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00:00Whenever there's a crime or trouble
00:02That no one can solve at all, it seems
00:05That's when they come in on the double
00:07Sylvester and Tweety, mysteries
00:10It might be day or night, whenever
00:12Conditions are right for them to flee
00:15Somehow it all still fits together
00:17Sylvester and Tweety, mysteries
00:19If there's a fool who
00:22An old house with rotten stairs
00:24Just look around you
00:27A chance of war will be there
00:29Someday I'll eat that darn canary
00:31And then I'll be happy, yes siree
00:34But Hector thinks you should be wary
00:36Sylvester and Tweety, mysteries
00:39The chase goes on with each new mission
00:41With backdrops of plenty, no would be
00:44And through it all, they're in contention
00:46Sylvester and Tweety, mysteries
00:57Cannes, France. Home of the world-renowned Cannes Film Festival, where the beautiful people come to rub elbows and anything else they can get their hands on.
01:09Unfortunately, that's not where we're headed.
01:13No, we're going down the road to Cannes, not France, home of the James Caan Film Festival.
01:22Hey, how you doing?
01:27This cannot be! Sacré bleu! All the films have been stolen!
01:32James Caan can't! Flick, flitch from film fest!
01:37Oh, this is dreadful! Why is it that a mystery always pops up in the middle of my vacation?
01:44T'hasse if it didn't, we wouldn't have a show!
01:47C'est quoi ce délire?
02:17I must have you for my next spectacular!
02:23Wow! What a way to get chicks!
02:32Do you mind? You're blocking my sun!
02:35Oh, madame, my detector thinks it has heard metal!
02:39Oh, that's all right! It's the Super 8 movie camera of mine. I'm making a home movie of our vacation. It's my little hobby.
02:49My name's Granny, but don't tell anyone. I don't want to give out autographs.
02:56I am Jean-Claude Van Dengue. I come to Cannes not every year for the film festival.
03:01How was I to know that I would also meet such a beautiful filmmaker?
03:06Oh, Jean-Claude!
03:09To make up for my errant detector, permit me to show you all the sights around town worth filming.
03:15And then, we can screen them later over dinner, on my yacht.
03:21Your yacht?
03:24Why yes, they can do.
03:27Oh, my!
03:29Well, I would like to see the sights.
03:32Hector, you're in charge. Make sure nothing happens to our dear little Tweety Bird.
03:37Who says the French aren't friendly?
03:39Oh, well, I think I'll go back to the hotel and hang out at the pool.
03:55Oh, pretty dog washed his head over that one.
04:03Fabulous! Just what I've been looking for.
04:09Mike Goldfish, Hollywood super producer.
04:12And you are?
04:14Oh, who cares?
04:16But this bird, I must have him for my next spectacular.
04:21Raging Bird, he's perfect.
04:24I always thought I had a face that only 30 million people could love.
04:29Hmm, you just need to gain weight for the role.
04:33You know, put some meat on those hollow bones.
04:36I've been sick.
04:38Say, I think there might be a part in my flick for you too.
04:42As for down on his luck, slobbering brother-in-law.
04:48Only, you'll have to lose a little weight.
04:53Um, tell you what, let's kill two birds with one stone, so to speak.
04:58You paddle us out to my yacht, and you can be lunch.
05:02I mean, do lunch.
05:05Row, row, row my boat gently out to sea.
05:08One fat bird is all I need for canary fricassee.
05:13Ah, here we are, my yacht.
05:23My public awaits.
05:25Which way to the kitchen?
05:28Ah, well, this way?
05:32No, no, sorry, I mean, this way.
05:35Come along, Porky.
05:43Now, where did I put that kitchen?
05:46Ah.
05:50That's what I like about my ship.
05:53Plenty of storage space.
06:03At last.
06:05I mean, the last stop on our tour of the kitchen.
06:10Crêpes sousette, crème brûlée,
06:14and cheese soufflé.
06:19And here's a scrawny little bone for you.
06:23Thanks.
06:30I could just eat this food, but hey, what fun would that be?
06:41Hmm.
06:44A-ha.
06:46Oh.
07:04Oooh, man.
07:07C'est ça !
07:10Votre Sesame Seed Roll !
07:13Oh oh ! C'est le grand vieux PuddyTap !
07:31Reviens ici !
07:33Tu saturé !
07:38Oh oh !
07:48Ce Puddy ne me trouvera jamais ici !
07:51Où est-ce que cet advertisement pour Slimquick a disparu ?
07:55Ah !
08:00Ah ah !
08:08Oh oh !
08:18Ça doit être le deck de la poupée !
08:22Aide ! Aide ! Aide !
08:32Je dois juste poudrir mes notes.
08:34Oh mon Dieu ! Je ne devrais pas avoir eu tous ces cappuccinos !
08:40Tu n'aurais pas tué quelqu'un avec de plus beaux verres, n'est-ce pas ?
08:49Jean-Claude ! Il y a du film dans ton lit !
08:53Je dois parler à la femme sur ça.
08:56Propriété du Festival de Films de James Caan !
08:59Tu as volé ces films !
09:01Oui. J'ai voulu présenter le premier Festival de Films dans mon lit.
09:06Et j'ai voulu ajouter tes petits shorts à ma collection.
09:09Mes petits shorts ?
09:11Tes shorts de cinéma.
09:13Un célèbre réalisateur comme toi aurait fait une bonne addition à mon Festival.
09:17Mais je ne suis pas un célèbre réalisateur. Je suis un célèbre détective.
09:21Je suis un célèbre détective.
09:23Je suis un célèbre détective.
09:25Je suis un célèbre détective.
09:27Je suis un célèbre détective.
09:29Pourquoi tu n'es qu'un James Caan ?
09:32Qu'est-ce que tu vas faire ?
09:35M'arrêter ?
09:38Il m'embrasse !
09:40Mon Dieu, Tweety, je devrais commencer à te vendre des verres de poisson.
09:45Ah, bien. Trop bien pour être un gros Hollywood.

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