• le mois dernier
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00:00Whenever there's a crime or trouble
00:02That no one can solve at all, it seems
00:05That's when they come in on the double
00:07Sylvester and Tweety, mysteries
00:10It might be day or night, whenever
00:12Conditions are right for them to flee
00:15So now it all still fits together
00:17Sylvester and Tweety, mysteries
00:19If there's a boo-boo
00:22An old house with rotten stairs
00:24Just look around you
00:27Chandelier will be found
00:29Someday I'll eat that darn canary
00:31And then I'll be happy, yes siree
00:34But Hector thinks you should be wary
00:36Sylvester and Tweety, mysteries
00:39The chase goes on with each new mission
00:41With rat drops and plenty, no one beat
00:44And through it all, they're in contention
00:46Sylvester and Tweety, mysteries
00:59Isn't Rockport, Massachusetts, wonderful, boys?
01:30Are you Granny?
01:32Last time I checked.
01:34Oh my, but that's surreal.
01:37Say now, you're one mighty tough customer to locate.
01:40Oh, but that's my secret to longevity.
01:43Keep moving, no matter how much it hurts.
01:50What the?
01:53Sorry to write you snail mail.
01:55I've searched the www and www.
01:58And you're not online.
02:00Will Bates.
02:01What is this Will Bates,
02:03a noted futurist person, talking about?
02:06Granny is so low-tech.
02:19Granny had the stealth jet come back for me.
02:22So in retrospect, I would have been safer with the seafood.
02:26Oh!
02:37Je ne me souviens plus jamais de rencontrer un Will Bates.
02:41J'ai de la banque supérieure et je suis agile au multitasking.
02:44J'ai de la banque supérieure et je suis agile au multitasking.
02:47J'ai de la banque supérieure et je suis agile au multitasking.
02:50Je suis Granny, tu dois être Will Bates.
02:54Yeah, never mind that. Check this out.
02:57The perpetual donut, stainless steel,
02:59dipped in whatever topping you choose.
03:01One donut properly used could last a family a lifetime.
03:04Sounds more like a frozen tweet,
03:06but it's the high concept that counts.
03:25Ha ha ha ha ha ha!
03:27Ha ha ha ha ha ha ha!
03:32Something tells me that I'm not going to like this.
03:35Hum? Huh?
03:37Coming out!
03:38Ah! Jeez!
03:40Oh! He's in virtual reality, doggy heaven!
03:43But Mr. Bates, you sent for me!
03:45Correct.
03:46My mind is so full of binary impulses
03:48that in my search for quantum future concepts,
03:51I sometimes lose track of trivial items.
03:54I'd like you to track down one of those things for me.
03:57Oh, really?
03:58What is it that you want me to locate?
04:00The 70s.
04:01I'd ask for payment up front on this one.
04:04Oh, but I can't possibly find...
04:06No debates. Missed the whole decade's input.
04:09I was busy.
04:10Now it's retro hip and to me it doesn't scan.
04:12I lived through the 70s yet have no memory of it
04:14because I wasn't paying attention then.
04:17I must warn you, Mr. Bates,
04:19I really can't afford my services.
04:21I get all the canned cheese I can eat
04:23and a weak supply of Postum in advance.
04:32So, Bates, you want the 70s?
04:35Heck, I'll toss in the 40s and 50s for all these perks.
04:3840s? 50s?
04:40I don't have any evidence on that.
04:42I've got the hunch, boys,
04:44that the first place we should look is Melrose Avenue,
04:48a place where people have more money than sex.
04:51I wonder where all these 70s clothes are coming from.
05:03Holy cow! Have a nice day.
05:06Guess I'd better shake my groove thing.
05:19Come on, Puddy, shake your booty.
05:21I'd rather shake my birdie.
05:24This thing?
05:34Looks like Puddy's got more wing distortion.
05:37Time to pump up the volume.
05:40Oh, shit!
05:45Oh, that's what I call staying alive.
05:48Oh, that's odd.
05:50These boots have all of their original soles,
05:53yet the shoe dye is still wet.
05:56Once Granny established the 70s merchandise for the sake,
06:00we hit the road.
06:02A cat, a dog, a bird and an old lady
06:04driving around looking for some answers.
06:07Jeez!
06:14Wow, sister! That bit went out with Hope's skirts.
06:18Are you crazy, Achmed?
06:20Crazy Julius! I bought this dump from Achmed five years ago.
06:24I must have been crazy.
06:26If the rest of your buried cars are in as good a shape as what I see here,
06:30I'll buy them all.
06:37Qu'est-ce qui s'est passé à l'avant de tous ces voitures de la 70?
06:40Un fou Achmed s'est attrapé pour commencer son propre endroit.
06:43Peut-être qu'il n'aime pas la voiture à roue.
06:46Pas de vente. Désolé.
06:48Pfiou! Trouver les 70s est plus difficile que j'imaginais.
06:54Bien, les gars, nous avons conduit 70 milles sur I-70.
06:58Nous avons parlé avec 70 personnes par jour sur les 70s.
07:02Et rien n'a disparu.
07:07Si seulement il y avait un endroit
07:09où nous pourrions trouver la summation de l'âge des 70s,
07:12sans toucher les dégâts de l'heure,
07:14c'est là qu'on trouverait les 70s.
07:16Je pense qu'il y en a un.
07:18Je pense qu'il y en a un.
07:20Si seulement il y avait un endroit
07:22où nous pourrions trouver la summation de l'âge des 70s,
07:25sans toucher les dégâts de l'heure...
07:50Vous m'avez entendu, Mr. Bates.
07:52Si vous voulez les 70s, vous devriez me rencontrer à Burbank
07:55dans une minute, à votre propre dédicace.
08:08L'interface doit être valable de mon panneau limité.
08:11L'interface doit être valable de mon panneau limité.
08:19Bienvenue, Mr. Bates, à la décennie des 70s,
08:22la décennie que vous avez oubliée.
08:24Les boutons de la cloche, les voitures très éloignées,
08:27les écouteurs de disco de Thundering...
08:29Tout ce que j'ai entendu,
08:30mais que je n'ai jamais remarqué la première fois.
08:33Comment avez-vous trouvé cela ?
08:35Eh bien, disons que c'était dans l'air.
08:38Je prends tout !
08:39Combien ?
08:40Mr. Bates, rencontrez la chambre de commerce de Burbank.
08:44Je parle pour tous les citoyens de Burbank.
08:46Notre héritage des 70s n'est pas à vendre à n'importe quel prix.
08:50Je vais tripler ce que j'allais payer.
08:52Notre réponse est toujours non.
08:55Hein ?
09:00Dans cet enveloppe,
09:01sont tous mes concepts personnels, encore nés.
09:04En bref, l'avenir lui-même.
09:07Alors ?
09:08N'avons-nous même pas de commerce ?
09:12L'univers n'existe peut-être que pour moi.
09:17On se revoit plus tard, Granny.
09:18Ah, et à la prochaine fois,
09:20peut-être que tu pourras me trouver un cœur.
09:23Il n'y a pas assez de post-it dans le monde.
09:26C'est trop long !
09:28Le jet de stealth est trop lent.
09:37Ouh !
09:40Putain !
09:41C'est sûrement une grosse pâtisserie perpétuelle qu'ils ont construite
09:44de l'enveloppe de Bates.
09:47Non, Puddy.
09:48C'est ce que Ronald Wagon, le joueur de Burbank,
09:51allait appeler un endroit brillant dans le soleil.
10:00Au moins, cette ville a ses priorités, Sweet.

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