THE CONTE ＜後編＞2025春 2025年3月15日
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00:00KAMAI TACHI
00:02Next up is Kamai-tachi's first TV show!
00:07Last time, we said that Kamai-tachi's show was fun,
00:12but they got really mad at us for raising the bar too high.
00:16It was just fun!
00:18That's what I'm talking about!
00:21They were just looking for a wonderful encounter.
00:25Why did this happen?
00:28Kamai-tachi Oniai
00:38This is the first time I've met Ryuichi-san,
00:42and he's exactly what I imagined him to be.
00:48I didn't know there was such a wonderful encounter on the Matching app.
00:53Kamai-tachi Oniai
00:56Ryuichi-san, you have a dog, right?
00:59Yes.
01:00What's its name?
01:02It's a dog that eats a lot.
01:05It's called Mogu.
01:07How cute!
01:10If I eat a lot,
01:13will you call me Mogu-ko?
01:24Can I ask you a question?
01:28Yes.
01:32You're a man, right?
01:42I thought,
01:43a man is here!
01:46A man dressed as a woman is here!
01:50When I was looking at my phone,
01:53I saw a picture of a woman, a child, and you.
01:57It was a picture of a man.
02:01I thought,
02:02that's ridiculous.
02:04I thought,
02:05I can see that.
02:07You're a man, right?
02:09I'm sorry.
02:10I couldn't say it for about three hours.
02:14I'm sorry.
02:15Listen to me.
02:18I want the data of the company you work for.
02:23What?
02:26Can you get the data from this computer?
02:30Data?
02:31The IP system you're developing.
02:34Some people don't like it.
02:37You know that, right?
02:40I know.
02:41But,
02:42you're a man, right?
02:45I don't get it.
02:48Why do you think a man is here?
02:51Did you make a mistake?
02:55Listen to me.
02:58San-no-kai and Dragon Mafia
03:01are aiming at the IP system.
03:04I'm here to make sure
03:06they're not contacting you.
03:10Do you understand?
03:12Yes.
03:13I can see that.
03:14But,
03:15you're a man, right?
03:18I don't get it.
03:21Why do you think a man is here?
03:24Did something strange happen?
03:27This.
03:32I don't get it.
03:34Why do you think a man is here?
03:39Let me borrow your computer.
03:41I'll use Powerpoint to explain.
03:47Can you look at this?
03:50I've developed an IP system.
03:52You understand so far, right?
03:55Dragon Mafia and San-no-kai
03:59are aiming at this.
04:01They're probably aiming at a bad organization.
04:04Your organization
04:07is trying to stop Nottori.
04:09You understand so far.
04:10The place they chose is
04:13a marriage.
04:17I still understand 100%.
04:20But, I don't get
04:22why they sent
04:25a man pretending to be a woman.
04:30I don't get it.
04:33What I want to say is
04:37it's better to be a woman.
04:41It's better to be a woman.
04:45A woman who doesn't exist in an organization.
04:47If a woman doesn't exist in an organization,
04:49I understand 100%.
04:51But, I don't get it.
04:53Even if I understand 100%.
04:55What I really want to say is
04:58if they found out,
04:59I can't be a man.
05:02I don't get why they keep pretending to be a woman.
05:06If they found out,
05:08I don't care.
05:10If a woman doesn't exist in an organization,
05:12I don't care.
05:14I don't care.
05:16If a woman doesn't exist in an organization,
05:18I don't care.
05:19What is this?
05:21Who's going to pay for this restaurant?
05:26Listen to me.
05:28You?
05:30You?
05:31San-no-kai and Dragon Mafia
05:33They're the kind of people who will shoot you in the city.
05:35Can you hear me?
05:37If they found out that you and I are in contact,
05:39they will definitely shoot you.
05:41To protect you,
05:43this was the best way.
05:45To make sure they don't find out.
05:47I took this method.
05:49Do you understand?
05:52Get down.
05:53They found out.
05:54They found out.
05:56I'm going to dress like that.
06:00I didn't mark you.
06:02If they found out,
06:04you might have done it.
06:06It's possible.
06:07It's possible.
06:09Here's the question.
06:12How many times have I gone through this line of sight?
06:19I don't know.
06:22I don't know.
06:24The answer is
06:27A woman who doesn't even think about the line of sight.
06:32That's a weird answer.
06:36You have to answer this question.
06:45I'm going to go crazy.
06:48It's an important scene.
06:50Hey!
06:51I can only see the bottle.
06:53I can only see the bottle.
06:57Hey!
06:59I'm not hurt.
07:03I don't even think about the line of sight.
07:16I don't even think about the line of sight.
07:21I don't even think about the line of sight.
07:26Hey!
07:30I'm not hurt.
07:33I don't even think about the line of sight.
07:36What?
07:38I can only see the bottle.
07:42I bought this motorcycle for the first time.
07:46I started playing soccer when the J-league started.
07:50Who's going to pay for this?
07:53I was so into the K-1 Grand Prix.
07:59I bought this wallet chain with the money I saved from my part-time job.
08:09I'm a real man.
08:18It's interesting.
08:21I don't want to say it, but there was a simple mistake.
08:28I don't even think about the line of sight.
08:35It was like editing a video.
08:38It was like editing a video.
08:42What do you think?
08:44You're right.
08:46It was like editing a video.
08:52What do you think?
08:55It was like editing a video.
08:56You're lying.
09:00What the young contestants draw is a true friendship that only the participants know about.
09:06DAU-90, Great Best Friend
09:18Why are you trying to eat it?
09:20It's dry.
09:22No, it's not.
09:23You usually wait for the main character to come, right?
09:25The main character doesn't come.
09:26Yoshioka just finished his part-time job.
09:28What?
09:29Isn't it until 5 o'clock?
09:30It's too long.
09:31I've been waiting for two hours.
09:32It can't be helped.
09:33Yoshioka doesn't know we're in the room.
09:35He's not popular.
09:37Don't be so irritated.
09:39It has nothing to do with him.
09:40You're the one who made the atmosphere bad at first.
09:42It's just a matter of course.
09:43It's his birthday next week anyway.
09:48I'm glad you didn't do it today.
09:50It was just today that everyone gathered.
09:52You don't have to be there.
09:57Everyone should be there.
10:00Everyone celebrated my birthday together.
10:02I think Yoshioka would be happier if everyone was there.
10:06I'm sorry about that.
10:07Don't worry about it.
10:11I have a trampoline.
10:12Trampoline?
10:13It's okay if you don't do it.
10:14I can do it. I'm free anyway.
10:18By the way, aren't there too many eggs?
10:23I thought so.
10:24Did you buy this?
10:25That's right.
10:26What is this?
10:27A construction site?
10:28No.
10:30If you think about it normally, you can understand that this is strange.
10:33Yoshioka, you can't eat raw fish.
10:36That's why there are so many eggs.
10:38Don't say that.
10:41I'm sorry.
10:42Don't apologize.
10:43It's in front of the sushi.
10:47It's a disaster.
10:49The sushi will dry.
10:50Put a lid on it.
10:51Where did you put the lid?
10:54I threw it away.
10:57What?
10:58What are you going to do? The sushi will dry.
10:59I thought I didn't need it. I'm sorry.
11:01It's all my fault. I'm sorry.
11:05I threw it away.
11:10What?
11:11I opened the lid and threw it away, so it's my fault. I'm sorry.
11:14Do you want me to buy you a wrap?
11:15No.
11:17I don't know the rules of typhoon.
11:20How did you live?
11:23There's no such thing as wrap.
11:25Don't do it yourself.
11:26If you go shopping, it's okay.
11:27Why are you so easy on me?
11:28You should blame me more.
11:30Why are you so easy on me?
11:31It's not about crying.
11:34Don't cry.
11:38If you go shopping, it's okay.
11:39There were 50,000 in the rap line.
11:41I'm going.
11:42Don't you know the nearest convenience store?
11:44I know the exit.
11:45I know where to go.
11:47I know.
11:48I'm going.
11:49I don't know the rules!
11:50You should learn them today!
11:53Look at what I'm doing next to you,
11:54and if you don't understand the rules,
11:55you should stand up on your own!
11:57You guys like Trump, right?
11:59I'll go.
12:00No, I'm going!
12:01I won't let you go if you're crying!
12:05Stop it!
12:07I'll go first.
12:09You guys just wait!
12:11It's cold outside!
12:12Take one!
12:15Take one of those!
12:18I thought it was warm, so I didn't bring it!
12:26I'm so dull.
12:31I'll have a pizza.
12:32How much?
12:34I'll pay 800 yen per person.
12:36That's a lot of coins.
12:37It's okay, I like gacha.
12:49I don't need it.
12:53I don't need it because I'll be back.
12:55You won, so it's pointless if you don't win!
13:01I'm so dull.
13:03Isn't he fast?
13:04He ran.
13:06Your teeth are dangerous!
13:08Be careful!
13:10A jacket.
13:11You look better in it, so give it back.
13:16I'm so dull.
13:21It's too small.
13:22It should be like this.
13:23Make it a cross.
13:24That's what I'm doing.
13:26It's okay, I won't do anything today.
13:29I'll do this much.
13:32I said I'll do it!
13:34Why won't you listen to me?
13:37It's my birthday today.
13:41Why do I have to celebrate someone else's birthday?
13:49I'm so dull.
13:56I'm so dull.
14:02I'll never forget it.
14:07I'll fix my makeup.
14:11Happy birthday to you.
14:16Happy birthday to you.
14:20Happy birthday, dear Yocchan.
14:26Happy birthday to you.
14:34Don't barge into my house!
14:41Da-Wu Human
14:44Da-Wu Human is an eight-member group.
14:47Who are the members of this large-scale group
14:50whose tickets are sold out immediately?
14:54The five members of Da-Wu Human are going to find out.
14:58Da-Wu Human is going to find out!
15:03We have Da-Wu Human with us today.
15:11Isn't it amazing to have an eight-member group?
15:15There must be a limited number of members.
15:17That's right.
15:18It's a lot.
15:20It's a lot, isn't it?
15:21I'm getting sick of it.
15:23It's a lot, isn't it?
15:24It's a lot, isn't it?
15:25How many members are there from the beginning?
15:27It's decreasing.
15:28It's not increasing.
15:29It's decreasing?
15:30There were 40 at first.
15:33It was a circle.
15:35Other than Hasumi-kun,
15:39everyone else is an actor, right?
15:41That's right.
15:42It doesn't feel like an entertainer.
15:44That's right.
15:45That's why it's difficult, isn't it?
15:47That's right.
15:48That's why we're hated.
15:52Hated?
15:53There are a number of people who want us to be one of them.
15:56There are people like that.
15:57It's tough.
15:59It's tough.
16:00It's like an entertainer fan.
16:01That's right.
16:02It's like filling in the blanks.
16:05Why are you so weak?
16:07Why?
16:08When Yoshihara-san gave me a birthday present,
16:12the way he said,
16:14it was the best.
16:16Daru?
16:18And Ihara-kun's angry part.
16:20There's no way I'm going to let a crying person go.
16:22I don't usually get angry.
16:24I'm not used to getting angry.
16:26I've been crying over and over again.
16:28Is that so?
16:29Is the directing tough?
16:30I'm particular about the details.
16:33But if you throw a lot of leather,
16:36I think it'll hurt a lot.
16:38Are you okay?
16:39I hit my face for the first time on the show.
16:42I felt the pain I've never felt before.
16:44I felt it when the camera was rolling.
16:46I was surprised.
16:47It was pretty hard, wasn't it?
16:50That must have hurt.
16:52When you were in college,
16:54you wrote a story every day, didn't you?
16:56I wrote a story every day.
16:57Every day?
16:58You wrote a new story every day?
16:59I wrote a new story every day.
17:01He writes a new story every hour
17:03during the break time
17:05of a solo festival.
17:07What?
17:08He did.
17:09It's disgusting.
17:11It's amazing that Iizuka-san is pulling it.
17:14That's amazing.
17:16You don't write at all, do you?
17:20You're busy.
17:21You're busy, aren't you?
17:22You're busy.
17:23You're busy, aren't you?
17:24You're busy.
17:25Iizuka-san is busy.
17:26There's someone who doesn't write at all.
17:28Zero.
17:29Zero.
17:30Why do you have so many stories?
17:32Hasumi-san, who is an expert in making stories,
17:35wanted to ask the two of them.
17:39How long ago did you make your favorite story?
17:45We made it recently.
17:47Yes.
17:48Do you like that story?
17:49Yes.
17:51That's good.
17:52That's good.
17:53That was 2 years ago.
17:55I was a baby.
17:58I want to be like him.
18:01That was 2 years ago.
18:03Do you have any favorite Kamai's jokes?
18:07I like the recent ones.
18:11I like how they are growing.
18:15I see.
18:18Can you tell me a story?
18:23It's not a joke.
18:25It's a story.
18:27It was a story.
18:29It was a story.
18:31It would be better if you chose from the story.
18:33I'm sorry.
18:35I'm sorry.
18:37Don't apologize so simply.
18:38Wake up!
18:40Tsukino, wake up!
18:42Come closer!
18:47Disgusting!
18:49Disgusting!
18:51I'm a Yato.
18:52Oh no!
18:53Let's do it at home.
18:54I can't tell you a story.
18:56They are growing.
18:58Did you bite your tongue?
19:00Did you bite your tongue?
19:02A man was invited to his senior's house.
19:06He was looking forward to a fun party.
19:09JALJAL Home Party
19:12JALJAL Home Party
19:15You can relax at my house today.
19:19It's my first time meeting a manager outside of the company.
19:23It feels weird.
19:24That's true.
19:26I'm into cooking now.
19:28I wanted someone to eat with me, so I invited my subordinates.
19:31I'm nervous.
19:32Please eat a lot and go home.
19:35Actually, the food is ready.
19:37Is that so?
19:38It's a full course dinner today.
19:41First of all, this is delicious.
19:46Salted kelp cabbage.
19:49I sprinkled sesame seeds on the finish.
19:51Let's eat.
19:55I'm sorry.
19:56What?
19:57I forgot to tell you.
19:58What's wrong?
19:59I don't like sesame seeds.
20:00I'm sorry.
20:01You don't like sesame seeds?
20:02I'm allergic to sesame seeds.
20:05I'm sorry.
20:06I should have told you in advance.
20:07If you are allergic to sesame seeds, don't eat sesame seeds.
20:09I'm really sorry.
20:10But it's okay.
20:11You just need to remove the sesame seeds.
20:13It's difficult to remove sesame seeds.
20:16You just need to suck the sesame seeds.
20:18Suck the sesame seeds?
20:19You just need to suck the sesame seeds.
20:21I'll suck the sesame seeds.
20:23What?
20:31I'm sucking the sesame seeds with my nose.
20:33I'm sucking the sesame seeds cleanly.
20:36Wait a minute.
20:37What is this?
20:38I'm running out of sesame seeds.
20:40What is this?
20:43Let's eat.
20:44Disgusting.
20:46Disgusting.
20:47I sucked the sesame seeds.
20:49I sucked the sesame seeds with my nose.
20:50Let's eat.
20:51There is not a single sesame seed left.
20:53Let's eat.
20:54I don't like it.
20:55Please eat it.
20:57I don't like it.
21:01Actually, there is a second dish.
21:03Is that so?
21:04This is the taste of my mother.
21:05I'm addicted to this recently.
21:07Please eat.
21:08This is the taste of my mother.
21:11Please eat.
21:13I'm sorry.
21:14I don't like the taste of my mother.
21:15Do you hate vegetables?
21:17No, I don't hate vegetables.
21:21Do you hate your mother?
21:23I told you earlier.
21:25Do you have a sesame allergy?
21:26Yes.
21:27I don't like the taste of my mother.
21:30But it's okay.
21:31You just need to suck the sesame seeds.
21:33I can't suck the sesame seeds.
21:35It's okay.
21:36I'm addicted to this.
21:42I'm addicted to this.
21:45What is that left hand?
21:46It's disgusting.
21:48Why do you take such a long distance?
21:50It's amazing.
21:52I'm addicted to this.
21:56Let's eat.
21:59It's disgusting.
22:00Please eat.
22:01I'm addicted to this.
22:03Don't you have an appetite?
22:05I'm sorry.
22:06I have an appetite.
22:07If there is a lump of dust under the TV stand, you will lose your appetite.
22:11That's not what I mean.
22:14I sucked the dust.
22:16Please eat.
22:17He is a vacuum cleaner.
22:19Please eat.
22:20It's amazing.
22:21I don't have an appetite.
22:23I'm sorry.
22:24I feel sick.
22:25It's time for sweets.
22:27It's time for sweets?
22:28It's time for sweets.
22:29This is a piece of watermelon.
22:31This is a piece of watermelon.
22:32I will cut this.
22:37He is cutting watermelon.
22:40It's disgusting.
22:43Please eat.
22:45He is wearing shoes.
22:48Watermelon is delicious.
22:49He is a strange person.
22:51He is young, so he doesn't know.
22:53Watermelon is delicious when eaten with salt.
22:56Have you ever done that?
22:57My grandmother told me that.
22:59Let's do that.
23:00Watermelon is sweet, so you don't have to do that.
23:02It's okay.
23:03Let's eat it with salt.
23:07There is no salt.
23:08It was cut.
23:09It's okay.
23:10It's okay.
23:11There is sesame salt.
23:14Please put this salt on it.
23:16There is sesame in it.
23:18It's okay.
23:19Please put it on it because it's high.
23:20Because it's high?
23:21No, because it's high.
23:24Please put it higher.
23:26What should I do?
23:27Please put it higher.
23:28Please put it higher.
23:29That's a good idea.
23:33Please do it slowly.
23:34I will do it slowly.
23:40There is sesame in it.
23:42Please put it on it because it's high.
23:44There is sesame in it.
23:46There is sesame in it.
23:48He is very smart.
23:53Please eat it.
23:56There is no sesame in it.
23:58Please eat it.
23:59What did you do?
24:00There is a lump of dust under the TV stand.
24:01Please stop it.
24:03Please stop it.
24:04Please eat it.
24:06There is a lot of white powder around my eyes.
24:09Please eat it.
24:11He is very dark-skinned.
24:13Do you hate watermelon seeds?
24:15It's okay.
24:16Please stop it.
24:19Please stop it.
24:21There is a seed buried in it.
24:24There is a seed buried in it.
24:26What is he doing?
24:27Please eat it.
24:28He is very dark-skinned.
24:29Please eat it.
24:30Don't you have an appetite?
24:31I have something to do.
24:33If you don't have an appetite,
24:35let's look at the starry sky in our balcony.
24:39Why?
24:40Let's look at the starry sky.
24:41Why do we look at the starry sky together?
24:44Let's look at the starry sky in our balcony.
24:46Please look at the starry sky.
24:48The stars are very beautiful.
24:50You can see a lot of stars.
24:52The stars are very beautiful.
24:54The moon is very beautiful.
24:56The moon is very beautiful.
24:59It's a small day.
25:01It's a small day.
25:03He looks like a sesame.
25:05Do you want to see the moon more closely?
25:11Do you want to see the moon more closely?
25:13Do you want to see the moon more closely?
25:15What are you saying?
25:17Please stop it.
25:19Please stop it.
25:20It's impossible.
25:21Stop saying it's impossible!
25:23Stop!
25:24Stop!
25:26They're getting bigger!
25:27Come on!
25:29The moon is getting bigger!
25:31It's getting closer!
25:32Stop.
25:33Don't do that.
25:34I'm afraid.
25:35Stop.
25:36Stop, stop, stop.
25:37Hey!
25:37That's gross!
25:38Hey, hey.
25:39Don't you sometimes have a big moon like that?
25:43Yes, I do!
25:44It's so low and huge!
25:45That is me!
25:46No way!
25:47No way!
25:48OK, OK, I'm going home.
25:49LAUGHTER
25:51SPEAKS JAPANESE
25:54LAUGHTER
25:56SPEAKS JAPANESE
25:59LAUGHTER
26:02APPLAUSE
26:04APPLAUSE
26:08SPEAKS JAPANESE
26:13SPEAKS JAPANESE
26:17I don't know if Mr. Fukutoku's way of speaking was necessary.
26:21That's true.
26:22Everything was...
26:23What's with that guy?
26:24He's still in the middle of it!
26:26That's why...
26:27Oh no, oh no, oh no!
26:29All the Kansai dialects are missing!
26:35What are the thoughts of the female MPs hidden in their hearts?
26:39Last year's The W Finalist,
26:42Hachiko Chukenritsu, Hokkaido dialect.
26:48I am Nomura, the Minister of Science and Technology.
26:51As for this year's policy,
26:54we plan to invest about 12 billion yen
26:57in the development of the world's first artificial intelligence, Keiko.
27:03I am Osaka, the representative of the Aggressive Women's Association.
27:06To be frank,
27:08is there any point in investing 12 billion yen
27:11in the development of the world's first artificial intelligence?
27:15Can't it be 2 billion yen?
27:20Yes.
27:22I don't like 2 billion yen.
27:29What was that?
27:31Be honest and tell me what effect it has on this country!
27:35I don't care about your feelings!
27:41I don't think you need to say that.
27:46What?
27:47Don't make me laugh!
27:50Hurry up and walk!
27:52While you're dawdling,
27:54I'll say it again.
27:56I'll say it again.
27:58Hurry up and sit down!
28:01If that's how you feel, I'll say it.
28:03Speaking of Minister Nomura,
28:05the other day at the conference in Nagoya Prefecture,
28:08he invited a man from Muscle Bar.
28:11How do you explain that?
28:14Regarding that matter,
28:16I invited someone who is active in the region
28:18from the perspective of local government.
28:23Local government?
28:24I think that's a bit of a painful excuse.
28:27If that's the case,
28:28it doesn't matter if it's a woman,
28:29it doesn't matter if it's not a dancer.
28:31Even so,
28:32he invited a man from Muscle Bar.
28:36Isn't that Minister Nomura's hobby?
28:40My hobby is very different.
28:44I prefer thin guys over muscles.
28:56Please tell me more about thin guys.
29:04I'll tell you about thin guys.
29:06What I like about them is that
29:08even though they don't have thick skin,
29:10they have a manly face.
29:12To be more specific,
29:14I like Matsujun.
29:21I like Matsujun too.
29:28To be more specific,
29:29when do you like Matsujun?
29:33I like Naritaju.
29:35I know! I know!
29:39I know.
29:42When do you like Itsujun?
29:49Tell me.
29:51Tell me.
29:54I like Chocolatier.
29:56I like Blue-Ray.
29:58No!
29:59Wait!
30:00Wait!
30:01Wait!
30:02I've wanted to talk to Minister Nomura for a long time.
30:07Really?
30:08I thought you didn't like him.
30:10He asks a lot of questions.
30:12Because he's a Yato.
30:14No!
30:15Let's do it at my house.
30:16Let's see Matsujun.
30:17No!
30:18Let's do it!
30:19Let's do it!
30:20No!
30:21No!
30:22It's hot.
30:24It's hot.
30:29Good story.
30:30Right?
30:31It's good.
30:32It's hard to make a setting for a national conference.
30:35It's a setting I've always wanted to do.
30:37It's a good atmosphere.
30:38Right?
30:39Everyone was good.
30:40Their expressions were good.
30:43The two met in their dream of becoming comedians.
30:47Was it hope or the Fire Thunder Fairy Castle?
30:54Episode 2
30:58That was close.
31:00I almost missed my first lesson.
31:07Yes?
31:08What's your name?
31:09I'm Takeda.
31:11I'm Tanaka.
31:12Nice to meet you.
31:13Nice to meet you, too.
31:16How old are you, Takeda?
31:19I'm 22.
31:21What about you, Tanaka?
31:22I'm 18.
31:23High school?
31:25Yes.
31:27Which do you prefer, being a fool or being a comedian?
31:30What?
31:31If I had to choose, I'd choose being a fool.
31:34Really?
31:35I'm a fool.
31:36You're a comedian, right?
31:37What?
31:38I'm really funny.
31:39Everyone in high school said I was funny.
31:42I won a lot of awards in the school's pre-school competition.
31:47I see.
31:48Miyuki and Kenji said I should become a comedian.
31:51That's why I came here.
31:52Are you a comedian?
31:54No.
31:55I'd like to know what kind of people there are before I decide.
31:59I'm the funniest anyway.
32:04The teacher is here.
32:06Nice to meet you.
32:07Nice to meet you, too.
32:09Excuse me.
32:10Excuse me.
32:13Yes!
32:14Yes!
32:15I want to go there the most.
32:16Yes!
32:17I have a story.
32:18Yes!
32:19I want to go there.
32:20Yes!
32:21Yes!
32:22Yes!
32:24I'm Shota Tanaka.
32:25I'm 18 years old.
32:26I'll do two short stories.
32:28Miyuki and Kenji said I was funny.
32:32Here I go.
32:34A short story.
32:35Singing audition.
32:38I can't sing at all.
32:41Next person, please.
32:45Please sing.
32:51I can't sing at all.
32:58It's so big.
33:02Next, a short story.
33:04Local business.
33:06Thank you for coming.
33:09From the end,
33:10Mr. Unique, Mr. Unique, Mr. Unique, Mr. Unique, Mr. Unique, Mr. Unique, Mr. Unique, Mr. Unique.
33:17Akita prefecture is amazing.
33:20Thank you very much.
33:24I can't sing at all.
33:30I'm a man who wants to be a woman.
33:32I can't sing at all.
33:35I'm sorry.
33:36I have a story that I can't tell.
33:38May I?
33:39When I was eating at McDonald's,
33:41a Japanese man and a foreign woman were sitting next to me.
33:46He said to her,
33:48Japanese McDonald's is delicious, isn't it?
33:50May I?
33:51Then she said,
33:53Who is May I?
33:55Who is May I?
33:56She got angry and said,
33:57I made a mistake in my name.
33:58I'm sorry.
33:59I'm sorry.
34:00Then she said,
34:01My name is Mary.
34:03It was a problem of pronunciation.
34:05I can't sing at all.
34:08I can't talk at all.
34:11That's all.
34:12Thank you very much.
34:17It was interesting.
34:20But,
34:21I've been told that it's interesting in my family,
34:25but it's not enough.
34:27So, from now on,
34:28I'll do my best to be the best.
34:32You've grown up a lot.
34:35You've grown up a lot with just one show.
34:39I made a mistake in my name.
34:42I think I've learned a lot today.
34:45I've learned all the Kansai dialect.
34:49Excuse me.
34:50Are we a duo?
34:52I'm sorry.
34:53What?
34:54As Takedachi said,
34:56I want you to know everyone.
34:58And if you still like me,
35:00I want you to talk to me again.
35:02So, I'm sorry now.
35:05I love you.
35:13I didn't expect that reversal.
35:16It's not interesting.
35:19Isn't it amazing?
35:20It's amazing, isn't it?
35:21Even if you think of it,
35:22it's hard to think of a short story and an episode that are not interesting.
35:27That's right.
35:28It's not interesting,
35:29but it's not interesting.
35:31That line is...
35:33It was like watching me at that time.
35:39Really?
35:40I was like that.
35:41Really?
35:42It's funny.
35:44It hurts a lot.
35:45I've never won a jackpot in a pre-marriage meeting.
35:50It's about Kuchiniyoidan.
35:52Kuchiniyoidan?
35:53Let's make the script obligatory.
35:55That's right.
35:57Episode 2
36:00A man and a woman tied by a red thread.
36:02Can you keep up with the unpredictable development?
36:06Biscuit Brothers. Mamoru and Himekawa.
36:20I've never talked to Himekawa.
36:24But a week ago, I was tied by a red thread with Himekawa.
36:29What is this red thread?
36:31Can Himekawa see it?
36:44He can see it very well.
36:47What is this red thread?
36:50My ability is to pull out the red thread.
36:54This thread can only be seen by the chosen person.
36:57I can make the person I like to be aware of it.
37:01The requirement of this ability is to reduce the lifespan by half.
37:08That's it.
37:09What?
37:10That's it.
37:11What?
37:12That's it.
37:13What?
37:14That's it.
37:15We're dating, aren't we?
37:17We're dating, aren't we?
37:20But Mamoru is shy, so I have no choice but to tell him.
37:26I love you so much that I'm going crazy.
37:33Excuse me.
37:34What?
37:35Excuse me.
37:36Kuchi ni oida.
37:41Kuchi ni oida.
37:45It's a language I don't know.
37:49Kuchi ni oida.
37:52Kuchi ni oida?
38:00It's Kuchi ni oida.
38:03It was the red thread of that bond.
38:06If that's the case, I'll smell your mouth after school.
38:11Was that a remote kiss?
38:15Is Mamoru a playboy?
38:21Himekawa-san.
38:22What?
38:23We're talking about Kuchi ni oida.
38:25Kuchi ni oida?
38:27Kuchi ni oida?
38:28We want to use that smell to make the world peaceful.
38:33That's why we're tied by the red thread.
38:36No.
38:38I don't think I like him.
38:41I just want to date a normal person and kiss them.
38:47Himekawa-san, I have an idea.
38:49What?
38:50Mouth to justice.
38:51We'll put our mouths together and make the smell multiply.
38:55I think I can kiss him.
38:58I think I can kiss him, but he's not the right man.
39:04Himekawa-san, you're thinking about Kuchi ni oida, aren't you?
39:07What?
39:08That's Himekawa-san.
39:09Himekawa-san, you even have a smelly heart.
39:12I'm sorry.
39:13I'm sorry.
39:15I'm sorry.
39:16I'm sorry.
39:18I'm sorry.
39:19Himekawa-san, are you going to stop Kuchi ni oida?
39:23I want to be with you forever.
39:26What?
39:27You want to be with me forever?
39:30You want me to kiss you on the ring finger?
39:35What?
39:36You used your ability?
39:42Amorukyun!
39:44Himekawa-san!
39:45Himekawa-san!
39:46We're in trouble!
39:48Mouth to justice!
39:55What?
39:56What?
39:57Why am I alive?
39:58Why?
39:59That's because of mouth to justice.
40:01Mouth to justice?
40:03Mouth to justice?
40:04Does that mean you kissed me?
40:06No!
40:07I'm sorry!
40:08I'm sorry!
40:09But thank you for saving me.
40:18The school is in chaos because of the smelly clothes.
40:21We have to do something!
40:22Because we are Kuchi ni oida!
40:24Let's hurry!
40:25Wait a minute!
40:29My ability cuts my life in half.
40:32But if I kiss the person of my destiny,
40:34does that mean my life is back to normal?
40:51Let's make the script mandatory.
40:54That's right.
40:55Let's do that.
40:56We have to do that.
40:58That's right.
41:00You know, there are scenes in the world where you look cute or cool.
41:08But you didn't do that at all.
41:11I didn't do that at all.
41:13I didn't do that at all.
41:16How do you feel about finishing the script?
41:18Well, I'd like to ask the editor to help me.
41:22I don't want to be used in such a place.
41:26There is a table here.
41:27If I crouch down, I can edit the video many times.
41:34Answer properly.
41:35I'm the narrator for tonight.
41:37The science drama ICY starring Haru is a story of a woman detective
41:40with a momentary memory and a so-called camera eye
41:44who faces a past that she can't forget even if she wants to.
41:47She works hard to solve the case with her friends who have a habit.
41:51It's a completely original detective drama.
41:54The story is coming to an end.
41:56It airs every Tuesday at 9 p.m.
41:59Please watch it in real-time.
42:03How was the script?
42:06It's a little...
42:09I feel like I'm in a dream.
42:11I know.
42:12I remember when I see the script.
42:14I remember when I see the script.
42:16Biscuit Brothers should talk to each other after this.
42:20That's right.
42:21Including the staff.
42:23Including the staff.
42:24Why did this happen?
42:27See you next time.
42:29Goodbye.