After many months of patience, we finally take Gloria to Story Land. We have a tea party with Cinderella, sit on a wall with Humpty Dumpty, eat large peanut butter cups, and much more.
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00:00 We're playing it to the smashed fish.
00:03 We have a million views watching the show.
00:07 It's better 'cause we're going over the--
00:10 How has waiting in line been?
00:13 Bad!
00:14 Over the wall.
00:16 And we noticed there's a chapel at Storyland.
00:18 In case somebody dies in one of these fairy tales,
00:20 we have a place to pray.
00:21 Have a great time here at Storyland today.
00:24 You've been asking us to go to Storyland for months,
00:27 and we're here.
00:28 Some sort of female Humpty Dumpty.
00:30 No, no, that's just Humpty.
00:32 He's a boy. He's in his boyhood.
00:33 I think Gloria wants to go straight to the talking tree.
00:35 What kind of tree?
00:37 Miniature houses. Gloria's favorite.
00:39 Oh, but it's a cool slide.
00:40 We finally got to that talking tree.
00:43 Want to go look in the hole?
00:45 Hello!
00:46 Hello!
00:48 Is that a little girl?
00:49 I see him.
00:50 I see the--
00:51 Nope, I can't reach him.
00:54 That's right. It's me, the tree, talking to you.
00:57 Have you ever had a talking tree before?
01:00 Oh my God, a bee!
01:03 I need to avoid the kids because
01:06 when the kids will think I'm part of the music box,
01:08 they'll think I'm weird.
01:10 Oh, okay.
01:11 I like your dress.
01:12 She said, "I like your dress."
01:13 That's such a nice thing to say.
01:15 There used to be like a million creepy baby dolls in here.
01:20 Really?
01:26 Do you see the wires in the mouth?
01:28 It'll save time.
01:32 All right, which one is just right?
01:37 Do you have a solution?
01:38 Yes, I'll teach you.
01:40 Oh my gosh.
01:41 That's the best one.
01:42 That one is just right.
01:43 That is so cool.
01:44 All we can do is stand back and watch as this plays out.
01:51 ♪ I'm singing to the moon and the stars ♪
01:55 We stopped.
01:58 Look, a dolphin leaking perpetually.
02:01 Rock-a-bye baby on the treetop.
02:03 What if the wind blows and the cradle will rock?
02:05 We gotta go to Mother Goose's bathrooms, quick!
02:10 Look at you two.
02:11 Never miss an opportunity for one of these.
02:13 A pumpkin carriage.
02:14 Suddenly it's like a library in here.
02:18 You can't spook her.
02:19 Beautiful princess crowns on her.
02:22 Everyone's coming here.
02:24 About time.
02:26 You can't take a photo of the monitors.
02:28 Oh, okay.
02:29 I didn't get all the video.
02:30 What did you tell Cinderella?
02:31 That you love chocolate and you're gonna go to her tea party later.
02:33 And you called her your highness.
02:35 And she curtsied and she never ever said no.
02:37 Oh, I know, I have the horses.
02:38 She's like, "Oh, I love you, too."
02:40 Oh, yeah.
02:41 Remember, they used to be mice.
02:42 The fairy godmother turned them into horses.
02:44 Yeah, so they float.
02:45 Drop you at the bottom of the pail, okay?
02:47 Are you about to fly?
02:49 Yeah.
02:50 What is it?
02:52 Oh, a princess sword?
02:53 These are adorable.
02:54 Shield.
02:55 Excuse me?
02:56 Shield yourself.
02:57 I'm gonna do it.
02:58 Oh, wow.
02:59 You can board the pirate ship.
03:03 Quick check, are we having a good time at Story Land?
03:05 Yeah.
03:06 The best time ever?
03:07 Oh, it's going, it's going.
03:09 Is Gloria's helping the row, too?
03:11 It's about to get spooky on this boat.
03:14 One, two, three.
03:15 Arr!
03:17 Treasure is already good.
03:18 Played by the notorious Pirate Bob.
03:21 Pirate Bob?
03:22 I'm taking this captive princess to the jail.
03:25 Poor Gloria, she's in Los Bravos Jail in Glen, New Hampshire.
03:29 Good to say their bathroom game is on point here.
03:37 Are there actual pigs?
03:41 They've chosen poorly.
03:43 They're all crowded into the straw house.
03:44 The straw house is clearly reinforced with wood.
03:46 We built these houses, we built these houses out of straw,
03:50 and Bricks built these houses.
03:53 The famous fairy tale of the several chickens.
03:55 Hey, I'm the real princess, and I'm going to Story Land,
03:59 and you two are kids.
04:00 Yes, and we don't know that you're a real princess,
04:02 we think you're going to jail.
04:03 No, you actually know that I'm a real princess.
04:06 You're supposed to be sitting down, ready to be scared.
04:08 Are you scared?
04:09 No, I'm just gonna push him away.
04:12 Little Miss Muffet stood on her tuffet,
04:15 pushing up on that blue spider.
04:17 Whoa, whoa, whoa, whoa, whoa, whoa, whoa.
04:21 Lena bought us a donut, a bottle of water, and a fountain of soda.
04:24 How much did it cost, Nina?
04:25 Twelve bucks.
04:26 Twelve bucks.
04:27 This is a place to have a tantrum.
04:28 Be respectful of the space and the others who may be using it.
04:32 Go ahead, have your tantrum right on that giant block.
04:35 Scary brown mess over here.
04:37 Uh-oh.
04:38 Please do not disturb the--
04:39 We've got to find a place to put this straw.
04:42 [music]
04:48 It's interesting that it's not tea time at Alice in Wonderland, though.
04:51 [music]
04:54 Can I take a little tea?
04:56 Yes, or I can give you water.
04:58 And a yellow cup, it matches your dress.
05:00 I want a heart.
05:02 Ooh, it's a little heart in the cup.
05:04 I'm getting my pinky out.
05:05 That's so cute.
05:06 And then the parents sit in the bleachers.
05:08 Please give a warm welcome to our beloved princess
05:11 and royal host of our tea party, Cinderella.
05:15 Okay, everybody, I'm so glad you could all come and join me today.
05:19 And not just to have this many people come and join me,
05:22 my name is Cinderella, your host for this enchanted tea party.
05:27 And now I'd like to take a moment to get to know each and every single one of you.
05:32 Do you want to take another picture together?
05:34 Without the sorority?
05:36 Actually, yes, with the sorority.
05:37 I'm not one of those princesses that get rescued and stuff.
05:40 I'm kind of an adventure.
05:42 You're an adventure princess. Do you fight dragons yourself?
05:45 No, I've never actually had any adventures.
05:48 That's why I'm losing this time in Storyland to have a picture.
05:52 That's so smart, my friend.
05:55 Would you like to take a picture together?
05:57 [music]
05:58 So we're about to learn what the chapel at Storyland is all about.
06:01 I'm the one who bet you could get married at Storyland.
06:04 [inaudible]
06:06 A chapel kind of is like a little church.
06:08 The story of Heidi, the little girl--oh, the Heidi story, I guess.
06:11 Heidi?
06:12 The lunar landmark in many of the rural mountain areas in Europe,
06:15 and we thought this one built here at Storyland
06:17 at the foot of Heidi's Mountain would better depict this lovely story.
06:21 [music]
06:23 Hey, old timer.
06:25 Why don't you shut down, huh?
06:27 [inaudible]
06:29 [music]
06:33 Most people hate their driver's licenses,
06:35 but yours actually is really good.
06:37 [music]
06:51 You got so many balls, let's go fire them.
06:54 You dropped them all.
06:56 [music]
07:11 A giant peanut butter cup from the candy store.
07:13 It tastes like the cinnamon chocolate.
07:15 Is it soda?
07:16 Hi, gang. I'm Hal,
07:18 and I'd like to introduce you to all my friends up here.
07:21 Humpty Dumpty sat on a wall.
07:23 Humpty Dumpty had a great fall.
07:25 It took all the king's horses and all the king's men
07:28 just to put Humpty Dumpty together again.
07:31 [music]
07:36 [inaudible]
07:39 At Storyland, yeah, you'll have a great day.
07:42 Look at the entrance starting to shine.
07:45 What we have fun once upon a time.
07:48 Once upon a time.
07:50 Once upon a time.
07:52 Once upon a time.
07:54 Once upon a time.
07:56 Once upon a time.
07:58 Once upon a time.
08:00 Once upon a time.
08:02 Once upon a time.
08:04 Once upon a time.
08:06 Once upon a time.
08:08 Once upon a time.
08:15 Thank you all so much for coming today.
08:19 (upbeat music)
08:22 (bell chimes)