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01:36 Oh, c'est le shareware Brain !
01:37 Pinky cessez ce "talk of share" !
01:39 Oh, s'il vous plait Brain, pas devant le can-smasher.
01:43 Pinky, tu sais ce que l'obsession c'est ?
01:45 Un scam de marketing Calvin Klein ?
01:47 Ben oui, mais je parle d'une fixation sans-naturel avec un but singulier.
01:53 Quelque chose que nous n'avons pas le temps pour pendant notre mission de prendre le monde.
01:57 Oh, j'adore quand tu es ironique Brain !
01:59 "Hooked on Dodge, lesson 4. Repeat after me. Where has had Huda ? Where is the cheese ? Huda met the moishes. The cheese is with the mice."
02:15 "You can't go wrong when you buy the Share Home Tattoo Kit. Have the name of a loved one indelibly etched into your skin, in the comfort of your own home. Truly nothing says you're mine, more than you're mine. Take a look where I put Ed Codd."
02:28 "Ooooh, Pinky, you recorded over the lesson tape. Now I... Wait a minute."
02:35 "What is it, Brain ?"
02:39 "Call it a harbinger of the apocalypse, but I have come up with a world domination plan inspired by Share."
02:45 "Oh, Brain, you mean we're going to be married to Greg Allman ? For three weeks ?"
02:51 "No, Pinky, something far less painful. I shall simply tattoo the words 'property of Brain' on a discreet area of the Earth. Thus shall it be forever mine. Let's see... A gigantic tattoo pen, I can do that part in my sleep."
03:08 "We will, however, require a needle made of a substance capable of repeatedly puncturing the Earth's crust."
03:13 "Say... clam dip ?"
03:15 "Funny, I was thinking of something with less dairy."
03:19 "A hollow tube made of a titanium corundum super alloy should do the trick. But where to find such an item ? Where indeed ?"
03:29 "Solar panel extension arm of space shuttle, or Chico Gonzales' putter ?"
03:37 "Brain, I think..."
03:38 "Not now, Pinky. I'm trying to figure out how we can dismantle a solar panel 480 miles above the Earth."
03:44 "But I don't think you have to. Look !"
03:48 "The Chico Gonzales Celebrity Pro-Am Golf Tournament this Saturday. Yes, there's only one way to describe such a stroke of luck."
03:56 "Contrived ?"
03:57 "Precisely."
03:58 "I got one right !"
03:59 "Serve !"
04:00 "First, I disguise myself to enter the tournament."
04:03 *Musique*
04:14 "Can I help you ?"
04:15 "I'm here to offer my celebrity status to your tournament."
04:18 "I see. Um... Who are you ?"
04:21 "Who am I ? Here's a hint. I was the star of the movie 'Moonstruck'."
04:26 "Oh my gosh ! Olympia Dukakis !"
04:28 "No. How about... Sunny and..."
04:33 "Olympia Dukakis ?"
04:34 "I'm Cher. Loved by millions for my couple of talents."
04:38 "Oh. Well, I'm afraid we're completely full. But if anyone falls out, you're first on our list."
04:43 "I see. Say, isn't that Olympia Dukakis over there ?"
04:48 "Where ?"
04:49 *Musique*
04:52 "Nope. That's just Michael Douglas. Now, where did she go ?"
04:56 *Musique*
04:59 *Sonnerie de téléphone*
05:00 "Yes ?"
05:01 "Good afternoon, Mr. Bello. I am Lud Finkel from the Pulitzer Prize Committee."
05:05 "But I won the Pulitzer in 1976. You all just now getting here ?"
05:10 "Yes. Well, we just wanted to remind you that John Updike has two Pulitzers."
05:15 "So, Updike's a two-bit hack. Thinks he's Mr. Bigshot. Two Pulitzers. Rabbit this, rabbit that. Blah, blah, blah, blah."
05:22 "He's writing a new one. Rabbit swallows his tongue."
05:25 "Looks like a shoe-in for a third Pulitzer."
05:27 "I doubt it. I'll show him. Updike ain't winning again. There's a road to the Pulitzer and it passes right through Mr. Saul Bello."
05:36 "Oh."
05:37 "But what about the golf tournament ? You're paired with Chico."
05:40 "Bah. We're in."
05:43 *Musique*
05:44 "It's a beautiful day for golf here at the Chico Gonzalez Celebrity Pro-Am."
05:49 "A small change in today's pairings as novelist Saul Bello has withdrawn and has been replaced by everyone's favorite, Cher."
05:56 "Let's go over it one more time, Pinky. You take care of Chico's caddy the way we planned."
06:01 "Right. Then, on the 18th hole, I shall slip Chico's putter to you, we skedaddle, and no one's the wiser."
06:08 "Um, but Brain, how am I going to carry that big bag of clubs ?"
06:12 "Simple, Pinky. I have installed a remote-control motor in that rolling bag caddy."
06:16 "Brilliant, Brain !"
06:19 *Musique*
06:21 "Mouah ! Hi, I'm Chico. I must say you look much different in person."
06:27 "That's because I'm actually a lab mouse bent on taking over the world."
06:31 "Ouh ! Ah, that's nice. I like it. So, are you ready to play around ?"
06:37 "Oh, yes. Good Jus de Mont."
06:41 *Musique*
06:43 *Applaudissements*
06:45 "Psst. I hear they're casting the caddies for Happy Gilmore 2."
06:49 "Ouh oui ! I'm gonna be a movie star. See ya !"
06:53 *Musique*
06:55 "Mouah ! Ouf !"
06:57 *Musique*
07:00 "See, the thing is that it is what it is, you know what I mean ? 'Cause that's what I'm saying, you dig ?"
07:05 "It's the fans like you who make the life of an actor worthwhile. That'll be 25 bucks."
07:11 "Ouah !"
07:13 *Musique*
07:15 "Shoot, shoot, shoot."
07:17 "What, man ? Something wrong with the plan ?"
07:19 "That last shot. I should have used a 7-iron. What was I thinking ?"
07:24 *Musique*
07:36 "Yes ! Take that, Chico."
07:38 *Musique*
07:40 "Ouah !"
07:42 *Musique*
07:50 "Ouah !"
07:52 "Sharon, Chico are locked in a close battle at 5 strokes under par and..."
07:56 "Ouh ! Chico misses the pot."
07:59 *Musique*
08:04 "Psst, Brain. This is it. I'll grab the putter and we can be tattooing Antarctica by midnight."
08:09 "Yes, yes, yes. Just one more hole and I can win this tournament. I can feel it, Pinky."
08:14 "But, Brain..."
08:16 "Shh ! I'm in a zone."
08:18 *Musique*
08:21 "Time to put baby to bed."
08:23 "Mouah !"
08:25 *Musique*
08:30 *Cris*
08:32 "Ah, ah, ah, ah, beautiful putter !"
08:35 *Musique*
08:37 "I'm number one ! I'm number one !"
08:40 "Encore une, Brain. Here's the putter. Quick, we can make a run for it."
08:44 "Don't be ridiculous, Pinky. All I need to do is sink this pot."
08:48 "I can taste it, Pinky, and it is sweet. Nothing can stop me."
08:52 "Brain, don't you see what you're doing ? You're obsessing."
08:56 "Rrrrraaah !"
08:58 *Musique*
09:00 "We've been treated to a match between two titans of the links, ladies and gentlemen."
09:04 "And this is what it all comes down to."
09:07 "You said it, baby. If Cher misses this, it's lights out. Good night, Irene."
09:12 "Quiet !"
09:14 "Ok."
09:16 *Musique*
09:22 "It's all over, folks. Chico wins the pennant. Chico wins the pennant !"
09:26 "Rrrraaah !"
09:28 "Rrrraaah !"
09:30 "Boum !"
09:31 "Brain, the putter, the tattoo thingy !"
09:34 "No, what have I done ?"
09:37 "Hey, that's not Cher, that's, that's..."
09:39 "That's Olympia Dukakis. Get her !"
09:42 *Musique*
09:44 "Rrrraaah !"
09:46 *Musique*
10:02 "Rrrraaah !"
10:04 *Musique*
10:08 "Steer us back to the lab, Mr. Pinky. We must prepare for tomorrow night."
10:12 "What, Brain ? What are we going to do tomorrow night ? Dress up like Judy Garland and race cars with Paul Newman ?"
10:17 "Close. We'll try to take over the world."
10:21 *Musique*