YIvis - The king commands E6 (English subs)
Episode 6 of the comedy show with YIvis on Norwegian TV, airing in fall/ winter 2019
English subs and translation by Esther
English subs and translation by Esther
Transcript
00:29Welcome to Kongen befaler, the show where our permanent comedians will solve some very important tasks which I have created for the occasion
00:37Hoping to be the one who goes home with the season’s main prize, a bust in gold of…
00:44Not you, Olli – No – But...Of me
00:53And those who can win this, are as always: Vegard Ylvisåker
00:58Maria Stavang, Bård Ylvisåker
01:03Siri Kristiansen and Calle Hellevang Larsen
01:13Olli Wermskog, as always, you’re sitting by my left side as my right hand – Yes
01:18What is the first task tonight? – Yes, I can tell
01:22It’s that you asked the participants
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undefined:undefinedhere – Then I eat the bread myself
06:16It looks pretty dry. I’m glad I got away without tasting it
06:20Yours I’d like to try both yours, Siri and yours, Vegard
06:24Since you insist. Because it’s not the good
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undefined:undefinedit have nails, does it?
10:42It does have nails! – Is that possible? Have you put the black one in? – Which black one?
10:48Damn guy – No, I just… - No, you know what? Thank you
10:53Go for a square knot – Yes – 4 and a half minutes – No… That…
10:58Now you have to calm yourself down – I can subtract time for sassiness
11:04I don’t understand what you say
11:11Like that. And put your feet up. There we go
11:17And some porn magazines and a blanket up here
11:2510, 9, 8, 7
11:293, 2, 1 and done
11:33There… like that
11:34This is supposed to stand on the terrace, back there
11:38Yes – No… it doesn’t work. But the other alternative is that it just stands here, in the backyard
11:46Here you can sit and drink booze, all by yourself, without someone seeing it
11:51He can sit here with this and enjoy himself. This is a chair which you can hang down from your balcony or a tree
12:02Does it have a name? – Since it’s made from pallets: Victory pallet
12:06Atle Antonsen sits on the first place
12:20Calle, so you think that what
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undefined:undefinedsomething heavy as far as they can, and the
20:16points stem from meter times kilo. And I think
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undefined:undefinedtruly funny they are, this answer we won’t
28:41get before they have tested their clown
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