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00:00You're a cool girl. It's a pity you're going to London.
00:24Wait! I'm looking for a job too. I can do manicure.
00:29Do you want to be a make-up artist? You can be a make-up artist.
00:33Show me, Tony. Decision-maker.
00:36I'm not going to fold it anyway.
00:37I will.
00:40Did you pass?
00:44Done.
00:49Gentlemen! Polish food!
00:54How did it go?
00:56We should expand our business.
01:00Mr. Andrzej, be brave.
01:07You're English.
01:09I'm not English.
01:11But I love you.
01:14I'm pregnant.
01:15Me and Mariola got engaged.
01:26Alice, don't kill me.
01:31Why did you get involved with him again?
01:33I want to give you one more chance. Do you understand?
01:35We know each other.
01:36If you come with me now, I'll state that you turned yourself in.
01:41You'll see that you'll forgive me one day.
02:25I love you.
02:55I love you too.
03:25I love you.
03:53I love you.
03:55What's going on?
03:58Ask your partner.
04:05When they have a baby, they'll calm down.
04:09Stop it!
04:11Go to sleep.
04:13He'll kill us tomorrow.
04:20It's Viola.
04:21She's nervous.
04:23We have to find an apartment.
04:26What?
04:29We have to rent something.
04:31Just for us.
04:34Are you joking?
04:36No.
04:52I love you.
05:12Hi.
05:13My name is Alek Nawrocki.
05:15I'm your curator.
05:17I'm Polish.
05:18You can hear me, right?
05:19You've done a good job.
05:20I didn't know that Poles were being arrested.
05:22Let's talk about you.
05:24How long have you been here?
05:26More than half a year.
05:28You've never said you wanted to release Zakałca.
05:31I liked it.
05:33You see?
05:34So you're leaving today.
05:35But you can't let London know about this.
05:39So you don't get stupid ideas.
05:41For example?
05:42For example, to flirt.
05:44It's not worth it.
05:45For example, to flirt.
05:47It's not worth it.
05:49You have charges of drugs and car theft,
05:51but it's not the end of the world yet.
05:55Do you have a place to live?
05:56I'll find something.
05:57For what?
05:58Do you have money?
05:59Maybe I'll get it in Scotland Yard.
06:02Okay.
06:03You'll go to Union Street
06:04and report to that guy.
06:06And will you get a job at the office?
06:07Listen, man.
06:08Don't do anything stupid, okay?
06:09One more number like this
06:10and you're in danger of resigning.
06:11Do you get it?
06:13You have to come to the police station every week, okay?
06:17Can I go now?
06:18No.
06:19Here's my number and my private number.
06:22As if Scotland Yard didn't burn you out.
07:12Hi.
07:13Is it enough for me?
07:15What?
07:16Didn't you sleep well last night?
07:18Maybe we should adjust a bit from the morning?
07:20Of course.
07:21What's there to argue about?
07:22Who would care about a six-month-old child
07:24who can't sleep?
07:25I'm sorry.
07:27Seriously, you're not alone.
07:29You have to adjust, or I don't know.
07:35Calm down.
07:36We have a certain concept.
07:37We have a certain concept.
07:38We have a certain concept.
07:40Calm down.
07:41We have a certain concept.
07:43We're changing the flat.
07:50How are you going to change it?
07:51It'll be better for all of us.
07:54You'll have a free room for Sosi
07:57and a holy spot.
07:59Okay, hold on.
08:00But we're paying for it together, right?
08:09Okay.
08:40Hi, friend.
08:43Wojtek?
08:45I came for my passport.
08:47What passport?
08:49Dude, you've got shit here.
08:53Hey, hey, hey.
08:54You got 500 for the bill, right?
08:56When was that?
09:00Listen.
09:02Either you give me your passport
09:04or give me 500.
09:06Sorry.
09:07Sorry.
09:08It wasn't you.
09:10The bill is overdue.
09:19Wait.
09:38Hi.
09:40I think you'd like to know
09:42who I just met.
10:08Morning.
10:28What's wrong?
10:30Mariola!
10:31It's okay.
10:32Everything's fine, everything's fine.
10:34Nothing's wrong.
10:35Okay, okay, okay.
10:36But why are you going out? I told you I'd do the shopping.
10:40I'm not sick, you know.
10:42Mr. Darko, I've been saying for a long time that someone's in the cellar through the stairs.
10:46Come on, take a shower.
10:48Take care of the stairs.
10:49Okay, I'll take care of it.
10:50Yes, the sheriff comes in without shoes.
10:52I'm sorry.
10:53I told you I'd take care of it.
10:55Here you are.
10:56Jesus, be careful.
10:58Come on.
11:00Leave the shopping. I'll pick it up in a moment.
11:03I can't do everything at once.
11:05Oh, honey.
11:09You'll rest now, okay?
11:10Okay.
11:11The doctor should see you.
11:12I'm telling you, okay.
11:14With you, yes, and with the baby, who knows.
11:16Mrs. Nina, tell him something, he'll call when he's ready.
11:19Darek, don't make me hysterical.
11:28Are you sure, honey, everything's okay?
11:31Let's see.
11:35It's moving.
11:36I like it.
11:37Maybe he'll become a football player.
11:41Darek, there's really nothing wrong with Mariolka.
11:44I'm sorry.
11:45Oh, thank you.
11:46What's up, honey?
11:49No, I can't do it now.
11:52What happened?
11:55Which wall is breaking?
12:05What's wrong with the wall?
12:06It's breaking.
12:08But how?
12:09It's breaking.
12:10Take a stick, Kim.
12:13What's wrong with the wall?
12:15One hundred years, one hundred years.
12:17Long live, long live.
12:18One hundred years, one hundred years.
12:20Long live, long live.
12:21One more time, one more time.
12:23Long live, long live.
12:24Long live, long live.
12:27Kim, Kim.
12:28Hurray, hurray, hurray.
12:30Darek, you're taking part in the contest for the best builder in England.
12:35But you're already the best for us.
12:38And because you decided to multiply,
12:40we have this for you.
12:47Here you are.
12:49Will you bring it?
12:51Listen,
12:53in this cradle,
12:55my son will have only good dreams.
12:57Hurray!
13:01Okay, then drink to my health and my son.
13:04Wiesiek, help me with a couple of words.
13:10You know how nervous I got?
13:12Listen.
13:13How long are we going to stay here?
13:16You'll take Obala,
13:17you'll take Młodego
13:18and from tomorrow you'll start the renovation in the house.
13:21In our house?
13:22Yes, in our house.
13:23And here?
13:24Here they have to manage without you.
13:26So, wallpaper, paint?
13:27Everything.
13:28Okay.
13:29Okay?
13:30Okay.
13:32Great, isn't it?
13:33Yeah.
13:34I'll try.
13:35Great.
13:38Cheers.
13:40Does everyone have an invitation to the gala?
13:42Yes.
13:43Cheers.
14:26Thank you.
14:44The guy prepared everything for us.
14:45I gave him the subway.
14:46Hey, but only in English, right?
14:47I gave him the prices.
14:48Not in English.
14:49It can be in ACTO,
14:50it can be in Henslaw.
14:51Of course, these are the only Polish districts.
14:53And you have English districts,
14:55right?
14:57Hey, look.
15:02One bedroom flat,
15:03Richmond,
15:04not far,
15:05there's a river,
15:06a park
15:07and even a fireplace.
15:10For 1500 a month?
15:11Yes.
15:12A fireplace.
15:13Fantastic.
15:14For 1500 a month,
15:15we'd have at least two bedrooms on Ealing.
15:18But isn't it better to find something cool?
15:20My schoolmate and her sister
15:22are renting a flat on Canary Wharf.
15:25For 1500,
15:26and she has a view of Greenwich.
15:27For 1500,
15:28a view of Greenwich.
15:29Fantastic.
15:30Fantastic.
15:35Hello.
15:36Hello.
15:37How are you doing?
15:38Fine, and you?
15:39Good, good.
15:41This is my girlfriend,
15:42Asia.
15:43Pleased to meet you.
15:44Hello.
15:45Jak się masz, Asia?
15:46Dobrze.
15:47I speak English.
15:48Oh, that's great.
15:49My Polish is much worse, I'm afraid.
15:50But there are so many Poles here
15:51that I've picked up a few words.
15:53Jak się masz?
15:55Zajebiście.
15:56OK, zajebiście, zajebiście.
15:57Can we start, please?
15:58Certainly.
15:59Here we are.
16:00Now I've got some
16:01zajebiście offers for you.
16:02Come.
16:25Thank you.
16:44Come on in.
16:45Come on in.
16:53Come on in.
17:01Put them on.
17:04Am I to be a cleaner?
17:06If I had a brass band,
17:08you could be a trumpeter.
17:11When do I start?
17:12This morning.
17:13Come on.
17:14I'll tell you where you're working
17:15tomorrow morning
17:16here at six o'clock.
17:18Don't be late.
17:19We wait for no man.
17:20Deal?
17:24Good boy.
17:27Joe!
17:38Here we are.
17:40An independent studio flat.
17:42Kitchen, bathroom.
17:44Available now.
17:45Last minute special offer.
17:48The backyard window,
17:49you won't be disturbed
17:50by a busy street.
17:52It's only 800 pounds.
17:53800 pounds?
17:54For what?
17:59It's a very prestigious area.
18:01Freddie Mercury lived nearby.
18:04Zajebiście.
18:11Mr. Dawkins, do you know
18:12what zajebiście means?
18:13Yes, splendid,
18:14but excuse me,
18:15within the price range we discussed,
18:16this is the most splendid place I have.
18:20Well, unless...
18:22But you're rather difficult to please.
18:23Have you got another place?
18:25There is another special offer,
18:26but it's on the other side of the city.
18:32Good.
18:33Well, let's go.
18:43Let's go.
19:14OK.
19:15Now, this is a really interesting place.
19:18Big windows, lots of lights.
19:21And it's very trendy.
19:33Super.
19:36Easy, easy.
19:38I'm not going anywhere.
19:40Easy, easy.
19:43How much?
19:44850 pounds per month.
20:09Where is the catch?
20:10Catch?
20:11There's no catch.
20:13Are all Poles so suspicious?
20:14Only he.
20:15I liked zajebiście.
20:18Well,
20:20in that case,
20:21here's the residential lease agreement
20:23for three months in advance.
20:26Unless you'd like to think it over?
20:30Jesteś pewna?
20:32Tak.
20:35OK.
20:40Yeah.
20:41OK.
20:42Well,
20:43I really hope you enjoy the flat.
20:45Oh, yes, I do.
20:46Goodbye.
20:47Bye.
21:09There's no surveillance in this flat.
21:27Did you hear that?
21:33Nothing.
21:34It's nothing.
21:35No?
21:36Nothing.
21:37I'm not playing anymore.
21:39Wait, wait, wait.
21:40There's some noise.
21:58Excuse me?
21:59Hello?
22:05Hello?
22:07Excuse me?
22:09The noise.
22:10Noise?
22:11Yeah.
22:15Thanks.
22:19OK.
22:21What's the problem?
22:22The problem is
22:23we live here
22:24since today
22:26and you are a little bit disturbing.
22:28That's the problem.
22:31I don't understand.
22:32OK.
22:34Your incredible sound system
22:35is a little bit too noisy.
22:37Our windows rattle.
22:40Are you following me?
22:43You've rented the loft next door, right?
22:45Yeah, exactly.
22:46Cool, cool, cool.
22:47I'm Steven.
22:49I'm the owner of the building.
22:52I shall.
22:55Coffee?
22:57No.
22:58Yes.
23:03You are the owner, yes?
23:06Sorry to disturb you but...
23:07No problem.
23:08I mean, I disturb you, right?
23:11And that is included in the rent.
23:14Really?
23:16So...
23:18we can pay you more.
23:21How much would you like, Steven?
23:22It's not about that, you see.
23:24You see, I could take three times as much
23:27but I don't.
23:28Look, I've got practice.
23:30Isn't that obvious?
23:32Now, you can stay here and pay less
23:35or you can find another place.
23:38It's up to you.
24:06Hmm?
24:13What are you doing, man?
24:17Whoa, whoa, whoa!
24:18Whoa!
24:35Whoa!
25:05Whoa!
25:12Whoa!
25:35Whoa!
25:50What do you think, I let you out, didn't I?
25:56Okay, I can't show up on the street now.
26:01They know I left because of you.
26:06Don't worry, I'll figure something out.
26:08Don't worry.
26:11I'll manage somehow.
26:12Maybe they'll let me in later.
26:15Wait, I've got an idea.
26:16I know where to find you.
26:17I've got a new place.
26:18Fuck off.
26:19I'd rather not pay you for this.
26:20Wait.
26:29Wait.
26:35Wait.
26:42So, will you tell him?
26:44Yes, I'll try.
26:45Rome, this is your company.
26:46You have the right to demand more money.
26:48Viola, we're planning an investment.
26:50Andrzej is planning and you're agreeing.
26:52Don't start again.
26:53Rome!
26:54Okay, I'll do it.
26:55Okay?
26:56Be careful.
27:02Good luck.
27:03Thanks.
27:33You're welcome.
27:48Let me introduce myself.
27:50What's this?
27:52The invoices.
27:54About the brothel.
27:55We're investing.
27:57Honestly?
27:58I don't think we should invest.
28:04But you agreed last week.
28:07What's the matter, Rome?
28:09There's a crisis.
28:10But it's the crisis that pays to invest.
28:13It depends on who.
28:15Maybe on you, but I'm more pregnant than a child.
28:18That's why you should think more about the future.
28:27But, Rome,
28:30what's the matter?
28:33I don't know.
28:39But investing in the brothel will allow us to develop,
28:42to be independent from the suppliers.
28:48Andrzej and I thought
28:52you could take care of it.
28:55Me?
28:57We have to go to Poland and get the supplies and transport.
29:03So what?
29:11I'm not going to vote for you anyway, am I?
29:15No.
29:22Let's go.
29:34That means we don't have the money, right?
29:36I tried to convince them.
29:37Come on, Andrzej does what he wants, and you don't.
29:40It's different now.
29:42We're going to turn the brothel upside down.
29:44I'm supposed to take care of the transport,
29:46get the supplies from Poland.
29:48That means you're leaving, right?
29:56Viola, I'll take care of the business,
29:58and you can visit your parents.
30:00What about the disposal office?
30:02Stop whining.
30:03We have to find someone for you anyway.
30:06I'm taking you on vacation.
30:17She's so mean.
30:32I'm sorry.
30:48Breakfast is at 6.
30:49You work from 7 to 7.30,
30:51of course with a lunch break.
30:53Please.
30:59Mr. Alek is a golden man.
31:02You should give him a mass every Sunday.
31:05Give me the ring.
31:07Here.
31:09You'll sleep here for now.
31:19Did you count on an apartment?
31:21There you go.
31:32Our next category, ladies and gentlemen,
31:34is the UK's Expert Builder of the Year.
31:38The winner is...
31:49...Derek Murkowski.
32:03Thank you.
32:10And the investor who built the household
32:12in this incredibly difficult land
32:14is Mr. Peter Scott.
32:33Well, I don't know what to say.
32:37I didn't expect...
32:39It is really something to win here.
32:43I mean, in London.
32:46And...
32:50Peter, could you help me, please?
32:55Ladies and gentlemen, Derek is Polish.
33:03And that means that he's romantic.
33:06And that means for him, anything is possible.
33:09He attacked the Scottish Rocks
33:11just as his grandfather attacked German tanks in 1939.
33:17But this time, we didn't have to wait five years for pictures.
33:20He built my beautiful house in just six months.
33:24Some of the photographs up here are of that house.
33:27Not this one.
33:28No, not that one.
33:29No, not that one.
33:31I've known Derek for three years,
33:34and I know my soldier well.
33:37Nobody deserves an award like you, Derek.
33:40Dziękuję.
33:46Proszę, dziękuję.
34:00Excuse me, can I get some words from the TV?
34:02Yeah, sure.
34:08When will you go back to Poland?
34:13I'm not planning to.
34:15Why, don't you think you're taking jobs from British people?
34:21You invite us here, and I pay taxes, just like we are.
34:24Do you think that you take your job from anybody?
34:29Derek?
34:35What's going on?
34:36It's just starting.
34:37Breathe, breathe, easy.
34:39Grab the car.
34:47Breathe, breathe, breathe.
34:51Easy, easy, easy.
34:52Just don't get nervous.
34:53Remember to breathe.
34:54Easy, easy.
34:55Go away!
34:56Breathe, breathe.
34:57Breathe.
34:58Is it still far?
34:59Easy, just a bit more.
35:00Easy, Mariola.
35:01Just a bit more, we're almost there.
35:02Can't you go faster?
35:03No, I can't.
35:04There's a traffic jam.
35:06Breathe, breathe, breathe.
35:08Easy, easy.
35:09Just don't get nervous.
35:11Dr. Kravis, you have a visitor in the main lobby.
35:16Is someone coming?
35:22Excuse me, where is the doctor?
35:24Please wait, I'll tell you everything.
35:27Is she supposed to give birth here?
35:29Is this the English law and order?
35:31Is it her first baby?
35:32Yes.
35:33So it's not going to be fast, I assure you.
35:36Go for a doctor.
35:37Or I will go and find him myself!
35:39Oh my God.
35:40Now!
35:56Are you okay?
36:02Hello, I'm Dr. Graham.
36:03Hello.
36:04Alright, so you may go to the delivery room, the birth room.
36:06Now, who's going to accompany you during delivery?
36:08I will.
36:09You will.
36:10Alright.
36:11No, she will.
36:18Alright, grab her underneath her right arm.
36:20And lift.
36:21Alright, keep breathing.
36:24Alright, keep breathing.
36:47Good evening.
36:48Mrs. Kasia, Mrs. Kasia.
36:49Yes?
36:50We have a new baby from Mr. Alka.
36:52I had to put him on the porch.
36:55My porch?
36:56Yes, mine.
37:09I'm sorry, but you can't live here.
37:13Why?
37:14Because this porch is meant for other purposes.
37:17Seriously?
37:18Seriously.
37:20There will be a massage room here.
37:23Fantastic.
37:24I like it.
37:36Push, push, push, push, push, push, push.
37:44Push, push, push, push, push, push, push.
37:47I don't know, man.
37:49It's just...
37:52It's just...
37:54It's just begun.
38:00Hello?
38:01Push, push, push, push, push, push.
38:02Can you hear me?
38:03Push, push, push, push, push, push.
38:04He's a bit crazy, but he'll get over it.
38:07Of course, I'll bring him to the delivery room.
38:10Bye.
38:12Sorry, I have to do this.
38:13Excuse me.
38:18Push.
38:20It's all right, it's all right, it's all right.
38:26All right, you have to do this.
38:27Okay, you can do it, all right?
38:28Ready?
38:29Okay.
38:31Now push, push, come on.
38:32Push, push, push, push.
38:33Good, good.
38:34Keep pushing, keep pushing.
38:35Keep pushing.
38:36Keep pushing, keep pushing.
38:37Keep pushing.
38:38Keep pushing.
38:39He knows you.
38:44Push, push, push, push.
38:45Come on, you can do this.
38:46You can do this.
38:47You can do this, all right?
38:48Push.
38:49Push.
38:50Good.
38:51Keep going.
38:52Keep going.
38:53Come on.
38:54Push.
38:55Push.
38:56Push.
38:59Come on, push.
39:00Push, push, push.
39:01Good, good.
39:02Keep pushing.
39:03Keep pushing.
39:04Keep pushing.
39:09Keep pushing.
39:17Maria?
39:18Please wait.
39:19You can't interfere like that.
39:20I'm sorry.
39:21I am father.
39:22What's going on?
39:47I'm so sorry.
39:59Please.
40:03I'm sorry.
40:07I love you.
40:08I love you.
40:09I really do.
40:12I'm sorry.
40:13I didn't mean to.
40:14I'm so sorry.
40:16Maciej Wiliam?
40:18Pekalski?
40:28Darek!
40:29Yeah?
40:30There's only half of the weekly allowance here!
40:31Everyone gets half, I don't have any more for now.
40:34Such a course could be better for us.
40:37If we could spice up your meals a bit.
40:39At the beginning you could get 7,000.
40:43Viola, I promise we'll change the flat in London.
40:49What a bummer.
40:50And what if I'm gay?
40:53Did you invite him here?
40:54Yeah, we have to celebrate.
40:56I can't sleep with you.
40:58That's a shame.
41:12I don't need, need to make it now.
41:23Long to run.
41:30I don't need, need to make it now.
41:37Oh, love.
41:44One of those London streets, the ten men who told me
41:49You look in your eyes, the girl you'll be
41:53The girl you will someday be
41:58What you've got, Dick has changed
42:01He can't even feel it
42:03Tell you the truth that this is you
42:07In the tone of grey and blue
42:12I don't need, need to make it now
42:22Always run