THE Batman - S05 E01 - The Batman-Superman Story, Part 1 of 2 (720p - HMax Web-DL)
Transcript
00:00Ladies and gentlemen, as your new mayor, it's a great honor to come before you today, in
00:12this celebration of courage and survival.
00:16One year ago, we faced an alien invasion that almost spelled the end of the human race.
00:21Of all the cities that were attacked, our fair Gotham was the first on the battle lines
00:25and the most severely damaged.
00:28Since then, we've restored many of our buildings, though there is still hard work to be done.
00:33To that end, the good people of Metropolis, our sister city, have raised funds to help
00:39us.
00:40And at any moment, a check for those funds will be flown here by the Man of Steel himself,
00:45Superman.
00:46Wait till they see him, Ms. Lane.
00:48The roof's gonna come off the building.
00:50Fanboy.
00:51What are you, an American?
00:53He's Superman.
00:54Yeah, well we have our own hero.
00:56The Bat?
00:57It's okay if you like the circus.
00:59Superman's the real deal.
01:00Yeah, if he's so super, why's he so late?
01:04Clark, where are you?
01:06Uh, well, Lois, I, uh, I got a little problem.
01:09I left my press pass in my other pants and they won't let me in.
01:13Maybe if you came down to vouch for me?
01:14I swear, Clark, it's a wonder you remember to wear pants at all.
01:18The show's already started.
01:20Sorry.
01:27The moment you've been waiting for has finally arrived.
01:30Here he is, straight from Metropolis, Superman!
01:50Told ya.
01:57Mayor Hill, it is my great privilege to present this check to the good people of Gotham City.
02:07The check's been cancelled, Superman.
02:10And so have you.
02:21This isn't in the program.
02:23Metallo.
02:25In the flesh.
02:53Let's go.
03:23Come on.
03:44That's right, Perry.
03:45Metallo's back.
03:46Stay on the line.
03:53Come on.
03:57Come on.
04:08You don't know how long I've waited.
04:11You don't know how long I've waited.
04:26Let's say we take this somewhere more private.
04:41Lookin' a little green, Supes.
04:43Me?
04:44I love kryptonite.
04:45Can't get enough.
04:46But I guess one man's power source is another man's poison.
05:11Lookin' a little rusty, Tin Man.
05:33I'm sorry.
05:34I'm sorry.
05:35I'm sorry.
05:36I'm sorry.
05:37I'm sorry.
05:38I'm sorry.
05:39I'm sorry.
05:40I'm sorry.
05:53There's nothing you can do, Batman.
05:55As long as I'm near Supes, he's finished.
06:01And I'm not moving another inch.
06:05Suit yourself.
06:10No!
06:23No!
06:24No!
06:25No!
06:26No!
06:27No!
06:28No!
06:29No!
06:30No!
06:40No!
06:44Do you see what I see?
06:48Let's do it.
07:06Get that as far away from here as you can.
07:10Hasta la vista, baby.
07:36Let him go.
07:40No!
08:05No!
08:10No!
08:13He isn't even scratched.
08:14Just powered down.
08:15An internal battery will keep him alive.
08:17Where's the kryptonite?
08:18Don't worry.
08:19We got it.
08:21I want it.
08:22You're not very trusting.
08:28Not when it comes to that, Mr. Wayne.
08:32Hey, you two.
08:34How about a handshake?
08:35Make a great page one.
08:38I'll get it to you within 24 hours.
08:40Where?
08:41I'll find you.
08:49Whoa.
08:50Nice ride.
08:56What?
08:57What?
09:05After all that work to get Metallo powered up,
09:08he's stopped by a clown in a batsuit.
09:11What happened to my kryptonite?
09:13It's probably with Superman by now.
09:15But we still have a few small pieces left.
09:18And some dust.
09:19Barely enough to give him a headache.
09:21There's no one left to challenge the Kryptonian anymore.
09:24No allies of any strength or cunning.
09:26Not here, not in Metropolis.
09:28I'm on my own.
09:31Unless...
09:33Mercy, get my jet ready.
09:35We're going to be spending some time at our Gotham division.
09:38That's where we'll find the answer to our problem.
09:50I can't believe you peeked under your mask.
09:52I can't believe you peeked under your mask.
09:54That is so not cool.
09:56It's Superman's way of saying he knows how to find me if he wants to.
09:59I'd like to even that playing field.
10:01No!
10:21This is the new tech lab?
10:23Kick him.
10:31Having fun?
10:35A blast.
10:39You've been busy, Lucius.
10:41You said you wanted to be prepared if there's another alien invasion.
10:45These are just prototypes.
10:47But I'd say we're making headway.
10:50Whoa.
10:51This has got to be for me.
10:53I'm going to be the first to see it.
10:55I'm going to be the first to see it.
10:57I'm going to be the first to see it.
11:00Whoa.
11:01This has got to be for me.
11:02It's a jetpack, right?
11:03Please tell me it's a jetpack.
11:05A jetpack and rocket launcher?
11:07Yes.
11:08I know you didn't come here for a tour.
11:10What's up?
11:11I need this gift wrapped.
11:14In lead.
11:15Fascinating.
11:26What you looking at?
11:27Metropolis.
11:30What are those?
11:31Supersonic disturbances.
11:33This particular satellite picks up objects moving faster than sound.
11:37Usually they indicate jet craft.
11:39But in Metropolis, almost all of them come from Superman.
11:42Here's his pattern for the last 48 hours.
11:45He gets around.
11:46What's that place?
11:49The Daily Planet.
11:50That's where Lois Lane works.
11:52I heard he likes her.
11:53But not that much.
11:56That's not the only place he frequents.
12:00You sure you're okay?
12:01I got it.
12:02By the way, Lois.
12:03There's a cable special tonight on the plight of the long-eared jerboa.
12:06I was wondering if...
12:07Gee, Clark, I'd love to.
12:08But I have to wash my hair.
12:14Whoa!
12:17What's going on?
12:18I don't know.
12:19I don't know.
12:20I don't know.
12:21I don't know.
12:22I don't know.
12:23I don't know.
12:24I don't know.
12:25I don't know.
12:26I don't know.
12:27I don't know.
12:28I don't know.
12:29I don't know.
12:40And they call me a split personality.
12:46Mr. Wayne.
12:47You really are the world's greatest detective.
12:50Here it is.
12:51Like you asked.
12:52It's sealed in lead.
12:53You can take a peek if you want, but...
12:55I wouldn't advise opening it.
12:57I'll take your word.
12:58I didn't think you were the trusting kind.
13:00By the way, the Justice League's about to have its first official meeting.
13:03I heard the Martian invited you, but you declined.
13:07I prefer to work alone.
13:09So did I.
13:10Once.
13:11But I found out you never know when you might need a friend.
13:28a
13:52What are you doing here so late?
13:53I could ask you the same thing.
13:55Pretty young lady alone in the building?
13:57We were supposed to have an interview tomorrow,
13:59but he left for Gotham a few days ago,
14:01so I wanted to see if he could reschedule.
14:03That's funny.
14:04I heard you were going to Gotham, too.
14:06Not me.
14:07I just got back last week.
14:09No, I'm sure of it.
14:11Uh!
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14:43Greetings from Gotham, Ms. Lane.
14:46You can call me Black Mask.
14:52Just call me Rocket Robin.
15:08All right, Rocket.
15:10Time to come down to Earth.
15:11We've got a city to patrol.
15:13But there's nothing happening down there.
15:15Even you said it's been quieter than the Batcave.
15:16Hey, why don't I patrol from up here?
15:19I've got the whole sky to myself.
15:21Whoa!
15:27I got an idea for the next prototype.
15:30Barf bags.
15:4490 seconds.
15:45Not bad.
15:48I don't think that's going to do you much good.
15:50Oh, but this was made to order.
15:59Feeling strange, Superman?
16:01That energy blast mimics radiation from a red sun.
16:05Your powers have been temporarily cut.
16:49Now freeze, before he fully recovers.
17:01He's too weak to melt his way out.
17:04He'll suffocate for sure.
17:05Oh.
17:07No!
17:15Ah!
17:15Ooh!
17:22All right.
17:23Round two.
17:24Oh!
17:25Oh!
17:26Oh!
17:26Oh!
17:27Oh!
17:28Oh!
17:29Oh!
17:30Oh!
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17:31Oh!
17:32Oh!
17:33Oh!
17:34Oh!
17:34Oh!
17:35Oh!
17:37Oh!
17:45No wonder it's been so quiet lately.
17:47Here's where the party is.
18:06Ah!
18:07Ah!
18:08Ah!
18:09Ah!
18:13Ah!
18:17Ah!
18:28Oh!
18:29Oh!
18:35Oh!
18:35Oh!
18:41Not so fast.
18:44Huh?
18:46Ew.
18:53You OK?
18:54Nothing a hot shower won't fix.
18:56And you?
18:57Feeling no pain.
19:00So why the sudden interest in Superman, Black Mask?
19:04Getting tired of me?
19:05He's working with Luthor.
19:07Luthor?
19:08They were talking on the phone.
19:10Luthor has been here in Gotham since last week.
19:13That would explain where he got this.
19:16I think I should pay Luthor a visit.
19:18Maybe we both should.
19:23He's not much for conversation, is he?
19:24Like you should talk.
19:36I take it Ms. Lane is alive and well once again.
19:40You've gone too far this time, Lex.
19:43But I'm on your side, Superman.
19:48In fact, I've been doing some criminal capturing myself.
20:00Ms. Poison Ivy, a fiery little flower.
20:04She had the silly notion she could defeat you with this.
20:09Plant spores, the mind-controlling variety.
20:13Of course, they would never work on you.
20:15You're invulnerable to spores and germs and bacteria,
20:19unless they were laced with kryptonite dust.
20:23Oh.
20:24That's right, Superman.
20:26That was my contribution.
20:28At first, I wanted you destroyed.
20:30But then when Ms. Ivy came to me at the 11th hour with this,
20:36I saw new possibilities.
20:39Of course, I couldn't let her have all the fun.
20:41I wanted to control you myself.
20:45Look at me when I talk to you.
20:53Bow to me.
20:56I said bow, you alien swine.
21:00Ha, ha, ha, ha, ha, ha, ha, ha.