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00:01What is that?
00:04That's my new runner's watch.
00:06It's got everything.
00:07Tracks how far you've run, your heart rate, calories burned.
00:10It's got GPS to tell you exactly where you are.
00:13And if I ever lose it, I can pinpoint exactly where it is on my cell phone.
00:17Huh?
00:21How far have we gone?
00:23Uh, 0.04 miles.
00:26What? We've been jogging forever.
00:29We've been jogging for 20 seconds.
00:32Does that thing have a defibrillator?
00:34No. Why?
00:35Because I think my heart just stopped.
00:38No. Wait.
00:41There it is.
00:43I think I'm gonna head home.
00:46No way. That is too far.
00:50I'd never make it.
00:52Maybe I'll just wait here till Bugs gets back.
00:55He can carry me.
00:59No way.
01:03Oh, my lord, Porky, what do you have in that thing?
01:30Oh, I don't know, stuff. Money, credit card receipts, business cards, recipe clippings, inspiring articles.
01:37Why? What's in your wallet?
01:38The essentials.
01:40A ID, credit card and some cash?
01:42No, a loan toothpick.
01:45Because I always get something right back here, right in this area.
01:51What's that?
01:54Oh, a wedding invitation.
01:57Ooh, who's Becky Hogg?
02:00Just a girl I went to elementary school with.
02:03The wedding's tonight. Are you going?
02:05No, I mean, it's out of town.
02:08Porky, you have to go to this wedding.
02:10Why?
02:11You are obviously in love with this girl.
02:13What? No, I'm not.
02:15Then why have you been carrying this around in your wallet?
02:18I carry everything in my wallet.
02:21Porky, you're pining over her.
02:23No, I'm not.
02:24It's destiny.
02:26Becky Hogg, Porky Pig, Hogg, Pig.
02:30You're meant to be together.
02:31No, we're not.
02:32I haven't seen her for years, and she's getting married.
02:35Oh, so you're saying you have no feelings for this girl?
02:39Well, I don't know.
02:41We were boyfriend and girlfriend.
02:42Ah-ha.
02:43But that was third grade.
02:45Yeah, and you haven't had a girlfriend since.
02:47Becky has invited you to her wedding for a reason.
02:52She's obviously never gotten over you.
02:55Don't you see?
02:56She wants you to stop her from making the biggest mistake of her life.
03:00What are you talking about?
03:01She doesn't want to marry this...
03:04Brian Patrick Kennedy IV.
03:06He sounds like a loser.
03:07Porky, Becky's obviously the one for you.
03:10This could be your one and only shot at finding true love.
03:14How would I even get there?
03:15We'll drive.
03:16If we leave now, we'll be there in four hours.
03:19Uh, you'd come with me?
03:21Porky, you're my friend.
03:22I want you to be happy.
03:24Also, I never pass up a wedding reception.
03:26The past saps, the surf and turf, the bubbly,
03:28that table with all those gifts on it
03:30where you can take whatever you want as you're leaving.
03:32Those are wedding presents.
03:34For the bride and groom?
03:35I don't think so.
03:36At my cousin's wedding, I got a blender,
03:38a set of china, and some beautiful linens.
03:41So what do you say, Pork?
03:43Are we gonna stop a wedding?
03:44I can't believe I'm saying this, but...
03:47Okay, let's do it.
03:50Mark my words, Porky.
03:51You're gonna find true love.
03:54And me, I'm gonna find something good.
03:57Like a Belgian waffle maker.
03:59Or a juicer, that's it.
04:01Or more linens.
04:03You can never have too many linens.
04:04Where are you going?
04:09The freeway.
04:11No.
04:11I gotta make a pit stop.
04:18Does this look like something you'd wear to a wedding?
04:21Yeah, if you're the bride.
04:23Well, that's all I had.
04:24Do you have anything I could borrow?
04:26The invitation says formal attire.
04:28Then wear a tuxedo.
04:30Too constricting.
04:31Ooh, can I borrow your new watch?
04:39It'll make me look important.
04:40Like I have lots of meetings.
04:42Always have to know what time it is.
04:44Eh.
04:47Please.
04:48It's a great way to meet people.
04:50Someone asks if anyone knows what time it is.
04:52I say, I do.
04:53I'm Daffy Duck.
04:54It's half past twelve.
04:58Nice to meet you.
05:00Ugh.
05:01He's so impatient.
05:02We're easily gonna make it.
05:04Come on, please.
05:05I'll take good care of it.
05:06All right.
05:08For the record,
05:09I think what you two are doing is idiotic.
05:12But since your idiocy affords me a glorious weekend
05:15with the house all to myself,
05:17you have my full blessing.
05:18Thanks, Bugs.
05:21Ah.
05:21This is nice.
05:34Ugh.
05:35This is so boring.
05:37I don't know what to do.
05:40Don't forget to check your heart, right?
05:41What's up?
05:51You wanna hang out?
05:53Hang out?
05:54I gotta go to work.
05:55Ever heard of it?
05:56How does he do it?
05:57I would lose my mind
05:58if I just sat around all day doing nothing.
06:00Hey, man, could you get the door for me?
06:01I'll call Lola.
06:12Hi, this is Lola.
06:16I'm either away from my desk or in a meeting.
06:18Wait, that's not true.
06:19I don't have a desk.
06:20And I've never actually been in a meeting, so...
06:23But I'm probably doing something interesting,
06:25like I'm at the hardware store,
06:27or I'm saving someone's life,
06:28or I'm whale watching,
06:29or maybe I'm being watched by whales.
06:32Oh, no, maybe I'm...
06:32I'm gonna use the restroom.
06:42Will you get the gas?
06:53Um, would you mind not eating in the car?
06:55I eat, it just got it washed,
06:56and I'm trying to keep it clean.
06:59Porky, please.
07:00I'm not a child.
07:01I won't get crumbs everywhere.
07:03Don't worry.
07:09Relax.
07:10I'll pick it up.
07:12Ooh, that's a real strong sour cream and onion smell.
07:16Uh-oh.
07:17A bunch got into this little crevice.
07:19E-B-Daffy,
07:20this is why I asked you not to eat in...
07:22Don't worry.
07:23I think I can get him.
07:24Let me just put this up here.
07:26What's the point of this crevice, anyway?
07:28It's a terrible car design.
07:31Ah!
07:32E-My cell phone.
07:34It's fine.
07:38No, it's ruined.
07:40I-I told you I didn't want to mess in the car.
07:42It's not my fault.
07:44There are no cup holders.
07:45E-There's a cup holder right here.
07:48Who would put their cup there?
07:50No, this is where you want to put your cup.
07:53This car was designed by idiots.
07:55You gotta do more research before you make big purchases like a car, Porky.
07:59E-What the?
08:00What?
08:00E-Why is the gas light on?
08:02I-I thought you got gas.
08:03You only gave me 40 bucks, Porky.
08:05That barely covers snacks and magazines.
08:08And this lottery ticket.
08:11Ugh!
08:12I don't know why I play.
08:14E-Maybe we should turn around.
08:15We don't know when there's gonna be another gas station.
08:18Porky, we're not going backwards.
08:19We don't have time.
08:20That light doesn't mean anything anyway.
08:22You can drive like two or three hundred miles with that light.
08:25E-Are you sure?
08:26I'm positive.
08:36You should have given me more than 40 bucks, Pork.
08:47Okay, e-Come on.
08:49Where are we going?
08:50We gotta e-walk back to the gas station and get gas.
08:53Shouldn't one of us wait with the car?
08:55E-Why?
08:56This looks like a dangerous neighborhood.
08:58Your car will be covered in graffiti in no time.
09:00E-What are you talking about?
09:01This isn't a bad neighborhood.
09:03E-We're in the middle of a desert.
09:04You've been living in the suburbs too long, Porky.
09:07Come on.
09:08One of us needs to stay here and do nothing.
09:10And the other needs to walk miles and miles
09:13in a hundred and ten degree heat carrying a heavy can.
09:16And since you did the hard work of driving
09:18and I was just sitting next to you
09:21in the passenger seat nodding off,
09:23it would only make sense
09:24that you continue the hard work.
09:28You know.
09:29Just so you don't feel like a quitter.
09:31Oh.
09:31Uh.
09:32Okay.
09:33Pick up the base, Piggy!
09:39We got a wedding to stop!
09:41Oh.
09:42I won.
09:43Strange how it's no more satisfying than losing.
09:46Ugh.
09:47I'm so bored.
09:49I gotta get out and do something.
09:54Hey, boy.
09:55You want to go for a walk?
09:58Huh?
09:58Huh?
09:59Huh?
09:59Huh?
10:00Whoa!
10:00Yuck!
10:01Aw, come on.
10:04It'll be good for you.
10:06A little exercise will kill some time.
10:08How long does it take a pig to walk 20 miles
10:16in the middle of the desert?
10:18What if he never comes back?
10:21What if he's roadkill?
10:22Oh.
10:28Oh.
10:28Mother.
10:31My battery's almost dead.
10:32Just enough left to call Bugs for help.
10:34Wait.
10:35First, I should quickly text my vote for last night's
10:37so you think you can figure skate.
10:40You're welcome, Dimitri.
10:41Okay.
10:42Now I can call Bugs.
10:43Just gotta keep it short.
10:48Ugh.
10:49Where is he?
10:50See?
10:51Told you this would be fun.
10:58Hi.
10:59This is Bugs Bunny.
11:00Sorry I'm not available at the moment,
11:02but please leave your full name and number
11:04and the reason for your call.
11:06Oh, and the time and date of your call,
11:08and I will get back to you.
11:10Bugs, it's an emergency.
11:12Oh, sorry.
11:13Bugs, hi.
11:14This is Daffy Duck,
11:15and my number is 555-0123.
11:20And, uh,
11:21well, actually,
11:22I'm calling for two reasons.
11:24One,
11:24don't forget to text your vote for Dimitri
11:26to so you think you can figure skate.
11:28Because I'm sick of the judges
11:30falling for Yevgeny's triple axel.
11:32It's all he does.
11:33He's a one-note wonder.
11:35And, uh, what else?
11:36I feel like there was a second reason I was calling.
11:40Oh, I remember.
11:42We're stranded in the middle of the desert.
11:44Porky's wandered off.
11:45He's probably dead.
11:46So get in your car and come save us.
11:48We're on Highway 247
11:50on the shoulder next to Mile Marker 118.
11:53So, Highway 247,
11:55Mile Marker 118.
11:56Please hurry.
11:58Oh, right.
11:58You wanted the time and date.
12:00It's 2.39 p.m. on August...
12:03Oh, dead battery.
12:06Who designed these phones?
12:08Idiots.
12:09Fine.
12:10You were right.
12:11It wasn't fun.
12:11Why did I want a weekend to myself?
12:15Ooh, someone called.
12:21Maybe this thing has a game on it or something.
12:25Ah!
12:26No!
12:31Now what am I going to wear to the wedding?
12:32Hey!
12:39Don't say me.
12:40I thought you were dead.
12:42What took you so long?
12:43It was nine miles each way.
12:48You really sweat a lot.
12:52Okay, that took forever.
12:55Come on, we better hurry.
12:56Gah?
12:58What?
12:58I put graffiti on it so no one else would.
13:03It's called a deterrent, Porky.
13:04Where are they?
13:24This is Porky.
13:25You're so sorry I missed your call.
13:27I promised to...
13:28What's up?
13:30This is Double D.
13:31You know what to do, fool.
13:32Ugh.
13:32Why isn't anyone picking up their phones?
13:35How am I supposed to find these nitwits?
13:39My new watch.
13:41There's GPS on the watch.
13:42I can find out exactly where they are.
13:49What are they doing off the highway?
13:52Well, it's better than being at home.
13:54Oh, good.
14:17My phone is charged.
14:19Ah, should send a quick text to Bugs.
14:21Disregard earlier message.
14:25We're fine.
14:26Back on the road.
14:27No need to come get us.
14:29You've got to be kidding me.
14:31Also, a buzzard stole your watch.
14:34Ah!
14:38That's nice.
14:46Where's the highway?
14:47Where is it?
14:48How can I lose a highway?
14:50Oh, I know how I lost a highway.
14:53Because I was looking at my phone, trying to find a watch in two nincompoops instead of paying attention to my surroundings.
15:00To my surroundings.
15:02Eh.
15:02Still better than being at home.
15:04Phew.
15:06We made it.
15:07And with time to spare.
15:13Huh.
15:14Bugs is so lame.
15:15He doesn't return texts.
15:17And I've sent him good ones.
15:18Look.
15:19We be driving.
15:20Where you at?
15:21Nothing.
15:22Can I help you?
15:23Eh.
15:23We're here for the, eh, Kennedy Hawk wedding.
15:26Ah, yes.
15:26That'll be in Ballroom B in the West Tower of the hotel.
15:29Great.
15:30Thanks.
15:30Where are you going?
15:31Eh, eh, Ballroom B.
15:33Looking like that?
15:35No.
15:36We'd like a room.
15:37Eh, eh, Daffy, there isn't time.
15:39Porky, look at yourself.
15:41Becky Hawk's not gonna call off her wedding for a filthy pig.
15:45You've come too far to blow it now.
15:48Huh.
15:49Maybe you're right.
15:50Of course I'm right.
15:51Give me your credit card.
15:53Here you go.
15:54One standard room.
15:55Standard?
15:56Go grab us an elevator.
16:00Why don't you bump us up to the penthouse?
16:05Excuse me.
16:06I hate to bother you.
16:08But can you tell me where the highway is?
16:12Hello?
16:13Hello?
16:15Well, fine.
16:16Be that way.
16:18Where are you going?
16:22The highway?
16:23Can I go with you?
16:26Where are you going?
16:28Who'll wait for me?
16:30Uh...
16:30Maybe I'll just take a little nap.
16:41I still can't believe this is a standard room.
16:45It's so nice.
16:46How do I look?
16:47Like a pig in a tuxedo.
16:49So, not great.
16:53What if this isn't my destiny?
16:57It is.
16:59Porky, you and Becky are meant to be together.
17:02It's undeniable.
17:04I mean, come on.
17:05You already have the same last name.
17:07Harry, your last name is Hog.
17:09Hog, Pig, what's the difference?
17:12The universe is doing everything it can to bring you two together.
17:16You've got to do the rest, Porky.
17:18Oh, okay.
17:20Let's do it.
17:22Oh, my.
17:22It's about to start.
17:24Wait.
17:25First, I have to figure out what I'm going to wear.
17:27I was really counting on that watch.
17:31You're really going to wear a hotel bathrobe?
17:34It makes me look relaxed.
17:35Like I've soaked in the tub for an hour.
17:37You did soak in the tub for an hour.
17:40They have a spa?
17:42One quick massage.
17:44Daffy, there's no time.
17:45We're here.
17:50You can do it.
17:51Your future is on the other side of these doors.
17:54I don't know.
17:55I think I'm too nervous.
17:57Let's just go.
17:58Look, I'm not letting you leave here without a woman of your dreams.
18:03Stop the wedding!
18:07You don't love him.
18:09You love Porky.
18:11And Porky loves you.
18:14Huh?
18:15You believe that's not, Becky.
18:19You may now kiss the bride.
18:24Ladies and gentlemen, Mr. and Mrs. Brian Patrick Kennedy IV.
18:34Hi, Porky.
18:35See you at the reception.
18:38Probably should have paid closer attention to the time, Porky.
18:41All those stops.
18:51They look happy.
18:53I can't believe we were going to stop their wedding.
18:55I can't believe Becky Hogg isn't a pig.
18:57Well, even though it turns out that Becky and I weren't destined for each other, I still appreciate what you tried to do for me, Daffy.
19:06You're a good friend.
19:07The love of your life is out there somewhere, Porky.
19:11And I promise you we'll find her.
19:13I don't care how many farms we have to go to.
19:17We will dig through that slop and we will find you a female pig.
19:21She doesn't have to be a pig, you know.
19:24I mean, you have to see a big theory that just because I'm a pig, I'm automatically going to fall in love with the first pig that I...
19:31I did say, mark my words.
19:56A friend maker!
19:58A friend maker!
20:01Any way you could point me toward the highway?
20:20Beep, beep.
20:21Uh, any way you could point me toward the highway?
20:44Thanks.
20:50Hmm.
20:51It beats walking.
20:54Aw, I miss you too, Petunia.
20:57I can't believe we met just yesterday.
21:00It feels like I've known you forever.
21:03Okay, well, I'll call you when we get home.
21:07You hang up first.
21:10No, you hang up.
21:12No, you hang up.
21:13No, you.
21:15No, you.
21:16I think I liked you better when you were lonely.
21:20What's that?
21:21I bet it's the UFO.
21:26Is that?
21:26What?
21:27What?
21:29Why haven't you been returning my text?
21:33No, no, no, no.
21:34I can't.
21:35I can't.
21:39What's that?
21:43What?
21:45$4,000 for a standard room?