Tutenstein Tutenstein S02 E004 – Tut Jr.
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00:12 [bruit de moteur]
00:14 [bruit de coup]
00:15 [cri]
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00:26 - Sire, what are you doing?
00:28 - Watch Luxor, I'm really getting the hang of the scepter of Woz
00:32 [bruit de moteur]
00:37 - Careful Sire
00:39 [musique]
00:47 [cri]
00:49 [musique]
00:58 - You know the part I like best about being Pharaoh?
01:00 - Not having to take a bath?
01:04 - No, the power!
01:08 [musique]
01:13 - You see? Nothing to worry about
01:17 - You know exactly what I'm doing
01:19 [musique]
01:31 - Take a note Luxor, never grab the scepter by the ears
01:36 - Yep, that's one powerful Pharaoh
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02:43 [bruit de coup]
02:48 - Are you alright Sire?
02:50 [musique]
02:53 - Never felt better
02:56 - I just wish the scepter of Woz came with an owner's manual
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03:07 - Wow!
03:09 - Who are you?
03:10 - I'm Thomas!
03:12 - I told you not to...
03:14 - Go in there
03:15 - You know him?
03:17 - Thomas is my cousin, mom was supposed to babysit
03:20 - But she got called in to work, so I got stuck
03:23 - Ew, you smell like my hamster cage
03:27 - What?
03:29 - Well Thomas, be nice and let's go
03:32 - What's your name?
03:33 - Don't worry about him, he works here
03:35 - My hamster's name is Spongecake
03:37 - I am King Tutankinshetamun, a pharaoh, ruler of all
03:42 - I'm Thomas Franklin Carter, ruler of Spongecake
03:45 - We're going to see the dinosaurs
03:47 - I told you Thomas, after we go to the Hall of Leaders
03:50 - Hall of Leaders?
03:52 - Why would Cleo go there when she can be in the presence of the greatest leader of all time?
03:57 - It does seem odd, oh egomaniacal one
04:00 - Come Luxor, we must unravel this mystery
04:03 - Abraham Lincoln, now he's who I'd call a great leader
04:12 - Where are the dinosaurs?
04:15 - Just a second Thomas, I haven't figured out who I'm writing my school paper about
04:19 - There are lots of leaders to pick from, like...
04:21 - Cleopatra
04:23 - Martin Luther King
04:25 - And me, Tutankinshetamun
04:28 - Yeah right
04:29 - You, a great leader, please, the only place you lead is straight into trouble
04:34 - Haven't you ever heard, with great leadership comes great responsibility?
04:37 - And you're the last one I call responsible
04:40 - I will have you know that I am completely and totally...
04:43 - What was that word again?
04:46 - Where are the dinosaurs?
04:50 - Cleo, I shall show great leadership by my action
04:54 - I will lead Thomas to the dinosaurs, yes!
04:57 - No way, don't even...
04:59 - Hello? - Hi honey
05:03 - Everything's cool mom
05:05 - Hey, I wasn't checking up, I was just...
05:08 - Ok, I was checking up
05:09 - Nothing to worry about, Thomas is fine, he's...
05:12 - Ah, gotta go, bye!
05:22 - Are you really a mummy? - Yes
05:24 - So you sleep in a mummy box?
05:26 - It's called a sarcophagus
05:28 - What's your bedtime?
05:29 - I am all that is, I go to bed whenever I want, I can do whatever I please
05:34 - Yeah, I definitely wanna be a mummy
05:38 - Wow, you're my second most favorite thing in the whole wide world
05:44 - What could possibly come before the pharaoh?
05:46 - T-Rex, king of the dinosaurs!
05:50 - Roar!
05:51 - I guess he's somewhat... important
05:56 - But does he have a scepter of waz?
05:59 - Here we go
06:04 - Tad?
06:11 - What are you doing?
06:16 - Tad?
06:17 - Do it again, do it again!
06:31 - Let's go Thomas, I've got a report to write
06:33 - And Taddenstein's got a dinosaur that he's gonna put back together
06:37 - Uh, Luxor?
06:39 - I'll get the glue, your majesty
06:44 - Huh?
06:45 - What you doing?
06:56 - Same thing I was doing three minutes ago when you asked
06:59 - I've gotta go through my notes and then...
07:04 - Thomas?
07:05 - Thomas? Thomas!
07:10 - I am King Thomas Ankin to Anksmakinakin
07:14 - Lovely
07:16 - Hi, I know you
07:23 - Congratulations, you should feel very fortunate
07:26 - Hmm, have we met?
07:29 - Ah, yes, was it the Opeth Festival in Abydos?
07:33 - No, it's me, Thomas! Wanna play?
07:37 - He can't, and I can't either, I need peace and quiet to write my report
07:41 - Then I, as a responsible leader, will give you what you need
07:45 - I will take care of Thomas while you work
07:47 - Nope, never, not gonna happen
07:50 - Luxor, do something!
07:52 - Cleo, I'll keep an eye on both of them
07:56 - Nope
07:57 - You'll get finished with your report a lot quicker
07:59 - Nope
08:00 - You'll get the pharaoh off your back a lot sooner
08:02 - Sold
08:06 - Ok, Ted, you can watch Thomas
08:08 - Yes, oh yeah, that's cool
08:10 - Whoa, whoa, whoa, but stay right here
08:13 - I'll be up in my room, any problems, come get me
08:19 - Problems?
08:21 - I lead the whole world!
08:24 - What problems could a little five-year-old boy possibly cause?
08:27 - Fun! My mom never lets me jump on the furniture at home
08:33 - Oh, oh, oh, oh, oh
08:37 - Luxor, remind me
08:41 - Why am I not banishing this child from my kingdom?
08:44 - To prove you're a compassionate and selfless leader
08:46 - Oh, right, right, right, right
08:48 - Fun!
08:50 - So, then I can't throw him into the crocodile pit either, I guess
08:55 - Sadly, no
08:56 - Perhaps I should summon one of the gods for help
08:59 - But what about showing Cleo how responsible you are, your highness?
09:03 - You are right, Luxor, I can handle this, I am the pharaoh
09:07 - I'm hungry, I want a snack
09:10 - Ok, settle down, I will provide you with sustenance
09:13 - Luxor, assist me
09:15 - Sire, shouldn't I stay out here?
09:17 - I insist you assist me
09:19 - You know I'm no good at snack preparation
09:21 - You know I'm no good at snack preparation
09:23 - Oh!
09:24 - Oh!
09:25 - Oh!
09:33 - Oh!
09:39 - Oui!
09:40 - Oh!
09:41 - Oui!
09:53 - Hello!
09:54 - Hello!
09:55 - This is weird!
09:56 - Weird!
09:57 - Thomas?
10:00 - Chuck?
10:01 - Luxor?
10:02 - Luxor, are you sure everyone likes tuna and liver with anchovy juice?
10:14 - Oh, yes, sire, and if they don't, I'll take care of it for them
10:17 - Phew, I thought you guys took Thomas to the underworld
10:20 - Why? There are no snacks there
10:22 - I was just in the kitchen getting some food for Thomas
10:25 - Then what is that doing here?
10:27 - No!
10:28 - And where is Thomas?
10:35 - Sire, your scepter!
10:36 - Teddy Stein?
10:43 - How could you leave Thomas alone with the scepter of wisps?
10:46 - I refuse to answer that question on the grounds that it might make me look stupid
10:50 - But hey, at least he didn't break it
10:52 - My little cousin's missing and all you care about is your scepter?
10:56 - Can't you even be responsible for five minutes?
10:59 - Don't worry, Cleo, I will find him
11:02 - Trust me
11:03 - Hello!
11:20 - Oh, Cleo lives over this fun park!
11:24 - You talk into the moon
11:49 - Oh, I'm empty, bring Feral to sit
11:54 - Thomas! Thomas, can you hear me?
12:09 - Tut, if we don't find my cousin soon, I'm gonna leave you down here for good
12:13 - My cell phone works in the underworld?
12:16 - I can't even get it to work on 83rd street
12:18 - Hello?
12:19 - Hi, honey
12:20 - Mom!
12:21 - Honey, I'm running late, everything alright?
12:23 - Sure, everything's cool
12:25 - Okay, let me talk to Thomas
12:27 - Thomas is busy now, 'cause we're playing hide and go seek and I'm it
12:32 - Oh, Thomas! Ready or not, here I come!
12:36 - Cleo, I'm playing mummy, not hide and seek!
12:40 - Mom, gotta go!
12:43 - Later!
12:45 - Thomas, stay there! Don't move!
12:48 - Cleo!
12:49 - No! I'm empty!
12:57 - Two donkeys at the moon
13:10 - I'm the moon
13:12 - Two donkeys at the moon
13:14 - You go with me
13:16 - Are you a dinosaur?
13:18 - I'm empty thinks Thomas is you, sire!
13:25 - Oh, this is terrible!
13:27 - I know! How could anyone ever think there's another me?
13:30 - I don't believe you, Tut!
13:32 - What?
13:33 - Okay, okay, I know! This is terrible and it's all my fault!
13:37 - I should have been more responsible
13:39 - But we can't worry about that now. We've got to save Thomas
13:42 - Onward! To Thomas!
13:51 - Oh, great one! I bring you two donkeys at the moon!
14:06 - I'm empty! You have the fellow! Excellent!
14:11 - Now, where is the centre of the world?
14:14 - Hey, are you a dinosaur, Tut?
14:16 - I like dinosaurs!
14:18 - What? This is not Tutankhamen's town!
14:23 - This is an insignificant little boy!
14:27 - You are dismissed!
14:29 - No!
14:31 - Thomas! Thomas! Thomas!
14:41 - Chettenstein!
14:43 - Silence!
14:45 - You know, you should really use your indoor voice
14:48 - Ah, the puny fellow comes to me to rescue the boy
14:54 - Soon I will have his centre and I will rule over the underworld and the overworld
15:01 - All will be mine! All will be mine!
15:07 - I'm afraid that sounds familiar. Kind of like...
15:11 - Chet!
15:13 - You're no dinosaur! You're bad!
15:16 - I wanna go home!
15:18 - I have no more patience for you!
15:21 - Stop, demon! I command you to release the boy!
15:24 - Unhand him at once!
15:26 - Feral, come to free your little friend
15:30 - As you wish, the boy is yours
15:33 - On one condition, give me the scepter at once!
15:38 - Conflicted one, might I remind you that if Chet has the scepter, you will be powerless
15:42 - And he will rule over everything
15:45 - Luxor is right!
15:47 - But if you don't give it up, Thomas is toast!
15:50 - Cleo is right!
15:52 - But don't worry, I will make everything right!
15:55 - Chet, the scepter of Oise is yours
16:01 - At long last!
16:17 - Uh-oh, this looks bad!
16:19 - You know, Cleo, the scepter of Oise is a very tricky thing
16:24 - You have to know what to do and what not to do
16:27 - But don't worry, we'll be fine as long as Chet doesn't hold the scepter by the ears
16:32 - Chet! What are you doing? He'll hear you!
16:35 - So you think you fool, little feral
16:38 - Undoubtedly, holding the scepter by the ears are an issue
16:43 - Since it's incredibly powerful
16:46 - Behold the glorious scepter, god of chaos, ruler of all worlds!
16:54 - Nice one!
17:06 - Hi, hero
17:11 - Hi, hero
17:13 - I can never hear that enough
17:15 - Cleo, can I have one of those?
17:25 - That is so not gonna happen
17:28 - I'm gonna go get my mom
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19:20 - I'm already on it, sire
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