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Arena Wars (2024)

In 2045 convicted criminals have the opportunity to compete on the world's number one televised sporting event, Arena Wars; they must survive 7 rooms and 7 of the most vicious killers in the country; if they win, they regain their freedom.

Director:
Brandon Slagle
Producer:
Michael Mahal, Sonny Mahal
Screenwriter
Brandon Slagle, Michael Mahal, Sonny Mahal
Distributor
Gravitas Ventures
Production Co
Mahal Empire, FilmCore, Mezek Films
Genre
Comedy, Horror
Original Language
English
Release Date (Streaming)
Jun 25, 2024
Runtime
1h 35m

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Transcript
00:00:00You
00:00:30You
00:00:42No devastating go to the job and he is down
00:01:00Know that the evasion
00:01:17Pretty boy
00:01:30I
00:01:57Pray Wow
00:02:01Oh
00:02:23Cutie pie back for the kill
00:02:30I
00:02:34Tell you Samson I haven't seen blood lust like this in season 10 with rust kill when eight consecutive matches without a single scratch
00:02:47You remember the first kill right I
00:02:49Had every trust kill poster on my wall growing. I sold my son's trust bill action figures on eBay 10 Bitcoin pretty bad
00:02:56It's like still 20 30 after a match
00:03:13Fresh batch of institutionalized gladiators fighting for their freedom and place your bets at arena war
00:03:27I
00:03:28Trust kill
00:03:30Those are the days I get in
00:03:33People are losing their blood lust
00:03:36Yeah, but we still do exceedingly well in the syndication the syndication face crypto dust
00:03:43Keeps the brand alive, but doesn't grow it
00:03:45We make death exciting masses again. We could do audience participation
00:03:53too many lawsuits
00:03:55Thrust go ahead and knack for living up to his name, which is why we I
00:04:02Don't know it has to be a way how do we win back the audience?
00:04:25You
00:04:35Lights out bender
00:04:56Mr. Luke
00:05:04Serve 10 years of a 200 year sentence to Mr. Benedict. Do you feel that you've been rehabilitated?
00:05:13Define rehabilitate
00:05:16Rehabilitation could be defined as
00:05:18Restoration of a person back to hell my normal life by training or therapy
00:05:27Therapy
00:05:29You've received therapy here from staff psychiatrist, dr. Nelson, correct?
00:05:33Being called a piece of shit for an hour and punching a wall all night is
00:05:39What you would call a piece of shit
00:05:41Being called a piece of shit for an hour and punching a wall all night is what you would call therapy
00:05:49Yeah
00:05:51Consider me rehabilitated you're having violent outbursts
00:06:02What do you think again do you consider yourself rehabilitated?
00:06:11That answers that
00:06:14That's unfortunate we have a new rehabilitation program we could have offered you
00:06:19Mr. Simmons, could you escort? Mr. Bender out and bring the next person, please? Thank you. Copy that
00:06:24Yo Bender, got an incoming transmission. Secure line. Patching in. Patching in.
00:06:54Good morning, Lou. Good morning. Taking your frustrations out on the wall again, I see.
00:07:11No work for now. How'd that parole hearing go? Boshed. Intentionally. Good. Still got that sense of duty.
00:07:24That's why they picked me. How's Ariana? You know that's off-limits.
00:07:34Yeah, I know.
00:07:36Thought I'd try to catch you off-guard. I'll tell you when we're on speaking terms again. We had a falling out.
00:07:45She'll get over it.
00:07:49Thank you. Take care, Luke.
00:07:55Mr. Arturo Perez, you've served 15 years of a life sentence. Tell me, Mr. Perez, do you feel that you've been rehabilitated?
00:08:14Would you prefer that I feign humility?
00:08:22Or do you want the truth?
00:08:24You've been found guilty on 57 counts of murder.
00:08:34Mr. Perez, your plea bargain has been expunged. Your sentence upgraded.
00:08:40Ever hear of the arena wars, Arturo?
00:08:44Contestants are all hand-picked from death row, which qualifies you. Their scouts have read your psychological profile. You're exactly what they're looking for.
00:08:52There could be a way out, Mr. Arturo.
00:09:221, 2, 3, 4, 5, 6, 7, 8, 9, and 10.
00:09:43Toes on the line!
00:09:46You are here because life chewed you up, spit you out, and then lapped your sorry asses up off the floor.
00:09:56The parole board has offered you a ticket out.
00:10:00Win arena wars, win your freedom.
00:10:04Seven arenas with seven of the most vicious killers the world has seen in the last decade.
00:10:12Didn't know we signed up for a goddamn stand-up show, too.
00:10:15I'm dead serious, people. I've been in there. Caught myself a hundred-year stint the day I came home on leave. Found my wife banging the neighbor.
00:10:26Next thing you know, double homicide. What can you do? It builds character.
00:10:30Die in the arena, and it's a lot more glamorous than that shit they're gonna put in your veins.
00:10:38But you make it out alive. You get to go home. Any questions?
00:10:45What about weapons?
00:10:48Your feet, your hands, and most importantly, your head.
00:10:54You go in as a group, and you fight as a group. You go in rogue, you're gonna get shredded.
00:11:04Sounds impossible.
00:11:06Can't be a fair fight with these guys without a weapon.
00:11:09That's what I used to think, until I actually did it. I made it out, and so can you.
00:11:17Welcome to Arena Wars.
00:11:24Welcome to the next exciting episode of Arena Wars.
00:11:51I'm your host, Steven Sampson, and with me, as always, is the ever-exciting, ever-single, former heavyweight champion of the world, Joe Moses Johnson.
00:12:02Thank you, Sampson.
00:12:06And with that, let's meet our new round of Arena Wars gladiators, fresh from the most high-security supermax prisons from around the world.
00:12:17Hero.
00:12:19This smooth criminal comes to us straight from Guantanamo Bay, serving a 250,000-year sentence for the 2040 murder of the entire U.N.
00:12:29And a far more serious offense of not filing his taxes in 2028.
00:12:34I'm in for that.
00:12:36Me too.
00:12:41Counter-Strike.
00:12:42Counter-Strike.
00:12:44Blocked straight from Malaysia prison in Saudi Arabia, this unique war criminal not only has one of the world's highest recorded IQs,
00:12:51but developed a suit that harvests the adrenaline in his own body and recycles it back to his body.
00:12:57Where the heck did I get one of those?
00:12:59We got them at Walmart.
00:13:02Meat wagon.
00:13:04This tough customer got his reputation as Staten Island's most trusted neighborhood butcher
00:13:08before local authorities uncovered the corpses of 100 missing children in his boiler room.
00:13:14I always knew Staten Island had a great deal, but I never knew what the secret was.
00:13:21It did.
00:13:28Master Blaster.
00:13:30This former president of the Unabomber fan club gained notoriety by bombing Yankee Stadium during the 2036 World Series.
00:13:38After killing the security staff with a chainsaw.
00:13:42Rumor has it he was a frustrated Texas Rangers fan who thought that that was their year.
00:13:50Which brings us to Mr. Smile.
00:13:53Nothing fancy here.
00:13:55Just your good old-fashioned local weirdo with an aptitude of beating Dubai College co-eds to death.
00:14:04And of course, our returning champions.
00:14:07Calypso and Cutie Pie.
00:14:18These two really need no introduction.
00:14:21Both have been in the game for the entire season.
00:14:24Calypso, 7 deaths and kills.
00:14:27And Cutie Pie with...
00:14:29House record, 100.
00:14:32That's a lot of damage.
00:14:34What is this, a pet dog?
00:14:37Oh, no.
00:14:39Can you believe that people watch this shit?
00:14:43Oh, no way, brother.
00:14:45I mean, it's like dancing with the stars back in the day, you know?
00:14:48Shit TV.
00:14:50Hey, I'd rather be on. I like that show, man.
00:14:53Oh, I'm finding a whole new side to you, Perez.
00:14:56You? A dancer?
00:14:58Hey, let me tell you something. I got some moves.
00:15:01Well, if I had done that and not Crochet Club, maybe I'd be rehabilitated.
00:15:04I mean, I'm not allowed to play with needles no more.
00:15:07Yeah, I get it.
00:15:09You know, I have this girl out in the world.
00:15:12She'll be dancing every weekend like we were high school school.
00:15:16You know what?
00:15:18You've had my back since I landed in this place.
00:15:22And while you have really questionable taste in associates,
00:15:26you're a good man.
00:15:28A survivor?
00:15:30Tough as fuck.
00:15:32But a good man.
00:15:34Get out of here.
00:15:36You're getting a dance.
00:15:38Two minutes, people.
00:15:41What's up, bitches?
00:15:43This is Holly Day coming to you live from the arena.
00:15:46Our new batch of contestants come to you from the federal lock-up in D.C.
00:15:50So you know this is going to be one explosive night.
00:15:54Quickly, quickly.
00:15:56Christ, that's close to making us feel comfortable.
00:15:58Toes on the line.
00:16:00Oh, I almost forgot.
00:16:03Turn to the right!
00:16:09The hell, is that a flu shot?
00:16:11Did any flu season yet, Hargraves?
00:16:14Little insurance policy for the producers.
00:16:17Let's just say you screw up and break the rules,
00:16:20policy pays up.
00:16:22Wait, what rules?
00:16:24Just use your head.
00:16:26We'll figure it out.
00:16:30Stop it. Stop it.
00:16:32When was never enough.
00:16:34Exhaust it. Exhaust it.
00:16:36This passion is never exhausting.
00:16:38And you cannot stop it.
00:16:40No, you cannot stop it.
00:16:42Stay there.
00:16:44I paid for the night, and not for you to talk.
00:16:47Stay there.
00:16:49Fucker.
00:16:53Hope I'm not interrupting anything.
00:16:55No.
00:16:56Turn it up.
00:16:58I want the table to shake anyway.
00:17:00Who's that?
00:17:06Hey.
00:17:08Those nerves aren't going to help you in here, kid.
00:17:12Yeah, I just got to collect my thoughts, that's all.
00:17:15Hey.
00:17:17You don't need to gather your thoughts.
00:17:20You're a lifer.
00:17:22You need to focus.
00:17:23I'm not supposed to be here.
00:17:25I didn't do anything.
00:17:27None of us are supposed to be in here.
00:17:30And you don't see us pissing our pants, do you?
00:17:33No, I'm just...
00:17:35Hey.
00:17:37Embrace it.
00:17:41Do you understand?
00:17:43Yeah, I'm sorry.
00:17:45Hey, just man up.
00:17:47It's kind of funny, huh?
00:17:49What's that?
00:17:51We did what we did.
00:17:53Our only way out of this
00:17:55is to kill people on live TV.
00:17:57That's what they call a paradox.
00:18:00Doesn't sound much like rehabilitation, does it?
00:18:03Sounds more like
00:18:05a death sentence.
00:18:07I don't know what you're talking about.
00:18:09I don't know what you're talking about.
00:18:11I don't know what you're talking about.
00:18:13I don't know what you're talking about.
00:18:15Sounds more like
00:18:17innocence through guilt, or...
00:18:19Ooh, how about justice through murder?
00:18:23All right, people, this is it.
00:18:25Line up, two by two.
00:18:27Let's go.
00:18:29Wait, this is it? Just like that?
00:18:31Just like that.
00:18:33Come on, kid.
00:18:35Are you ready?
00:18:37Are you set?
00:18:40You can't make me do this.
00:18:41You can't make me do this.
00:18:43It's go time, bitches.
00:18:49Say cheese, motherfuckers.
00:18:51Don't, don't, don't. Come on, over here.
00:18:53Get out of my fucking face.
00:18:55Get out of my fucking face.
00:18:57Seriously, what the fuck is going on?
00:18:59Are we all dancing with the convicts?
00:19:01Have we just got dropped from a fucking slaughterhouse?
00:19:03Easy, easy.
00:19:05I'm freaking the fuck out right now.
00:19:07Listen to me.
00:19:09Get your shit together,
00:19:11or I'm not shutting the fuck up.
00:19:24Hey, kid.
00:19:39Oh, you've got to be fucking kidding me.
00:19:42We're ready. Here we go.
00:19:44Oh, this is some hardcore shit.
00:19:47Captain Perez.
00:19:49Everybody stick together.
00:19:51Let's get this son of a bitch out of here.
00:19:53Somebody help me with this thing.
00:19:55Oh, shit, man.
00:19:57Guys are fucking dead. I hope you know that.
00:19:59Fuck off, Perez.
00:20:07Uh, you've got something on the back of your head.
00:20:09You've got something on the back of your head, man.
00:20:13Rejection.
00:20:18Tell me.
00:20:20Let me count down.
00:20:35Well, I hate to be the underpaid janitor
00:20:37who has to clean that up.
00:20:39Go back to bed.
00:20:41Y'all take time to do that, Perez.
00:20:45Watch him.
00:20:47He's got two blades I can see.
00:20:49He knows, motherfucker.
00:21:01You show me what you've got, you son of a bitch.
00:21:04Motherfucker.
00:21:08Let's go!
00:21:26Oh, a brutal move by the newcomer.
00:21:29Hero.
00:21:38Hey, I'm looking this way.
00:21:40I have a lot better than that way.
00:21:42What about this club?
00:21:44I'm open to ideas.
00:21:46Play hoops growing up?
00:21:48Yeah.
00:21:50Pick and roll, baby.
00:21:52Pick and roll.
00:21:54Yo, Bernie, hey!
00:21:56Yeah!
00:22:08Hey!
00:22:13Get him!
00:22:15Yeah, baby!
00:22:17Go, go, go, man.
00:22:19Go, I got this.
00:22:21Fantastic team work between
00:22:23convicted arsonist Arturo Perez
00:22:26and self-proclaimed political prisoner
00:22:29Chet Goldie Goldie.
00:22:37Nighty-night, Pinocchio.
00:23:07Yeah!
00:23:18Come on, man.
00:23:20Get up. Get up.
00:23:37Get up.
00:24:07Come on, man.
00:24:19Got it?
00:24:32Fuck, average reptilian piece of shit.
00:24:34Come on. Come on.
00:24:35Come on!
00:24:39Oh!
00:24:45You see that shit, that motherfucker?
00:24:47You got to kill him.
00:24:49You got him, man.
00:24:51Come on, you know you got this.
00:24:53I got all my money going on them.
00:25:01Down again.
00:25:03Like a White House intern.
00:25:05Yeah, I can't say that I'm surprised.
00:25:08People drop out before we get to the ads.
00:25:11It's no wonder we're losing sponsors.
00:25:13I think I know exactly why.
00:25:15Fantastic teamwork between
00:25:17convicted arsonist Arturo Perez
00:25:20and self-proclaimed political prisoner.
00:25:23You see that?
00:25:25That right there happened last week
00:25:27when Novak made it to Arena 3.
00:25:29When Samson announces their criminal record,
00:25:32a full third of the audience drops out.
00:25:33We need to give the audience
00:25:35somebody that they can get behind.
00:25:37A hero.
00:25:39Correct.
00:25:41And I've got an idea.
00:25:55Stop, stop, Luke.
00:25:57It's T.H., I'm with Zontap.
00:25:59Jesus.
00:26:01Follow up with the parole board.
00:26:04Hurry up.
00:26:06Records is waiting.
00:26:08All right, give me a minute.
00:26:19Sorry, Bender.
00:26:21Come on, man.
00:26:23You've seen this before.
00:26:25Come on in.
00:26:27Have a seat.
00:26:29So you guys know,
00:26:31I was just in here.
00:26:33We're not the parole board.
00:26:40Luke Bender.
00:26:42We've read your profile.
00:26:44Desmond Belladonna.
00:26:46CEO, Clydesdale Industries.
00:26:48We manufacture protein supplements,
00:26:51jet engines, parts for high-end automobiles.
00:26:54But I don't give a shit about that stuff.
00:26:56What I'm really passionate about
00:26:58is my other venture,
00:27:00the real moneymaker, Arena Wars.
00:27:01As you may know,
00:27:03contestants are death row inmates.
00:27:05Problem lately is that
00:27:07it seems audiences just aren't as interested
00:27:10in watching the scum of the earth
00:27:12get butchered on live TV anymore.
00:27:14What do you want with me again?
00:27:16I think it's time to audition Mr. Bender.
00:27:19With pleasure.
00:27:21Don't go easy on him.
00:27:23Don't. You can count on that.
00:27:26Come on, my boy.
00:27:28Let's do something.
00:27:32Come on.
00:27:55Well done.
00:27:58Good. Good.
00:28:01When I said I read your profile,
00:28:04I meant your classified profile.
00:28:06Decorated Marine.
00:28:08Took the fall for a superior officer.
00:28:10Landed yourself up in here.
00:28:12You're an innocent man.
00:28:14Innocent man can mean big ratings.
00:28:16Governor won't allow it.
00:28:18He'll blow my cover.
00:28:20Money can buy anything these days.
00:28:22Plus the president's a big fan.
00:28:24Sent his kids some shirts.
00:28:26He's very happy.
00:28:28What if I say no?
00:28:29Mr. Bender, a chance to get back
00:28:31the life you deserve.
00:28:33A clean record.
00:28:35Plus you don't have much of a choice.
00:28:37The courts have agreed to upgrade
00:28:39your sentence to lethal injection.
00:28:41If you say no.
00:28:56Read down.
00:29:00Whoa.
00:29:08Well, what do you know?
00:29:10You got a call coming in.
00:29:13Put it through.
00:29:24I'm sorry.
00:29:26I'm sorry.
00:29:28How are you, Luke?
00:29:30Cut the shit.
00:29:32I'm not sure I know what you mean.
00:29:34You know exactly what I mean.
00:29:37I can't lie to you.
00:29:39Yes, they told me.
00:29:41The cover's gonna be blown.
00:29:43This doesn't just affect me.
00:29:45They could come for you and Ariana.
00:29:47I know.
00:29:49I'm aware.
00:29:51If I don't make it,
00:29:53you tell her I love her.
00:29:54You tell her I love her.
00:30:00You know, you've always been like a son to me.
00:30:03Thank you.
00:30:06I'll be watching.
00:30:15Listen, listen.
00:30:17Listen to this shit.
00:30:24What?
00:30:29What's up, Minty?
00:30:33Don't think we've met.
00:30:35Name's Con.
00:30:37I like the wrath of it.
00:30:41Well, this is my lady friend hand anyways.
00:30:45So,
00:30:47what are you in here for?
00:30:50Me?
00:30:51You know that's where Help Wanted at?
00:30:53What a suicide hotline.
00:30:55At the time, I didn't know what Help Wanted really meant.
00:30:58I was just helping patients with the process.
00:31:04What was that you handed the big chief over there?
00:31:07Nothing, man.
00:31:09I saw it.
00:31:11It's all right.
00:31:13It's my own brand.
00:31:15It's concentrated endorphins.
00:31:19Endorphins?
00:31:21That's how you'll ever have
00:31:23complete and utter
00:31:25euphoria.
00:31:27Say what?
00:31:29First dose is on the house.
00:31:31You decide what it tastes.
00:31:34You hold that thought.
00:31:37Cool?
00:31:38Yeah, man. Cool.
00:31:41It's Luke.
00:31:43Cool am Luke.
00:31:45That's what we call you.
00:31:51Cool am Luke.
00:31:53It's forever.
00:31:56No surrender.
00:31:59Yeah.
00:32:01You know that this right here forever.
00:32:05Cool am Luke.
00:32:07And there will be no surrender.
00:32:11No allowing me to reintroduce myself.
00:32:14They call me J-O.
00:32:16Know that we undefeated.
00:32:18Y'all are beneath us.
00:32:19Trying to air a grievance.
00:32:20But his lines are overhead.
00:32:21Better check the end for clearance.
00:32:22Call the tower.
00:32:23This is y'all's critic.
00:32:24He the heir apparent.
00:32:25Uh-huh.
00:32:26Really, I've never been better.
00:32:27Yeah.
00:32:28Legacy, this is forever.
00:32:29All the more times I've been severed.
00:32:30I'm raising the blame.
00:32:31You go ahead and mess it.
00:32:32Yeah.
00:32:33Think about chopping with toes.
00:32:34Yeah.
00:32:35I know you're welcome to go.
00:32:36Yeah.
00:32:37Y'all want to just leave it.
00:32:38I think about...
00:32:39Oh!
00:32:40Goes on the lawn.
00:32:41Name's Bob.
00:32:43If you're a fan of the show,
00:32:45you may remember that I took out Threatskill
00:32:47a few years back.
00:32:49Are we going to have a problem?
00:32:53I understand we have a ringer with us.
00:32:56The superstar.
00:32:58Now, although I cannot tell you who that person is,
00:33:01I can tell you
00:33:03that you are all
00:33:04under my watch.
00:33:07And we
00:33:09have just a couple of days
00:33:11to get you detoxified,
00:33:13trained and ready
00:33:15for what you're going to see beyond that wall.
00:33:16And, folks, you better damn well be ready
00:33:18because it ain't going to be pretty.
00:33:21All right.
00:33:23Single file.
00:33:24First up.
00:33:25Name?
00:33:26Billie.
00:33:27With an I-E.
00:33:28Huge degree.
00:33:29Hour.
00:33:30Tax.
00:33:31Paris.
00:33:32Minty.
00:33:33Real name.
00:33:34Minty.
00:33:35Legally chained.
00:33:36Deck.
00:33:38Oh, hey.
00:33:39Heart.
00:33:40You know,
00:33:41a game.
00:33:42What was your last physical?
00:33:44Snowball.
00:33:45Shower this morning.
00:33:46Oh, yeah.
00:33:48Said you have gonorrhea, chlamydia
00:33:50and raised endorphin levels.
00:33:52Name?
00:33:53Luke.
00:33:54Bender.
00:33:55Are there any pre-existing conditions
00:33:57that we should know about?
00:33:59Just your garden variety case
00:34:01of toxic masculinity
00:34:02and being a badass.
00:34:03Man,
00:34:04look at this sad sack of shit.
00:34:07Name?
00:34:08A-Ball.
00:34:09Real name.
00:34:10A-Ball.
00:34:12You're not as cute as you think.
00:34:13You're not as cute as you think you are.
00:34:15Haven't you heard, honey?
00:34:17Everybody wants to visit Paris.
00:34:20Name?
00:34:21Have you been juicing, son?
00:34:23No, not much.
00:34:24Are you sure?
00:34:25Maybe.
00:34:26Yeah.
00:34:27No, no.
00:34:28You think you're so cute, huh?
00:34:30It doesn't mean what you think
00:34:31it doesn't, prison man.
00:34:37So, you want me to cough?
00:34:40No.
00:34:41Just drop the trowel, boy,
00:34:43like you do in the prison shower.
00:34:45Just hold still.
00:34:47Oh, fuck.
00:34:49Aw, come on, boy.
00:34:50I know you've had
00:34:51a lot bigger than that.
00:34:53Gonorrhea vaccine.
00:34:55Old school.
00:34:56Drop him.
00:35:03I know you've had bigger.
00:35:12Ugh.
00:35:16So,
00:35:17why don't we just
00:35:18sever the nerve endings
00:35:20and be done with it?
00:35:22Pain motivates them.
00:35:24For example,
00:35:32if Nero didn't feel that,
00:35:34you wouldn't have a show.
00:35:38How's our boy looking?
00:35:39Broken jaw.
00:35:41Fractured skull.
00:35:43The usual.
00:35:45Domino,
00:35:46will you do the honors?
00:35:52You may need to revamp the cocktail.
00:35:55It's starting to wear off quicker.
00:35:59Yeah.
00:36:01Sure, fella.
00:36:04Thanks.
00:36:10Ugh.
00:36:16Domino.
00:36:19Remember.
00:36:21Of course.
00:36:23Good girl.
00:36:25If this happens during a show,
00:36:27it could be bad.
00:36:29They could turn against us.
00:36:31Do what you have to do.
00:36:34Yes, sir.
00:36:36I got the tools.
00:36:38I've got the talent.
00:36:40You got oil injections,
00:36:42which you got.
00:36:45Oh yeah?
00:36:46It's like that, huh?
00:36:48I'm gonna call you
00:36:49Juice now.
00:36:50Tank Juice.
00:36:53Tank Juice.
00:36:54That would be a boss-ass energy drink.
00:36:57Win arena awards,
00:36:59get the fuck out of here,
00:37:00and market that shit.
00:37:01Fill him down at the club,
00:37:03get you the fucking check.
00:37:04Get you the fucking tank juice, baby.
00:37:05Yeah!
00:37:10Bet you want some of this tank juice
00:37:12right here and now.
00:37:14Shut the fuck up.
00:37:15Take it easy, Governor.
00:37:18This one's on the house.
00:37:22Tank's back number 10.
00:37:24Only tank can slam a revolving door.
00:37:35Old concrete punching bag, huh?
00:37:38Yeah.
00:37:40Used to practice on one myself.
00:37:43Made you stop.
00:37:51All the pent-up aggression.
00:37:55Carrying it back to my cell.
00:37:58Breathing it all in.
00:38:00Breathing it all in.
00:38:03We both know that ain't healthy.
00:38:08Brother Carl over there,
00:38:10responsible for him being here with me too.
00:38:16So,
00:38:18you ready for this?
00:38:20Don't be lying to me,
00:38:21I said I was.
00:38:23Fuckers like the parole board, man.
00:38:25How am I supposed to go in there
00:38:26and prove to them that I've been rehabilitated?
00:38:29I'm sweating bullets.
00:38:31Think I'm going to take my chances
00:38:32with the Reno wars.
00:38:34Sure seems like better odds.
00:38:37You're all right, Mindy.
00:38:38Think you can tell them fuckers
00:38:39at the parole board that for me?
00:38:55Welcome to the next exciting episode of
00:38:57Arena Wars.
00:38:59I'm your host, Stephen Sampson.
00:39:01With me as always is
00:39:03former heavyweight champion of the world,
00:39:05Joe Moses Johnson.
00:39:08You know, last week started with such great potential.
00:39:11Arsonist Arturo Perez
00:39:13showing leadership skills early on
00:39:15then quickly being taken down
00:39:17by newcomer Meat Wagon in the third arena.
00:39:19He's furrowed.
00:39:20I'll have to get my hands on him.
00:39:22I'm told we have a surprise announcement tonight.
00:39:24Something you've never seen on Arena Wars.
00:39:25For the first time,
00:39:27Arena Wars will feature
00:39:29an innocent contestant.
00:39:31They're talking about me.
00:39:33It has to be me.
00:39:35Lieutenant Luke Bender,
00:39:37former United States Marine.
00:39:39You've got to be fucking kidding me.
00:39:41Well, well, well.
00:39:43So, uh,
00:39:45what are you, like a narc or some shit, man?
00:39:47You heard the man.
00:39:48I'm not a narc.
00:39:50Pretty boy here don't want to park.
00:39:52I don't know what narcs are.
00:39:53But I've seen some pretty damn sexy ones myself.
00:39:56Wait a minute, Luke.
00:39:59You're saying you're innocent?
00:40:02Yeah.
00:40:05For real?
00:40:07You saw it on TV.
00:40:09It must be real, right?
00:40:11I don't think I'm stupid just because I've been in the joint.
00:40:13Is that really why you're here?
00:40:15Yes.
00:40:16Prove it.
00:40:17Yeah, mate.
00:40:18Prove it.
00:40:20I don't know how you expect me to do that from in here.
00:40:21Fair enough.
00:40:23I'm watching you.
00:40:25Marine.
00:40:27So why'd you do it then?
00:40:29Orders from a commanding officer.
00:40:31Couldn't let it get out that a colonel close to the president tried to kill me.
00:40:35All I asked for in return is that my fiancée and her father were taken care of.
00:40:39Well, that's about a goddamn honor roll, you.
00:40:42Really?
00:40:44So, uh, what now?
00:40:46What do you mean?
00:40:48Well, when are you going to teach us some of that Marine shit?
00:40:51I know it.
00:40:54You follow my lead, all right?
00:40:56Yeah.
00:40:59Here we go.
00:41:00You know the drill.
00:41:02Just give me the countdown.
00:41:04Three, two, one.
00:41:06Bang it.
00:41:07Hey, all you sexy bitches.
00:41:09Holly Daze is not out!
00:41:12Any predictions for tonight's show?
00:41:15I predict Holly Daze shows me them holly waves.
00:41:21Pretty hard to do when I'm live on holly waves.
00:41:27Hey, girl.
00:41:28What's up?
00:41:33You're the Chambers, right?
00:41:36Yep.
00:41:38Women's MMA champ.
00:41:402039.
00:41:43Used to be.
00:41:45Damn.
00:41:46I knew that was you.
00:41:47I had front row seats to your last fight in Vegas.
00:41:50In fact, I think I won, uh, what's it, 20 bucks?
00:41:5520 bucks, hey?
00:41:56That's it.
00:41:57I guess we both took the win.
00:41:58It was a pretty good night.
00:41:59Hell yeah, it was a good night.
00:42:01I wanted to meet you then.
00:42:03Couldn't get.
00:42:05It's nice to meet you now, though.
00:42:09Towel?
00:42:11Sure, thanks.
00:42:14You know, they told me about you.
00:42:17They told me you were innocent.
00:42:20That's never happened here before, if you can believe that.
00:42:24Innocent man.
00:42:26Life sentence.
00:42:28Gets to fight his way back out.
00:42:30That's good television.
00:42:32It doesn't matter.
00:42:35It's just a gimmick.
00:42:37Look.
00:42:39Not one person that has ever been in this room
00:42:43has ever deserved to get back out.
00:42:46Including me.
00:42:49But anyway, it's almost showtime.
00:42:52I'm rooting for you.
00:42:58Two minutes, people!
00:43:00Two minutes!
00:43:01Just waiting for the cue.
00:43:03You know, you would think that they could use stock footage of us by now, right?
00:43:08Don't tell them that.
00:43:10Unless the buyout's as high as our salaries.
00:43:12Like that's gonna happen.
00:43:15In three, two, one, bada bing!
00:43:20Hey, all you crazy motherfuckers!
00:43:23Are you ready?
00:43:25Are you set?
00:43:28Let's rock!
00:43:41Bye-bye, bitches.
00:43:49Let's go, let's go.
00:43:56See you fuckers in the next life!
00:43:59Smile for the camera, thug life.
00:44:13Everyone stay ready, stay alert.
00:44:16Hey, guys.
00:44:17You guys smell that?
00:44:19Yeah.
00:44:31Hey!
00:44:33Hey, stay back! Don't go near him!
00:44:42Here we go!
00:44:44Here we go!
00:44:46On my word, everyone on it.
00:44:48Smile.
00:44:49Hey, man, get that fucking camera out of my face!
00:44:51Just doing my job, Chuck.
00:45:12Come on, cool man.
00:45:14You got it.
00:45:16Kill him, motherfucker!
00:45:19God damn it.
00:45:21Hold that shit, Jim.
00:45:22Hold that shit, hit him.
00:45:26Hold the horn.
00:45:27Yeah.
00:45:49Hey, hero.
00:45:50Hold the focus, would you?
00:45:58Come on!
00:46:01Come on!
00:46:12And now, a message from our sponsor.
00:46:18Pretty boy Nart can't do it, can he?
00:46:21Hey, can.
00:46:24Come on, Luke.
00:46:31Take it.
00:46:49Good job, Genghis.
00:46:51Luke, you okay?
00:46:54Yeah.
00:46:56And here we go.
00:47:00Told you he wasn't gonna do it.
00:47:03Bender.
00:47:05Showing some hesitation.
00:47:07Fuck this.
00:47:12Brutal finishing move by multiple murderer Tanker Lee Jones.
00:47:15Don't fuck this up for me, Maureen.
00:47:20The tides could be turning here, Joe.
00:47:33Joe.
00:47:36I have to go.
00:47:38You want my help?
00:47:39We need to pick up the goddamn pace.
00:47:41I'll be right back.
00:47:42You want my help?
00:47:43We need to pick up the goddamn pace.
00:47:45I'm going as fast as I can, asshole.
00:47:47You afraid of the dark, K-Town?
00:47:49No, man.
00:47:50This reminds me of times I used to play in my parents' mortuary.
00:47:53No wonder you're here.
00:47:55This used to turn off all the lights.
00:47:57Made me in a circle and made me count to ten.
00:48:00Yep, it's still around until I find my way out.
00:48:03Sometimes I find a corpse.
00:48:06Sometimes I find my sister.
00:48:08So, if you found a corpse, does that mean that you won or you lost?
00:48:13Kind of depends.
00:48:15Why is that?
00:48:19No one here is wearing a steampunk cosplay, are they?
00:48:23Get back!
00:48:42What the fuck?
00:48:49Can you believe this?
00:48:59He's all yours.
00:49:07Hey, buddy.
00:49:12Come on!
00:49:25Oh, shit.
00:49:26No, no, no!
00:49:35I saw a tech like this in 50s.
00:49:38Think about heavy doses of adrenaline.
00:49:40Oh, it's a quick crash.
00:49:58He's dead.
00:49:59Good.
00:50:01Let's fax the watch.
00:50:03Every one of us that goes down hurts the team.
00:50:05The team, huh?
00:50:07Yeah.
00:50:08The team.
00:50:11Listen.
00:50:13If you want to live through this, we have to work together.
00:50:17Just follow my lead.
00:50:19Says the motherfucker who couldn't kill Nero.
00:50:23Why the fuck are we even listening to this marine?
00:50:25He is not one of us.
00:50:28You really expect us to believe your ass is out here looking out for the rest of us?
00:50:33We're murderers. Thieves.
00:50:35You're a stupid jarhead who took the fault for someone who's out living it up at your expense.
00:50:39You're here getting your shit pushed in.
00:50:41I was a sacrifice for national fucking security.
00:50:43Couldn't let it get out that the president was easily reached.
00:50:46I hate to be the harbinger of bad news, but...
00:50:49The whole fucking world knows now.
00:50:54Sounds like you failed your mission, marine.
00:50:59How about this?
00:51:01Us lifers...
00:51:02We'll stick together.
00:51:05And you can fuck off.
00:51:21Help me!
00:51:32Help me!
00:51:50Are you still with me?
00:51:52Then you're clearly preparing to give our home audience a motivational speech.
00:51:56I said...
00:51:58Are you with me?!
00:52:03Yeah!
00:52:10Yeah!
00:52:11Fuck yeah!
00:52:12Let's do it, baby!
00:52:14Let's get some.
00:52:25Major props to the producers, man.
00:52:28I mean, I never saw this one coming.
00:52:32Yeah!
00:52:47Oh, man!
00:52:52Motherfucker.
00:53:02Yeah.
00:53:33Oh, my God!
00:53:35Oh, my God!
00:53:58Bad motherfucker, marine.
00:54:03Yeah!
00:54:10So, if, like, Bander is innocent,
00:54:12does that mean, like, there's more hot guys in jail like that?
00:54:15Well, if Bander lives,
00:54:17if he gets the action figure,
00:54:19can Comic-Con book him so I can get a sign, maybe?
00:54:21I mean, if he's innocent,
00:54:23why not just let him out now?
00:54:25It's due process.
00:54:27All that pent-up aggression we accumulate during the week,
00:54:29I can't thank the better outlet for it.
00:54:30Reminds me of that time I got a black belt in jiu-jitsu.
00:54:32This one-two punch combo,
00:54:34the teamwork,
00:54:36it's a rare thing in the world today.
00:54:38Yo, I'll one-two punch you if you don't let me rock the mic.
00:54:40It's the most fascinating study of the human condition since
00:54:42the advent of social media.
00:54:44I actually got into the ring myself recently.
00:54:46Not gonna say I went pro or anything,
00:54:48but I definitely learned a thing or two about myself.
00:54:50I saw some pretty crazy shit out on the battlefield.
00:54:52Gotta tell you,
00:54:54nothing compares to what I see here.
00:54:56Yeah, that says a lot about you, though.
00:54:58Dealing with kids all day,
00:55:00you guys wanna fuck some shit up,
00:55:02you know what I'm saying?
00:55:04I did get eaten in the head pretty bad.
00:55:06Mom said I was insane after that.
00:55:08Can you believe it?
00:55:10I get up, I go down the garage,
00:55:12and then I just unload on my head.
00:55:14Bender will likely survive the season,
00:55:16but that doesn't mean he's gonna keep up his winning streak.
00:55:18That's true.
00:55:20Look, I don't care who wins.
00:55:22What I wanna see is all the bloodshed,
00:55:24grade-A type of stuff on the screen tonight.
00:55:26That's all I care about.
00:55:28Okay, nice. Okay, great, amazing.
00:55:30Thanks.
00:55:48Death,
00:55:50be not proud,
00:55:52for some have called you mighty and dreadful,
00:55:55for thou art not so.
00:55:57Do you know where that's from?
00:55:58No.
00:56:00It's a sonnet.
00:56:02Death,
00:56:04be not proud,
00:56:06written in the 1600s.
00:56:11For rest and sleep,
00:56:13for thou picture be
00:56:15much pleasure,
00:56:17for thee
00:56:19much more must flow.
00:56:21That's my favorite passage.
00:56:23It gets me through my job.
00:56:26How about you, Domino?
00:56:29I don't understand the question.
00:56:32I know you wouldn't.
00:56:35All that cunning that you had,
00:56:38all that precision,
00:56:40gone
00:56:42with a single injection.
00:56:45Such a shame.
00:56:52Yeah.
00:56:55Pretty incredible.
00:56:57Pretty incredible, isn't it?
00:56:59I don't know why I didn't think of this sooner.
00:57:07I think it's a beautiful idea.
00:57:10Our own universe of streaming programming.
00:57:17Let's not jump to conclusions.
00:57:19I'm pretty sure he'll give a big fuck you to that idea.
00:57:27Well, don't forget my executive producer credit.
00:57:32He fucking swung at him. Boom!
00:57:34Knocked Meatwagon the fuck out.
00:57:36Shit, man, he hit that floor like a dollar store hooker.
00:57:39Kidding me, Dom?
00:57:40What the fuck do you know about dollar store hookers?
00:57:42I thought you stuck to the penny saver.
00:57:44Dollar store's a little too classy.
00:57:47Fifteen hundred yen.
00:57:52Sure, my ninja.
00:57:54Ninja, you're like one step closer
00:57:55to freedom.
00:57:57Yeah, brother man.
00:57:59Bring it in.
00:58:01Bring it in.
00:58:02Come on.
00:58:04Boom!
00:58:06Good job, guys.
00:58:08Hey, Vox.
00:58:09Oh, man, I need you to get me something for my back.
00:58:11You know, because I'm carrying the whole fucking team,
00:58:13you know what I'm saying?
00:58:15I hate to interrupt your little celebration here.
00:58:17Producers want to see you upstairs.
00:58:19All of us?
00:58:20Yep.
00:58:21Shit, him too?
00:58:22Unfortunately, yes.
00:58:23Why?
00:58:25Big night.
00:58:26It's time to celebrate.
00:58:28Serious?
00:58:29Does he?
00:58:30In restraints.
00:58:31Don't get excited.
00:58:32And don't forget,
00:58:34you've got an explosive in your head.
00:58:36At least we'll die happy.
00:58:39Five minutes.
00:58:40Be ready.
00:58:43You know what this means, right?
00:58:45You're looking at a fucking pussy lined up for miles.
00:58:48Fucking rock stars now.
00:58:50Shit, even the fucking bill's going to get laid.
00:58:51Fuck, shit.
00:59:08Hold up, hold up, hold up.
00:59:09What?
00:59:10Not sure who let you out of the sewer,
00:59:12but this is VIP only.
00:59:14Let's not be up on current events.
00:59:17We are VIP.
00:59:19It's invitation only.
00:59:21Yep.
00:59:22We have one of those.
00:59:23Yeah?
00:59:24Who invited you?
00:59:25Your man.
00:59:28Hey, fluff face.
00:59:30Don't you know you're a special guest?
00:59:34You okay, though?
00:59:36Enjoy your evening.
00:59:43Hi, guys.
00:59:44Welcome.
00:59:45Oh, hello.
00:59:46May I offer you a drink?
00:59:48I'm a boss of the straw, yes.
00:59:49Or two.
00:59:51Oh, yeah, cop like.
00:59:53Oh.
00:59:55Oh, yeah.
00:59:56Follow me.
00:59:59We've got armed orcs, explosive chips in our necks.
01:00:03And then we can take off our cuffs.
01:00:05None of you under this world behave as we are, right?
01:00:09I think they want you to mingle a little bit.
01:00:11You two come with me.
01:00:15Hey.
01:00:17There he is.
01:00:19You're having the hour.
01:00:22Get over here, you badass son of a bitch.
01:00:25Wait a minute.
01:00:26You're telling me you met this guy before?
01:00:28Unfortunately.
01:00:35Hold the chair loose.
01:00:37I'll have one of the girls grab you a drink.
01:00:39If I can, I'd like to pass that offer over to my friend.
01:00:47Well, you have, boss.
01:00:51Mint julep.
01:00:54Handy.
01:00:57Yes, sir?
01:00:59Two mint juleps for my man here.
01:01:01I'd invite us.
01:01:04Cheers.
01:01:07Pretty impressive showing out there tonight.
01:01:10You're the new fan favorite.
01:01:12Do this fight or die.
01:01:13Well, you'll thank me for that, sir.
01:01:17My fiance and her father are still alive.
01:01:20I might.
01:01:24Your team is made up of people convicted in a court of law.
01:01:29It must be a real moral conflict for you,
01:01:32protecting the scum of the earth
01:01:34while you sit in here just for doing your duty.
01:01:37Who says they're the scum of the earth?
01:01:38I didn't know you marines had such a good sense of humor.
01:01:41I thought it was all oorah, simplified.
01:01:45Which reminds me,
01:01:47what do you plan to do for work once you're free?
01:01:51If I'm free.
01:01:54Well, maybe I can help with that.
01:01:57But not now.
01:01:59Enjoy the night.
01:02:01I'll see you later.
01:02:03See you later.
01:02:08If you're interested in hearing about an opportunity that's come up,
01:02:12meet me in the green room later.
01:02:20Jim Bender.
01:02:23This is entertainment.
01:02:25That's all.
01:02:39Six, office one, nine...
01:02:53Hi, guys.
01:02:56So, what's this then?
01:02:58Just doing our job, Jake.
01:03:00Yep.
01:03:09What's up, champ?
01:03:12You should have taken that drink.
01:03:19Inbox is blowing up with new sponsors.
01:03:22The network wants to move next week's follow-up episode to the weekend.
01:03:28Problem is, you're good.
01:03:31A little too good.
01:03:33You know what?
01:03:34You're good.
01:03:36A little too good.
01:03:38The network's talking about creating a spin-off centered around you.
01:03:43I made a promise to my mother before she died
01:03:46not to let her pride and joy go under.
01:03:49Of course, by pride and joy, she meant the company.
01:03:53Not me.
01:03:58It was Arena Wars that saved it.
01:04:00It saved the company.
01:04:02It saved me.
01:04:04It saved my legacy.
01:04:06You tell them I said no, and fuck you.
01:04:10Well, you see, even if you said yes,
01:04:12this shows me they're looking elsewhere.
01:04:14I can't have my saving grace also be my downfall.
01:04:18So, you're gonna kill me then?
01:04:23No.
01:04:25Hell, I can't even handicap you.
01:04:27That'd be too obvious.
01:04:29But what's the one thing that's kept you going
01:04:32the whole time you've been locked up?
01:04:34The only answer is we already know.
01:04:39Calls from your former commanding officer,
01:04:42who is also father of the love of your life
01:04:45and a father figure to you.
01:04:57What is this?
01:04:59Your fiancé and father-in-law are dead.
01:05:03Five years ago, hit by a drunk driver on Christmas Day.
01:05:07Killed instantly.
01:05:10You're lying.
01:05:12He talks to me.
01:05:15It's a deep fake.
01:05:17Well, fuck you!
01:05:29I bet she's with those two cocktail waitresses from the party.
01:05:36Luke?
01:05:38Hey, brother.
01:05:40You all right?
01:05:42Come on, let's get up.
01:05:44Let's get out of here.
01:05:46You all right?
01:05:50We're gonna get him, Con.
01:05:52These sure don't look like they came from the hits he took on the show.
01:05:56We've been sparring.
01:05:58Then how come you two don't have any bruises?
01:06:01Because we're badasses that don't get hit.
01:06:03I guess that's a better excuse than saying you fell down some stairs.
01:06:09What's going on?
01:06:12Found him in the green room, knocked out.
01:06:15Luke?
01:06:17Luke?
01:06:19Luke?
01:06:22Marine!
01:06:24You with me?
01:06:36I'm fine.
01:06:39Thank you, Hopkins. I'll take it from here.
01:06:44All right, what happened?
01:06:45I cut myself shaving.
01:06:47That's bullshit.
01:06:50Belladonna doesn't get involved in matches unless there's something going down.
01:06:56So again, what's going on?
01:07:03He says the network wants to offer me a spinoff.
01:07:06Wait, how's that a bad thing?
01:07:08He thinks I'm a threat to her.
01:07:10That sounds like some paranoid bullshit.
01:07:12There's one thing I know about that man.
01:07:14You don't mess with his money.
01:07:16I'm not a killer.
01:07:18But whatever it is he wants me to be, I'm a soldier.
01:07:21That's it?
01:07:23Yeah.
01:07:25I don't think so.
01:07:28You look like someone whose heart's been ripped out and crushed in front of him.
01:07:33You see that a lot in here.
01:07:34Weekly calls that I've been getting from my would-be father-in-law were never real.
01:07:44He and my fiancée died five years ago.
01:07:52And I was never told.
01:07:56I'm sorry.
01:07:59I'm sorry.
01:08:01I'm sorry.
01:08:02I was never told.
01:08:07I'm sorry, man.
01:08:14This is the only thing that's going to be going on here.
01:08:19Every day.
01:08:24All these fucking years.
01:08:25Fucking years.
01:08:32Look.
01:08:34Listen to me.
01:08:36We're all in this together.
01:08:38Okay?
01:08:40You've got us.
01:08:42All of us.
01:08:44We're family.
01:08:51Show him what pain is.
01:08:53Damn right.
01:08:55Chris is going back into the synagogue.
01:08:57He's waiting.
01:08:58And he has himself in the face of the synagogue and he's crushed in a field.
01:09:04Wow.
01:09:05Hey.
01:09:07Wow.
01:09:08It's a surprise.
01:09:10What brings you down from your supervillain lair?
01:09:14Funny.
01:09:15Remember that material for the air.
01:09:18Somehow I don't think you came down here to tell me that.
01:09:21Just a little wellness visit.
01:09:22How are you and Moses feeling lately?
01:09:24Well, you know.
01:09:26I got really high cholesterol.
01:09:28And Moses, unfortunately, has a heart murmur.
01:09:32Seriously, what's on your mind?
01:09:35Listen.
01:09:37Whatever happens tonight.
01:09:39Don't stop the show.
01:09:41Keep it going.
01:09:43What he's saying is.
01:09:45No matter what you see.
01:09:47The show must go on.
01:09:49I get it.
01:09:50Don't have to tell me twice.
01:09:53Thanks, chief.
01:10:00I increased the dosage quite a bit.
01:10:02A handful of mental sedatives.
01:10:04Whose names you wouldn't be able to pronounce.
01:10:07They'll be sitting pretty for quite a while.
01:10:10Domino.
01:10:12Hey.
01:10:13Don't forget.
01:10:18Yeah.
01:10:19Yeah.
01:10:24Welcome back.
01:10:26To another episode of.
01:10:28Arena Wars.
01:10:30I love you.
01:10:32This special episode will feature the return.
01:10:35Of our first contestants to last more than one week.
01:10:38In five seasons.
01:10:40And don't forget Luke Bender.
01:10:42Former Marine.
01:10:44And the first innocent contestant.
01:10:46In the history of the show.
01:10:47Here it is.
01:10:48Here it is.
01:10:49Oh, boy!
01:10:56Lucky shot.
01:10:57Oh, lucky my ass, man.
01:10:59Teamwork makes the dream work, Coach East.
01:11:00All right?
01:11:02I see people coming here one night.
01:11:04Get lucky.
01:11:05Come back for the next show.
01:11:06Get wiped out in the first ten seconds.
01:11:08Sounds like you have a bad judge of character, my friend.
01:11:10The only person getting lucky tonight.
01:11:11Is your mom.
01:11:13She's gone.
01:11:16See you now.
01:11:17Bye-bye.
01:11:19Not so bad.
01:11:20I wonder how much fun it'll pull off, man.
01:11:22Not bad.
01:11:24Let's go.
01:11:28Where are we going, man?
01:11:30Where are we going?
01:11:31We're going to the gym.
01:11:32We're going.
01:11:33We're going.
01:11:34We're going.
01:11:35We're going.
01:11:36We're going.
01:11:37We're going.
01:11:38We're going.
01:11:39We're going.
01:11:40We're going.
01:11:41We're going.
01:11:42We're going.
01:11:43We're going.
01:11:44We're going.
01:11:45Whoo!
01:11:46Whoa, whoa, whoa!
01:11:47Whoa, whoa!
01:11:48When I first saw these guys, I didn't think a damn thing about them.
01:11:59A bunch of sad-sack losers.
01:12:00And now, I actually think they have a chance to win the whole thing.
01:12:01You know, but I've been wrong before, too.
01:12:11I know everyone's going crazy for Luke Bender, but Minty, now that is a real man.
01:12:26They got us a dope ass theme song and everything.
01:12:31Hell yeah.
01:12:33You ever thought you'd be a celebrity, K-Town?
01:12:36Not unless you count the evening news.
01:12:40Shit, I've missed this stuff.
01:12:46Reminds you of the ring, huh?
01:12:48Hell yeah.
01:12:50All it's missing is the crowd.
01:12:53We need the energy.
01:13:00Luke Bender. Nice to meet you, babe. I'm Holly Day.
01:13:04Tell us, how are you feeling about tonight's showdown?
01:13:10I don't know.
01:13:13Hey, uh...
01:13:17First, I should probably, uh...
01:13:20thank the producers...
01:13:23for this...
01:13:25incredible opportunity.
01:13:30Not to step in the middle of the hype, alright?
01:13:33Not to disappoint the viewers and all.
01:13:35Why?
01:13:38We're not fighting. We're not fighting for money.
01:13:43We're fighting for you.
01:13:54I need to go down and check on Holly Day's dressing room.
01:13:58There's some commotion going on down there.
01:14:01Yeah?
01:14:08Fuck.
01:14:13Are you ready?
01:14:16I said, are you ready?
01:14:20Then let's fucking do this!
01:14:29Go back. Go back.
01:14:31Go back.
01:14:36Anyone got a plan?
01:14:37Sun Tzu, art of war. Old school guerrilla warfare tactics.
01:14:40I'll take one for the devil.
01:14:42It's run, dodge, bait, strike from the flanks.
01:14:44How easy enough.
01:14:45Just keep moving, confuse them, and ambush. Got it?
01:14:47Got it.
01:14:49Motherfucker.
01:15:02Fuck!
01:15:15Yes! Yes! That's the one right there!
01:15:19Against the rules to celebrate?
01:15:21It's not against the rules.
01:15:23I wasn't asking.
01:15:25No.
01:15:28Good job.
01:15:35Listen, a serious note now.
01:15:42A word from our sponsors.
01:15:46Breathe through it. Stay with me.
01:15:52This is my phone.
01:15:54My calls.
01:15:56How come you're here?
01:15:58Don't be sorry.
01:16:00I'm just glad that I got to spend time
01:16:06side by side with Molly.
01:16:12Side by side with Molly.
01:16:22Stay with me.
01:16:42Damn, look at me.
01:16:44I'm sorry.
01:16:46I am so goddamn sorry.
01:16:48But we have to keep moving.
01:16:51You gotta keep moving.
01:16:53You can do this, all right?
01:16:55Come on. Come on.
01:17:02I'm sorry.
01:17:04I'm sorry.
01:17:06I'm sorry.
01:17:08I'm sorry.
01:17:34We must be out there, huh?
01:17:36We must be.
01:17:38Hey.
01:17:41Are we all right?
01:17:44We're good.
01:17:49As good as it can be.
01:17:52You?
01:17:55Same.
01:17:57Hey. Hey.
01:17:59You okay?
01:18:01Yeah.
01:18:04How long do you think we're good?
01:18:06Not long. Maybe another 10, 15 seconds.
01:18:08We need to be ready.
01:18:11No more fucking surprises.
01:18:14Yeah.
01:18:16It's go time.
01:18:33Come on.
01:19:03What?
01:19:17Over here.
01:19:33Fuck!
01:20:03Fuck.
01:20:22Hey. Hey. Hey. You're okay.
01:20:25You're okay.
01:20:26Billy. Billy. Billy, stop. Stop.
01:20:28Billy. Billy. Billy.
01:20:29He's done. He's done.
01:20:31You're okay.
01:20:33Are you all right?
01:20:35Oh, fuck.
01:20:37Yeah, fuck.
01:20:39I mean, he'd rather not fight him.
01:20:42I'm good. I'm good.
01:20:46Wow.
01:20:47That, that's a twist right there.
01:20:49I just got a text that the odds of a defender
01:20:51are going to the roof in Vegas right now.
01:20:57So, when's round three start?
01:20:59Oh, fuck. Oh, no, man.
01:21:01That fucking asshole caught me off guard.
01:21:03All right, guys, we got to move.
01:21:05We have to finish this.
01:21:07You lead the way, badass.
01:21:11Okay, let's go.
01:21:13Mmm.
01:21:27Welcome to the party.
01:21:39Be ready, guys. Just be ready.
01:21:44Oh, shit.
01:21:53Your eyes, motherfucker.
01:21:56Oh, shit.
01:22:12This is my car.
01:22:19Yeah.
01:22:21Here we go.
01:22:27Huh?
01:22:34Yeah.
01:22:52Okay.
01:22:56Oh, my God.
01:22:58Oh, my God. Oh, my God.
01:23:00Don't shoot me in the eye.
01:23:19You're beautiful.
01:23:21Oh, my God.
01:23:23Oh, my God.
01:23:25What the hell is going on?
01:23:35On the house, remember?
01:23:42That's it.
01:23:46How long does it take to give a kiss?
01:23:48They're super fast acting.
01:23:51Here we go.
01:23:56Here we go. Here we go.
01:24:01Three, two, one.
01:24:06Now.
01:24:25Oh, my God.
01:24:34Oh, my God.
01:24:46Get the ax.
01:24:48Get the ax.
01:24:55Oh, my God.
01:25:05Come on.
01:25:18Something's wrong.
01:25:20Yeah, the stupid one handed something to Bender.
01:25:23I've got to bypass security.
01:25:25Any ideas?
01:25:31Domino?
01:25:34Yeah.
01:25:36Stop. Stop.
01:25:38Please.
01:25:40What?
01:25:41Please.
01:25:43Fuck.
01:25:45You took your dose, right?
01:25:47I was in the room with you, but...
01:25:49I always do.
01:25:51Yes or no?
01:25:53Yes.
01:25:55I took the dose.
01:25:57If you're telling the truth,
01:25:59then you wouldn't mind providing us with a blood sample, would you?
01:26:03Of course not.
01:26:05I'm always willing to comply.
01:26:09She hesitated.
01:26:14Talk.
01:26:16They dosed us.
01:26:18None of us want to be here.
01:26:21You see that?
01:26:23You're telling this to the world.
01:26:26I think you've forgotten how much you owe me.
01:26:28I don't owe you anything.
01:26:31You'd have died in the arena.
01:26:33You owe me your life.
01:26:35This is no life.
01:26:46What were you in for again?
01:26:49Oh, that's right.
01:26:51You were a hired killer.
01:26:53A sniper.
01:26:55I thought you'd have at least examined your own weapon.
01:27:08Please don't kill me.
01:27:12Oh, I'm not going to kill you.
01:27:14That would be a waste of talent.
01:27:18I'm just going to transfer you.
01:27:25Back to the arena.
01:27:33Who dosed you?
01:27:36Who dosed you?
01:27:41Talk.
01:27:48Get your ass over there.
01:27:52Welcome to Sudden Death.
01:27:59Let him go.
01:28:00We're still in the air, Luke.
01:28:02What kind of show would that be for the audience?
01:28:05You forced these people to be on your kill squad.
01:28:08Just like you forced me to be on your show.
01:28:11Well, it's hard to keep a steady flow of willing participants when death's part of the deal.
01:28:16I said, let him go.
01:28:19Don't worry about me, brother. He's going to kill me.
01:28:21Quiet!
01:28:23Spoilers.
01:28:25You shoot him, and then what?
01:28:27We find out if you're really a killer.
01:28:30I'm not.
01:28:32Don't tell me you never killed a man in battle.
01:28:34And don't tell me you didn't feel rushed from it.
01:28:37This isn't war.
01:28:38The audience is bloodthirsty.
01:28:40And you gave them what they wanted.
01:28:42It's war.
01:28:44What does that make you?
01:28:47You're the one making the profit.
01:28:50Like I said before, Luke.
01:28:54This is entertainment.
01:28:56That's all it is.
01:29:01Luke.
01:29:03It's time to go home.
01:29:09Luke!
01:29:14Luke!
01:29:34Jesus Christ, I thought he'd never shut up.
01:29:38Can we get the fuck out of here now?
01:29:41Yeah.
01:29:42Why?
01:29:43The chip's in our heads.
01:29:45Fuck.
01:29:47Don't worry about that.
01:29:49I'm surprised you didn't recognize a military tech.
01:29:59Thank you.
01:30:01Who mentioned it?
01:30:05How do we get out of here?
01:30:08Follow me.
01:30:11Man.
01:30:14We're going to need the jewels right about now, Bill.
01:30:29I'm free.
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01:31:31So, uh, let me get this right.
01:31:34You slept with a trust killer in the 20s, 30s?
01:31:38The namesake.
01:31:41You've got a great outfit.
01:31:43I heard that you, uh, are a big fan of the show.
01:31:45Is that true?
01:31:46Not only a fan, but you know I'm an employee also.
01:31:49And I don't know if you know this or not,
01:31:51but I talk about five or six faces down from you every day.
01:31:56You're looking a little nervous, son.
01:31:58What's the matter? I ain't gonna bite you.
01:32:00I'm nervous because I don't want to die.
01:32:02You can go back to jail if you want.
01:32:04Oh, I can't.
01:32:05Why can't?
01:32:06Because they don't give us the option.
01:32:08Who, who, who, who, who's they?
01:32:10They, the whole thing.
01:32:12Oh, yeah, yeah, yeah.
01:32:14I guess I'd be nervous, too.
01:32:16Hey, by the way, do you still have the Heisman trophy?
01:32:19I sold it on eBay.
01:32:21Yeah.
01:32:22Hey, buddy.
01:32:24Um, don't shake hands.
01:32:26Those are crazy things.
01:32:27If that happened, I'd...
01:32:28First off, I need to tell you, you're a big fan.
01:32:31Oh, thanks.
01:32:32That Hail Mary in the fourth quarter in that game against the Raiders,
01:32:35just absolutely beautiful.
01:32:37Yeah, thanks a lot.
01:32:38Uh, thanks a lot.
01:32:40It's fine.
01:32:41All right, whatever.
01:32:42What's the matter with you, son?
01:32:44I'm on the camera with you?
01:32:45Yeah, that's right.
01:32:50You ever hear the expression, deer in headlights?
01:32:52You don't remember me.
01:32:54Should I?
01:32:55Come on, Jimmy Magnus.
01:32:57I'm the guy that took you to the emergency ward,
01:33:02stayed with you all night after you tore your ACL.
01:33:05Badass Jimmy Magnus.
01:33:13Is it true that you're an actual member of the Yakuza?
01:33:17Uh-huh.
01:33:1830 years.
01:33:19If you win back your freedom, what are you going to do?
01:33:22Are you going to go back to Japan?
01:33:23Yeah.
01:33:33So I hear that you're actually related to one of our guys.
01:33:38That's right.
01:33:39Master Blaster and I are twin brothers.
01:33:43I always thought you threw that last Super Bowl.
01:33:46You know that?
01:33:47I mean, if you don't want to admit it,
01:33:49maybe we can meet somewhere after and discuss it.
01:33:52No, but I have a gun.
01:33:54It's good to see you, though.
01:33:55I've been hoping you'd get me on here once in a while.
01:33:58Once anyway.
01:33:59Here you are.
01:34:00Here I am.
01:34:01Well, you know, that's what happens.
01:34:02You spend 10 years getting your ass kicked,
01:34:04and then, if you're lucky,
01:34:06you end up being a commentator on a talk show
01:34:09or the star of a cartoon
01:34:11or selling some insurance policies.
01:34:20I haven't seen you guys in a while.
01:34:21You're always on the field, yeah?
01:34:23Oh, we just came out to pick up our chips.
01:34:25You called us over here.
01:34:26They make you pick them up?
01:34:29Hey, I'm not doing this for you.
01:34:30I figured you could pay electronically.
01:34:33Well, the state pays us electronically,
01:34:35but this is blood money.
01:34:37Come on.
01:34:39I know.
01:34:41Yeah, yeah.
01:34:42No, I get it.
01:34:43I understand, yeah.
01:34:44Blood money is, you know,
01:34:45I guess in the long run it's all blood money.
01:34:48I mean, how do you deal with it?
01:34:49What's the difference?
01:34:50Ethics.
01:34:52Ethics.
01:34:53Yeah, I agree with that.
01:34:54Ethics.
01:35:04Yeah.
01:35:05Yeah.
01:35:06Yeah.