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00:00Et toujours vigilante,
00:01en action, Buzz Lightyear
00:03s'en va à la rescue !
00:05Son mission continue
00:06c'est de protéger l'univers
00:07des forces nocturnes de l'evil !
00:09Ce sont les aventures de
00:10Buzz Lightyear
00:12de Star Command !
00:30C'est parti !
01:00C'est parti !
01:08Le cycle de tournage de la patente Lightyear.
01:10Personne ne peut y arriver.
01:12C'est ça ?
01:13Impressionnant.
01:14Attention, l'ennemi a un bloc de fusil.
01:16Ok, c'est juste un déconnexé.
01:17Prenez l'action évasive.
01:20Bloc de fusil.
01:21Et un arrêt d'urgence.
01:24Drop.
01:26Wrecking Ball.
01:29Locked and loaded, my friend.
01:31You're a blemish
01:32on the face of history.
01:38Great flying, Buzz.
01:40You really had that academy trainee
01:41on the ropes.
01:42Actually, Booster,
01:43that trainee had me on the ropes.
01:44And that's someone I'd like to meet.
01:48Who is that ?
01:49Oh, please.
01:50Take away his rugged good looks,
01:52great piloting skills
01:53and upbeat attitude
01:54and what have you got ?
01:55You ?
01:56Score one for the princess.
01:57Bien joué, cadet.
01:58Comment tu t'appelles ?
01:59Flech Fleming, sir.
02:00Et je peux dire
02:01quel honneur c'est
02:02de rencontrer le légendaire Buzz.
02:03Tu te souviens du moment
02:04où tu m'as laissé
02:05prendre le bateau ?
02:06Je veux dire,
02:07c'était sur l'autopilote
02:08et nous étions emplacés
02:09dans la maintenance,
02:10mais c'était vraiment quelque chose, hein ?
02:12Oui, c'était super, Booster.
02:13Alors, Flech,
02:14peux-tu voler comme ça
02:16quand ça compte ?
02:17Donne-moi juste la chance, sir.
02:18S'il te plait, appelle-moi Buzz.
02:19Merci, sir.
02:20Buzz ?
02:23Lightyear.
02:24Buzz, Nebula here.
02:25Report immediately
02:26to the Galactic Alliance Senate Chambers.
02:28Roger that, Commander.
02:29Gee, cadet.
02:30What a shame Buzz can't stay,
02:32but us Rangers
02:33have an incredibly important
02:34mission on our hands.
02:36If you ever need
02:37an extra man, Buzz...
02:38No time for chit-chat,
02:39and that's Ranger Lightyear to you.
02:49Is anybody here familiar
02:50with Gargantia ?
02:51Gargantia.
02:52A planet shrouded in mystery,
02:54located at the edge of the galaxy.
02:55It remains cut off
02:56from the Alliance
02:57the inhabitants have never been seen.
02:59Until now.
03:00We recently received
03:01this recorded message
03:02from Ambassador Ursona Major.
03:03Greetings, Madam President.
03:04I am happy to report
03:05that my planet is ready
03:06to join the Galactic Alliance.
03:07I look forward
03:08to seeing your world,
03:09and maybe hitting
03:10a few nice restaurants.
03:12So where do we come in ?
03:13Well, apparently,
03:14not all the folks back home
03:15are thrilled with the plan.
03:18It's outrageous !
03:19The proposed accord
03:20with the Alliance
03:21is an affront to
03:22Gargantian autonomy.
03:24The treaty stinks !
03:27To protect the sanctity
03:28of our heritage,
03:29I've arranged for our ambassador
03:30to have a little...
03:31accident.
03:34He's a goner !
03:37Typical.
03:38You reach out
03:39the intergalactic hand of peace,
03:40and the intergalactic
03:41hand of terrorism
03:42wraps the intergalactic knuckles
03:43of the peaceful hand.
03:44That's a lot of hands.
03:45Let me rephrase that.
03:47Forget it.
03:48The ambassador arrives tonight
03:49with a message
03:50from the Galactic Alliance.
03:52The ambassador will be staying
03:53in the ambassador suite
03:54of the Alliance Plaza
03:55Ambassador Hotel.
03:56How appropriate.
03:57Commander,
03:58request permission
03:59to add an additional member
04:00to our team
04:01for this detail.
04:02Whatever you deem necessary !
04:04I don't want any foul-ups.
04:09It is such an honor
04:10to join your team, Buzz.
04:12Welcome aboard, Flash.
04:13Thank you.
04:14You're welcome.
04:15You're welcome.
04:16You're welcome.
04:17You're welcome.
04:18You're welcome.
04:19You're welcome.
04:20Welcome aboard, Flash.
04:21I don't see why we need that guy.
04:23Give him a chance.
04:24Sure, he tries too hard,
04:26but he's just a cadet.
04:40Garbage can's clean.
04:41Never know where you'll find
04:42a booby trap, sir.
04:43Good thinking, Ranger.
04:44Way to show initiative.
04:45Thanks, Buzz.
04:47So !
04:48Trying to fool us
04:49with a clever
04:50bellhop disguise, eh ?
04:52Huh ?
04:53And what's in here ?
04:54Your secret weapon ?
04:58Hey, hey !
04:59That belongs to a guest !
05:03Nyaha !
05:04Just as I suspected !
05:06What would appear
05:07to be a toothbrush,
05:08but when you push
05:09this button,
05:10you find it is...
05:12an electric toothbrush !
05:14I'm reporting you to security !
05:16Well, I got you there !
05:18I am security !
05:20Can never be too careful,
05:22am I right ?
05:23Right !
05:24Watch out, everybody !
05:25He's got a toothbrush !
05:27Correct me if I'm wrong, Buzz,
05:29but shouldn't we familiarize
05:30ourselves with the faces
05:31of the hotel staff
05:32to avoid such embarrassments ?
05:34Good thinking.
05:35Booster, take a page
05:36from the Flash playbook
05:37on this one.
05:38But I...
05:40Onward and upward, team !
05:45Hello !
05:48All right, team,
05:49security sweep.
05:50If one hair is out of place,
05:51I want to hear about it.
05:52Let's move !
05:54Nice !
05:55Now this is what I call
05:56grade A primo
05:57first-class digs !
05:58Feel the plush !
06:00Wow, check out the bed !
06:02I could get lost on this thing.
06:03XR !
06:04We're here for security,
06:05not an overnight stay !
06:06All clear !
06:07Let's go !
06:08All right, team,
06:09security sweep.
06:10If one hair is out of place,
06:11I want to hear about it.
06:12Let's move !
06:13Nice !
06:14Now this is what I call
06:15grade A primo
06:16first-class digs !
06:17Feel the plush !
06:18Wow, check out the bed !
06:19I could get lost on this thing !
06:20Let's move !
06:21All right, team,
06:22security sweep.
06:23If one hair is out of place,
06:24I want to hear about it.
06:25Let's move !
06:26All right, team,
06:27security sweep.
06:28If one hair is out of place,
06:29I want to hear about it.
06:30Let's move !
06:31All right, team,
06:32security sweep.
06:33If one hair is out of place,
06:34I want to hear about it.
06:35Let's move !
06:36All right, team,
06:37security sweep.
06:38If one hair is out of place,
06:39I want to hear about it.
06:40Let's move !
06:41All right, team,
06:42security sweep.
06:43If one hair is out of place,
06:44I want to hear about it.
06:45Let's move !
06:46All right, team,
06:47security sweep.
06:48If one hair is out of place,
06:49I want to hear about it.
06:50Let's move !
06:51All right, team,
06:52security sweep.
06:53If one hair is out of place,
06:54I want to hear about it.
06:55Let's move !
06:56All right, team,
06:57security sweep.
06:58If one hair is out of place,
06:59I want to hear about it.
07:00Let's move !
07:01All right, team,
07:02security sweep.
07:03If one hair is out of place,
07:04I want to hear about it.
07:05Let's move !
07:06All right, team,
07:07security sweep.
07:08If one hair is out of place,
07:09I want to hear about it.
07:10Let's move !
07:11All right, team,
07:12security sweep.
07:13If one hair is out of place,
07:14I want to hear about it.
07:15Let's move !
07:16All right, team,
07:17security sweep.
07:18If one hair is out of place,
07:19I want to hear about it.
07:20Let's move !
07:21All right, team,
07:22security sweep.
07:23If one hair is out of place,
07:24I want to hear about it.
07:25Let's move !
07:26All right, team,
07:27security sweep.
07:28If one hair is out of place,
07:29I want to hear about it.
07:30Let's move !
07:31All right, team,
07:32security sweep.
07:33If one hair is out of place,
07:34I want to hear about it.
07:35Let's move !
07:36All right, team,
07:37security sweep.
07:38If one hair is out of place,
07:39I want to hear about it.
07:40Let's move !
07:41All right, team,
07:42security sweep.
07:43If one hair is out of place,
07:44I want to hear about it.
07:45Let's move !
07:46All right, team,
07:47security sweep.
07:48If one hair is out of place,
07:49I want to hear about it.
07:50Let's move !
07:51All right, team,
07:52security sweep.
07:53If one hair is out of place,
07:54I want to hear about it.
07:55Let's move !
07:56All right, team,
07:57security sweep.
07:58If one hair is out of place,
07:59I want to hear about it.
08:00Let's move !
08:01All right, team,
08:02security sweep.
08:03If one hair is out of place,
08:04I want to hear about it.
08:05Let's move !
08:06All right, team,
08:07security sweep.
08:08If one hair is out of place,
08:09I want to hear about it.
08:10Let's move !
08:11All right, team,
08:12security sweep.
08:13If one hair is out of place,
08:14I want to hear about it.
08:15Let's move !
08:16All right, team,
08:17security sweep.
08:18If one hair is out of place,
08:19I want to hear about it.
08:20Let's move !
08:21All right, team,
08:22security sweep.
08:23If one hair is out of place,
08:24I want to hear about it.
08:25Let's move !
08:26All right, team,
08:27security sweep.
08:28If one hair is out of place,
08:29I want to hear about it.
08:30Let's move !
08:31All right, team,
08:32security sweep.
08:34Hey !
08:35Free shampoo !
08:39Hey !
08:40Get off of me !
08:41Get off !
08:42Get him out of here !
08:43Move it !
08:44Well...
08:45Good night, Mr. Ambassador.
08:47Sorry we had to move you
08:48to another room.
08:49Hey !
08:50There's a mint on my pillow !
08:51I love this place !
08:52That was close.
08:53Lucky for us,
08:54XR is a sucker
08:55for hair care products.
08:56Three mints !
08:57Double cool !
08:58Who checked that bathroom ?
09:00I did, Buzz.
09:02Buzz ?
09:03But there was no bomb !
09:04Honest !
09:05It must have been put in later.
09:06A ranger doesn't make excuses.
09:08I know, but...
09:09But...
09:10But...
09:21Wait !
09:22Glory to Gargantua !
09:24We must report home.
09:25Tremendor will not be pleased.
09:33Mission accomplie, Monumentus.
09:35Negative, Tremendor.
09:36But have no fear.
09:37Ambassador Major
09:38will not live to sign the treaty.
09:39Flash Fleming will see to it.
09:46Listen up, team.
09:47The assassin
09:48is lurking out there somewhere.
09:50We got lucky once.
09:51Today,
09:52we do things the ranger way.
09:53Which means
09:54check everything,
09:55watch everywhere,
09:56trust no one.
09:57Move out !
10:03Steps off the elevator.
10:04Bam !
10:05One less Gargantuan traitor.
10:08Flash !
10:09What are you doing ?
10:10Booster !
10:12How long you been standing there ?
10:14Long enough !
10:16Buzz !
10:17Over here !
10:20Booster !
10:21What's going on ?
10:22Buzz ?
10:23There's a bomb !
10:24A bomb !
10:25A bomb !
10:26A bomb !
10:27A bomb !
10:28A bomb !
10:29A bomb !
10:30A bomb !
10:31Buzz,
10:32the man you trusted,
10:33the man you took into your confidence,
10:35the man you allowed on your team,
10:37I'm talking about Flash !
10:39Yes !
10:40Thank you.
10:41What about him ?
10:42Flash Fleming's a traitor !
10:46The stress of the mission
10:47has obviously gotten to Booster.
10:48Oh yeah, pretty boy ?
10:50And how do you explain this ?
10:52I hardly think good nostril grooming
10:54makes me a traitor.
10:55Oh, a nose hair clipper.
10:57Look out, Booster !
10:58First the treaded toothbrush,
10:59and now this !
11:00Oh man,
11:01if they show up with shoehorns...
11:02But...
11:03But I saw a missile launcher !
11:04Is this your idea of security, Lightyear ?
11:07Better safe than sorry.
11:08Right, Commander ?
11:09Wrong !
11:12He had a missile launcher, Buzz,
11:13I swear !
11:14So where is it ?
11:15I don't know.
11:17Come on, everyone,
11:18back to work.
11:24I don't understand
11:25what's gotten into Booster.
11:26Buzz, turn up the sensitivity meter,
11:28would ya ?
11:29He thinks he's being replaced.
11:30Why would he think that ?
11:32Oh, because Flash Fleming
11:33is moving in as your new eager sidekick.
11:34But I'm not worried, you see,
11:35because fortunately,
11:36I've carved out a niche for myself
11:38as the brains of the outfit,
11:39the go-to man,
11:40the funny go-to
11:41when you need to know what to do
11:42and when to do it.
11:43That's my job in life,
11:44and that's...
11:45And that's why I know
11:46whatever outfit I wear...
11:47What ?
11:48What ?
11:49Finders keepers ?
11:50Come on,
11:51tell me people who stay here
11:52need the extra change.
11:53Come on.
11:54Buzz,
11:55I'm worried about Booster.
11:56Booster will be okay.
11:58These rangers are made of tough stuff.
11:59You're right.
12:00I'm sure he won't crack under pressure
12:01with the whole world watching,
12:02thereby endangering the ambassador
12:03and effectively ending
12:04Booster's career as a ranger.
12:06I'm gonna go check the perimeter.
12:08Now that's a self-starter.
12:12Booster,
12:13I've got a special assignment
12:14for you today.
12:15You're gonna handle security
12:16here at the hotel.
12:17But all the action
12:18will be at the senate chambers
12:19for the treaty signing ceremony.
12:20Shh !
12:21X-R !
12:22Please, you're a kid,
12:23but did you interrupt me ?
12:24I lost my train of thought.
12:25Where was I ?
12:26What's happening at the hotel ?
12:28Mirror, you interrupt me
12:29one more time,
12:30I'm gonna slug you.
12:31Buzz,
12:32assigning Booster to the hotel
12:33is the same thing as giving him
12:34the day off.
12:35Why don't you just hang out
12:36at the buffet ?
12:37I understand.
12:38I'll stay here.
12:40That's the spirit.
12:45Oh,
12:46where did it all go wrong ?
12:48I showed such promise.
12:50It's my own fault.
12:52If only I wasn't so jealous
12:54Flash !
12:59The angle is perfect.
13:00When the traitorous scum
13:01enters his hover limo,
13:02it is bye-bye, ambassador.
13:06Oh...
13:07I wonder if there's anything
13:08to eat in the kitchenette.
13:10Flash ?
13:11I owe him an apology.
13:13Our work will soon be done,
13:15and we can return
13:16to glorious gargantua.
13:17Hey, Flash !
13:18Booster !
13:19What are you doing here ?
13:20I...
13:21I want to apologize to you.
13:23Apology accepted.
13:24Bye-bye now.
13:26Flash ?
13:27What now ?
13:28You see,
13:29I was jealous of you and Buzz.
13:30I treated you badly.
13:32Can you ever forgive me ?
13:33I forgive you.
13:34Completely.
13:35Now, beat it !
13:38Trimming those nose hairs again,
13:39huh ?
13:40Ooh,
13:41I think I see one.
13:42Wait !
13:43No !
13:44Got it !
13:45Flash !
13:46What have I done ?
13:47Clumsy oaf !
13:48Your brain is stuck with
13:49Moutonka !
13:51Arrête-le !
13:56Arrête-le !
14:20Hey !
14:50Vous n'allez jamais s'en aller !
14:52C'est incorrect ! Nous le ferons pour Gargantua !
14:57Représentants de l'Alliance Galactique,
15:00C'est un grand plaisir pour moi de vous accueillir.
15:03Gargantua est un planète qui a décidément décidé d'accéder au reste de la Galaxie.
15:08Et le responsable principal est...
15:10Gargantua et les Assassins ! Je les ai vus dans la salle !
15:16Où sont les Assassins ?
15:18Ici !
15:19Où ?
15:23Où est le vrai Flash ?
15:24Il n'y a pas de Flash !
15:25Vous avez fait de la merde avec lui ?
15:27Oui, c'était un câlin, mais qui est-ce ?
15:29Il n'y a jamais eu un Flash !
15:30Jamais ?
15:31Qu'est-ce qu'il y a avec vous ? Jamais !
15:32J'hate quand un promenadeur promet
15:34qu'il y a 5 terroristes dans un veste de promenadeur.
15:37Vous êtes impréssionné par votre taille diminutive !
15:39C'est un erreur !
15:42Neuro-dislocateurs !
15:45Dormez bien, les Dupes de l'Alliance Galactique !
15:47Le traître attend !
15:55Et Gargantua a beaucoup à apprendre de nos nouveaux amis dans l'Alliance Galactique,
15:59en particulier dans les zones de hôtel et de restaurant.
16:05Préparez-vous pour l'Alliance Vector-Bucet !
16:09Préparez-vous pour l'Alliance Vector-Bucet !
16:13Où est Buzz Lightyear ?
16:16Allez, Booster, bougez !
16:28Monsieur l'Ambassadeur, où êtes-vous ?
16:30Je suis là-bas !
16:31Sors de moi !
16:35Vous allez bien, Monsieur l'Ambassadeur ?
16:37Oui, je vais bien.
16:39Malgré les circonstances, je ne peux pas me plaindre.
16:47Attendez, Monsieur l'Ambassadeur !
16:48Ça va être un monde épais !
16:54Buzz Lightyear ?
16:55Buzz !
16:55Il faut brûler le courant.
17:03Team Lightyear, à la rescue !
17:06Jusque derrière vous, Buzz !
17:13Aller, aller...
17:16Vous pouvez vous embrasser et vous dire au revoir !
17:21Les gars, je suis tellement heureux de vous voir !
17:23Vous voyez, j'ai pensé à...
17:25Oui, Booster, on en parlera plus tard.
17:27Maintenant, on a un travail à faire.
17:31On va se battre de nouveau !
17:32Encore une fois !
17:36Booster, gardez-vous à l'aise.
17:41J'ai hâte de manger de la gorgonche et d'avoir des gouttes de vis.
17:45Rangers à l'entrée !
17:57Ce que je fais maintenant, je fais pour toutes les gorgonches !
17:59Pour vous deux fois.
18:00Chaleur.
18:01Oui !
18:02Stop ! Drop !
18:03Rock'n'roll !
18:05Oh mon dieu ! Qu'est-ce qui s'est passé ?
18:06Où est-il ?
18:08Locked and loaded, mon ami.
18:13Bienvenue à l'Alliance Galactique.
18:15Vous êtes en arrêt.
18:17Avec le signement de ce traité,
18:18la planète Gargantua
18:20s'unit fièrement à l'Alliance Galactique.
18:23Arrêtez de me crier !
18:26Bien joué, Booster. Je suis fier de vous.
18:28En fait, j'ai un autre travail spécial pour vous.
18:30Oh...
18:31J'aimerais vraiment rester avec vous, Buzz.
18:34Désolé, Booster. Ce n'est pas possible.
18:37L'ambassadeur major a demandé que vous
18:40lui montriez un bon moment sur la planète capitale.
18:43J'ai bien amusé, vous deux.
18:45Ce serait mon honneur, monsieur.
18:47Il doit y avoir quelque part ici avec un bon cremeux brûlé.
18:49Pas comme à Gargantua,
18:50où vous ne pouvez pas obtenir un déjeuner pour vous sauver la vie.
18:52Oh, et j'ai envie d'en avoir plus,
18:53des mousses sucrées
18:54et une de ces massages vibrant.
18:55Oh, oui.
18:56Sous-titres réalisés para la communauté d'Amara.org