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00:00Sous-titres réalisés para la communauté d'Amara.org
00:30Yes, fellow sportsman, this promises to be one of the biggest rabbit seasons in years.
00:35This program is putting up a cash prize of $1000 for the first rabbit brought into station QTTV Studio X.
00:43So, go get that rabbit!
00:46A thousand dollars for the first rabbit? Wow!
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01:21Nobody's gonna cheat me out of a thousand bucks for the first rabbit.
01:25Now get going!
01:26Well, alright, you talked me into it.
01:34Come on, step on it!
01:35Alright, stop shoving!
01:37Oops, hold it, hold it!
01:39Back here and shut up!
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02:42Oh, that's easy. If there's one thing us rabbits can do, it's multiply.
02:50A little while ago, we sent out a contestant to do a good deed for the day.
02:54We've given him just 20 minutes to find an old lady to help across the street.
02:58And now, we're gonna see how he's making out on this TV monitor.
03:03Well, there's the corner, and here comes our contestant.
03:08Come on, come on, Granny, I'll help you cross the street.
03:10Don't call me Granny, you young whippersnapper!
03:12And get your cotton-picking hooks over me!
03:14Don't nobody help me cross this street!
03:22You missed me!
03:25Uh-oh, too bad. He didn't quite make it.
03:28But that just goes to show you that people are phony.
03:35Alright, wise guy, come on out. Out!
03:37Ok, but I just gotta finish counting my prize money first.
03:40Prize money? In a phone booth?
03:42Yeah, you know, like they call you on the phone and you answer a question and win a potful.
03:46If we stick around, you'll probably call again.
03:51Hello? Hello? Another contestant? Well...
03:55That's me! Come on, come on, come on, give me that receiver!
03:58Let me have it! Let me have it!
04:00Hello? Hello? Hello? Hello?
04:07So I let him have it!
04:10Now, where did that double-crossing rabbit get to?
04:13Say, Usher, have you seen a stupid-looking, long-eared, buck-toothed rabbit around here?
04:17Yes, sir, he went in there.
04:19Thank you.
04:31Alright, where's the wise guy?
04:35Come on, come on, you're on in three minutes.
04:40Come on, now, get back there, I'll get your costume for you.
04:43Here you are, now hurry, please. Oh, hurry up, will you?
04:47Fine, fine, now close your eyes and walk straight ahead twenty steps.
04:51One, two, three, four, five, six...
04:55Sixteen, seventeen, eighteen, nineteen, twenty.
04:57Well, looks like we have a winner!
05:00And here's the thousand dollars cash prize for the first rabbit. Congratulations!
05:06Now just a darn minute, I'm no rabbit, I'm a duck, look!
05:10Oh, that's nice, because now it's no longer rabbit season, it's duck season!
05:16Okay, boys!
05:20Yeah, they always shoot blanks on TV.
05:23Blanks, he says. Have a handful of blanks.
05:27Gee!