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05:10I don't think I'm gonna make it.
05:12What?
05:13But I promised you I'd be at the church.
05:15What?
05:16Sorry.
05:17Oh.
05:18Hello?
05:40I'm afraid to fly. I took a bus.
05:53Hi, Grzesiek.
05:56What's up, Andrzej?
06:05You were supposed to call from the road, weren't you?
06:07I was, but my cell phone died.
06:10What?
06:12How did you find me?
06:14Intuition.
06:16Look.
06:18I took the camera to film you.
06:20Huh?
06:22Guess why I took the bus.
06:24To fly.
06:25No.
06:26That's what I said, Oli.
06:27That's not what it's about.
06:30Hold this.
06:33Look.
06:35I thought we'd find it somewhere.
06:37It'll cost us a few cents.
06:42Hey, but...
06:43I don't deal in fakes. Come on.
06:45Do you know how much it cost?
06:57England!
07:04England!
07:05England!
07:06England!
07:07England!
07:08England!
07:09England!
07:10England!
07:11England!
07:12England!
07:13England!
07:14England!
07:15England!
07:16England!
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07:18England!
07:19England!
07:20England!
07:21England!
07:22England!
07:23England!
07:24England!
07:25England!
07:26England!
07:27England!
07:28England!
07:29England!
07:30England!
07:31England!
07:32England!
07:34Close your eyes.
07:35Don't think. Just a moment.
07:37OK.
07:38Just a moment.
07:42Et voilà.
07:46Oh my God!
07:48I wasn't sure if they published it before your wedding.
07:53I thought it was a perfect wedding gift...
07:59Here you are.
08:00Still warm.
08:01Here you are. It's still warm.
08:07Thank you.
08:08Mom, thank you.
08:13What's now?
08:15Now...
08:17we have to celebrate it.
08:19Okay?
08:20Come on!
08:21Dad!
08:22Come on!
08:23Surprise!
08:32All right.
08:33Here we go.
08:49Here's a task for tonight.
09:01No!
09:03No!
09:04No!
09:06No!
09:07No!
09:08No!
09:09No!
09:10No!
09:11No!
09:12No!
09:13No!
09:16The winner!
09:19Wow, man!
09:20What's this?
09:21Oh, my God!
09:22Look at this!
09:23What did you take?
09:26What did you take?
09:29Hello!
09:31How are you doing?
09:32You see me?
09:42Oh, yeah!
10:02The winner!
10:10To our Cavaliers!
10:11To Cavaliers!
10:12To Cavaliers!
10:13Cheers!
10:14Not today.
10:19Tell me, where are we going?
10:21We're going a few miles inland.
10:23It's a great place.
10:24There's everything you need.
10:29Peter!
10:31Do you know where you're going?
10:32Tell me, please.
10:33No, no.
10:34Marian wouldn't tell me.
10:35But I do know it's going to be amazing.
11:02Woo!
11:12I have to sing a song for you.
11:14Only for you.
11:16I have one request.
11:24Okay.
11:25Thank you.
11:26What are you singing?
11:27Sorry for that.
11:31Hi!
11:34A little girl went to the little lark
11:37To the green one
11:39To the green one
11:42Hey, hey, hey, hey, Stokoe
11:44Forget the mountains, little ones
11:47Ring, ring, ring, little bell
11:50My home-street call
11:53Only she left, dear
11:58It is a marriage.
12:00Take out the terminal.
12:01Take out the terminal, you bastard.
12:03It's a minus, isn't it?
12:05In my opinion, it's the engine.
12:07Or the paddles.
12:09If it's the engine, then it's the engine.
12:11If it's the paddles, then don't move it.
12:13No, it'll start automatically.
12:16Leave the terminal, it's not a computer.
12:20Sir, what about this one?
12:22They'll come in an hour and a half.
12:25An hour and a half?
12:27Let them call someone else.
12:29It's the company's help.
12:30If they call someone else,
12:31they'll have to pay with their own money.
12:33Give it to him.
12:34An hour and a half?
12:35We're out of alcohol.
12:40Maybe we'll get a ride?
12:42Yeah, a ride in a car.
12:59It's an hour and a half.
13:13According to the map, it's half an hour to Mars.
13:16What's going on?
13:17I don't know, I was in the army.
13:20So what?
13:21Are we leaving here?
13:22What for?
13:25Come on, let's get out of here.
13:27An hour and a half?
13:28I can't believe it.
13:29Come on, guys, let's go.
13:31What?
13:32The map.
13:37Come on.
13:38It's a short trip.
13:39An hour and a half trip.
13:40Three years of adventure.
13:41Come on.
13:42Three years.
13:50Where are the women?
13:53Call me.
13:54In the forest.
13:55The naked women.
14:13Who's looking?
14:14My name's Richard Mansfield.
14:16I'm sorry about the discreetful way
14:19I actually got obtained your phone number
14:21from your young friend that was singing for me.
14:25Maybe I could apologize to you during dinner.
14:29Not tonight.
14:30I'm busy.
14:31But perhaps tonight after?
14:33I think about it.
14:35Thank you.
14:39Uh-oh.
14:40Uh-oh.
14:41Is that Lisa?
14:42No.
14:43Uh-oh.
14:44Uh-oh.
14:45Uh-oh.
14:46Uh-oh.
14:47It was supposed to be half an hour,
14:48and we're already in the forest.
14:49That's how it was in the map.
14:50Mariam leads the rest.
14:51Stop it.
14:52Stop it.
14:53Hey, Wysio, tell me something else about this pool.
14:55Listen, sir.
14:56The pool is such that you don't ask for the pool.
14:59Barek.
15:00Thanks for free.
15:01All of it.
15:02All right.
15:03And what about the naked women?
15:04Are you really naked?
15:05Naked girls with such tits.
15:07What tits?
15:08With such tits.
15:09Naked women, come dance.
15:11Later.
15:12Later.
15:13Bye-bye.
15:15I wanted to meet you for the first time.
15:17On the street, right?
15:18I was with a Polish guy.
15:20Movie star.
15:21Wait a minute, damn it.
15:23Jesus.
15:24Why are you so attached to me?
15:25And you're such a baby, aren't you?
15:27So tiny.
15:28Thin, so pale.
15:30I can clean, cook.
15:32I speak a little English.
15:34I can do manicure.
15:36And tips?
15:37Do you want to be a billionaire?
15:39Everyone wants to.
15:40But your Andrzej is prettier.
15:42Really?
15:43He's a pig.
15:45We're coming back.
15:49But which way?
15:51You were in the army, so you know, right?
15:53Stop smearing yourself like a woman.
15:55We'll get to the road soon.
16:04I was going to Wojtek's apartment.
16:07I couldn't find his number.
16:09And when I got there, it turned out that Wojtek wasn't there.
16:12I'm sorry, Andrzej.
16:13It'll be fine.
16:14You'll get together and everything will be fine, right?
16:16And what am I supposed to tell you?
16:18That my lady left my friend because she wants to go to Tunisia with him?
16:21Will that make you happy?
16:23Maybe she was right.
16:26When did you kiss him for the first time?
16:29What?
16:43When did you kiss him for the first time?
16:48If you're so smart, drive yourself.
16:52Guys, let's go back to the car.
16:54It doesn't make sense.
16:56First of all, he's not there anymore.
16:59And secondly, we don't know which way to go because we're going in circles.
17:02We have to go, go, go!
17:05I've got it in my nose, I'm not going anywhere.
17:08What's wrong with him?
17:12What's wrong with him?
17:14He doesn't want to keep going.
17:18Right, let's take a vote.
17:21Who wants to stay here in this fucking forest?
17:28And who thinks we should keep going?
17:30I want to go back.
17:33You can't go back.
17:38If you want, I'll stay here.
18:08What a day!
18:22Cavalier's evening, this and that.
18:38Basia?
18:45Basia?
18:51Basia?
18:54It's me.
18:58Basia...
19:03I'd like you to know that...
19:07I...
19:10I think I love you.
19:13I'd like you to know that.
19:25Basia?
19:29No, no, it's Marian.
19:31He can't talk right now.
19:34Basia, I'd like to tell you that you're the best girl I know.
19:38Basia, Basia, Basia!
19:41Basia, Basia!
19:43If you want to fight, that's fine.
19:46But you have to follow the rules.
19:48Boxing was invented by an Englishman, the Marcus of Queensbury.
19:52So, you will follow Queensbury rules.
19:55Three-minute rounds and I shall be the referee.
19:58Hey, stop it!
20:00Hey, calm down.
20:03Calm down.
20:05Right, on my mark, you let them go and help separate them at the end of the round.
20:10Okay, are you ready to fight, boys?
20:12Round one, and...
20:14Fight!
20:33Oh, my God!
20:35It's Inka, Inka!
20:37What are you doing with the girls?
20:39Inka, Inka!
20:41Not to us, but to Basia!
20:43Oh, to Basia, Basia!
20:45Basia, are you going to have a picnic with him?
20:47Good evening.
20:49Am I going out alone?
20:51Well, we don't know, we don't know.
20:53You have so much laundry that you'll have a hard time putting it together.
20:55Which one?
20:57Look, you have a daughter with you.
20:59You have a daughter with you.
21:01Come here.
21:08Are you going downstairs?
21:10We're going.
21:12Oh, you're funny.
21:15After people.
21:29After people.
21:50Hello?
21:52Hello?
21:58Of course.
22:01Of course.
22:11I'll take a shower, we'll call you later, okay?
22:14Bye-bye.
22:18Great.
22:20The evening was great.
22:23Yeah.
22:25No, really, it was great.
22:27Great.
22:29At least we had something to drink in Poland.
22:32Do you hear that?
22:35The road.
22:37You'd better not talk, you.
22:41Gentlemen,
22:43but don't murmur in front of the girls, okay?
22:45Keep your mouth shut.
22:48Peter, you can't breathe a word about last night, okay?
22:50Cool?
22:52What?
22:54That was the best stag night I've had in ages.
22:56Well, at least it was different.
22:58Come on, it's cold.
23:18No, Mariola.
23:20It won't be anything.
23:22She's never eaten before the exams.
23:24It's not the exams.
23:34Finally, where have you been?
23:36Do you know what time it is?
23:38Six o'clock.
23:41Where's Grzesiek?
23:43He's in the kitchen, he'll be here soon.
23:45What a ride, I'm telling you.
23:47We had a great time, too.
23:49Yeah, I know.
23:53So,
23:55how was the playground?
23:59Well,
24:01it was great.
24:11Hey.
24:16Nice.
24:22We had something interesting, too.
24:27Were there any girls?
24:31Tell me, tell me.
24:34Great, I've never seen any girls like that in my life.
24:39What did they do to you?
24:41Okay, don't tell me, I don't want to know.
24:45You took a bath in the pool, didn't you?
24:51I took a bath in the pool.
24:53I was swimming.
24:55Okay, I don't want to hear anything else about it, okay?
24:57I was swimming.
24:59Listen, I'm going to the hairdresser and come back.
25:02Or I'll fall asleep.
25:11Fuck.
25:15Fuck.
25:21Come in.
25:23May I?
25:25Come in, come in.
25:29There's something I'd like to do.
25:35Listen,
25:37I can buy a piece of forest with the permission to have fun.
25:39I have access to machines,
25:41I'm a forester,
25:43I've found a guy
25:45who wants to build houses
25:47and will need wood
25:49just when we season this play.
25:51Are you up for it?
25:57I'm not up for it.
26:01We buy a forest,
26:03we make a cake,
26:05and we have a surplus right away.
26:07I have some money saved up.
26:09If you sold this interest here,
26:11I'd give it all.
26:17I have all the bills here.
26:25Don't say a word.
26:27We'll have a drink
26:29like a bride and groom.
26:31It'll be a family interest.
26:33Asia will live like a queen.
26:41What do you think?
26:43It's cool.
26:45It's cool.
26:47I love it.
26:49So what?
26:51It's worth it.
26:53It's worth it.
26:55But we're not going anywhere.
26:57What are you saying?
27:01You want to waste my daughter's life
27:03in a foreign country?
27:05It's not a foreign country for us.
27:07I have a company here,
27:09and I'm an advisor.
27:11You'll always be a stranger here.
27:13She'll be unhappy.
27:15Everyone will be unhappy.
27:17We're not going anywhere.
27:31I have some iron.
27:40Dad!
27:43What happened?
27:45Nothing.
27:47Where's the board?
27:51I'll show you.
28:09Let's go.
28:36Why aren't they ready yet?
28:38Maybe we'll make it in time.
28:40Why don't you try?
28:42Henry, why aren't they in the church?
28:44Tell me,
28:46what's wrong with 12 hectares of forest and Tartuffe?
28:50Luckily.
28:58Asia?
29:00I'm busy.
29:02What?
29:08What I said on the phone confirmed it.
29:14What did you say?
29:16Everything can be yours.
29:20Sorry.
29:26Come on.
29:32Help me.
29:34How did he die?
29:36He left with the forest.
29:38Don't worry.
29:40He'll come back.
29:42Asia,
29:44why don't you stay with Marian?
29:46You won't make it.
29:48I'll go get him.
29:50I'll go.
29:52You won't make it.
29:54Mariola and Darek aren't here yet.
29:56Who's not here?
29:58There's no one.
30:26I'm sorry.
30:30Idiot, idiot, idiot, idiot.
30:32You gave the keys to Wisia.
30:34Congratulations.
30:36I thought you had your own keys.
30:38Yes, it's my fault.
30:44I almost fell asleep.
30:46I'm sorry I was swimming with girls in the pool.
30:48I'm wearing a swimsuit.
30:50So I was supposed to put on a wedding dress
30:52and go to the hairdresser?
30:54What's going on?
30:56It's locked.
30:58I asked to lock it.
31:00Idiot.
31:16Where the hell are they?
31:18We have to begin.
31:20Maybe they ran away.
31:22Got cold feet.
31:24And Mariola, you know, she's crazy.
31:26Stop it.
31:30I'll distract the priest
31:32and you go get them.
31:34Where? We don't know where they are.
31:36I have no idea either.
31:38Just go and get them.
31:52Dad, what are you doing here?
31:54Please.
31:56We'll be late.
31:58Everyone's waiting.
32:00I wanted to see if you noticed
32:02that I'm not here.
32:04Why are you like this, Dad?
32:10I don't know what I did.
32:12I don't know what I did.
32:14I don't know what I did.
32:16I don't know what I did.
32:18I don't know what I did.
32:20I don't know what I did.
32:22I don't know what I did.
32:24And for you it's nothing.
32:26That's not true.
32:28Then why don't you tell me,
32:30Asiu, I'm proud of you.
32:32Be happy.
32:34Why, Dad?
32:36Why are you turning away from me?
32:38What are you saying, sweetheart?
32:40Well, right?
32:42When I left Poland,
32:44and when I'm getting married.
32:46When I need you so much.
32:50Everything has changed.
32:55But I love you as always.
33:03Oh no, look at my eye.
33:05What?
33:06My eye is gone, I don't have eyelashes.
33:09But honey, calm down, you can't see it anyway.
33:11It's a long dress.
33:12What can't I see?
33:14We'll be kneeling, look, and you'll be able to see everything.
33:17But what is it? It's just socks.
33:20I think you know your thing with the belt.
33:22But at least they're...
33:27Me?
33:34What am I supposed to say?
33:47Get out!
34:17I'm sorry.
34:47I'm sorry.
35:18Don't be afraid.
35:20Give each other your right hand.
35:25To seal the sacred marriage, repeat after me the words of the vow.
35:34I, Dariusz,
35:36swear
35:38to love you
35:40forever.
35:42I, Dariusz,
35:44swear
35:46I, Dariusz,
35:48I, Dariusz,
35:50take you, Mariola, as my wife.
35:53This is Mariola, Mariola, this is Derek.
35:55Nice to meet you.
35:56Shall we begin?
35:58I take you, Mariola, as my wife
36:01and I swear to you
36:02love,
36:04loyalty
36:05and marriage.
36:09And that I won't leave you until death.
36:12I, Mariola,
36:13I'm not an Englishman.
36:14What?
36:17I take you, Dariusz, as my husband
36:20and I swear to you
36:21love,
36:22loyalty
36:23and marriage.
36:26And I swear to you love
36:28You're wonderful, I love you.
36:31and marriage
36:34and that I won't leave you until death.
36:43and that I won't leave you until death.
36:47What God has joined
36:49no man can separate.
36:52The marriage that you are engaged in
36:55I, on behalf of the Catholic Church
36:56confirm and bless
36:59in the name of the Father, the Son, and the Holy Spirit. Amen.
37:07As a sign
37:10of the marriage
37:11put on this ring.
37:17Accept this ring as a sign of my love and loyalty.
37:20Don't be silly.
37:42I, Andrzej
37:44I, Andrzej
37:45I love you.
37:50Why are you wearing this?
37:53What's wrong?
37:55I kissed Mariana.
37:57I, Andrzej
37:58I, Andrzej
38:00I take you, Joanna, as my wife.
38:03Because I'm Dariusz's friend
38:04and I thought I could sleep here.
38:06Dariusz isn't here and he won't be.
38:08He will be.
38:09Dariusz isn't here and he won't be.
38:11Do you remember me?
38:12Andrzej.
38:13My first night in London.
38:15So, hi.
38:16Hi.
38:17I don't have your phone number.
38:23Do you like dance?
38:25I promise you love, loyalty, and marriage honesty.
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