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00:00I'll never fit in if the other kids see me riding in a limousine, it isn't normal, I'm
00:27afraid. You flit around the city every night in tights and a cape, is that normal? I could
00:34have gotten home on my own. Not today, I'm afraid. Remember, you and Master Bruce must
00:39attend that charity party this evening. I was hoping he'd be too busy. Actually, he's
00:44in the Batcave at this very moment, with one of those gents from the Justice Club. You
00:49mean League? Which one? The green one. Martian Manhunter? No. Green Arrow? No, the other
00:56chap. Green Lantern? Oh man, floor it! Have you found anything yet? No. My system is scanning
01:07the visual galaxy and there's no sign of any unusual energy signatures out there. I wish
01:12we could be sure. I am sure. The equipment is state of the art. Maybe on Earth. But we're
01:18not dealing with someone from Earth. If only the Watchtower's sensors weren't offline for
01:23repairs. Exactly who is this Sinestro? He was a member of the Green Lantern Corps, until
01:29he got power hungry and tried to wipe us out. We locked him away, but... Sounds like it
01:33didn't take. No. Attention, all Green Lanterns. Sinestro of Karagar has escaped his stasis
01:42cell. If you have any contact with him, notify. Why do you think he's coming here? Sinestro
01:49and I have a history. Green Lantern, you're really here. I am such a fan. Dick. Now okay,
01:57I know, people probably ask you this all the time. Dick. But like if you and Superman were
02:01in a fight, which one would... Dick, go get dressed. Aww. You know, I've gotta go too. I
02:10have to fly a plane home to Coast City. Why are you flying a plane? In my day job, I'm a test
02:16pilot. Even your secret identity is cool. Now. Nice meeting you. Nice kid. I'll keep an eye out
02:26for your pal. Thanks. But Bruce, if you see Sinestro coming, let me know. Don't try to be a
02:34hero. You'll be the first one I call. Hmm. Better dig out the lantern and give this a charge before...
02:54Surprise.
03:54Hello, old friend. I'm not your friend. No, but you were my best student. I even offered you a
04:21chance to help me bring order to the universe. But you defied me, rallied the other Green
04:27Lanterns, ruined everything. Even so, you couldn't bring yourself to finish me off. You failed. Just
04:37as this planet's crude technology failed to detect my arrival. Now, give me your ring. Why? Tired of
04:45the one you've got? Not at all. However, with two rings and twice the power, I will destroy the
04:52Green Lantern Corps. And then, well, you know the rest. Yeah, I've heard it all before.
05:46Don't!
05:51Haven't you forgotten something?
06:15Find Batman. Save with him. Come out, coward. My ring will find your ring. You cannot hide.
06:45Having fun? Tons. And I just figured out why the Joker is such a nutjob. Because this much
07:11smiling drives you crazy.
07:18That's it, girls. Just up ahead. Careful, careful. I tell you, the airline these days. Bruce Wayne and
07:30his flock of fancy friends. All that money just waiting to be taken.
07:36Well, what have we here? A perfect fit.
08:06Okay, that's it. Put me down. Hands up, Penguin. Don't shoot.
08:36Hmm, I could get used to this.
08:54Oh, wouldn't you know it. Another party where I wasn't invited.
09:01Stop right there, Penguin. What are you...
09:04And now, as we say in the thievery biz, I'm gonna clean you out. I said clean you out.
09:17Guess I'd better be glowing.
09:41How did Penguin get Green Lantern's ring?
09:47Still bored. Don't worry, folks. It's gonna be okay.
09:53All right, windbag. Do your stuff.
10:07Oh, what an artful thief.
10:38I'm tired of playing with your toys, boys. How about we try mine?
10:51A boot?
10:54Wish this came with instructions.
10:59This'll do.
11:08So, how are we supposed to get that ring away from him?
11:20I found another one.
11:25You'll be okay, man.
11:28What in blazes is Batman doing?
11:32All units near Moldovan Adams respond to a 10-10 in progress.
11:36Suspect identified as the Penguin is using a super-powered weapon.
11:57All done? Good. Now it's my turn.
12:27You're supposed to have my ring.
12:51I never got it.
12:53Guys?
12:58You know, mister, you could get a ticket driving like that, and I'm here to give it to you.
13:07What is the deal with this thing?
13:10The deal is, you lack the willpower and the intellect to operate it properly.
13:27Now give me the ring, or suffer the consequences.
13:31Can I take a sec to think it over?
13:35No.
13:57We gotta get Batman.
14:17There he is.
14:19That's one tough guy you work for.
14:21Tell me about it.
14:27Whew.
14:58You put on quite a show, Oswald.
15:00Shh. Can you keep it down? There's an alien maniac out there looking for me.
15:05Which is why I suggest you give me the ring while you still have your fingers.
15:10Never!
15:12Show yourself, parasite!
15:15Take it! Take it! Take it!
15:19There!
15:24Ah!
15:28Ah!
15:30Ah!
15:32Ah!
15:34Ah!
15:36Ah!
15:38Ah!
15:40Ah!
15:42Ah!
15:45Ah!
16:00Batman, still in one piece?
16:03Yeah. Penguin's out cold.
16:05Get the ring to me.
16:11Here goes.
16:15Ah!
16:20No!
16:21It's okay. He can handle himself.
16:23That's not the point. I haven't charged the ring. It's gonna run out of power.
16:30Well, that isn't what I had in mind.
16:34Not as easy as it looks, is it?
16:37Nothing ever is.
16:44Now we do this my way.
16:51Ah, here you see the major flaw in a green lantern ring.
16:56They stop working at the most awkward times.
17:15Ah!
17:25Get out of there!
17:27Too late.
17:30Ah!
17:40I want the power ring now!
17:43In all the excitement, I seem to have lost track of it.
17:47Apparently, your life means as little to you as it does to me.
17:52Now, where is it?
17:55Right here.
17:59Let's settle this.
18:01With pleasure.
18:29Ah!
18:45Need a hand?
18:52I have had enough of your antics, you insignificant...
18:56Huh?
19:00Ah!
19:05I must admit, I underestimated you.
19:08Really?
19:09As a matter of fact, I think we're a lot alike.
19:12You mean stubborn?
19:14I was going to say we have enormous willpower, but stubborn works too.
19:18Now if you'll excuse me, I'd better take Sinestro back to his stasis cell.
19:22Does he need a roommate?
19:24I think we'll pass.
19:26Nice working with you.
19:28Likewise.
19:40So how was it, using that ring?
19:43Not my style.
19:58THE LORD OF THE RINGS