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00:00Oh, new answering machine.
00:09Yes, and do me a favor.
00:10This time, if you don't like someone's message,
00:12just press delete.
00:13Don't flush it down the toilet.
00:17Hi, this is Bugs and Daffy.
00:18We're not here.
00:19Please leave a message.
00:20Whoa, whoa, whoa.
00:20How do you know I'm not here?
00:22Maybe I'm screening the call.
00:24Fine.
00:24You leave the message.
00:26Really?
00:26My voice from the answering machine?
00:30Thanks, Bugs.
00:32Hello?
00:33Hello?
00:35I can't hear you.
00:37I can't hear anything you're saying.
00:40Speak up.
00:41Louder.
00:43Just kidding.
00:44This is an outgoing message,
00:46and you just got pranked.
00:48Burned.
00:49Oh, man.
00:50Think how stupid everyone will feel when they call us.
00:53Classic bit, huh?
00:55Oh, yeah.
00:55Classic.
00:57This is Bugs and Daffy.
00:59We're not here.
00:59Please leave a message.
01:21Thanks for getting us tickets, Bugs.
01:23That was an amazing game.
01:25I don't know what you were watching,
01:26but to me, they look terrible.
01:29They were out of sync, totally lackluster, zero energy.
01:32It's like they never had a single practice.
01:34What are you talking about?
01:35Our team won.
01:36I'm not talking about the players.
01:38I'm talking about the cheerleaders.
01:40And I'm sorry.
01:41If your back leg isn't straight, it's not the splits.
01:44You have one new message.
01:49Bugs, what's up, Doc?
01:51It's me, Rodney.
01:52Rodney?
01:53Who's Rodney?
01:54Shh.
01:55Hey, long time no talk, man.
01:57Listen, you're never gonna believe it,
01:58but I'm gonna be in town tomorrow.
02:00Let's get together, all right?
02:01It's been too long since I've seen my best friend.
02:04Best friend?
02:05Give me a call back.
02:07Who was that?
02:08Rodney Rabbit.
02:09He's an old friend of mine.
02:10Uh, he seems to think he's your best friend.
02:13Oh, well, whatever.
02:15Well, what do you mean, whatever?
02:17Either he's your best friend or he's not.
02:19Best friend?
02:21Daffy, grown-ups don't have best friends.
02:23You have a bunch of friends.
02:25Rodney's great.
02:26You'll love him.
02:30What are you doing?
02:32Flushing this thing down the toilet.
02:36Man, Bugs, you haven't changed a bit.
02:39So, how did you guys meet?
02:41Summer camp.
02:42Lame.
02:43Camp Winanaki.
02:45Camp Winanaki?
02:46I went to Camp Winanaki.
02:48Oh, really?
02:49I don't remember you there.
02:51What cabin were you in?
02:52We were Cabin 7, the sharks.
02:54Oh, Cabin 3.
02:56The tadpoles.
02:57None of us could swim,
02:58so we did a lot of inside activities.
03:01Oh, man.
03:02I remember the first day of camp.
03:03I didn't even want to get off the bus.
03:05But then I met Bugs,
03:05and we became best friends.
03:08So, how did you two meet?
03:10Oh, well, we met at the...
03:12Just let me tell it, Bugs.
03:13You always tell it wrong.
03:15We met during the war.
03:17I was in the Navy.
03:19A young captain stationed on a submarine.
03:22Captain, may I introduce the new co-captain?
03:26Bugs Bunny.
03:27Daffy Duck.
03:28What was that?
03:31Giant Sea Turtle!
03:32Underwater team in a submarine.
03:40And we've been best friends ever since.
03:44That's a television show.
03:45We met at the post office.
03:47In fact, I remember I was mailing you a letter.
03:49Hey, man.
03:56You got a stamp?
03:57Uh, sure.
04:01What else you got?
04:03And he just kind of never went away.
04:06Oh, hey, Bugs.
04:09Remember that time we were at the beach,
04:10trying to look all cool,
04:11and that giant wave knocked us over?
04:15Remember that time we tried to sneak into the rodeo,
04:18and we got chased by that bull?
04:22Remember that time those two guys
04:23were talking about stuff that nobody cared about?
04:25Huh?
04:26Nothing.
04:27Porky and I have to go to the bathroom.
04:29I don't have to go to the bathroom.
04:30I don't have to go to the bathroom.
04:33Dang!
04:35Now you do.
04:36Unbelievable, that guy.
04:38But Rodney?
04:40I think he's nice.
04:41Not Rodney.
04:42Rodney's nothing.
04:43Rodney's less than nothing.
04:45I'm talking about Bugs.
04:46He obviously considers Rodney his best friend.
04:49Who knows if I'm even his second best friend.
04:51For all I know, I'm his third best friend.
04:54I gotta do something about this.
04:56Fast.
04:57So, uh, if Bugs is your best friend,
05:00who's your second best friend?
05:03Tina.
05:04Oh, uh...
05:06Third best friend, big fat rooster.
05:08Fourth, speedy.
05:09Fifth, a tie between Pete the Puma and Marvin the Martian.
05:12I'm sixth?
05:13No, Carl is sixth.
05:16Who's Carl?
05:17I don't know, some dude I met in the Phoenix airport.
05:19But you're definitely my seventh best friend.
05:22Oh, uh, pardon me.
05:25Well, that was unexpectedly polite.
05:28You know what?
05:28That guy is sevens.
05:30You're eights.
05:32No, wait.
05:33Granny is eights.
05:34You're nines.
05:35Oh, barely in the top ten, Porky.
05:37I'm surprised we hang out at all.
05:39But keep trying.
05:40Anything's possible.
05:51Hey, Bugs?
05:52Who am I?
05:53Hey, can I borrow your towel?
05:54Ha-ha-ha-ha-ha-ha-ha!
05:56Ah!
05:57Oh!
05:58Sorry, Dappy.
05:59Inside joke.
06:02Hey, will you get that?
06:03Ha-ha-ha-ha-ha!
06:04Will you get that?
06:06Oh-ho!
06:06That's hilarious!
06:08Sorry, Rodney.
06:09You wouldn't get it.
06:10Ha-ha-ha-ha!
06:11It's an inside joke between me and Bugs.
06:15We got a ton of them.
06:18Hello?
06:19Hey, it's Porky.
06:20You said to call when I was out front.
06:22Uh, I'm getting the mail.
06:30Dappy reminds me of someone.
06:32I've never met anybody remotely like him.
06:35Why'd you want to talk to me in my car?
06:38Because we need to speak privately about a very delicate matter.
06:41I need you to help me get rid of Rodney.
06:44You mean murder?
06:46What?
06:47No!
06:47I'm gonna make Bugs jealous by pretending that you and I are best friends.
06:52So that he'll dump Rodney and make me his best friend.
06:56Or I guess we could go with your murder idea.
06:59I am not murdering anyone.
07:02Well, don't make me feel weird about it.
07:03You brought it up.
07:04Why do you want my help anyway?
07:07What about Tina?
07:08Or the seven other friends above me?
07:10Porky, Porky.
07:11Look, if you help me do this,
07:13I promise I will make you my fifth best friend.
07:16That's a big jump.
07:17And think about it.
07:18If Bugs, Tina, Big Fat Rooster, and Speedy ever get abducted by an alien,
07:22then you would automatically become my best friend.
07:26Unless the alien was super cool,
07:27then he'd be number one and you'd be number two,
07:29which is still miles above where you are now.
07:31Okay, I'll do it.
07:33That's why you're my ninth best friend.
07:37So, what's the plan?
07:39It's very simple.
07:40I'm going to use my patented bomb, hook, and hammer.
07:45What's the bomb, hook, and hammer?
07:46I happen to know that Bugs and Rodney are going to the movies this afternoon.
07:51And if I know Bugs, and I do because I'm his best friend,
07:54he'll ask if I'd like to tag along.
07:56And this is where I will drop the bomb.
07:59I will say no.
08:01I'll tell him that I can join them in the movies
08:05because I have other plans.
08:08The hook.
08:09Wait, what plans?
08:11I'll tell them that I'm already going to the movies
08:13with my best friend, Porky Pig.
08:17The hammer.
08:19Bugs will be so jealous,
08:20he'll kick Rodney to the curb
08:21and beg me to be his best friend.
08:23It's foolproof.
08:26Oh, hey, Rodney and I are going to the movies.
08:28You want to come?
08:29No.
08:32Okay.
08:38I'd hate to be in that car when that bomb goes off.
08:42Any second that bomb's going to go off
08:45and he's going to slam on the brakes,
08:48throw it in reverse,
08:49and plead for me to take him back.
08:51It's going to be so embarrassing for him.
08:54Oh, there go the brakes.
08:56Nope.
08:57Driving on.
08:59But the bomb will go off.
09:01We just have to wait.
09:07I think I'm going to go home.
09:16Any second.
09:18Hey, Granny, let me know if a bomb goes off.
09:30I'm going to watch some TV.
09:36Ooh, my show.
09:39Admiral Kraselberg is dropping depth charges on us.
09:42But we're allies.
09:43He's supposed to be our friend.
09:44Captain, we're running out of air.
09:52This is the end.
09:53Oh.
09:54Wait.
09:54The time vortex.
09:58Of course.
09:59The time vortex.
10:00We can go back in time to before the attack.
10:03No, no.
10:05We'll go back even further than that.
10:07We'll go back to before we ever even met, Admiral Kraselberg.
10:11That's it.
10:12I'll go back in time and stop Bugs and Rodney from meeting in the first place.
10:16It's so simple.
10:17All I need is a time vortex.
10:19Well, what do you think?
10:21I keep a time vortex in my closet?
10:24Well, I don't.
10:26It's in my garage.
10:27And you aren't allowed to use it.
10:29Now, just get on out of here.
10:30Messing around with time travel is serious business.
10:33Especially for a fool like you.
10:35Oh, Lord.
10:37Speaking of time, I'm going to be late for the PTA meeting.
10:40No time to take the minivan.
10:41I wonder how long the average PTA meeting is.
10:55I'll fix this window when I get back.
10:58Whoa!
11:02Maybe the witch is right.
11:03Maybe I shouldn't get involved with time travel.
11:06I mean, how does it even work?
11:08What do I do?
11:08Just tell it to send me back in time to the moment before Bugs and Rodney meet?
11:13It can't be that simple.
11:28Where am I?
11:31Camp Winanaki.
11:33This is when Bugs and Rodney first meet.
11:35Is that Bugs?
11:40What's up, Doc?
11:42That's Bugs.
11:43Bugs Bunny?
11:44You're in Cabin 7, the Sharks.
11:47Now, where's that little homewrecker, Rodney?
11:49Ha-ha!
11:54Are you...
11:55Rodney, Rabbit?
11:57Yes?
11:58I'm the camp director, Chuck Winanaki.
12:00I'm afraid I have some bad news.
12:03What is it?
12:04Well, unfortunately, we're overbooked.
12:07What does that mean?
12:08It means there's no room for any more campers.
12:11Sorry for the mix-up, kid.
12:12But it looks like you're gonna have to turn around and go back home.
12:16Have a good summer!
12:18Away from Bugs Bunny.
12:21Now, where's that time vortex?
12:22Is this a sir?
12:26Is this a sir?
12:27Can you help me find my cabin?
12:30Is this a sir?
12:33Is this a cabin 3?
12:36Porky?
12:38Where are the other tap holes?
12:41Is this cabin 3?
12:44Just go knock on the door.
12:45Hello.
12:54Hi.
12:56What's your name?
12:58Porky.
12:59What's yours?
13:00Porky.
13:05Hey!
13:05What's up, Doc?
13:07Excuse me?
13:08What do you want to do today?
13:09Movies?
13:10Grab some lunch?
13:11I'm sorry.
13:12Do I know you?
13:13Ha!
13:14It's me, Daffy!
13:18Daffy Duck.
13:19Your best friend.
13:21I think you have me confused with someone else.
13:24I've never seen you before in my life.
13:28How is this possible?
13:30I made it so Bugs doesn't know Rodney, but why doesn't he know me?
13:34Granny!
13:35You know me, right?
13:36It's me, Daffy!
13:41Yosemite!
13:47What's going on?
13:50What happened?
13:51I'll tell you what happened.
13:53You broke into my garage and messed with my time vortex.
13:56You know me?
13:57Child, I am not a witch for nothing.
14:00Come with me.
14:01So what you're saying is, if Bugs didn't ever meet Rodney, then he wouldn't have gone to
14:06the post office to mail him a letter.
14:07And if he didn't go to the post office to mail him a letter...
14:10That's right.
14:11You don't ever meet Bugs.
14:13So you gotta undo what you done.
14:15Or redo what you didn't do.
14:18You mess with time, it all gets so confusing.
14:25Okay, where are they?
14:27There's Bugs.
14:28Where's Rodney?
14:29Oh, no!
14:33I'm too late!
14:34Stop!
14:35Stop!
14:35Stop!
15:00Stop!
15:02Mr. Winanaki?
15:03Call me Chuck.
15:05There was a clerical error.
15:08Turns out there is room at the camp.
15:10You're in cabin seven.
15:12You're a shark.
15:14Actually, I don't think I want to go to camp.
15:16Is it okay if I just go home?
15:18No, I mean, you can't.
15:20I didn't really want to go to camp in the first place.
15:22I don't know anyone here.
15:23I don't have any friends.
15:25You don't yet, but you will.
15:28In fact, I can guarantee that you're about to meet a really great friend.
15:32Will he be my best friend?
15:33You know, it's funny.
15:36Grown-ups don't have best friends.
15:38You're friends with a bunch of people.
15:40And the more you have, the better.
15:42By the way, I lied.
15:55Grown-ups do have best friends.
15:57And he's gonna be mine.
16:04D. Carrot Peeler paid for all of this.
16:06Man, I gotta invent something.
16:07Bugs!
16:09Bugs!
16:11Bugs!
16:12I'm so happy to see you!
16:16And Rodney, get in here!
16:18I'm just so glad you guys are friends.
16:20Uh, do I know you?
16:23Oh, no, no, it still didn't work.
16:25Well, I've just never seen you act this nice before.
16:29Oh, thank goodness.
16:30Oh, wait a second.
16:32I know who you remind me of.
16:34A camp director.
16:35Chuck Winanaki.
16:36Chuck Winanaki?
16:37A camp director was Edward Hart.
16:39What?
16:40No!
16:41You remember him.
16:42Chuck Winanaki.
16:43He looked just like Daffy.
16:45I don't remember that.
16:46Uh, you know what?
16:47What do you say we just enjoy the present, huh?
16:50Let the past stay in the past.
16:52Little Porky!
16:54Uh, hugh, o
16:56Well, long-eared drifter riding across the plain.
17:09Nobody'd ever seen him.
17:11Nobody knew his name.
17:13When he stormed into town and reached
17:15for some filtered water.
17:17And some carrot nieblers
17:24Well, a pretty little filly stopped the stranger and she said
17:28Step into my saloon and rest your weary head
17:32But the stranger just shook his head and said
17:35I'll have a niçois salad
17:38Cause there's good carbs and bad carbs and every cowboy knows
17:43The carbs from fruits and vegetables will help you fit your clothes
17:47Speaking of which, I'm gonna need some more carrot nieblers
17:52Then he saw Black Bart standing in the sunrise
17:56He had gristle in his teeth and diabetes in his eyes
18:00And he said, Bart, you and me is gonna square off
18:03Over a yogurt parfait
18:06But Bart scooped up the woman and he took off riding hard
18:11He took her to a taco stand that makes everything with lard
18:14He ordered sixteen tacos made with bullets, beef and flour
18:18He said, girl, you're gonna eat these even if it takes an hour
18:22Well, that's when that old stranger came a riding up fast
18:26He dismounted his pony and took a shot of wheatgrass
18:30This taco party's over, said the stranger with a draw
18:34You eat that junk, you'll jack up your bad cholesterol
18:38And one more thing, buddy
18:40You forgot your parfait
18:43Cause when you're fighting evil, every healthy cowboy knows
18:49You gotta keep your blood sugar from getting too low
18:52Cause if you don't, you better know, Joe
18:55You're gonna get real sleepy
18:58Well, Bart just laughed and said, I don't need that trash
19:03I'd live on steak and ice cream and corned beef hash
19:06And I'd mow you down right now if I wasn't feeling so sluggish
19:12The stranger pushed that parfait towards him and he stared Bart down
19:16And a hush and a chill fell across the town
19:20And everybody froze as Bart reached
19:23And took a bite of his parfait
19:26Well, Bart's cheeks got rosy and his hair regained its sheen
19:31He said, it's my sugar intake that's been making me so mean
19:35Speaking of which, stranger, won't you share
19:37Some of those carrot kneeblers
19:40And now two cowboys ride across that dusty land
19:44Vanquishing darkness and eating oat bran
19:48And one thing you better understand, man
19:51They hardly ever get sleepy
19:54They also enjoy stir-fry
20:00They carefully control their portions
20:06And they keep food journals
20:12And they share their kneeblers
20:18Healthy cowboys
20:20Well, this is it
20:38Which one's in my cabin?
20:40Right over there
20:41You're at the tadpole
20:43Wait!
20:46No, you're over there
20:48Cabin 7, the sharks
20:50No, I'm not
20:51I mean, no, he's not
20:53You're gonna be with the cool kids
20:56I am?
20:58You can do it
20:59Who knows?
21:00Maybe one day you'll grow up to be my second best friend
21:03Hey!
21:06Thanks, Daffy
21:09I like being your second best friend
21:12You know, now that I think about it
21:14It was pretty nice as a witch to let me use her time vortex
21:17Yeah, I probably should make her my second best friend
21:21Kidding!
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21:56That's all, folks!