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00:23Now, hear this! All stowaways found aboard my ship will be promptly hanged to the nearest yarn-arm!
00:35Mr. Tristan, you will ferret out the stragglers! There's always at least one!
00:42Aye, aye, Captain!
00:44♪
01:02Ah, a music lover! What would you like to hear next, sailor?
01:06Ah! Stowaway! Ah! Stowaway! Ah!
01:10Stowaway? Hmm, I don't believe I know that song!
01:14Fetch me a rope, Mr. Tristan!
01:18Just happened to have one, Captain!
01:20Why, that little creep is nothing but a stool pigeon! I'll have to use strategy!
01:25If you don't mind, Admiral, you are squeezing the Adam's apple of the world's foremost magician!
01:31Magician, you say?
01:33Don't listen to him, Captain!
01:35Hang him! Hang him! String him up!
01:39Just a moment, Mr. Tristan! If he can keep us amused with his magic, I will spare him!
01:45Hmm! Now, if you'll watch closely, you will note that my cap is absolutely empty!
01:51Abracadabra, canosh and canish! First we have nothing, now we have this!
01:57Freak! Freak! Ah! Everybody knows that trick!
02:00Hang him, Captain! String him up! String him up!
02:03Be patient, Mr. Tristan! Perhaps he can do better!
02:07Oh, sure, sure! I was just warming up! Well, what have we here? A bottle of milk!
02:12Well, what have we here? Three bottles of milk! Ah! Everybody knows that trick!
02:19You know, I am beginning to dislike that bird intensely!
02:23Tell the gentleman I am not amused!
02:27Ah! The Captain says...
02:28I heard what he said! Sakes! Hey, I know just the trick to fix him up!
02:33Pick a card! Any card! I won't look! Now look at it and slip it back in the pack!
02:40Now your card has to be... the Joker!
02:45And I think I know who the Joker is!
02:49Good show, Mr. Tristan! You are a card!
02:55For my next trick, I'll need your hat, Admiral, and also your watch!
02:59Do be careful of the watch! It was given to me by Her Majesty!
03:03You don't have a thing to worry about!
03:07Why don't you hang him?
03:13Mr. Tristan, get the rope ready!
03:27Yees!
03:30I can't understand what went wrong!
03:33My beautiful watch!
03:37Mr. Tristan! The rope, please!
03:43Oh, thank you! Just what I need for my next trick!
03:45Now, if you just tie my hands tight behind my back,
03:49pull the sack up over me and zip it up, close the lid and lock it,
03:53and in ten seconds flat, I will escape!
03:57Simple trick! Anybody can do it! But he can't!
04:15Aloha, Captain! The nuka-nuka-a-pua-a-fish-and-boy gonna miss you!
04:19Ahoy, Mr. Tristan! Are you ready?
04:23Aye, aye, sir!
04:26Then let the blighter out!
04:32Ahoy, mate!
04:34You dirty rat! You switchboxes on me!
04:38You are so right!
04:40Evil, Captain!
04:43All right! Go ahead and hang him!
04:45Evil, Captain!
04:47All right! Go ahead and hang me!
04:49Then you'll never see my sensational disappearing act!
04:52Disappearing act?
04:54Perhaps I've been a bit hasty.
04:57But this is your last chance, sir!
05:00Thank you, sir! Just wait right there!
05:02The only thing that'll disappear is that double-crossing little squab!
05:09Now, with the assistance of my little feathered fiend, a friend,
05:12I will show you the most mystifying trick of all times!
05:23The whole ship's gone! Nobody's ever done a trick like that!
05:27Amazing! Marvellous! Marvellous!
05:29What a trick!
05:31Sure! But what can you do for an encore?
05:34Jeez!