We go to the Apple Peach Festival and church fair in Acushnet, MA!
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00:00$16 for a Bloomin' Onion?
00:02If you pay $16 for a Bloomin' Onion, you can get a nice little sirloin sandwich for $6, or a hot dog for $2!
00:06Or a coffee for $5!
00:12Oh yes, I love that. Is that you up top? Is that a representation of you?
00:16Yeah, but I keep wondering, why did they make me so big?
00:20I don't know.
00:22Did you make a Dreamhouse Dream Bus with AI?
00:24It's super cool. I love it. It's a VW. That's a classic bus from the 1960s.
00:28And this is supposed to be Quinn, and this is supposed to be Glorious.
00:32Wow, it's very detailed. It's even got Glorious' hat.
00:35Everybody must back in.
00:37A little bit to the left. There you go.
00:39You gonna take the long path?
00:41We are at the Peach and Apple Festival, or is it Apple and Peach?
00:44Apple Peach.
00:45Apple Peach. I've never been to this event before, but it looks pretty cool. I'm in a fall mood today.
00:49It's like September 7th, and I think it's officially the first day you're allowed to do a fall thing.
00:53Like, if it was like August 30th, would you be doing a fall thing?
00:56It's a little early.
00:57You know, I was just swimming in my sister's pool last week, so...
01:01And I have a loose tooth.
01:03Look, there's actually digital signage. Apple Peach here.
01:06It looks to me like the Long Plain Methodist Church is having a church fair, and Apple Peach is behind it.
01:11And there's a yard sale, which I wasn't even expecting.
01:14Yeah, we actually passed by like three yard sales, like mature yard sales.
01:17I know, mature, like full-fledged A-grade yard sales.
01:20Like tables with labels on them that said, T-shirts by size, and this sort of thing.
01:24Yes.
01:25You look like a giant among ants.
01:29Oh, I love them.
01:30That's awesome, actually.
01:31Forget false graph.
01:33So this one is Trick or Treat, and then you have Spooky!
01:37Happy Halloween.
01:38So it tells a story.
01:39It does.
01:40Can we do, like, what you're doing, but like kid stuff on my perspective?
01:45Like the kid stuff is the grown-up stuff to kids?
01:47Sure.
01:48Because that's how it is with kids.
01:49Ah, this is appealing.
01:50Can you bend it a little bit?
01:51Come on, follow mom.
01:53And look at more kid stuff.
01:54Come on, mom.
01:55Let's go.
01:56Let's go do what you're doing, but it's kid stuff.
01:58So far, there's not even a hint of apple or peach.
02:00Ooh, they have Apple Crisp.
02:01I see a sign that says Apple Crisp.
02:03Apple Crisp.
02:04This was in every house in the 80s that had, like, wood.
02:06All these, like, wood accessories for your bathroom.
02:09Oh, they take Venmo here at the church fair.
02:11Is Gloria covering the kid stuff?
02:13Oh, dress-up dresses.
02:14You don't have enough of those.
02:15What even is?
02:16It's like a bed.
02:18It's like a bed that you can put in your room, and then you can, like, sleep on it.
02:21Totally could.
02:22Or something?
02:23I kind of want that.
02:24The watermelon dress?
02:25Boston City.
02:26Acoustics.
02:27It's a great bargain.
02:28This is a nice speaker system for a computer.
02:30I like Nina's classic Peter Starr.
02:32This cat getting married to, um, this headless cat.
02:36To this gentleman.
02:37Ah, you call him a headless cat, but in reality.
02:40I love his desk.
02:41Oh.
02:42I love it.
02:43It feels very 80s to me.
02:45And it would have lingered on in a household for decades.
02:47And then until eventually, somebody said, that's enough.
02:50My parents had metal cabinets.
02:51For your important files?
02:52Yes.
02:53Pick a neck for two?
02:54Yeah.
02:55Two bucks?
02:56And one dollar for a bottle of water.
02:57Reasonable.
02:58Oh, is the Apple Peach this way?
03:00Yes.
03:01Oh.
03:02But the Port Church Fair, they're doing Apple Crisp in there.
03:04They're trying to lure you into their Apple Crisp before you even get there.
03:06They want to get you there first.
03:08I just saw a school bus pass by with an old woman and an old woman driver in the front.
03:14They call it a shuttle bus.
03:15It's so that old people can get here without having to walk.
03:17It's a pretty cool building.
03:18What is it?
03:19Long Meadow Museum?
03:20I see a plate.
03:21Crazy for cookies.
03:22If there's one thing I'll always get, it's a cookie.
03:24It's a cookie.
03:25Oh my gosh.
03:26I see over here a sand art stand.
03:28And I have not seen one of those since the early 90s.
03:31When we went to the Westport Fair, they did have it.
03:34Did you ever do sand art at like fairs and stuff when you were kids?
03:37You try to like layer it and make it look pretty.
03:39You buy like a bottle and they shape up like a bunny.
03:41But I love it.
03:42I would love to make something at this stupid sand art thing.
03:45Okay.
03:47No?
03:48Negative?
03:49Negatory?
03:50There's no give.
03:51It's alright.
03:52I prefer a cookie that has a crisp outside, but a nice soft inside.
03:56And this has none of that.
03:57Oh, there you are.
03:58Can I make a joke on the show real quick?
04:00Uh huh.
04:01One coin for everybody who cheers.
04:04One coin for everybody who cheers.
04:06Woo!
04:07Woo!
04:08Woo!
04:09One coin tax for everybody who cheered.
04:11We thought we were getting a coin, but we gotta pay a coin to cheer.
04:14Now I just had a chocolate chip and I wasn't happy with it at all.
04:16I'm only interested in the one that looks like an apple.
04:18I got a cold brew coffee with local Suma pumpkin spice syrup.
04:22Oh, it's just a sugar cookie.
04:24Sugar cookie.
04:25May I?
04:26It's adorable, but it's bland.
04:28Is this the snickerdoodle one?
04:29Uh huh.
04:30I like this one very much.
04:31Oh, okay.
04:32Oh!
04:33I do like the concentration of cinnamon in it, and I like the cinnamon chips.
04:36We're asking some things.
04:37Look at this.
04:38Oh, I used to love to do this.
04:39Gloria, do you want to play with sand art or do you want to walk around a bit first?
04:43Sand art.
04:44Try this chocolate chip.
04:46It sucks.
04:47Here he does it sucks.
04:50Start lightly tapping after each color just so it settles.
04:54When I was young, I was at some festival somewhere.
04:57The essential detail of not mixing the sand was not related to me.
05:01So my sand art came out gray, and a gray bottle of sand sat in my bedroom for a good 15 years
05:08before I finally threw it away.
05:10Here's to you.
05:11Thanks.
05:12What colors do you want first?
05:13Do you want purple at the bottom?
05:14Cranberry white chocolate.
05:18I like cookies.
05:19Maybe I don't like cookies.
05:20It was six for five.
05:21Is this like sand?
05:22It is sand.
05:23It's colored sand.
05:24That's what I understand.
05:26Just watch.
05:27I'm trying to get in the funnel.
05:28Now put it in.
05:29But I love the music.
05:30I'll take karaoke Johnny Cash like any day of the month.
05:33Oh yeah, definitely.
05:34I'm a Barbie girl.
05:35It's right up there with like karaoke like Leonard Skinner.
05:37You can give me that too.
05:38Let me sleep on him.
05:41Karaoke people.
05:42Okay, now on to the next color.
05:44What color would you like next?
05:46Do you want purple again?
05:47Yeah.
05:48Purple and blue.
05:49Purple and blue, baby.
05:50That's this girl's colors.
05:51Purple and blue.
05:52It's kind of like a feed channel.
05:53Yeah, mukbang.
05:54I like the texture a little more.
05:55I like the slightly fluffier.
05:56That's their best cookie.
05:57Right here, folks.
05:58Just like that, you have some sand art.
06:00John, was it everything you remember from the 90s?
06:02Yes.
06:03Some things never change.
06:04There's no technology.
06:05There's no AI sand art.
06:06When I did it, it was glass bottles that had been stretched.
06:08The necks had been stretched.
06:09Look at that.
06:10Say thank you.
06:11Beautiful creation.
06:12You want to keep the cap on.
06:13The cap's permanent.
06:14They have apple peach ice cream.
06:15Hell yeah.
06:16Somebody over there has a Bloomin' Onion.
06:18Of Outback and Texas Roadhouse fame, I highly appreciate the amount of seating available
06:23at this festival.
06:24Yeah.
06:25You've got under the tent.
06:26There's even some seating up there by the house, some impromptu seating.
06:27So many food options, it can be hard to choose.
06:29It's true.
06:30Ah, there's...
06:31Okay.
06:32I love that pile of onion.
06:33That's where they're blooming.
06:34That's the only signage they need.
06:35That's the onion orchard.
06:36Two dollars for a hot dog?
06:37Yeah, reasonable.
06:38That's very reasonable.
06:39Yeah.
06:40Sixteen bucks for a Bloomin' Onion?
06:41Yeah.
06:42Look, if you pay sixteen for a Bloomin' Onion, you can get a nice sirloin sandwich for six,
06:43or a hot dog for two.
06:44We're talking for five.
06:45What you gonna do?
06:46Hey.
06:47Look, I love these knitted things.
06:48I think they're so cool.
06:49I love the Sesame Street ones.
06:50Oh, yeah.
06:51Oh, my gosh.
06:52She would love it.
06:53I just love the scent of yarn in here.
06:54What do you call it when you eat a Minion?
06:55I don't know.
06:56What do you call it?
06:57Fluffy.
06:58Fluffy.
06:59Fluffy.
07:00Fluffy.
07:01Fluffy.
07:02Fluffy.
07:03Fluffy.
07:04Fluffy.
07:05Fluffy.
07:06What do you call it when you eat a Minion?
07:07I don't know.
07:08What do you call it?
07:09Filet Mignon.
07:10Oh, goodness.
07:11Little ice cream cones.
07:12I thought it was Santa hats, and I was like, why are they Christmas ice cream?
07:13I was like, I'm an idiot.
07:14Nice Halloween potholders.
07:15Flower crowns.
07:16You gotta get a...
07:17How come we didn't get Gloria a flower crown?
07:18It's two for five fitting.
07:19She could be the Harvest Queen from Midsommar.
07:20Don't be the pooches.
07:21I think he is, yeah.
07:22Did you buy something?
07:23I did.
07:24It's like a combination mini granny square blanket, plus this cute little thing attached.
07:25I love it.
07:26Is it for one of the kids, or are you...
07:27Yeah.
07:28Yeah.
07:29I'm gonna give it to one of the kids.
07:30We have like a bunch of those, and Gloria always loves them, but I would have way preferred
07:31to have a handmade one.
07:32Yeah.
07:33Actual apple peach.
07:34Aha.
07:35Ooh, that's nice.
07:36I like that.
07:37You could have that in your home.
07:38I have a no buying more candles policy.
07:39I have a one candle at a time.
07:40I burn it on my stove, so the soot doesn't get on my ceiling.
07:41Yeah.
07:42Clean cotton.
07:43John turned me on to this when we were like teenagers.
07:44Oh, yeah, he did.
07:45Oh, yeah.
07:46Oh, yeah.
07:47Oh, yeah.
07:48Oh, yeah.
07:49Oh, yeah.
07:50Oh, yeah.
07:51Oh, yeah.
07:52Oh, yeah.
07:53Oh, yeah.
07:54Oh, yeah.
07:55Oh, yeah.
07:56Oh, yeah.
07:57Oh, yeah.
07:58Oh, yeah.
07:59Have you ever had a toilet before?
08:00Yeah, this was years ago.
08:01Yeah.
08:02Do you hear the song they're playing?
08:03I put a spell on you.
08:04It feels very fall, doesn't it?
08:05Hell yeah.
08:06Would you like to see what I bought for one of my nieces?
08:07Look at the book.
08:08Hello.
08:09She's not a baby, but she's three.
08:10It's nice and soft and it's a granny square blanket, which is my favorite kind.
08:12Shortcake, apple cobbler, peach cobbler.
08:13This is where I was meant to be.
08:20This is the core of the Apple Peach Festival right here.
08:22Right.
08:23It's the sales.
08:24Yeah. The core of the apple, you're right.
08:26I'm trying to decide if I'm getting an apple cobbler or a peach cobbler.
08:29Okay, but why is it plural? Why is it apple cobblers?
08:33All right, let's see.
08:35It's not something you would like. It's a little under flavored. It's a little underspiced.
08:40Just like the cookies.
08:41You could still take advantage of a blueberry pie even though it's not a blueberry festival.
08:45I do like blueberry. I do, I do, I do.
08:47$20 pies.
08:48Sounds reasonable. I just don't eat any pies.
08:52Final thoughts on the apple peach?
08:53I thought it was a cute little festival and a lovely start to fall.
08:56It's good that they maybe do it a little early, you know, so that not everything's
09:00packed into three weekends of October.
09:02Something's got to be the first and I'm glad it's this.
09:04Hey, there's a song everybody can relate to. It's called No More Money.