YIvis Homen Ep 5 (English subs)
English subs by Esther
Transcript
00:02Hi, so nice that you could come
00:05Already, that’s very good
00:07It’s my show tonight, as you might see.
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undefined:undefined– Have you seen reindeers on the islet, Jesus Christ
04:07But then it’s deer – No, we need to go down in size – Fallow deer? - No, you’re of course eating…
04:14Come on now – Veal? – Veal, no – Badger? No, but you’re starting to get closer – Beaver? - Beaver is correct
04:21Is beaver that good? – Yes, beaver is so good
04:25Welcome to the ‘beaver special’
04:33In this show you’ll get to know the Eurasian beaver better. Not the American, but the Eurasian
04:41And we’ll of course also elect the winner of the prestigious competition ‘the city’s best beaver’
04:48The prize is one of the most wanted beaver-products that can be found out on the market out there
04:55And do you dare guessing which beaver-product I’m talking about? – A dam? – Not a dam
05:00A felled tree? – No, not a felled tree – The incisors themselves? – No, it’s a real beaver hat
05:07And we’ll get that demonstrated by our props manager in this show, Kim. Come on, Kim
05:14Here we see Kim in a real beaver hat. It’s 100 years old and very rare in Norway, it was bought on Finn.no
05:22A homepage where you can sell things between private persons in Norway
05:27In 1840 there wasn’t anything more valuable a man could wear than a real beaver hat with real beaver fur
05:35Thanks Kim, out with you
05:39The 1st task in ‘the city’s best beaver’ competition is a task that I chose to call tree felling. And it starts…
05:59Now
06:11That the beaver is good at gnawing
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undefined:undefinedyour syringa, Elective order
06:33 Very good, then I say: Ready, steady, gnaw!
06:37Here, we actually see that no one uses…
06:43Calle is in full swing with the gnawing off the bark. This can be the toughest part
06:52And I can also say from experience… don’t move above the tape there, Bård
06:58Come on, this is nice here. I don’t see any significant progress
07:04I see some movement in Bård’s and Calle’s trees…
07:08While the biggest of the beavers has these fast gnaw-movements
07:15Oh, is there someone who manages to bow his tree?
07:19This is the classic beaver-bending and then pull it back
07:27Yes, now it’s close to Hellevang being able to pull off the upper part, the treetop
07:35With some force I think he’ll manage it. Now we see both head and ass in the same picture here
07:41Two revue starts who are
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undefined:undefinedfor the one who can make him and his court laugh the longest
09:00How many doubloons will be distributed today? Yes, we’ll see that in laughter king s01e03
09:07Behind this magical closet here, the laughter king’s empire and the laughter king himself, Jørgen Foss, are located
09:15But, the king isn’t alone. He has a whole court with him
09:19It consists of count Trygve Slagsvold Vedum, grand duke Daniel Andre Tande
09:26Marquess Mari Maustad and baronesses Ingrid Gjessing Linhave
09:33The laughter king has invited the whole court to dinner and has looked all around for people who can make him and the rest of the company laugh as much as possible
09:42Those who can make the laughter king and his court laugh, will be rewarded with a sum doubloons
09:47And the king’s 3 favourite participants will compete in the finale
09:51Your damn sausage
09:55On the last day of the laughter king’s open audience, several of the participants struggle with making the king laugh
10:08I don’t know if you’ve heard about TikTok. I have 80000 followers there
10:15There are actually only 2 persons who will survive WWIII: Lars Monsen and Sylvi Listhaug
10:21Because I’ve read, that if there’s someone who survives nuclear war, it’s cockroaches
10:27Now only 2 candidates are left, and the king and his court still haven’t used their risible muscles
10:33Hi, welcome – Hi, thank you – What’s your name – My name is Anne
10:37Are we going to send you into the closet? Yes, we will – Good luck
10:47Hi, my name is Randi and I’m here to hold my presentation: Smile and say yes to live
10:57Just say yes to life
11:03What about you, tell us something about yourself – I like to play the trumpet – Like playing the trumpet, I used to do that before
11:10But I was so bad that I wasn’t allowed to continue playing in the marching band. But I was allowed to be on the board
11:18I got to do that
11:26But I didn’t get to play on the marching band. Now my blood sugar is low, I’m noticing
11:33Now I can’t open this damn thing
11:43Let’s see
11:47Thank you. I think you
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15:13But does he have the strength
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15:32Now it’s a fight between the 2 arch-beavers from Fana
15:36Will it be Carl Fredrik Larsen or will it be Bård who withstands the longest? Now I see Bård rippling out some CO2
15:43And now Calle is out! One point for Calle.
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16:13And now, dams, we know that the
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16:33So that their deep secrets come pouring out like water masses towards us
16:39When I invited Per Heimly to come and talk to me, nothing was more fitting than inviting him to the dam near the Drettvann (lake)
16:47Here is the Per Heimly-version of ‘close with Vegard’
16:58Welcome to a new chapter of the section ‘close
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undefined:undefinedand TV-personality Per Heimly
17:21Welcome – Thanks, nice to be here – First I’d like to ask you what you’re doing at the moment
17:27I’m actually doing what I’ve always done
17:41Okay
17:46You’ve been observed to have
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undefined:undefinedcity’s best beaver in our beaver special
20:31The score is now, as we found out before
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undefined:undefinedmascot in Sommarland (Norwegian amusement park)
20:55He or she is a so-called celebrity, but in their heart, the concerned person will always be a beaver
21:03We play ‘guess the guest’
21:11The beaver is outside in the hallway. Due to contract-related causes, the beaver can’t talk
21:18Because the character ‘Bover’ doesn’t do that and we need have respect for the character
21:23He’s standing outside in the hallway and you have the possibility to ask the beaver questions
21:29The beaver will answer with thumbs up or
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undefined:undefinedAndreas Wahl. Sit down –Yes, sorry,
22:27 I got eager, I got eager – Yes, but listen, due to contract-related reasons, there are a lot of contracts here
22:34Due to contract-related reasons, we can’t show the change when the person changes out of his character
22:40Changes out of character? – Right? We don’t want to destroy an illusion that lasted for decades
22:47We can say that the Beaver changes into its Andreas Wahl costume – Yes, that’s true
22:52So, thousands of children would be disappointed. In order for that not to happen, he will change out there and then come in later
22:58In the meantime, Bård – Hi – 7 things starting with T – Tractor, tungtvannsaksjon (Norwegian heavy water sabotage),
23:04German boat, Trafalgar square, Trafalgar there, Trafalgar right here
23:09One more thing – Lingonberry – You didn’t say penis – No
23:15Ladies and gentlemen, give a nice welcome to physicist, TV host and cosplay-beaver Andreas Wahl
23:30Sorry that it took such a long time. It was a bit
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24:11So when I was 12 or 13 years old, a friend of mine and I sent a letter to Sommarland and asked: Hi can we work at your place
24:19We’d like to entertain with something, but it can gladly be combined with something else
24:23They said that they have a small ice truck
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undefined:undefineda walk, can you take it for a walk
24:41So, then the job was to get dressed into this little sauna – Yes, because it’s warm in the summer? – Very warm, yes
24:49I took a picture with the Beaver in Sommarland, could it have been you? – It could absolutely have been me
24:54Yes, because we know that there’s one person here who has been to Sommarland
25:00And you’re a... what should we say? An adrenaline junkie
25:06Can I correct you, it’s Bo I Sommarland – Yes, Sommarland I Bo
25:10So, we were saying that you, Magnus, are the one who is the adrenaline junkie in our team here
25:16You have been... – Many times now
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undefined:undefinedthis small area here
27:00And you’re supposed to build the highest beaver lodge you can manage
27:04On the desk behind you, you see small log areas with cute little beaver-lodge-logs
27:11The rules are as follows: You need to build the highest lodge within 90 seconds
27:16You get to take 5 logs maximum per at once. And to simulate the beaver’s regrettable sight
27:23You get to put on these beaver-sight-simulators, which I’ve made. You can put them on at once
27:32You put this on your head. The highest tower gets 5 points, the others get nothing
27:37Are the rules clear? – Yes – Everything understood? – Yes – Ready, steady, build
27:45Everybody’s going target-oriented to their log fields, and we see a...
27:53Yes, there are actually different methods being used. The smartest of all of them is actually...
27:59No, it was Magnus, but then he messed up over here
28:03He went for a triangle-solution and he would’ve gotten a more effective structure
28:09Triangle? – But then, we went for a so-called pentagon-solution instead
28:16Are we only allowed to get 5 at once? – Yes, 5 at once – That’s an irritating number
28:21Yes, it is, there’s a lot that’s irritating. Here we have a classical match-house at Andreas Wahl
28:27Bård’s building is also pretty impressive, Calle... – But I lose time on this here – Only a short time left
28:34And now we’ll look at the time, it’s starting to come to an end
28:40And we can clock in 10, 9, 8, 7,
28:456, 5, 4, 3, 2, 1
28:51Beaver-stop. And now we need
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29:14Over here at the beaver himself, what do you think is the highest point? It has to be over here, right?
29:20Yes, you totally tie Calle with 7.1 cm. Then we go over to Bård’s building over here
29:28That’s dramaturgically correct – Yes, it’s dramaturgically correct, because here we have an excitingly high tower of...
29:3611.6 centimetres, this will be exciting
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undefined:undefined1840’s, congratulations
30:16It’s unfair, but that’s how it is. We have to take a short break and that means that we have to say goodbye to Andreas Wahl
30:24Thank you very much for coming and shared fantastic insights from your life
30:28Thank you to everyone who participated in the competition
30:32Mr. beaver hat, do you want to say the outro to the commercial break in real 1800’s-manner? Into this camera
30:39Now... it’s commercial break
31:00And we’re back on the islet and it’s time for a new episode of ‘the farm’, everything can happen in tonight’s episode
31:08New golden buckets will be rewarded and we’ll go over to Bøtta farm and ‘the farm’
31:13On the last episode of the farm, Aleksander won the competition ‘bow and arrow with onion glasses’
31:19And received his 2nd golden bucket.
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33:04Bitter, rancid – Was is
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33:54I can make the salty one – Siri has distributed one flavour to each of the peasants
33:58When all peasants are waiting
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34:56Boksen farm, Al farm, Brandenburger farm (all word plays in Norwegian)
35:02Filled with old things, all of them. And now, you’re supposed to identify the 7 old things
35:08In the knowledge quiz ‘7 old
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35:25Who will start? – First! – Then we start with Siri and take the others afterwards
35:31Good luck, Siri!
35:34The winner gets a golden bucket – Huh? – The winner gets a golden bucket – Okay
35:40It can come in handy later in the finale – Who? – The bucket – Yes, the golden bucket
35:48Yes, the same kind – Comes in handy? – Yes, but that’s nothing new? – No – Should we tell the others?
35:54Yes, could you? – But isn’t it the same it always has been? – It’s the same it always has been. In case someone forgot
36:00Huh? – You can win a golden bucket, right? – And they can come in handy in the finale
36:07Yes, since you take them with you until the end? – Tell Linda, too – Yes, I will – Linda!
36:15Then we start the competition, Siri – Yes
36:18You can reveal the content of the first bucket
36:24Do you think this is: Stump scissors, nutcracker or a candle extinguisher? (Most of these things have no English translation and don’t exist anymore)
36:32Candle extinguisher – That’s correct. All participants guess the first old thing correctly
36:38And all choose to continue to thing number 2
36:43Is that a blow lamp, a press cartridge or a teapot?
36:49It’s between cartridge and teapot – Blow lamp, that’s the final answer – That’s correct
36:55What was the first? – Blow
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