Bruce Forsyth hosts another edition of The Generation Game, with Rosemary Ford assisting as usual amid the interruptions. The contestants on this episode are Mike & Helen Tupman from Wiltshire, Brenda Dicks & Ian Forsit from East Yorkshire, Barry Willetts & Jane Harvey from the West Midlands & Kent, and Chris Potter & Neil Holding from Merseyside, with Neil a Rugby League player for Oldham in an era in the early 1990's where both football and rugby clubs would enjoy Top Flight success and notice. Among the amusing games played include "Bedside Manners" (involving nurses and two celebrity patients), "Sweet Treat" (which proves nowhere near as easy as it looks), "Up the Wall" (wallpapering) and "Mime Star", which proves hilarious as the poor women have to guess what pop star their partner is supposed to be miming to. The finale involves the final pairs having to do a news report, where the footage does not always correspond with the news - not that the contestants know about it! Jan Leeming guests to give her ratings. Another great game is the Nurses game, where the patients turn out to be Big Break presenters John Virgo and Jim Davidson. But when it goes all Carry On and one girl is pulled over the bed and has her bum smacked it isn't who you'd expect. And another girl looks almost scared to lose so desperate is she to win, but with the opposition as good as they are will she reach the conveyor belt of prizes or will hearts be broken? Watch on and find out. And remember you are more than welcome to post these or any of my other videos elsewhere if you wish. These are here for people to enjoy, and the most places the better.
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00:01Life is the name of the game
00:04And I wanna play the game with you
00:08Life can be terribly great
00:11If you don't play the game with two
00:15And I wanna play the game with you
00:30Thank you
00:34Thank you so much
00:35What a welcome
00:36What a fantastic welcome
00:38I haven't heard applause like that since Billy Connolly
00:40Put his sporn on underneath his kilt
00:42And sang When You're Smiling
00:46Anyway, good evening ladies and gentlemen and children
00:48Welcome to the Generation Game
00:49Nice to see you, to see you
00:52And I'm feeling so proud tonight
00:54I really am
00:55Because I must read you this letter
00:57This is from the Society of Film and Television Arts
01:02Dear Mr Forsythe
01:03We have watched your television performances over the years
01:06And we would be delighted if you could attend a luncheon
01:10Now isn't that an honour?
01:11I mean that is a real honour
01:13Funny way they spell luncheon
01:16L-Y-N-C-H-R-N-G
01:22I'm looking forward to that
01:23But anyway, talking about luncheons
01:26Feast your eyes on this
01:28The lovely Rosemary Falls
01:30APPLAUSE
01:38There we are
01:40Are you alright?
01:41Yes I am
01:42Do you know Bruce
01:43All my girlfriends are still talking about the Chippendales
01:45Oh really?
01:46I'm not surprised
01:47And really
01:48And by the way you know
01:49I hope you didn't give any of those Chippendales your phone number
01:52No!
01:53But I got all of theirs
01:56Rosie, I knew we shouldn't have had them on
01:58No, but I think that we should do a few more things for the trendy teenagers
02:02That's no problem
02:03Max Byer-Graves is a personal friend of mine
02:05Of course it is
02:06No, I meant something
02:07I don't know, group like New Kids on the Block
02:10What a coincidence
02:12You don't mean to tell me you've got New Kids on the Block on this show?
02:17Well not exactly, but I've got their grandfathers
02:20The grandfathers of New Kids on the Block?
02:22In person
02:23And er...
02:24Well what do they call themselves?
02:25Old Cocks on the Snuff
02:29Think about that
02:30I still have myself
02:32That's her favourite joke, isn't it?
02:34Anyway, introduce the teams
02:36Okay, we're away again for another one
02:37Right
02:38Away you go
02:39Our first team...
02:40Oh, thank God
02:41Away you go
02:42Okay
02:43Our first team's from Wiltshire
02:44Their father and daughter
02:45Mike and Helen Tupman
02:47Oh
02:55Thank you, how are you?
02:56And how are you?
02:57That's lovely
02:58Now you're Helen Tupman
02:59That's right
03:00I see you from garbage
03:01Oh sorry, from St Burbage
03:02Sorry Burbage
03:03And you're 17 and you're a student
03:05That's right
03:06Oh no
03:0717 and a student
03:09Five years...
03:10When you were five years old
03:11You went into the garden
03:12To show your mum and friends
03:14How well her new bra fitted you?
03:16Only to find out
03:18It was your dad's jockstrap
03:21What a shame
03:22What a shame
03:23Oh, that's lovely
03:24And I bet your measurements
03:25Were only 22, 22, 22
03:28Oh, you have grown up
03:31You are...
03:32You are this year's carnival queen
03:34Of Marlborough
03:35That's right
03:36Oh
03:37Yes
03:38Oh, please excuse the rude remarks
03:40About your vital statistics
03:42Please forgive me
03:43Fine
03:44Oh dear, it's gone
03:45Right now
03:47Your most embarrassing moment
03:48Was sitting on the carnival float
03:49Waving to all the public
03:50In the high street
03:51Yeah
03:52Oh
03:53Well just in case
03:54Anyone in Marlborough
03:55Missed that
03:56Here's another wave
03:57From your queen
03:58Just wave into...
03:59Into camera...
04:00Can you do it more regal dear?
04:01Do it...
04:02That's fine
04:03Look down on them
04:04Look down on them
04:05Well they love you to look down on them
04:07I see
04:08Lovely
04:09Well congratulations on that
04:10Over now to your...
04:11Your father
04:13Mike Tupman
04:14And you're a divisional sales manager for Cadbury's
04:17Correct, Bruce
04:18Correct, Bruce
04:19Tell me, does that lady really love milk trade?
04:21She absolutely adores milk trade
04:22She does?
04:23Absolutely
04:24And why doesn't he stay for a cup of cocoa?
04:26Because you make that as well
04:27We do indeed
04:28I've always wondered about that anyway
04:30To myself evidently
04:31You're married to Marlene?
04:37M-A-R-E-L
04:38Is that Marlene?
04:39Marlene
04:40Oh Marlene
04:41Marlene, I see
04:42Sounds like a margarine
04:43Anyway
04:44Did the honeymoon go okay?
04:45It went very well, Bruce
04:46Yes, we went to Ibiza
04:47Oh lovely
04:48It was very nice
04:49We hired a motor scooter
04:50I remember for the day
04:51Oh yeah
04:52During the day
04:53The back wheel fell off
04:54When we were in the mountains
04:55Oh no
04:56Marlene was
04:57Thrown onto the road
04:59Scratched her legs
05:00We went to the hospital
05:01She had her legs bandaged
05:02Her knees were bandaged
05:03Knees
05:04Knees bandaged
05:05And er
05:06When we got home
05:07No one could actually believe
05:08How she damaged her knees
05:09No, of course not
05:14When everybody comes back from a honeymoon
05:15You're on their knees
05:17Anyway
05:18I think it's a marvellous story
05:19You look a lovely couple
05:20Thank you for being with us
05:21Wait over there
05:22And we'll see who you're going to play against
05:23Thank you
05:24Nice people
05:25Nice people
05:26Okay, nice people
05:27Tell us about some more nice people
05:30As you're such a good girl
05:31Our second team's from East Yorkshire
05:33Their mother-in-law and son-in-law
05:35Brenda Dix and Ian Fawcett
05:37Lovely
05:38And you're Brenda Dix
05:39Correct
05:40Well, I hope you're not one of the clever Dix
05:41You're a housewife
05:42Foster mother as well
05:43That's all right
05:44That's lovely
05:45You're married to Leslie
05:46How did you meet him?
05:47We met with an RAF dance
05:48An RAF dance?
05:49Yes
05:50Oh, yes, yes, right
05:51We were doing the hokey-cokey
05:52What was he in the RAF?
05:53He was a fireman
05:54Oh, a fireman?
05:55Yeah
05:56Oh, yeah, fireman, yeah
05:57The girls were in a circle
05:58And we happened to split
05:59My friend and I
06:00Our hands just slipped apart
06:01Yes, yes
06:02I went one way, she went the other
06:03We ended up on the floor
06:04Legs in the air
06:05Skirts above our heads
06:06Very embarrassing
06:07Yes
06:08I lost the heel off my shoe
06:09Oh, dear
06:10And this very gallant RAF gentleman
06:11Came up
06:12Leslie
06:13And said, can I look for it?
06:14That's right
06:15Looked for it, found it
06:16But it was irreparable
06:17Oh, dear
06:18So I had to sit on his knee all evening
06:19Which was quite nice
06:20So, yeah, yes
06:21And with him being a fireman
06:22It's a good job he didn't have a laddering as well
06:23Oh, dear
06:24Oh, dear
06:25Oh, dear
06:26Oh, dear
06:28Oh, dear
06:29Oh, dear
06:30Oh, dear
06:31Oh, dear
06:32Oh, dear
06:33Oh, dear
06:34Oh, dear
06:35That would have been a different story altogether, wouldn't it?
06:40You know what I mean?
06:41I was in the RAF myself
06:42Any irritating habits has he got?
06:44He has
06:45He's very
06:46He's got very bad coordination in colour
06:48Oh, yeah
06:49And terrible
06:50And I always have to look at him before he goes out
06:52Where?
06:53Whereabouts?
06:54His socks
06:55Oh, yeah
06:56I can't bear that
06:57Terrible
06:58That's right, he does
06:59Oh, dear
07:00Has he always been over socks?
07:02Over now to your son-in-law
07:04Oh, son-in-law
07:05Yes
07:06Oh, good, that's lovely
07:07Ian Fawcett
07:08That's right
07:09So you don't have any overheads?
07:10I don't know
07:11Tell us about the honeymoon
07:15Yeah, it was a bit unusual
07:16Yeah, it was a bit unusual
07:17There was another three couples went on our honeymoon
07:19Yes
07:20In the morning I woke up
07:21What, eight of you all together?
07:22Yeah
07:23Oh, yeah
07:24Only separate rooms
07:25And we woke up
07:27Did I say a word?
07:28Did I say a word?
07:29Yes
07:30We woke up and there was a knock on the door
07:32Yeah
07:33And I answered the door totally starkest but peered round it
07:35And it was a chambermaid
07:36And I told her she'd have to come back later
07:38But she just burst out laughing
07:39Did she?
07:40I got back into bed and about two or three minutes later
07:42My friends come round and they're knocked on the door
07:44Again I peered round the door and looked
07:46And they started laughing
07:47So I said, what are you laughing at?
07:48So they said, you're looking into a full length mirror
07:50And I suppose your wife is in bed singing
08:04I look at you from both sides
08:07And is it funny though when you look back on it?
08:12Yeah, it is real, yeah
08:13Yeah
08:14It's funny when you look
08:18Never mind
08:19Thanks for being here
08:20And we've got a game coming up straight away
08:22Thank you
08:23Nice people
08:24Nice people
08:25Well now
08:28Before our first game I'd just like to remind you
08:31That our contestants have no idea what we have planned for them
08:34We rehearse of course
08:36But not with them
08:37This is their rehearsal
08:40Our first game is called Bedside Manor
08:43So let's welcome from the cardiac unit of Hammersmith Hospital
08:47Jackie Hulse and Jennifer Laurie
08:50Thank you so much for getting a night off from the Hammersmith Hospital to be with us
09:03Now you are a sister
09:05Yes
09:06That's right
09:07Any other relatives?
09:08No
09:09Not with me today
09:10As you are Jennifer
09:11Laurie
09:12What?
09:13Laurie
09:14Heavy goods
09:15Well thank goodness for people like you
09:17Because I don't know what we do if we didn't have people like you
09:19That give up your time and do such a wonderful profession
09:22Right
09:23Come over here
09:24Come over here
09:25And everybody get in so that you can see
09:28Now what you are going to show us is how to make a bed
09:30But the important thing is to move the patient as little as possible
09:34So Jackie and Jennifer away you go
09:37Explain what you are doing
09:38They are actually aiming for the patient safety
09:40We don't want anyone on the floor
09:42And to keep the patient as comfortable as possible
09:44And we are just now loosening up the old sheets
09:47Loosen up the sheets
09:48And by the way these are blue sheets which you wouldn't have in hospital
09:50They are always white sheets
09:51But so is for the game later on as well
09:54And we can see what you are doing
09:55We are having you replace the blue sheets with the yellow sheets
09:58Jennifer is preparing the new sheet to go underneath
10:01The new sheet is Jennifer's
10:02It is important to work together
10:03To do as many things as possible together
10:05It saves time
10:06You can see all right
10:07Can you just roll this poor patient over towards me
10:09Yeah what's wrong with him?
10:10He says he is having a baby
10:12He says he is having a baby
10:13I think he is confused
10:15Yes I think we will have to go somewhere else after you see it
10:17And the important thing is you never sort of
10:22Exactly
10:23You always keep the patient covered
10:25That's right
10:26As you nearly didn't there
10:27That could have been very embarrassing for the person in the next bed
10:29Oh God look at that
10:30Right
10:33And now he goes over the other side
10:35That's good
10:36And this one comes out
10:37See that?
10:38Everybody watching this
10:39See what they are doing?
10:40See the yellow one is going on the bottom
10:42There
10:43Very good
10:45Very good
10:46That's that bit done
10:47Now you ease him back again
10:49You see?
10:52Now there again
10:53You see this is another thing
10:54You know
10:55To cover his embarrassment
10:59Quick flick
11:00And there they are
11:01That's off
11:02You see?
11:03You weren't embarrassed were you?
11:08And there you are
11:09Back that goes there
11:11All neat
11:12Very neat indeed
11:13Note the way they do the corners
11:16That lovely hospital
11:18Sort of corner bit
11:19Oh that was good
11:20That was a lovely
11:21Oh that was lovely
11:22A little flick there
11:23Fine
11:24Then fold up the end bit
11:25Which has been used to
11:26Sort of store the
11:27The bed cover
11:28So it wouldn't get there
11:29And there we are
11:30And it's all ready for going in the washing
11:31That's it
11:32How about that?
11:34Lovely lovely
11:35Well now
11:36I forgot to ask you
11:37Is he an outpatient?
11:39He is
11:40Well get him out of here
11:41Get up
11:42Get him out of here
11:43Go on get up and walk
11:44Go on
11:45He can walk
11:46Thank you
11:47Will you come back and do some marking?
11:48Jackie
11:49Could we have the beds please?
11:50Get up
11:51Get up
11:52Get up
11:55And if you'll just come back with me now
11:57Against the wall
11:58Okay?
11:59Against the wall here
12:00And we'll see first of all who
12:02Who your patient is
12:04Well
12:05It's John Berger
12:07Yeah
12:08John, how are you?
12:11I didn't know you were in
12:12This is what happens Bruce
12:14When you beat Alex Higgins
12:16Oh wait a minute
12:17I bet Alex Higgins is in that one there
12:20I bet he is
12:21I bet he's had another rough night
12:23There we are
12:24Let's see who's here
12:27Oh no
12:28Can you see no?
12:29Say wakey wakey
12:33Jim Davidson
12:37Now Lieutenant
12:38Is it a fracture or a big break?
12:40I think it's a big break
12:43Well I never thought
12:44I'd fancy seeing Jim Davidson
12:45In a bed next to a Virgo
12:46Anyway
12:47LAUGHTER
12:48LAUGHTER
12:52All right
12:53You've got about
12:54Two minutes
12:55To make a bed
12:56And change the sheets
12:57Starting from
12:58Now
12:59Come on
13:00Away you go
13:01Good
13:02Watch me embarrassments
13:04LAUGHTER
13:05Yes, watch it
13:06Oh look out
13:07How dare you
13:09LAUGHTER
13:10Look at the size of my bottom
13:12LAUGHTER
13:13Look at the size of my nose
13:14Look at the size of my nose
13:15Look at the size of my nose
13:16Look at the size of my nose
13:17Oh careful
13:18LAUGHTER
13:19LAUGHTER
13:20LAUGHTER
13:21LAUGHTER
13:22LAUGHTER
13:23LAUGHTER
13:24LAUGHTER
13:25You're supposed to be ill here, eh?
13:26You weren't feeling his embarrassment, were you?
13:27LAUGHTER
13:28Yeah
13:29Now then, look at poor John there, look at him
13:43He's the stiffest ball
13:45Oh!
13:46We saw your underpants
13:47LAUGHTER
13:48No, no, no
13:49I'm in colour
13:50Are you...?
13:51Are you...?
13:52Are you...?
13:53LAUGHTER
13:54LAUGHTER
13:55LAUGHTER
13:56LAUGHTER
13:57LAUGHTER
13:58LAUGHTER
14:00LAUGHTER
14:01LAUGHTER
14:02LAUGHTER
14:04She's pulling his shoulders down
14:06She's in the sheet
14:08LAUGHTER
14:09LAUGHTER
14:10LAUGHTER
14:11I should keep that up
14:12That might be the only thing you'll finish up with
14:14OK, tap the end of the bed in
14:17Quick, tap the end of the bed in
14:18And get the bed cover back
14:20Get the bed cover back
14:21Good, that's it
14:23You're doing very well
14:25You're doing very well
14:26Thumbs up, please
14:28Stop, stop
14:29Wherever you're up to
14:30Let go, let go
14:31Time
14:32OK, Jackie and Jennifer
14:33Come back and do some marking
14:34APPLAUSE
14:35There we are
14:36APPLAUSE
14:41First of all, John, were they gentle with you?
14:43Yeah
14:44Well, I think I broke my toe
14:45When they put the end of the bed on
14:47Yeah
14:48LAUGHTER
14:49So I'll go back to casualty
14:50And I'll be all right
14:51LAUGHTER
14:52All right
14:53Well, Jackie and Jennifer, over to you
14:54What do you think, beside?
14:55I've never seen anything like it
14:57It's like a peep
14:58Oh!
14:59Oh!
15:00Oh!
15:01LAUGHTER
15:02APPLAUSE
15:03APPLAUSE
15:04It was a good pleasure, I'm sure, yes
15:08But what do you think, though?
15:10Well, the technique wasn't so hot
15:11But the end result's quite good
15:12So I think we'll give them 15 out of 20
15:14I thought it was very good
15:15Very good, eh?
15:16Very quick
15:17APPLAUSE
15:18Well, technique-wise, erm...
15:22Do you want to have a little peek?
15:24May I?
15:25LAUGHTER
15:26Oh, I know, do you?
15:27Yes
15:28You do think they've already seen, haven't you?
15:29Yeah, they've already seen
15:30Oh!
15:31Oh, look at this
15:32A blue sheet's still there!
15:34LAUGHTER
15:35Oh, dear, I didn't know about that!
15:37I was cold!
15:38That's really...
15:39LAUGHTER
15:40Yes
15:41Well...
15:42It's fun when I come in this hospital, I feel like Paul Gascoigne coming out of a nightclub at the moment
15:49APPLAUSE
15:50Now, then, what do you think?
15:55Well, I'd say 13
15:5913, just two points
16:00I think that's fair
16:01I think that's fair
16:02James
16:03Thank you, George
16:04Thank you very much
16:05And good luck
16:06Who's the big break coming back?
16:07Very soon
16:08Sooner the better
16:09Oh, well, it's a great success
16:10You and John
16:11We wish you good luck for another series of that
16:13Thank you for being here
16:14Thank you, Bruce
16:15You stay with him, dear
16:16You stay with him
16:17OK?
16:18And let us have the bed back
16:19Right!
16:20OK, come back, my darling
16:21APPLAUSE
16:30I knew he'd be troubled
16:31I knew he'd be troubled
16:32Anyway, what's on the headboard, Miss Ford?
16:35Well, Helen and Mike have scored 15
16:37Brenda and Ian have scored 13
16:39Only two, innit?
16:40Alright, we're now ready for game number two
16:43The game is called Sweet Treat
16:46But first of all, feast your eyes on this
16:50They're all lovely sugar baskets
16:52Aren't they pretty?
16:54Will you now welcome a senior teacher
16:56From the Leith School of Food and Wine
16:59Emma Crowhurst
17:05APPLAUSE
17:06Good, good, good
17:09Now, tell us a little bit about your school
17:11Well, it's in Kensington
17:12Yes
17:13It has 96 students
17:14Yes
17:15And some are full-time, some are part-time
17:16Yes
17:17And they go out to work
17:18Either to work in restaurants
17:19Or run their own businesses
17:20Lovely
17:21That sounds marvellous
17:22That really does
17:23Now, evidently, you sing very loudly
17:25When you're working
17:26Yeah, I do
17:27And some people complain when you do this
17:28They do
17:29But if you feel like doing it tonight
17:30You can do it tonight
17:31I don't think I'm being paid enough tonight
17:32To do that, Bruce
17:33Thank you
17:34Thank you
17:35Isn't it
17:36Gonna be like that
17:37What a quick walker
17:38Right
17:39Now then
17:40Round you come here
17:41Get in nice and close so you can see
17:42And in your own words
17:43Away you go
17:44Right
17:45First thing you need to do
17:46Is grease the ladle
17:47And that is
17:48That's just vegetable oil
17:49Vegetable oil
17:50Just ordinary vegetable oil
17:51Okay
17:52That's lovely
17:54And
17:56And then
17:57This is molten sugar
17:58Molten sugar
17:59Very hot
18:00And you spin it
18:01This is what they call spinning
18:02Okay
18:03There it is
18:04Over
18:05Yes
18:06From the height
18:07From the height
18:08From the height
18:09He's right
18:10My goodness
18:11A bit messy in the way
18:12Keep it on the table
18:13Back the other way
18:14Back the other
18:15Look out
18:16That's it
18:17Back the other way there
18:18This gives the criss-cross effect
18:19Should be enough
18:20Lovely
18:21Give it a haircut
18:22Oh, give it a haircut
18:23Short back and sides
18:24Yeah
18:25Just round there
18:26Little snip here
18:27Little snip there
18:28I don't know what he's doing
18:29There we are
18:30And then
18:31This you're finishing
18:32It's moving a bit
18:33There we are
18:34It's coming up
18:35Beautifully
18:36Pop that on the top
18:37And there you are
18:38Isn't that beautiful?
18:39Thank you
18:40Thank you
18:41Thank you
18:42Thank you
18:43Thank you
18:44Thank you
18:45Thank you
18:46Thank you
18:47Thank you
18:48Thank you
18:49Thank you
18:50Thank you
18:51Thank you
18:52Thank you
18:53Thank you
18:56Believe me
18:57A very delicate thing to do
18:58And you did it so well
18:59That's lovely Emma
19:00Okay, will you come back to this
19:01I will certainly
19:02See you in a minute
19:03Okay, now get to your tables
19:04They'll redo this one
19:05Don't worry
19:06Get over there
19:07Make sure you've got your saucepan
19:08Okay, now you're gonna have a minute for this
19:11But just go up to the first part
19:12You see
19:13The first part where you've made your basket
19:15But leave it where it is
19:16And then we'll take it off afterwards
19:18Okay, so your minute starts now
19:20Now
19:22That's it
19:23The vegetable oil on first
19:24That's good
19:27Now careful with me
19:28That's it
19:29Now start your
19:35You're gonna go crazy
19:36You're gonna take you up
19:40Oh dear
19:43Look at him
19:44Oh there's a good one at the end there
19:49That looks very good
19:50That looks excellent
19:51And this is
19:52This is pretty good too
19:55Are you sure you're not making a toffee apple, do you?
19:59Sure she's making a toffee apple
20:02Do the haircut now
20:03Okay
20:04Cut off the little snips
20:06Make sure they're all gone
20:07And stop after this
20:10Time's up
20:11Time's up
20:12Now we'll get to you first of all
20:14Now where's the plate here
20:15Here's your plate
20:16Lovely
20:17With the custard and the fig
20:18That's a fig there in the middle
20:19And there's some sort of custardy stuff
20:21So with your glove
20:22Just take that off gently now
20:24And see how we get on
20:25Okay?
20:26Twist it
20:27Sort of twist it if you can
20:29Twist it
20:30We'll try one way then the other
20:32And
20:33Try
20:34Keep
20:37Keep going
20:38Try and peel some off somehow
20:39Try and peel some off somehow
20:48Your death tummy
20:52What do you think of that?
20:53What do you think of that?
20:54What do you think of that?
20:55What do you think of that?
21:00Oh dear
21:01Oh dear
21:03Oh I don't think I want to try this one
21:06Okay now my dear
21:07With your
21:08With your right
21:09Are you right handed or left handed?
21:10Right
21:11Well try it
21:12With you
21:13I don't think you'll move that with a blowtorch
21:15Can you
21:16You put too much on I think
21:17You see
21:18Are you scraping some off there?
21:20Okay
21:21Scraped a bit there
21:22Try and scrape
21:23Yeah
21:24Pull that
21:25Pull that bit
21:27You've got to cover
21:28You've got to cover your fig
21:34Can you
21:35Can you cover your
21:36So just put
21:37Come on
21:38Put a bit on your
21:39Put it on your
21:40Put it
21:41See if it will cover your fig
21:49Get out of the way
21:50Get out of the way
21:51Get out of the way
21:52You've carried your fig
21:56Right
21:57Now then
21:58I wonder if this
21:59You're left handed
22:00Okay my darling
22:01We'll see if you can give it a twist
22:04Oh
22:06That's a shame
22:07Because that really did look so pretty
22:11Oh yeah you've got some off there
22:12Yeah that's a bit
22:13That's a bit
22:14See if you can get this bit on its own
22:15That bit on its own
22:16That's it that'll do
22:17Because at least it's formed
22:18It's beautiful
22:19Look at this
22:20Yeah you see that
22:21Lovely
22:24Right handed
22:25Right
22:26Let's see if we have any luck with you
22:27Let me get your
22:28Let me get your fig
22:29And your custard
22:30Right
22:31Oh look at this
22:37Wonderful, wonderful
22:39Will you come back and do some marking please my love
22:41Yes
22:43Come over here
22:47We have a bit of a catastrophe here
22:49I've never seen a garnish like that before
22:52Bit of a shame
22:53But it just wouldn't move
22:54I think too much on there really
22:55A bit too much maybe
22:56Yeah
22:57Four I think
22:58Thank you
22:59Just four you see the way he splashed it all over
23:00It was all in blobs
23:01It was all in blobs
23:02She was a little bit better
23:03We did manage to scrape one little bit off
23:05Which is soaking up the sort of the custard stuff there
23:07It's like something sort of
23:08But there again she put too much on you see
23:09Heavy handed
23:10It runs in the family
23:11It does
23:12Four again I think
23:13Four again
23:14Two fours
23:15Okay
23:16Now over here
23:19You see she did a formation here
23:21Lovely
23:22But that was quite good
23:23Well it's the small one
23:24It's understatement isn't it
23:25Understatement
23:26But at least a little
23:27Six
23:28Just a little basket
23:29Five
23:30Six
23:31Well done
23:32I'm very strong
23:33Wonderful
23:34What can I say about that
23:35Wonderful
23:36I mean it is quite
23:37Ten has to be ten
23:38Ten
23:39Well done
23:40Well done
23:41Well done
23:42Well done
23:43Good luck with Elise
23:44Thank you for being here
23:45It was a wonderful thing to see
23:46Come on back here
23:47Thank you
23:48Well done
23:50What's on the board Miss Ford?
23:58Well Helen and Mike have scored 23
24:00Brenda and Ian have scored 29
24:03Oh my goodness
24:04We lose you
24:05We lose you bad luck
24:09We do have a generation game
24:11Oh really?
24:12We do have a generation game telephone for both of you
24:14And thank you for being part of the show
24:16And we'll see you in our grand final which is coming up pretty soon
24:19So off you go over there
24:20Thank you again
24:21Thank you again
24:22Lovely
24:23Yeah
24:24Nice people
24:25Well done
24:26Oh are you?
24:27Third teams from the West Midlands and Kent
24:29Their uncle and niece
24:30Barry Willits
24:31And Jane Harvey
24:32Right
24:33How are you?
24:34And how are you?
24:35That's lovely
24:36Now it's Jane Harvey
24:37Well you're certainly not a plain Jane
24:38I'll tell you that
24:39You're lovely
24:40You're engaged now
24:41Yes I am
24:42To Stephen
24:43Yep
24:44Can I see the ring?
24:45If you can
24:46Oh yes
24:47It does sparkle doesn't it?
24:48If you get the light in the right direction
24:49That's lovely
24:50Congratulations on that
24:51And evidently you wish you were the age you are now but in the swinging 60s
24:52Yeah
24:53Well actually there's a marvellous 60s party going on at Olympia this Sunday and it goes on from 12 o'clock right through the night
24:57Goes on and on and on and on and on all the famous bands are there maybe old cocks on the snuff might be
25:04I don't know
25:05Worth remembering it's going to be a big party
25:06Only for you now Barry
25:07Barry Willits
25:08Willits
25:09Good
25:10I said that
25:11That's it
25:12If you get the light in the right direction
25:13If you get the light in the right direction
25:14If you get the light in the right direction
25:15That's lovely
25:16Congratulations on that
25:17And evidently you wish you were the age you are now but in the swinging 60s
25:20Yeah
25:21Well actually there's a marvellous 60s party going on at Olympia this Sunday
25:23And it goes on from 12 o'clock right through the night
25:25Goes on and on and on and on
25:26Willits
25:27Willits
25:28Good I see
25:29And you are in the wholesale fresh fish business
25:30That's correct
25:31I wondered what it was
25:32So it's Willits
25:36Fillits
25:37Willits the name
25:40Fillits the game
25:41Willits the name
25:43Fillits the game
25:44With you
25:45I'm sorry
25:46You're married to Jeanette and she's 18
25:51She's 18
25:52Hey you devil
25:53She's not 18 now
25:56What's that then?
25:57We've been married 18 years
25:58Oh sorry!
26:03I thought you were a bit of a devil
26:04Right now then
26:05You like eating out and once when a restaurant manager asked you if you enjoyed the meal you said
26:12I said
26:13It doesn't go any further
26:14What did you say?
26:15I said if the soup had been as hot as the champagne
26:17Yeah
26:18I sold as the chicken
26:19The chicken as fat as the waitress that served us it would have been absolutely marvellous
26:24That's very good
26:25Write that down for me
26:26I'm going to use that
26:27Thank you very much for doing your voice over there
26:30And we've got a game coming up for you very soon
26:33Lovely
26:34And our last couple are
26:35Rosie
26:36They're from Merseyside
26:37Their mother-in-law and son-in-law
26:39Chris Potter and Neil Holding
26:41Just over there, that's fine, that's lovely
26:51And you are Chris, Chris Potter
26:53Right
26:54Yes
26:55Oh yeah, I know your sister Pansy
26:57I used to love old Pansy but I'm Dan, oh desperate Dan
27:01Oh I used to love all that, right
27:03But you're married to Bernard and he's been a mountaineer for 40 years
27:07My goodness, he climbed Mont Blanc?
27:10Yes
27:11My goodness, when he was 54?
27:12That's right
27:13Oh yeah, how old was he when he started?
27:19He laughed, I made that, I made that
27:21She laughed
27:28And when's he coming down?
27:32Oh, she's got to be a winner
27:34Anyway, my darling, thank you for being here Chris
27:39Over now to Neil
27:40Nice to meet you Chris
27:41And he's your son
27:42Oh, good strong hands
27:43God bloody, you could hit a cold ball, I'll tell you that
27:45Good strong hands
27:46You're Neil Holding
27:47Yeah, I can tell that
27:49You're a professional rugby player, that's why, my goodness
27:53For Oldham
27:54That's right
27:55Well good luck for Oldham and the rugby is marvellous
27:57You're also a groundsman
27:58That's right
27:59Oh I see, well that's handy, you know where all the soft parts are
28:01Oh yes, on your honeymoon, I was amazed about this, you stayed at a hotel near Haydock Racecourse
28:08That's right
28:09What a good idea, a honeymoon, a hotel, near a racecourse
28:13They're off!
28:14And I don't want to be embarrassing, but can you tell me what time the filly came under starters
28:26You don't have to answer that Neil, thank you for being here, thank you Chris
28:30Pop over there, we've got a game coming up right away
28:33Nice people, nice people
28:34There it is
28:35There it is
28:37Now, our next game is called, Up the Wall
28:41Let's welcome the Secretary of the Greater London Branch of the British Decorators Association
28:48Miles Newby
28:54Good, thank you very much for being here
28:57Now you're going to show us how to do a bit of wallpapering
29:00Okay, come over here Miles and bring everybody over
29:03So they can see what he's up to
29:06And there we are, fine, that's good, that's good
29:10Okay, so in your own time
29:13It's already pasted, all the paper you'll use will be pasted
29:15Right, this is the first length that we're going to put in here
29:20Which is, as it were, the long length
29:25Which goes right the way down
29:27There we are
29:28Slightly overlapping in the corner
29:36I'd be absolutely useless at this
29:39And straight down
29:41Again, just get that overlap into the corner
29:44I couldn't even do a paper round
29:49Just thought of that
29:55To myself
29:57That's it, oh yeah, oh that's the way you do that
29:58I see, with the
30:00That's right, use the full length of the shears
30:02That's it, the full length of the shears
30:04And then just go along there
30:06And then the full length to cut it away
30:08That gives you a nice straighter line
30:09That's wonderful
30:10Well that's good, that's the first part on
30:11And we're just going to match this one up then into the corner
30:14It's an easy match this
30:16Still getting the lines all
30:19Getting the lines together
30:21Just pop that in there
30:22Yeah
30:26Because at times the paper seems to have a mind of its own, doesn't it?
30:29It certainly does
30:30That's the trouble
30:32Right into the corner
30:34Mm-hmm
30:35And this one
30:38And this one
30:39Again, score with the back of the shears there
30:41You see how it does that?
30:43Keep the piece straight along
30:44The scissors closed
30:45Pull that off
30:46Same thing
30:48Nice long
30:49Take the length, the full length
30:51As long as you care with the shears there
30:53It's the corner
30:54It's the corner
30:55Good
30:56And in there, okay, it's the corner
30:58And the same here
31:00Straight across
31:04Can't wait to do this, can you?
31:06Pull that away
31:09That's it
31:11And that's the last one
31:13Fine
31:14And there you go
31:15Nicely wind off
31:16And there we are
31:18Wonderful
31:20Thank you, Miles
31:21You make it look so easy
31:23You make it look so easy
31:25Can we come back for you to market?
31:26Good
31:27Okay, off you go there
31:29So get to your walls
31:30Okay, and put on your
31:32Put on your overalls, okay?
31:33To start with
31:34Just put them on nice and quickly
31:36That's fine
31:37Okay, you've got two minutes now
31:39Starting from now
31:40Now, away you go
31:53Oh, you're doing that bit first?
31:58You should do that bit first
31:59Is it too hard for you?
32:00Stand on here now
32:01Stand on there
32:02Okay, sorry about that
32:03Yes
32:04If you, do you want to
32:05Oh no, you've done
32:07Quite well
32:10Oh my God
32:11Oh my God
32:17Very good, very good
32:18Very good
32:19Well...
32:20You are dear
32:22Don't get nearer
32:23Don't get nearer
32:30This is just one of the perks
32:31Are you making a hat dear?
32:37Are you making a hat dear?
32:43So...
32:48Shame, shame
32:50Get your other bit
32:51That's it
32:52Get your...
32:53Where is it going?
32:54Where is it going?
32:55She said
32:58Where is it going?
32:59She said
33:00Where is it going?
33:01She didn't see the other bit come down
33:03She said
33:04Where is it going?
33:05Oh my goodness
33:06Oh...
33:07Yeah
33:08How are we doing?
33:10How are we doing?
33:11How are we doing?
33:12Oh my goodness.
33:17Yeah.
33:18How we doing?
33:19How we doing?
33:20We're only right to stay.
33:21We're only right to stop.
33:22Stop.
33:23All right.
33:24Come back and bring your mouth.
33:25Can I just excuse me?
33:26Excuse me.
33:27Stand right here.
33:28I'll hold it next to you.
33:29Well, not a bad effort, is it?
33:30A very good effort.
33:31Can you start on Monday?
33:33Yes.
33:34Can you start on Monday?
33:36Yes.
33:37Yes.
33:38Yes.
33:39Yes.
33:40Yes.
33:41Yes.
33:42Yes.
33:43I think that's definitely an eight.
33:46An eight out of ten.
33:47Well done indeed.
33:48Marvellous.
33:49Marvellous.
33:50Now, will you come over here, my darling?
33:52That's it.
33:53Next to Uncle Bruce.
33:54Right.
33:55Now, what do you think?
33:56Actually, she did the first bit very good.
33:58That's not bad.
33:59It's not bad, is it?
34:00That's a very difficult...
34:01Not quite as good as Dad, but this bit, which is very difficult, she did very well with.
34:05I'd say six.
34:06Six.
34:07I think that's right.
34:08Well done indeed.
34:09Marvellous.
34:10Come, you'll get over there, and you come over here to me, Chris, if you will.
34:15She got into such a state, she wasn't tall enough for a start, so we gave her that to
34:19stand on, but that didn't seem to help, and that, she didn't know where that had gone,
34:22so you put it up, turn it over here.
34:24Where's it gone?
34:25I think she tried very hard.
34:26She did.
34:27Bless her.
34:28I'd say five.
34:29Five out of ten.
34:30Well done.
34:31Well done.
34:32Well done.
34:33Okay.
34:34Not bad at all.
34:35If you just get to the other side, Neil, come over here to me.
34:38Let's have a look.
34:39It's a bit screw-wiffy here, but not bad putting the first bit on.
34:42Yeah.
34:43What do you think?
34:44It's got the angle there as well.
34:45And he's got the angle there.
34:46Not bad.
34:47Yeah, I think that's a five.
34:48It's a five as well.
34:49Okay.
34:50Thank you, Marry.
34:51This is a lot of fun.
34:53He's giving us a marvellous, marvellous day here.
34:55Thank you, Marry.
34:56Come back here.
34:57Thank you, Marry.
35:06What's on the skirting board, Miss Ford?
35:09Jane and Barry have scored 14.
35:11Chris and Neil have scored 10.
35:1310?
35:14Oh, four, isn't it?
35:15All is not last.
35:16All is not last.
35:17Good job.
35:18Then, our next game is called Mime A Star.
35:22Get to your lecterns over there.
35:24You come over here with me.
35:31Now, in a moment, ladies, you will put on your headphones
35:34so that you can't hear anything.
35:36We've got some music going on there so that you can't hear a thing.
35:39Gentlemen, you will get up on your little stage here.
35:43Okay?
35:44And you will be hearing a track.
35:46All we want you to do is mime the superstar singer.
35:51Okay?
35:52And by that mime that you see, you write down who you think it is.
35:56Okay?
35:57One and so on.
35:58Good?
35:59Now, will you get on your stage?
36:00And will you put on your headphones?
36:06Right.
36:07Could we have the first track, please?
36:09I'm there, I'm there, I'm there, I'm there, I'm there, I'm all!
36:16Jumbo, I'm there!
36:18They've written down something?
36:30We've got an answer here.
36:32Have they written down something?
36:34Yes.
36:34They have?
36:35OK.
36:36Now that was Michael Jackson.
36:38Michael Jackson.
36:39OK.
36:40Now, what did they put over there?
36:43Jimmy Cricket.
36:43Jimmy Cricket.
36:48Jimmy Cricket.
36:51I wish I'd have seen the mime now.
36:53Couldn't have seen from here.
36:55And we've got Elvis.
36:58At least it's nearer than Jimmy Cricket.
37:01All right.
37:02Music again on the hit.
37:03Our next one, please.
37:05The minute you are in the joint.
37:08I can see you as a man of tension.
37:11A real man of tension.
37:14I can see you as a man of tension.
37:17I can see you as a man of tension.
37:18I know what's going on in my mind.
37:20It's going to be right.
37:25Have we got an answer?
37:27What?
37:27Have you got an answer?
37:29Write down, Chris, who you think it is.
37:32Right.
37:33Now.
37:35OK.
37:36Now that was Shirley Bassey.
37:40Now, what did you get over there?
37:42Linda Lussardi.
37:43And we've got Freddie Mercury.
37:52The next one, please.
37:53That was Pavarotti.
38:16And what did you get over there?
38:18Paul Gascoyne.
38:19Paul Gascoyne.
38:19CHEERING AND APPLAUSE
38:21CHEERING AND APPLAUSE
38:23CHEERING AND APPLAUSE
38:25CHEERING AND APPLAUSE
38:27CHEERING AND APPLAUSE
38:29Oh, dear.
38:33You're wrong.
38:34LAUGHTER
38:35Right.
38:36We've got Pavarotti.
38:38Two points.
38:38CHEERING AND APPLAUSE
38:39Well done, well done.
38:42OK.
38:44The next one.
38:45The next one, please.
38:46Like a bird in hell
38:50With a touch of a girl
38:52And I'm burning, I'm burning
38:58And I'm burning
39:00And I'm burning
39:02Rosie, I think you'd better come this time.
39:12It's not doing you any good at all, dear.
39:15OK.
39:16Have you got an answer?
39:17I can't remember his name.
39:19His name?
39:20LAUGHTER
39:21Come on, we've got to have time.
39:26Quickly.
39:27All right.
39:28That was Madonna.
39:30OK.
39:30And we didn't get any answer?
39:32No.
39:33No, no, no.
39:34Sorry, Bruce.
39:34It's all right, dear.
39:35No, it's very difficult
39:36Under pressure like this.
39:37I really know that.
39:38But anyway, another two points for our side.
39:40Well done, indeed.
39:41Our next one, please.
39:42It's not unusual
39:43You want to be mad with anyone
39:46It's not unusual
39:49You want to be sad with anyone
39:51But if I'll ever find
39:54A few dreams but be turned
39:56It's not unusual
39:59Right, OK, very good
40:07Very good
40:08Sorry about that being so...
40:12Oh, and the earrings as well
40:13But that was Tom Jones
40:15What did she have over there?
40:16She's gone
40:16She didn't have anything down
40:18It's Tom Jones
40:18Well, we had Tom Jones here
40:21Which is marvellous
40:22You've got that quote
40:23Well done, indeed
40:24Come here
40:25Two points for you
40:27I know you're feeling bad
40:33But the mimes you were doing
40:35I couldn't
40:35I can't wait
40:36Because I couldn't see
40:37The other side of the screen
40:38But they were fantastic
40:39The mimeing was wonderful
40:42Really wonderful
40:43But it's a shame you didn't get them
40:46But anyway, what's on the board, Miss Ford?
40:49Jane and Barry have scored 20
40:5120?
40:51Chris and Neil have scored 10
40:5310, oh
40:54But the mimeing was wonderful
40:56And we're sorry for you to lose you
40:58Because you're lovely contestants
40:59But anyway
41:00We do have a Generation Game telephone
41:03For both of you
41:03Thank you very much
41:04And give my love to Oldham
41:05And all the boys
41:06Okay, thank you for being with us
41:07Oh, well, there you go
41:09Fine, okay
41:10And there we are
41:11Lovely, lovely
41:12Fine
41:13And let's remind ourselves
41:15Of who you
41:16Be playing in the grand final
41:18Okay
41:19That's fine
41:20Now, have we got a grand final for you?
41:24Ladies and gentlemen
41:24We welcome somebody
41:26Who's no stranger to our screens
41:28Twice voted
41:29Newsreader of the Year
41:30The very popular
41:32Jan Leeming
41:33Oh, Jan, thank you for being with us
41:44It's a pleasure, Bruce
41:45I'm looking forward to it
41:46Oh, good
41:46Now, who'll be presenting the news with me?
41:49Martin Lewis, Peter Sissons?
41:51No, both of them are unavailable
41:53I'm glad to say
41:54So, I'm gonna be your anchorman
41:58Sounds like the Titanic
42:01What was that, dear?
42:03I said, Bruce, you are dynamic
42:05Oh, thank you
42:06Yes, Jan, you and me
42:08Are going to be a team
42:10Now give me the good news
42:12She's always kidding
42:13Don't worry
42:14I'll pull you through
42:15I'll pull you through
42:15Really?
42:16Okay, everything will be all right
42:17Don't let her leave the building
42:19Don't let her leave the building
42:21Right
42:21Well, there you are
42:23This week, you're going to be
42:25A newsreader team
42:28Okay?
42:28So, the Generation Game News
42:30Take one
42:32Good evening
42:43I'm Jan Leeming
42:44And I'm Bruce Versailles
42:46In Omniati, Zimbabwe
42:55Chief New Yorker
42:57Rambongo's residence
42:58Collapsed after it was struck
43:01By Hurricane Fred
43:02Film of that event
43:03Has just arrived
43:04Hello?
43:08Oh, fine
43:09Thank you
43:10I'm sorry to say
43:11That we don't seem
43:12To have the film right now
43:13But I can tell you
43:14That no one was injured
43:15In Lambeth
43:17Neil Kinnock
43:17Officially opened
43:18The new Labour Party headquarters
43:20Autumn arrived
43:21With a vengeance today
43:22And Wales was hit
43:24Repeatedly by gusts of wind
43:26Today, the Employment Minister
43:27Criticised the attitude
43:28Of Small Businessmen's Association
43:30A spokesman replying
43:32For the Guild of Shoemenders
43:33Today said
43:34Cobblers are facing extinction
43:36In America
43:40The source of outbreak
43:42Of Salmonella
43:42Has been attributed
43:43To imported French snails
43:45More on that story
43:47As it comes in
43:48And in Warrington today
43:51Demolition experts
43:53Accidentally destroyed
43:54An historical landmark
43:55When they demolished
43:56The 150 foot tall
43:58Brickworks chimney
43:59At Granby
43:59The Foreign Secretary
44:01Douglas Heard
44:02Flew from Heathrow
44:02This afternoon
44:03For crucial talks
44:05In Washington
44:05And finally
44:0796 year old
44:08Amelia Bottomley
44:09Was reunited today
44:10With her stolen cat
44:12Fluffy
44:12She had said
44:13Life would not be the same
44:15Without Fluffy
44:16And on that happy note
44:18We end tonight's news
44:19So it's goodnight from her
44:21And it's goodnight from him
44:23Goodnight
44:24Goodnight
44:24Well now
44:35Have you ever wondered
44:36What the newsreaders say
44:37To one another
44:38When the lights go down
44:39Well I'll tell you what I just said to Jan
44:42I said
44:43Jan would you come back and do some markings
44:46You see you're nosy aren't you
44:50But Jan Leeming we thank you so very much
44:52And do come back
44:53And do some marking a little later on
44:55Thank you
44:56Thank you very much my darling
44:57Love you
44:57Now we would like to thank the BBC News
45:05For letting us borrow their music
45:06And if they ever want to borrow ours
45:08It's okay with me
45:10Mind you I can see Anna Ford singing
45:12Life is the name of the game
45:14Got lots of news for you
45:15Anyway that's all there is to it
45:17That's all there is to it
45:19So we'll have the vital toss up
45:20Heads or tails
45:22Tails
45:23Heads it is
45:26So now you have a choice
45:28Do you want to go first or second
45:30Second
45:31Second you want to think about it
45:32Okay put these two in a very large
45:34Tupperware container
45:36And you two come over here with me
45:38Now go straight to the ladies seat
45:41Over there the far one
45:42That's good if you will my darling
45:43And sit in there
45:44And you sit down here
45:46Now that's good
45:47Now
45:48If anything goes wrong
45:50Because you know
45:50All news programmes are live
45:52If anything goes wrong
45:53Make a comment about it
45:55Okay
45:55All your news
45:57Will be on there
45:58Your film bits
45:59The screen there
45:59And all your news
46:00Will be on the screen here
46:02Do talk up
46:03Be very very precise
46:04About the whole thing
46:05Good luck to you both
46:06Generation Game
46:07News
46:08Take
46:09Two
46:18Good evening
46:20I'm Jane Harvey
46:21And I'm Barry Woolitz
46:22In Unati Zambabi
46:25Chief Molavi Garata
46:26Of my residence
46:28Collapsed after it was struck
46:29By Hurricane Fred
46:30The film of that event
46:31Has just arrived
46:32Hello
46:34I see
46:36Right
46:36I'm sorry
46:37Because I have that film
46:39Right now
46:39But I can tell you
46:40That no one was injured
46:41In Lambeth
46:42Neil Kinnock
46:43Officially opened
46:44The new party
46:45Headquarters
46:46Autumn riot
46:53With a vengeance today
46:54And Wells was hit repeatedly
46:56By gusts of wind
46:57Today the employment minister
47:03Criticised the attitude
47:05Of Small Businessmen's Association
47:06A spokesman replying
47:07For the Guild of Shoemakers
47:09Said
47:09Cobblers
47:10You can't say that
47:12You can't say that
47:14This is live
47:14I just did
47:15Apologise
47:16Apologise to the nation
47:17Look straight in the camera
47:18And apologise
47:19Say I'm sorry
47:19Say you're sorry
47:20I'm very sorry
47:21For saying that
47:22Cobblers
47:22Cobblers in actual fact
47:29Are facing extinction
47:30In America
47:33The source of the outbreak
47:34Of Salmonella
47:35Has been attributed
47:35To imported French snails
47:37Here's an update
47:39On that story
47:39Here's an update
47:42On the Salmonella story
47:43Health inspector
47:44Margo Fargo
47:45In Chicago
47:46To place an embargo
47:48On the cargo
47:49Of the Ascargo
47:50Found in Key Largo
47:52The foreign secretary
47:59Devlin's Heard
48:00Flew from Heathrow
48:01This afternoon
48:01For crucial talks
48:02In Washington
48:03Apparently Douglas
48:15Heard has returned
48:16To Heathrow
48:17As if you've got to
48:17Take a change of underwear
48:18It's all going wrong
48:21Get on to the
48:21Finish with the
48:22Sorry about the film
48:23Get on to the happy story
48:24About the cat
48:25About the cat
48:26God
48:27And finally
48:2896 year old
48:29Amelia Bottomley
48:30Was reunited today
48:31With her stolen
48:32Stolen cat
48:33Fluffy
48:33She said
48:34Life would not be the same
48:36Without Fluffy
48:36Hello
48:39Tell them Fluffy's dead
48:44What was Mrs Amelia say
48:50She said
48:51I see
48:53Thank you
48:54What were you laughing for
48:57About Fluffy
48:57The last bit
48:58Just the last bit
48:59Come on
48:59The last bit
48:59So it's goodnight from her
49:01And it's goodnight from him
49:03Goodnight
49:04Goodnight
49:04Very good
49:15Very good indeed
49:17What would you say to each other
49:18When you were shopping the papers
49:19You can't tell us
49:22Over there if you will
49:24That was absolutely wonderful
49:25And could we have the other two in please
49:27Over here my dear Brenda
49:29This is your seat here
49:31Good
49:32And then you go in there
49:34Good
49:35Now I'll tell you exactly
49:37What I told the others
49:38Now do listen to me
49:38Now if anything goes wrong
49:39Because all these news programmes
49:41Are live you know
49:42If anything goes wrong
49:43Try and make a comment on it
49:45You try and get out of a situation
49:46Okay
49:47Good luck to you
49:48Good luck to you
49:49Here we go
49:50Generation Game News
49:51Take three
49:52Good evening
50:02I'm Brenda Dix
50:04Hello
50:04I'm Ian Fawcett
50:06In
50:07Omenayatete
50:08Zimbabwe
50:09Chief Mabulu Mabuata
50:11Arrubububungodo
50:13Residence
50:14Collapsed
50:15After it was struck
50:16By Hurricane Fred
50:17Affirmative event
50:18Has just arrived
50:19Hello
50:22No one there
50:25I'm sorry I don't have that film right now
50:36There was nobody there
50:38But you didn't have to
50:38It was pick the phone up
50:39Put the phone down
50:40It said it all there
50:41Right
50:41You're doing marvellous
50:42Thank you
50:43I'm sorry you don't have that film right now
50:47But I can tell you that no one was injured
50:50In Lambeth
50:51Neil Kinnock officially opened
50:53The new Labour Party headquarters
50:56Autumn arrived with a vengeance today
51:02And Wales is hit repeatedly by gusts of wind
51:06Today the employment minister criticised
51:11That any one of the small businesses associations
51:14A spokesman replying for the
51:15The guild of
51:16Showmen
51:18The skilled cobblers
51:19No
51:20You can't say that
51:22You can't say that
51:23Apologise
51:24I'm very
51:24Say sorry to the nation
51:26The nation's there
51:27They'll cut us off the ear
51:28They should lie
51:28I'm very sorry
51:29I'm very sorry
51:30My best friend is Reginald Boesengat
51:32Cobblers do it as well
51:36In America
51:40The source of the outbreak of Salmonella
51:42Was being attributed to imported French snails
51:45There's an update on that story
51:47An update
51:47Here's an update
51:49On that Salmonella story
51:50Health inspector Margot Fargo in Chicago
51:53Has placed an embargo on cargo of a scargo
51:56Found in Keeligargo
51:58In Warrington today
52:06Demolition experts
52:08Accidentally destroyed a historical landmark
52:10When they demolished a hundred and fifty foot tall
52:14Granby brick wax chimney
52:15This is just coming
52:19Thank you
52:20Thank you
52:20Thank you Bruce
52:21And now here's the latest on that brick wax chimney story
52:26TV adventure girl
52:27Annika Rice
52:28Accepted the challenge
52:30Of repairing the chimney
52:31Sorry about the film
52:38Just do the happy story about the cat
52:42Alright
52:42The cat
52:43About the old lady and the cat
52:45Go on
52:45Away you go
52:45Yes
52:46Right
52:46And finally
52:48Ninety-six-year-old Amelia Bottomley
52:50Was reunited today
52:51With her
52:51With her stolen cat
52:53Fluffy
52:54She was said
52:55Life
52:55Would not be the same
52:57Without Fluffy
52:58Hello
53:00Some very bad news
53:05But Fluffy's dead
53:06I mean I don't laugh
53:08Serious
53:09Fluffy's dead
53:11So it's goodnight from her
53:12And it's goodnight from him
53:14Do the shuffle
53:15Do the shuffle
53:15Oh
53:16Oh
53:17Oh
53:18Oh
53:19Oh
53:20Oh
53:21Oh
53:22Oh
53:23Oh
53:24Oh
53:25Oh
53:26Well darling
53:27Please
53:27Come round here
53:28If you will
53:30And send the other two back
53:31Will you
53:32That's it
53:33Send the other two back here
53:34In you come my darlings
53:35Lovely
53:36And one more round of applause
53:37For them
53:38What about them
53:38Could be strained in like that
53:41Because it's a difficult job
53:42And could we have
53:44Jan
53:44Jan Leeming
53:45Will you come back
53:46To do some margaret
53:47My darling
53:47I can see you having
53:53A bit of a laugh
53:53Down there
53:54Oh aren't they great
53:55Absolutely
53:56Absolutely
53:57Wonderful
53:57Fantastic
53:58Well Barry
53:59I don't know what you do
54:01For a living
54:01But you'd make
54:02A jolly good actor
54:03You were very good
54:05You're right
54:05Jane
54:06Yes
54:07Did very well indeed
54:08Very well
54:09Shall I keep the mark
54:10To myself
54:10Alright then
54:11Okay
54:12You play it the way you want
54:13Well Brenda
54:14You too
54:14You're a great character
54:15I wouldn't mind
54:17Having a cup of tea
54:17With you
54:18And a few laughs
54:18No you were lovely
54:20I don't think anything
54:22Would flummox you
54:23Would it
54:24You'd take everything
54:24In your stride
54:25I don't know
54:26Whereas I think
54:28Ian would rather be
54:29Having a pint in the pub
54:30I would
54:31It's very difficult
54:33Because I really admire you
54:35I mean being thrown
54:36Into this
54:36I don't realise
54:37But I think
54:39Barry and Jane
54:40Just had the edge
54:41So I gave them
54:42Seventeen
54:42Yes
54:43And I gave you
54:44Fifteen
54:44Oh
54:44Thank you
54:47Thank you
54:47Thank you
54:47Jan
54:51It's been lovely
54:55To see you again
54:56Thank you for being with us
54:57It's great fun
54:58There we are
54:59Jan leaving
55:00We thank you
55:01There we are
55:03Sorry to leave you two
55:06Because you've been so marvellous
55:07But we do have an answering machine
55:08Telephone
55:09For both of you
55:10For being here
55:11Why are you laughing
55:11Don't you talk to each other
55:12He sounds like a Dalek
55:14All right
55:16Well
55:17Thank you for being with us
55:18On the show
55:18And say goodbye
55:19To your friends there
55:20I know you've made friends
55:21During the day
55:22That's lovely
55:23Good
55:24And you two
55:25Come on
55:25The big three
55:26Hurry up
55:30Hurry up
55:31Hurry up
55:32In you go
55:32In you go
55:33Okay
55:33Take the doors away please
55:35Lots of articles
55:37Are going to pass
55:37Before your eyes
55:38Have a real good look
55:39Everything you remember
55:40You will take home
55:40With you tonight
55:41Okay
55:42Look out for the catchy ones
55:43Because they're more valuable
55:44Than they look
55:45Are you ready
55:46You've got 40 seconds
55:47Starting from now
55:49On the conveyor belt tonight
55:51We have an upright vacuum cleaner
55:53A crisp factory
55:54A pair of framed
55:56Kush fashion prints
55:57A four leaf clover
55:58A set of bed linen
56:00A sewing machine
56:01A set of glassware
56:03Hooray
56:04A case of champagne
56:07A football
56:08A home decorating kit
56:10A cordless telephone
56:12A radio cassette player
56:14A hair dryer
56:15A toweling bathrobe
56:17A personal organiser
56:20A kitchen knife set
56:21A personal walkman
56:23An instant cappuccino maker
56:26And a set of burnished copperware
56:28And a set of burnished copperware
56:28Keep thinking
56:31Keep thinking
56:32All the time
56:33Keep thinking
56:34Okay
56:35Now you come
56:36Keep thinking
56:37All the time
56:37Sit down if you will
56:38Just sit yourselves down
56:39You're going to get
56:40The first 20 seconds
56:41When you hear a funny noise
56:42You'll get the last 20 seconds
56:43Everything you remember
56:44You'll take home with your night
56:45Your 40 seconds
56:46Starts now
56:48Hoover
56:49Christopher
56:49Stereo
56:50Personal stereo
56:52Personal organiser
56:53Shamrock
56:54Football
56:54Good
56:55Lovely
56:55Pictures
56:56Dressing gown
56:57Yes
56:58Wallpaper
56:58Oh he's done very well
57:01Print
57:02Champagne
57:02Glasses
57:03That's it
57:04Some very good ones
57:06Cappuccino
57:07Cappuccino
57:08Lovely
57:08They've got the TV
57:09Yes
57:10Personal stereo
57:11Knives
57:12Knives
57:13The
57:13Cuddly toy
57:14Cuddly toy
57:15Oh yeah
57:16Cuddly toy
57:16Crisp maker
57:17Coffee machine
57:18Speak on the telephone match
57:19Telephone
57:20Core telephone
57:21Good I know
57:21You've got that
57:22Yes
57:22You've got the
57:23Breslin
57:23Glassware
57:26Glassware
57:27Yes
57:27Did you do any
57:28Sony
57:28Yes
57:30Didn't they do well
57:31Oh yes
57:32You worked with someone
57:34Very quickly
57:34Very good number
57:36Come over here
57:37Come over here
57:38Here you go
57:38Here you go
57:39Here you go
57:40Here you go
57:41Here you go
57:42Here you go
57:43Here you go
57:44Because you've got to be mad
57:45You're 17 out of 20
57:46Now I'm glad you got the football
57:48Because the football was a Wembley night out
57:50For you and six friends
57:52At the England versus Turkey football match
57:55So that's worth going to
57:56And glad you got the four leaf clover
58:00Because that is
58:01A family holiday for four to Dublin
58:03Have a lovely time
58:05You've got anything like that
58:06Really nice
58:07Well on behalf of Rosemary
58:10And myself
58:11And everybody
58:11And I do mean everybody
58:13Good night
58:13God bless you
58:14See you next week
58:15Be there
58:16We'll see you next week
58:17We'll see you next week
58:18We'll see you next week
58:19We'll see you next week
58:20We'll see you next week
58:21We'll see you next week
58:22We'll see you next week
58:23We'll see you next week
58:24We'll see you next week
58:25We'll see you next week
58:26We'll see you next week
58:27We'll see you next week
58:28We'll see you next week
58:29We'll see you next week
58:30We'll see you next week
58:31We'll see you next week
58:33We'll see you next week
58:34We'll see you next week
58:35We'll see you next week
58:36We'll see you next week
58:37We'll see you next week
58:38We'll see you next week
58:39We'll see you next week
58:40We'll see you next week
58:41We'll see you next week
58:42We'll see you next week
58:43I'm gonna be alive
58:45I'm gonna be alive
58:47I'm gonna be alive
58:49I'm gonna be alive
58:51I'm gonna be busy
58:53Goodbye!
58:55Goodbye now!