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00:00Raise the red, raise the white.
00:04Don't lower the red, lower the white.
00:07Raise the red, raise the red.
00:11Raise the white, lower the white.
00:14Wait a minute, isn't that weird?
00:19It's a weird face, isn't it?
00:21Again?
00:22Weird face festival.
00:24Let's go again.
00:27Thanks to my idea, the peace of Yanagida was restored.
00:32But the good idea I came up with is still in the basement.
00:38Weird face.
00:40I'll make you a weird face.
00:44How is it, Taro? Can you go?
00:46You don't have to push yourself.
00:48You don't have to go. It's okay.
00:51Let's do our best.
00:52We practiced a lot at home.
00:56You don't have to push yourself.
00:59I'm not pushing myself.
01:01If I can go, I'll be confident.
01:03It doesn't matter what Taro decides.
01:06You've done your best so far.
01:08I'm afraid to do something in front of people.
01:17I can't.
01:22Okay, I'll go.
01:25Are you going? Are you okay?
01:28If I don't go, no one will tell me to raise the red.
01:32That's right. You're great, Taro.
01:34If you go, you'll feel good.
01:38But don't come to see mom and dad.
01:40Why? I want to see them.
01:43No, I don't want to.
01:44Don't go.
01:45I'm happy that Taro goes to school.
01:48You have to go.
01:49You don't have time.
01:51Do you want to go by bicycle?
01:53No, I'll go by myself.
01:55Okay, bye.
02:05Are you sure you don't want to go?
02:08Of course I'm going.
02:11You're so bad.
02:13It's embarrassing to be seen.
02:15It's okay to hide.
02:16Let's go by bicycle.
02:18If you go now, you'll catch up.
02:20You're stupid.
02:22Let's go home.
02:24Let's go home.
02:26How long will it take?
02:283 to 5 minutes.
02:303 to 5 minutes?
02:315 minutes.
02:32Let's go in 5 minutes.
02:34Close the door.
03:18I'm sorry to bother you.
03:40I'm sorry to bother you.
03:42I'm sorry to bother you.
03:45I thought it was impossible.
03:49I thought I could do it.
03:53It can't be helped.
03:55I think he's depressed.
03:58He ran away.
04:01Please follow him.
04:05Yes, I'll follow him.
04:07I think it's enough.
04:13Excuse me.
04:14Excuse me.
04:25Don't look at me like that.
04:27You said it would be good if you came here.
04:31You're asking too much.
04:33I know.
04:35I thought it was a small step.
04:37I thought it was a chance to be confident.
04:40It's a small step.
04:42You should worry about yourself.
04:44You should get the result.
04:46You should clean the bed.
04:48You should clean the bathroom.
04:49Wait a minute.
04:51I'm in a hurry because I'm late.
04:53Well...
04:55What?
04:57I'm talking about the result.
05:00Wait a minute.
05:01Do I have to talk about it now?
05:03I have to go to work.
05:05Okay.
05:06I'll talk to you in 5 seconds.
05:07I'll talk to you in 2 seconds.
05:08Okay.
05:09Well...
05:11Would you like to be in a comedy duo with me?
05:15What?
05:16Who?
05:17Chika and me.
05:20What are you talking about?
05:21Are you stupid?
05:22Wait a minute.
05:24Listen to me.
05:25I'll talk to you calmly.
05:26I've always liked comedy.
05:29As I said before,
05:31I often went to see comedy shows with Chika.
05:34Chika told me that she was better at comedy than me.
05:39I didn't say that.
05:40You're clinging to the glory of the past.
05:43You're disgusting.
05:44I'm not clinging to the glory of the past.
05:47You're being praised by me.
05:49You have a lot of glory.
05:51I don't care about glory.
05:53I think it's a good idea to be in a comedy duo.
05:56I think it's a good idea to be in a comedy duo.
05:59I think it's a good idea to be in a comedy duo.
06:01Like Takeshi.
06:03If it's a comedy duo, we can do it together.
06:06There are many people who make a lot of movies.
06:08There are many people who make a lot of movies.
06:10You don't have any talent.
06:11Why do I have to be your partner?
06:14If it's with Chika, I'm sure it'll work out.
06:18I was practicing with Taro this time.
06:22I think it's a great idea to show Taro that we're trying to be in a comedy duo.
06:31There's a live house in front of the station.
06:34There's a live house in front of the station.
06:36We used to have a comedy live there.
06:39We used to have a comedy live there.
06:43It's not funny at all.
06:46I don't remember if there was an amateur corner there.
06:50I don't remember if there was an amateur corner there.
06:57I don't remember if there was an amateur corner there.
07:02You should take a nap.
07:04You should take a nap.
07:05If you forget, I'll kill you.
07:13Now, I'm over 40 years old.
07:15Now, I'm over 40 years old.
07:17Now, I'm over 40 years old.
07:20Now, I'm over 40 years old.
07:24It's spread in my brain.
07:29Then you should really do it.
07:32Then you should really do it.
07:35You should really do it.
07:39You should really do it.
07:54Oh
08:24Oh
08:54Oh
09:24Hello
09:26Let's go shopping for dinner
09:28Okay
09:50I'm home
09:54I'm home
09:56Welcome back
09:58Where's Taro?
10:00He's probably in his office
10:02looking at his ipad
10:04I hope you didn't say anything
10:06about the comedy
10:08I didn't say anything
10:10You're always so persistent
10:12Hey!
10:14You left the futon out!
10:16Put it back in!
10:18I'm sorry
10:21Taro
10:23I'm home
10:50Broccoli?
10:52It's not cauliflower
10:54It's not?
11:00It came out of his head
11:04Maybe
11:06Singing
11:20Hey
11:22You're trying to ask him
11:24about the comedy
11:26He's over there
11:28because you're persistent
11:30I was just asking
11:32Stop it
11:34You're always so persistent
11:36Also
11:38about the results
11:40What?
11:42Nothing
11:44You're serious, right?
11:46About this morning
11:48I told you
11:52I'm serious
11:54Really?
11:56Then you should be serious
11:58Don't run away
12:00I won't
12:02Say it again
12:07I won't
12:14Then I'll do it
12:16But you
12:18You better make a good joke
12:20If it's like a game
12:22I won't appear
12:32To be honest
12:34I was a little scared
12:36This decision
12:38is wonderful
12:40and stupid
12:42at the same time
12:44There are many things
12:46that can make you angry
12:48Is there a future
12:50for us as a couple
12:52to form a comedy team?
12:54When I think about it
12:56I feel like
12:58I'm afraid
13:01Here
13:03What's this?
13:05I got this from the live house
13:07I applied for this
13:09November 10th is coming
13:11You're serious
13:13Then you should hurry
13:17If you do something boring
13:19I'll kill you
13:31I had no choice
13:33but to write a story
13:35for that live
14:01We got married
14:03and got married
14:05But we got divorced
14:074 years ago
14:11I'm a big fan of comedy
14:15I'm going to
14:17form a comedy team with my mom
14:19With your mom?
14:23What do you think?
14:25Then let's play a game
14:27No
14:29You're mean
14:31Write something funny
14:33How about my weird face?
14:35I'll be funny
14:37if I sing a song
14:39But I'm not good at singing
14:41You're so selfish
14:45How about erotic things?
14:47What kind of erotic things?
14:49You know what I mean
14:51Well
14:55How about a fan club?
14:57It's different from
14:59the fan club in Doburock
15:01No
15:03You asked me
15:05I asked you
15:07I didn't ask you
15:15What are you doing?
15:19I came up with a funny story
15:23What is it?
15:26How about erotic things?
15:30You're right
15:47What?
15:49I'm sorry
15:51It was funny
15:53It's boring
15:55like a game
15:57It was funny
15:59It was funny
16:01like a game
16:03It's not a joke
16:05Weird face
16:07Weird face
16:09Why?
16:11Why?
16:13Weird face
16:17I'm serious
16:19Why are you serious?
16:21I'm serious
16:23I'm serious
16:25I'm serious
16:33Can I come in?
16:35You can come in
16:37You don't have to ask
16:39I'm sorry
16:41I wrote a story
16:43I wrote a story
16:45So?
16:47I want you to watch it
16:49After Taro goes to bed
16:51After Taro goes to bed
16:53If it's boring, I won't come
16:55If it's boring, I won't come
16:57I don't have confidence
16:59I don't have confidence
17:01Please
17:19Please
17:27What is this?
17:29What's funny?
17:31Chika was laughing
17:33It's too boring
17:35It's my weird face
17:37It's my weird face
17:39I've never seen this kind of story
17:41I've never seen this kind of story
17:43I don't know
17:45I'm busy
17:47I'm busy
17:49I'm busy
17:51I'm busy
17:53Just a little
17:55I'm busy
17:57I'm busy
17:59Just a little
18:01Just a little
18:10Hello, it's Tsumi
18:12Hello, it's Batsu
18:14We are Dostoevsky
18:16This is a bit embarrassing.
18:18What are you doing here?
18:21Um...
18:22This is a couple's manzai before we break up.
18:26This is a meoto manzai.
18:27Meoto manzai?
18:28Meoto manzai.
18:29Don't instruct me.
18:30This is a meoto manzai.
18:31This is a meoto manzai.
18:32You came up with a funny story, didn't you?
18:35Yes, I did.
18:36If it's not funny, it's your fault.
18:38Um...
18:39I'm confident this time.
18:41Actually, we're sex-losers.
18:43That's right.
18:44We're not in Los Angeles.
18:48You don't need this, do you?
18:49I like this kind of cold.
18:53Everything is cold.
18:54Well...
18:55This is a story about us, sex-losers.
18:59Go ahead. I'll listen to you.
19:01We're a combination of celebrities.
19:04We have the same face and voice.
19:06What? What's that?
19:08You like Koichi Sato, don't you?
19:11We're a combination of celebrities.
19:13We have the same face and voice.
19:16What? What's that?
19:18You like Koichi Sato, don't you?
19:20We're a combination of celebrities.
19:22I don't like it. I'm leaving.
19:24I don't like it.
19:27Is this really funny?
19:29This is my first time reading a book.
19:33I'll improve my reading skills.
19:36I've been thinking a lot.
19:39I think a full name is better than a full name.
19:44I'm sorry. I don't understand.
19:46You like Kin-chan.
19:47You may not like this kind of name.
19:50I like Koichi Sato.
19:53But I don't like Bekako Katsura.
19:57I like Hyu-sama or Ken Takakura.
20:00Hyu-sa...
20:01Hyu Grant?
20:02Yes.
20:03How long do you like Danmitsu?
20:05I don't care.
20:07I think it's easier for people who don't like Danmitsu.
20:10Don't you like Bekako?
20:12I like her, but she's not my type.
20:14And I'm in a difficult situation right now.
20:18I'm going to bed.
20:20I have a bad feeling about this.
20:22Can you write something else?
20:24Something like Yasukiyo.
20:27Good night.
20:28Good night.
20:30Even so, Chika and I practiced after Taro went to bed.
20:37Hyu-sama and I got together.
20:39I don't like it.
20:41I'm going to bed.
20:42Good night.
20:43I don't know what you're doing right now.
20:46I've only done it a few times.
20:49I can't do that.
20:51I think it's a matter of feeling.
20:53I'm practicing right now.
20:55I'm making Chika-chan right now.
20:57I don't want you to make me.
21:00You should do it too.
21:02I'm making Chika-chan right now.
21:04You should do it too.
21:06I got together with Jennifer Lawrence.
21:11Why are you embarrassed?
21:15I got together with Shouhei Uno.
21:20It's so cute.
21:22I can't do it anymore.
21:23What is this?
21:24I don't know what it means, but I can't do it anymore.
21:26It's so cute.
21:27I just wrote it with Chika-chan's feelings.
21:29I don't understand it at all.
21:31I got together with Koichi Sato.
21:35I don't want to do it.
21:39Koichi Sato is powerful.
21:41I feel like I'm different from other people.
21:43It's important to like it.
21:44I got together with Brad Pitt.
21:47I don't want to do it.
21:50I got together with Ryoko Yonekura.
21:54I don't make mistakes.
21:58Don't tell me.
22:00Tell them.
22:02Chika-chan is doing it while looking down.
22:04I'm looking at this right now.
22:06I'm in front of the audience.
22:08I'm getting scared again.
22:11I felt like I was waiting for a terrible result.
22:18I got together with Kate Winslet.
22:21Chika-chan said,
22:23Shouhei Uno?
22:25No, no.
22:35I was nervous, too.
22:36Wait a minute.
22:37Hold me.
22:39Is this a punishment?
22:41Is my life a punishment?
22:43I don't think so.
22:44It's all my fault.
22:46I'm not alive in my life.
22:47It's all my fault.
22:50I think it would have been nice to show it to Taro.
22:52The way we do manzai.
22:54That's impossible.
22:56Mr. Dostoevsky.
22:58Yes.
22:59You're right.
23:00It's not going to work, is it?
23:02Hey!
23:03Yeah.