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00:00This programme contains strong language and adult humour.
00:30This programme contains strong language and adult humour.
01:00Ladies and gentlemen, welcome to the biggest race in the history of Tijuana and all of Mexico.
01:10A warm welcome to the fight for Baja.
01:13And now let's welcome our competitors.
01:17A warm applause for our drivers.
01:30Isabella, our son really looks like a hero.
01:43No wonder, he's the president's son.
01:46You're right, Aber. Today he's here as a driver.
01:49From Tijuana to San Lucas.
01:51It's a long way through the desert of Baja.
01:54A dangerous route for our boy.
01:57Boy, you say? Which boy?
01:59Don't forget, he's the president's son.
02:07This time, my Russian Brumberg, I'm going to beat you by a long shot.
02:10It warms you that I was faster in the last race than you.
02:14But Boris, we both know that I had the order to let you win.
02:18Fine, but this time it's about business.
02:21It's over, my Siberian forest runner.
02:28Unfortunately, we only have a small chance of winning, because the president's son, Goliath, is missing.
02:33Matt probably wanted to make himself popular with the Mexican president.
02:37But at least he made it possible for us to start here.
02:40And that's why Matt didn't want to give up.
02:50These weaklings are really no match for us.
02:53But we're not here because of the race.
02:55Yeah, but you don't have to rub that right under their noses.
03:01What do you want here, May?
03:03Stupid question, my boy. Of course I want to win the race.
03:06And when I see you ridiculous figures, I hardly believe that anyone can make me the winner.
03:11Calm down, Boris. The two gangsters have somehow spoiled the start permit.
03:15And we can wear our stripes on the race track.
03:17Yeah, we'll see each other on the track, boys.
03:19And then the ass-guys will have something to nibble on.
03:22Oh, wait a minute.
03:25You'd better pick up your strength for later, Boris.
03:28The driver who is the first to reach the finish line in San Lucas is the winner of this race.
03:33The course is marked by flags.
03:35We wish you good luck. On your marks, get set, go!
03:48The Mayhems have spoiled the start permit again.
03:51No wonder with the long line.
03:56Step on it, brothers. We have to catch up with them.
04:01Be patient, Max. We'll get through this.
04:04Well, I hope so.
04:07This track is a torture for the car.
04:11I'd rather take the off-road course.
04:15What do you say? It's going well now.
04:22Fortunately, the track is well marked. Boris has no chance against me.
04:26By the way, Boris, what's your name?
04:29My name is Max.
04:31The track is well marked. Boris has no chance against me.
04:35By the way, Boris, where is he?
04:37Right behind you, buddy.
04:39What?
04:45Drive, Boris. Watch out!
04:53Don't worry, little one. Boris is prepared for anything.
04:58And it looks like you're going to lose the race, little friend.
05:05Wait and see. The last one to laugh, laughs best.
05:13Don't forget that Boris drove a truck in Siberia for ten years.
05:17And this career experience makes him unbeatable.
05:22Yes, that's nice, Boris. No one can beat you.
05:25You should look to the left rather than to the right.
05:31Mask, action!
05:40Do you think you can do anything against the Russian bears with your sad bike?
05:46Come on, I'll teach you a lesson.
05:56He's superior to me on the ground,
05:58but from above I'm going to push him down like an eagle on a mouse.
06:09I'm going to teach you a lesson, you little cossack.
06:12Now you're done for.
06:19Your armor won't do you any good, you coward.
06:22Your destruction comes from above. Attack!
06:26Stay calm, my lord.
06:38How can I do this again, buddy?
06:40Don't worry, buddy. You can invite me for a vodka later.
06:45Mission accomplished, mayor. I flew the attack against the bears.
06:49I flew the attack against the bears. They were quite surprised.
06:53Very good. That will distract them for a while.
06:56Then we can now devote ourselves to our actual mission.
07:13My father will be very proud of me when I win the race.
07:16Mayday! Mayday! I need help! Urgently!
07:21Here's Droll. I understand you. What is the reason for your emergency call? Speak!
07:27We have a seriously injured on board. I need medical help. Mayday! Mayday!
07:33You're lucky. I was a doctor in the Mexican army. I'm coming.
07:39He got on my nerves.
07:41The race is important, but not as important as the life of a person.
07:46You're lucky.
07:50Come closer, you stupid head. Just a little bit. Then I'll get you.
08:02Mad Tracker told me everything about Venom. Now it's time to act.
08:07Get him, Max. Laser action!
08:16Ha ha ha ha!
08:21Ah!
08:24Ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha!
08:29Posh!
08:32Heat up the Cossacks, little brother.
08:36Ha ha ha ha ha ha ha!
08:44Don't worry, Raul. While Boris Mayhem is distracted, we'll get out of the dust.
08:55That's enough, Wehrmacht! Hexer action!
09:05Ha ha ha ha ha ha ha!
09:17Ah! Damn it!
09:24There you go. The big boss comes at the right time, as always.
09:27I have the same impression, my friend.
09:30It's not too late to win the race.
09:36Water cannon! Ha ha ha ha ha ha ha!
09:50Another obstacle.
09:59That could have easily gone in the eye.
10:06Attack program, yes. Object sighted, yes.
10:10Aimed, yes. Fire!
10:15Ah!
10:21Now we've got him. The boy will make us rich.
10:30Sailor Lester, keep your back to us, so we can win time to get to the coast.
10:38With the greatest happiness, I'm in my element out here.
10:41No one has a chance against Lester.
10:45I'm curious how much the son of the president of the Mexican government is worth.
10:49We'll sell his skin, little brother.
10:52Ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha!
11:00Ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha!
11:10Hello, boys. I'm the welcome committee. Ha ha ha ha ha ha ha!
11:15How do you like that?
11:23Ha ha ha! Now you can tell me all about it, friends!
11:29Ha ha ha!
11:35Stay where you are, brat!
11:37Catch me, brother! Ha ha ha ha ha ha ha!
11:40He's too fast for us.
11:42For you, of course. Hurricane action!
11:50Buy more. I'll teach Lester how to laugh.
11:53Good idea. His tickles are starting to get on my nerves.
11:57I don't care.
12:12Merriam has won enough time. I'm getting out of the dust now.
12:15Goodbye, boys! Ha ha ha ha ha ha ha!
12:19Ha ha ha!
12:25You were right, Barty. Goliath is here, but there's no sign of Raul.
12:35I found him!
12:37Good work, Boris. Don't let Venom get away. I'll catch up. See you soon.
12:42When you get here, all you have to do is collect the shards.
12:50Mask, action!
12:54Wait, Pushkin. If you want trouble, you can have it.
13:11Now I've had enough. Let's get out of here.
13:15You don't have to order me around.
13:17Do as I say. The president's son is in my power.
13:21And you don't want anything to happen to him, do you, Pushkin?
13:26I thought you wanted a fair fight, Merriam.
13:29I want to win. I'll leave the fairness to you, Cossack.
13:40I couldn't do anything about it. Raul is in his power.
13:43Maybe we should talk to the police.
13:45No, Boris. That's not a good idea. It would jeopardize Raul's life even more.
13:50I don't care about the race. I bet he's on his way to the coast.
13:56Yes, he's bringing Raul on his ship.
13:59Ali, your vehicle is by far the fastest.
14:02Drive ahead and see if our suspicions are confirmed.
14:05I'm on my way.
14:16There they are. Buddy was right.
14:22As soon as we've brought him on the ship, we're safe, brothers.
14:25And then we'll have a real vacation.
14:28What's that?
14:30Boris Pushkin.
14:31Yes.
14:35But he can't hurt us anymore.
14:38Brothers, this is a trap.
14:40I see that too, you stupid head.
14:47Merriam, talk to me. I'll activate his radio.
14:51You're right, Boris.
14:56Only one thing left to do.
14:58Is that all right?
14:59It's time to go.
15:01Yes, we're going to the coast now.
15:03Ma'am, you're talking too much. I'm going to put his radio out of service.
15:08Action!
15:14I lost contact with Lester, but I can fight the fight alone.
15:26And what now, Ma'am?
15:28Damn! The link system is destroyed. I can't control it anymore!
15:33I can't control it anymore!
15:51Damn it! This can't be happening!
15:54I'm resuming the race, and I'm going to win!
15:57Don't worry, Boris. I'm going to be first.
16:00Wait a minute, friends. I have something to say, too.
16:07I don't know if it's good for you to continue the race.
16:11Please understand me. I'm very grateful to you and your friends.
16:15But I have to finish the race. I want to win.
16:18I... I think I owe it to my father.
16:25Ali, this boy has an amazing willpower.
16:28But you probably need it, too, if you want to prove to your father how brave you are.
16:35I already have the victory in my pocket.
16:38No one will catch up with me.
16:40My lead is so great that I can tank in peace up ahead.
16:47Erdo Boris, this gas station is a trap set by Venom.
16:54Too late, Pushti.
16:58I have to go.
17:08Bravo, Rex. Good work. I'll take care of the rest.
17:12We'll take a little shortcut and they'll catch us off guard.
17:16I have to say, brother, sometimes you're really brilliant.
17:20Look, there they are. You were right again.
17:24I'm always right, brother. You should remember that.
17:28You're right.
17:41Mayhem really puts every stone in the way he can find.
17:46I'm with you, buddy.
17:49Lamp, action!
17:59The victory is ours!
18:08Now we'll put them in the trap!
18:22That's out of the question!
18:58I'm with you!
19:06Raoul won! Fantastic!
19:08Yes, and I have a place to play for that.
19:11But Venom has to build a new gas station now.
19:15Ha ha ha!
19:23Ali, I just want to know one thing. Why did you help Raoul win?
19:28You know, for the young man, the victory was more important to me.
19:32I have to agree.
19:37Come, my friends. I'd like to introduce you to my father, the President.
19:46The President
20:00Vanessa, an earthquake! I'm safe under this table, aren't I?
20:04Go to the basement.
20:06I'm not moving an inch.
20:08Oh, you know, I wish Bruno were here.
20:10Are you looking for me?
20:12Bruno, did you feel an earthquake?
20:14I only focused on my training. How am I supposed to feel anything?
20:44The President
20:54The President
21:00The President
21:04The President
21:07The President
21:14The President