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00:00This year is the 60th anniversary of the entertainment industry.
00:05At the Kamigata Manzai Kyoukai where I am the president,
00:10the winner is...
00:14Mr. Santa, the husband of Ms. Kanaka.
00:21The 11th year of his career, Donuts Peanuts.
00:24Life is a manzai.
00:26This is their first time on the show.
00:30To learn more about them,
00:32let's watch their life as a manzai.
00:37They were born in Fukuoka and went to NSC in Tokyo.
00:40Now they are active in Osaka.
00:43Let's take a look at their life.
00:47Before that, let's watch their opening manzai.
00:56Donuts Peanuts
01:07Thank you, Donuts Peanuts.
01:10I want to buy a dog.
01:14A dog? That's good.
01:16I love dogs.
01:18I've never had one, but I want to buy one.
01:21I've had one, and it's really good.
01:23It's cute.
01:25I've never had one, so I'm worried.
01:27I know.
01:28I'm worried if I can raise it well.
01:31I see. You're worried.
01:33Let's practice.
01:34How can we practice?
01:36I'll be your dog for a week.
01:38What do you mean?
01:39You're worried about buying a dog, right?
01:41I'll be your dog for a week.
01:43You can buy me as a dog.
01:45What are you talking about?
01:46You're worried about buying a dog, right?
01:48I'll be your dog for a week.
01:50Wait, wait.
01:51Wait, wait.
01:52Wait, wait.
01:53That's not what I mean.
01:54That's an instruction.
01:55It's an instruction.
01:56I said, wait, because I don't understand.
01:58If I buy a dog for a week, what can I do?
02:01Give me food.
02:02Why?
02:03I'll give you food.
02:04Why do I have to make you eat for a week?
02:08Why do you make food?
02:09No.
02:10It's dog food.
02:11Do you eat?
02:12Dogs eat dog food.
02:14I've never had one, so I don't know.
02:16I know dogs eat dog food.
02:18If you know, give it to me.
02:19If you eat dog food, I'll break your stomach.
02:21If you break my stomach, take me to the vet.
02:24Why?
02:25Dogs will take you.
02:27Take me to the vet and tell them my dog is sick.
02:32They'll think I'm sick.
02:34That's weird.
02:35Take me to the vet and tell them my dog is sick.
02:39They'll think I'm sick.
02:41Don't suck a dog.
02:43What kind of dog are you?
02:44Do you do that to a dog?
02:46What?
02:47Take a dog to the vet and if it cries, don't suck it.
02:51I'm doing it now.
02:52You can't do that to your dog.
02:54You can't do that to a dog.
02:55I'm doing it because it's you.
02:56It's your hand.
02:58What are you trying to do?
02:59It's your hand.
03:00No, it's not.
03:01Give me a leash and take me for a walk.
03:04They'll think you're a pervert.
03:06Take me for a walk.
03:08Give me a leash and take me for a walk.
03:10They'll think you're an S-rank pervert.
03:12Give me a leash and take me for a walk.
03:16That's a big incident.
03:17It's a big incident.
03:18You're biting a human.
03:20That's why I'm giving you a leash.
03:22Why are you giving me a leash and taking me for a walk?
03:26Do you do that to a dog?
03:27I do that.
03:29What?
03:30I'm taking a walk with a dog.
03:31What kind of dog are you?
03:32Don't suck a dog.
03:33It'll be like this.
03:34Do you want to die?
03:35It'll be like this.
03:36Don't suck a dog.
03:37Look.
03:38It'll be like this.
03:39I saw it.
03:40Look.
03:41What's that?
03:42Look.
03:43I saw it.
03:44It'll be like this.
03:45That's a big incident.
03:46I told you to suck a dog.
03:47What's going on?
03:48I don't need an explanation.
03:50I'm going for a walk.
03:51Take me for a walk.
03:53I can't.
03:54What will people think if they see me?
03:56They'll think you're a dog.
03:57What?
03:58People will think I'm a pervert.
04:01You're not a dog.
04:04I'm not a dog.
04:06Who said that?
04:09Who else?
04:10You're a dog.
04:12I can't.
04:13I'm a human.
04:15I'm strong.
04:17I'm a dog.
04:18I don't need an explanation.
04:20You'll be in a four-story building.
04:22That's dangerous.
04:24You're a dog.
04:25You offend people at home.
04:27I'm a dog.
04:28It's annoying.
04:29I'll kick you out.
04:30If I get kicked out,
04:31I'll walk around the city.
04:33Do as you wish.
04:34If people think I'm a stray dog,
04:35I'll go to a shelter.
04:37You'll go to the police.
04:39As a pervert,
04:40you'll go on an adventure.
04:43Let's go to the police station and explain it to them.
04:45Then I'll be arrested too.
04:47They'll think I'm one of those old men.
04:49You can explain it to them as many times as you want before they understand.
04:52If I explain it to them, I'll get more money.
04:55If I ask them to let me use a naked man, they'll be like,
04:58Hey!
04:59Hey!
05:00Hey!
05:01Shut up.
05:02Anyway, I'm going to your house tomorrow.
05:04Don't go.
05:05That's enough.
05:08From now on, the two of them will be the witnesses.
05:17First of all, congratulations on winning the grand prize.
05:21I got it.
05:22I got it.
05:23It's amazing.
05:24I really like Donappi.
05:25Really?
05:26I always say that.
05:27Really?
05:28I really like him.
05:29What do you like about me?
05:30Your relationship.
05:31What?
05:32Your mood.
05:33Mood?
05:34Your characters.
05:35I like them all.
05:37This title is really good.
05:38This is embarrassing.
05:39Life is a manzai.
05:40A microphone is a special way.
05:42But don't call us here.
05:44That's enough.
05:45That's enough.
05:46What's wrong with that?
05:47You're messing with us through radio waves.
05:49I'm not messing with you.
05:50I'm not messing with you.
05:51I'm not messing with you.
05:52M-1 is already in the final.
05:53It's all over there.
05:55It's not over.
05:56It's not over.
05:57It's not over.
05:58It's the first time the microphone broke.
06:00It's the first time in the history of manzai.
06:04This time, we visited Fukuoka, the birthplace of manzai.
06:07We went through the age of fairies in Fukuoka.
06:09And now, we're going to look for manzai in Osaka.
06:13We're going to make a life manzai.
06:17First, we went to Fukuoka, their hometown.
06:21They were born in the 4th year of Heisei.
06:23They went through a lot of childhood.
06:26They spent 19 years in the city.
06:31No eyebrows.
06:32We're going to look for manzai while following their roots.
06:36First...
06:40It hasn't changed.
06:41It's the same.
06:44It's been 15 years since they graduated.
06:47They met at Fukuoka Prefectural School, Kokura Minami High School.
06:52Good morning.
06:53It's been a while.
06:55I'm happy.
06:56Do you know him?
06:57Do you know him?
06:58Yes.
06:59He used to walk a lot.
07:01He used to walk a lot.
07:02He used to walk a lot.
07:04They went through a lot of childhood.
07:07We're going to look for manzai while following their roots.
07:11This is it.
07:12This is the classroom where we were in high school.
07:16That's right.
07:19Can we go in?
07:20It's open.
07:23It's nostalgic.
07:27It's nostalgic.
07:28This is the place.
07:29This is the place.
07:30This is it.
07:31After the final exam,
07:33the class ended early.
07:34My classmate, Rakkyo and I were talking.
07:40Then, after the teacher got mad at us,
07:43a donut came in.
07:45The donut sat here.
07:47And this is Rakkyo.
07:48And Rakkyo was here.
07:50He said,
07:52you guys can laugh without acting.
07:54That's when I got the idea.
07:56I see.
07:57Rakkyo came out of nowhere.
07:59I thought Rakkyo was cute.
08:01I was listening to his conversation.
08:06It's true.
08:08It's the final exam.
08:11Since they came to Boko,
08:13they want to try donuts.
08:16How well do you know about Boko?
08:20I wonder if I can do it.
08:22But,
08:23I think it's the most fun to be in this high school.
08:27I see.
08:28That's how it is.
08:31So,
08:32they did a famous survey.
08:34You already know, right?
08:36We are graduates of Bokura Minami High School.
08:41Did you know about us?
08:43No, I didn't.
08:45Did you know about us?
08:47No, I didn't.
08:48What?
08:54Then,
09:05A quiz for Mr. Akiyama.
09:09They did a famous survey of Boko's students.
09:13How many people knew about them?
09:18I don't know.
09:19But,
09:20they came from their hometown.
09:22So, they are celebrities.
09:24I don't know.
09:25About 100 people.
09:28What's the answer?
09:30The answer is 2 out of 220.
09:33Are you kidding me?
09:34Why did you make a mistake?
09:36What's the point of making a mistake?
09:401%?
09:411%?
09:42It's hard.
09:43It's hard.
09:45Let's get back to the topic of high school.
09:50Is there any other school?
09:54Did you have a survey?
09:56No, I didn't.
09:57You didn't?
09:58So, we
10:01wrote a survey
10:03when we missed a school.
10:06Then, we went to each teacher
10:09in the school
10:11and asked them to correct us.
10:13So, we didn't complete the survey.
10:17I did it more than 10 times in 3 years.
10:2010 times?
10:22I don't know.
10:23That was...
10:24I think I got a negative score.
10:28Yes, you did.
10:30When I got a negative score,
10:33I got a cell phone during a test.
10:39Next,
10:40we went to a place where donuts were sold a lot.
10:46So, we came to Kokura Castle.
10:50It's nostalgic.
10:52We used to come here a lot.
10:54I remember this place.
10:57I can't forget it.
10:58When I was in high school,
11:00I had a Kendo class.
11:03I had a Kendo class.
11:05I learned Kote.
11:08Like this.
11:10We did Kote.
11:13I loved Kote.
11:15When I was in high school,
11:17I was hanging out with Motokano.
11:19When I was walking here,
11:20I turned on the switch.
11:22I was doing Kote to her.
11:26Kote!
11:28Stop it, Takachi!
11:30I turned on the switch.
11:31Kote!
11:32I was doing Kote to her.
11:34She left crying.
11:37On that night,
11:39I got a call from Motokano's father.
11:42He said,
11:43don't ever do Kote to my daughter again.
11:46He was angry.
11:48It's nostalgic.
11:50I know her, too.
11:53The last place they went to was...
11:57My parents' house.
11:59Whose peanuts are these?
12:01It's beautiful.
12:03It's huge.
12:06What?
12:07What?
12:08What?
12:09What?
12:10What?
12:11What?
12:12What?
12:13What?
12:14What?
12:15What?
12:16What?
12:17What?
12:19The people who welcomed us were...
12:21the grandmother, who supports peanuts the most,
12:25and the mother, sister, and the youngest.
12:29My grandmother is eating a lot of peanuts.
12:32If you don't have peanuts, you'll die.
12:37If you have peanuts, you'll be closer to death.
12:40If you don't have peanuts, you'll die.
12:42You'll be 80 years old.
12:45Peanuts are the healthiest.
12:47That's right.
12:49Let's ask her about the peanuts when she was a student.
12:53My middle sister
12:56told her classmate,
12:58Your brother peeped under the vending machine today.
13:01Is it over?
13:03It's over.
13:04It's not over.
13:06It's messed up.
13:08It's messed up.
13:11What did you think when you first heard you were going to be an entertainer?
13:15I wanted to be an entertainer with my grandfather.
13:25My grandfather said,
13:27If you do what you like, you can do it.
13:29As soon as I heard that, I cried.
13:32You cried?
13:34I thought you were against it.
13:36That's right.
13:38I've never heard of that.
13:41It's embarrassing to cry.
13:43I don't want to tell anyone.
13:46From the high school they met,
13:48to their family,
13:49they look back on the nostalgic Fukuoka era.
13:52What kind of story did they come up with?
14:05Thank you very much.
14:08Thank you very much.
14:11We watched the Fukuoka VTR.
14:15You went to your family's house to eat peanuts.
14:17Yes, I did.
14:18You're a unique old lady.
14:21You're as pink as an old G-Dragon.
14:27I wanted to go to my family's house,
14:30but I couldn't because of work.
14:32But you want to see them.
14:34I want to see them, but I don't want to.
14:36Do you like them?
14:37No, it's not love.
14:39It's not love.
14:41Recently, when I went home,
14:44my mom told me,
14:46it's time for you to get married.
14:48We're already 32 years old.
14:50It's a good age to get married.
14:53But of course,
14:54I don't have a girlfriend who I can date.
14:58I don't want to go home.
15:00You want to find one.
15:01I want to find one,
15:02but I haven't met anyone yet.
15:04Can you introduce someone to me?
15:06Me?
15:07That's fine.
15:08Is there anyone you can introduce?
15:09My grandma said she was lonely when my grandpa died.
15:12I don't need your grandma.
15:14I don't need her.
15:15Why?
15:16She's 80.
15:17She's an 80-year-old heavy smoker.
15:19I'm fine.
15:20What?
15:21I was about to turn the camera,
15:23but she was still smoking.
15:26I've never seen an 80-year-old woman
15:28stick to a cigarette.
15:29That's a good sign.
15:31No, it's not.
15:32What kind of girl do you like?
15:34I like someone who's good at cooking.
15:37My grandma is good at cooking.
15:38I don't need your grandma.
15:40You took care of my mom.
15:42I went to your grandma's house a lot when I was in high school.
15:45Every time I went to your grandma's house,
15:46she only served me cup noodles with curry flavor.
15:48She gave you hot water, didn't she?
15:50What do you mean she's good at cooking?
15:52You cook in places you don't know.
15:54One time, in the shade,
15:55my classmate called me curry grandma.
15:59She called me that.
16:00You're a big mouth.
16:01Shut up.
16:02What's that?
16:03A different girl?
16:04Yes, I'm introducing a different girl.
16:06What about a girl who likes comedy?
16:08A girl who likes comedy?
16:09She's in my hometown.
16:10That's fine.
16:11I'm a comedian.
16:12Really?
16:13We might meet.
16:14I told her I had a gig in my hometown.
16:16She said,
16:17she'd go with me.
16:18She came to see you.
16:19Yes.
16:20I was wearing a necktie on the stage
16:22at the Fukuoka concert.
16:25I asked her,
16:26wait a minute,
16:27who are you?
16:28I heard a staff member's voice.
16:30I was wondering who she was.
16:31I looked at the entrance.
16:32She was holding a highball long can
16:34and smoking.
16:35She was stopped.
16:36That's your grandma.
16:38That's your grandma's episode.
16:39I have a grandchild.
16:40I don't need her.
16:41You have a grandchild?
16:42What are you talking about?
16:43I didn't even buy a ticket.
16:45Then she's your grandma.
16:46I'm going to go crazy,
16:47so I'm going to be bullied by the staff.
16:49I'm going to do my best.
16:51She's your grandma.
16:53She's my grandma.
16:54That's your grandma's episode.
16:55I know that.
16:56Sorry, she's not my grandma.
16:57Can you introduce me to someone other than my grandma?
16:59I know.
17:00How about a boy?
17:01A boy?
17:02Yes.
17:03Then introduce me to that person.
17:04Can I?
17:05Yes.
17:06I've known her for a long time.
17:07I used to watch TV at her house when I was little.
17:10TV?
17:11She came in and saw a bee.
17:12Yes.
17:13I was so scared I cried.
17:14Yes.
17:15She came to me from the kitchen.
17:16She asked me what's wrong.
17:18Yes, she asked.
17:19Then she chased the bee away.
17:21She chased it away.
17:22She chased the bee to the bathroom.
17:24Yes.
17:25She also went to the bathroom.
17:26With the bee?
17:27She was like,
17:28I was pulled inside.
17:29She was scared,
17:30but she did it.
17:31Was she okay?
17:32I was afraid,
17:33so I opened the door,
17:34and she was pooping while holding the body of the bee.
17:36That's your grandma.
17:37She was pooping after she took down the bee.
17:40I'm talking about your grandma.
17:41My grandma?
17:42Yeah.
17:42You should stop saying that girl's name.
17:45There's no such girl here.
17:48No, it's Kiyoko.
17:49No, that's not what I meant.
17:51Don't say that girl's name because it's Kiyoko.
17:53I see.
17:53I don't need Kiyoko.
17:55Please introduce someone other than Kiyoko.
17:58It's a marriage proposal.
17:59Marriage proposal.
18:00I think a girl who likes kids is good.
18:01A girl who likes kids?
18:03Yes, yes.
18:03In the future, introduce a girl who likes kids.
18:06That girl, when her grandchild was born...
18:08It's Kiyoko!
18:09Don't say that girl's name.
18:11I didn't say that girl's name.
18:12Don't smoke.
18:14My teacher wrote a name for me.
18:16It says, a girl who likes kids.
18:20I asked him how to read it.
18:21He said, it's Ichiko.
18:23It's Kiyoko.
18:24You always say that girl's name is Kiyoko.
18:28It's Kiyoko.
18:29It's your grandma.
18:30It says, the second candidate is Mugi.
18:31It's Kiyoko.
18:32I don't need Kiyoko.
18:34What are you doing?
18:35Introduce someone other than Kiyoko.
18:37Other than Kiyoko?
18:38Can you do it?
18:39Yes, I can. Sorry, I made a mistake.
18:40What will you do if the next girl is Kiyoko?
18:42I'll die.
18:43You'll die?
18:44I'll die.
18:45Then, please, introduce her.
18:47That girl is strong-willed.
18:48That girl is strong-willed.
18:49She was bullied by a boy when she was a student.
18:53She got angry and kicked the boy's face.
18:56She spat on him.
18:57That's my mom's story.
19:00She was bullied by a boy, kicked his face, and spat on him.
19:03Her mom was bullied, but she was expelled.
19:07Is this Hideko, not Kiyoko?
19:09That's Hideko.
19:10Hideko?
19:11That's my mom.
19:12Hideko is the most unreasonable.
19:14Why did you introduce her?
19:16She's more dangerous than Kiyoko.
19:18Kiyoko is dangerous?
19:19Kiyoko is more dangerous than Hideko?
19:21I can't choose.
19:22I can't choose.
19:24Then, please, introduce Kiyoko to your grandpa.
19:26Don't call me grandpa.
19:27That's enough.
19:34It was very interesting.
19:36The staff was laughing, but Kiyoko was the only one.
19:41It has nothing to do with the location.
19:42There were many delicious dishes, but Kiyoko was the only one.
19:45Kiyoko's deep digging.
19:47I looked for various substitutes, but Kiyoko was the most interesting.
19:51It's interesting.
19:53This is a story.
19:55This is a story of Donut Peanuts for the staff.
19:58This time.
19:59I see.
20:00It was written at the beginning.
20:01It was written in Fukuoka.
20:02It was written in Fukuoka.
20:03I wrote various things.
20:04Donut, when did you confess your love?
20:07There was a boy I like.
20:10I said I would confess my love.
20:12He said, really?
20:14I thought I would confess my love.
20:15He confessed his love at the end of the first hour.
20:19Usually, he confesses his love after school.
20:20Yes.
20:21After that, he was in a bad mood.
20:24He was dumped at the end of the first hour.
20:26He came back.
20:27He was dumped from the second hour to the sixth hour.
20:29He was very angry.
20:31He was full of love.
20:33He wanted to confess his love.
20:34He wanted to confess his love.
20:35He was in a bad mood.
20:36He was in a bad mood.
20:37He was in a bad mood.
20:38The timing of the proposal was strange.
20:39Is that so?
20:40I proposed to her at DisneySea.
20:43It was 10 a.m.
20:46It was early.
20:47It was early.
20:48It was the end of the first hour.
20:50It was four hours.
20:51I understand how he feels.
20:52He was laughing.
20:54He was laughing.
20:55He was in a bad mood.
20:57After graduating from high school, they went to Tokyo.
21:02They went to a fairy school.
21:07Next, we will talk about the project in Tokyo.
21:12Osaka is very far from here.
21:13Osaka is far from here.
21:15We have arrived in Osaka.
21:17We have arrived in Osaka.
21:18We graduated from high school in Tokyo.
21:21We graduated from high school in Tokyo.
21:22We went to Tokyo.
21:23We graduated from high school in Tokyo.
21:25We went to Tokyo.
21:26We are going to meet a person who knows well about Tokyo.
21:30We are going to meet a person who knows well about Tokyo.
21:32A guest?
21:33I see.
21:34Let's go.
21:37That's enough.
21:39That's enough.
21:40It's a Tokyo.
21:42It's too much Tokyo.
21:44They were in the same class.
21:46They were living together.
21:48Is that so?
21:51We are going to meet a person who knows well about Tokyo.
21:55A special guest to find the story of the Tokyo era.
22:00It's a Tokyo.
22:02It's too much Tokyo.
22:04Kanechika, who was a roommate in the same class as NSC.
22:08He is looking back at that time and looking for the story.
22:12What kind of food did you eat?
22:15I ate...
22:16I ate...
22:17I thought you were very poor.
22:18I thought you were very poor.
22:19We had no money.
22:22We had no money.
22:23We had no money.
22:24We had no money.
22:25When we had nothing, he said,
22:27When we had nothing, he said,
22:28I have one.
22:32Here is a quiz for Yamana.
22:36What was the food that Kanechika invented when he ran out of food?
22:42He was completely broke.
22:43I really don't have money.
22:44I really don't have money.
22:45I have one.
22:46I have one.
22:47Can I guess?
22:48Yes.
22:49He put furikake on ice and ate it.
22:53What is the answer?
22:55He took out a tissue and spread it out.
22:58He made mayonnaise on it and wrapped it.
23:01He made mayonnaise on it and spread it.
23:02He made mayonnaise on it and wrapped it.
23:03He made mayonnaise on it and spread it.
23:04It was like a tissue mayonnaise.
23:06I did it on TV a few years later.
23:13I was so bad that I couldn't swallow it.
23:16I was so bad that I couldn't swallow it.
23:19Did you have a part-time job?
23:21I didn't have a part-time job.
23:22You didn't have a part-time job, did you?
23:23I had a part-time job, so I was fine.
23:28You are too basic.
23:30We didn't pay the rent properly.
23:34Our rent was 65,000 yen.
23:38It was 33,000 yen.
23:40You paid 5,000 yen.
23:42We didn't pay at all.
23:44We didn't pay the last rent.
23:46How much is the rent now?
23:48How much is the rent?
23:49It's 2.8 million yen.
23:51I'll give you my money back.
23:53I'll give you my money back.
23:55Let's have a lawyer to settle this.
23:58Let's have a lawyer to settle this.
23:59Let's have a lawyer to settle this.
24:00We have a friend here.
24:03It's not the amount of friendship.
24:07I didn't say it, but one day,
24:09you brought me Mt. Fuji.
24:12Oh, I remember that!
24:14It's so nostalgic!
24:16When I came back,
24:18I asked him if he had seen my photo,
24:20and he told me to look at it,
24:22and you were in the top half of the photo.
24:26That's so funny.
24:28You were in the bottom half, right?
24:30I didn't know.
24:34I really didn't know.
24:37He can't remember the time when he started running,
24:41and he found a comic video from the NSC era.
24:46I think this is the first one
24:48when I auditioned.
24:50I think this is important.
24:52Yes, it is.
24:53A comedian needs to have knowledge.
24:55I want to ask you.
24:57You don't watch the news at all,
24:59and you don't have any knowledge, right?
25:01I have at least the minimum knowledge.
25:03But you don't have it.
25:04No, I do.
25:05Then I'll ask you.
25:06Can you say that you're the leader of Japan now?
25:08Yes, I can.
25:09That's dangerous.
25:10Yes, I can.
25:11I'm serious.
25:14You had to say it properly.
25:16I couldn't understand it.
25:18How did you feel when you were in Tokyo?
25:20Well,
25:22I was the ace of the Tokyo NSC class.
25:28I didn't know that.
25:30We were always in the bottom class.
25:32Yes, we were.
25:34But suddenly,
25:36you were in the top class.
25:38Yes, I was in the top class.
25:40That's dangerous.
25:42I don't need it.
25:45I forgot about it.
25:47I got a lot of instructions.
25:50The first step to becoming a comedian
25:52in the age of Tokyo.
25:55The story of their life.
25:59What kind of manzai did they create?
26:03Let's go!
26:05That girl is very
26:08carefree
26:11and eye-catching.
26:12Hello!
26:15Nice to meet you.
26:18You watched the Tokyo episode.
26:20It's nostalgic.
26:21The NSC era was really poor.
26:24It was worse than I imagined.
26:27It was so poor.
26:29But 10 years have passed.
26:31It's nostalgic.
26:33It's different from that time.
26:35I didn't have money,
26:37so I worked part-time.
26:39I worked at an izakaya.
26:41I was so hungry.
26:43I made sushi
26:45with leftover sashimi and rice balls.
26:48That's what I did.
26:50Zanpanzushi?
26:51Yes, zanpanzushi.
26:52You had to do it.
26:54The manager found out and scolded me.
26:57But now,
26:59I sometimes take my juniors
27:02to eat sushi.
27:04It makes me happy.
27:06It's great now.
27:07When it comes to sushi,
27:09Kanechika called a sushi restaurant
27:11in front of Ginza on her birthday
27:13and made sushi at home.
27:15I didn't know that.
27:17We all went there.
27:19That's amazing.
27:21The three of us lived together,
27:23but the house was in ruins.
27:25It was more than 50 years old.
27:27The walls were so thin.
27:29So thin.
27:30My ex-wife lived next door.
27:32She lived next to my room.
27:34Every morning at 5 a.m.,
27:36she would wake me up
27:38with my grandfather's cough.
27:40With a cough alarm.
27:42She woke me up every morning.
27:44But now,
27:46I'm happy to live in a one-room apartment.
27:49That's true.
27:50Kanechika is living in the top floor
27:52of the apartment building.
27:54Stop mentioning Kanechika.
27:56It makes me happy.
27:58We can all live in the top floor.
28:00No, no.
28:01This is the top floor.
28:03Kanechika lives here.
28:05Puma?
28:06Puma? Stop it.
28:08If I wanted to show Puma,
28:10I would do this.
28:12You don't have to mention Kanechika.
28:14I couldn't go to my parents' high school.
28:17You really couldn't.
28:19My mom didn't have money
28:21to buy me a present on my birthday.
28:23When I was in NSC,
28:25I used to draw my mom's face
28:27and send it to my parents.
28:29But now,
28:31I saved up money
28:33and gave my mom a present.
28:35That's great.
28:37I'm happy about that.
28:39Kanechika bought his parents an apartment.
28:41Don't mention Kanechika.
28:43He bought his parents an apartment?
28:45How could he do that?
28:47Don't mention Kanechika.
28:49It makes me nostalgic.
28:51I couldn't eat at the time,
28:53but I used to eat hot water curry.
28:55I used to dilute it with hot water
28:57and eat it.
28:59I ate hot water curry.
29:01That's cool.
29:03But now,
29:05I can go to a curry shop.
29:07You can go to a curry shop.
29:09I can eat as much as I want.
29:11You can eat as much as you want.
29:13I can eat as much as I want.
29:15You have a bad impression.
29:17You have a bad impression.
29:19You have a bad impression.
29:21I used to ask him
29:23to give me 20,000 yen every month.
29:25I used to ask him to give me 20,000 yen every month.
29:27I used to ask him to give me 20,000 yen every month.
29:29Now, he gives me 10,000 yen.
29:31Don't give him 10,000 yen.
29:33But if I sell it now,
29:35I won't get it anymore.
29:37That's common.
29:39I had a part-time job.
29:41I worked at a pasta shop.
29:43The manager told me to taste it.
29:45The manager told me to taste it.
29:47I ate it because I was hungry.
29:49I was so angry.
29:50Of course you were.
29:51But now I can go to that pasta shop as a customer.
29:54That's good. You can pay for your part-time job and go there as a customer.
29:58I can go there as a customer and say to the manager who was angry at that time,
30:01I want a carbonara!
30:03You have a bad attitude.
30:05Don't take revenge on that manager.
30:07I can eat it and leave it if I don't need it.
30:09Don't leave it!
30:11Why do you leave it if you like it?
30:13But if it sells from here, I can call the manager on my birthday and make pasta.
30:18Why do you do that?
30:19You are the exact opposite of Kaneshika.
30:21Kaneshika called a sushi restaurant in Ginza to his house.
30:23Why do you call a pasta shop manager to his house and make pasta?
30:26I can leave it and go home.
30:27Don't leave it!
30:29Do you think it's cool to leave it?
30:31Don't sell it to leave it.
30:32I can go up and go down with everyone.
30:34You are inferior as a person.
30:36Puma.
30:37Puma, right?
30:38If you want to be Puma, I'll show you this.
30:41Kaneshika sells well and makes money.
30:44I heard that he is making money.
30:46Did he make money?
30:47You should be like him.
30:49Can you make money for me?
30:51That's too much.
30:52That's enough.
30:53Thank you very much.
30:58That was great.
30:59That was great.
31:00That was great.
31:02I remember the Tokyo episode.
31:05That was great.
31:07I remember the three of us talking about our memories.
31:10That was fun.
31:11That was nostalgic.
31:13We couldn't put it in.
31:15It was an old wooden house.
31:18It was as cold as outside.
31:20We put cardboard on the floor.
31:23Inside the house.
31:24The floor was cold.
31:26There was no bath.
31:27There was a sound.
31:30Balance...
31:31What was it?
31:32It was like a balance game.
31:33We waited for 15 seconds.
31:36Then we put it on.
31:37Balance game.
31:38We learned it from Matsuo Bannai.
31:43They came from Fukuoka and went to NSC in Tokyo.
31:48In 2014, they went to Osaka to become Nakata Kansu's students.
31:54From there to now, they will continue to work as a base in Osaka.
31:59We will look for the story of their manzai.
32:02We are at the Hoso Honzan in Yoshimoto.
32:04We are at the Namba Grand Kagetsu.
32:07Why is it called Namba Grand Kagetsu?
32:10In the first year of Namba Grand Kagetsu, you were the staff of the theater.
32:18That's right.
32:19We did it for a whole year.
32:22It was the foundation of us.
32:26It was full of stories.
32:28It was full of stories.
32:29The life of the teachers.
32:30Thank you, teacher.
32:32You didn't die.
32:34You look like you died.
32:35You look like you died.
32:37You are dangerous.
32:40It's the first time to get such a big award from a new school.
32:45Let's go.
32:48This is the lobby of the 3rd floor of NJK.
32:53The actors take a break here.
32:58They work here as a base.
33:01This is the main workplace.
33:04This is the place where they write the schedule for tomorrow.
33:08You don't have to replenish it.
33:10This is the most annoying thing.
33:13What do you do when you want to drink coffee?
33:16Do you tell them to drink coffee with this?
33:18That's right.
33:19Let's replenish it.
33:20This is the most annoying thing.
33:22Let's replenish it.
33:23Coffee.
33:24Why do you make me do it?
33:26This is the place where ICHINOSUKE ate TENSHINHAN twice a day.
33:34This is the place where I had lunch.
33:36There are many episodes like that.
33:38This is the morning schedule.
33:43Mr. Higashimura of Marumushi Shoten came about 2 hours before his turn.
33:49He has a schedule for 1 hour.
33:52I don't have that much time.
33:56This is the place where the 15 actors will perform.
34:00This is the place where the show will be held.
34:04They will help with the schedule.
34:08I have a meeting with the actors 15 minutes before my turn.
34:13This is an important task.
34:14I will do this.
34:16Don't forget this.
34:18Mr. Fujisaki of Marumushi Shoten came about 15 minutes before his turn.
34:22I will do this.
34:26I'm nervous.
34:28This is a good reaction.
34:30I will do this.
34:32I will do this.
34:34I came about 15 minutes before my turn.
34:37I will do this.
34:39What did you do?
34:41I came about 15 minutes before my turn.
34:49Excuse me.
34:51I'm a new actor.
34:53Excuse me.
34:55I came about 15 minutes before my turn.
34:58Excuse me.
35:00What is this?
35:02What is this?
35:04I'm a new actor.
35:06I'm a new actor.
35:09I'm a new actor.
35:11I'm a new actor.
35:13I'm a new actor.
35:15I'm not a new actor.
35:17I'm not a new actor.
35:19I heard a story from the two of them 15 minutes before their turn.
35:26There are many NG scenes.
35:28I watched the master's episode.
35:31I remembered the master's episode.
35:33The master's face was too small.
35:35I put a small table on the table.
35:37I was doing that.
35:39It's a double-decker table.
35:41I was doing that.
35:43I was doing that.
35:46What came to my mind then is what I think now.
35:49And the story of the master and his master.
35:51That son is really amazing.
35:54He is old still.
35:57He plays well as an old man.
35:59I saw him doing an interview.
36:01And he said something while I was filming.
36:05It was like he took it for himself.
36:09I didn't know that.
36:11I
36:41Have you got it?
36:43I'll bring it.
36:45Next, the two people who are going to call the entertainer.
36:48Excuse me.
36:50May I come in?
36:52Excuse me.
36:54I'm here.
36:56I'm 15 minutes early.
36:58I'm 15 minutes early.
37:00Please get ready.
37:02Excuse me.
37:04I'm here.
37:06I'm 15 minutes early.
37:08I'm not here.
37:10I'm here.
37:12I'm here.
37:14I'm here.
37:16The costume is ironed.
37:18This is a job for the new entertainer.
37:20This is a job for the new entertainer.
37:22I'm here.
37:24I'm here.
37:26I'm here.
37:28I'm here.
37:30I'm here.
37:32I'm here.
37:34The two people who picked up the story mainly about the new entertainer.
37:38Sana won the prize of the Kamigata Manzai Association.
37:47What kind of story was made in Osaka?
38:00Hello.
38:06I think there were many unique teachers in NGK.
38:10I think there were many unique teachers in NGK.
38:12There are many teachers.
38:14In the future, I want to have a disciple.
38:20It's hard to have a disciple.
38:22You have to decide whether you can have a disciple or not.
38:26You have to decide whether you can have a disciple or not.
38:30Let's practice having a disciple.
38:32Can you do that?
38:33You can go home from NGK.
38:35You can go home from NGK.
38:37I have a disciple.
38:39Let's practice.
38:41Let's practice.
38:43Good morning.
38:45Mr. Don.
38:47I was watching your live performance.
38:49It was very interesting and I like it.
38:51Can I shake your hand?
38:53Can I take a picture?
38:55Can I take a picture?
38:57Can I take a picture?
38:59Please be my disciple.
39:01Where did you say that?
39:03It hurts.
39:05I want to be your disciple.
39:07If you want to be my disciple, you can't shake my hand and take a picture.
39:09But I really like you.
39:11Please be my disciple.
39:13Please.
39:15You can lie on your stomach.
39:17You can lie on your stomach.
39:19You are stretching.
39:21What do you mean?
39:23Don't test me.
39:25How do you feel now?
39:27You are stretching.
39:29I really want to be your disciple.
39:31Why do you want to be my disciple?
39:33You have a beautiful nose.
39:35You have a beautiful nose.
39:37I like your face.
39:39I like your face.
39:41I like your face.
39:43I like your face.
39:45I don't have a single face.
39:47That's true.
39:49That's true.
39:51What are you doing?
39:53What are you doing?
39:55How do you feel now?
39:57How do you feel now?
39:59What do you mean?
40:01Please.
40:03Are you ready?
40:05Yes.
40:07I want to talk to you.
40:09Let's go to a cafe and talk.
40:11What?
40:13Let's go to a cafe and talk.
40:15Can I?
40:17I'll take a picture if you like.
40:21I'll bring your luggage.
40:23Who is your luggage?
40:25Stop.
40:27You just took the picture.
40:29You just took the picture.
40:31It's rude.
40:33You should bring your luggage.
40:35I'm sorry.
40:37I'm sorry.
40:39Check the luggage in my bag.
40:41I'm not that useless.
40:43I'm not that useless.
40:47Bacon and ham look similar.
40:49Bacon and ham look similar.
40:51But the words of the person are different.
40:53It's different, isn't it?
40:54You don't have to force yourself to talk!
40:56What's with this conversation?
40:58Hey, I don't need it!
40:59Ah, I arrived at the cafeteria.
41:00Ah, you arrived at the cafeteria.
41:01Donuts are here, so please take a seat.
41:02You have a bad attitude.
41:04Don't do that.
41:05The customers around you will have a bad impression.
41:07Please take a seat.
41:07Okay.
41:08What would you like to drink?
41:09Then, coffee.
41:10Coffee?
41:11Ah, I'm sorry, one airplane.
41:12It's coffee.
41:13What's with the airplane?
41:15Does the master come to you like a plane?
41:19If you want to be a disciple, laugh!
41:22Does the master come to you like a plane?
41:25If you want to be a disciple, laugh!
41:30I'm not a baby.
41:32Laugh!
41:34If you want to be a disciple, laugh!
41:37Can I order something?
41:39You can order something.
41:41One cream soda and one cake.
41:43You're enjoying it too much.
41:45Is that cream soda and cake?
41:47Please be my disciple again.
41:50Are you prepared?
41:51I quit my previous job.
41:53You quit your previous job?
41:54Yes.
41:55That's great. You're prepared.
41:56What did you do before?
41:57I was a magician.
41:58You were a magician?
41:59Yes, I was.
42:00Then, show me once.
42:01Is that okay?
42:02I'll do the cake.
42:03With a handkerchief.
42:04With a handkerchief?
42:05One, two, three.
42:06The cake disappeared.
42:07That's right.
42:08That's great.
42:09Please look at my pocket.
42:13It's a cake.
42:14What did you do?
42:15The master's pocket is full of whip cream.
42:18That's true.
42:19Stop it.
42:21It hurts.
42:22Don't put it in the water.
42:24Yes.
42:25It hurts.
42:26I'm okay.
42:27Are you okay?
42:28You're weird.
42:29I'm sorry.
42:30I won't be your disciple again.
42:31Why?
42:32I'm going home.
42:33Please.
42:36Hey.
42:37Hey.
42:38Hey.
42:39You're not my disciple anymore.
42:41You did this.
42:42I won't be your disciple.
42:43You won't be my disciple.
42:44I won't be your disciple.
42:45What's that attitude?
42:46Hey.
42:47Are you underestimating me?
42:49I got a video.
42:50That's too much.
42:52What are you going to do with that video?
42:54Are you going to post it on social media?
42:56No.
42:57The master's face is on the door.
42:58I'll keep it as a treasure.
42:59You saved me.
43:00Because you like my face.
43:02I was able to practice.
43:03That's enough.
43:04Thank you very much.
43:10It's really funny.
43:12But I don't have any memories.
43:14I'm sorry.
43:15But you wrote a lot of things in your notebook.
43:18Yes.
43:19What is Osamu Shisho?
43:20I thought it would be popular.
43:21Osamu Shisho and Discovery Channel.
43:23Osamu Shisho was on TV in the lobby of NJK when he was a new member.
43:28He did an animal show there.
43:31I was watching Osamu Shisho and a video of a bear's back was played.
43:36I was looking at Osamu Shisho and I started to make a sound to match the movement of a bear.
43:44That's what I was doing.
43:49Hase-ni in T-UP.
43:51Hase-ni is fashionable.
43:53The car he's riding is an old car.
43:55It's an old car that's hard to get now.
43:58The fuel consumption is bad.
44:00He's too particular about the car itself.
44:02It's 400 meters per liter.
44:04The fuel consumption is bad.
44:06It's a rumor.
44:08It's a rumor.
44:09It's a rumor.
44:10It's a rumor.
44:11It's a rumor.
44:12It's a rumor.
44:14After this, there's a shocking episode of Osamu Shisho that Peanuts saw.
44:25I'll tell you what I really like.
44:27Ichinose Shisho was watching a fighting game on TV.
44:32He was impressed by it and said it was cool.
44:34So he took off his sleeves.
44:36I was a new member, so I took off my sleeves.
44:38I was shadow boxing on the edge of my sleeves.
44:40But I kept doing uppercuts.
44:44He's so cool!
44:46I can sing here.
44:49The first Kanmuri program ended in a great success.
44:54Let's ask the two people who just finished recording how they feel.
44:59I was nervous.
45:01I'm glad I quit.
45:03I'm glad I quit.
45:05I'm glad I quit.
45:07I'm glad I quit.
45:09I'm glad I quit.
45:11I'm glad I quit.
45:13You
45:18Shoot a cool or a tabacarino Fario took a
45:24King Joker, it got stuck there. I'm Tony. No, honk Tony. Yeah, it's a hot mess. Yeah, I'm Tony
45:30They don't talk to sing it up
45:32They tell a b-day to go to the time to tell you don't choice. Oh, yeah, my god
45:36Ha ha ha
45:39Karekara no manzai jinsei no mokuhyo Mokita Mito
45:44So Honsa no NGK de Tori Otsutomeれるように
45:49このこれからの人生を歩んでいきたいまあそうですね
45:53今日ですねやでゆくゆくはねもし行けたらこの人生は漫才だマイク一本べしゃれ道
45:59ngk 編やりたいしません
46:02I'm a sample. Oh, yeah. Oh, yeah. Oh, it's kind of
46:06Show class near more calorie