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00:00:00Jesus, Tophie, I just killed a man.
00:00:28Yeah, first kill's always a hard one.
00:00:33Well, how many people have you killed?
00:00:35None, actually. I'm a crook, not a murderer.
00:00:39But I can imagine, the first time must feel terrible.
00:00:45Okay, let's get to work with this...
00:00:47Whoa, whoa, whoa, Tophie, what the fuck are you doing?
00:00:49I'm cutting up the body, Justin.
00:00:52You can't just chop him up right here in your office, Tophie.
00:00:55I put a drop sheet down.
00:00:57We gotta call the cops to sort the size.
00:00:59You shot the guy in the face, boy.
00:01:01Okay, that's gonna be a really tough one to explain.
00:01:04It'll be as easy as cutting up a chicken, eight pieces, no problem.
00:01:08My name's Justin Diamond.
00:01:10And you know what gets me up first thing every morning?
00:01:15Besides for my amazing wife, Nance, and our two gorgeous kids.
00:01:18Bye, love. Have a beautiful day.
00:01:20It's the Bloom Prime program.
00:01:22It's a dynamic behavior system that rewards you for living a healthy life.
00:01:25It's simple. The healthier you are, the more points you get.
00:01:28I don't know what you're thinking, Marvin.
00:01:30I'm a high-powered businessman. How am I gonna find time to work out?
00:01:33Let me tell you a little secret.
00:01:35All you need is 30,000 points a year to reach gold status.
00:01:39That's all.
00:01:41And once you maintain that three years in a row, you reach diamond status.
00:01:47I'm 44 years old. I'm in the best goddamn shape of my life.
00:01:52Whoopsie.
00:01:55Thank you. Thank you for that.
00:01:57Yep. Family's everything, guys. Everything.
00:02:01Where were we?
00:02:02First things first, you get yourself a smartwatch.
00:02:05This is a Garmin Fenix 7X. It's a beast.
00:02:08But any old smartwatch will do.
00:02:09Don't ask me how much it is. Just don't even ask me. It's 20 grand.
00:02:13And when your watch tells you to move, you move.
00:02:18You do a little star jump, and then you carry on with the work.
00:02:21Now, you don't have to be super active like me.
00:02:23Just get your heart rate up in between meetings.
00:02:26Use the stairs instead of the lift.
00:02:28Do whatever you can, whenever you can.
00:02:32I'm sure most of you don't know this, but I had quite a setback earlier this year.
00:02:37Oh!
00:02:38Tore my meniscus.
00:02:39How much longer till I can get back out there, Marika?
00:02:41Losing points by the day ahead.
00:02:43You'll be able to put Prisha on the knee when I say that you can, okay?
00:02:46That is why I'm working as hard as I can to reach diamond status.
00:02:50Ten years in a row, best people have walked on the moon.
00:02:53But it's not just about the points.
00:02:55It's about changing your life.
00:02:58It's a badge of honour.
00:02:59The blue tick on Instagram.
00:03:00That Bentley in the third garage.
00:03:02It's that Gucci handbag.
00:03:03And it's in everybody's reach.
00:03:05You all signing up to the plan program?
00:03:06Yes, sir!
00:03:07You just have to grab it.
00:03:10So, who's ready to change their lives?
00:03:13Who's ready to join this family?
00:03:20Oh!
00:03:21Oh!
00:03:22Oh!
00:03:23No!
00:03:24Stop!
00:03:25Stop!
00:03:26No!
00:03:27Oh!
00:03:28Oh!
00:03:29Oh!
00:03:30Oh!
00:03:31Oh!
00:03:32Oh!
00:03:33No, no, no, no.
00:03:34Believe me.
00:03:35It's my daughter's bat mitzvah.
00:03:36I want you to over-cater.
00:03:39Yep.
00:03:41My heart rate was up to 185.
00:03:43That's a good 300 points.
00:03:45That's so good.
00:03:46All right.
00:03:47Thanks, Mel.
00:03:48Bye now.
00:03:49So, it sounds like a big party, hey?
00:03:51It is.
00:03:52I had to put down a 200k deposit for the catering alone.
00:03:56Well, maybe when it's all over and you're a little bit less stressed,
00:04:01we can shoot to my parents' house for the weekend, you know?
00:04:05Just chill a bit.
00:04:06It's like just in Amanas.
00:04:08And they're so excited to meet you.
00:04:12Marika.
00:04:14Are you talking to people about this?
00:04:17No.
00:04:19Oh, my God.
00:04:20No.
00:04:21No.
00:04:22Like, you know, just, um, like my parents and, you know,
00:04:27some close friends and Kim, but I'm not even talking to her anymore,
00:04:30so it doesn't...
00:04:31Are you fucking insane?
00:04:32What?
00:04:34OK.
00:04:35OK, OK, OK, OK.
00:04:37I think we need to end whatever this is right now, OK?
00:04:41It was only supposed to be a little bit of fun, though, and it was.
00:04:43It was fun.
00:04:44Like, fuck.
00:04:46But I thought we were like an art zone.
00:04:48I'm sorry.
00:04:50You OK? OK.
00:04:52OK.
00:04:53Bye now.
00:04:55Fuck, fuck, fuck, fuck, fuck, fuck, fuck.
00:05:06This is so lame.
00:05:08We stand here and we greet the guests, right?
00:05:10It's good manners.
00:05:11Ezra, off the iPad, please, boy.
00:05:13Izzy, please, Daddy said off the iPad now.
00:05:16Oh, my God.
00:05:17I hope I look OK.
00:05:18Is this outfit trying too hard?
00:05:19No, babes, come on.
00:05:20Like a million bucks.
00:05:21Nobody's going to show up.
00:05:23They're all going to Zara's bar mitzvah instead of mine.
00:05:25Zara's mother should know better than to clash with Team Diamond, OK?
00:05:28Oh, my God.
00:05:29Mum, stop saying Team Diamond.
00:05:31It's so lame.
00:05:32I'm sure they'll come to both, sweetie, OK?
00:05:34Mazel tov, guys.
00:05:36Oh, you look so stunning.
00:05:38Mazel tov.
00:05:39Thanks, Steve.
00:05:40Oh, my God.
00:05:41Did you hear what happened to the Solomons last night?
00:05:43What happened?
00:05:45That blue beanie gang,
00:05:46the one that's literally been terrorising Fresno,
00:05:50cleaned them out.
00:05:51Oh, my God.
00:05:52Are they OK?
00:05:53They're in play, thank God.
00:05:55They took everything.
00:05:56Krugerrands, jewellery, Shirley's designer handbag.
00:05:59That is so terrible.
00:06:02Thank God you're here.
00:06:05Raya, where are you going?
00:06:08Ezra...
00:06:10Thanks for coming, guys.
00:06:12Grab Mills deviled eggs while you still can, eh?
00:06:14There's my boy.
00:06:16Hi, Ma.
00:06:18Hi, Hazel.
00:06:19You look so stunning.
00:06:21Thanks, Nance.
00:06:22I got it at Martins.
00:06:23Thought you were going to message when you were ready.
00:06:25I didn't even know you knew how to Uber.
00:06:27Your brother picked me up.
00:06:30Ma, don't tell me you brought Dovey.
00:06:35Jess,
00:06:37Mazel's my boy.
00:06:38Eh?
00:06:40Nance.
00:06:41Hi, Dovey.
00:06:42How are you?
00:06:45So what, you just decided to show up?
00:06:47I told him to come, he's your brother,
00:06:49and today is a special day.
00:06:52Yeah, my invite must have got lost in the mail, eh?
00:06:55But there's no ways I would miss this milestone, never.
00:06:59Nance, you look stunning.
00:07:00Thanks, Dovey.
00:07:02Did you hear about the Blue Beanie gang?
00:07:04Listen to your wife, boy.
00:07:06She hears about a crime, she thinks I'm an expert.
00:07:09Listen, Nance.
00:07:10Gas Vagalila, they should come, yeah?
00:07:11But these oaks are small-time criminals.
00:07:13Nothing to worry about there.
00:07:15Where's the Bat Mitzvah girl?
00:07:17Ah.
00:07:18Oh my God.
00:07:20Ma,
00:07:21what were you thinking bringing Dovey here, Ma?
00:07:23He is your brother,
00:07:24and it is disgusting that you didn't invite him.
00:07:27Believe you me, life is too short for for-ribbles.
00:07:30I'm not for-ribbled.
00:07:32He's a crook.
00:07:33I have a reputation.
00:07:35A diamond necklace.
00:07:37Enjoy it, my girl.
00:07:38Thank you, Uncle Dovey.
00:07:52Ah, Rabbi Horowitz.
00:07:54Lovely to see you.
00:07:55Dovey.
00:07:57What a wonderful surprise.
00:07:58You know, I've been thinking about signing up to SHU.
00:08:01I haven't been a member since my old man took us.
00:08:03Well, your father was an absolute mensch.
00:08:07A real pillar of the community.
00:08:10Unfortunately, there's rather a long waiting list at the moment.
00:08:13You know, what with Rosh Hashanah and everything coming up.
00:08:17Is that right?
00:08:18Everything all right here?
00:08:19Yes.
00:08:20Yes, Justin.
00:08:21I was just getting set up for the ceremony.
00:08:23Great idea.
00:08:24This way.
00:08:26Dovey,
00:08:27just don't talk to the rabbi.
00:08:29That gambling degenerate.
00:08:30He knows I'm onto him.
00:08:31Gambling degenerate.
00:08:32He's the head of the Seapoint community, Dovey.
00:08:34That doesn't mean he's not at the bookies once a week.
00:08:36I've seen him there, but he wears a fucking cap.
00:08:38What a douche.
00:08:39You can recognise that scraggly beard from a mile away.
00:08:40Okay, Dovey, listen.
00:08:42I know we haven't seen each other in a while,
00:08:44but I really would love it if you just kept a low profile today.
00:08:47What?
00:08:48Embarrassed by your big brother?
00:08:50I just really need things to go well.
00:08:52Okay.
00:08:53Nobody's causing a scene, boy.
00:08:56Lookie!
00:08:58Jeez, man.
00:08:59What the hell, dude?
00:09:01I was just having some fun, man.
00:09:05Justin,
00:09:06your mother is decimating my buffet table.
00:09:09Justin?
00:09:10I didn't know that Dorothy Diamond was your relation.
00:09:13Oh, he's not.
00:09:14Ma, Ma, Ma, Ma, Ma, Ma,
00:09:16what are you doing?
00:09:17You know how your father loves his cheesecake.
00:09:20Okay, okay, Ma, sorry.
00:09:21Dad's been dead 25 years.
00:09:23That's 2024.
00:09:25Yeah.
00:09:26Michelle,
00:09:28please help my mum into the kitchen.
00:09:30Thank you.
00:09:31Thank you.
00:09:32Here you go.
00:09:33Oh, and the puffs.
00:09:35Come, let's go inside.
00:09:39Muzzles for Raya.
00:09:40Everything looks stunning.
00:09:42Thanks.
00:09:44But, I mean,
00:09:45have you,
00:09:46have you had something done?
00:09:49Did you, like,
00:09:50have you lost weight?
00:09:51I mean, what is, what is happening?
00:09:53I do have something new I'm doing.
00:09:55But if you want to know more,
00:09:58let's meet for coffee.
00:09:59Okay.
00:10:00Is it like,
00:10:02come over.
00:10:08Hey.
00:10:11Rabbi Horowitz,
00:10:13family,
00:10:14friends,
00:10:15what a simcha,
00:10:16eh?
00:10:17Am I right?
00:10:19I'd also like to give a warm welcome
00:10:21all the way from Durban,
00:10:23the Singh family.
00:10:25Wonderful to have you.
00:10:26Wonderful to have you.
00:10:27Nobody let them leave
00:10:28before I assigned them
00:10:29to the prime programme.
00:10:33I'd also like to thank
00:10:34my beautiful wife, Nats.
00:10:35All the organising
00:10:36and the attention to detail,
00:10:37it's absolutely stunning.
00:10:39You know, you're the backbone
00:10:40of this family.
00:10:42Team Diamond would be lost
00:10:43without you.
00:10:46I'd be lost without you.
00:10:53But anyway,
00:10:54what can I say
00:10:55about beautiful Raya?
00:10:57You know,
00:10:58I...
00:11:22I would like to play
00:11:23a video presentation
00:11:25for everyone
00:11:26that we've prepared for today.
00:11:27Why is he playing it now?
00:11:29I have absolutely no idea.
00:11:31Roll video, please.
00:11:32Roll.
00:11:36Babe, what's happening?
00:11:37Quick bathroom break.
00:11:38It'll warm up the cramp.
00:11:39Oh, okay.
00:11:45Hey.
00:11:46Oh my god, this is so nice.
00:11:47Oh.
00:11:49Oh.
00:11:50Oh.
00:11:51Oh.
00:11:55That's the hat I got in Italy.
00:11:57It's beautiful.
00:11:58I know, it's very special.
00:12:01Ow, ow, ow, ow, ow, ow, ow.
00:12:05Wow.
00:12:07I love your house.
00:12:08Marika.
00:12:10What the fuck are you doing here?
00:12:13Look, Justin.
00:12:14You can't just fuck me
00:12:15and then throw me out
00:12:16like trash, okay?
00:12:18Like,
00:12:19my parents were so excited to meet you.
00:12:21Marika,
00:12:22we were having an affair,
00:12:23okay?
00:12:24It's supposed to be kept a secret
00:12:25as in you don't tell anybody about it.
00:12:28So you want me to keep it a secret?
00:12:29Yes.
00:12:30Well, I don't know, hey, Justin.
00:12:32I'm like an open book.
00:12:34I wear my heart on my sleeves.
00:12:36Keeping a secret
00:12:37isn't that easy for me.
00:12:38Okay.
00:12:39Well, can you try?
00:12:41Yes.
00:12:43But it's gonna cost you.
00:12:45Okay, Marika.
00:12:46Think very carefully about what you say.
00:12:48I have thought carefully
00:12:49about what I'm saying, Justin.
00:12:51And for me to keep quiet,
00:12:52it is gonna cost you.
00:12:54A hundred million rand.
00:12:56A million rand.
00:13:00Come on.
00:13:01I mean, that's ridiculous.
00:13:03Well, that's what I want, Justin.
00:13:06And if I can't have you,
00:13:07then
00:13:08I want a million rand.
00:13:10But Misfits cleaned me out of my cash flow.
00:13:11I don't have that sort of money
00:13:12just lying around.
00:13:14I'm sure you'll make a plan, okay?
00:13:18Sure.
00:13:26Oh, such a beautiful family.
00:13:30What happened, babe?
00:13:31Nothing.
00:13:32Just had to deal with something
00:13:33that was so good now.
00:13:35Okay.
00:13:48Shalom Aleichem
00:13:52Hevenu shalom
00:13:56Aleichem
00:14:00Hevenu shalom
00:14:05Aleichem
00:14:19I've been tagged in, like,
00:14:21a million pictures.
00:14:22Oh, my God.
00:14:23My buddy was so much fun.
00:14:25Please can we do it all again?
00:14:27Yeah, I wish, sweetie.
00:14:30Raya,
00:14:31you can't wear your diamond necklace to school.
00:14:33But Uncle Dovi gave it to me.
00:14:35Oh, Uncle Dovi doesn't set a good example.
00:14:38But he's so much fun.
00:14:39He sends me the best memes.
00:14:40Look.
00:14:42Are you guys texting?
00:14:43My God, DMing.
00:14:44Raya,
00:14:45I don't want you talking to Uncle Dovi.
00:14:47Okay?
00:14:48He's a bad egg.
00:14:49And he's a criminal.
00:14:50He went to jail.
00:14:51What did he go to jail for?
00:15:00Doesn't matter.
00:15:02Badass.
00:15:03It's not badass.
00:15:04It's just
00:15:05bad.
00:15:10You know, you could have destroyed everything
00:15:11by showing up yesterday.
00:15:12I want the money, Justin.
00:15:14Marika.
00:15:16Look, I know you're upset,
00:15:17but if you think I'm going to pay you a million rand,
00:15:19you're insane.
00:15:20Well, I am insane, Justin.
00:15:22And if you don't pay me
00:15:23by midday on Friday,
00:15:24I'm going to go over to your house
00:15:25and tell Natalie everything.
00:15:27You don't mean that.
00:15:28Try me.
00:15:29Send me the P.O.P.
00:15:30once it's done.
00:15:31Done.
00:15:32Come on.
00:15:33Yep, yep.
00:15:35Seriously, Nance?
00:15:36Those flowers
00:15:37were something else.
00:15:39Hey.
00:15:40Haika
00:15:41is incredible.
00:15:42I mean, you must see her set up.
00:15:43She was literally there
00:15:44from three in the morning.
00:15:45I wish I had a girl.
00:15:46I have to decorate Dylan's birthday
00:15:48with superheroes.
00:15:49Oh, yeah.
00:15:50It's the worst.
00:15:52But seriously, babe,
00:15:53you are glowing
00:15:54like a lamp.
00:15:55What is happening?
00:15:57Are you doing, like,
00:15:59mushroom journeys?
00:16:02Oh, my God.
00:16:03Do not tell me you are pregnant.
00:16:05Oh, God, no.
00:16:06Going through that hell twice
00:16:07was more than enough for me.
00:16:09It's a bit of a difficult thing
00:16:10to explain.
00:16:12Okay, no peeking.
00:16:14It's almost ready.
00:16:16I literally cannot imagine
00:16:17what you're about to show me.
00:16:19Okay.
00:16:21Open.
00:16:23Nance,
00:16:24meet Mauro,
00:16:25my silicon boyfriend.
00:16:28Okay, what is happening right now?
00:16:29Okay, it's perfectly customizable
00:16:31to your every need.
00:16:33It is
00:16:34your ultimate
00:16:35fantasy man.
00:16:36Jesus, Amy.
00:16:38What the fuck?
00:16:39Are you having sex with this thing?
00:16:42Yes.
00:16:43What about Jake?
00:16:44Well, what about Jake?
00:16:45This isn't about Jake.
00:16:46Okay, well,
00:16:47okay,
00:16:48maybe it is
00:16:49because, you know,
00:16:50he travels all the time.
00:16:51Oh, no, I'm sorry.
00:16:52Okay, you know what?
00:16:54I love you,
00:16:55but this is just not my thing.
00:16:56Okay?
00:16:57Don't be such a prude, Nance.
00:16:58Don't you get it?
00:17:00This is about having
00:17:01your own personal guilty pleasure.
00:17:03This is about having
00:17:04your own personal guilt-free experience.
00:17:06But it's like a weird,
00:17:07scary doll.
00:17:08What the fuck?
00:17:09Are you saying
00:17:10that you've never closed your eyes
00:17:11and imagined somebody else?
00:17:12No,
00:17:13I have not.
00:17:14So, you don't have a fantasy crush,
00:17:15someone you'd love to fuck?
00:17:17Okay, firstly,
00:17:18Justin and I don't fuck.
00:17:21We make love,
00:17:22and he is my fantasy crush.
00:17:23I'm very lucky,
00:17:24and I can literally initiate sex
00:17:26just by wearing a towel.
00:17:27Sounds amazing.
00:17:29I mean,
00:17:30is that supposed to be Jon Bon Jovi?
00:17:32Is that your celebrity crush?
00:17:34Just check out the website.
00:17:36Perfectly normal.
00:17:37No shame.
00:18:03You missed your deadline, Justin.
00:18:16Are you okay?
00:18:18Yeah.
00:18:24A million rand.
00:18:26Cash.
00:18:27The seller said he'll only accept
00:18:28a deposit in cash.
00:18:31Justin,
00:18:32you're still in arrears
00:18:33on your current property.
00:18:34I strongly advise
00:18:35against purchasing
00:18:36another one at this time.
00:18:37Yeah,
00:18:38and I get that.
00:18:39It's just, you see,
00:18:40in my line of work,
00:18:41it's about presenting
00:18:42a certain type of image.
00:18:44I told the client
00:18:45I have a house in Plett.
00:18:46It's only a matter of time
00:18:47before he calls me on that.
00:18:49See?
00:18:50What does Natalie say
00:18:51about all this?
00:18:52Well, nothing.
00:18:53She doesn't need to know.
00:18:54We'll be back in the green
00:18:55in no time.
00:18:56Come on, Hilton.
00:19:01Can't you sell the Porsche?
00:19:05Yeah, that's a rental.
00:19:08I forgot we did that.
00:19:12Well,
00:19:14there's about 920k
00:19:16in the kids' unit trust,
00:19:17but I strongly advise
00:19:19against touching that.
00:19:21Yeah, I mean,
00:19:22I wouldn't even consider that.
00:19:31I want to make this
00:19:32absolutely clear, OK?
00:19:33Once I give you the money,
00:19:35it's over between us.
00:19:36OK.
00:19:37I mean,
00:19:38you see me in the street,
00:19:39you walk in another direction.
00:19:41Someone says my name,
00:19:42I mean,
00:19:43you don't even know who I am.
00:19:44Finally, I am starved.
00:19:46OK,
00:19:47can I please
00:19:48have the chicken burger?
00:19:50And then your sides.
00:19:51Would you say
00:19:52potato wedges
00:19:53or skinny fries?
00:19:54Skinny fries.
00:19:55Are you sure?
00:19:56Yeah.
00:19:57OK,
00:19:58skinny fries.
00:19:59Skinny fries.
00:20:00Are you sure?
00:20:01Because I like them soft on the inside
00:20:02and then like crispy on the outside.
00:20:04Yeah, they're sensational.
00:20:05OK, OK, yay.
00:20:06OK, so then the skinny fries,
00:20:07and then can I also have
00:20:08a rock shandy, please?
00:20:10With ice.
00:20:11What are you going to have, babe?
00:20:14Nothing.
00:20:15Ugh,
00:20:16boring.
00:20:17OK, well,
00:20:18that's all for now.
00:20:19Thank you.
00:20:21Marika, did you hear what I was saying?
00:20:23No,
00:20:24sorry,
00:20:25but you know what?
00:20:26You can say it again,
00:20:28I want you to understand
00:20:30that we're never going to
00:20:31see each other again after this.
00:20:33Do you get it?
00:20:35Justin,
00:20:36I need to tell you something.
00:20:40I'm pregnant.
00:20:45Kidding!
00:20:48Oh, Shane,
00:20:49you should see your face.
00:20:51Oh, no,
00:20:52I could never.
00:20:53I mean, I could,
00:20:54you know, one day.
00:20:55Actually, I'm like
00:20:56very maternal,
00:20:57you know,
00:20:58I could be a great mother,
00:20:59I would be a great mother.
00:21:00Like, I just have that instinct,
00:21:01you know?
00:21:02OK, I need to go to the bathroom.
00:21:08Fuck,
00:21:09maybe I should have ordered the wedges.
00:21:27They went away for the weekend
00:21:30and this Blue Beanie gang
00:21:32cleared them out,
00:21:33took everything.
00:21:34That's terrible, Mum.
00:21:35And Mark and Michelle
00:21:36are leaving for Mauritius next week
00:21:38and they're terrified
00:21:39to leave their house empty.
00:21:41Yeah, right, you saw.
00:21:44Where did they live again?
00:21:45Avenue La Croix,
00:21:46right at the top
00:21:47in that horrible yellow house.
00:21:49Aye, oh,
00:21:50shame about the colour, eh?
00:21:52Justin,
00:21:53I thought you'd forgotten where I live.
00:21:55I visit you once a week, Ma.
00:21:57Beautiful ceremony the other day,
00:21:58my boy.
00:22:00Glad I could be there.
00:22:01What ceremony?
00:22:05Raya's bat mitzvah, Ma.
00:22:07Oh, yes.
00:22:09It was really lovely.
00:22:12Actually, just wanted to chat to Dovi.
00:22:14Ah,
00:22:15what did I do now?
00:22:16It's a business thing,
00:22:17won't take a couple of minutes.
00:22:20Got yourself in a bit of a pickle there, boy.
00:22:22I'm not here for your judgement, Dovi.
00:22:25I'm here for your help.
00:22:26Why don't you just give the chick the one bar?
00:22:28I offered her the one bar.
00:22:30She ordered a chicken burger
00:22:31and pretended we were on a date.
00:22:32She's batshit crazy, Dovi.
00:22:35It's going to take more than money to stop her.
00:22:38Justin,
00:22:40if you're asking me what I think you're asking me,
00:22:42don't ask me.
00:22:44Jesus, Dovi,
00:22:45I'm not asking you to do that.
00:22:47I just, you know,
00:22:49I want you to, like,
00:22:50go over to her house
00:22:51and, and, and, like,
00:22:52like, scare her.
00:22:54You know?
00:22:55I don't know,
00:22:56give her fright.
00:22:57Let her know
00:22:58that she better stay away from me and my...
00:23:00Justin!
00:23:01Hi, Mrs. Schlesinger.
00:23:03Oh,
00:23:04you look just like your father.
00:23:06Oh, man.
00:23:08He was such a man, hey?
00:23:10I promise you,
00:23:11he stooped me like Seabiscuit.
00:23:13Bam!
00:23:19That chick's off her rocker, boy.
00:23:24You know, I don't hear from you for months.
00:23:25You don't phone me on my birthday.
00:23:27Fucking hell, you don't invite me to Raya's Bat Mitzvah.
00:23:29I didn't think you'd want to come, man.
00:23:31I'm her uncle, for God's sakes.
00:23:34Yeah.
00:23:35You know, Justin, I get it.
00:23:37Okay, the golden boy, the black sheep,
00:23:39but at the end of the day, we're still family.
00:23:41And family,
00:23:42family is everything.
00:23:44Yeah.
00:23:46If I do this for you, Justin,
00:23:48this
00:23:49shakedown,
00:23:51I want you
00:23:52to make more time for me in your life.
00:23:54I want you to invite me to the kids' birthdays,
00:23:56have me over for a Shabbat, for God's sakes.
00:23:58Absolutely, absolutely.
00:23:59Also,
00:24:00if I do this,
00:24:01you need to realize
00:24:03that you're stepping into a world
00:24:04that's very different from the one you know, my boy.
00:24:07Okay, my world.
00:24:08Nobody gives a shit about
00:24:09diamond points or prime status.
00:24:12Okay, but
00:24:14I thought we were just going to scare her.
00:24:17Are you sure you want to do this?
00:24:22This is her dress.
00:24:52What the fuck?
00:24:53Traveller's cheques.
00:24:55Who still uses fucking traveller's cheques?
00:24:57This is a 3310.
00:24:58You can't even make these anymore.
00:25:00Yes.
00:25:01I thought these people were supposed to be loaded.
00:25:03Are these people loaded?
00:25:12How's it, boss?
00:25:14How's the job going?
00:25:15We just got into this safe and it's not great.
00:25:17It's just full of 90s stuff.
00:25:18It looks like a museum.
00:25:19I thought there was supposed to be Kruger Rands in here.
00:25:21The Lipman's all noted, but
00:25:22you found the dummy safe.
00:25:23Fucking dummy safe.
00:25:25Plus from the past.
00:25:27Listen, my mom said that way the whole week.
00:25:29So if you need to take a little more time
00:25:31to find the other safe, then fucking do it.
00:25:33Doesn't your mom have dementia?
00:25:34Can we even trust her?
00:25:35Don't go there, Mikey.
00:25:36It's still early stages dementia,
00:25:37but she's extremely fucking lucid.
00:25:41Hi.
00:25:45Listen,
00:25:46I've got another job for you boys.
00:25:52What?
00:26:09What's that?
00:26:10What?
00:26:11Oh, it's a stupid ad.
00:26:16Babe,
00:26:18I just, um, I've got some work I've got to get done.
00:26:21Oh, yeah.
00:26:22Cool.
00:26:24I was just, um,
00:26:26going to bed.
00:26:28Night.
00:26:29Night.
00:26:52I'm like, hello, honey.
00:26:54I shrunk the kids, I got you dripping on my shit
00:26:56like I'm ecstasy.
00:26:57Sorry, what?
00:26:58Have you ever killed a chick before?
00:27:00Nobody's getting killed, Mikey.
00:27:02Didn't you hear what the boss said?
00:27:04We are intimidating her.
00:27:06Women don't really find me intimidating.
00:27:09That's why I got this bad boy.
00:27:12Yeah, that'll do it.
00:27:15Why would you bring your gun
00:27:17if we're just going to talk?
00:27:18I like to be prepared for any situation.
00:27:20Why do you think I only wear Pumas?
00:27:22You never know when you've got to
00:27:25run, you know?
00:27:27Pumas.
00:27:29Where are you going to run to?
00:27:31Down a dream.
00:27:33Oh, what?
00:27:34I'm going to run down,
00:27:35I'm running down a dream.
00:27:37Those shoes, yeah.
00:27:38Yeah, that's what it looks like.
00:27:41It's a dream world.
00:27:42Luke will see.
00:27:43Yeah, dream world.
00:27:44Run.
00:27:45Do it for the
00:27:46day's gone.
00:27:48Night's gone.
00:27:51Mountains.
00:27:52I get it.
00:27:53That is kind of nice.
00:28:12You've got to stop
00:28:13calling me like this, bro.
00:28:14You're driving me mad.
00:28:16I told you I'll let you know
00:28:17once they've spoken to her.
00:28:18Okay, yeah.
00:28:19It's getting pretty urgent, Dovey.
00:28:21What's that sound?
00:28:23Oh, it's ice.
00:28:25You drinking, boy?
00:28:26Oh man, it's an ice bath.
00:28:28Increases your lifespan.
00:28:29Plus I'll need 500 points a day
00:28:30to reach diamond status
00:28:31by the end of the year.
00:28:33I have no idea what the fuck
00:28:34you just said.
00:28:35Enjoy your whiskey
00:28:36and I'll call you after the shakedown.
00:28:37Yeah, but Do...
00:28:49Do you want to go for a walk?
00:29:19Yeah, I'd love to.
00:29:50Yo, yo, yo, yo.
00:29:51Check, check, check.
00:29:55That's her, right?
00:29:56Yeah, of course.
00:29:57Let's do this.
00:30:09Hey, lady.
00:30:10We have a message for you
00:30:11from Mr. Dovey.
00:30:12We have a message for you
00:30:13from Mr. Dovey.
00:30:21Fuck!
00:30:24Jesus!
00:30:26Fucking bitch.
00:30:34Fuck.
00:30:42Fuck.
00:30:53Mikey?
00:30:56Mikey!
00:31:09Nineteen.
00:31:13No!
00:31:14Clinton?
00:31:26Ow!
00:31:27Clinton!
00:31:28What the fuck?
00:31:38I don't fuck up!
00:31:40Mikey!
00:31:43What did I do?
00:31:44I don't know!
00:31:46I can't!
00:32:01Fuck.
00:32:04I know what you're thinking.
00:32:06I'm not fit enough
00:32:07for the prime program.
00:32:08Eh?
00:32:09Am I right?
00:32:10Let me tell you a little story.
00:32:11One day,
00:32:13there was this...
00:32:14Oops, gotta take this, sorry.
00:32:15Client emergency.
00:32:17What's happening?
00:32:18Well, you didn't tell me
00:32:19she was a fucking MMA fighter.
00:32:20She nearly killed my guy.
00:32:21Clinton's in hospital
00:32:22with a broken back.
00:32:23I thought you were just
00:32:24gonna talk to her.
00:32:25She didn't wanna talk, Justin.
00:32:27And guess what?
00:32:28Now she's dead.
00:32:30What?
00:32:31She is dead.
00:32:34You're fucking with me.
00:32:35I made it very clear
00:32:36that this is a dirty world.
00:32:38And guess what, my boy?
00:32:39Now you've got dirt on your hands.
00:32:54Yeah, come in, Enko.
00:32:57So what you got?
00:32:59Well, we located the hook
00:33:00that she kicked off the balcony.
00:33:02He's lying in Somerset Hospital
00:33:03with a broken back.
00:33:06You know, this wasn't just
00:33:08a robbery, Enko.
00:33:09This was an attack.
00:33:10Someone is trying
00:33:11to send me a message.
00:33:13I'm just seeing her there,
00:33:14lying there
00:33:15with all the pipes sticking out of her.
00:33:17It's her father's worst nightmare.
00:33:19She's gonna be okay, sir.
00:33:20She's a fighter.
00:33:21These medical bills
00:33:22are cleaning me out, man.
00:33:24Are you a medical aid, Enko?
00:33:26No, sir.
00:33:27You should think about it
00:33:28you're in a dangerous line of work.
00:33:31Go to the shed
00:33:32and load up everything
00:33:33you can find.
00:33:34I want you to find out
00:33:35who did this to Cindy.
00:33:37Copy.
00:34:08And guess what?
00:34:10Now she's dead.
00:34:11I thought you were just gonna talk to her.
00:34:13She's dead.
00:34:14Justin.
00:34:15She's dead.
00:34:17Now you've got dirt on your hands.
00:34:18She's dead.
00:34:19Justin.
00:34:21She is...
00:34:22Justin!
00:34:24Hmm?
00:34:25What?
00:34:26I'm in a towel here, babe.
00:34:29Oh.
00:34:30Yeah.
00:34:31Sorry, babe.
00:34:32I'm...
00:34:33I'm in the maid's night.
00:34:35Okay.
00:34:38Why not?
00:34:40I'm just stressed.
00:34:41You know?
00:34:42Work stuff.
00:34:44Okay.
00:34:46Because it's been a while, babe.
00:34:48Like...
00:34:49three months a while.
00:34:51And you've been acting
00:34:52kind of weird.
00:34:53Yep.
00:34:58Sorry.
00:34:59I just...
00:35:00Promise, babe.
00:35:01We'll do it soon.
00:35:02Okay?
00:35:03Cool.
00:35:04When?
00:35:05Or should I call Sam
00:35:06and ask her to schedule it in for us?
00:35:08Nance?
00:35:09I'm saying my mind's just not
00:35:11on this right now.
00:35:12Okay?
00:35:13You know what?
00:35:14You mope around the house.
00:35:15You're glued to your phone the whole day.
00:35:17You know, if I didn't know any better,
00:35:18I would think you're having an affair.
00:35:23Oh my god.
00:35:25You're having an affair, aren't you?
00:35:28Oh Jesus, is it Sam?
00:35:29Jesus, Natalie.
00:35:30Like I have time in my day
00:35:32to have an affair.
00:35:33Why would you even think that?
00:35:35It's work stuff.
00:35:37It's just fucking work stuff.
00:35:39I'm sorry that I don't want to
00:35:41have sex all the time.
00:35:43But I'm pretty stressed out right now.
00:35:45Okay.
00:35:46Okay.
00:35:48Okay.
00:36:04Okay.
00:36:15So,
00:36:16your life insurance is
00:36:18currently sitting at this amount over here.
00:36:21And your wife is half of that.
00:36:24Why only half?
00:36:25Well, based on our data,
00:36:27we know that men tend to die before their wives.
00:36:30Why?
00:36:32Because we want to.
00:36:44Are you alright, Justin?
00:36:48Rabbi,
00:36:50can I confide in you?
00:36:52Of course.
00:36:54I've done a terrible thing.
00:36:58I was unfaithful to my wife.
00:37:00And
00:37:01I've
00:37:03I've got blood on my hands, Rabbi.
00:37:08It can feel like that
00:37:10when we betray
00:37:12the ones that we love.
00:37:14But
00:37:16we all make mistakes, Justin.
00:37:19We're only human, after all.
00:37:21None of us are perfect beings.
00:37:25You know,
00:37:26in Jewish thought,
00:37:27we talk about the Yetzer Chara
00:37:29and the Yetzer Chetov.
00:37:32The good and bad inclinations.
00:37:34The good
00:37:35makes us feel empathy,
00:37:36makes us reach out to our fellow man.
00:37:39The bad
00:37:40drives us,
00:37:41makes us competitive,
00:37:42keeps us moving forward.
00:37:44Rather, strive to be a whole man
00:37:46than try to be a good man.
00:37:48But Rabbi, what I did was a bad thing.
00:37:50So, you did a bad thing.
00:37:53Now you get a chance to set it right.
00:37:55That's what great men do, Justin.
00:37:57I'm not a great man.
00:37:59Of course you are.
00:38:00No, Rabbi.
00:38:02My father,
00:38:03my father was a great man.
00:38:04I mean, he was the real deal, you know.
00:38:06He was like a giant.
00:38:09I remember as a kid,
00:38:10at this shul,
00:38:11he'd walk in and
00:38:14everybody would want to shake his hand
00:38:16and just be around him.
00:38:20Man,
00:38:21his name was Gold.
00:38:23It was Diamond.
00:38:26Same as yours.
00:38:34I just feel I've got to do something, you know.
00:38:37Just
00:38:38to begin to make things right.
00:38:40I mean, I know I can't undo what I've done.
00:38:46But is there like a
00:38:47a repentance thing
00:38:49us Jews can do?
00:38:50You know, like the
00:38:52the three Hail Marys or something.
00:38:55I'm afraid it's not as easy as that.
00:38:59But, you know,
00:39:00a small donation to the shul
00:39:03would go a long way, you know.
00:39:06Especially if it was for our overdue renovations.
00:39:17If anybody asks you it's from,
00:39:19you say Aubrey Diamond
00:39:21from beyond the grave.
00:39:25He would be so proud.
00:39:55Woo!
00:40:14Hi, delivery for Mrs Diamond
00:40:16from Synthetica SA.
00:40:19Oh God.
00:40:22I wasn't expecting this to arrive so soon.
00:40:24Please sign here, ma'am.
00:40:27Do you know what?
00:40:28On second thought, can you just
00:40:29take it back?
00:40:30I've changed my mind.
00:40:31I no longer want this
00:40:33this purchase.
00:40:34Ma'am, I'm just a delivery guy.
00:40:36You take it up with the company.
00:40:38What's that, mum?
00:40:40Nothing.
00:40:41It's just a new lamp for the bedroom.
00:40:47Can you just bring it inside, please?
00:40:55Phew.
00:40:56Okay, I think, um,
00:40:58if you could just put it in the in room,
00:41:00that'd be great, thanks.
00:41:01Cool, mum, what's that?
00:41:02It's nothing!
00:41:03Izzy, please go and make yourself a sandwich.
00:41:05You must be starving.
00:41:06No, I'm not.
00:41:07Just do it!
00:41:08In here, please.
00:41:11Jesus.
00:41:14Sorry, sorry.
00:41:16Sorry about that.
00:41:25Thank you.
00:41:28Enjoy it.
00:41:51Oh, my God.
00:41:55Oh, my God.
00:42:09Natalie?
00:42:11Nats?
00:42:12Shut up.
00:42:20Nats?
00:42:22Oh, Natalie.
00:42:25Oh.
00:42:26Nats?
00:42:27Oh, my God.
00:42:38Natalie?
00:42:39Oh, my God.
00:42:43Nats?
00:42:44Hey!
00:42:46Natalie.
00:42:47Hi!
00:42:49Oh.
00:42:52Wow, you're so wet.
00:42:53Why?
00:42:54I swam in my clothes.
00:42:55It doesn't matter.
00:42:57Natalie,
00:42:58I'm sorry that I've been so distant,
00:43:00okay?
00:43:02But that's all over now.
00:43:04Okay.
00:43:05I'm a hundred percent here.
00:43:06I'm your mum.
00:43:07Dad's acting really weird.
00:43:08Oh, my God.
00:43:10When did my little girl
00:43:12grow up so fast, eh?
00:43:14Told you.
00:43:15And Ezra,
00:43:16he's such a beautiful boy, you know that?
00:43:17You know what, guys?
00:43:18Let's leave the spare room, I think.
00:43:19Don't you think time's gone by so fast, eh?
00:43:21I think we need to,
00:43:22I don't know,
00:43:23I feel like we've got to, like,
00:43:24do stuff together.
00:43:25And, from now on,
00:43:27no more distractions.
00:43:29Yeah, we're going to look at each other
00:43:31in the eyes
00:43:32when we have dinner.
00:43:33Okay.
00:43:35Woo!
00:43:36I'm amped, guys.
00:43:37Team Diamond.
00:43:40Hey!
00:43:41What the fuck is this, rugby or what?
00:43:47Come on!
00:43:48Get some!
00:43:49Get him!
00:43:50Take them!
00:43:51Yeah, yeah.
00:43:52Pass the ball now.
00:43:53Mr. Fredericks,
00:43:54how are we doing today?
00:43:56Ah, pretty cucked, Doc.
00:43:58Springbok's called play rugby for cuck, man.
00:44:01Perhaps
00:44:02I can help you with that.
00:44:05What the fuck, Doc?
00:44:06I think you just broke my foot.
00:44:09Who sent you to kill
00:44:10Vosie Ferreira's daughter?
00:44:11Vosie Ferreira?
00:44:13Oh, fuck.
00:44:16Hey, hey,
00:44:17no, man.
00:44:18You're breaking all my bones, bro.
00:44:20Who sent you to kill Cindy?
00:44:22Cindy?
00:44:23No, no, no.
00:44:24We weren't meant to kill her.
00:44:26Just, um, intimidate her.
00:44:28But, hey,
00:44:29she fucked us up,
00:44:30so my partner,
00:44:31he shot her.
00:44:32Your partner?
00:44:33Who's your partner?
00:44:34Hmm?
00:44:35Who's your fucking partner?
00:44:36Um...
00:44:38Ah, no, man, no.
00:44:39Now you're breaking my knees, bro.
00:44:42What the fuck is wrong with you?
00:44:44I'm paralyzed.
00:44:45What the fuck is wrong with you?
00:44:47Who's your partner?
00:44:48He's this lady called Mikey.
00:44:51But he's an idiot.
00:44:53It wasn't his idea.
00:44:54Whose idea was it?
00:44:57Whose
00:44:59idea
00:45:00was it?
00:45:15That's right.
00:45:22Jax?
00:45:23Give me a call.
00:45:24We need to talk.
00:45:26I'm not sticking around.
00:45:28I'm moving on, so
00:45:30tell me what you want to tell me,
00:45:31let's be done.
00:45:32Let's be done?
00:45:34My man, Oak Clinton,
00:45:35is in hospital,
00:45:36paralyzed from the neck down.
00:45:37He may never walk again.
00:45:38Your boys killed someone
00:45:39in the process, Dovey.
00:45:40They saved your ass, Justin.
00:45:42This chick was a fucking ninja.
00:45:43I mean, Chick Mikey.
00:45:44Look at him.
00:45:45Check out him fucking limping.
00:45:48How's it, boy?
00:45:51Yeah.
00:45:59I asked for her phone.
00:46:00I didn't ask you to
00:46:01rob the chick, Mikey.
00:46:03Yeah, but after the lip injury,
00:46:04I thought maybe you should appreciate the score.
00:46:08Oh, my God.
00:46:10You're the Blue Beanie Gang.
00:46:13Hey.
00:46:14I may be robbing the community
00:46:15behind their backs,
00:46:16but you're robbing them
00:46:17to their faces.
00:46:20Wow.
00:46:21Wow, that's incredible.
00:46:22My own arsehole brother.
00:46:24Does mom know about this?
00:46:25Yeah, yeah.
00:46:26She knits the fucking beanies.
00:46:27Of course she doesn't know.
00:46:29And I'm warning you, boy,
00:46:30you keep it that way.
00:46:37What are you doing?
00:46:39Nothing, man.
00:46:41Right, your chick's phone.
00:46:42Okay?
00:46:43There's probably some
00:46:44incriminating text on here, right?
00:46:45Huh? Huh?
00:46:46This is what I'm trying to do,
00:46:47tie up some loose ends.
00:46:50Thank you, it'd be nice.
00:46:51Thank you.
00:47:00Oh, my fuck.
00:47:01What?
00:47:03That's not her phone.
00:47:04Of course it's her phone.
00:47:05I got it out of her handbag.
00:47:07I'll keep the fucking phone.
00:47:09She kicked the fucking shit
00:47:10out of me.
00:47:11She was coming at me
00:47:12with like a stick,
00:47:13like a fucking Ninja Turtle,
00:47:14like spinning, flipping things.
00:47:16It was like crazy.
00:47:18Kicked me out the door,
00:47:19I landed,
00:47:20and then as I look up,
00:47:21there she is,
00:47:22coming right at me.
00:47:23Oh, my God.
00:47:24What the fuck is going on, Justin?
00:47:25That's not her phone, Dorby.
00:47:26You killed the wrong fucking woman.
00:47:27Holy shit.
00:47:28Fuck this shit.
00:47:31Fuck it.
00:47:33Fuck, man.
00:47:35Fuck.
00:47:38How could you get this wrong?
00:47:40I told you,
00:47:4112 Ronald Crescent.
00:47:4312?
00:47:45We were 21.
00:47:48Oh.
00:47:51What?
00:47:52You said 21.
00:47:53Oh, Dorby.
00:47:55You mixed up the numbers,
00:47:56you moron.
00:47:57This means Marika's still alive.
00:47:59Fuck, she's gonna post
00:48:00that video tomorrow.
00:48:01Who did I shoot then?
00:48:03Fuck.
00:48:05Oh, fuck.
00:48:06Listen, boy,
00:48:07why don't you just give her the bucks?
00:48:14You've got the money, right?
00:48:16Oh.
00:48:18I gave it to the rabbi.
00:48:20Why the fuck did you give it
00:48:22to that gambling piece of shit?
00:48:24Who's the fucking rabbi?
00:48:25Horowitz.
00:48:26He's not a gambler, Dorby.
00:48:27He's a rabbi of the Seapoint community.
00:48:29I've seen him at the bookies, Justin.
00:48:32It's fine, it's fine, it's fine.
00:48:33I'll just,
00:48:34I'll just go there
00:48:35and ask for it back.
00:48:37I'm coming with you.
00:48:38Absolutely not.
00:48:39I'm coming, okay?
00:48:40I got you into this mess,
00:48:41I'm gonna get you out.
00:48:43Is that a bulletproof vest?
00:48:44Yeah, bro,
00:48:45gotta keep it locked and loaded.
00:48:46Yeah?
00:48:47Never leave home without it.
00:48:50That's it, shopper.
00:48:52Jesus, this thing stinks, but
00:48:54fuck, it's not that bad, man.
00:48:56When you get back, give it to me.
00:48:57I'll throw it in the wash.
00:48:59Yeah, but I still don't understand
00:49:00why you have to come with me.
00:49:01That oak's juked you, bro,
00:49:02I'm telling you now.
00:49:03How can he juke me?
00:49:04He's the pillar of the community.
00:49:05He's a pillar of bullshit, bro.
00:49:07Man, you've always had an issue
00:49:08with this guy.
00:49:09No, I don't always have an issue.
00:49:10I've seen him at the racecourse
00:49:11I've had a relationship with.
00:49:13Just because you saw some dude
00:49:14with a beard doesn't mean it was him.
00:49:16It's him, bro, I'm telling you now.
00:49:32Stay in the car.
00:49:33No, I'm coming.
00:49:34Stay in the fucking car.
00:49:36Alright.
00:50:01Hey, Rabbi.
00:50:02Sorry to disturb.
00:50:03Sorry.
00:50:04I was just wondering if I could
00:50:05have a quick word.
00:50:06Justin, it's so good to see you.
00:50:09Benjamin, this is Justin Diamond,
00:50:11one of our big donors to the shul.
00:50:13Hey.
00:50:16Benjamin, keep going with that section.
00:50:18I'll be back in a minute, okay?
00:50:19Okay, okay.
00:50:21How can I help you today, Justin?
00:50:24Actually, it's a bit of an awkward one, Rabbi.
00:50:28I'm going to need that money back.
00:50:30Well, thank you once again, Justin,
00:50:32for that extremely generous donation.
00:50:35But I'm afraid I've already given the money
00:50:38to the contractor, Barry Munitz.
00:50:42Painting starts next week.
00:50:44Right.
00:50:46You see, I've made a huge mistake, Rabbi.
00:50:48Turns out the money's not even mine to give.
00:50:50So, you know, I don't know.
00:50:51Can you explain that to him?
00:50:56It's going to be difficult at this stage.
00:50:58Justin, you know, I mean,
00:51:00we've already signed the contract.
00:51:01I don't mean to be pushy, Rabbi,
00:51:03but I really need that money by tomorrow midday.
00:51:07Justin, you know, when you make a donation,
00:51:09you're not actually supposed to ask for it back.
00:51:13I mean, what would your father say about this?
00:51:18I need the money, Rabbi.
00:51:21Let me give Roger a call.
00:51:23We'll see what he has to say about that.
00:51:25What's the guy's name, Barry?
00:51:28Barry, he is.
00:51:33I'll give him a call.
00:51:34Right.
00:51:37Excuse me.
00:51:38Sure.
00:51:43Justin Diamond, you hilarious boy.
00:51:48You driving a rental?
00:51:50No, man, it was a rental before I bought it.
00:51:52No way, this is a rental.
00:51:54This is a rental.
00:51:55You can smell it.
00:51:57This is too good.
00:52:00I don't see a bag of money.
00:52:02He said he gave it to the contractor, but...
00:52:05I don't know.
00:52:08I think the Rabbi just lied to me.
00:52:10Hey, hey, what are you...
00:52:11Toby, Toby.
00:52:13No, no, Toby, come on.
00:52:14Toby, Toby, just think about what you're doing.
00:52:17He's a Rabbi of the community.
00:52:18He's a degenerate, that's what he is.
00:52:24I'm telling you, I don't have it.
00:52:26Bullshit.
00:52:27I'm going to need that money back from you, Rabbi.
00:52:29I swear to you, I have given it to the contractor.
00:52:32That sounds like Boba Miser to me.
00:52:34Toby, please.
00:52:35I have a weak heart.
00:52:36Come on, Rabbi.
00:52:37Don't make me do this.
00:52:38Toby, Toby.
00:52:41Okay.
00:52:43I placed it on a bet.
00:52:45The truth will set you free.
00:52:46You placed it on a bet?
00:52:47Yes, I did.
00:52:48I placed it on a bet.
00:52:49You placed it on a bet?
00:52:50Yes, I did.
00:52:51I placed it on a bet.
00:52:52The truth will set you free.
00:52:53You placed it on a bet?
00:52:54What did I tell you, boy?
00:52:56Rabbi, are you okay?
00:52:58Get out of here, kid.
00:52:59Men are talking.
00:53:00I am a man.
00:53:01Get out!
00:53:04What about all the yates at Torv in Harasta?
00:53:06I've learned to accept that horse racing is a disease of the blood, Justin.
00:53:11I'm not proud of it.
00:53:12Rabbi, you bet a million rand on the horses.
00:53:15No, no, no, only half of that.
00:53:17The other half really is with the contractors.
00:53:19Only half of it, eh?
00:53:20And when's the race?
00:53:21Three o'clock.
00:53:23Today.
00:53:34Oh, you are the masterful disguise, eh?
00:53:41Yeah, so the two oaks have just come out and now they've picked up a rabbi.
00:53:45A rabbi?
00:53:47This is deeper than we thought, Janko.
00:53:48Don't lose him.
00:53:50Copy.
00:53:51All right.
00:53:57Right, who did you bet on, Rabbi?
00:53:59I put 480 on slew of gold and 18k on the kosher kid.
00:54:03Kosher kid?
00:54:04Of course you did.
00:54:07Rog, how's it?
00:54:09Davide!
00:54:10What are you betting today?
00:54:11No, we're here to stop a bet.
00:54:13You've been given stolen money and you know that's illegal.
00:54:15Is that right?
00:54:17Tell him, Rabbi.
00:54:18Rabbi Horowitz, shalom.
00:54:20We need to retract the bet, please.
00:54:22Guys, you know how this works.
00:54:23I can't cancel an hour before the race.
00:54:25It's in the system.
00:54:27Okay, okay.
00:54:28What are the odds on slew of gold?
00:54:29Three to one.
00:54:30And the kosher kid?
00:54:32Kosher kid, that's 55 to one, boy.
00:54:36What?
00:54:37Why'd you bet so much on a losing horse?
00:54:38Well, he's a member of the community.
00:54:39I always put 18k on him.
00:54:41Putting money on a donkey isn't a mitzvah, Rabbi.
00:54:45Okay, who are the top contenders?
00:54:47Dragonfly and Sparkling Water.
00:54:51Great jockey on Dragonfly.
00:54:53Yuan Furui.
00:54:54Yuan Furui?
00:54:55He's one of my clients.
00:54:56He just had a baby.
00:54:57Hey, Mazel Tov.
00:55:01I've got an idea.
00:55:04Whoa, whoa, whoa, Rabbi.
00:55:06Go talk to Furui.
00:55:07Tell him not to race.
00:55:10That's your idea?
00:55:12Convince him.
00:55:13It'll increase our odds.
00:55:14Oh, yeah, sure.
00:55:15I'll buy him a fucking cake.
00:55:16How am I supposed to do that, Toby?
00:55:18Ru, if you can convince people to buy your bullshit policies,
00:55:21you can convince him not to race.
00:55:23You are an excellent salesman, Justin.
00:55:26I'll go talk to the jockey of Sparkling Water.
00:55:28Twist his arm.
00:55:30So to speak.
00:55:33What should I do?
00:55:34Hang tight.
00:55:35And no more fucking bets.
00:55:37Pardon the cursing.
00:55:47Thank you.
00:55:55Anyone know where Vincent Kumai is?
00:55:57The jockey of Sparkling Water.
00:56:02Johan?
00:56:03Oh, thank God I caught you.
00:56:06Justin, what are you doing here?
00:56:07Well, I came as soon as I saw you race.
00:56:10Johan, I cannot let you go out there today.
00:56:12Sorry.
00:56:14Excuse me?
00:56:15Well, when I saw your name on the listing,
00:56:16I realized we never increased your life policy when the baby was born.
00:56:19Is that something we should have done?
00:56:21Is that something we...
00:56:23You have three beautiful children and a lovely wife, Danica.
00:56:26Thanks.
00:56:27Let's say you get hit by a bus.
00:56:29Or, even worse, fall off your horse.
00:56:32Now, your current life cover wouldn't meet your monthly bond payments.
00:56:36Your family would be forced out of their home.
00:56:39Yeah, I mean, you wouldn't want that, hey?
00:56:41Isn't that what my Dread and Disease cover's for?
00:56:43Yeah, no, absolutely, exactly.
00:56:45Which we haven't increased either.
00:56:47Look, I appreciate the concern, but...
00:56:49Can we set up a time next week?
00:56:51No, let's have it now.
00:56:53Johan.
00:57:07Vincent.
00:57:09Who wants to know?
00:57:10Ah, just a massive fan.
00:57:12Dovi Diamond.
00:57:13I'm a businessman with a passion for the sport.
00:57:15What are you offering, Dovi?
00:57:17I've got sponsors queuing out the door to get their labels on me.
00:57:19That's sweet, my bro.
00:57:21Huh?
00:57:24Listen.
00:57:25I can't let you go out there today.
00:57:30My booty has put a lot of money on Slughold.
00:57:33And I need to make sure that horse wins.
00:57:35Okay?
00:57:37Well, there's a lot of money riding on me and sparkling water.
00:57:40So I guess it's all going to come down to the race.
00:57:42Is that so?
00:57:47Fuck!
00:57:50How are you going to ride today?
00:57:51What the fuck, man?
00:57:52How are you going to ride today?
00:57:53Get off me!
00:57:54Vincent, leave!
00:57:55Vincent!
00:57:56Okay, I will race!
00:57:57Right!
00:58:00Okay, thank you.
00:58:02But I'm afraid, boy.
00:58:04I don't believe you.
00:58:05I don't believe you.
00:58:09Johan, as your broker, I can't let you go out there.
00:58:12Justin, you made your point, but I've got to go.
00:58:14What?
00:58:25Somebody help!
00:58:26Chuckie down!
00:58:27Chuckie down!
00:58:36Where are you going to do that?
00:58:43Afternoon, Rabbi.
00:58:46Afternoon.
00:58:54Who has beef with Forsy Ferrera?
00:58:56Who?
00:58:57Rabbi!
00:59:00Rabbi?
00:59:02Rabbi!
00:59:03Why?
00:59:05Why?
00:59:12How did it go?
00:59:14Got into his head.
00:59:15You?
00:59:16I'll break his hands.
00:59:17Shock news from the barrack, folks.
00:59:18We have last-minute replacement jockeys on dragonfly and slew gold,
00:59:21opening this race up with all kinds of possibilities.
00:59:24Shame, man.
00:59:25Wonder what happened.
00:59:26Yeah, good to hear.
00:59:27The contenders are lined up at the starting gate, set for the start,
00:59:30and away they go, and racing from the 1,400-meter mark.
00:59:33Come on, slew gold.
00:59:37Come on, run, man!
00:59:38Run, you fuck!
00:59:41No!
00:59:42What's going on?
00:59:44Come on, slew gold!
00:59:45Come on!
00:59:50No, no, no!
00:59:53What?
00:59:56Oh, that's impossible.
00:59:59What are the odds on kosher kid?
01:00:0155 to 1.
01:00:03What's 18k times 55?
01:00:05I'm a lot.
01:00:06One million rand.
01:00:08Thank you, cloth.
01:00:09Thanks for your business, Rudge.
01:00:12What happened to Rabbi Horowitz?
01:00:14I don't know.
01:00:22Adios, Banderas.
01:00:33Okay.
01:01:03Million bucks, boy.
01:01:34Hey, you got all these here.
01:01:42He was younger than I am now when he died.
01:01:44A heart attack at 45.
01:01:46That's just bad luck.
01:01:47That's because they weren't checking cholesterol twice a year back then.
01:01:51Today, he would have been on statins and lived a long life.
01:01:55When last did you check yours?
01:01:58I don't know.
01:01:59Jesus, Tovey.
01:02:00It could be a walking heart attack right now.
01:02:03You ought to check it at least once a year.
01:02:09He loved you.
01:02:12And you.
01:02:13I wasn't cut from the same cloth as the old geezer.
01:02:17You, on the other hand.
01:02:19We'd be proud of you.
01:02:23We all are.
01:02:33Those aren't supposed to be me.
01:02:37You know, they should never have arrested you when you crashed that car, dog.
01:02:41You were just a kid.
01:02:42Oh, that was an expensive sports car, boy.
01:02:45I would have pressed charges too if some little shit had crashed it.
01:02:48Jesus, that was a party, eh?
01:02:50Fucking hell, we were wasted.
01:02:52You were the most wasted.
01:02:54Dad had just died and you were really going for it.
01:02:56I think I drank a whole bottle of tequila that night, you know.
01:03:00I remember running outside and you were in the driver's seat.
01:03:04Jeez, and that car was totaled, eh?
01:03:10What the fuck is this?
01:03:30I'm going to escape.
01:03:52Now, which one of you boys is Dovey Diamond?
01:03:55What? You don't recognise me?
01:03:58Fuck!
01:03:59How's it? I'm Justin Diamond, wellness and medical aid broker.
01:04:02Shut up.
01:04:03I didn't ask for your fucking life story, okay?
01:04:06Now, one of you better explain to me, politely,
01:04:09why you've been after Vorce Ferreira's daughter.
01:04:11Vorce Ferreira?
01:04:13Are you fucking kidding me?
01:04:15Who's Vorce Ferreira?
01:04:16This looks Buda Mafia, he's fucking deeper than steady.
01:04:19Fuck, man!
01:04:20Will you stop doing that?
01:04:22Why did you attack Cindy?
01:04:23It was a misunderstanding, okay?
01:04:25We tried to intimidate my bud's girlfriend.
01:04:27No, she's not my girlfriend.
01:04:28And my guy's got the address wrong.
01:04:30Tell Vorce we're sorry.
01:04:32Yeah, I mean, we didn't mean to kill her.
01:04:34Oh, fuck!
01:04:35Will you stop doing that, please?
01:04:37You fucking fucks fucked with a powerful man's daughter.
01:04:39Obviously that means you're trying to send him a message, right?
01:04:42So why don't you give me that message
01:04:44before I really start fucking hurting you?
01:04:46Okay, okay.
01:04:47We've got a message for Vorce, yeah.
01:04:50We do?
01:04:51Yeah.
01:04:52It's in the top drawer there, in an envelope.
01:04:54You've got an actual message for him?
01:04:56Yeah.
01:04:57Oh, like on a paper?
01:04:58Yeah, from our boss, just in case, you know,
01:05:00Vorce's people are out.
01:05:02What, like handwriting or type?
01:05:04Why don't we just let them talk on the phone, hey?
01:05:06Our boss likes to transact in writing, Justin.
01:05:09You know this?
01:05:10No, no, no, no, no, no.
01:05:12Okay.
01:05:14Show me.
01:05:16Okay, yeah.
01:05:17Okay.
01:05:19Over here.
01:05:20Okay.
01:05:21Over here.
01:05:24Hi.
01:05:27Huh?
01:05:29Up, bands.
01:05:32Yeah.
01:05:36Where is it?
01:05:38The top drawer.
01:05:39In the back.
01:05:40Yeah.
01:05:41The brown envelope.
01:05:51In here.
01:05:55Yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah.
01:05:56At the back.
01:06:01This?
01:06:02Yeah.
01:06:03It's the anthrax in here.
01:06:05Just open the envelope.
01:06:06There's a message, okay?
01:06:07I'm gonna put my mouth on it.
01:06:08If I taste anything, you're fucking gone.
01:06:13Come on, boy.
01:06:15Come on, boy.
01:06:26Son of a bitch.
01:06:27You're a son of a bitch.
01:06:35Fuck.
01:06:37What now, huh?
01:06:38Yeah!
01:06:39Freeze!
01:06:45Put the gun down, sunshine.
01:06:48Don't put the gun down, Justin.
01:06:51Don't push me, man.
01:06:53I'm dangerous.
01:06:54Do you even know that thing works?
01:06:55Huh?
01:06:58You don't have it in you.
01:06:59I don't, huh?
01:07:00I don't, huh?
01:07:02How do you like it when I be-
01:07:11Very classy, boy.
01:07:14What the fuck?
01:07:28This sucks a real jack out.
01:07:34Jesus, Toby, I just killed a man.
01:07:36Yeah.
01:07:37The first kill is always a hard one.
01:07:42Okay, let's get to work with this.
01:07:43Toby, what the fuck are you doing?
01:07:45I'm cutting up the body, Justin.
01:07:47You can't just chop him up right here in your office, Toby.
01:07:50I put down a drop sheet.
01:07:52We gotta call the cops to sort this out.
01:07:54You shot the guy in the face, boy.
01:07:55Okay, that's gonna be a tough one to explain.
01:07:59It'll be as easy as cutting up a chicken.
01:08:01Eight pieces.
01:08:03No, no, no, fuck it, Toby.
01:08:04Please, please.
01:08:05There's gotta be another way.
01:08:07Something less fucking hectic than this.
01:08:09We could bury him.
01:08:11But digging hole's a real schlep, boy.
01:08:13It's fine, it's fine.
01:08:14Absolutely fine.
01:08:15Fine, I'll do it.
01:08:16I'll dig.
01:08:17Just more like this, man.
01:08:23Actually, there is another way.
01:08:29He's got no fucking brains, but his head's so fucking heavy.
01:08:32I need to take a break.
01:08:33No, no, no, no, no, no.
01:08:34Keep on moving, keep on moving.
01:08:35Okay, okay.
01:08:36Here we go.
01:08:37Here we go.
01:08:42Since when do you own a boat?
01:08:44Since I wanted off Donkey Smith with the royal flush.
01:08:47Does mom know about this?
01:08:49Yeah, of course.
01:08:50I've taken her out a couple of times.
01:08:51She loves to see you.
01:08:52No, I mean, does mom know you spelt her name wrong?
01:08:56Did I?
01:08:58No.
01:08:59No.
01:09:00No.
01:09:01No.
01:09:03No.
01:09:05No.
01:09:22Right.
01:09:23This should be far enough.
01:09:24Arbormaster won't find us here.
01:09:25Fucking oak butts, my bones.
01:09:29That should do.
01:09:30I must take the plastic off.
01:09:31I don't want the bubbles to bring him back to the surface.
01:09:37Shit.
01:09:39What?
01:09:40I forgot the bricks.
01:09:41I haven't done a body drop for such a long time.
01:09:44Put that around his ankles.
01:09:45We'll just have to improvise.
01:09:49There we go.
01:09:50Time to the anchor.
01:09:52Right.
01:09:53Make a solid knot there.
01:09:54Give me the other end, boy.
01:09:56Right over left and left over right.
01:09:57Reef notch.
01:09:58Okay.
01:09:59Let's get this fucker out of here.
01:10:02Okay.
01:10:03One.
01:10:04Two.
01:10:05Three.
01:10:06I think I'm going to get a hernia.
01:10:11Rest in peace, you scary ginger fuck.
01:10:19Shit.
01:10:24Let him go, you fuck.
01:10:26Fuck you.
01:10:27Just let go of the fucking bag.
01:10:28Let go of the bag.
01:10:30Let go of the bag, would you?
01:10:32God.
01:10:33Let go of the bag, man.
01:10:42I got you, boy.
01:10:47Fuck this up.
01:10:52Holy shit, dog.
01:10:53Must have had a skull graze.
01:10:56Oh, my God.
01:10:57Got the money.
01:10:58I think the money's gone.
01:10:59Justin, the money is gone.
01:11:01I've been doing ice baths for years.
01:11:02My body can withstand these temperatures.
01:11:04Don't worry.
01:11:05I can do this.
01:11:06Okay.
01:11:12Oh, my God.
01:11:13It's fucking freezing.
01:11:14Jesus, fuck.
01:11:15Get me out of here.
01:11:22Sorry about the money, boy.
01:11:25And your neck, too.
01:11:27You should probably see a doctor about that.
01:11:32We'll make a plan.
01:11:33Just...
01:11:35We'll figure it out.
01:11:36Yeah.
01:11:40Okay, boy.
01:11:41Thank you.
01:11:58Oh, my God.
01:12:16Nat?
01:12:18Hey.
01:12:19What are you doing in there?
01:12:20Nothing.
01:12:22Jesus.
01:12:23What happened to you?
01:12:25Came off a mountain bike.
01:12:27That's it.
01:12:29Yeah.
01:12:30You look a little flustered.
01:12:32Were you doing yoga in there or something?
01:12:35Yes.
01:12:36I was.
01:12:38You didn't tell me you were riding.
01:12:40It was a last-minute cycle thing into Kai.
01:12:43You know, with Gary.
01:12:45Gary was there.
01:12:47Oh.
01:12:50Okay, well, I'm going to go to bed.
01:12:51Did you get a haircut or something?
01:12:53No.
01:12:58Patient.
01:13:01No.
01:13:03Oh, that sounds different.
01:13:06I mean, you look, um...
01:13:11You look great.
01:13:14You look, uh...
01:13:16You look really great.
01:13:23Not really in the mood.
01:13:27Good night.
01:13:40Nah, dude.
01:13:41Let me tell you about this chick.
01:13:42Was fucking smoking, man.
01:13:45So what?
01:13:46Did you bang her or what?
01:13:47I mean, I tried.
01:13:48Well, call her up and ask if she has any friends.
01:13:50Bring her over to Jordan's party this weekend.
01:13:52He bought, like, 12 kgs of beer.
01:13:54And he's got a big jump in car, so...
01:13:56Hang on, I'll call you back.
01:14:14Oh, shit.
01:14:15Shit.
01:14:26Shit.
01:14:41Fuck!
01:14:45Help!
01:14:47Help!
01:14:50Fuck!
01:14:56Where did you park the scooter?
01:14:59Just tell me the colour, man.
01:15:02Ah, fuck it.
01:15:21What?
01:15:22Jess, I've been giving it some thought, boy.
01:15:24There's a way we can do this which is totally legal.
01:15:27No more dodgy shit.
01:15:28I'm sending you an address.
01:15:29Meet me there in an hour, okay?
01:15:32Or don't.
01:15:33And let that chick post that video and ruin your life.
01:15:36It's a tough situation you got yourself into.
01:15:38Have you tried killing her?
01:15:39No, I'm not.
01:15:41I thought we were gonna do this the legal way.
01:15:42We are, we are.
01:15:43He's just joking, boy.
01:15:45Roland Dacre, the best lawyer in the country.
01:15:47Hey, listen.
01:15:49Fact of the matter is this.
01:15:50Extortion is an illegal act.
01:15:52Extortion is an illegal act.
01:15:53Alright, now.
01:15:55If we can prove that this is what this chick is doing to you.
01:15:58Wham, bam, boogie.
01:15:59We file a restraining order against her.
01:16:02Okay, yeah, that sounds promising.
01:16:04Tell me something, Justin.
01:16:05Have you got any text messages, recorded conversations
01:16:08that we can use to prove that she's been doing this?
01:16:12Well, there's a video.
01:16:15What kind of video?
01:16:17Hmm.
01:16:21I've never done it on a pilates ball before, boy.
01:16:23Looks like it gives you some thrust there.
01:16:25Shut up, Toby.
01:16:26No, no, hey, just, just, just.
01:16:27This is good, very good.
01:16:28This is exactly what we need now.
01:16:30What we do is we take those text messages
01:16:32that she's been sending you.
01:16:33Together with this, we file a restraining order against her.
01:16:36If she leaks anything, my friends,
01:16:39she goes bouncing off to jail.
01:16:41Simple as that.
01:16:42Really?
01:16:44Great.
01:16:46This is very good.
01:16:49Very good.
01:16:50If you don't think I've got what it takes to go through with this,
01:16:52then you're wrong, because I've got what it takes.
01:16:54That sex video that you made of us
01:16:56is proof that you're trying to extort me,
01:16:59which is illegal.
01:17:00So, either you do exactly what I say,
01:17:04or you're going to prison, Mariko.
01:17:06Do you understand?
01:17:14I don't want to go to jail, Justin.
01:17:18I'll die in jail.
01:17:20Do you want me to die?
01:17:23I was just, I was just so cross, you know,
01:17:25and I didn't want to lose you.
01:17:27I need you to delete that video of your phone,
01:17:29of your laptop, of all your tech, right now.
01:17:32I can't, Justin.
01:17:33It's in the cloud.
01:17:34You can't delete anything from the cloud.
01:17:36Uh, yeah, no, you can.
01:17:38Just give me a phone.
01:17:40Uh, yeah, no, you can.
01:17:42Just give me a phone.
01:17:43My parents were so excited to meet you.
01:17:46And, and I just, I just, I told them,
01:17:51I told them I was in love with you.
01:17:55I'm fucking in love with you, Justin.
01:18:01Oh, come on.
01:18:02Oh, oh, yeah, okay.
01:18:05It's okay, it's best for both of us.
01:18:08Come on.
01:18:11Oh, oh, no, no, no, no, Marika, Marika,
01:18:13no, no, Marika, Marika, no, no, no.
01:18:15Enough!
01:18:21I'm not fucking losing you.
01:18:23I'm not fucking losing you!
01:18:25Oh!
01:18:26What are you doing, Marika?
01:18:27Oh!
01:18:28Ow, ow, ow, ow!
01:18:29No, no, fuck, fuck, fuck, fuck.
01:18:30No, no, you're drawing blood, Marika.
01:18:31You're drawing blood.
01:18:32Marika.
01:18:33Marika.
01:18:36I didn't realise you had a client.
01:18:41No, we just finished.
01:18:43Yeah.
01:18:44Thank you, Marika, for that session.
01:18:47I've deleted my appointment from your calendar,
01:18:50so if you could delete all my appointments from your calendar,
01:18:53that would be great.
01:18:54Yes, absolutely.
01:18:57I will see you next week.
01:18:59When you see me.
01:19:04Don't tell me she bit you.
01:19:05She bit me.
01:19:06Wow!
01:19:08She really caught her crazy there, boy.
01:19:11But...
01:19:12she agreed.
01:19:19But you, um...
01:19:21you've only had my back, Toby.
01:19:24Make it all soft on you a bit more.
01:19:25No, I'm not.
01:19:26It's just...
01:19:34Oh, shit.
01:19:35I'm going to be late for my press.
01:19:36Oh, yeah.
01:19:51I know what you're thinking.
01:19:53I'm not fit enough for the prime programme.
01:19:55I'll never reach gold status.
01:19:57Let me tell you,
01:19:58nine years ago,
01:20:00I was exactly where you are now.
01:20:02And you know what?
01:20:03I didn't reach gold status.
01:20:05I reached diamond status.
01:20:07And I've been diamond status every year since.
01:20:14First things first, get yourself a smart watch.
01:20:16This is a Garmin Fenix 7X.
01:20:19It's an absolute beast,
01:20:20but any old smart watch will do.
01:20:22And when your watch tells you to move,
01:20:25you move.
01:20:28Ah!
01:20:29Oh!
01:20:39Ah!
01:20:41Ah!
01:20:44No!
01:20:45Stop!
01:20:46No!
01:20:47Leave me!
01:20:48Leave!
01:20:50Justin, it's Sam. What the hell is going on? The phones are going crazy. All your clients
01:20:57are pulling their portfolios because of some viral video. Call me when you get this.
01:21:10Natalie?
01:21:12Nats?
01:21:17Nats!
01:21:21Nats!
01:21:22Oh shit!
01:21:25Natalie?
01:21:29Nats!
01:21:30Stop it, I'm in here!
01:21:38What's going on?
01:21:39Why are you breaking down the door?
01:21:45Is that Antonio Banderas?
01:21:50Are you fucking this thing?
01:21:53What if I am?
01:21:55Okay. Okay. Why?
01:21:59Because, Justin, him and I have intimacy, okay?
01:22:03Which is something that you and I have not had in a very long time.
01:22:06I know. I know I've been neglectful of you and I want that to change, Natalie.
01:22:12I don't want to keep you at arm's length anymore, okay?
01:22:14Fuck, I've got so much to tell you.
01:22:15Why is my phone going mad?
01:22:17No, no, no, Natalie. Don't look at the phone. Look at me, Natalie.
01:22:21What the fuck am I looking at?
01:22:23I can explain almost everything.
01:22:26Oh my God.
01:22:28Natalie.
01:22:29I fucking knew it.
01:22:31I can explain.
01:22:32You need to get out of this house right now.
01:22:35No, let's talk about it.
01:22:36Get the fuck out.
01:22:38Okay, you need to calm down. Don't kick me.
01:22:41Go!
01:22:42Oh.
01:22:46Oh, God.
01:23:02Stop.
01:23:03Bouncy.
01:23:04Stop.
01:23:05What the hell did you just do, boy?
01:23:07You showed your bouncy video to a pecked auditorium.
01:23:10Why?
01:23:11Why?
01:23:14Oh, shit, boy. You just fucked it all up.
01:23:19Okay, cool, cool, cool. We can get on top of this.
01:23:20We'll speak to my Russian friend Yuri.
01:23:22You can hack into the WhatsApp server, take the video down with a virus, whatever.
01:23:25It will cost a couple of grand, but, you know.
01:23:28In the meantime, you just deny, deny, deny.
01:23:32We'll say it's AI or some shit.
01:23:34I mean, you've seen that video with Will Smith and the spaghetti.
01:23:37They can do anything these days.
01:23:38It's not you in the video.
01:23:40Fake news, Mark.
01:23:41Shut up, Dovey.
01:23:43You stupid fuck.
01:23:44Do you not get it? Huh?
01:23:46Do you not get this?
01:23:48This is on you.
01:23:50I asked you a simple, simple favor.
01:23:52It was so simple.
01:23:53You just talk to her and you scare her.
01:23:55But, no, you hand it over to some other fucking idiots.
01:23:58And not only do you get the address wrong,
01:24:00you killed an innocent woman, Dovey.
01:24:03I'm sorry.
01:24:04Fuck your sorry.
01:24:07I never want to see you again.
01:24:11Never.
01:24:14No wonder Dad hated you, huh?
01:24:41Fuck!
01:24:50The other brother.
01:24:52Take me to him.
01:24:53Yeah.
01:25:09Hey.
01:25:10Justin.
01:25:12Justin time for tea.
01:25:16Cheesecake?
01:25:18Yeah, sure.
01:25:19Mmm.
01:25:21I am so looking forward to Rathbat Mitzvah.
01:25:27Look, Mom.
01:25:31There's something I need to tell you before you hear from someone else.
01:25:39I, um,
01:25:41I cheated on Natalie.
01:25:44Hey.
01:25:45And, um,
01:25:46and, um,
01:25:47there's a,
01:25:48there's a really embarrassing video going around, so
01:25:52I'm sorry if you see that.
01:25:53Oh, Justin.
01:25:56First you crash a car at that house party and now you do this.
01:25:59No, Mom. You're confused.
01:26:02I didn't crash the car. Dovey crashed the car.
01:26:04No, Justin.
01:26:06It was you.
01:26:12Dovey pulled you out of the crash.
01:26:16And he got in the front seat.
01:26:22He took the blame for you.
01:26:26Why would he do that?
01:26:28Because he was the black sheep and you were the golden boy.
01:26:34But he was arrested for that, Mom.
01:26:38He went to jail.
01:26:41His life's never been the same since then.
01:26:43Jesus.
01:26:44I failed Dad.
01:26:45I destroyed the family's name.
01:26:47I only think your father was a hero.
01:26:50Believe me,
01:26:51he had his flaws,
01:26:53including a string of affairs that everyone knew about,
01:26:56including that bitch Schlesinger.
01:27:00Justin,
01:27:02I want to tell you something.
01:27:05Your father died 25 years ago.
01:27:08You don't have to live your life for him.
01:27:11You've already made the diamond name proud.
01:27:31Give me that.
01:27:32Dude.
01:27:33It's kind of my signature beanie, though.
01:27:35I'm actually part of this crew called...
01:27:37You always talk so much.
01:27:38I'm actually part of this crew called...
01:27:39You always talk so much.
01:27:40When I get a little bit nervous and anxious, I tend to like...
01:27:43Shut the fuck up.
01:27:56Dobie?
01:27:58Dobie!
01:28:00Dobie!
01:28:01Hey, hey, hey.
01:28:02Dobie, what the fuck happened?
01:28:04Dobie, man.
01:28:05Dobie, what the...
01:28:07Jesus.
01:28:11Jesus, bro.
01:28:13Why didn't you tell me, man?
01:28:15Why didn't you tell me you took the hit for the accident?
01:28:17Your mom told you.
01:28:18Yeah, mom told me.
01:28:20You didn't have to do that, man.
01:28:22Hey?
01:28:23Why would you do that?
01:28:25You're my brother.
01:28:30Come here.
01:28:31Oh.
01:28:32Oh.
01:28:35How are you still alive?
01:28:38Locked and loaded, boy.
01:28:39Never leave home without it.
01:28:41Does it hurt when I do that?
01:28:42Fuck off.
01:28:44Fuck.
01:28:47We'd better get moving before that cunt is still alive and he's heading to your house.
01:28:51What?
01:28:53Babe, I just heard about Justin.
01:28:55Fuck that gore and that Pilates ball.
01:28:57Fuck him, too.
01:28:58Fuck him.
01:29:02You're twice the man he'll ever be.
01:29:12What the...
01:29:18Fuck yes.
01:29:21Horsey.
01:29:23Justice has been served.
01:29:25Good job, Hector. I'll come home.
01:29:27Copy.
01:29:32Justin, you're caught.
01:29:34Surrender.
01:29:35I fucking knew it.
01:29:40Fuck.
01:29:43Where's the sack?
01:29:44Out there!
01:29:48Now you boys are gonna get...
01:29:56Don't think he's got a fucking machine gun.
01:29:58It's an Uzi. Israeli technology.
01:30:02Yes, please, is that the police?
01:30:04Yes, there's an intruder in our house.
01:30:06It's the Blue Beanie Gang.
01:30:09I'm going, boy.
01:30:10Distract him.
01:30:17What the fuck was that?
01:30:19A distraction?
01:30:23Don't move!
01:30:24Fuck!
01:30:30You...
01:30:31You're a real fucking puss, huh?
01:30:34What is this?
01:30:36This is gonna fucking hurt.
01:30:41Jesus Yikes.
01:30:44Leave my brother the fuck alone.
01:30:55Fuck!
01:31:03Fucking...
01:31:04Is it?
01:31:08Not so shiny now, you diamond puss.
01:31:12You fucked with the wrong people, Justin.
01:31:18It's time to say goodnight, my sweet boy.
01:31:25Oh, yeah.
01:31:27What the fuck is this thing?
01:31:34Toby?
01:31:36Don't, Toby.
01:31:37Toby, come on.
01:31:39Why are you always getting shot, my boy?
01:31:41Don't start.
01:31:43Hey.
01:31:45Justin?
01:31:46How's it, babe?
01:31:48There's a lot of blood.
01:31:49Blood?
01:31:52What the fuck?
01:32:20Toby.
01:32:22Is he dead?
01:32:23He's fine.
01:32:24He just doesn't have medical aid, so...
01:32:26they put him in a communal ward.
01:32:41I know I fucked up, Nance.
01:32:43So does the whole of Cape Town.
01:32:50I'm sorry, Nance.
01:32:54I'm so sorry.
01:32:57I don't want to lose you.
01:32:59I don't...
01:33:00I don't want to lose the kids.
01:33:05Look, when...
01:33:07Banderas got shot in the head,
01:33:09there was this moment where I thought...
01:33:12it could have been you.
01:33:15And I just felt so...
01:33:19empty.
01:33:21You know?
01:33:23All of a sudden,
01:33:24I wouldn't have anything to live for.
01:33:29Nance.
01:33:30No, I mean it in a negative way, Justin.
01:33:32Like,
01:33:33my entire adult life
01:33:35has revolved around you
01:33:37and Team Diamond.
01:33:38Which is basically just another way of saying Team Justin.
01:33:41Let's face it.
01:33:44I'm resigning.
01:33:47I'm off the team.
01:33:50How long will you...
01:33:52be off the team for?
01:33:55I don't know.
01:34:19I'm sorry.
01:34:43After months of multiple break-ins,
01:34:45we are happy to announce
01:34:47that the leader of the Blue Beanie Gang
01:34:49has been apprehended and killed.
01:34:52Henkoo for Mark's terror of the Fresne neighborhood
01:34:55was put to an end
01:34:56in a robbery gone wrong
01:34:58by local hero, Justin Diamond.
01:35:00Can you tell us exactly what happened?
01:35:02Well, I got home and I found him in my house.
01:35:04He was trying to hurt my wife, Natalie.
01:35:07And I pushed him over.
01:35:09I managed to climb on top of him.
01:35:11And then he stabbed me.
01:35:13Yeah.
01:35:15And...
01:35:17Well, luckily, Dobby was there to save us.
01:35:20Dobby? Who is that?
01:35:22Dobby Diamond.
01:35:23My brother.
01:35:24Yeah.
01:35:25He's the real hero here.
01:35:27I'm Cathy Winter,
01:35:29reporting live from Meadow Hill.
01:35:35Mr Diamond.
01:35:36I'm glad I caught you.
01:35:38I mean, you were famous before all these shenanigans.
01:35:40I mean, 10 years Diamond status.
01:35:42Wow.
01:35:43But now you are kind of a local hero.
01:35:45I'm glad you got your whole family around you for this
01:35:47because this is one hell of a big moment.
01:35:50You ready?
01:35:51Yeah.
01:35:5810 years Diamond status.
01:36:00Wow.
01:36:01I've only seen like three of these in my lifetime.
01:36:03You're part of a very select group.
01:36:05Fewer men have walked on the moon.
01:36:07With this award, you'll be entitled to a lifetime of discounts
01:36:09of up to 35% of all flights, hotels and groceries.
01:36:13It's an active group helping us.
01:36:15Mind if I take a selfie?
01:36:17Go ahead.
01:36:18Okay, can you get your kids out of the way?
01:36:19Get out, sorry.
01:36:20It's good, man.
01:36:21Nice story.
01:36:24My name's Justin Diamond.
01:36:26And you know what gets me up first thing every morning?
01:36:31It's my family.
01:36:35Bye guys.
01:36:36Bye.
01:36:37And even though things aren't what I thought they'd be,
01:36:40maybe an imperfect life is actually a perfect one.
01:36:46Look, I'm not going to sit here and tell you to chase points
01:36:49because that shit will drive you crazy.
01:36:51I can't, I'm turning around.
01:36:53All you need is a basic hospital plan and some savings.
01:36:58Because at the end of the day,
01:37:00it's really your family that's most important.
01:37:02So that's where you should be spending your money and your time.
01:37:07Thank you for your honesty.
01:37:10I want you to invest all of this in your best policies.
01:37:15It's for my family.
01:37:36I've got you, man.
01:37:39I've got you, man.
01:37:42My steps are bouncing from the start.
01:37:48Follow the rhythm at the end of my heart.
01:37:53No wavering up when I'm feeling down.
01:37:57Because I've got you, man.
01:38:00I've got you, man.
01:38:07Which way around am I to go?
01:38:13Follow the light inside that I've come to know.
01:38:19You pull me up when I'm falling down.
01:38:23Because I've got you, babe.
01:38:26I've got you, babe.
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