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00:00Episode 12
00:05Generals,
00:06let's split up and prepare according to the commander's order.
00:10Yes, sir.
00:30Retreat!
01:00Giddy-up, giddy-up, giddy-up!
01:13Giddy-up, giddy-up, giddy-up!
01:20Giddy-up, giddy-up, giddy-up!
01:46Giddy-up, giddy-up, giddy-up!
01:50Giddy-up, giddy-up, giddy-up!
02:20Giddy-up, giddy-up, giddy-up!
02:50Giddy-up, giddy-up, giddy-up!
03:19Giddy-up, giddy-up, giddy-up!
03:35Master.
03:38Master, I've been wondering.
03:41You not only know my name is Du Bingyan,
03:43but also know the name of another girl.
03:47You not only know our names,
03:48but also know that we are both literate and good at martial arts.
03:52One of us went to Linzhou, and the other to Jinzhou.
03:56I've already figured it out.
04:01Miss Du from Yangzhou Du's Mansion
04:04is going to marry Qi Tianlei from Linzhou Qi's Mansion.
04:08General Yuan from Jinzhou is going to marry Miss Li from Yangzhou,
04:14Li Yuhu.
04:17Master.
04:20Master.
04:26The two young ladies went to the flower market and the street together.
04:30They went out of the city gate together and entered the fairy temple together.
04:34They went to the palace together to talk about the abandoned manor.
04:36At the same time, they took the wrong lid and went to the wrong flower market.
04:42Master, how do you know all this?
04:47You don't know.
04:49My master is good at calculating.
04:51This person is called Liu Banxian.
04:54Otherwise, why would I suddenly appear,
04:57open the gate, and save you?
05:00Master, I'm really lucky to be your disciple.
05:04As the saying goes, a day as a teacher, a lifetime as a father.
05:07From now on, I will follow you to learn medicine, sword, boxing,
05:10skill, and calculation.
05:13As a disciple, I have a big appetite.
05:17I want to get all these things from you.
05:21You are my daughter.
05:23I don't want to teach you everything.
05:26Master, then...
05:29Master, you mean I...
05:32What do you mean?
05:33I...
05:36I will be your goddaughter.
05:38What a smart goddaughter!
05:42Godfather, please accept my bow.
05:46Mingyan, I'll tell you the truth.
05:50Godfather is not a god who can calculate.
05:54I came from Linzhou to pray.
05:56Mr. Qi San is not a sickly man.
05:59He just wants to deal with evil people.
06:02He's just pretending to be sick.
06:06Come here.
06:07Mingyan,
06:10your sister Yuhu has a good martial art.
06:14Qi Tianlei fell in love with her at first sight.
06:18They are destined to be together.
06:22I see.
06:24As the saying goes,
06:26if you are destined to meet each other,
06:29you can't meet each other if you are not destined to meet.
06:32If you are not afraid of being wrongly taught,
06:34you are afraid of being wrongly married.
06:37In Linzhou,
06:40maybe it's a perfect match.
06:47If you are destined to meet each other in Jinzhou,
06:54you can't meet each other if you are wrongly taught.
07:00Master.
07:01What did you call me?
07:02Godfather.
07:04Look at you.
07:08Little brother,
07:09you did a good job.
07:11We defeated the enemy's cavalry.
07:13Really?
07:14We won.
07:15We won.
07:16Come here.
07:17Sit down.
07:18Sit down.
07:19General Sha,
07:20tell us a story.
07:21Tell us a story.
07:22What story?
07:23Tell us a story about black beans on the battlefield.
07:26Yes.
07:27Tell us a story about black beans.
07:28About black beans?
07:29Yes.
07:30The enemy's war horse smelled black beans.
07:34It looked for black beans to eat.
07:38At that time,
07:39the enemy's war horse didn't leave
07:43no matter if you kicked it,
07:45whipped it,
07:46kicked it,
07:47or scolded it.
07:50At that time,
07:51we went back and killed it.
07:53It was like cutting a melon and cutting a vegetable.
07:55It was like breaking a bamboo.
07:56We won.
07:57That's great.
07:59Do you know what this is called?
08:01What is this called?
08:02What?
08:04You don't know, do you?
08:06This is called
08:07black beans on the battlefield.
08:13Guess
08:14who came up with this idea.
08:15Who?
08:16Who?
08:17The one who came up with this idea
08:19is my little brother
08:21who is a fan of Bai Yudiao,
08:23Du Bin.
08:24Du Bin.
08:25Da Piaowei.
08:28What are you talking about?
08:30Big brother.
08:31Didn't you say
08:32he came up with a bad idea?
08:37General.
08:38General.
08:39Sit down.
08:42You played well.
08:43Keep playing.
08:46You brat.
08:49Big brother.
08:50Is your injury okay?
08:52It's okay.
08:54Keep talking.
08:57I'll keep talking.
08:58Hurry up.
09:02Hurry up.
09:03Hurry up.
09:05Be careful.
09:33Godfather.
09:34I'm finally done.
09:36You must be tired.
09:38Give it to me.
09:42Let me help you.
09:43Okay.
09:45You must be tired today.
09:46Here.
09:48Both of you are here.
09:49The general wants to see you.
09:51What does the general want to see us about?
09:53The general said
09:54this battle was won
09:55thanks to your help.
09:57Especially
09:58Du Bin came up with a new idea
09:59of black beans
10:00to defeat the enemy.
10:02The general will hold a banquet in the camp
10:04to thank the soldiers.
10:05Please come.
10:06Okay.
10:07Thank you, general.
10:08We'll be right there.
10:09Okay.
10:10I have something to do.
10:11I'm leaving.
10:12Okay.
10:13Du Bin.
10:14Go back to the camp
10:15and get changed.
10:17I...
10:19I don't want to go.
10:28I understand.
10:29I understand.
10:31You did a great job.
10:33General Yuan
10:35will definitely give you a toast.
10:37If you don't drink enough,
10:38you'll show your true colors.
10:43All right.
10:44I'll go alone.
10:46Thank you, godfather.
10:47Go back to the camp
10:49and get some rest.
10:50Godfather.
10:51Don't drink too much.
10:52Get some rest.
10:54I know.
10:56I'm leaving.
10:57Okay.
10:58You go back first.
10:59I'm leaving.
11:02Come on.
11:10Come on.
11:11Have a drink.
11:18Mr. Liu.
11:20It's a pity that your apprentice
11:22didn't come tonight.
11:23I want to reward him.
11:28General.
11:29My apprentice saved the wounded today
11:31and worked too hard.
11:33He's not feeling well.
11:34Let him rest early.
11:36Your apprentice
11:38is really a genius.
11:39A genius.
11:41He has a good plan
11:43and a lot of money.
11:44He defeated the enemy who disturbed him.
11:47He's really amazing.
11:49This kid is handsome and intelligent.
11:53He's really smart.
11:56Not only is he smart,
11:57but he's also sensible.
11:58I like him.
11:59I like him very much.
12:01The first time I saw him,
12:03I felt like I was in front of him.
12:06Just like what Sha Pingwei said,
12:08the handsome boy
12:09jumped out of the painting.
12:11What's more strange is that
12:13Mr. Liu,
12:14I think he looks familiar.
12:18I think I've seen him before.
12:21I asked him.
12:22He said he was in the square.
12:24He said I was on the horse.
12:25He was under the horse.
12:26No.
12:27Not that time.
12:30I remember.
12:31I remember.
12:32Where did you see him?
12:34It was on the street in Jinzhou.
12:37There was a young scholar
12:38who wanted to join the army.
12:39I...
12:42No.
12:44No, no, no.
12:45That scholar
12:47seemed to be a little taller than him.
12:50His age
12:52seemed to be a few years older.
12:55General.
12:56Du Bin came to Biancheng with me.
13:00I'm sure
13:02you haven't seen him
13:03before this.
13:07But the moment I saw him,
13:08I felt familiar.
13:10I just couldn't make it clear.
13:15General.
13:17I'll give you a riddle.
13:18Four sentences.
13:20One word.
13:21If you can guess it,
13:23you'll understand
13:25what I'm saying.
13:27Okay.
13:28Go ahead.
13:29I came home
13:31to visit my mother.
13:35Miao Mei is sick.
13:37Her heart is broken.
13:39She's in a daze.
13:41She's in the bridal chamber.
13:43You guess
13:45these four sentences.
13:48Four sentences.
13:49One word.
13:50One word.
13:54I came home
13:59to visit my mother.
14:04She's in a daze.
14:08Miao Mei is sick.
14:09Her heart is broken.
14:12Miao Mei.
14:13Sister.
14:17She's in the bridal chamber.
14:21She's in the bridal chamber.
14:25She's in the bridal chamber.
14:30She's in the bridal chamber.
14:32Four sentences.
14:34One word.
14:35One word.
14:40Du Bin is a woman.
14:50Du Bin is a woman.
14:52Du Bin is a woman.
14:54Du Bin is a woman.
14:56Du Bin is a woman.
14:58Du Bin is a woman.
15:04So it's him.
15:07Mr. Liu.
15:08I guessed your riddle.
15:20Aye.
15:28Mr. Liu.
15:28Ah.
15:30This scarf is hers.
15:31Is it?
15:32It's hers.
15:34What a coincidence!
15:36That day...
15:36You don't know.
15:37This little girl
15:38fooled me completely.
15:41That day,
15:42I met her by the river.
15:44She said she was the General's wife.
15:46What a coincidence!
15:47Who would have thought?
15:49What a coincidence!
15:51Come on.
15:51Mr. Liu.
15:52Let's drink.
15:53Cheers.
15:53Cheers.
16:06General.
16:07Master asked me to change your medicine.
16:11General.
16:13Master asked me to change your medicine.
16:15Do I have to listen to your master?
16:18Of course I have to listen to you.
16:20Good.
16:22This time,
16:23I really have to listen to your master.
16:31I...
16:32I'll be gentler.
16:34Gentler?
16:35A little slower?
16:36Aye.
16:47Aye.
17:17Aye.
17:42Not tight, not loose.
17:43Just right.
17:45Dubian.
17:46Yes?
17:47Don't leave yet.
17:49I have something to tell you.
17:56Dubian.
17:58This time,
17:59my sword wound
18:00has healed quickly.
18:02My body has recovered.
18:04I really have to thank you.
18:05No, General.
18:07It was my master who saved me.
18:10It was you who took care of me day and night.
18:14I'm just a doctor.
18:16It's what I should do.
18:21Hey, kid.
18:22Why don't you put down the medicine plate in your hand?
18:25Put it down.
18:25Put it down.
18:27Come on.
18:27Sit here.
18:30Come on.
18:31Sit here.
18:33Sit down.
18:35Well...
18:45Dubian.
18:46Have some fruit.
18:54General.
18:59Dubian.
19:01As the old saying goes,
19:03a man can't show his face,
19:04but the sea can't shake it.
19:06You have a great plan to destroy the enemy.
19:08I really admire you.
19:11General.
19:12You are right.
19:14These days,
19:15I always tell myself,
19:19Yuan Buqu.
19:20Yuan Buqu.
19:22You are looking for someone
19:24who is close to you, right?
19:27Well,
19:28I found one.
19:30Where can I find such a young man?
19:33He is smart,
19:34generous,
19:36and bold.
19:37General,
19:38you are flattering me.
19:40I've decided to transfer you to the camp
19:42to be my personal bodyguard.
19:44And,
19:45I told your master.
19:46Did he agree?
19:48Yes.
19:49He said yes.
19:50He said yes?
19:52But,
19:54he thought about it and regretted it.
19:56Your master said,
19:58since you love my disciple so much,
20:01you should reward him first.
20:04As for the bodyguard,
20:06we'll talk about it later.
20:07I said,
20:09I'm ready to reward him.
20:11Yes.
20:13This is also my treasure.
20:26General,
20:28I can't take others' beauty.
20:36Open it and have a look.
20:39I...
20:40I'd better go back and have a look.
20:42No.
20:44Open it now.
21:09This is the silk scarf of General's wife.
21:12It should be returned to General's wife.
21:19General.
21:19No.
21:22Call me Ziyuan.
21:40Bingyan.
21:42Call me Ziyuan.
21:50Ziyuan.
21:53General.
21:56Bingyan.
22:00General.
22:09Ziyuan.
22:27Uncle.
22:28You must come back as soon as possible.
22:31This time,
22:32I'll go to Linzhou
22:33and prepare all the medicine here.
22:35I'll be back soon.
22:35You don't have to worry.
22:38Uncle.
22:39You travel all over the world.
22:40You're like a cloud.
22:42Don't leave your wife at home
22:44and leave her alone.
22:46You always talk nonsense.
22:47Tingwei.
22:48You go back first.
22:49I have something to tell Du Bin.
22:52Ask him to see me off.
22:53I...
22:54Go back.
22:55Well...
22:55Go back.
22:56Go back.
22:59Let's go.
23:05Bingyan.
23:07I guess it won't be long
23:09before the war ends here.
23:13When I go back to Linzhou to move the medicine,
23:15you must take good care of yourself.
23:17You must take good care of the general
23:19and prevent the recurrence of sword injury.
23:23And you must be careful.
23:27You can't let others know
23:30that you're a woman.
23:32It's hard to break the rules.
23:34Godfather.
23:34Don't worry.
23:35I'll be careful.
23:38I...
23:39I have a precious gift.
23:41Please give it to Yuhu
23:43after I arrive in Linzhou.
23:45Okay.
23:47Don't worry.
23:49Have a safe trip.
23:50Have a safe trip.
23:50Take care.
23:52Be good.
23:54Bingyan.
23:55Take care.
23:58Godfather.
23:59Have a safe trip.
24:06Hey.
24:07Where are we going to play today?
24:09I'll take you to my favorite place.
24:12Oh?
24:12What place?
24:13Here.
24:15Look.
24:16There are zither, chess, calligraphy and painting.
24:18There is also the sound of zither every day.
24:20Oh?
24:21Listen.
24:26There is really the sound of zither.
24:30Coming.
24:31Oh.
24:32Oh.
24:34Come on.
24:35Xiaoqiao is coming.
24:43I'll get it.
24:46Give it to me, Xiaoqiao.
24:47No need.
24:48Young master.
24:49Young mistress.
24:50I sent the medicine upstairs.
24:52Xiaoqiao.
24:53No need.
24:54Give it to Xiaoxi.
24:55Xiaoxi.
24:56Why are you standing there?
24:57The medicine jar is sitting next to you.
24:59Why don't you pick it up?
25:00Well...
25:01Enough.
25:02Stop talking.
25:03Pick up the medicine jar.
25:05Come on.
25:07Xiaoqiao.
25:08Young master is in a better mood today.
25:11So,
25:13I'll accompany him to the garden for a walk.
25:17That's good.
25:20Go ahead.
25:28This young mistress
25:30is going to be a great dancer.
25:34It doesn't matter.
25:36It's more important to catch her.
25:43I dare to curse.
25:44That time she practiced martial arts with young master.
25:46If I saw it,
25:48I would die.
25:50If they practice martial arts on the other side of the wall,
25:53if you can still see it clearly,
25:55you don't have to curse.
25:56But I...
25:58But now they don't allow me to send the medicine upstairs.
26:01Maybe young master didn't take the medicine at all.
26:04Maybe...
26:05Alright.
26:06Maybe.
26:07Maybe.
26:08Don't say that again.
26:11Anyway,
26:12after this young mistress came,
26:14young master is in a better mood.
26:19Du Bingyan is the most beautiful lady in Yangzhou.
26:22She should be elegant and graceful.
26:27But this young mistress
26:28said something strange
26:30in the court of accounting.
26:34It's really suspicious.
26:38Is there a fake one?
26:41Fake or not?
26:42Give me the evidence.
26:51By the way,
26:53when the old Taijun gave the betrothal gifts,
26:55he specially ordered a precious crystal swallow.
26:59As a gift for young master,
27:00he sent it to the Du family.
27:03After this young mistress came,
27:05I have never seen her wear it.
27:09Have you seen her wear it?
27:13No.
27:14Alright.
27:15Let's let her take out the crystal swallow.
27:18If she can't take it out,
27:19then it's a fake one.
27:20It's a fake one.
27:23That's a good idea.
27:25Come on.
27:26Let's get together today.
27:27Come on.
27:28Let's eat more.
27:31Come on.
27:32Come on.
27:34Bingyan,
27:36your red and blue dress
27:38is so beautiful.
27:40Bingyan,
27:41the old Taijun specially ordered it for you.
27:44Say thank you to the old man.
27:46Thank you, grandma.
27:47As the saying goes,
27:49Buddha wants a gold dress,
27:50people want a dress.
27:52Bingyan wears this dress.
27:54It's so beautiful.
27:56Yes, it's so beautiful.
28:00Yamei, where are you going?
28:02Come on.
28:02Let's eat.
28:13The young mistress wears this dress.
28:16It's really dazzling.
28:19But
28:20if it's in the sky,
28:23it's like a fairy in the sky going down to the earth.
28:27Qiao,
28:28what else does she want to add?
28:31This one
28:33is ready-made.
28:34It's the precious crystal swallow
28:38that was specially made for the young mistress
28:41at the wedding ceremony that year.
28:47Yes, you're right.
28:51Bingyan,
28:52do you know?
28:54I used your name
28:57to spend a lot of money
28:58to make that precious crystal swallow.
29:02Go back and put it on.
29:04Let everyone see it.
29:06Yes, yes.
29:08Come on.
29:18Bingyan, let's go.
29:19Let's go back to get the crystal swallow.
29:21Grandma, mother,
29:22we'll be back soon.
29:27Come on, everyone, eat more.
29:29The dishes are cooked well today.
29:32Okay.
29:32Come on, eat.
29:33You eat this.
29:35Okay.
29:47What should we do?
29:50Young master, young mistress.
29:53Young master, young mistress.
30:12What are you doing?
30:16Yuhu.
30:17Let's go back to Yangzhou.
30:18We can't stay here.
30:19We have to find a way.
30:22I don't know how to say it, but it's too late to say it now.
30:28I'll pretend to be sick again.
30:31Why don't you pretend to be sick again?
30:35No, I can't.
30:37This Fang Xiaoqiao is so stubborn.
30:39I can't get along with him.
30:40He has a trick up his sleeve.
30:43I won't change my name.
30:45I'll go to the Tang Dynasty and tell them.
30:47I didn't come to the military academy.
30:48I came to Li Yuhu.
30:49What can they do to me?
30:51Don't be bad.
30:53Sit down.
30:54Listen to me.
30:59Master.
31:00Why are you back?
31:01Tianlei.
31:02Master.
31:04Sit down.
31:06Yuhu, tea.
31:09Master.
31:11I came back to do something important.
31:15Master, please have some tea.
31:16Please.
31:21Tianlei.
31:23I met Du Bingyan in Jinzhou.
31:28He asked me to bring a gift.
31:30Gift?
31:34I want to give it to...
31:38I want to give it to Miss Yuhu.
31:41Me?
31:45Crystal swallow.
31:47Crystal swallow.
31:52They won't know we have this.
31:54Right?
32:06Grandma.
32:16It's good.
32:20Grandma.
32:25Bingyan.
32:27Where is your crystal swallow?
32:32Grandma.
32:33I won't look at it today.
32:35Grandma.
32:36Look.
32:37Everyone is waiting to see it.
32:39Right.
32:40Bingyan.
32:41Why don't you bring it out for everyone to see?
32:44Grandma.
32:45Crystal swallow is a valuable item.
32:48I gave it to the young master the day after I came here.
32:51But I went back to look for it.
32:53He couldn't find it.
32:56Really?
32:59That's strange.
33:01Could there be a thief in the new room?
33:05I was anxious.
33:06So I blamed him.
33:08I didn't expect he would be so angry at me.
33:14Look at them.
33:17They are still talking.
33:20Take it out.
33:22You don't even know where you put it.
33:25If he didn't take it out,
33:27how could I explain to you?
33:31Take it out.
33:38It's beautiful.
33:43Yes.
33:57Grandma.
33:58The young master is here.
34:00You have to help me.
34:07What's wrong?
34:09Hurry up.
34:10Take the young mistress to her room.
34:12Grandma.
34:13We'll go back first.
34:14Go.
34:17From today on,
34:19you have to take good care of the young mistress.
34:22If anything happens to her,
34:24I won't forgive you.
34:27What's wrong?
34:28You still want to go?
34:29Let's go back to Yangzhou.
34:30You broke through another obstacle this time.
34:32You won a battle.
34:33Why do you still want to go?
34:34Fight, break through,
34:35and pretend to be a ghost.
34:37If I stay in your house,
34:38I'll die of boredom.
34:40Didn't you promise me
34:41to help me?
34:43I won't help you.
34:45Didn't you promise
34:46to help me catch ghosts and fight ghosts?
34:49I won't help you.
34:51When will you leave?
34:53It's none of your business.
34:54I can leave whenever I want.
34:56I won't disturb your family.
34:58Go.
35:06If you really want to leave,
35:07I can't help you.
35:09Just go.
35:11Fortunately, you're thoughtful.
35:13You've already found me a mistress.
35:17But I, Qi Tianlei,
35:18hate one wife and two wives.
35:20I'll never have two wives in my life.
35:23I didn't even see that young mistress.
35:27In my heart,
35:28I only have that Yangzhou girl.
35:30But that Yangzhou girl
35:31insisted on leaving.
35:33It's not sweet to force her to leave.
35:35Fortunately, that young mistress
35:36is more beautiful,
35:39more beautiful,
35:40and more beautiful than that Yangzhou girl.
35:43What?
35:44You're not convinced?
35:46Let me show you her profile.
35:52This is what a beauty is.
35:55Do you want to see it?
35:57Here.
36:10What do you think?
36:11Isn't she prettier than Li Yuhu?
36:13You're so annoying.
36:14Stay here, okay?
36:25Come.
36:38Come here.
36:41Come here.
36:55Li Yuhu
36:57Li Yuhu
37:07Sir, you're such a kind and generous Buddha.
37:10If it weren't for you,
37:11I would have...
37:12He would have been in trouble.
37:16Sir, please accept my bow.
37:21Sir, you came from Jinzhou.
37:23I wonder how Bingyan is doing
37:25in Biancheng.
37:26Bingyan asked me
37:28to bring you the Crystal Swallow
37:30and to leave the Jade Sword
37:32that Yuan Buqu hired you.
37:33I don't know how she is doing
37:35since she came to Jinzhou.
37:43That's great.
37:44They're in the right place.
37:45They have their own masters.
37:46This is called fish and fish,
37:48shrimp and shrimp.
37:50Why don't you continue?
37:52Why don't you continue?
37:53The next sentence is
37:55a turtle and a king.
37:57You...
38:01Sir, look at him.
38:05Fortunately, Jinzhou is in a war.
38:08If we win the last battle,
38:10we can go back to Chang'an.
38:13Biancheng is short of good medicine now.
38:16I came back to buy some medicine.
38:18I will go back to Jinzhou the day after tomorrow.
38:21Jinzhou is not like the south.
38:24We live in tents
38:26and eat corn and black beans.
38:30We can only eat a meal
38:31after winning a battle.
38:37Bingyan is a girl from Yangzhou.
38:40She disguised herself as a man and suffered.
38:42Not only did she save her life,
38:44she also contributed to the country.
38:46I really admire her.
38:48I really want to see her.
38:50Sir, have a good rest.
38:52I will take care of the medicine.
38:54You don't have to worry about it.
38:55No, no, no.
38:57The medicine is very important this time.
38:59I have to do it myself.
39:02How about this, sir?
39:03You give me the list of goods.
39:04I will send someone to do it first.
39:06This medicine shop has just opened.
39:07The door is not big.
39:08But the medicine is complete.
39:09The shopkeeper is also good.
39:11But he has a grudge against Keshizhao.
39:14He opened the shop in a remote place.
39:17All right.
39:18I will write the list of goods for you now.
39:47Tianlei, I will leave this matter to you.
39:52Master, don't worry.
39:55Let's go.
39:56Master, goodbye.
39:57Okay.
39:58Goodbye.
40:03Sister Ya, this is a list of goods to buy.
40:07This is a letter I wrote.
40:09I have written everything I need to do in the letter.
40:11You go to Aunt Shu's medicine shop immediately.
40:13You have to do it quickly according to the letter.
40:19Keep it well.
40:21By the way, Yan Sheng.
40:22After you go out,
40:23you have to see if anyone is watching you behind.
40:25If there is, you...
40:29walk around the street.
40:31This is the Bincheng golden melon that Master brought back.
40:33I will reward you two.
40:34Try it first.
40:36Sister Ya,
40:37I will leave this matter to you.
40:39You go to Aunt Shu's medicine shop immediately.
40:41You have to see if anyone is watching you behind.
40:43If there is, you...
40:44walk around the street.
40:46This is the Bincheng golden melon that Master brought back.
40:48I will reward you two.
40:49Try it first.