THE Batman - S05 E06 - Joker Express (720p - HMax Web-DL)
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00:00Wow! Today was so busy, it wasn't even funny.
00:09Miss Potter?
00:11Sorry, I...excuse me.
00:14Oh, it's all right.
00:16It's all right.
00:18It's all right.
00:20It's all right.
00:22It's all right.
00:24It's all right.
00:26It's all right.
00:28Sorry, I...excuse me.
00:35Miss Potter?
00:40Miss Potter!
00:55What's so funny?
00:59Going somewhere?
01:01I don't think so.
01:09Tortured smile. Uncontrollable laughing fits.
01:12Joker.
01:14Hardly seems like a simple bank scheme is worth his time.
01:28Who said it was simple?
02:28We did what we could, but the outbreak was too scattered.
02:50Too random to contain.
02:52Tell me about it.
02:53I had my people all over Gotham trying to chase down these giggle bandits.
02:57Unfortunately, the change was only temporary.
02:59The victims have no idea what came over them or why.
03:02Clearly, Joker infected these people to do his criminal bidding.
03:05But how?
03:06That's the million dollar question.
03:08None of his victims seem to have anything in common.
03:12What kind of person lets himself go all giggly for that goon?
03:16Hey, it wasn't their fault. Joker obviously got to them.
03:19Maybe he used a gas or a powder or...
03:22something, I don't know.
03:24You saw the talk screens. There was no trace of anything in the victims.
03:28Hey, I'm being serious here.
03:30So... so am I!
03:37Oh boy.
03:46The jewelry store.
03:50But who are they chasing?
03:55Batman, we've got a situa...
04:03Oh no you don't.
04:09Come on Batgirl, snap out of it.
04:17Okay, this time I'm not fooling around.
04:24Ha ha ha!
04:45Batgirl!
04:46Huh?
04:55Ha ha ha!
05:05Is it safe?
05:07A brief timeout should reset her personality.
05:11Batman?
05:12How do you feel?
05:14Confused. What's going on?
05:17Someone got a case of the giggles.
05:19Who?
05:21No!
05:23I must have been really out of it. I hate pearls.
05:26Do you know where you were taking the stolen jewels?
05:31No, but I've got an idea.
05:41Looks like the fish are biting tonight.
05:51Ahoy, landlubbers!
05:53Stop by to see me off? How thoughtful!
05:57Punch?
05:58Got it!
06:04Bon voyage, Bats!
06:09Great. Now what?
06:11We figure out how he got to you.
06:21Cute jacket.
06:24This tanks.
06:25Got a better idea?
06:27No, but that doesn't make following the Shopping Queen tank any less.
06:31Joker did something to Barbara at some point during her day.
06:34Yeah, and by retracing her steps, we're hoping to figure out when and where.
06:38But Bruce, we just spent the last two hours watching her shop for handbags.
06:43Well, you're in luck. I think she's moved on to the main event.
06:46Comic books?
06:48Shoes.
06:49Ugh.
06:52Ooh.
06:59After her morning shopping trip, Barbara took the train to school.
07:02Let's just hope they don't have a shoe store on campus.
07:16Ugh.
07:46Ah!
08:08We could use some help here.
08:10We got our own problems.
08:17Ha ha ha ha!
08:25And this was the scene last evening.
08:27If this particular giggle bandit looks familiar, he should.
08:31It's none other than billionaire Bruce Wayne,
08:34proving even Gotham's elite can fall prey to Joker's schemes.
08:38Annoying, isn't it? Welcome to my world.
08:41Of course, all charges have been dropped against Mr. Wayne and his companions,
08:45despite a scuffle with the police.
08:47The authorities are lucky to have sustained as few injuries as they did.
08:51This time, Joker's victims threw their stolen property off the East Canal Bridge.
08:56Wait a minute.
08:58That woman looks familiar.
09:03She was on the train.
09:04Yeah. Who could forget that hat?
09:07The boy with the piercing. The old man.
09:09They were there, too. They all were.
09:12The commuter train.
09:13Joker's using the train.
09:15How does he brainwash people with a train?
09:26The lights.
09:43Life getting you down, boobie? Feel like you're just alone for the ride.
09:48Then relax. Clear your minds.
09:51And look into the lights.
09:53The peaceful lights.
09:55The soothing lights.
10:03Make sure everyone stays out of the first car.
10:14The last public transportation.
10:16What's the matter with the lights?
10:19Your scheme has just been derailed.
10:22Excuse me.
10:23I'm the conductor here, and all passengers must get their tickets.
10:32Boys.
10:44Well, isn't that hospitable.
10:46Judy wants you to have his seat.
11:14Hyah!
11:20If you'll excuse me, I've got business to conduct.
11:29Runaway train, anyone?
11:39We're heading for a dead end.
11:41We've got all those passengers back there.
11:43And no airbags.
11:44Grab my arm.
12:06Come on. We make the rest of this trip on foot.
12:12Come on.
12:21It's all caves and tunnels down here.
12:24Like a giant hunk of Swiss cheese.
12:26In the late 1800s, Gotham was a thriving coal mining town.
12:29Who knows how many tunnels riddled this city's foundation.
12:32Ooh! Crime fighter and history professor all in one.
12:36I'm so glad you decided to drop in.
12:42Must have been exciting in those days.
12:46Such dangerous work down in the mines.
12:51What of all the accidents?
12:53Cave-ins and poison gas.
12:59Oh!
13:00Oh!
13:01Oh!
13:02Oh!
13:03Oh!
13:04Oh!
13:05Oh!
13:06Oh!
13:07Oh!
13:08Oh!
13:09Oh!
13:11Oh!
13:18End of the line.
13:32Rise and shine, Bat Gang!
13:41Look! You have your very own cage!
13:44Just like Ralph here.
13:48It's a pretty good haul, don't you think?
13:50Just imagine what I'll get for these on the Internet.
13:54Let me guess. You're going to run us over with your train.
13:57Real original.
13:58I assure you, that joke is too obvious, even for me.
14:03I've cooked up a far more crushing defeat for my little cave-bats.
14:07You see, you were right about all the tunnels under Gotham.
14:10The place is lousy with them.
14:12So I thought I'd spruce them up a bit.
14:19Dynamite.
14:21Miles of it.
14:22Just imagine all these tunnels blowing at once.
14:25The entire city swallowed into a great big sinkhole.
14:30Ashes to ashes.
14:32And all that rot.
14:34Oh! Love to chat, but I've got a schedule to keep.
14:37Ta-ta!
14:40This is the Cuckoo Choo-Choo, now leaving on track nine.
14:44Next stop, city limits and the end of Gotham as we know it.
14:49Mwah!
14:50All aboard!
14:54Ha-ha-ha-ha-ha-ha!
15:05GPS?
15:06It can tell us where we are.
15:08I can tell you where we are. Stuck in a cave miles below the surface.
15:12I hate to say it, Batman, but he's right.
15:15There's no way we can catch Joker now.
15:17We've got nothing.
15:19Not so. We've got explosives.
15:35BEEPING
15:46Good heavens!
15:48Sorry about the mess, Alfred.
15:50The front door too conventional for you, sir.
16:04BEEPING
16:09You hear that?
16:16Get in.
16:30You've got to be kidding.
16:34BEEPING
16:50Ha-ha-ha-ha-ha-ha-ha!
16:56Train approaching.
16:58SCREAMING
17:05CRASH
17:10That's it. We're moving.
17:21Only three more miles to the city limits.
17:24I'll miss you, Gotham, and the swell times we had together.
17:28But most of all, I'll miss the good old Batty Man.
17:32BEEPING
17:49I was so close.
17:51BEEPING
17:59It seems like we're always saying goodbye.
18:07Huh?
18:09Cover me.
18:15Ooh-hoo-hoo-hoo! Circus time!
18:18Ha-ha-ha-ha-ha-ha-ha-ha!
18:37Oh!
18:39GRUNTS
18:41BEEPING
18:45GRUNTS
18:49Ha-ha-ha-ha-ha!
18:56Say goodbye, Gotham!
18:58Ha-ha-ha-ha-ha-ha-ha!
19:03Huh?
19:06Sorry, Joker.
19:08It can't send a signal without a battery.
19:13I've been railroaded?!
19:27Last stop, Joker.
19:34You know, it's really a shame to seal it up.
19:36Maybe you should expand. Add a Batgirl cave.
19:39Batgirl cave?
19:40I'm old enough to have my own cave.
19:42I can park my cycle there, bring in some exercise equipment, a couple of beanbags.
19:46How come she gets her own cave? I want my own cave!
19:49Nobody's getting their own cave.
19:51Well, gotta go.
19:53And where are you off to in such a hurry?
19:55Wait for a train?
19:56Midnight Madness sail at Gotham's Shoes. You coming with me?
20:00She's a regular Joker.
20:06BATGIRL