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00:00Chris Benoit, two out of three falls.
00:02Chris Benoit stole the medal!
00:04Oh, what?
00:06I'm on camera.
00:07Hello?
00:08Oh, you were on camera.
00:09Steven Richardson, Ivory, right to censor.
00:12What the hell are they doing out here?
00:14I don't know. I don't like it.
00:16Why are you asking me?
00:18I don't think they were invited to insurrection.
00:21Well, they weren't invited to interrupt,
00:22but I'm on camera talking.
00:25Much of the crowd at Earl's Court
00:27giving right to censor a round of booze.
00:35This group who tries to stop freedom of expression
00:39is obviously out here not to greet the folks in London.
00:42No, I hate censorship, personally.
00:46I don't know so much as I hate you,
00:47but let's not go there.
00:52I think Gianfranco Zola likes French censorship, though.
00:58I wish Steven Richardson would worry about winning matches
01:01than censoring people.
01:03You people should all be ashamed of yourselves.
01:08Well, I am.
01:13I heard what was going on in this country,
01:17and I had to come here in person
01:20to tell each and every one of you
01:22that what you're doing is wrong.
01:27People should come to this country
01:31to see Big Ben and the London Bridge,
01:36not naked breasts on page three of the Daily Newspaper.
01:42A newspaper that is sold to children.
01:52Children viewing naked breasts.
02:00It's no wonder that this society is so disturbed.
02:09But everything will be okay,
02:12because I, Steven Richards, will be your Martin Luther King.
02:17I, Steven Richards, will be your Winston Churchill.
02:25I will fight for each and every one of you
02:28so your children do not have to view
02:32this poisonous sexuality.
02:35No more! No more! No more!
02:39So, tonight, I have started a campaign
02:42No more! No more! No more!
02:45So, tonight, I have started the fight right here in England,
02:49and I have spoken to Commissioner Regal,
02:53and he has allowed me to censor the Ladies' Battle Royal.
03:00What?
03:03He said he's gonna censor the Ladies' Battle Royal.
03:05So, I officially announce
03:07that the Ladies' Battle Royal is canceled.
03:11Oh, come on!
03:13No! No! No! No!
03:17So, ladies, please come out here
03:20and show all these good people
03:22that you, too, can indeed change your ways.
03:27First, Miss Jackie.
03:31Miss Jacqueline is gonna come out here
03:33to show these people that she can change her ways.
03:36The former Women's Champion.
03:38Did you ever think Ivy would have changed her ways
03:41You never know. She might be the next recruit.
03:45Well, Stephen Richards just dropped the bombshell, folks.
03:48He said he spoke with Commissioner Regal,
03:50and the Commissioner agreed that the Women's Battle Royal
03:54set for tonight is gonna be canceled.
03:56I didn't know that the RTC was in with the Commission.
03:59I'm very impressed. I gotta admit it.
04:02And so should you, for that matter.
04:06And now, if she's not too busy
04:09pushing up her breasts anymore,
04:11please bring out Trish Stratus.
04:13Trish Stratus?
04:23Great reaction for Trish.
04:24Here at Sold Out Earl's, born in London,
04:27Trish, the former plaything of Mr. McMahon.
04:31But she realized the error of her ways.
04:35Speaking of Mr. McMahon, that divorce thing's
04:36really getting to him.
04:38Oh, you think so?
04:41Why do you think it's getting to him?
04:43Saw his reaction earlier tonight,
04:44when Linda showed up, changed the whole card
04:46for insurrection. He was not pleased.
04:48I just think he's a loving husband
04:50and wants to do what's right for his wife.
04:52Oh, come on.
04:54Oh, you don't think that women should have the power
04:56to make decisions every now and then?
04:58Possibly the most disgusting,
05:00lewd woman in the World Wrestling Federation,
05:06Lita.
05:12Oh, these thousands of fans in Earl Court
05:14don't find Lita too disgusting.
05:19In fact, somewhere down the road,
05:20Lita's getting a shot at China's women's title.
05:25Can you imagine Lita versus China one-on-one?
05:30I can. You didn't answer my question.
05:32My question was not rhetorical.
05:34It's going to be a great matchup.
05:36Thank you. China's been dominating
05:37the women's division.
05:39May not be quite that way when Lita gets into the ring
05:42for the ninth winner of the World.
05:47So, let's see who joins the RTC now.
05:53Look at all of you. Look at all of you.
05:59You can look at all of us, people,
06:01and it's clear to see that I am the only woman fit for royalty.
06:07Oh, my.
06:13All I see here are a bunch of street corner slappers.
06:20Oh, you know what slapper means?
06:22No, why don't you tell me? Don't want to go there.
06:26Stephen, I think we're wasting our time
06:30on this collection of trash.
06:35But don't worry.
06:36I will continue to fight the good fight with you.
06:43Well, that's reassuring.
06:45Look out. Jackie from behind.
06:47Dropkick to Ivory.
06:50And now Lita and Jacqueline taking Miss Press
06:55for a ride.
06:58Upstairs, right in the center, right.
07:00What are they doing?
07:01I don't know, but Mike makes right,
07:03and they're straightening the numbers,
07:04and they're ripping off Ivory's clothes.
07:08Ivory has been, she's been stripped of her shirt.
07:14These ladies are, and check out, check it out.
07:19I am checking it out.
07:24Trish, Jacqueline, and Lita showing Ivory
07:28what they think about her.
07:29You know, my Aunt Sadie has the same type of bloomers.
07:32That's why you people cheer for that.
07:36I thought it was hilarious.
07:37Yeah, but Stephen doesn't.
07:39All of you people need my direction,
07:42not the encouragement of these hussies.
07:46Stephen Richards is extremely upset.
07:50Look at the look on his face.
07:53Lita and Jacqueline want Stephen, and...
07:56I think Trish wants him in a different way.
07:59Stephen may think twice about righting the censor after this.
08:04Stevie, it must be so hard to be in control all the time.
08:11Why don't you let someone else take control?
08:16Don't worry, you're in good hands.
08:21Oh, Trish, a shot to Stephen Richards,
08:26and now Stephen Richards is being exposed.
08:30You can't fight with your pants down around your ankles.
08:33DDT, and that's what you get for being a little too
08:38DDT, and that's what Trish Lita and Jacqueline
08:43think of righting the censor.
08:46We're not through yet.
08:48Oh, no, Lita's going up.
08:50Lita to the top rope.
08:55Lita's out from the top rope.
09:00Lita, Jacqueline, Trish saying heck with the right to censor.
09:05Stephen Richards returning to the U.S.
09:10with his tail between his legs.
09:15That's women's right for you, and the left, too.
09:20Righting the censor thought they were going to change Lita,
09:25Trish, and Jacqueline.
09:27All they did was angle him.
09:29Well, folks, it turned into perhaps the most competitive
09:33rivalry in the WWE today.
09:35Two technically sound wrestlers, Benoit and Angle.