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00:00The first match this evening is scheduled for one fall and
00:05it is for the WWE Women's Championship.
00:09And it is the first, the challenger.
00:12From Toronto, Canada, Trish Stratus.
00:24Last week Trish and Bon in a tag team match.
00:27We're in that tag team match, King.
00:29He pinned the WWE Women's Champion, Mickie James.
00:33You got that right.
00:34Look, little help there from Tori Wilson, or at least a distraction.
00:37Tori Wilson, the special referee in that match.
00:39And that gave Trish the opportunity to deliver a little bit of, well,
00:44we all know it, we all love it, it's Stratus-faction.
00:48And certainly Trish, a former six-time Women's Champion from Toronto.
00:53Has the opportunity to regain the championship right here tonight,
00:57live in Memphis, Tennessee, in the good old USA.
01:00Wow, it's been hot in Memphis.
01:08And from Richmond, Virginia, she is the WWE Women's Champion, Mickie James.
01:14Well, as we mentioned, www.com is following a couple of huge stories.
01:18The injury situation involving Hulk Hogan.
01:21Also, www.com, about a 1999 study involving the relationship
01:30of kids watching wrestling on television and engaging in, get this, King,
01:35what, date biting.
01:37Date what?
01:38Date biting.
01:39What is that?
01:40I don't have a damn clue what date biting is.
01:42Oh, man.
01:43Well, I gotta check out www.com.
01:45That's probably a lapper.
01:49Well, that's what it's all about right there, ladies and gentlemen.
01:51The WWE Women's Title should be a good one here.
01:55What a way to start Raw, JR.
01:57Absolutely.
01:57Wait a minute, Trish and
02:02Mickie locking up, but here's the WWE Champion.
02:08Stop the music.
02:09Stop this match.
02:11Stop the damn match.
02:13As a matter of fact, stop the show.
02:15I am sick of taking a back seat.
02:19I am the WWE Champion.
02:24So, Mickie, shut up.
02:27Mickie, hit the bricks, toots.
02:31This match is now officially over.
02:34Wait a minute.
02:35Let's say it's doing it.
02:37As a matter of fact, as of right now, I am taking over Raw.
02:41But Trish, I want you to stay here because I want you to hear this.
02:49I want the world to hear that I am a two-time WWE Champion.
02:57And I am sick of getting no respect around here.
03:06Do people think it's fair that I have to defend this title
03:11against John Cena at SummerSlam?
03:15So you think it's fair that I have to go into his hometown of Boston to do it?
03:24So you must think it's fair that if I get disqualified,
03:30I lose this championship.
03:33Well, since you're all mindless sheep, let me give you the real answer.
03:43No, it's not fair.
03:45I have to put up with more crap than any champion
03:50in the history of this company, and I'm sick of it.
03:56Wait, you want an example?
04:04Let's take a look at the SummerSlam promotional poster,
04:07the biggest party of the summer, shall we?
04:09Put it up in the straw.
04:11Put up the poster, put it up.
04:16He wants the poster for SummerSlam?
04:22Look what we have here.
04:23Who's front and center?
04:25YDX, of course, naturally, they have to be.
04:30And look, they're holding hot dogs.
04:32Well, how original and funny and cute.
04:34Lita, please hold me up.
04:36I'm laughing so hard.
04:39And look at that.
04:41There's the challenger to the WWE Championship, John Cena.
04:51And of course, he's in his natural pose, looking like a complete idiot.
04:58And Trish, Trish, there you are.
05:01There you are, Trish, and wait,
05:03we had to get Batista on there before he gets injured again.
05:10But that's okay, that's okay.
05:12Because I thought, surely, surely, they'll make it up to me.
05:17I'll be on the cover of the new WWE magazine that it hits newsstands tomorrow.
05:26You know, I heard a rumor that it was someone from Toronto.
05:31Someone blonde, and someone that looks like a million bucks.
05:36So let's see the cover of that magazine right now, shall we?
05:53It's not me.
05:55Why, Trish, it's you.
06:01So I've been bypassed by someone who hasn't won a match in over a year.
06:06But you see, Trish, unlike you, I am a winner.
06:13And I'm gonna prove it at SummerSlam when I beat John Cena.
06:16One, two, three.
06:18You wanna know what Edge's problem is?
06:28Maybe it's having to take a backseat to a no-talent slut like you.
06:37Hey, Ben, please allow me to remove this piece of trash from the ring.
06:47Uh-oh, a bought-off warning, too, there, Alida.
06:51I think if I were Trish, I'd just get out of here.
06:58But Trish is not gonna back down from Alida, I'll tell you that.
07:01Watch it, Edge has got a hold of it.
07:02And, no, a spear by Alida, taking a page out of Edge's playbook.
07:11Alida spearing Trish.
07:13No, wait a minute, Edge wants Alida to pick Trish up.
07:18Edge is gonna spear, come on now, wait a minute.
07:20Now, what kind of man would do something like that?
07:22What kind of man would spear a woman?
07:25Hey, hey, hey.
07:26Carlito, Carlito, looking to Trish's aid.
07:31And look at Carlito, landing those left hands.
07:34Alida and Edge hitting the spear.
07:39No, they're not.
07:40I thought Edge had left, I think Carlito did as well.
07:43The WWE Champion nailing Carlito with that spear king.
07:49Wow, now we know there's a hot relationship between the Rated-R Superstar and Alida.
07:56I gotta think that's obviously why Carlito came out to help Trish as well.
08:02Well, no doubt about it, they gotta be an item, at least.
08:08But they're not a very attractive couple laying on their back like that,
08:12thanks to Edge and Alida.
08:13Well, here's the WWE Champion folks, the number one contender for the WWE title,
08:17John Cena.
08:19The man Edge will face at SummerSlam is here live tonight as well.
08:23And what a way to kick off Monday Night Raw.