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00:00J'aime bien ! Qu'est-ce que tu veux faire ce soir ?
00:02La même chose que nous faisons tous les soirs, Pinky.
00:04Essayer de prendre le monde.
00:06Le Pinky et le cerveau.
00:08C'est le Pinky et le cerveau.
00:10L'un est un génie, l'autre est fou.
00:13Ils sont des mices laboratoires.
00:15Ils ont des gènes très spécifiques.
00:17C'est le Pinky, le Pinky et le cerveau, cerveau, cerveau, cerveau, cerveau, cerveau, cerveau, cerveau, cerveau.
00:24Avant que la nuit soit terminée,
00:26leur plan sera enfoui par le réveil du soleil.
00:29Ils prendront le monde.
00:31Le Pinky et le cerveau.
00:33C'est le Pinky et le cerveau.
00:35Leur soirée peut plonger, c'est facile à expliquer.
00:38Pour prouver leur mauvaise œuvre, ils vont affronter la terre.
00:42Le Pinky, le Pinky et le cerveau.
00:44Cerveau, cerveau, cerveau, cerveau, cerveau, cerveau, cerveau, cerveau, cerveau, cerveau, cerveau, cerveau.
00:48Brainy, Brainy, Brainy, Brainy, Brainy, Brainy, Brainy, Brainy, Brainy, Brainy, Brainy, Brainy, Brainy, Brainy, Brainy, Brainy, Brainy, Brainy, Brainy, Brainy, Brainy, Brainy, Brainy, Brainy, Brainy, Brainy, Brainy, Brainy, Brainy, Brainy, Brainy, Brainy, Brainy, Brainy, Brainy, Brainy, Brainy, Brainy, Brainy, Brainy, Brainy, Brainy, Brainy, Brainy, Brainy, Brainy, Brainy, Brainy, Brainy, Brainy, Brainy, Brainy, Brainy, Brainy, Brainy, Brainy, Brainy, Brainy, Brainy, Brainy, Brainy, Brainy, Brainy, Brainy, Brainy, Brainy, Brainy, Brainy, Brainy, Brainy, Brainy, Brainy, Brainy, Brainy, Bra
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02:18Oh, it's ABC, what are we singing for?
02:23Oh, I don't know...
02:25Anyone remember?
02:27Okay, give me another protest song!
02:30Help! My best friend is out cold in the middle of the road!
02:34Help! My best friend is out cold in the middle of the...
02:38Hey, man, that ain't no protest song! What are you, the fuzz?
02:43Yeah, man, you're the man, man. Stop oppressing us, man.
02:48Come on, guys, let's get out of here. I'm getting bummed.
02:52Wait, wait, you can't leave!
02:54Aw, man, there goes Johnny Penal Code again, keeping me down with his laws!
03:00But my best friend Brain is hurt and needs help!
03:03Hey, what do we look like, a bunch of liberal goodnicks who run around helping the common man with peace and love and harmony?
03:10Oh, yeah! Hey, cats, what say we help this brother?
03:15Right on!
03:24Pinky?
03:30What in the name of Hippocrates' Tainted Tongues is going on here?
03:34Brain, you've woken from your week-long slumber!
03:38Just like Rip Van Patten!
03:40Zot!
03:41And you can walk again and breathe by yourself again!
03:44And hurt me again!
03:46Pinky, I'm going to ask you this one time and one time only.
03:50What is the original cast of Godspell doing in my lab?
03:55But Brain, they saved your life!
03:58This is Howie and Sticky and Crowfeather and...
04:02Okay, I'm going to ask you one more time.
04:07Original cast, Godspell, lab, why?
04:11Oh, oh, it was like this, um, uh...
04:14Roller skate, crash, hurt, hippies, pork!
04:18No, no, help! Fireman's carry, drop, oops!
04:21Pick up, lab, put him over there!
04:23Let's dress him up! Funny nose and face paint!
04:26Hello, my name is Brain and I shall be your stewardess!
04:30Funny, huh? Hey, he doesn't look so good.
04:33Yeah, maybe we should stop messing around!
04:35Uh...
04:38What?
04:40Well, it appears you long-haired yahoos may have saved my life.
04:44So thank you. Now get out.
04:46Hey, what are you doing over there? Get away from my equipment!
04:49Wow, man, the unified dynamic transponder.
04:52Did you build this yourself?
04:54Yes, and perhaps if you applied yourself,
04:56instead of hanging around with your peacenik friends,
04:59you could learn to make something like this
05:01and become a useful member of society.
05:03Hmm. You mean I could have a career in broadcasting?
05:06Stranger things have happened.
05:08Now get out of my lab, all of you!
05:10But Brain, they can't leave!
05:12They've got nowhere else to go!
05:14Yeah, man, we were driven off our ranch
05:17by a bunch of uptight townsfolk
05:19who hate us because of our long hair and lack of proper grooming.
05:22You mean to tell me these townsfolk
05:25don't like you because of the way you look?
05:28That just makes me snippy.
05:33You see, I, too, am a sort of outcast.
05:36What are you, a republican?
05:38No. A talking lab mouse.
05:41Huh?
05:43Well, whatever.
05:45All I know is we're not out to hurt anybody.
05:47We're pacifists, man.
05:49We just don't have a leader to protect us.
05:51Yeah, moody mouse man.
05:53All we want to do is get out there
05:55and change the world through peace and understanding.
05:57I also want to change the world, in a way.
06:00I need a flock of followers
06:02to spread my message across the land.
06:04What message is that, Brain?
06:06That you're the third Gumball brother?
06:08No, Pinky.
06:09My message that through peace and love and worshipping me,
06:12the world will be a better place to live.
06:14We've been looking for someone like you.
06:17Then heed my call, brothers and sisters.
06:19Go back to your musky homestead and await my arrival.
06:23Pinky and I shall protect you from your tormentors,
06:26and together, we shall take over the world.
06:30Uh, I mean, uh, change the world
06:34for the good of all peoples.
06:36Yeah!
06:37Kumbaya!
06:39Kumbaya!
06:41Kumbabye!
06:42Oh, I'm sorry, Brain.
06:44I just get misty whenever hippies leave.
06:46Pinky, are you pondering what I'm pondering?
06:49I think so, Brain.
06:51But Tuesday well isn't a complete sentence.
06:53No, Pinky.
06:55I shall become Brainy Jack,
06:57defender of hippies,
06:58gaining the trust and admiration of young people everywhere,
07:01thus earning the opportunity to use them,
07:04like so many hygienically challenged hand tools,
07:06in my greatest plan yet.
07:08What plan is that, Brain?
07:10Observe.
07:15Here it is, Pinky.
07:17Plan 462-B,
07:19the amazing chain of electric teeth.
07:21Love!
07:23Modern dentistry, Pinky,
07:25has provided a boon
07:27to subliminal broadcasters everywhere.
07:29Under the proper electrostatic conditions,
07:31the metal alloys in dental work
07:33can receive radio signals.
07:35My plan is to get all of America's young people
07:37to link hands at a specific time
07:39while my transponder is broadcasting
07:41a low-frequency message of world domination.
07:43Then, by rubbing my feet
07:45on a small square of herculon carpet
07:47while simultaneously holding a doorknob,
07:49I will send a static electric charge
07:51through this motley human chain,
07:53causing them to receive my secret message
07:55on their dental work,
07:57so that they absorb it subliminally.
07:59Oh, God! Brilliant, Brain!
08:01Oh, no, no, wait.
08:03What if they don't have any dental work?
08:05Hippies are the spoiled children of middle-class families.
08:07They all have dental work.
08:09Oh, they're spoiled!
08:11Trolls! That explains why they smell so funny.
08:13Whatever we think about the young people of today, Pinky,
08:15they are the leaders of tomorrow.
08:17We mustn't scorn them or shun them,
08:19but use them
08:21to take over the world!
08:51Chasing after long-haired hippies
08:53may be an exactly word
08:55because no one wants to hear you whining
08:57when we take over the world.
08:59There's got to be a morning after
09:03when Brainy Jack's plan is unfurled.
09:07Shush, Pinky.
09:09We'll lose the element of surprise.
09:11Zut! Sorry, Brain.
09:13Here you go, son.
09:15Give this freaknick a haircut.
09:17Come on, man, let me go.
09:19I got laundry to do.
09:21You're a liar.
09:23You've never done laundry in your stinking life.
09:25I'm going to give this tangled mess a pruning.
09:27Maybe a gentle body wave
09:29with some chunky highlights.
09:31Not again!
09:35Go ahead and be a meanie.
09:37Go ahead and be a jerk.
09:39Pinky, I said be quiet.
09:43Sorry.
09:45I sense you are trespassing
09:47here in the land of the long-haired yahoo.
09:49What in the cloudy pickle jar are you?
09:51I am a mysterious lab mouse,
09:53the voice of a generation.
09:55My name is Brainy Jack
09:57and this is my apprentice.
09:59Pinky Steve!
10:01Yes, and we are...
10:03Pinky Steve?
10:05Copycat.
10:07Nuh-uh!
10:09I came up with that in Barstow
10:11right after we bought those sweaters.
10:13Maybe you don't recognize me.
10:15My name's Posey,
10:17as in Councilman Posey,
10:19as in I'm the richest man
10:21in the county Posey,
10:23as in pocket full of Posey.
10:25Well then, ashes, ashes,
10:27we all fall down!
10:29Ha ha ha!
10:31I don't care who you are.
10:33You're harming the hippie
10:35in his natural habitat
10:37and that isn't very groovy.
10:39I don't have to listen
10:41to your hippie-dippy-gobbly-gook.
10:43You don't scare me none.
10:45Oh, yeah?
10:47What if I were to tell you
10:49that the town theater is about to run
10:51a Jane Fonda film festival?
10:53Jane Fonda?
10:55Not while I'm councilman.
10:57Come on!
10:59You haven't heard the last of us.
11:01We'll be back to settle the score.
11:03Yeah!
11:05Yeah!
11:07Yeah!
11:09Thanks, Brady Jack.
11:11Wait, where are you going?
11:13I want to see that Jane Fonda film festival.
11:15Yeah!
11:17Yeah!
11:19It's a chance to wear our new sweaters in public.
11:21But I need your help.
11:23What for, man?
11:25I need you to tap into your hippie love network
11:27and get all your friends
11:29to join hands with me
11:31in my message of world domination.
11:33What's all this world domination stuff, anyway?
11:35I mean, um,
11:37dominating the world
11:39with a message of peace, love,
11:41and, uh, joy to the fishy-wishies
11:43in the big blue sea.
11:45Oh, brain, you really know
11:47where the kids are at.
11:49Besides, haven't I proven my good intentions?
11:51No, man.
11:53There's only one way to prove yourself in our eyes.
11:55You'll have to do
11:57the snake dance.
11:59It's a Native American ritual.
12:01You dance with a snake
12:03and channel ancient spirits.
12:05I have to dance?
12:09Now, remember, Pinky,
12:11this ceremony is supposed to convince
12:13these groovy ghoulies that I possess mystical powers.
12:15But, brain,
12:17I can't move in this snake costume.
12:19I'm not as sinewy as I used to be.
12:21Zod!
12:23Look, it's so rudimentary.
12:25Scrunch and push, scrunch and push.
12:29Oh, that's not a scrunch, that's a shimmy.
12:33That's my cue.
12:35Remember, Pinky, if you forget how to act like a snake,
12:37pretend you're my agent.
12:41Wait, brain!
12:43I can't keep up!
12:53Zod!
12:55Now I'll never get a deposit back on this costume!
12:57Brothers and sisters,
12:59today I face the spooky snake of the spirits.
13:03And to prove I am your true leader,
13:05the ancient voices will speak through me.
13:11Perfect, Pinky.
13:13Your similarities to a real snake
13:15are more convincing than Charles Grodin's hairpiece.
13:17Ow!
13:19What are you doing, Pinky?
13:21If I find fruit, I bruise easily.
13:23Ow! Cut it out!
13:27Look, he's about to channel ancient spirits.
13:29I feel strange, Pinky.
13:31Sort of warm and cozy.
13:35Full of hope.
13:37Hey, hi, boys.
13:39Hey, this is Bob Snake in the grass hole.
13:41Hey, but I want to tell you,
13:43it's great to be here in Maka Laka Haka.
13:45Yeah, that's native Apache talk for just north of Phoenix.
13:47Hey, how about that Brooke Shields?
13:49I'd like to keep her wig warm.
13:53What's he doing now?
13:55I can't get my mojo working.
13:57Hey, hey, hey.
13:59No, no, no.
14:01And I'm climbing a stairway with Kevin.
14:03I don't know.
14:05Sounds like Henry Kissinger at a rock concert.
14:09I don't feel so good.
14:15What's wrong with him, man?
14:17It's the snake venom.
14:19Oh, the scary snake!
14:21Oh, yes!
14:23Rain?
14:31Wow, man.
14:33You passed the test.
14:35Yeah, we'll do anything you say now.
14:37Then make me some fresh oatmeal.
14:39I'm getting clammy.
14:41And no raisins this time.
14:43You were so brave.
14:45The snake bit you,
14:47and you just kept right on talking.
14:49Yeah, boy, I tell you.
14:51I'm used to tough houses.
14:53I played Cleveland, you know.
14:55I'm having a relapse.
15:01Oh, that's wonderful, Brian.
15:03Do Yogi Bear again.
15:05Thank you, Pinky.
15:07I'm glad you're entertained by my near-death experience.
15:09Now then,
15:11as soon as the poisons are leached from my body,
15:13we will proceed with my plan.
15:15At precisely 12 noon on Thursday,
15:17all the impressionable hippie youth of America
15:19will join hands,
15:21forming a great human peace chain
15:23from sea to shining sea.
15:25Sort of like a big cable.
15:29A network in the shape of a cable
15:31spreading the news.
15:33Now go forth.
15:35Tell idle hippies everywhere
15:37to drop whatever they're not doing
15:39and hide themselves hither.
15:41Fresh oatmeal!
15:47And so,
15:49the legend of Brainy Jack spread far and wide
15:51throughout the land, near and far,
15:53hither and yon, to and fro,
15:55back and forth, upstairs and downstairs,
15:57and in me lady's chamber.
15:59Any hippies here?
16:01Is Credence on yet?
16:05Come join our peace chain.
16:07Hey, is there gonna be food?
16:09It was almost as if
16:11all the hippies were coming together
16:13and joining hands.
16:15What?
16:17Ten, nine,
16:19eight, seven,
16:21six, five.
16:23Turn on the transponder, Pinky.
16:25Nuff!
16:27Three, two, one.
16:31Hear me, youth of America.
16:33You will all swear your allegiance to
16:35the Wall Street Report,
16:37the latest stock prices all the time.
16:39I swear my allegiance to Wall Street.
16:41I must become a stockbroker.
16:43I must worship the almighty dollar.
16:45Pinky,
16:47someone overrode my broadcast
16:49with a stronger signal.
16:51We failed.
16:55Hey, Brainy Jack,
16:57I took your advice
16:59and built my own transponder.
17:01What?
17:03Are you transpondering what I'm transpondering?
17:05I don't think so, Brainy Jack.
17:07I just launched the first all-news network.
17:09Isn't it cool?
17:11When I'm off to Atlanta,
17:13I'm gonna be famous.
17:15Might even get to meet that Jane Fonda.
17:17Well, I suppose we weren't a total failure.
17:19At least that young man will amount to something.
17:21What was his name?
17:23Ted something, I think.
17:25Didn't anyone hear your message, Brainy?
17:27Well, according to my calculations,
17:29in order to pick up my signal without interference,
17:31the person would have had to have been
17:33less than 20 feet from the transponder
17:35wearing some sort of protective eyewear.
17:37Like really dark glasses?
17:41We swear our allegiance to Brain.
17:47Now, explain it to me again, Brain.
17:49Interference from the stronger carrier signal
17:51created an echo effect
17:53magnifying the fractal structures of the wave amplitude
17:55which reconfigured the Hertz
17:57within the tall rock formations of the mesa
17:59when exposed to sunspots in a small nearby armadillo.
18:01Now, explain it to me again, Brain.
18:03The radio thingy went all wonky.
18:05Oh, so that's why the hippies
18:07became stockbrokers?
18:09Yes.
18:11And why Councilman Posey and his son became hippies?
18:13Precisely.
18:15And why the Osmonds got their own TV show?
18:17Pinky, there are some things
18:19even physics can't explain.
18:21Is there anything certain in the universe, Brain?
18:23Only that you and I must return to the lab
18:25and prepare for tomorrow night.
18:27Why, Brain? What are we going to do tomorrow night?
18:29The same thing we do every day.
18:31Tomorrow night.
18:33The same thing we do every night, Pinky.
18:35Try to take over the world!
18:37One of them's a little dippy
18:39One of them's sharp as a tack
18:41They're a pair of talking lambs
18:43They're Pinky
18:45They're Pinky and Brady
18:47Jack, Jack, Jack, Jack, Jack
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