Tongue Thai'd with Pangina Heals S01E04 (2022)
Transcript
00:00Today, we're at Love to Eat Thai Food,
00:03owned by two lovely Thai chefs, Chef Pham and Chef Blah.
00:06The food here has that southern Thai style
00:09that's so delicious and so spicy.
00:13My guest for today can sing, act, dance, DJ,
00:17and talent just oozes out of her like,
00:20honey, it's Honey Davenport.
00:23Are you ready for it?
00:26I'm ready. I'm gonna win.
00:28I'm in this to win it.
00:30We'll see.
00:32I mean, as long as you don't start playing waiting for tonight,
00:35I think I'll win.
00:37So how spicy can you handle it?
00:40Like, just not spicy enough to blow my hole off.
00:46What is the spiciest thing you've ever eaten?
00:49I was in Africa.
00:51There was this red sauce that they told me,
00:53do not put the red sauce on your rice.
00:55And I was like, man, I'm whatever.
00:57I'm 14 years old. I can do, I'm indestructible.
01:00And I put it all over this rice, and like, yeah, I puked.
01:04Okay.
01:06I am a huge fan of Thai food.
01:08So obviously you're familiar.
01:10I'm familiar with it.
01:12But I feel like you're about to pull out some exclusive stuff,
01:14and I'm ready.
01:16I don't think you can get me. I think I'm fine.
01:18Okay.
01:20You'll be wrong.
01:22Oh, God.
01:25Moo bing is barbecue pork skewers.
01:27A popular street food,
01:29the pork is marinated and quickly grilled
01:31and served on a stick.
01:33Sure, you can order chicken satay,
01:35but isn't moo bing more fun to say?
01:38Bring it on. Let's go.
01:39I'm going to take off my gloves.
01:41I'm not, because underneath of these, I'm actually Wolverine.
01:43No, because you didn't shave.
01:44I didn't shave my armpit.
01:45That's the real issue.
01:47All right.
01:49Here we go.
01:52So...
01:54Mm-hmm.
01:56Just a little bit. Just a little bit.
01:58Uh-huh. And then some rice.
02:00Let it mix in your mouth.
02:02Let it swirl.
02:06How is it?
02:07Okay. It's spicy.
02:09What are you tasting? What are you smelling?
02:11It's got, like, a barbecue taste to it.
02:13Yes.
02:14It's bomb.
02:15It's bomb, right?
02:16Mm-hmm.
02:17Okay, good.
02:18Mm-hmm.
02:19Honey, we're going to play a little game.
02:21And you're from America.
02:23And there are certain things about this country
02:25that I just might not understand.
02:27I'd like you to explain them all to me.
02:30Explain like I'm Thai.
02:32I love it.
02:33Can I get a toothpick first, though?
02:35Because I got some mu ping.
02:39You're getting this?
02:41You're getting this?
02:43This is great.
02:45This is the content the kids want.
02:47Let's do it.
02:50First thing, what is a Girl Scout cookie?
02:53Oh, you don't know?
02:55A Girl Scout cookie, so basically, like,
02:58the Girl Scouts, they pimp out their young female children,
03:01and they have them go door to door and sell cookies.
03:05So, number one, is the cookie really delicious?
03:07It's so good.
03:08It's really good?
03:09It's so good.
03:10What's the favorite one?
03:11The thin mints are the bomb.
03:12The thin mints?
03:13There's one called the Samoa.
03:14You should eat them.
03:15They taste like America.
03:18What is easy cheese?
03:20It's cheese that comes in a can.
03:22And sometimes, sometimes it says on the can,
03:25made with real cheese.
03:28So sometimes, there is actual cheese in that can.
03:31Bitch.
03:32It's edible.
03:33What is a y'all?
03:35Y'all.
03:36Y'all.
03:37Hey, y'all.
03:38Hey, y'all.
03:39What's up, y'all?
03:40Right?
03:41Because it's gender neutral.
03:42Yeah, because it embraces you all.
03:43Yeah, that's weird.
03:44And it's, you know what?
03:45I think it's classy because it's southern.
03:51Y'all.
03:55Maybe not.
03:59Check on spice level.
04:00How are you doing right now?
04:04We are good.
04:05This was pretty easy.
04:06It's not spicy.
04:07So let's go for it.
04:08Well, because you're eating it,
04:09I just want it to be easy.
04:10Like, you know.
04:12Next thing we're gonna do is a pig waterfall.
04:16It's not really called that, by the way.
04:18I think it's called spicy pork salad.
04:20We don't have, like, a classy name for it.
04:22But in Thai, we call it nam tok moo,
04:24which relates to a pig waterfall.
04:26So I just call it, let's have a pig waterfall.
04:28This dish is popular in Isan, a northern region of Thailand.
04:33It features thinly sliced pork
04:35mixed with lime juice, herbs, and spicy chili flake.
04:39There should be a law that all salads are mostly just pork.
04:43OK, try it.
04:44OK.
04:48Mmm.
04:52How is the spice level for you?
04:54Mm-hmm.
04:55It's very spicy.
04:57It's got a lot of flavor.
05:02Oh.
05:05This is good.
05:06I'm sweating a little bit, though.
05:08It's spicy, but delicious.
05:10Mm.
05:12It's spicy, but it's full of flavor.
05:14If you come from Thailand, and I'm sorry if this offends you,
05:17but I don't give a shit,
05:19this is the most delicious or spicy
05:21when the restaurant looks shady.
05:24Oh, yeah.
05:25Like, it's either, like, some old auntie who is, like, hoarding
05:28or, like, a place you might die that night.
05:31Yeah.
05:32It's the best.
05:33That's kind of like in America.
05:34What?
05:35Where you go to get a pig bottom.
05:36OK.
05:37You don't go to, like, a classy establishment.
05:39You go to, like, the shady, dark...
05:41What's a pig bottom?
05:42Is it like a power bottom?
05:43Yeah.
05:44But what's the difference between a pig bottom and a power bottom?
05:46I don't really know.
05:47Maybe they oink when you're at it.
05:49OK.
05:50So maybe it's like...
05:51Give me a demonstration.
06:00I just oinked up a spice.
06:03Woo!
06:11I ordered something called pink drink,
06:13but in Thai we call it nom yen.
06:15In Thailand, these are sold on the street
06:17right alongside Thai iced tea.
06:19It's milk mixed with sala syrup,
06:22which is 100% artificial syrup
06:24made to imitate the flavor of the palm fruit.
06:27Milk helps wash away capsaicin,
06:30the chemical that cause a food to taste spicy.
06:33So yeah, honey needs this.
06:36And I have these cards.
06:38If you have done those things,
06:40you have to take a sip.
06:43Of the pink drink?
06:44Yes.
06:45All right.
06:46Easy enough, right?
06:47If I've done it, I take a sip of the pink drink.
06:49Right.
06:50OK.
06:51All right.
06:52Ghosted someone.
06:53Peed in a pool.
06:56Have you ever read a boyfriend's text
06:59while he wasn't looking?
07:02Have you ever gone to a nude beach?
07:05Oh, my gosh.
07:07Have you ever made your own sex tape?
07:11Have you ever watched your own sex tape?
07:15Have you ever hooked up with someone
07:17while staying with your family?
07:20We're going to finish this, by the way.
07:22I know. Oh, my gosh. I'm going to need another.
07:24Have you ever used drag fame to get laid?
07:27No.
07:28You didn't use it, but you benefited from it.
07:30Benefited from it.
07:31OK. That's the difference.
07:32That's the difference.
07:33Have you ever broken the law?
07:38Lots.
07:39I mean, it's a crime to be this sickling.
07:50Now we're done with the pink drink,
07:52and we have cooled it off.
07:53We're going to start with the next dish.
07:55Is it going to be spicy?
07:56It better be.
07:57Bring it on.
07:58OK. Bring on the Klua Kling.
08:02Klua Kling is a curry, but it's deep fried,
08:05meaning the curry powder isn't diluted into coconut milk.
08:09This dish is very popular in the southern regions of Thailand
08:12and features turmeric, a spice commonly used in the South.
08:16Turmeric is supposed to improve digestive health,
08:18which is good because all this chili is going to destroy her.
08:23This looks spicy.
08:25It is spicy.
08:27This looks very spicy.
08:30It's like if you want to die and enter heaven with one bite, this is it.
08:35Let's try some.
08:37Am I going to eat this with rice?
08:39Yes, a little bit of rice,
08:41and you just plop this down next to it,
08:44and you just have it.
08:46And if it's too spicy, you eat the cucumber
08:48to offset the spiciness of this Klua Kling.
08:52Klua Kling.
08:53Yes.
08:54All right, we got this. I can do this.
08:55We got it. We got it.
08:57OK.
08:58All right.
09:00OK, here we go.
09:12Oh, shit.
09:14Do you feel it?
09:15Mm-hmm.
09:16It definitely has a kick.
09:23It's completely mine.
09:27I'm all right. I'm doing OK here.
09:30The next game we're going to play is pick or swallow.
09:34You have to pick up a card,
09:36and if you don't do what it says on the card,
09:38you have to eat it and swallow it.
09:42I'm sure you have no problem swallowing.
09:44I have no problem swallowing,
09:45although the spiciness is slowly hitting.
09:48You lost your balls.
09:50It's in there. It's not lost.
09:52I don't know where my balls went.
09:54You know, the spice from this is starting to creep up
09:57the back of my throat.
09:59Do what's on the card, or I have to eat it.
10:02Talk dirty to honey.
10:04OK.
10:11I said my back has a pubic situation,
10:15and I need you to come and shave it all off.
10:19Show us how you make out on your hand.
10:24Here we go.
10:41Was that good? Did I commit to you enough?
10:43Did you like that?
10:45I think your glove is offended.
10:48Is she OK?
10:57Honey, you today have really showed up,
11:01and I am going to tally up the score.
11:08I feel like you're just drawing a pig bottom.
11:10Your score total tallied up to 74.2.
11:15Oh, loser!
11:19Guess what you've won.
11:21What I won?
11:22You've won a one-hour supply of
11:25House of Love Canned Cocktails by RuPaul.
11:29RuPaul in a can?
11:31Yes.
11:32Can I come back?
11:34Until next time,
11:36this is Pangina,
11:38and this was Tung Thai.
11:40See you next time. Goodbye.