THE Batman - S04 E07 - Artifacts (720p - HMax Web-DL)
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00:00We're through. We found it.
00:16We found a cave, Moira. Not necessarily THE cave.
00:25This is it, you know it is. We found the Batcave.
00:48Archaeological Log, Grey reporting. We seem to have found definitive proof that
00:54ancient Gotham's legendary Batman, long thought to be a myth, actually existed.
01:00The time is exactly 1900 hours. The date is August 8th, 3027.
01:54Remember, don't disturb any artifacts until
02:24your recorder's taken a complete 3D scan. Grey, over here!
02:30We think this was some kind of primitive computer, but...
02:34This was just the user interface, Moira. The memory engrams may still be preserved.
02:46If the data we need is lost, all of New Gotham will be destroyed. You need to get this machine
02:51online. Do you know how old this tech is? What you're
02:53asking is impossible. Find a way, and remember, time is not a
02:58luxury we have. I still can't believe we found the place.
03:07You know, when I was a kid, my father read Tales of the Bat to me every night before
03:10bed. He always said the stories were true. Smart man, your father.
03:24Full scan complete? It's the Batmobile, isn't it?
03:28Let's find out. It's exactly how I imagined it.
03:49Batman. Confirmed sighting. He's at Gotham Airport. Batman? Batman? Do you read?
03:57What do you read, anyway? After all these years, I never thought to ask. Mystery stories,
04:02romance novels, the Sunday comics? I read Oracle, loud and clear. I'm heading
04:08to the airport. It's the headaches again, isn't it? Ever
04:14think that's Mother Nature's way of telling you that you should be playing bingo right
04:18now? I'm fine. Today it ends. This dance can't go on forever.
04:27You sure this homemade antifreeze is gonna work? I've spent years studying freeze's cryogenic
04:45biology and how to neutralize it. It'll work. It better, because you know I am not a fan
04:51of plan B. Try again, Batman. We didn't pierce the exosuit. I guess it's time for plan B.
05:13Great.
05:15The Dark Knight returns.
05:45Batman, I've tapped into air traffic control. Gotham Tower has rerouted all flights.
06:07Good. You'd think so, but a cargo plane from Africa
06:13was already on final approach. It's out of fuel and its wings are icing over. The pilot's
06:18issued a mayday. He has to land now. Oracle, the Batmobile.
06:48When did this get so hard?
07:18Time, Batman, has made you weak, slow, irrelevant. Facts you refuse to accept. Pathetic.
07:38Freeze, a man's life is at stake. That plane needs to land.
07:43And land it will, Crashland.
08:04Do it.
08:07Do, do, do, do, do.
08:11That's more like it.
08:15No wonder this place is still standing. It's been secured with titanium reinforcements.
08:20This much titanium in the 21st century? It must have cost a fortune. Who was this Batman?
08:26We'll probably never know. The details have been lost to time.
08:30Maybe not. According to records we found, the estate that was once above this cave was
08:35owned by a Dr. Thomas Wayne. We can't be certain, but I bet he was the Batman, which
08:41means his wife Martha may have been the Batwoman, and their young son Bruce the Red Robin.
08:46The Red what?
08:48I'll show you.
08:56The Batsuit.
08:58Vacuum sealed. Perfectly preserved.
09:02Look how small the Red Robin's uniform is. I never realized Batman's partner was so young.
09:19The upgraded Freeze 2.0 comes complete with flame-proof cybernetics and a shatter-proof
09:24internal liquid nitrogen supply. It's why your cold medicine didn't work.
09:31Oracle, the plane!
09:33Chill, Batman. I sent up a flare. Robin's on his way.
09:41Maybe you didn't get the memo, Oracle, but I've been going by Nightwing for, oh, about a decade or so.
09:48Oh, yeah. I don't know why I can't remember that.
09:51Maybe I should try saying it ten times in a row. Nightwing, Nightwing, Nightwing, Nightwing.
09:56Wing de-icers are at maximum capacity and still losing ground. Oracle, take control.
10:00Why? You got something better to do?
10:02Kinda, yeah.
10:07Mayday! Mayday!
10:09Mayday! Mayday!
10:19Please stow all tray tables and unfasten your seatbelt.
10:23What are you doing?
10:39Mayday! Mayday! Mayday!
10:57Get out of here!
11:00Oracle!
11:02Way ahead of you, Wingnut. I've alerted Commissioner Yen and Chief Bennett that the pilots headed their way.
11:07They've evacuated the airport and their men have the place surrounded.
11:10Which means they're still waiting for us to do the heavy lifting, right, Batman?
11:14Batman?
11:20Sit this one out. I can handle Freeze. Maybe it's time to pass the torch.
11:27I'll pass the torch when the mission's over.
11:30We both know the mission will never be over.
11:34Where is it?
11:44Ah, the African Star.
11:48A diamond, Freeze? You brought that plane down for a diamond?
11:53Diamonds are the hardest substance in the world, Batman. I knew it was the only thing that could survive the crash.
12:01After all these years, you're still nothing but a cheap crook.
12:04As I've been trying to tell Batman, things change.
12:15You see, Batman, the African Star is no ordinary diamond.
12:20Its uniquely perfect structure will allow it to act as an energy amplifier for my cryogannon,
12:26a machine with the power to alter this city's weather forever.
12:35You think you got one more in you, old man?
12:37I'm just hoping you can keep up, Robin.
12:41It's almost poetic, don't you think?
12:44That that which is most precious to me, diamonds, will allow me to achieve my ultimate dream,
12:51turning Gotham into a frozen kingdom over which I will rule.
13:21It's over, Batman. You've given this city all you have to give. Now it's time to sleep.
13:45So what was it that finally defeated the Bat?
13:51That's something probably lost to history. I'd like to think old age.
13:58Grey, progress report.
14:00Yes, Commissioner. We've made a number of important historical discoveries.
14:04Forget history. Have you found what we need today?
14:07No, sir. Nothing yet. Nothing that'll solve our problem.
14:12Grey, it's not a problem. It's a crisis.
14:15Find something, and find it fast, before New Gotham enters another Ice Age.
14:33Somehow this Dr. Frost...
14:35That's Mr. Frost.
14:36Freeze!
14:37Whatever! Somehow this thousand-year-old monster is destroying our city, and we can't seem to stop him.
14:43Everyone is depending on you and your team, Grey.
14:47What's the status of that computer?
14:50We've found data storage.
14:53If the code's recoverable, we'll have it online in a matter of minutes.
14:57An antique wheelchair.
14:59The Waynes employed an Alfred Pennyworth for decades who would have been quite old near the end.
15:04This must have belonged to him.
15:07Batman, come in. Come in, Nightwing.
15:10There's still no answer, Alfred. Radio must be down.
15:13He's always seemed to think he wasn't doing his job, unless he worried me half to death.
15:18I'm certain he's fine, Oracle.
15:37Lopez Hair Removal, this is Jose.
15:40It's Dad, Barbara. Just wanted to check in on you. You know, with everything that's going on.
15:45There's nothing for you to worry about, and I am kind of busy right now.
15:49Well, if you weren't so mysterious about that job of yours, maybe I wouldn't have to worry about you so much.
15:56You never stood a chance against me, Batman.
16:07Sorry, Dad. I gotta go. Love you. See you tomorrow.
16:10Okay. Good night, Barbara. Love you, too.
16:13Batman's remotely ordered the Batwing to fire on his position. I can't override it.
16:19Fire on himself? Oh, dear.
16:22Senility has finally set in.
16:37No!
16:50Thanks for the ice pack, Freeze. All you did was numb the pain.
17:06No!
17:22Diamonds cut even the hardest glass. How's that for poetic justice?
17:27No!
17:36No!
17:54Oh, no.
18:07No!
18:12Not bad, old man. No sign of Freeze.
18:15Which means the mission isn't over.
18:20No!
18:35The cryochamber. Cold enough to put me on ice.
18:41Until someone wakes me up and puts me back together in a future without the Batman.
19:03Still can't believe some fool woke Frost up and put him back together.
19:07It's not all bad. Freeze's revival forced us to look for Batman. And we found him.
19:12We didn't find Batman. We found artifacts. Lots of pretty things.
19:16But unless we recover that data, nothing of substance.
19:20It's no use. This machine just wasn't built to hold code for a thousand years.
19:25The memory engrams are hopelessly degraded.
19:28Unacceptable. Get us access.
19:30Can't be done. I'm sorry.
19:32Grey, your hand.
19:34It's nothing. It's just a scratch.
19:38A scratch with a pattern.
19:43The titanium.
19:45Grey, what are you...
19:46Binary code. The titanium's covered with binary code.
19:50Batman knew that couldn't survive on his primitive computer, so he found another way.
19:56Have we scanned it all? Can you translate it?
19:59Yes.
20:00Yes!
20:05Here we go.
20:10Welcome. If you're viewing this message, I can only assume one thing.
20:14The mission isn't over. State the nature of the emergency.
20:18Dr. Frost.
20:19Mr. Freeze.
20:30Beautiful.
20:35I love the future. Especially since it's 100% bat-free.
20:42If you believe that, Freeze, the cold must be numbing your brain.
20:47What?
20:50No. It's not possible.
20:53There's nowhere you can run.
20:58But I waited a thousand years. You can't still be here.
21:03And yet I am here. And always will be here to stop you, Freeze. Always.
21:09No!
21:13It can't be!
21:15Freeze!
21:33Freeze!
21:41Mission accomplished. We did it, Grey.
21:45But not without the Batman.
21:48Even a thousand years into the future, he refused to leave Gotham unprotected.
21:55Time changes nearly everything.
21:58But the mission and the legend of the Batman lives on.
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