Angie from Glasgow, Scotland sends us another box, filled with Super Mario gummies, IRN-BRU candies, a massive Marks & Spencer chocolate bar, and much more!
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00:00 Frankie the Hits, just keep coming.
00:02 [MUSIC PLAYING]
00:04 I'll say this.
00:08 I think just about all of these, the person was like,
00:11 now you don't have to make content out of it.
00:13 I just wanted to send you this box.
00:14 OK.
00:14 But I was like, I'm going to make content out of it.
00:17 There's one here that I'm very confused about.
00:19 OK.
00:20 This box up here at the top says,
00:21 "To BoxMac, from Diane McIntosh."
00:26 It's a fabulous name.
00:27 Do you know anything about this?
00:29 No.
00:29 [LAUGHTER]
00:32 What happened to all the macaroni and cheese inside?
00:37 It must be missing.
00:43 She goes, explain yourself.
00:45 [LAUGHTER]
00:47 What's going on here?
00:49 And why is it McIntosh?
00:50 Explain yourself.
00:51 That was us.
00:51 It was a prank.
00:52 So--
00:52 Well, what's it actually filled with?
00:55 My love for you.
00:56 What?
00:58 My love for you.
00:59 Your love for me?
00:59 Oh, that's so sweet.
01:01 Look, there it all is.
01:02 Pour out the love.
01:03 We just watched Blank Check last night.
01:04 Yes.
01:05 It's all about McIntosh.
01:06 Yes.
01:07 Do you remember this?
01:08 McIntosh.
01:10 My name is McIntosh.
01:13 What is it, McIntyre?
01:14 McIntosh.
01:14 Ah, McIntosh.
01:15 Yeah, yeah.
01:15 You remember what it was.
01:16 Sure.
01:17 It's Disney's attempt at a home alone.
01:18 Yes.
01:19 Because in the third act, they fight burglars.
01:20 Yeah, yeah.
01:21 Oh.
01:22 Oh.
01:23 Ooh.
01:23 That must've hurt.
01:25 And it wasn't enough to imply that Kevin McAllister's family
01:28 was rich.
01:28 They were like, we're going to make this kid actually rich.
01:31 But what I find really funny about that movie is--
01:33 and you can think of lots of examples like this.
01:34 One that comes to mind is Arnold Schwarzenegger
01:36 being pregnant junior.
01:37 Yeah, that's strange.
01:39 It starts with the studio saying,
01:41 oh, this would really sell.
01:42 Here's the premise.
01:43 Like, make it happen.
01:44 A kid gets a million dollars and fights burglars.
01:45 Yeah.
01:46 Go make it happen.
01:46 And then the screenwriters have the unenviable job--
01:49 Yeah.
01:50 Making this idea, one-liner, into a movie.
01:53 And we did find that the whole first act of Blank Check,
01:57 they have to lay a lot of groundwork
01:59 to get us to that moment.
02:01 They have to be like, OK, there's
02:02 a criminal who has a million dollars.
02:04 He is laundering it through the bank.
02:06 We have to set up what a blank check is.
02:08 The child has to learn what a blank check is.
02:10 So grandma wrote a check that she forgot to put on there.
02:15 And he was like, wait, so I can write in anything?
02:17 And they're like, no, no.
02:17 We're just going to write in 10 for grandma.
02:19 So that's set up.
02:20 And then he gets hit by a car by the criminal, who
02:23 crushes his bike.
02:24 And the criminal doesn't have time
02:25 to make out the check because he sees a police
02:27 car in the distance.
02:28 So he wants to flee.
02:29 So he accidentally doesn't fill out the whole check.
02:31 The kid goes, oh, this is a blank check.
02:33 At the beginning of the movie, the kid
02:34 got a new Macintosh computer.
02:36 And he says, oh, I could commit check fraud right now.
02:40 And with the computer, he designs--
02:43 he goes, I don't know, a million dollars.
02:45 That's what you could do back then.
02:46 But now it wouldn't look official.
02:48 There'd be controls.
02:50 Then he shows up to the bank.
02:51 And there still were process controls.
02:53 They said, why is a child checking out
02:55 a million dollars in cash?
02:56 So they sent him to the bank owner, who
02:59 is in cahoots with the criminal and assumes that the kid
03:02 is the mule for the money.
03:03 Hands him all the cash.
03:04 This is a lot of premise.
03:05 This is what has to happen.
03:07 And then the kid has to actually be
03:10 able to enjoy his million dollars by the mansion.
03:12 Of course, it makes no sense that he's
03:14 able to buy what he's able to buy with a million bucks.
03:16 But then it's like, he needs to not attract the attention
03:19 of his family and others.
03:21 So he has to invent a fake adult that's
03:23 in the background of the entire thing named Macintosh.
03:25 Well, who is Macintosh?
03:28 I work for him.
03:29 It's a lot to get there.
03:31 And don't even get me started on the Arnold Schwarzenegger
03:33 thing.
03:33 You know what's another one like that is face off,
03:34 where they switch faces.
03:36 But then they just recast each other.
03:38 But they cut off each other's faces and swap them.
03:40 Did you have to do that?
03:41 Yeah.
03:42 You could have probably done a mind control thing.
03:44 Anyway, let's unbox some boxes.
03:47 This is from--
03:49 International.
03:50 Oh, I think I know who this is from.
03:51 Do you remember we got a box from the UK
03:53 and got a bunch of Scottish stuff from Angie some time ago?
03:56 Did it all taste like onions?
03:58 Yep.
03:58 Yep.
03:59 Yep.
03:59 Pretty much.
04:00 It is terrible.
04:01 It's like a practical joke.
04:02 Wow.
04:03 What the hell is this?
04:04 And--
04:05 Strong flavor of onion to boot.
04:06 This one looks much weaker.
04:08 Hot water, onion, and noodles.
04:09 But she had some chocolates in there, too, that were--
04:11 Oh, that's right.
04:12 Onion chocolate.
04:12 All right, what's in-- oh.
04:13 Oh.
04:14 International flavors.
04:16 Oh, so this is an annual tradition for us.
04:19 The Christmas and Halloween shows come out.
04:21 We become completely occupied with those.
04:23 We get some boxes.
04:24 That's right.
04:25 And it's sort of like in February, March.
04:26 It's like a residual Christmas for us.
04:28 Exactly.
04:28 Look at all this awesome stuff in here.
04:30 Oh my god.
04:31 The Big Daddy from M&S.
04:33 Chunky chocolate bar.
04:34 Chunky chocolate bar with caramel, peanut butter,
04:37 and roasted peanut pieces.
04:39 Now, I just want you to feel this.
04:40 That is a huge--
04:43 It's heavy.
04:44 There's a lovely card, though, which you perhaps--
04:45 Two.
04:46 Frankie, John, EJ, Nina, Gloria, Zach, and Matt.
04:48 Yeah.
04:49 You're in the card.
04:50 Matt, who is in the building, by the way, just--
04:52 He is?
04:52 I felt like I needed to make reparations
04:55 for the god-awful EasyMacs I sent in my last parcel.
04:57 So as an apology for those disgusting Macs--
05:00 Disgusting!
05:02 --please find some hopefully delicious snacks of the UK
05:04 and Scottish persuasion.
05:05 This is more of a thank you for all the work
05:08 you put into the channel.
05:09 With full-time jobs, it's even more astounding
05:11 the quality and quantity of content you give us fans.
05:13 There's something in here for everyone.
05:14 Some items were purchased with specific people in mind.
05:17 So here's what they got.
05:18 Scottish meals.
05:19 There's a Scottish macaroon.
05:20 Sorry, Frankie, you'll hate this one.
05:22 Tablet, essentially a diabetes-inducing sugar
05:25 delivery mechanism that's killed more Scots than all wars
05:29 combined.
05:31 Imbrew and whiskey hot sauce and fizzy iron brew bottles.
05:34 Quick reminder, imbrew is the most popular soda,
05:36 also called ginger or juice in Scotland.
05:39 The TV ads for it are quite funny
05:41 if you want to giggle, especially the Christmas ones.
05:43 Fanny.
05:44 I want to call her Fanny.
05:46 Fanny.
05:47 My mum's a fanny.
05:48 She'll be joining a long line of fannies.
05:50 Aye.
05:56 The Percy Pigs and Big Daddy Bar
05:58 came from an upmarket supermarket
06:00 called Marks and Spencer.
06:01 I thought Gloria might like them, and they're vegan,
06:04 so no pigs were harmed.
06:05 And then look, there's a Welsh season's greetings.
06:07 Oh.
06:08 [SPEAKING WELSH]
06:10 So don't even try to read, Rob.
06:13 As it's Christmas, whilst I assemble the box,
06:16 I found some Christmas-themed crisps, chips.
06:18 I had to include the Christmas pudding ones,
06:20 because Christmas pudding is a quintessentially
06:22 British Christmas item.
06:23 Thank you again for all the content.
06:25 You guys are my favorite YouTube channel.
06:27 It fills me with joy any time I get a video notification
06:30 from you, from Angie.
06:31 How wonderful.
06:32 And you never have to feel bad if we
06:33 don't like what you send in.
06:35 No.
06:35 In fact, it's a feature.
06:36 Yeah, it's actually a feature.
06:38 I'm pretty stoked about everything in that letter.
06:40 Yeah, I'm stoked about this and only this.
06:42 A big daddy for a whale, a wife.
06:44 Whoa, there's no inner wrapping.
06:46 [LAUGHTER]
06:48 [LAUGHTER]
06:51 [LAUGHTER]
06:53 That corner is now dead.
06:55 I think we're going to need a knife.
06:56 Bangarang.
06:57 Bangarang.
06:58 Nina rushed off to get knives.
07:00 Yes.
07:00 Can I tell you something?
07:01 Yeah.
07:01 It's delicious.
07:02 It's more than just chocolate.
07:04 It's more than just peanut butter.
07:05 It's also peanuts, and it's caramel.
07:08 Sounds incredible.
07:09 It is incredible.
07:11 I mean, M&S is like the big bucks.
07:13 Dem peanuts and dem nuggets and all that [BLEEP]
07:16 You know why I love it, Frankie?
07:18 It's not too sweet.
07:20 Well, the salt kind of undercuts the sweetness.
07:22 Good quality chocolate.
07:24 Yep.
07:24 I don't oppose things like sea salt in my cookies,
07:27 but I do think that much like breadcrumbs on Mac,
07:29 they become a weird shortcut to fanciness.
07:32 Yes, I think you're right.
07:33 It has sea salt in it.
07:34 This isn't your normal cookie.
07:36 Thankfully, they stopped putting bacon in cookies.
07:38 Bacon went into everything for a little bit,
07:39 and I'm glad we've kind of moved away from that.
07:41 Yeah.
07:41 But in this case, the salt comes from the peanuts.
07:43 Yeah.
07:43 All right, so what else we got in here?
07:45 Oh, I see the thing where no pigs were harmed.
07:46 We got these lovely Percy Pig No Pigs Were Harmed.
07:49 Can I try?
07:50 Yeah.
07:51 Yeah, I think--
07:51 I don't know if they're the kind you'd like,
07:53 but we'll definitely try it.
07:54 They said I might like it.
07:55 Yeah, made with real fruit juice.
07:57 So it's like a juicy candy.
08:00 You're not into it, are you?
08:01 I don't know if I'm going to like it or not,
08:03 but it's worth trying.
08:04 Oh, it's cute.
08:05 [GROANING]
08:08 Should we try again?
08:11 Is this some kind of gummy?
08:13 I like gummies.
08:14 Yeah, they're good.
08:14 It smells very, like, nice and fruity.
08:16 I like it.
08:17 I like the taste.
08:18 I just-- I can't really bite into it.
08:20 This is one of my favorite gummy consistencies.
08:22 Like, very chewy.
08:24 It's very gummy.
08:24 This poor girl has no teeth.
08:26 But how can we expect her to do this?
08:28 Maybe I'll take the wiggly one with it.
08:29 Oh, you like them?
08:30 Yeah.
08:30 All right, spread around the pigs.
08:32 I'm obsessed with dense, sweet, salty bar.
08:36 It's a very good bar.
08:37 It's just the fact that there's, like, no interrapting.
08:39 It's not--
08:41 It's like if you got takeout pizza,
08:43 and it was a deep dish pizza that was not cut.
08:45 Yeah.
08:45 You're just like, here, every topping.
08:47 Like, I like it, but damn.
08:49 All right, we've got Walker's Christmas Pudding.
08:51 And here's what strikes me about Walker's Christmas Pudding.
08:53 It sure looks a lot like Lay's.
08:54 Are they made by the same company?
08:56 It does have a lot of--
08:57 A lot of symptoms.
08:59 It's some other snack food company,
09:00 Walker's Snack Foods, LDD.
09:01 Wow, so they're just frauds.
09:03 If you're a kid, and you have, like, loose tooth,
09:05 so, like, some of them are, like, falling out,
09:08 or, like, if you're, like, an age like me,
09:10 you can't really--
09:11 It's actually-- if you're looking to get that tooth out,
09:13 which I know you are, she's asked me to do things like tie
09:15 it up and slam doors.
09:18 And trying to get it out on that pig might be a good method.
09:21 I've definitely lost baby teeth on a starburst.
09:23 Were you ever told when you were a kid
09:25 that if you didn't stick your tongue in the spot,
09:27 you would grow a gold tooth?
09:29 No.
09:29 No.
09:30 So it's Christmas Pudding flavor, and let me tell you,
09:32 it's a little strange.
09:33 I would like it very much as a dessert and not a chip.
09:36 Stray, these.
09:37 That's the same chip.
09:38 Do you like potato chips, my love?
09:39 Yeah.
09:39 This is a weird potato chip.
09:41 It's a weird one.
09:43 It's a weird potato chip, but I still like it.
09:46 What helps is the flavor's not overpowering.
09:48 Like, if we made one of those in, like, America,
09:50 it would just be like--
09:51 Christmas Pudding Splooge.
09:54 We've got a irresistibly indulgent tablet.
09:57 That's the one that killed all the Scots.
10:01 Oh, because it's a lot of sugar.
10:03 Irresistibly indulgent tablet.
10:07 It's like a drug you're taking.
10:08 It's like you've been prescribed that.
10:10 Yeah, but I've been prescribed to eat four irresistibly
10:13 indulgent tablets every day.
10:14 Oh, I was thinking, like, iPad.
10:16 Frankie's going back to the Big Daddy.
10:18 I don't buy it at all.
10:19 I can't.
10:20 It's right in front of me.
10:21 It looks like a giant bear poop.
10:22 (SINGING) It's a world of laughter,
10:24 a world of fear.
10:26 It's just compressed sugar.
10:28 Yeah.
10:28 Do you get any maple in there?
10:30 Yeah.
10:30 It's like someone made a shortbread cookie
10:33 and didn't put any flour in and just put
10:35 more of everything else.
10:35 Just butter and sugar.
10:36 It's definitely, like, missing, like, key ingredients.
10:39 This is the beginning of a dessert.
10:40 Yes.
10:41 Is it like the bouillon cube of dessert?
10:43 Yes.
10:43 I think you might like it, because it's just sugar.
10:46 It's just sugar, sweetened condensed milk,
10:48 and more sugars.
10:49 You don't say.
10:50 Yeah, you and I will try a little piece.
10:52 Rot the rest of your teeth out of your head.
10:54 Make a few extra teeth loose.
10:55 You don't like it.
10:56 I love it.
10:56 Be real.
10:57 I love it.
10:58 There's just not enough there.
10:59 I got no complaints.
11:00 There's no there there.
11:01 No notes.
11:01 No notes?
11:02 Great.
11:03 A fudge with no flavor.
11:04 Yeah, exactly.
11:05 Like a neutral fudge.
11:06 A little bit more sugar.
11:07 Try this just raw sugar, EJ.
11:09 It's like, yeah, maple candy that doesn't have anything.
11:12 Would you like yours plain?
11:14 Plain and unflowered for me, please.
11:17 I want wintergreen.
11:19 I want wintergreen.
11:21 Unflavored for me.
11:22 The hot sauce in a beautiful looking bottle.
11:25 Should we just give it to EJ to drink?
11:26 What's urn brew?
11:27 That's what she was saying in the letter.
11:28 In brew, it's like their most popular something.
11:31 Soda.
11:31 Oh, I see.
11:32 Be like if Sprite made a whiskey hot sauce.
11:35 Ah.
11:35 This sweet, smoky, tangy sauce uses Scotch bonnet chilies
11:39 aged in whiskey barrels.
11:41 You have a catchphrase.
11:42 I do?
11:42 What's my catchphrase?
11:43 When you do that laugh, like, ho, ho, ho.
11:45 Ho, ho, ho, ho, ho, ho, ho.
11:47 Like, ah.
11:48 We've got some milk chocolate tea cakes.
11:51 I don't think I've ever had a tea cake in my life.
11:53 They're nice and light.
11:54 Sounds good person.
11:55 Yeah, sounds a good person.
11:56 Aw.
11:57 Thank you, Gloria.
11:58 That's so nice to say.
11:59 OK, so it looks like it's a marshmallow treat.
12:01 Looks like a moon pie Mallow-Mar.
12:03 Mallow-Mars.
12:05 Oh.
12:07 Mallow-Mars.
12:08 Oh, that's going in the act.
12:09 Kookamanga.
12:10 Kookamanga.
12:12 Kookamanga.
12:14 I'm a very lazy man.
12:15 But I'm a lazy, lazy man, Roger.
12:19 We just watched the Poochie episode.
12:20 What happens to Poochie at the end?
12:22 He dies on his way back to his hometown.
12:25 I have to go now.
12:27 My planet needs me.
12:28 [MUSIC PLAYING]
12:32 Looks like the base looks kind of yummy.
12:34 It's fine.
12:35 Yeah.
12:35 Yeah.
12:37 I can't poke too many holes in what this is.
12:39 What was at the base?
12:40 Was there something under the marshmallow?
12:41 Yeah, something like a shortbread cookie.
12:42 Yeah, it was good.
12:43 But you have a big pile of marshmallow.
12:45 And then there's like some like weak ass chocolate around it.
12:48 And that's the majority of the candy.
12:49 And then at the bottom is something decent.
12:51 That's all I have to say.
12:52 It's not too sweet.
12:53 We're making it out that it's not very good.
12:55 It actually was perfectly fine.
12:56 It was.
12:56 Now we've got these lovely roast turkey and herb butter
13:00 flavored limited edition chips.
13:02 That sounds kind of good.
13:03 We've kind of been here before.
13:05 Remember we got sent some sponsored stuff?
13:06 Yeah.
13:07 And it was like turkey chips and those like Mac
13:09 things that went in the microwave.
13:10 You guys have not been on a PR list in a long time.
13:13 Actually, we do get tons of email that goes straight to spam.
13:17 For you guys to do like Timu haul?
13:19 Yeah, it's all like Timu stuff.
13:20 Totally.
13:21 We could do it.
13:22 And I see channels that are smaller than us doing ads.
13:24 Don't you dare.
13:26 Robust turkey flavor.
13:28 Robust turkey in every bite?
13:30 Yeah, it's very turkey.
13:32 That's not a flaky chip, which these were very like wispy.
13:35 This chip has some body.
13:36 I like to say that this chip has some ass.
13:38 The English and the Irish tend to send us chips.
13:41 Crisps, if you will.
13:42 Getting like virtually no flavor.
13:43 I definitely got some.
13:44 Did you get roast turkey?
13:45 I got roast turkey.
13:46 Do you have long COVID?
13:47 Long turkey COVID?
13:48 I don't know if there's actual like turkey guts in it.
13:51 Pork powder puts it on my nose.
13:52 And turkey powder.
13:53 Yeah, I could taste the pork powder actually.
13:55 Turkey powser.
13:56 Turkey powsers.
13:57 So there is turkey dust in it.
13:58 Yeah, ground up turkeys.
14:00 Give me some more.
14:03 Oh, this is cute.
14:04 Haribo Super Mario.
14:06 Let's open them up and see what they actually are.
14:07 I can't tell.
14:08 They look like stars and eggs.
14:10 Oh, OK.
14:10 Yoshi eggs.
14:11 Little fire flowers.
14:12 Oh.
14:12 I think maybe I would appreciate if the color
14:14 vibrance on this was a little brighter.
14:16 This is a UK thing though too.
14:17 Food dye.
14:18 They don't like poison themselves.
14:19 Yeah, they're like--
14:20 Oh.
14:21 I don't want to poison my children.
14:24 I'm from feet feet France.
14:27 These don't have turkey guts in them.
14:29 Can I have my star please?
14:31 You want a star?
14:31 It would make me invincible.
14:33 [HUMMING]
14:37 OK, they're very tough.
14:38 Too tough.
14:40 I think the pigs were just right.
14:41 They gave.
14:41 We got Scottish Macaroon.
14:43 Macaroon.
14:44 Mrs. Tilly.
14:44 Macaroon.
14:44 Remember that old song?
14:45 Macaroon, yeah.
14:47 Macaroon.
14:48 No.
14:49 [HUMMING]
14:51 [HUMMING]
14:55 The old man episode.
14:56 She assured me I would hate him.
14:58 Oh, they're unusual.
14:59 Mm, they're very good.
15:01 Yeah, a little heavy on the sweet.
15:02 Oh, yeah.
15:03 Here it comes.
15:04 [HUMMING]
15:06 Here they come.
15:09 Subtle coconut, and then, oh, sweet.
15:11 I think they put the tablet inside here.
15:13 Oh, sweet Mrs. Tilly's.
15:14 I think I would like Scotland very much.
15:17 It's wicked sweet, so you're going to like it.
15:18 Do you want to sing a Scottish song?
15:20 This town is here for you, yes.
15:21 This town is here for you.
15:23 This town is named for you, yes.
15:25 This town is named for you.
15:26 This town is named for you, yes.
15:28 This town is named for you.
15:30 There's a movie called The Loud House Movie,
15:32 and it's based on a show that I've never seen.
15:33 The Loud House?
15:34 There's a whole episode about one of the kids going
15:36 to Scotland, kind of like in search of himself.
15:38 And it's got a lot of Scottish music as a result.
15:41 Wow.
15:41 It's fun.
15:42 I've been searching high and low,
15:46 looking for that place where I belong,
15:49 trying to find my way back home.
15:52 Our final item.
15:53 How many gummies can one lady send?
15:56 These are fuzzy iron brew bottles, though.
15:57 Do you like an iron brew bottle?
15:59 One for everyone.
16:00 Oh, crap.
16:00 I have two.
16:01 It's a lot of orange.
16:02 It's a lot of sugar.
16:03 It's a lot of chewing.
16:05 Got this right here.
16:06 You could have that instead.
16:07 Yeah, why don't we go ahead and finalize our purchases
16:09 and vacate the premises?
16:10 Yeah, finalize our purchases and vacate the premises.
16:12 Thank you for shopping at John's Bar.
16:14 Well, thank you so much for sending this box in.
16:16 It was incredible.
16:17 We have to give some credit to the fact
16:18 that it probably was expensive to ship this.
16:20 Absolutely.
16:21 Thank you so much.
16:22 I love the pigs.
16:23 They're my favorite.
16:24 I love that bar.
16:25 I love this bar.
16:27 He and I are going to fight over it.
16:28 We're both going to have pieces of the bar.
16:29 [MUSIC PLAYING]
16:32 ♪ And add up all new directions, call my idol ♪