THE Batman - S04 E11 - Rumors (720p - HMax Web-DL)
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00:00I
00:19do love spending afternoons at the old fishing hole.
00:31Let's see what we hooked, boys.
00:33Here we go.
00:49Hiding in the shadows?
00:51Since when do I need to see you to find you, Batman?
00:57You're not bats.
01:01Boom!
01:20Whoever you are, you are meat.
01:30Uh...
01:40What the...
01:41What is this?
01:47This...
01:49This is the end.
01:52For all of you.
02:00No!
02:30No!
03:00Killer Croc is the latest of the so-called Rogue's Gallery criminals to disappear,
03:05and witnesses are calling it the work of a new vigilante patrolling our city streets.
03:10Now, questions are being raised as to whether there's room in Gotham for two costumed crime fighters.
03:16The only hero Gotham needs is this new guy.
03:19With the Batman, those crackpots never stayed locked up for long.
03:22I say it's time the bat hang up his cape and call it a night.
03:25Let a new hero actually get the job done.
03:27It's not like it's your fault they keep escaping from Arkham.
03:31Time for work.
03:32Time for work.
03:33-♪♪
03:43-♪♪
03:48-♪♪
03:55Ragdoll, Moth, Firefly, they were all here
03:59and all taken down by our mystery vigilante.
04:02This new hero's not leaving much work for us, huh?
04:05He's no hero.
04:06If he worried, he'd hand these criminals over to the police.
04:09Instead, he's collecting them.
04:11The question is why.
04:14Break in at the art museum.
04:16-♪♪♪
04:25Mmm, I know the perfect place for you.
04:29Try back where you found it.
04:32Batman, my favorite stalker.
04:35Ooh, and another new kid partner.
04:38Is that because they make you look taller?
04:41Ah-choo!
04:42Sorry, allergic to cats and bad jokes.
04:46Now, handsome, how did you know to find me here?
04:49I thought I was being careful.
04:51Nothing screams careful like a brick through the window.
04:54Someone else tripped the alarm and on purpose.
04:57I see you got my message.
04:59Took you long enough to get here.
05:02Penguin.
05:04Huh?
05:05Wait, let's find out what he wants.
05:08What I want is to turn myself in.
05:12Come on, chop-chop.
05:14Let's go, pat me down.
05:17Have to catch me in the act, is that it?
05:21Okay, look.
05:25I'm stealing.
05:28What, not enough?
05:30Then you should know that soon all of Gotham will suffer
05:35some cruel, ironic, bird-related fate
05:39at the hands of El Pinguino.
05:43What's a felon got to pull to get arrested around here?
05:48Uh, you're embarrassing yourself.
05:52Listen, I'm begging you.
05:54I need your protection from that new guy.
05:57He's not like you, Batman.
05:59He's scary.
06:02There's no new guy.
06:04That's a rumor.
06:07Huh, what?
06:10Wow!
06:16Thing about rumors, they're often true.
06:23You get one chance, Batman.
06:26Step away from the low-life scum.
06:30All right, then.
06:36Excuse me.
06:37I don't like that kid.
06:43Ow, that hurts.
06:45No point in us sticking around.
06:47Come in, toots.
07:04Sorry, bats.
07:06This suit absorbs my body heat.
07:18There you are.
07:37Oh, no!
07:42Rumor's good.
07:43He keeps disappearing without a trace.
07:45Not this time.
07:54Rumor is using light-refracting nanofibers to become invisible.
07:58The only company in Gotham developing that kind of tech is Karen Industries.
08:02As in, Paul Karen.
08:07What?
08:19Our captor continues to captivate me.
08:22I wonder what it is that motivates him,
08:25and if there is some ultimate punishment he has awaiting us.
08:30Punishment?
08:31You mean something worse than being stuck here listening to you?
08:37I have bad news, and I have worse news.
08:41The bad news is, I've sentenced all of you to life.
08:45The worse news is, it's going to be a very short sentence.
08:50However, before I can carry it out,
08:53I still have one very special piece to add.
09:07Ready, Mr. Karen?
09:08Two minutes, Mario.
09:09I'm here if you need me.
09:12Paul Karen.
09:16Why if it isn't the people's hero?
09:18Oh, wait.
09:19Heard a rumor someone more qualified has that job now.
09:22This new vigilante.
09:24He's been using technology developed by you to abduct criminals from Gotham.
09:28Well, if you find him, tell him I want to shake his hand.
09:32Any idea how he got your stuff?
09:34Maybe it fell off a truck.
09:36Maybe it isn't my stuff.
09:39And maybe I just don't care.
09:43Oh.
09:45You haven't told him where we've met before, have you, Batman?
09:49Not long ago, I developed a tool that can emit low-frequency sound waves
09:54so powerful they could destroy a building.
09:58Oh.
10:02The government was very interested.
10:10But so was Joker.
10:15Of course, the Batman would heroically arrive.
10:28Ah!
10:31Batman saved the day.
10:35But not me.
10:40These villains weren't in Gotham before Batman took to the streets.
10:44He's attracted them like moths to light.
10:47And now he can barely contain them.
10:49Gotham's better off because of the Batman.
10:52I certainly am not.
10:56Now, if you're done interrogating the victim, why don't you get out of here?
11:02Ready?
11:11So where do we go now?
11:13Who says we're done here?
11:20And what are we looking for?
11:22We'll know when we see it.
11:24Oh, it's gonna be one of those nights.
11:29Cool. What is this stuff?
11:31Exo-legs.
11:34Anything else you need, boss?
11:35No, thank you, Mario.
11:37Go home. Get some sleep.
11:40Okay, but are you sure you want me to leave you here?
11:43I may not be a hundred percent, my friend, but I can still handle myself in the lab.
11:48Now go. I'll see you in the morning.
11:50Okay, boss. Good night.
11:54Good night.
12:24A super-powered exoskeleton and a company that makes secret stealth suits.
12:29He's our guy. We should have kicked his butt last night.
12:33We don't know where he's keeping his victims.
12:35If we're going to find them, we'll have to catch Paul Caron in the act.
12:39Wouldn't everyone be better off if we just let Caron finish the job?
12:43The code we work by isn't always the easiest way, Robin.
12:46But it's the right way.
12:54Really?
13:05I love this show. Physical comedy is truly an art.
13:11World's deadliest disasters will continue after these messages.
13:16Now, I admit, when Punch and Judy didn't check in the other night, I started to worry.
13:22It was only a matter of time before this rumor came a-caughtin' me.
13:26So I decided, why sit around waiting? Be proactive.
13:31Oh, boys.
13:34Let's show our new friend he's welcome at Uncle Joker's hospitality hunt.
13:45Oh, man!
14:15Huh?
14:26Joker was taken tonight.
14:29Didn't think you had it in you. Congratulations.
14:33It wasn't us.
14:36Anything you'd like to confess?
14:38Do I really need an alibi?
14:43We know about your Exo suit.
14:49When I was hurt, I realized the suit had non-military applications.
14:54I've been testing it, looking for a way to help people like me.
15:00Hardly a crime, Batman.
15:05I heard voices. Everything okay, Mr. Caron?
15:08If you don't believe me, ask Theo. He's been with me all day.
15:13Where's your bodyguard from the other night?
15:15Mario? It's his night off. Why?
15:20No!
15:37Time's up, my friends.
15:40Excuse me.
15:42Before you send us all to that big Arkham asylum in the sky,
15:47would you mind indulging an old man's intellectual curiosity,
15:52and answer a simple question.
15:55Why?
15:57Why? I'll tell you why.
16:00I'm the bodyguard of Paul Caron.
16:02A great man. A man you, Joker, maimed.
16:06Maimed?
16:07Should have known this was Joker's fault.
16:09Just had to make the nutball angry.
16:12Don't blame Joker. Blame the Bat.
16:15He had the chance to permanently stop each and every one of you,
16:19but was always prevented by some code of ethics.
16:22Now I'm left to finish a job he doesn't have the guts to.
16:28And you believe every word of that, don't you?
16:32You didn't capture us so you could save Gotham.
16:35No, you're trying to erase your own failure of not saving your boss.
16:41That's not true. Shut up!
16:44Caron's sonic weapon.
16:49Once it's warmed up, it's going to destroy every supervillain in Gotham in one fell swoop.
16:55You have nothing to prove, Mario.
16:57Probably shouldn't use one of your boss's old factories as a hideout.
17:01He helped you find me?
17:03But this was for him.
17:05Even he felt you crossed a line.
17:08Maybe it's a line you should have crossed too, Batman.
17:13What?
17:44No!
18:09Mind if we cut in, Batsy?
18:13Sure.
18:18You see, there's this nasty little rumor we don't like to stomp out.
18:24You have to save me.
18:26I know.
18:33Let me guess, this is one of those not the easy way, but the right way moments?
18:43No!
19:14Whoa!
19:37Whoa!
19:43Whoa!
20:14Whoa!
20:27This counts as overtime, right?
20:44You know, I bet there was an off button.
20:53How can you do this?
20:55They had to be stopped!
20:57They're the criminals!
20:58Them!
20:59Not me!
21:00Not me!
21:02I'm sorry!
21:03I'm sorry!
21:04I'm sorry!
21:05I'm sorry!
21:06I'm sorry!
21:07I'm sorry!
21:08I'm sorry!
21:09I'm sorry!
21:10I'm sorry!
21:11I'm sorry!
21:12I'm sorry!
21:22Just wanted to say, thanks handsome.
21:24And by the way, I still find you scary.
21:42♪ CE THEME MUSIC ♪