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00:00Whenever there's a crime or trouble
00:02That no one can solve at all, it seems
00:05That's when they come in on the double
00:07Sylvester and Tweety, mysteries
00:10It might be day or night, whenever
00:12Conditions are right for them to flee
00:15Somehow it all still fits together
00:17Sylvester and Tweety, mysteries
00:19If there's a fool who
00:22An old house with rotten stairs
00:24Just look around you
00:27Champs-Élysées will be found
00:29Someday I'll eat that darn canary
00:31And then I'll be happy, yessiree
00:34But Hector thinks you should be wary
00:36Sylvester and Tweety, mysteries
00:39The chase goes on with each new mission
00:41With backdrops of plenty, nobody
00:44And through it all, they're in contention
00:46Sylvester and Tweety, mysteries
00:51So, here we are in beautiful Toronto, Canada
00:55Finally doing something I want to do
00:58A nice dinner at a grouse and pheasant smorgasbord
01:04Could there possibly be any putty tat more stupid than this one?
01:09You know, Catstello, I just love a grouse and pheasant smorgasbord
01:13Mm-mm, you're correct
01:17Ah! Hockey!
01:19Fuffer and fuck-a-tass, I've been duped again!
01:26Young man, that ice sculpture is simply exquisite
01:30You should be very proud of your artistic ability
01:33Whoever started the rumour that I was a good ice sculptor
01:37I'm sure they'll be proud of me
01:39I'm sure they'll be proud of me
01:42I'm sure they'll be proud of me
01:45Whoever started the rumour that hockey players are brutish oafs
01:48Is full of hogwash
02:16Ah!
02:20Not now, Babbit
02:22Can't you see I'm busy with this pheasant leg?
02:27Can't you see those aren't birds?
02:29But Babbit, they're so tasty
02:34Now let me think, where can we get a free beer?
02:38Ladies and gentlemen
02:40Tonight we're privileged to bestow hockey's greatest achievement
02:43The Manly Cup to the one and only...
02:45What do you mean the Manly Cup is missing?
02:52Well, in lieu of the cup
02:55This year's winners will be presented with
02:57The Manly Saucer and Teaspoon
03:00Is there a detective in the house?
03:02Yes
03:06I'm a detective
03:09We keep the Manly Cup right over here
03:13Oh!
03:43Me?
03:45Yeah, you
03:46Come here
03:47What do you want?
03:48I can tell my friend that you've got yourself a bird problem
03:51Well, I'm here to help
03:53Hey, thanks
03:56But if you help me catch him
03:58Do I have to share him with you?
04:00No, no, you've misunderstood
04:02I'm not going to help you catch him
04:04I'm going to help you get over him
04:06Help you give up birds altogether
04:08Well, why on earth would I want to give up birds?
04:11Let me show you
04:12Hey, Catstello, come here
04:15Now, just look at this miserable excuse for a kitty cat
04:18Do you want to end up like him?
04:20His life was ruined by chasing birds
04:23Oh, get out! It was not
04:26It's true, I was a bad boy
04:30My life was laid to waste by chasing birds
04:36This is my wife who left me for another time
04:39Because I was too busy chasing birds
04:42These are my kids whom I never got to see grow up
04:46Never got to see them play with their balls of string
04:49Or their little catnip toys
04:51Because I was too busy chasing birds
04:57And this is my sick great-grandmama
05:00Who had to go to the vet alone to have a hairball removed
05:05Because you were too busy chasing birds
05:09You said it, brother
05:11But now, thanks to Babbit's help here
05:13I'm putting my life back together
05:19I want to stop too
05:21Help me, please!
05:23Of course I'll help you
05:25All you got to do is put this box over your head
05:28Every time you think about birds
05:31Put the box? I don't get it
05:33How's that supposed to help?
05:36If you can't see the bird, you don't want the bird
05:40Get it?
05:41Are you sure this is going to work?
05:43Sure, I'm sure
05:44Why, in no time at all
05:46That little yellow bird will be a bygone temptation
05:49Yeah, because we're going to eat him
05:51What do you know? It works
05:53I don't want to eat that darn bird anymore
05:57I'm cured
05:59Wait, I want to eat him again
06:02But now I don't want to eat him
06:04I do! I don't!
06:06Do! Don't! Do! Don't!
06:10Okay, he's taken care of
06:12Now to get the bird
06:14Here's the plan
06:18Well, Tweety, still no sign of the elusive man-makeup
06:23My friend, you look like a bird in need of a nest
06:25But not just any nest
06:26I can see you're a discriminating bird
06:28So only the top-of-the-line nest will do
06:30Like this one
06:31Come on, get in, try it out
06:36Oh, wall-to-wall feathers
06:39Very nice
06:40Oh, looky, it even has a basement
06:45I wonder where the white switch is
06:50Nice big windows, but I don't like the view
06:55Sorry, not interested
06:56Too little closet space
06:58Come here, you!
06:59Uh-oh, better take myself off the market
07:05Boo!
07:09Fred, what's all the commotion?
07:12Get a hold of yourself
07:14Oh, that poor pussycat
07:17Oh, no
07:19Knock-knock
07:21Hello, Puddy
07:22Don't you think you should defend your territory?
07:25Ahem!
07:30Something is very screwy here
07:33I know just what Monsieur Puddy would like to eat
07:40Come to think of it, I am a little peckish
07:43An evening snack never hurt
07:46I'm all yours
07:49Dinner is served
07:53I'm weak! I love birds!
07:58That's the spirit, Puddy
07:59Defend your territory
08:03Oops, too much spirit
08:05It's dinner time
08:11That bird must have been working out
08:14I'm sure it did
08:18I wonder where the white switch is
08:20Oh, looky, it even has a basement
08:22I wonder where the white switch is
08:24Oh, no!
08:27Ah-ha!
08:30Oh, no!
08:31Don't you think you should defend your territory?
08:34Ça doit être en train de fonctionner.
08:40Aidez-moi, Poutine! Je vais être mangé par un autre Poutine!
08:50Aidez-moi!
08:57Il est temps que ces Poutines prennent une douche.
09:00Aïe!
09:03Maintenant, pour mettre les chats à l'eau.
09:07Ne t'inquiète pas, Poutine! Je vais te faire sortir!
09:14Ferme-la et goûte!
09:20Je pense que ma carrière de chasseur d'oiseaux est sur les rochers.
09:24Tu l'as fait encore, Cat-Stello.
09:26Tu sais quoi, Babette? Tout ce hockey m'a fait mal.
09:30Voilà!
09:32Qu'est-ce que tu pensais faire?
09:34C'est un propriétaire valable.
09:36On a cherché partout pour le trouver.
09:38Oh! Je suis un... un... un...
09:42Mauvais garçon!
09:56Sous-titrage Société Radio-Canada