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00:00live tonight.
00:01And what a way to start off Monday Night Raw.
00:10And I guarantee you, King, this match made last week, and
00:14this young lady Lita, I got a feeling can't wait.
00:17I can't wait either.
00:19This is my favorite way to start off Raw.
00:21Introducing first, from Stanford, North Carolina, Lita.
00:26Well, Lita's had so many things weighing heavily on her mind.
00:31Primarily King, and obviously King, but
00:34last week it was a proved joke that Trish played on Lita.
00:39As you'll see here, it was Trish having a conversation and Melissa.
00:45How are you holding up?
00:46Okay, okay, I guess.
00:49Yeah, I mean, I just.
00:51My God, it's King!
00:53It's King!
00:54Aah!
00:55Aah!
00:56Aah!
00:57Aah!
00:58Aah!
00:59Aah!
01:00Aah!
01:01Aah!
01:02Aah!
01:03Aah!
01:04Aah!
01:05Aah!
01:06Aah!
01:07Aah!
01:08Aah!
01:09Well, Trish was the only one laughing.
01:13That was not a funny joke.
01:15With all the hell that King has been putting that young woman through.
01:19I know you're not going to agree, but I think she way overreacted.
01:24Here we go.
01:25And from Toronto, Canada, Trish Stratus.
01:31Well, I'll tell you the interesting part about this match,
01:33and there are a lot of interesting facets of it.
01:35The general manager, Eric Bischoff, has banned all outside parties from ringside.
01:40You know, Christian hates that, because this is Christian's,
01:43well, he's discovered her as his little angel, his flower, and
01:46she is that.
01:47No, Christian, no problem solver, Tyson Tomko, and Nomad Hardy.
01:52Strictly a one-on-one match.
01:54Lita and Trish kicking off Monday Night Raw live from San Diego.
02:01Oh, puppy's in stereo, JR.
02:03There's nothing better than that.
02:04Referee Jack Doan calls for the bell.
02:08Come on, JR, you got to admit, that was a joke.
02:10She's trying to scare Lita again.
02:12Hey!
02:13Lita's not laughing.
02:15And monkey flip right into the mount position by Lita,
02:19and Lita hammering away with right hands on Trish.
02:22Somebody needs to help Lita get a little bit of a sense of humor here now.
02:26Well, how can you condemn Lita for all the,
02:30can you imagine her life since Kane has interjected himself
02:34the last two or three weeks?
02:38Trish by hair pulling right in front of the referee.
02:40Referee Jack Doan admonishing Trish.
02:44We're taking Lita down.
02:45I'll be honest with you, JR,
02:46the last time I saw Kane plant a big hot kiss on Lita's lips,
02:50I don't think Lita protested too much.
02:53I think she sort of liked it.
02:55Oh, that is ridiculous.
02:57You would hope she liked it.
02:59I don't know how any living being could like
03:01the treatment that Kane has been-
03:06Lita, she's been off her game a little bit lately because of Kane,
03:09but she looks like she's pretty focused tonight.
03:12Lita over the head counter to the head scissors,
03:15taking down Trish.
03:16Look out, Trish!
03:17And Lita going for the roll up,
03:19but got a near fall here in the early going.
03:22Stop, stop her.
03:23Oh, there you go.
03:24That's how you stop her.
03:26Hot shot like maneuver on the second rope by Trish.
03:29And Trish now has to gather her thoughts.
03:32That little angel is not used to being treated in this manner.
03:36Little angel.
03:37And look at this.
03:38She's an innocent little angel.
03:40A little choke by Trish on Lita.
03:43And again, the referee admonishing Trish,
03:46seemingly to no avail.
03:48Oh, watch this.
03:49This should be really good, JR.
03:51What's Trish going to do here with that second turnbuckle?
03:55You know she likes it rough.
03:57A rear naked choke.
04:00And you heard the count of four.
04:02Referee reached five.
04:04We have had a disqualification, as Trish says,
04:07some unflattering things it would seem.
04:09Unflattering things about Trish.
04:10Look how cute her little buns look up there on that top rope.
04:13Oh, they're just adorable.
04:14Yes, they are.
04:16Nothing but a choke.
04:18Oh, look at this.
04:19Lita, beautiful.
04:20Getting knocked down from the clothesline.
04:22That's it.
04:23That's it.
04:25Come on, you innocent little angel.
04:27Trish effectively using that choke.
04:30What would you prefer to call Trish, an angel or a flower?
04:33How about Jezebel?
04:35Come on, JR.
04:39Not too many people even know what a Jezebel is.
04:41Well, they should read the Bible.
04:42There they learn.
04:43That's a nice shot of Trish.
04:45A netbreaker by Trish.
04:47And Trish looking for a toast.
04:49Through the straps of this block.
04:52Wait a minute.
04:53The roll up.
04:54Oh, near fall.
04:55That was close.
04:56There you go.
04:57Trish right back in.
04:58And now Trish going for the cover.
04:59Trish with a hook of the leg.
05:00And again, Lita shows her tenacity and will to win this match
05:04and gain some retribution against Lita.
05:06I'd like to go back and see that kiss,
05:08some footage of that kiss again.
05:09Maybe even in slow motion.
05:11I tell you, Lita loved it.
05:13Well, when the home version comes out,
05:15you can get the DVD.
05:16Oh, look at this.
05:17Lita applied by Trish.
05:19That's not a choke.
05:21And Lita trying to fight back up and does so.
05:23Back up to her vertical base.
05:25Going to release some pressure.
05:26At least a little bit.
05:27Trying to fight out of it is Lita.
05:29Trying to cause some separation.
05:30But Trish grabbing the hair.
05:32Lita's trying to come out of more than just that hole.
05:35Hard shot.
05:37Oh, look at this.
05:38Slingbuster.
05:40Just when you think Lita's going to build some momentum,
05:42Trish cuts her right off.
05:44Come on, Trish.
05:45Two.
05:46The count.
05:47A long two count.
05:48Don't get frustrated, you little flower.
05:55There you go.
05:56Trish going right back to that version of a sleeper.
05:59No.
06:00Utilizing the rear naked choke earlier.
06:02Focusing on that surgically repaired neck of Lita is Trish.
06:07Again, no one allowed at ringside.
06:09By order of General Manager Eric Bishop.
06:12Including Van Hardy, Christian, and the problem solver Tyson Tompkins.
06:18Well, I don't think Lita's going to be that much of a problem for Trish.
06:22Oh, wait a minute.
06:23The man's coming too soon.
06:24Hard right hand by Lita.
06:26There you go.
06:28Oh, here we go.
06:29Oh, here we go.
06:30Are you ready for some stratusfaction?
06:32Oh, no.
06:33Oh.
06:34It looked like that Lita was ready for it.
06:36And a nice counter into the suplex.
06:38The little flower got dropped right on her head.
06:40She's got a cover.
06:41Oh, and got a near fall out of it.
06:43That was close.
06:44Another close near fall in a very competitive, physically intense matchup.
06:48Come on, Trish.
06:49The kickoff roll from San Diego, California.
06:52And, uh-oh.
06:53Uh-oh.
06:54Blocked.
06:55Hard right hand.
06:56And Lita now beating Trish to the punch.
06:58Hard kick to the midsection.
07:00Oh, no.
07:01This is not looking good.
07:02Lita snaps suplex.
07:03Lita in charge.
07:04But there's a nice mid bump.
07:05And a clothesline knockdown.
07:07Lita now building significant momentum.
07:09This should be it here.
07:11And, oh, Trish desperately fighting to get the shoulders off the canvas.
07:14Oh, come on, Trish.
07:17Arm ringer.
07:18Into the side brush and leg sweep.
07:20Floats over, pinning combination.
07:22Greg finds a leg.
07:23But, again, somehow Trish able to find a way off the canvas.
07:26Trish is a tuffly flower.
07:28Trish doesn't want to stay on her back tonight.
07:31I don't mean by that remark.
07:33Come on, Trish.
07:34Look out.
07:35Twist of fate coming up.
07:36There it is.
07:37It's over.
07:38Oh, no.
07:39Lita's got it here.
07:40Oh, no.
07:41Well, no, she doesn't.
07:42And Trish is shocked as we are that she was able to kick out, I think.
07:46Oh, the angel.
07:48Somehow she pulled it out.
07:50Come on, Trish.
07:51Trish on her last legs here.
07:54Lita.
07:56Uh-oh.
07:58Lita.
08:07Oh, wait a minute.
08:09Hey, wait.
08:10Hey, give me a beer on the rocks.
08:12Come on.
08:14Here is your winner, Trish Sanex.
08:19I love it.
08:20What now?
08:21Kane completely took Lita out of the game there.
08:24And Trish took advantage and cheated to win.
08:27Well, that time Kane really was behind Lita.
08:29Oh, look at that.
08:30Lita, did I distract you?
08:34I didn't mean to distract you.
08:36I don't mean to cause you any harm.
08:39I just want an answer.
08:42Yes or no.
08:46And I want your answer tonight.
08:50They better pray it's the right one.
08:56Ha.
08:57Ha, ha, ha, ha, ha.
09:02What's the answer about, JR?
09:04What's the question?
09:05And why tonight?
09:07Well, I think we're going to find out.