
14:45you can't go in a hurry.
14:48As the saying goes,
14:51it's worth it to cross the bend.
14:54I think...
14:58Why don't you rest today
15:00and go to the Bixia Temple tomorrow
15:03to ask for a kiss?
15:04What do you think?
15:05Climb to the top of the mountain
15:07and absorb the spirit of the heaven and earth,
15:09the essence of the sun and the moon,
15:11and then go back to the capital.
15:15Eunuch.
15:16Let's do it.
15:18Okay. It's a deal.
15:20Eunuch.
15:20I'll arrange everything.
15:22We'll go to Lingshan together tomorrow.
15:32Uncle.
15:34How is it going with the princess?
15:37Come here.
15:39Why are you making a fuss on the street?
15:42Uncle.
15:43I'm anxious.
15:44I'm anxious for my brother.
15:46I...
15:47Is this a place to talk?
15:49You idiot.
15:50Let's go.
16:02Okay. Help me tie it up.
16:04Look at this bamboo platform.
16:07It's definitely made of pure bronze.
16:09Okay.
16:10Uncle.
16:11Buy one.
16:12Uncle.
16:13Buy one.
16:14Uncle.
16:15Please tell my nephew, Sha Pingwei.
16:17After General Yuan disguised himself as a ghost,
16:20what will Princess Changping do
16:22when she goes back to the posthouse?
16:24Uncle.
16:28Pingwei.
16:29Let me tell you.
16:31The first move is successful.
16:33Princess Changping won't let Yuan Buqi be the consort prince.
16:36It's done.
16:37That's great.
16:40But...
16:41The old eunuch said
16:43His Majesty should punish Yuan Buqi for deceiving the emperor.
16:47What?
16:48Deceiving...
16:50Deceiving the emperor?
16:52It's His Majesty who wants her to be the consort prince.
16:55Who is bullying whom?
16:57That's true.
16:59But if we want the old eunuch to change his mind,
17:02we have to use the second move.
17:05Uncle.
17:06What is the second move?
17:08Uncle.
17:10Go over there.
17:16Waiter.
17:17Coming.
17:18The second move.
17:19I've already calculated it.
17:22Although the princess is from the emperor's family,
17:25she is proud,
17:26but she has her own opinions.
17:28I think the princess will let the old eunuch change her mind.
17:32Uncle.
17:33You are good at medical skills,
17:35and you can predict the situation.
17:36I think you are really good at it.
17:39I don't have a chance with the immortals yet.
17:43But when I was young,
17:45I learned the formula in your uncle's house.
17:48I learned about Yin, Yang, Five Elements,
17:50Feng, Jiao, Xing, Zuan,
17:52Mountain, River, Land, Geography,
17:53Medicine, Art, Literature, Grass,
17:55and some Yanxi.
17:57When I saw someone,
17:58I could only tell whether he is handsome,
18:00thin, heavy, light,
18:01light clothes, good fortune.
18:04Uncle.
18:05Why don't you show your nephew
18:07whether he is handsome, light, good fortune?
18:10I've already shown you.
18:13But it's not the right time yet.
18:16I can't tell you.
18:20Uncle.
18:21Do I have bad luck?
18:22Uncle.
18:23You already have bad luck.
18:25General Yuan was almost shot to death because of you.
18:28Is this bad luck still small?
18:33But,
18:34Heaven comes from suffering,
18:36and good fortune comes from bad luck.
18:38You made a big trouble,
18:40but it led to Du Bingyan
18:42and General Yuan's
18:44fate.
18:47It's my brother's good luck.
18:49I'm still bad luck.
18:53No.
18:54It depends on your good luck.
18:58You,
19:00already have good luck.
19:19Uncle.
19:20Uncle.
19:21What's wrong with my palm?
19:26Ping Wei.
19:29The palm is like a tree.
19:34Observe it carefully.
19:37You can tell whether the material is good or bad.
19:41Your palm is straight and long.
19:45You are loyal and ambitious,
19:49but your mind is not good enough.
19:53But,
19:54you have a good appearance.
19:56Really?
19:57You are beautiful,
19:59and have a good character.
20:03It's quite natural.
20:05You are well-dressed,
20:06and good at martial arts.
20:08You are well-dressed,
20:09and good at martial arts.
20:10You are well-dressed,
20:13and good at martial arts.
20:16You are well-dressed,
20:20and good at martial arts.
20:23You are well-dressed,
20:25and good at martial arts.
20:28Ping Wei.
20:29When Princess Changping came here,
20:32did you wear a purple robe?
20:34Yes, I wore a purple robe.
20:38It's God's will.
20:40It's God's will.
20:43Ping Wei.
20:44When you are pregnant,
20:46you must be in Lingshan.
20:48Tomorrow morning,
20:49you must wear a purple robe before sunrise.
20:52Climb the mountain,
20:53and reach the top of the mountain.
20:54Don't go anywhere else.
20:56Wait until the end of the day in front of Bixia Temple.
20:59When the time comes,
21:00you can have a baby.
21:04Not only can you be pregnant,
21:06but also your brother can be safe
21:08when you give birth.
21:11Uncle.
21:12You didn't fool me, did you?
21:15When did I fool you?
21:17Well...
21:20Before Bixia Temple,
21:21you will have a baby.
21:23What does it mean?
21:25Xiao Er.
21:27Yin Liang.
21:29It's a bad omen.
21:33Uncle.
21:34Tell me.
21:36My son.
21:37Take care of yourself.
21:39We will act according to the situation tomorrow.
21:42Go and ride your horse.
21:45Uncle.
21:46Uncle.
21:50Is it true?
21:52Take a look.
22:05Su Yun.
22:06I've been looking for you.
22:07Here you are.
22:10Come on. Give me a hand.
22:18How's the matter with the princess?
22:21We have to solve the crime of deceiving the emperor.
22:25Otherwise,
22:26we can't achieve anything.
22:29Do you have any idea?
22:31Gan's daughter
22:32still goes back to Yangzhou.
22:33But she still keeps her idea.
22:35She will go back to Yangzhou.
22:37She is so clever.
22:42Do you think
22:43Gan's son-in-law can make it this time?
22:46It depends on tomorrow.
22:49Then you can use all your Xie skills to make her fall in love with you.
22:54I can't do it alone.
22:56Tomorrow, I have to invite an expert to help my goddaughter.
23:02It's too late. Hurry up and invite her.
23:05I'm here to invite her.
23:09Invite me?
23:10Tomorrow, it's your turn.
23:12Okay, then tell me. What do you want me to do?
23:16I've already arranged everything.
23:19All that's left now is...
23:28I can't do this.
23:30It's bad for my brain and my neck.
23:32I can't do it. I definitely can't do it.
23:35Then let's learn it right away.
23:38This is called...
23:41Lin Ke Wa Jing.
23:43What do you call this?
23:45This is called...
24:01Master is awake!
24:03Master is awake!
24:08Master is awake!
24:14Master is awake!
24:18What are you waiting for? Pull me out!
24:25Use your hands!
24:31Hurry up!
24:44Master!
24:49Master!
24:53Don't cry! I'm not dead yet!
25:05Master!
25:07Master! What should we do?
25:11I didn't see the gold medal.
25:15Did you see it?
25:16No, we didn't.
25:22The centipede's worm will not die.
25:27Stinky liar.
25:29You want me to show off?
25:33This time, we'll see who will show off.
25:40Once I die,
25:42I'll kill him with my own hands.
25:46Come.
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26:23Be careful on the way.
26:26Don't trip and fall.
26:31Got it?
26:32Got it.
26:35It's a long way.
26:37When it's time to rest,
26:39let them stop and take a deep breath.
26:43Got it?
26:44Got it.
26:45Okay. Let's go.
26:51Be careful.
26:53Hurry up.
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29:00No.
29:01Let's take a break.
29:03Okay.
29:07Eunuch.
29:09Can you stop and take a break?
29:12Okay, okay.
29:13I should have taken a break.
29:14If I continue,
29:15my old bones will fall apart.
29:19Let's take a break.
29:20Let's take a break.
29:22Slowly, slowly.
29:23Slowly, slowly.
29:24Slowly.
29:30My waist hurts.
29:34My waist hurts.
29:39Princess.
29:41Do you see the pavilion over there?
29:43That's the best view of the Banshan Mountain.
29:47Why don't you go and have a look?
29:50Good idea.
29:53Princess.
29:54Why don't you go over there and have a rest?
29:55No, no.
29:56I'll go over there and play for a while.
29:57Wait for me here.
29:59Princess.
30:00Don't run around.
30:02Princess.
30:32What's that place up there?
30:34Amitabha.
30:37Young master.
30:39My last name is not Wei.
30:41You called the wrong person.
30:44Master.
30:45Where is that place?
30:49Good, good.
30:51Young master.
30:52My last name is Su.
30:54Not Master Ai.
30:55It's Master Su.
30:58Master Su.
31:00What's that place up there?
31:04Young master.
31:05Look at the left side.
31:06That's Feilong Rock.
31:09Look at the right side.
31:11That's Xiangfeng Ridge.
31:14Between the rock and the ridge,
31:16where the forest and the wood meet,
31:18that's the South Gate.
31:20Between the rock and the ridge,
31:22that's the South Gate.
31:39South Gate?
31:41The sky is high and the road is steep.
31:45The pine trees are in full bloom.
31:47Clouds and sea are everywhere.
31:49The road is steep, but the sky is clear.
31:53Master Su.
31:54If I climb the South Gate,
31:56will I be able to see the sky?
31:58A mortal can't see the sky.
32:02Only people who are fated to meet each other
32:05can see the five colors of the sky.
32:08Master Su.
32:09Do you think I'm fated to meet him?
32:20Master Su.
32:21Amitabha.
32:24Why aren't you saying anything?
32:28Master Su.
32:30Young master.
32:31You are beautiful and handsome.
32:33You look like a prince.
32:35You look like a noble person.
32:37But you have a bit of bad luck.
32:39You are in the heaven.
32:43Let me see your hand.
32:47The good or bad of a woman's life
32:49depends on her husband's heart.
32:52Your husband's heart
32:54shouldn't be in this position.
32:56What's wrong with this position?
33:02The husband's heart in this position
33:04is both a wife and a son.
33:07In short, bad luck.
33:09Then I don't want this husband's heart.
33:11Miss.
33:12If you are lucky, you can't push it down.
33:14If you are unlucky, you can't push it down.
33:18Then what should I do?
33:20Miss.
33:21You came to Lin Shan today.
33:23You came at the right time.
33:25Why?
33:26The spirit of Lin Shan
33:28can wash away your bad luck.
33:31How?
33:34Miss.
33:35Let me calculate it for you.
33:40A peony is fragrant.
33:43A peach is fragrant.
33:47The spirit of Lin Shan
33:49can wash away your bad luck.
33:51The spirit of Lin Shan can wash away your bad luck.
33:53The spirit of Lin Shan
33:54can wash away your bad luck.
33:56The spirit of Lin Shan
33:58can wash away your bad luck.
34:03Miss.
34:04You must remember
34:05what I said.
34:07You go through the South Gate
34:09and go straight to Lin Shan.
34:11Kowtow to Bixia Yuanjun three times.
34:14Then go around the Bixia Temple
34:17until you meet the Purple Clothed Man.
34:21You have to try to make him talk to you.
34:23At that time, you will be able to
34:27see the truth.
34:29Who is the Purple Clothed Man?
34:31It's a secret.
34:33Amitabha.
34:35I'm leaving.
34:36Master.
34:37Master.
34:40Master.
34:44Little Master.
34:45What I said to you
34:47is a secret.
34:49It's called
34:50good heart and good fate.
34:52Wealth lasts until old age.
34:54Good heart and bad fate
34:56turn into good fortune.
34:58It's a good thing.
35:00Amitabha.
35:02Amitabha.
35:16Princess.
35:17Let's go ahead.
35:21Go to Bixia Temple.
35:22Okay.
35:23Let's go.
35:24Get up.
35:25Hurry up.
35:26Yes.
35:27Let's go.
35:28Let's go.
35:30Go.
35:31Go to Bixia Temple.
35:32Be careful.
35:37You have to work hard
35:39day and night.
35:41You have to plan
35:43when you are young.
35:52The Purple Clothed Man comes from the east.
35:56Bixia Temple.
35:58Jade Fairy Goose.
36:15Elder.
36:16Elder.
36:17Where is Bixia Temple?
36:21Amitabha.
36:24Bixia Yuanjun is the Goddess of Mount Ling.
36:27You should say
36:29Bixia Yuanjun Temple.
36:32Excuse me.
36:34Elder.
36:35How far is Bixia Yuanjun Temple from here?
36:39Look.
36:40There it is.
36:42Bixia Yuanjun Temple
36:52Why haven't we arrived yet?
37:02Stop.
37:03What's the matter?
37:07Be careful.
37:09Okay.
37:12Oh.
37:13Oh.
37:14Oh.
37:15Oh.
37:16Oh.
37:17Elder.
37:18Oh.
37:19You can't just sit here.
37:22My waist and eyes hurt.
37:24Yes.
37:25My buttocks
37:26are almost three times bigger.
37:28Right?
37:29Yes.
37:30The South Gate is just ahead.
37:33I want to take a walk.
37:35Daughter.
37:36I'll go with you.
37:38What?
37:39You old man.
37:40Can you walk?
37:41If you can walk,
37:42why can't I?
37:43Daughter.
37:44Let's walk slowly.
38:12Princess.
38:13Princess.
38:15Princess.
38:20Princess.
38:21Princess.
38:22Princess.
38:23Princess.
38:24Princess.
38:25You come back.
38:27Princess.
38:28Eunuch.
38:29Eunuch.
38:30Eunuch.
38:31You just stay here.
38:33Eunuch.
38:34It's okay.
38:35Don't worry.
38:36You can't.
38:37Okay.
38:38Eunuch.
38:39You can't.
38:41Come on.
38:52It's okay.
38:55Officer Liu.
38:56You're good.
38:59I feel a lot better now.
39:04Eunuch.
39:05It's hard enough
39:07to be an old man.
39:09It's hard to go against the will of the gods.
39:13Hongguo, you and your men rest here.
39:16I'll go and protect the princess.
39:18That's great. Thank you so much.
39:22It's all thanks to you.
39:24Then I'll take my leave.
39:26Go.
39:29It's fortunate that I met such a good butler.
39:40You...
39:42Princess!
39:44Princess! Slow down!
39:51Chief Steward Liu, can you stop following me?
39:53Go back and look after my father.
39:55I'll be back when I'm tired.
39:57The young man does things without a plan.
40:15The son comes from the east and takes the road.
40:20Before the emperor dies, he meets the fairy.
40:25Well done!
40:56Well done!
41:22Well done!