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Frasier Season 7 Episode 22 Dark Side Of The Moon

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00:00here it's two bunnies clawing each other to death over a lima bean
00:09forgive me dr mccaskill but this game seems rather silly well i understand how you might
00:15feel that way but it's helpful to me now last one it's a woman okay then
00:26she's skinning a pigeon with a hatchet
00:30are we done now i think we still have some work to do i just don't think there's any good reason
00:42for me to be here the judge felt differently oh what does he know saying i need anger management
00:50i'm not an angry person i never have been daphne wasn't it anger that led you to cause that four
00:56car accident oh yes but i was provoked into that i'm not angry anymore well there may be a level
01:05of emotion you're not entirely in touch with let's talk about your life in general you said
01:12you had a fiance yes donny he's a wonderful generous man in fact he did the sweetest
01:21thing for me last week totally out of the blue welcome to your shower honey
01:34oh my god you're trembling yes well i'm absolutely blown away oh come on daphne
01:40you were onto us no really you had me completely fooled
01:45oh we may have an even bigger surprise for you later on oh yes but first things first let's get
01:52you some champagne i'm not usually much for surprise parties but i can see how much trouble
02:00donnie went to he invited all my friends made the food even planned some games we played this
02:08one game where everyone's in groups then each group dresses one person in a bridal gown made
02:15out of toilet paper i can't remember what it's called toilet paper bridal gown yes that's it
02:23have you played i'm familiar with it then you know as the bride i had to judge which
02:31group made the best dress while another woman was in charge of time stop right now
02:40disqualified designers present your rise team a
02:49very nice donny team b we're not finished yet you shouldn't have spent so much time with the
02:58sketches team z where's team z team z time
03:12you'll notice that i used the quilted variety for the bodice and the edging on the veil
03:19well you all look fantastic but i think we have a winner team c
03:28oh donny i'm sorry holly it's not your fault i should have been more radiant
03:37definitely listen if there happens to be another game that we play do you think you could arrange
03:41for me to be on the same team as your friend holly there oh we developed a little crush
03:45halfway as a matter of fact i have just that i've had much of a chance to get to speak with her at
03:51well i'll do what i can but i'm not really in charge here
03:56all right people next game bridal charades
04:04ross you know someday you're going to make a beautiful bride
04:07of course your dress won't be made out of toilet paper or be white
04:12yes
04:16daphne your big surprise has arrived now this is someone that i know that you are dying to see
04:25your parents no not till next week
04:29my mother you know someone good my brother your favorite brother
04:37um michael well nigel david hello thirsty man waiting out here simon
04:57okay hello daftly come here
05:08everyone this is my brother simon
05:13oh stilts aren't you a sight stilts growing up i was a bit tall for my age giant like she was on
05:22stilt they follow you simon yeah right well it's nice to meet you all especially whichever one's
05:30the bartender that would be me oh and a pretty little bartender you are right this way off to
05:38you oh lava won't be on you anyway i just love your accent it's so sophisticated
05:57oh boy i really screwed up didn't i isn't steven the favorite brother even i knew that i barely
06:04listened to her i know i know i got the names mixed up but you have mentioned simon too
06:10yes a freeload who just sits around the house drinking beer all day
06:14well that's a lot of people you're retired
06:21you have such a dirty mind and that would be a terrible thing to waste
06:27ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha Simon this is Dr. Fraser crane and his father
06:40these are the people i work for and you've met my fiance donnie oh thanks for flying me up right
06:46yeah about that didn't it seem unusual to you when he called you my favorite brother
06:52Now that you mention it, it did strike my ears a bit hard, you being so partial to Stephen.
07:00But then I thought, women change their minds all the time. Brothers fall in and out of favour.
07:07Maybe it's my turn. And good thing too, as it was an especially good time for me to get out of England.
07:15God, he talks just like a prince.
07:22So, Simon, where are you staying?
07:30Thanks, mate. Donny says that Frasier's offered to put me up.
07:34Yes, well, I mean, when he told me that he was inviting Daphne's favourite brother, I didn't hesitate.
07:39Of course, well, the sad truth is we don't really have a bed for you.
07:43Oh, a couch will suit me just fine.
07:45Well, I mean, you wouldn't really be comfortable there for more than a day or two.
07:50Oh, don't worry about that. I once slept on a couch for three months before I even realised it pulled out.
07:57The main thing is that I spend as much time as possible with my baby sister!
08:05Simon, look what you did!
08:09It was my absolute favourite dress, one I saved for special occasions.
08:14He wasn't in the door five minutes before he ruined it.
08:18And yet you still felt responsible for putting him up.
08:22I didn't have much choice. If I turned him out, I'd never hear the end of it from Mum.
08:27I'm hearing that your relatives are a source of some anger for you.
08:31So? Aren't yours?
08:33Well, they might be if I still talk to any of them.
08:41Anyway, I can see how your brother's presence was adding stress,
08:48but what I'm not sure of is how you got from there to causing a four-car pile-up.
08:54Well, things got much more difficult once Simon settled into the house.
09:04Good evening, Dr Crane. I hope you had a pleasant day.
09:09Where's Simon?
09:14I think he's out with Mr Crane again. They seem to have taken quite a shine to each other.
09:20Simon's introduced him to rugby.
09:23Yes, I really must thank him for that.
09:26After all, poor Dad, before he came, had no sport to watch between the hours of 2 and 6 a.m.
09:37You happen to see the kitchen this morning?
09:39Yes, I guess they got some take-out.
09:42It looked like a Kung Pao bomb went off.
09:47I still have Mooshu stuck in the tread of my driving moccasins.
09:55I'm sorry Simon's been such an imposition, but he's leaving soon.
10:00He's decided to tour the West Coast until the wedding.
10:03Oh, Lord, that's a relief.
10:05Yes.
10:07Oh, by the by, I invited my friend Holly over for drinks tonight.
10:13Maybe you could join us?
10:15Might give you two an opportunity to get better acquainted.
10:19Daphne, if you're offering up your attractive friend as some sort of a peace offering, well, then I accept.
10:25Perhaps I'd better go and make myself irresistible.
10:28Well, you won't have time for much. She's on her way now.
10:30Oh, there's probably better that way. You know, give her a fighting chance.
10:38Mr. Crane, I thought you were out with Simon?
10:40No, just getting.
10:42Then where's Simon?
10:43Daphne!
10:46Your brother is in my bed.
10:48Nude!
10:51Simon, no! Get out of Dr. Crane's room!
10:55Oh, that poor guy probably just needed a nap.
10:59It's the jet lag. Couple of days and he'll be on our time.
11:02Couple more days and he'll be on our sidewalk.
11:06Sorry about that. I'm a bit sleepy today.
11:10I think I'm coming down with a cold.
11:20Nothing another night of drinking won't cure, I'm sure.
11:24Well, let's hope.
11:28Is that my robe you're wearing?
11:30Yeah, yeah. You want it back?
11:32No, no.
11:33It's all right. I got shorts underneath.
11:36Are those my shorts?
11:38I didn't think you'd mind. I found them on the bathroom floor.
11:43Look, if you need to lie down, you can use my room.
11:47Yeah, all right. Don't forget to wake me for dinner, will you?
11:50I woke you for lunch, didn't I?
11:52Yeah, right.
11:56Oh, dear God. That'll be Holly. Death.
11:58Please, make yourself scarce.
12:04Ah, Holly. Hello.
12:06Hello.
12:07Hello.
12:09Ah, Holly. Hello again.
12:11Hello, Dr. Crane. Nice to see you again.
12:13Yes, yes. Oh, please, call me Fraser. Come on in.
12:16Hi, Holly. I'm glad you could make it.
12:18Me too. My boss can be such a pain.
12:21Oh, too bad.
12:23This one here keeps me in stitches all day long.
12:28Walka-walka.
12:33Let me bring you some drinks.
12:36Oh, no, no, no. Let me get them.
12:38Could you keep Holly company?
12:40All right.
12:41Well, Holly, please, have a seat.
12:44Gosh, you know, we didn't really get much of a chance to talk at the shower,
12:49but let me see. You're in the music business, aren't you?
12:53Yes. Right now I'm planning a reggae festival on Mercer Island.
12:58Oh, well, I'll have to remind myself to take the Rasta ferry over and catch it.
13:04Oh.
13:10Fraser just told the cutest little joke.
13:13Oh, I'm sorry. I came back as quickly as I could.
13:19I just remembered I left a tray of hors d'oeuvre on the kitchen counter.
13:22Oh, no. Let me, Daphne. I'm not going to let you wait on me all night.
13:26Oh, thank you.
13:29Oh, me.
13:30Well?
13:32Well, I like her, actually. You know, I think she likes me, too.
13:35So are you going to rush her out?
13:37Oh, no, no, no, Daphne.
13:39You can't rush things with a girl like Holly.
13:42After all, she's the kind of girl you just don't do that to.
13:45You know, she has to be wooed.
13:47You know, to be honest, this is the part of the dance that excites me the most.
13:53You know, the coy verbal volleys, the subtle body language,
14:00the probing glances as we explore our mutual passion.
14:06Um, that jacket you're wearing might be a bit too conservative.
14:12Really?
14:13Why don't you go and change?
14:14All right, all right. What do you think? Maybe a sweater?
14:17Do you think I'd look more freewheeling in my blue and my...
14:23Ah!
14:26Good God.
14:29He has a cold, you know.
14:41I had no idea that Simon and Holly had gotten so cozy at my wedding shower.
14:46Of course, try telling that to Dr. Crane.
14:49He blamed you for what happened.
14:51Of course he did.
14:52The tension in the house was just getting worse.
14:56Then, two nights later, I thought I was getting a break from it all.
15:01I had the house all to myself for a change,
15:05which was a good thing because I was meeting Donny's parents the next day.
15:10I decided I'd use the evening to take a nice hot bath,
15:14give myself a manicure.
15:16You know how you do.
15:22Dr. Crane, what happened to your concert?
15:26Simon happened.
15:30I've caught his wretched cold.
15:33I'm just going to go curl up in bed.
15:35After all, if I don't take care of myself, who will?
15:40Make me some tea and honey, won't you?
15:45Enough.
15:47I thought you and Simon were watching the game down at McGuinty's.
15:50Oh, the cable went out.
15:52I'll just watch it here.
15:54Then where's Simon?
15:56He's at the bar. He met some people.
15:59Oh, listen, if you're going in the kitchen, would you get me a beer?
16:03You're really knack for making friends.
16:06And a great storyteller.
16:09Is it true you wet your pants the first time you saw a Chinese person?
16:15He told you that?
16:17Oh, he's going to kill me.
16:19He's going to try to work it into his wedding toast.
16:26Come on in. Make yourself comfortable.
16:29Hey, Stiltz, I didn't know you'd be home.
16:32Go on, what a sight.
16:34If you took your teeth out and put them in your pocket, you'd look like Mum.
16:40Oh, sod off, Simon.
16:42Who are these people?
16:44Oh, these are some new friends of mine.
16:46They've come round to watch the game.
16:48This is, uh...
16:50Judd.
16:51Judd, yeah.
16:52This here is Paris.
16:54Paris? Does that make you French?
16:56No, but a couple of beers might.
16:58Brilliant! Brilliant!
17:02What on earth is going on out here?
17:04Oh, it's no big deal. A few people just came over to watch the game.
17:07Well, you might have consulted with me first.
17:10Let's get you back to bed, Dr. Crane.
17:12I'll bring you tea in a minute.
17:14Very well, dear. It seems I've caught a cold from someone.
17:17Oh, you might have mentioned that before I took a nap in your bed.
17:24You don't mind me saying, Marty,
17:27you're a saint for putting up with that man.
17:29Your life must be very trying.
17:32Very trying indeed.
17:34Oh, do not get me started.
17:40Could someone get that?
17:42I have a trade to make for Dr. Crane.
17:44Bring out some beers, would you?
17:48Hi, Simon.
17:50Hello.
17:54Are you ready to go to dinner?
17:57We made a date.
17:59Of course. A date.
18:02Just hang on there a minute.
18:04Hello, Ross.
18:06Ross, yeah. I forgot where I put my jacket.
18:09Right here.
18:10Right. Look, I'm just going out for a bit, love.
18:13Make yourself comfortable. I won't be late.
18:18Comfortable.
18:22I don't believe this. I got dressed up, I got a sitter,
18:25and you don't even remember we made a date.
18:28Some classy brother, Daphne.
18:30Now you're making me feel bad.
18:32I tell you what.
18:34Dinner's on me tonight.
18:37Daphne, can I talk to you for a minute?
18:40Don't bother, Simon.
18:42Hey, will you keep it down? The game's on.
18:45Daph, how about some snacks?
18:47Or maybe a couple of sandwiches?
18:49Oh, get it yourself.
18:51I have laundry to check on.
18:54Did you do my delicates?
18:58I thought I'd cool off while I was in the laundry room,
19:01but no such luck.
19:05Look at this!
19:07My favorite dress ruined!
19:10Hurray!
19:13Just when I'd gotten the wine stain out,
19:15someone pulled it out of the machine
19:18and tossed it into a puddle of bleach!
19:23I got them back, though.
19:25I pulled all their clothes out of the dryer
19:27and threw them onto the dirty, wet floor.
19:31Oh, what do you care?
19:33I need a drink. A big one.
19:37Oh, that'll be my date again.
19:40I couldn't stay mad long.
19:43Coming, Rose!
19:48Hi.
19:49Hello, Johnny. Who's this?
19:51My mom and dad. I was picking them up at the airport.
19:53They couldn't wait to meet Daphne.
19:55This is Simon, Daphne's brother.
19:57Oh, nice to meet you. Yeah, hi.
19:59Hey, word to the wise.
20:01Daphne's in a bit of a mood tonight.
20:03Why don't I just let her know that you're here?
20:06Eh, that's the last of that bottle.
20:09Daphne, thanks for bringing in my whiskey.
20:11It's mine. If you want it, you'll have to fight me for it, old man.
20:14Honey, honey.
20:17Um, mom, dad.
20:24This is my fiancée.
20:27Daphne.
20:30Hello.
20:34Johnny, I thought we were doing this tomorrow.
20:36No, I wanted to surprise you.
20:38Why, because your last surprise worked out so well?
20:42We should have called first.
20:44No.
20:45This is so embarrassing. I'm such a mess.
20:47Oh, come on, honey. You looked worse.
20:49Dummy.
20:51Maybe we'd better go.
20:52Oh, no, no. Please come in.
20:55The more, the merrier.
20:57Oh, for God's sake, who the hell is that now?
21:02She's very lovely.
21:05I know what you did.
21:08Someone saw you leave the laundry room.
21:11You threw all my wet clothes all over the floor.
21:15Oh, I'm sorry.
21:18I didn't realize they were still wet.
21:21Here, let me help.
21:24What are you doing?
21:25Ooh, that's nice and hot.
21:28Stop it.
21:29Not fast enough for you.
21:31Stop it.
21:33Maybe if we air-dried them.
21:40That should do it.
21:42You hurry now.
21:56Fine.
21:57I guess I'll just have to make my own tea.
22:04It never occurred to me that stuff would fall on people's windshields.
22:09Well, I can certainly see why you felt provoked.
22:14Now, if the judge had seen it your way, we could have all saved ourselves a lot of time.
22:20There's something that confuses me just a little.
22:24Yes?
22:25This dress that was ruined.
22:28You keep saying it was your favorite.
22:31That's right.
22:33So, why were you wearing it at your bridal shower?
22:38Well, it's a momentous event, don't you think?
22:41But you said it was a surprise.
22:44Well, yes.
22:47It was.
22:49So, just what were you expecting when you went over there?
22:55Daphne, right on time.
22:58Glad you're here. Come in.
23:01Let me take your coat.
23:05I brought the recipe.
23:08Hmm?
23:09Oh, uh, for, uh, sticky toffee pudding.
23:15Oh, that's why I'm here, isn't it?
23:18To teach you to make it?
23:21Yes.
23:24You're not buying it, are you?
23:27No, not really.
23:29So, uh, you know why I asked you here tonight?
23:35I think I do.
23:37I mean, when a man asks you to his house to make pudding on a Saturday night, you...
23:43Pretty flimsy excuse, wasn't it?
23:46Well, it got me here.
23:49Well, it got me here.
23:52I'm glad.
23:56Make yourself comfortable.
23:58All right.
24:06Surprise!
24:11Welcome to your shower, honey.
24:15Oh, my God, you're trembling.
24:17Yes, well, I'm absolutely blown away.
24:20Oh, come on, Daphne, you were onto us.
24:23No, really. You had me completely fooled.
24:31My God.
24:34Dr. Crane.
24:36You know, it might be time to start calling him Niles.
24:43This is so confusing.
24:46I mean, what about Donnie? He's the man I love.
24:50Are you sure about that?
24:58No.
25:01Oh, so many questions.
25:05What does this mean? What do I do?
25:11I'm sorry, but our time is up.
25:17Oh, my God.
25:30Hey, baby, I hear the blues are calling
25:33Tossed salads and scrambled eggs
25:36Oh, my
25:39And maybe I seem a bit confused
25:42Yeah, maybe, but I got your pegs
25:46But I don't know what to do
25:48With those tossed salads and scrambled eggs
25:54They're calling again
25:57Scrambled eggs all over my face
26:01What is a boy to do?
26:06Frasier has left the building.